Get you'r self speedrunned
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HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
Had to quit watching him recently tbqh, he's more of a regular twitch streamer than speedrunner. Would prefer if he was taken off SRLs front page too so other people could snag some of them viewers
Fuck off. They were never our bois and they never will be.
He couldn't be saved, but we will always have our memories
sgdq 2013 was the pinnacle of marathons
great bonus stream
emphasis on community instead charity
and some solid memes came out of it to boot
What kind of sensible speedtalk could there even be here that wouldnt be better to just have a private convo about?
We have a straggler from AGDQ trying to bait people with the "witwix is our boi" meme.
Unless you mean his story, basically Witwix got his chat to donate thousands of dollars under the promise that he'd play Earthbound. He never played Earthbound.
Add almolicious to the list and you have me
>tfw keep implementing harder strats into a run and havent finished a single one yet
I am being entirely sincere when I say that I have zero respect for anyebody who spends hours a day playing the same game over and over to try and beat it slightly faster than has been done before.
Think of the skills that could have been learned in that time, the laguages learned, hours worked, friends socialised with.
Instead they choose to sit inside all day like a child refusing to join society as mature adults.
You don't 'come up' with strats, you discover them, and seeing as how ZFG has been no lifing the game for years it's not surprising that a lot of the easy tondiscover strats have already been found.
- a grind monkey trying to compensate for the fact that he's never found anything for himself or even knows his game at a high level, just mindlessly executing what other people tell him to
Why would anyone think pie or witwix are "our bois"? Is it because they signed into #vg a few times? As if a srl irc chat named after a board on 4chan has any significance to the 4chan speedrunning containment general
grind monkeys simply copy exactly what others have done without contributing anything or even having an understanding of their game. grind monkeys do not push the time down and only seek glory through meaningless ~~~world records~~~. they are leeches and should be put down. the alternative is to be a speedrunner
Let's say for SGDQ they don't read off donater comments--
Would the donations not made because they don't get to put in a message vs the number of notations made in support of the comment ban be in the former's favor or the latters'?
>i am a 2nd/3rd place tier goon who cannot compete and i got btfo in my speedgame by a superior runner
y-you're not a speedrunner if you're the best!!! *ignores contributions* i am the real speedrunner! *polishes bronze medal
>getting this rump ravaged by banter on an anonymous anime imageboard
>being so insecure over your own ability to play vidya you have to defend your e cred on an anonymous anime imageboard
didnt get to see much of that last event
got any highlight video kind of stuff for me to watch?
>dayyy grind monkehh xD
That fact that you even try to act like this is a real thing makes you an absolute joke. It's literally only a thing that a handful of people here bait each other about, only a thing here because it's a stream monster thing.
hmm who could be behind this post?
fw you're favorite cosy streamer hasn't been online since october
GDQ is a stream genetically engineerd to appeal to ignspawn /v/edditors with no sense of sophisication who laud meme commentary, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme running with a good game pandering reddit tier meta next console "by games for gamers" sensibilities and a meme casual game aesthetic. This is a sideshow at best and will rightfully ruin mike uyamas career.
tfw a guy who sits around playing marvel heroes and jerking off to his sarah palin lookalike avatar has a bigger career than you ever will
fw I have never and will never financially support a streamer or marathon
>japs out of the japanese "anonymous" anime imageboard
>tfw daddy gives you cummies before speed practice
because he's using facerig with one of the default live2d models like every other retard that uses it
first you get the record without the trick, so people don't claim you are just some random troll
then you improve it again without the trick and don't publish a video, a few months later you upload the video calling everybody who called you out a jelly idiot
then you finally put in the trick and again don't upload the video, they won't dare to call you a liar now
he now uses the Speedrun Drama discord as a vent/hug box and nobody is doing jack squat about it. pretty epic.
she probably heard this and dumped him
When are our bois going to come out? They make a cute couple desu
I'd never let a guy touch my face desu senpai. Especially not a dirty speedrunner in a degenerate convention.
Bunch of filthy spergs. This is how you get sick when you go to these places
Kind of sad when you realize that a pathetic excuse for a human being like cavememe is still a better speedrunner thatn Trihex. I guess that's what it's like when you're born a nigger...
>my motor skills are now too shit to speedrun any good
Fuck, lads. How do I fix this.
she's way too pure to submit her times, plus she'd probably get a million thirstbois after her if her times were on the leaderboard
anyone that's anyone already knows her times
Publicity stunt to make himself look better. That Martonfi guy is a faggot but Maquina obviously had the means to go with his own money or decided to go regardless and shouldn't need a handout.
Yooooooooo whaddup it's YOUR BOY, iateyourpie. Coming at you with an ENTIRE CAREER long gimmick to keep living the manchild dream. Shoutouts to my mom & dad for paying my college tuition, as my Marketing degree is really allowing me to make the most out of creating a community filled with IRL Loners with Mental illness(es), whom I take advantage of by giving them smidges of attention & affection, so they feel like we're actual friends. You got to take advantage of the low hanging fruit, even if it's morally reprehensible and the fruits are life-failures.
>take out loans to pay for your trip to agdq
literally no reason to tweet this out, this should be a private matter between him and the other guy.
oh wait, those 700 bucks he's giving out will just come back into his pocket again from all the spotlight now.
man i can't believe how pie did THE RIGHT THING. it's hard to do the RIGHT thing but pie did it. that's iateyourpie, he cares about this community
So for whatever reason I stumbled upon a video of Trihex giving a presentation on something called "SpeedRunBreakdown" (Essentially Tutorials for Speedrunning)
In it he bitches about "wobblers". What the fuck is he talking about
Yeah, it's pretty messed up. He tries to avoid it each time, but every gdq a gang of wobblers gets a key to his room and goes to town while he sleeps. You'd think they'd crack down on it but w/e.
