/smgen/ - SMITE General

How much longer does Smite/HiRez have now that Bart and Kelly are leaving? 6 months?

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>>128664221
>>128664050
They better have my bae Bellona appear and kick some serious ass.
Please have her beat the crap out of Ares.

Hey friends,

I am out of the loop on the new meta, could I get an Osiris build please? Was also wondering, is Vulcan good at anything but Conquest? He hardly seems like the sort to use in 1v1 Joust.

so I've never jungled

I go red > blue then what? Go mid harpies if I'm feeling ballsy, small camps otherwise?

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>Drybear stops doing youtube/streaming other than shilling lootcrates
>Bort/Kelly leave
>BMBrandon and FFag are still there
Please make the pain go away /smgen/

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>>128683020
They have that Alyssa redhead now...
Maybe she has charisma?

>>128682959
Red>Blue>Mids>Leech a wave/poke>Backs>Leech a wave/poke>Other backs>You're now level 5, or close, so go gank someone

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Where do I find pick related match?

>people on this very general call people shit for being passive players during laning phase as an ADC
if funballer, emilitoo, Barra and Vetium has taught of something is that Zapman doesn't go to worlds for being a fucking overly aggressive idiot.
If he doesn't work for him it doesn't work for you either faggot.

>>128682959
Speed > Blue > Mid camps >clear wave with mid > other mid camps > clear wave with mid > back camp > clear wave with mid > back camps

After this it's knowing where you need to be on the map.

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>>128683445
>If he doesn't work for him
the who does he work for?

>>128683445
It's faggots like you that force me to kill secure as the support because my ADC is too busy clearing minions to get an easy kill and a leg up on the other team

>>128683774
my philosophy its a kill its a kill.
i'd rather have my support ahead so he can support me more, i'll do the same damage at the end while my support will not if he doesn't get ahead quickly.

>>128683746
NOBODY

>>128683445
M8 no one is saying that you should take your leap/dash at level 2 and dive the enemy. You should at least try to poke. If you just sit back at the tower and just clear waves then you're giving their team all of the map pressure they need in the early game. This allows them to push up to your tower if they chose to do so and from there they have free reign on your buffs.

>>128684141
thats why said overly aggressive, i'm not a potato.
i stand behind my minions at the middle of the lane, never pressure unless my jungler its on my side.

Kelly and Bart have no reason to be in this general anymore

Press F to pay respects

>bart and kelly are leaving hirez
what?! wow that actually makes me sad.
i'm going to miss you guys.
Godspeed you magnificent bastards.

>>128684385
That's not what you said at all m8.
>people on this very general call people shit for being passive players during laning phase as an ADC
>passive players
>passive
>Passive- accepting or allowing what happens or what others do, without active response or resistance.

As sad as I am to see Bort/Kelly leaving, I'm happy for Bort about his new job. That's a once-in-a-lifetime gig. Good luck, maybe I'll actually check out Youtube Gaming now. Hopefully you'll get rid of the 104949949340340 minecraft videos.

>>128684919
Pretty much this. He's likely in a much better position now. I dunno about Kelly but I guess shes just tagging along. Wish them both the best though.

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What a fucking sad day today is.

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how do i build ama, lots of cd with a little bit of damage or like full tank with 1 damage item

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People didn't believe me when I said season 3 will be smites final year.

but you'll all see.

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>Bart and Kelly move together to LA
>both leave hirez
THIS IS LOVE PEOPLE ;_;

Bort, Kelly you better invite us to the wedding ;_;

>>128682389
http://www.smitegame.com/season3/

>>128686042
they should do what dm did for his wedding :3

i have never had a game where people don't rage all the time

>>128686354
they should, stream the wedding! i swear i won't cry.

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Continuing this from last thread.

Tell us your favorite god for each role.

Here's mine:

>Hunter
Ullr

>Mage
Zeus

>Assassin
Hercury

>Warrior
Mercules

>Guardian
Kumbakharna

>>128686487
>Mage
Agni
>Warrior
Sun Wukong
>Assassin
Serqet
>Hunter
Xbalanque
>Guardian
Cabrakan

>>128686487
>Hunter
Rama
>Mage
Freya
>Assassin
Bastet
>Warrior
Bellona
>Guardian
Geb

>those S3 changes
>now Bart and Kelly leaves
HiRez stock shares just plummeted to the bottom of the sea

>>128686487
>Hunter
Xballer
>Mage
Agni
>Assassin
Thor
>Warrior
Bellona
>Guardian
Ares

>tfw someone leaves the match even though we're doing well

I fucking hate promo weeekends, it brings out the most cancerous faggots

Who the hell am I supposed to jerk off to now that Kelly's gone?

>>128686487
>Hunter
Rama
>Mage
Nu Wa
>Assassin
Ao Kuang
>Warrior
Amaterasu
>Guardian
Geb

>>128686908
Best girl Alyssa. She'll replace Kelly.

Well, servers are down.

Someone start posting almost-pornographic godesses.

>>128687006
She's working on JetpackFighters OK? She's the cheapest slut in HiRez

>>128687209
Now that Kelly is gone, they'll move her up. She's cute as all fuck, she'd be perfect.

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>>128686908
amanda if you are into ugly bitches

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>Hear Kelly and Bart are leaving
>Was having a good day
>I'm legitimately sad now
They were the best two out of all of Hi Rez. Why did they leave? What happened?

>>128687502
Bart got a better job. Kelly and him have been dating forever and she decided to follow him to Cali.

>>128687502
Bart got a job at Google/Youtube Gaming
Kelly followed because she wants her husbando, she'll work for hi-rez but only doing machinima shit

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>>128687176
that's lewd.
Here have a sad Ne zha on a summer's day

Friendly reminder.

https://youtu.be/xxoLUViXJmU


THIS IS THE LAST VIDEO APPEARANCE OF HIREZKELLY AND HIREZBART AND HIREZ EMPLOYEES LOL

use this if you wanna skip everything to get to their part
https://youtu.be/xxoLUViXJmU?t=1m34s

What's the best character for a trap to pick?

j-just curious

>>128688081
The Zhonger John Kue

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>>128688081
Artemis

>>128688081
You're not a trap for fucks sake.
That that fucking dress off faggot and man up. what would your dad say about you?

>>128688327
>That that fucking dress off
Hey man, nothing wrong with a dress on a woman.

>>128688327
>That that fucking dress off
too busy fapping imagining him on that dress anon?

Bart and Kelly icons are 1 gem until monday.


I already got Kelly's when she dropped codes(thanks Kelly) but i can finally have Bart.

And cry because they are gone forever.

>>128688081
>trap
nice try /soc/ crossdressing retard
a trap actually puts time into looking like a girl

>>128688081
Ezreal

>>128688327
no bully pls ;~;

>achilles spear on anubis

Um. Is this a thing?

Hey guys, you can buy Kelly and Bort icons for 1 favor

>>128689373
Only on memers.

>mvp in 20 minute match
>win
>immediately sent to login screen
>30 min deserter

HIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEE

z

>>128686487
>Hunter
Neith

>Mage
Chang'e

>Assassin
Awilix

>Warrior
Amaterasu

>Guardian
Khepri

>>128685921
WT, jotunns, and Frostbound start in whatever order youre most confortable with, then fill the rest of your items with defense and pen.

Why are people so sad over bart and kelly leaving. I don't fucking get it. They were fun streamers back in the beta but they disappeared now and only show up when there is a tournament event.

The only sad part is that we have to deal with BMBrandon now as the veteran of smite and it's going to go to his head and shit talk every other caster that they are stupid and they don't know anything.

>>128689373
No.

>>128689373
Lifesteal!

kelly/bart icons for 1 favor

>>128690221
well... basically that, most people started playing at the height of Bart and Kelly's reign of streaming.

Bart only appeared at patch notes and casting(like at least once a week for several weeks a year during the SPL) but he was still a fun guy.

Kelly showed up at tournaments, rare streams, a ton of videos, her podcast with Fdot, so she was active and well liked in the community.

They were never really gone or absent.

>Trying to learn how to play someone I don't know how to play at all
>Neith "lol ur from vg that's why you're so bad xD"
Thanks I guess

Also can someone tell me how I'm supposed to play Serqet? Not so much building but I have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do besides ulting someone. It seems like any time I don't have my ult up I do 0 damage and I don't do anything besides die. I hardly even get the chance to auto people more than a few times before they leap/dash away or use all their abilities on me and I die.

>>128690486
I mean they pretty much died after they stopped streaming. They showed up now and again, but shit I mean people regard them as some cornerstone of the community and they will be greatly missed.

Most people just wanted to fuck kelly, and therefore liked bart because he was doing what they wish they could.

>>128690684
>Blink on them
>2 into 1
>Auto
That's basically it until your CDs come back up. You can try to keep autoing but most of the time I'd just get the fuck out.

>>128690684
Serqet skills tutorial from Dagarz himself.

https://vine.co/v/eBh5JYjZv3Y

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EU WINNING WAS A MISTAKE

DAVID BOWIE COME BACK
SNAPE COME BACK
B0RT & KELLY COME BACK

THIS IS YOUR FAULT EU

>>128690874
Just because they weren't in videos or streams as often doesn't mean that they weren't there.

If your mom were to die, does that mean you stop loving her because she's no longer there? No. You wouldn't, you fucking autist.

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WAKE ME UP

>>128690874
>pretty much died after they stopped streaming
for you maybe, the community and everyone still regarded them as the face of Smite.

>>128691138
>chac-i-think-ravana-is-a-basic-attack-god-uano

>tfw kelly will never sit on your face
why even live ;_;

>>128691138
>Wukong with HoG, Ninja Tabi, Spirit Robe, and going into Frostbound
>Zeus with Gem of Iso
>Thor with Trans
What are you, 900 elo?

>>128690684
3>2>1
4>2>1
or some variant with your 1 dashing being small as possible to get all hits and setting up your passive strike if you are having trouble get blink and pretend hi rez doesnt favor serqet

>>128691138
>Look at your smite.guru
>All of those Hide of the Urchins

>>128688884
Oh for fuck sake... Now I'm not special snowflake anymore..