I have another grudge against Martonfi, Jctomo, and Blazephlozard for denying my runs for "taking too long", because that's fucking bullshit and we all fucking know it. Fuck those 3 guys. FUCK THEM.
Yeah, Blaze is a mod FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING BANJO SERIES!
I'm working with ShadoWorm to get him removed by way of Hyperresonance, because he's the only one to be able to remove him.
holy shit that name is so fmailiar
why do i know this guy
i didnt know he did speedruns and i dont know where i know him from
i remember him being a troll somewhere else and everyone hated him and he eventually made a thread saying he was leaving but i cant remember where
Let's just say, I made the mistake of looking at his Reddit profile. Now I've seen things of him that one speedrunner should never see of another speedrunner. It's on page 2 of Google results, if you wanna look. I ain't linking it.
lmao why is this guy a mod ? ? ? ? ? ?
he must be a shameless neckbeard or something, people with self respect don't do this kind of thing in public on reddit
>not even using a throwaway
Trihex's stream in massive decline. Only 3.2k viewers playing Money Maker. Looks like my prognosis that he'll be back waiting at Chilis in 6 months was correct.
If he wants to keep streaming big he needs to invest in some viewbots like Witwix.
>at least he's not into diapers/shitting himself.
check this out its almost as bad
yeah like i said he has no self respect
I'm not going to say anything, but that this is my nuclear option. If Hyper doesn't make him step down, this is my last option.
For those in the Banjo community that see these messages (because I know they're lurking on Discord), I'm not sorry.
Someone screencap all this shit and make a speedrun drama video. Get on the case cyber crew you fucking degenerates
>cumming to a picture of someone who came on a splatoon amiibo
oh it got a lot worse once i kept going
>martonfi is the discord owner
You probably havent been watching stiv as of late but he is an alcoholic and sometimes streams where he runs around the room like a child and one of his roommates has to babysit him
reminder that sam is still with tolki. someone who went to highschool with them posted recent facebook photos of them together at a friends wedding on the /r/samandtolki reddit. wish i was autistic enough to save because they were deleted
at first this was just funny but now its kinda gross
how does someone even get to that point
Does it say anywhere that the guy has autism? I refuse to believe a normal person has just about every degenerate fetish there is and posts that many phimosis dick pictures on their main account
Late reply, but what Canadian doesn't have a fucking passport these days? Most of it's population lives right near the boarder of the states, unless you're some scummy - boonies red neck who lives north of 60.
That guy pretty much pocketed almost $1500 CAD.
Yeah, shit's going down. I'm sorry for starting this landslide, but it's for the best that this happens
Thanks for your help, anon. I was tempted to almost take this issue to /r/speedrun. Glad to see 4chan held it better.
deleted my post and reduced the filesize
it got worse, horse porn
I still can't remember how I knew this guy but I am glad I am helping the community see what kind of person he is
for context this was my post
honest to christ speedrunning as a community needs a fucking cleanup if there's anyone left who still gives a shit about it
/agdg/ and the esports threads don't have this much degeneracy, what's so special about speedrunning that it attracts all the bottom feeders
It's too "fractured", in the sense that each game and maybe some categories have their own separate communities that are largely ignorant of each other. Because of this, bottom feeders fester in those communities, becoming like this >>128721279 without most people being aware of it.
>desu i feel kinda bad for posting those pictures
>what if the guy kills himself or something
Why would someone kill themselves over something they willingly post on their main accounts or on the internet in general?
It's one thing if they are hacked or nudes get leaked like the iphone cloud incident, but if he kills himself over this he has more problems than you sharing his reddit posts.
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.
You are gonna have to work for it babe.
Google images gave me a tumblr filename when I copy the link but whatever.
>implying clint doesn't know OOT at a higher level than most people
He knows the glitches and the reasons why they happened and the information behind everything in the run. It's kind of difficult to strat develop in one of the most popular categories especially when its 4 hours long and you're still trying to get a better PB.
It's easy to make up routes/strats when the category or game hasn't been developed to the highest level.
Why do you think only the autistic skater is the one finding new glitches for any% now? Just because skater has found new glitches doesn't make him any less of a grind monkey either.
>defending clint in any way, shape or form
Guys I found a picture of Cosmo in a few years.
Bullshit. He doesn't even understand lag reduction - after using fire on King Zora, he enters first person view, but doesn't look upwards or downwards. Every time somebody in chat asks him how a glitch works, he stammers some half-assed explanation and tries to steer the conversation back to whatever inane and inauthentic nonsense it was before. It doesn't even make me angry, it's just depressing to watch his stream and know that this is what speedrunning is to most GDQ shitters.
What the heck!
Is January the month of exposures?
most everyone who hates Clint here are just jealous of the dude making enough money off speedrunning to not work a shitty minimum wage job while playing videogames at a fast rate.
Hell he only was complaining about other streamers because he goes into ZFGs chat to thank him for giving him saves to practice with and the second he gets there someone in the chats being banned for talking about Clint and the mod is saying how shit and horrible Clint is. No one wants to come into that.
>he stammers some half-assed explanation and tries to steer the conversation back to whatever inane and inauthentic nonsense it was before
Why are you bullshitting though anon? I've watched multiple of his runs and he encourages people to ask questions a lot during the run.
I'd say that if any of the people that /srg/ considers to be "our boi" tier becomes as big as Clint is getting /srg/ would instantly hate him.
/srg/ gets extremely jealous if anyone can make enough money speedrunning to move out or live on their own.