>>128688884

>he spent 1 gem instead of 1 favor

You silly goose

>>128691613
You still have the PonPon icon c:

>>128691842
I might do that just to get rid of the weird odd numbered gems I have.

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>>128691138
>Unable to awaken from the confines of rem sleep

>tfw the Bort and Kelly icons gave me the avatar platinum achievement

>>128691941
I have 373 gems so I couldn't even them out. Fuck me.

>>128691921
How did to know :3

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>>128691315
>>128691391
>>128691570
>>128691958
FINALLY WOKE UP

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>>128690684
>types both "ur" and "you're"

>>128692087
people who play ares or gods with shit clear basically f6 at god select in clash

>>128692312
Okay, I audibly chuckled.

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>>128692087
>No fatalis
YAAAAAAAAAWN

>>128692087

>that chiron

no actives huh? Why the fuck aren't you guys bending him over repeatedly?

>>128692375
>only two waves
>5 teammates
Not everyone has to be able to clear with one ability. Mobility and teamfight power are much more important.

are queues always 4-5 minutes long in this game

>>128692695
>fall 4 lvls behind

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>>128692560
He plays with, and against, shitters.

What do you think the best Sol mid build is?
Last time I tried her I was having lots of issues early and even mid game, late game I was destroying everyone but till then it sucked.

I just started, how do I get good enough to stop playing Co-op and not be shit?

>>128692964
Learn the meta quickly to shit on your fellow man.

Arena is a comfort trap, learn to play the other modes.

Be honest about being new. Less salt that way.

>>128692775
Why would you be 4 levels behind? You don't get bonus exp for last hitting, you just have to be there. If you've got a good dash or something you can even farm both lanes at once without touching them.

>>128693287
I've been mostly trying to play assault so I can try and get a feel for every character, and I've played a few games of joust, where does one learn the meta? What is the community in this game like? I've only played HotS but no-one ever talks, and I've heard horror stories of Dota and LoL

How do I go about joining SmGen

>>128693623
Community is without a doubt better than Dota and LoL, it still has its enormous faggots but there are far less compared to those shit heap communities.

>>128694076
Good joke, I get people who intentionally throw ranked games because they lose their lane and they are mad about it.

This community is cancer and hi-rez doesn't do anything to stop it unless you call soemone a nigger, faggot or anything else SJWs hate.

>>128694298
Are you trying to say that doesn't happen on those games and more often?
After putting over two thousand hours combined into those two awful games the difference is night and day when I switched to this game

This is taking it too far, why don't you just give everything to everyone for 1 favor, huh HiRez? What's next Thor X skin for 1 favor because voice actor leaves the studio. Do you know how much time I've spent bugging Kelly to drop her codes? Twitter messages, twitter mentions, twitch I've even made a fucking donation on twitch asking for codes when she did that stream AND day after the stream she left codes here AND I got one.
And now guess what EVERYONE has it oh loopty fucking doo for one, ONE(1) gem.
Yes I'm upset

>>128692443
>get fed
>waste gold on shitty crutch for boxing gods you have an advantage over

>Hugbug
>Find underfarmed zeus
>1/7
>1v1 him
>Absolutely wreck him
>Use hugbug's clap on top of his dead body
>He leaves the game
I can't stop fucking laughing.

>>128692807
start shroud purple pot heal pots
then pen boots, book of thoth
magus spear, polynomicon
rod of tahuti
replace spear of the magus with obsidian shard lategame or versus fuckton of magic resist

>>128693770
Post IGN, someone will welcome you to the Lightning Sphere shortly

>>128694664
I never build spear on Sol. While she's not a traditional ADC, her tower damage is still pretty good. Shard helps that and it's only slightly worse than Spear mathematically.

>>128694931
Spear is much better early penetration item vs gods, especially if you get it before they start building magical defense items, who gives a damn about tower damage at this stage of the game? It's a freaking conquest not a damn joust.

>>128694724

DusterFox

>>128695328

reported

>>128695613

FUCK

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>>128695613
>bullying

FIX YOUR SHIT HI-REZ

>>128692964
Clash, then Siege, then Conquest

>>128692090
why can't you do hentai crops like normal kids?

>>128694724
guess I'll join too

JalmSays

>Be Khepri
>Amaterasu is diving way too far, at the enemy tower but not under it
>Ult her, if they don't kill her then she can just jump into tower and die
>She runs away back toward me instead of just dying
>They're smart and just let the ult fall off before killing her
>"shit khepri, you ult when someone is going to die not when we're fine"

>pick bellona
>have 400 ping
>still finish with top kills and assists

this god sometimes

>>128701053

meanwhile I get people DCing because their ping is 200

I used to play Freya but now that Sol exists I don't need her anymore.

>>128694076
what's your secret?

Because I have literally never had a game where my team wasn't screaming to report someone or other in conquest.

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Nobody seemed to have any last thread, but I figure I'll ask one more time just in case; anyone have a copy of the Pantheon War they can share?

>>128701471

Don't play Conquest, it is LITERALLY the worst mode in Smite and it has the worst playerbase.

>>128701351
fucking Sol shits on Freya during the early game but Freya out damages her late game.

>>128701687
>the battle for the dildo

>>128701780
>late game

not in my matchmaking. there is only the first 10 minutes before someone surrenders.

>>128701687
>sun wukong has tits now

very progressive thank you social justice
*unzips dick*

>>128702373
it's hel

>>128702373
That looks like hel.

>>128702536
>>128702557
well that's disappointing.

>>128701687
Mah nigga, Yandere wukong, stealing frm Kung Pao Kuang.
Real ass nigga.

>tfw your khumba doesn't buy blink, keeps ulting their tanks

it's the most frustrating shit man

>>128702238
Freya out damages pretty much anything late game.

>>128703517
If you don't choose support that's what happens

>>128703626

The one time, the one fucking time he ulted a squishy that scylla died instantly. But no, gotta keep ulting the fucking khepri

>>128703696
maybe he wanted to peel off the tank for 2.2 seconds so you could gang up on the carries

>>128701471
I know that feel

>last guy locks in Serqet and he's our mid. Says he has "a plan" and to "trust him"
>oh god, ok maybe we can pull this out
>playing Chiron with Bellona support... yeah we couldn't stop that either
>get an early start. Me and Bellona are doing so much damage that it doesn't even matter
>every other lane holding on by a thread
>after the first team fight our jungle Nemesis DCs
>Serqet and Nem were duo queue and Serqet immediately decides that she can now solo everything forever
>runs into the entire enemy team alone and dies
>proceeds to fuck off into the jungle during every team fight and show up after we're all dead to die herself
>everyone on else on the team blames the tilt on Nemesis fucking off for 20 minutes
>Serqet tells us that his power was probably turned off because of the corrupt Indian government and constant black outs
>so after losing FG, Poo in the Loo Nemeshitter finally comes back and Serqet tells us she's reporting us all for harassment to him and Nemesis
>we all tell him we're goig to report them for AFK and intentional feeding
>starts begging for us not to report them

fucking jesus and no one would surrender that match. It dragged on forever

>>128703779
>kumba ult plus soul reaver instakill mages
>going for the tank

that's wrong

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>>128703993
>bellona support

It just works.

>>128703517
He was probably hoping that you would have enough time with Khepri out of the way to plug most of the squishier gods before he came back down.

And I almost never buy Blink on Khumba. It would probably help, but that fat fuck is fast as hell. I just come in from the side and start bashing and yawning

what's the amaterasu build? the recommended build has fucking mystical mail second item that seems autistic

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This is so dumb

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>>128704251
>not bellona ADC

>>128704661
Mah nigga Hermury got rused to death?
Shiiiiit

>>128704749
Why'd you cut out the part where you died to the Phoenix?

>>128704531
I've been building Frostbound > Warriors > Jottuns > Mail of Renewal > Executioner > Bulwark if I need more defense/magic defense or Titan's if I need more damage

>>128704749
Do you have it in you to play a god thats not complete cancer? And what the fuck is that heartseeker you shitter.

>>128704837
the phoenix is down - and on his side

>>128704749

>7/8 with heartseeker
>barely even wins despite help from poseidon
>"it works guys xd!!"

you're a shitter and always have been barcode, just quit already

>>128704749
>Swapping shield for hammer against a hunter

>>128705032
>poseidan literally missed every ability
>killed a guy 4 levels above me while he had FG buff and an athena assisting him

maybe youre the shitter m8

>>128704749
Wow, his Athena bodied him into a whirlpool, and with Posiedon doing work for you, you were able to stop feeding and break even. I guess anything is possible if you're playing against shitters.
Fuck off already, Barcode. Nobody gives a shit about you since you had your pissbaby fit and left the clan.

>>128694298
it's almost.......... as if.......... hirez....... wants......... an sjw-community dominated game........ or something........

>>128705136
Posiedon missed one tidal wave, the tidal wave that pushed them together so you could cleave them both, but hit every basic attack and crippled Chiron's dash. Let's talk about your "1337" Thanatos webms when you actually missed 70% of your shit instead.
Can you not just fuck off already? Literally not a single person has ever said anything positive about your webms when you post them.

idk why you guys always hate on barcode, at least he's trying new things and not just rehashing the same stale bruiser meta over and over

>>128705541
Nobody is whispering him in game to shit talk. If you can't handle people replying to your shit plays then stop posting them.

>>128704661
>psst nothing personnel kid

>tfw get blinked on and triple ulted while khepri with ult and hun batz with ult just stand there and watch

thanks guys, appreciate it

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there should be an requirement to be over 2k ELO to reply to my responses, sick of these scrubs that dont understand the high ELO meta

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Based Adanas.

>>128706150
>Smiteguru score
>Actually valid

At least you are trying.

>>128706079
you weren't worth the ult

>>128704661
>casual conquest matches

>>128706079
>Implying you deserved it

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>>128704749
>crit build
>swaps to hammer mid fight

just keep hititng him with the autos.. you cut your dps so much right there

>>128706150
>sgs matters
>smite uses elo
>you are good at Smite
None of these are true.

>>128707187
Smite uses ELO. But it doesn't matter that much because 50%

>>128706150
What the fuck are you even trying to say? You want to claim that you're so good at Smite that you saw some missed ability from Posiedon that we all didnt see? Or like if I had higher "elo" then your 7-8 would look like a 12-2? Your webm is trash and you are trash.

>>128707278
Smite uses trueskill, not elo. Stop fucking posting if you don't know what you're talking about.

i want to shit out damage as a tanky support

What should I play?

>>128707720
Xing.

>>128707546
smite uses MODIFIED TrueSkill™

>>128707720
Kumbhakarna does a surprising amount of damage, but Ares and Bacchus are your standard tanky supports with a lot of damage

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>>128707546
>smite doesn't use that arbitrary matchmaking system it uses this other arbitrary matchmaking system

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>Spying on a blind woman


She probably knows you're watching.

>>128707834
Oh be autistic, why don't you? The post is it doesn't use elo.

>>128707976

Probably, since Nox probably would be the one trying to set her up

>>128708031
>pedantic =/= autistic
:^)

>>128707546
So elo, right?

>>128706257
you know he was fucking crying behind that phone.
Bart was the one who gave him the chance at casting.

>>128707976
>wanting horny thunder man's sloppy seconds

>>128707976
Nox please stop staring at your daughter

>tfw xing snatches you up with his ult right before it ends

like holy shit I can only hit beads so fast, fuck

>>128708403
Plug your hole up with a sock so that you keep some of his sample. Then go to the police and get it identified.

>>128708093
Doujin where Tyr ends up with Nemesis but then a NoxXNemXTyr pairing when?

>>128708527
this, NemxTyr is love.
Nox forces the threesome.

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SERVER SHUTDOWN INC

RATS ARE LEAVING THE SINKING SHIP

https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/414ltg/farewell_from_kelly_and_bart/

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>>128708093
>>128708298
>>128708527
>>128708832

>>128708832
The Nem X Tyr Smitebooks were gold.

>>128709257
>sinking ship

Isn't Hirez making a bunch of money? Did they hire too many people?

>hades dashes at me
>know that piece of shit is going to fear
>put down my silence before his dash animation finishes
>servers says nope fuck you

Geez maybe with Kelly and Bart leaving they can afford to upgrade that T1 their shit is running on

>>128709565
It's not a dash you banana

>>128709412
BASED Night MILF

why couldn't bellona just have a weapon that morphs from hammer to sword to scourge, instead of them just morphing out of thin air?

>>128709608

fine chucklefuck it's technically a leap, that goes under the ground

>>128709510
They're still doing good, it's just that Kelly and Bart are going to be missed.

>>128709697
Yeah, that's the point. If it was a dash your silence would have worked, buts its a leap so it didn't. Git gud.

>>128710853
I'm fairly certain leaps into silences and cripples cause them to do no damage on landing

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>Clash 10 minutes into the game
>Ymir rage quits
>we were equal with the enemy team i had a 0/0/0 KDA because i'm Rama
>12 minutes into the game
>i get a triple and a tower
>its still really hard to fight a 4vs5
>15 minutes in we get Fire
>its still hard to fight a 4vs5
>they attack out phoenix
>we can defend this
>Nemesis goes to the back into the middle of all of them
>try and heavenly agility the way out of her
>she dies
>chang'e dies
>ama and i try to fend them off
>artemis ult, xing ult, zeus ult , ama ult
>stun locked and killed
>they win


Can i for one have a team with no DC or literally mentally death people?

>>128711858
>mentally death people

>>128712286
oh no! its beginning to affect me!
i'm becoming retarded!
Smite please stop! Smite please stop me from retarding like a retard!

>>128710990
But not leaping over (under) them.

>>128710990
Hades' "dive" can be interrupted as long as a portion of his body is visible.
You can be taunted out of the ground or even frozen,

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Next Rising Dawn item when?

>mystical mail geb
Imbo

>>128711858
>Can i for one have a team with no DC

No me first!

>>128713098
Is this his like 5th/6th item or did he replace Sov for it?

how do i git gud

>>128713975
practise

>>128713975
Be the very best, like no one ever was

>>128686487
>Mage
Nox
>Warrior
Ravana
>Assassin
Serqet
>Hunter
Anhur
>Guardian
Cabrakan

Why does every fucking Bellona try their hardest to throw the game?

Is there an easy way to get the Final Form achievement (kill 5 enemy gods with a single ability), i.e. is there a way to cheese it?

>>128715251
Because bellona is a shitter teir god. Like loki and anubis at this point.

Shitters are drawn to how powerful and good she can be, but they cannot for the life of them figure out how to make her good.

>>128713478
Try first.

>>128715316
Play Scylla, and pray

my jungler fucked his timing for his red pot and got 3 seconds late after the creeps spawn, 3 fucknig seconds and solo lost a full wave worth of gold and xp and the mid both harpy camps plus a back camp. 3 fucking seconds decided the game. I don't know if this is true hardcore competition or retarded

>>128715251
I bet the shitters still did more damage than you.

>>128715419
Instalock Scylla or Poseidon every time you see an Ares in Arena.

>>128715657
I doubt it was the pot.

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>Enemy Mercury gets executed by Jungle camp
>DCs and never returns
>Mercury players

>>128715403
>they cannot for the life of them figure out how to make her good.

It's more like they outright lose all common sense and awareness. Every fucking time I get one on my team they do fine during the lane, but the second that shit is over they jump into fights 1v3, 1v4, 1v5, whatever, they don't care. They chase way far from the team, they go back into fights after they get out with 10% hp, etc. It's like they're playing a different game where they have no teammates, and must fight all the enemy gods. Towers, phoenixes, fire giant and the fucking titan doesn't exist.

>>128716179
Pretty sure he lagged out and the camp killed him during it m8

>>128715774
yes it was me I was feeding :D

>>128716238
Really? that sucks I just kinda thought, he ragequit since Mercury and gods like him tend to attract shitters

i just had a 20 minute game that felt like 5 wtf

>>128716179
but muh 2k punch

I THIRST ONLY FOR DEATH

>decide I want to play aphro jungle for laughs
>be considerate and tell my team first hand that I'm going jungle and playing aphro
>no one says anything
>game starts
>bellona and anubis call duo lane
>things going not well, ping for mid camps but he doesn't show up
>attempt to gank duo lane because they are really struggling
>both of them basically suicide but I get both duo lane kills
>mid lane is struggling, go in for gank
>push back a janus to tower
>agni has ult but refuses to use it
>oh_well.jpg
>low on mana but decide to help solo get their buff first
>wrongly assume enemy bellona backed, she and janus gank us at blue buff
>both die
>"just wait for late game"
>10 minute mark, team attempts to surrender even though we're only 200 gold behind somehow
>surrender fails
>both mid and duo lane are complaining why they have to play with noobs and how Aphro jungle can't work
>about 3 minutes later I gank and get both kills for duo, leave to help middle
>anubis and bell both decide to do gold fury even though they're both severely underleveled, have no hp left, and anubis doesn't even have ult
>ping and tell them it's too early to do gold
>they both vvgh and ping repeatedly
>both die to gold fury
>surrender attempt again
>gank solo and rack up another kill
>solo screams ks even though it was impossible for him to get the kill because he wasted his dash and missed his whole kit earlier
>team immediately surrenders
>everyone is pissed at me even though I was literally carrying the game
>"fucking noob aphro is not jungle uninstall"
>"noob jungle didn't help with gold fury"
this happened 3 days ago and I'm still upset about it.

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>>128694483
>Crutch
sooo you admit to handicapping yourself?

>>128718734
>Aphro jungle

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I WANT
OUT
OF THIS
HELL


i'm gonna stop playing clash.
Forever, its my favorite mode but this is unbearable.

>>128719090
Looks like you didn't carry hard enough ;)

>>128719284
dude its fucking funny because that loki was so fucking tired of the game he stopped farming my team and teleported into the titan.
Like he felt my pain and ended it.

>>128719090
Le beads and turn around

>>128719090
>that triple pen

was he hitting for true damage ?

>>128719829
he just wanted power, although you could replace titan's with Trans.

>>128720245
But then you'd just have flat pen. If anything, you'd be better off dropping Beatstick or Hydra's if you really need the mana.

>>128719829
>>128720245
>>128720468
Triple pen was fine because Jotunn's barely counts and brawler's passive comes in to play with 4/5 members of that team. Sprint's a weird choice though.

>>128720245
>>128719829
titan and trans offer just about the same damage and its clash the triple pen lets him smash towers harder and he doesnt have to care about mana issues as much

>nu wa has person legs
>medusa has snake legs
This shit is backwards

>>128720742
The way he appears to be carrying, sprint is fine since it keeps him mobile and allows him an additional escape option if he ever gets in a poor situation where he's already consumed ult and Vanish is still on cooldown.

>>128721143
You used to be able to transform into a snake as Old Wa, the best Wa.

>>128721143
>medusa
>with person legs

>>128721265
literally fuck off and kill yourself old wa was a disaster and everyone should be glad she's gone

Xing is such a little shit to catch. 2 dash skill every like 8 seconds and he usually builds tank. Same goes for Geb. It doesn't even matter if I find them with their pants down because they have a rocket powered asshole.

>>128721425
Current Nu Wa is fucking boring garbage.

Please kill yourself for having shit opinions.

I hope you get raped by 60 niggers.

>>128721425
>BUAAA I COULDN'T HANDLE THE SHAKE AND BAKE AND SNAKE LADY SPLIT PUSH

>>128721430
dont forget a leap that gives 50 procs if he hits a god late game

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>>128721425
>>128721562
I hope you both get raped by 100 Freyas

>>128721990
you know who hides better than loki?
Freya's husband

>>128721990
Only if they pat me on the head when they're done.

>>128721990

I hope you get chained under Fenrir and doggyraped for 100 days.

I just played as Anubis in a very long time, he feels extremely outdated compared to all these mobile gods. I feel sorry for these gods they've fallen behind to this trend that these newer gods have.

>someone picks Hou Yi
>never land a stun
>waste ult everytime (its shit anyway so who cares)
>feed
>blame the support

Every fucking time

>>128723062
>hou yi ult
>shit

nice joke m8 i r8 8/8

>hardly ever play assassins
>decide to practice with Thor in arena rather than bumble through a conquest as a subpar jungle
>entire enemy team focuses the ever loving fuck out of me
>like literally running right up past my teammates who are attacking them to try and hit me with some CC and kill me
>I'm Thor so I'm building kinda tanky and I just throw my hammer and teleport away
>they spend the entire first half of the match throwing the game and feeding the fuck out of my team until they realize that our Anhur is kinda shitty and start focusing him instead
>win by like 150 tickets because they all had a deathwish and I ended up fed as fuck jamming Mjolnir up their ass anyway

so this is the power... of playing an OP god... wow

>>128723262
>hou yi ult
>not shit

It's shit.

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>30 minute long siege game
>teammate spams attack the titan
>we rush at it like idiots and 3 of us die
>i retreat to defend until they respawn
>titan still at 40% health
>"wtf you could have ended it"

no

>>128723461
ur shit

>>128723896
nice comeback, cuckold

>>128722575

I still play goobis because I have the most skins for him.

>>128724015
i fucked ur dad kid

>>128724037
>have gotten every Kali skin through random chest rolls with the exception of the con skin
>literally never played her outside of a practice game

I can tell just looking at her playstyle that I'm going to get BTFO if I try to use her ever

Why can't I ever face Ama at solo?
I just wanna spook her in the ass with Hades' boner.

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why is MLC so adorable?

>>128725582
He's actually hilarious. He did some videos with Jerma & Boo which are pretty funny.

>>128718936
Do you even English. He said if you need fatalis you are handicap and require that crutch to land hits.

this game has the worst community of any moba I've played.

At least arena and clash are relaxed.

>>128726793
You mean he's THAT MLC? I just thought it was a crazy fucking coincidence someone was named that in some Jerma videos.

>>128727267

This game has far less BM'ing than in LOL in my experience

>Game 1 bad fg call snowballs even if i said 2 early
>Game 2 600 ping
I ain't even mad, just frustrated.
Imma play Bayo 2 to chill.

Is khepri better than slyvanus?

>>128727954
Miles better.

>>128728067
What would it take for sylvanus to be good?

>>128727267
So you've only played Smite?

>>128727954
Sylvanus is arguably the worst guardian in the game.

>>128728129
Maybe mobility.
His early game is pretty gud tho.
His ult is like a worse geb 4.

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>>128721265
>You used to be able to transform into a snake as Old Wa
Only for her a few seconds. New Wa does the same thing with her ult.

>the best Wa.
She was a walking ult.

>>128721294
Pic related

>>128728129
Make his wisps heal minions again.

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>>128700212

>>128727954
Khepri is a great support style guardian since most of his kit is buffs and debuffs, except his 1 which is great at picks and disengaging. Sylvanus isn't great at any one thing, he has good sustain, decent poke, and a good engage and disengage with his ult.
>>128728252
>His ult is like a worse geb 4.
It's better than Geb's ult, don't forget knockups are unbeadsable after you're in the air.

>>128728810
But stun and percentual damage,
Taking 40 off someone like bello or xing is huge:

>>128728986
Only does notable damage on squishies really, you're support so you're behind in levels and you don't get pen items.

>>128728810
His regular attack is arguably the best

>>128728986
40% at max level is nice, but you can't kill anyone with it and you can just beads out of the stun.

>>128682389
>still links to upcoming update
>still links to 2.18 when 2.20 is already a thing for xbo
>doesn't link to season 3
I'm disgusted beyond words.

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>>128721143
>>128728264

>>128686487
>Hunter
Rama

>Mage
Agni

>Assassin
Thor

>Warrior
Bellona

>Guardian
Sobek

>>128690221
Brandon is better than Adanas, in all fairness, and F. is more of a color commentator.

Rest in piece Bart and Kelly!

>>128718734
I'm sorry to say this, but you're going to need to learn to just deal with that. Firstly, you should have known you'd be at a disadvantage when you decided to "play Aphro jungle for laugh", so I don't know why you're salty. You knew what you were getting into. Furthermore, if your team is going to be stupid, let them die. Let them say shit about you. Let them dive like retards. Let them blame you for their mistakes. At the end of the day, you'll still be better than them at the game, and only getting better.

So yeah, grow a fucking spine

>>128732254
I'll really miss them both. Too bad they died in that car crash last week.

>>128701687
I am getting a digital version now

Can you Americans come play on the OCE server? I haven't got to play a siege in ages and clash takes like 9 minutes to pop. Just come and deal with the ping, we did for 2 years.

Hey, I need help. How can someone with mild-severe ADHD learn how to jungle? I don't know when I should be ganking lanes and when I should be grabbing camps. Half the time, I'm like a dog surrounded by fire trucks going in different directions, and I end up running in circles because "Gosh-Golly, solo is being pushed, I better go over there to he-- crackers! my Speed buff just came up, and it's not that fa -- WHOA, the enemy mid is super low and about to run around through Fire Giant!"

>>128732828
Why did you feel like you needed to tell everyone you have ADHD? I don't understand people with mental problems advertising it all the time. I people with PTSD and bipolar doing it all the time too. It's not something to be proud of.

>>128732821
Why would we ever do that?

>>128733265
The kindness of your heart?

>>128733124
Shit, family. Didn't mean it like that, my bad. I just figured it would help isolate the problem by pointing it out.

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>>128732828
I'll have you that my goldfish suffers from ADHD and toying around with a serious condition offends me and insults my poor pet.
You heartless cunt.

>>128727947
Aaaaah
I feel so relaxed now.

>>128730623
>their bodies remained mostly humanoid
You can even see a leg in that image.

DED

>>128733124
>y-you triggered me!

>>128704661
Anyone /co/ enough to storytime this?

>>128736443
Sounds like a teenage girl over here. Go cut your wrists for attention some more.

>>128704661
This looks like shit
Just from this one panel.

I can't unsee Sol's diaper butt now. Thanks a lot anon.

>>128701471
Don't be a shitter.

>>128737387
Just acquire a diaper fetish anon and it'll make everything better.

>>128728264

>she was a walking ult.

You mean the best tower pusher in the game. Had the only ability in the game that damaged towers as well.

And then if anyone tried to gank her, she'd just press 1 constantly because 40% CDR and then you lose gold fury and fire giant because you were too busy chasing old wa.

>>128738518
I already have one of the big 5 terrible fetishes. I'll pass.

>>128739326
Can you list those 5 and also tell me which one you have? Is it furries?

>>128738571
That's if you were a shitter anon.
She did only one thing but asides fomr that was utter shit and fell flat and you could prevent her from tower pushing pretty easily since other mages were alive and well in solo to curbstomp her as well as the warrio meta being alive and active.

>>128739552
>furry
>terrible

Are you some kind of newfag?

>>128739326
>>128739552
It's probably futa. I don't think I've seen 4chan hate a fetish more than futa. Maybe furries some years ago.

>>128740646
>I don't think I've seen 4chan hate a fetish more than futa.
Really? Traps have always been popular. I know futa isn't the same thing but I don't think I've seen people react to it the way they react to diaperfags, furfags, and diaperfurs.

>>128740646
It's more than people are tired of futa, everytime you want porn of a girl who is slighty masculine like Bellona you can be sure to have to go through shiton of picture of her with a dick , also futafags being obnoxious doesn't help.

>>128740646
>futa

I can think of a million worse things. Vore/Guro/Diaper/Scat/Absorption/Transformation/Unbirthing/NTR etc

>>128741325
Delitization.

>>128741325
There is literally nothing wrong with vore and unbirthing

>>128741441
Things an unbirthing fetishist would say.

>>128741441
Are you that lad who told his whole family he had a vore fetish?

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>>128741441
Vore ruin too many giantess porn to not be wrong

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1V1 TOURNEY'S HAPPENING TOMORROW, LAST MINUTE SIGNUPS ARE ALLOWED

IF YOU'RE MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES LATE YOUR MATCH IS CONSIDERED FORFEIT. YOU MAY STILL HAVE A GO IN THE LOSER'S BRACKET

Where: Joust map
When: Starting 1 PM EST Saturday, January 16, 2016
Who: You (NA and EU)

Standard 1v1 Joust settings: 3 bans each, then blind pick. 1500 gold/level 3 start.
Amaterasu autobanned for newness.
Double Elimination. Maybe Single Elim if we get a lot of signups. I'm not capping the number of signups because I don't imagine it will too many to handle.

Prizes for the top 3 are available (courtesy of Dear Leader):
800 gems
400 gems
Convention Tyr Skin
(If you win and you want the Tyr skin instead of the gems, it's your pick, etc.)

Tournament will have select matches streamed and casted.

If there seems to be popular interest in changing any aspects of the tournament, we can put up some votes or something.

Here's the signup: challonge com/tournaments/signup/5VqzD8osrP
and bracket: challonge com/smiggen

Tune in at twitch tv/smiggenblood for the stream once things start. If streaming is delayed due to technical issues I apologize ahead of time.

>>128741664
>1 PM EST
Is that 9 hours from now?

>>128740892
Its not so much the content, I don't think anyone finds futa as repulsive as scat or something.
The issue stems from futa becoming so common that people have actually grown to hate it. People see their favorite character as a futa, or some girl grows a magical dick, their favorite artist draws it, whatever it is and they flip the fuck out. Granted its mostly teenagers overreacting and /pol/tards, but still.

Also see >>128741269 , pretty perfect example of how people who don't like it see anyone who likes it. They'll disregard posts about wanting to eat a girl out, tie them up and fuck em, or someone having a big tit or milf fetish, whatever it is. As long as it fits their likes its okay. But being a terrible fucking futafag and talking about futa at all? How dare you! Stop pushing your fetish onto me!

Futa is alright. But we should talk about Smite.

and don't say Freya

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>>128741951

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>>128741951

rip the smuggest