/srg/ - Speedrunning General

https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/agdq2016_budget_overview_20.html#agdq2016_budget_overview_20

reminder that AGDQ is over and they still haven't posted a proper budget

I think clint's sudden rise in popularity is giving him a big head. He's becoming a lot more preachy about other streamers not giving him the "respect he deserves".

>>128635786
wouldn't it be called expenses? and where did they promise one?

HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.

>>128635935
Had to quit watching him recently tbqh, he's more of a regular twitch streamer than speedrunner. Would prefer if he was taken off SRLs front page too so other people could snag some of them viewers

reminder that even though they don't' speedrun anymore, witwix and probro are STILL our bois

slayerofbabies more like slayerofmyheart

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>>128636792
Fuck off. They were never our bois and they never will be.

>>128636791
His progress is admirable but I do believe most of the viewers are there because he's attractive. He's a goddamn textbook example of the halo effect. It's quite sad.

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He couldn't be saved, but we will always have our memories

>>128636923
dawg they're our bois, but fuccbois like you killed their interest. you're an embarassment to our scene

>>128637572
Okay, you can stop baiting now

>>128637561
He ain't that great to be honest. He was always a fruity, lisping fuck.

Reminder that Pie always has been, and always will be our boy.

>>128637561
sgdq 2013 was the pinnacle of marathons

great runs
great runners
great bonus stream
great atmosphere
emphasis on community instead charity
and some solid memes came out of it to boot

>>128638012
didn't mean to quote

agdq 2013 was great too

Stop copy pasting this retarded nonsense. Your desperate pining after "the good old days" is pathetic.

>>128638230
I'm sure you still pine for the days when your dad fucked you in the ass, we all have our nostalgia, senpai

>>128638012
essentias house was pretty comfy too

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>>128638012
essentias house was pretty comfy too

>>128639598
i want to live inside her thighs

Can we take a vote that this isn't even a General anymore?

>>128640014
what is it then?

>>128640173
Something that should not exist

lol ded general, fucking all the 15 year olds are sleeping

gay as fuck

top kek post your pepes now before srg becomes deder

Everyone spam BARK EleGiggle

>>128640197
true

>agdq shitposting
>de nostalgia
>talking about malos/ari
has this general done anything new since 2014?

http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
how aspie are y'all?

>>128640539
we didn't talk about cosmo's penis this much

Bark bark bark bark bark bark see do this guys, man, I wish this place was as fun during agdq my gf sent me a link here and it was really funny like 3 days ago

>>128640736
Funny post man, bark bark bark bark bark to you too! Happy speed running :)

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What kind of sensible speedtalk could there even be here that wouldnt be better to just have a private convo about?

>>128641159
promoting your twitch stream in hopes of boosting viewership and getting partner

>>128641159
speedrunning is dead

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people i like:
chibi
cavemandcj
trihex

OUR boi witwix pocketing thousands of dollars in his pocket instead of learning how to speedrun Earthbound

I wouldn't want to learn a shitty 2d game either. OUR boi

So how bout that new smb record

>>128643150
story?

>>128643305
We have a straggler from AGDQ trying to bait people with the "witwix is our boi" meme.

Unless you mean his story, basically Witwix got his chat to donate thousands of dollars under the promise that he'd play Earthbound. He never played Earthbound.

>>128636061
Reminder that this post was unironic

>>128644415
thanks for the late response!

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>>128642019
Good taste

Add almolicious to the list and you have me

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>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning

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>tfw keep implementing harder strats into a run and havent finished a single one yet

>>128636923
Damn.....he BTFO SRG
Literally our boi

I am being entirely sincere when I say that I have zero respect for anyebody who spends hours a day playing the same game over and over to try and beat it slightly faster than has been done before.

Think of the skills that could have been learned in that time, the laguages learned, hours worked, friends socialised with.

Instead they choose to sit inside all day like a child refusing to join society as mature adults.

>>128645790
word

>>128645790
dropping a word on this

>>128645790
mhm

>>128645790
S T A Y T R U E

>>128645790
+1

Imagine spending over a year hate posting about someone every single day, dedicating hours of your life to it all because you are jealous of the attention they get from a tranny.

i'm pretty sure that anime is dead. i have never seen her conscious

>>128646108
can we bring back the rating our bois meme?

sxrx -10

>>128635935
Respect what? He hasn't come up with any strats and he's seven fucking minutes behind zfg.

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>>128646859
Lebron James - 10

>>128647096
thanks for the late response!

>>128647096
You don't 'come up' with strats, you discover them, and seeing as how ZFG has been no lifing the game for years it's not surprising that a lot of the easy tondiscover strats have already been found.

Someone take the OoT any % record so that autist with a lisp shits his pants

>>128647741
>strat development doesn't take creativity
typical grind monkey

>>128647803
>strat development

Listen to yourself, it's playing video games, it isn't a deep art.

>>128647860
yeah man, I mean come on, its a fucking GAME.


just push random buttons till you win lol

>>128636923
why does witwix thinks he's relevant to srg? he doesnt even speedrun

>>128648521
- a stream monster trying to act smart

>>128649708
thanks for the late response!

>>128649708
people still mention him
same with tri and others

>>128649830
>>128649708
As long as weewee and tricuck are alive they'll always be our bois and we'll talk about them.

>>128649987
>de we

>>128649725
- a grind monkey trying to compensate for the fact that he's never found anything for himself or even knows his game at a high level, just mindlessly executing what other people tell him to

*resets for 8 hours straight without finishing a run*
that was a good warm-up, but now it's time to get serious!

Why would anyone think pie or witwix are "our bois"? Is it because they signed into #vg a few times? As if a srl irc chat named after a board on 4chan has any significance to the 4chan speedrunning containment general

good morning /srg/

>>128650335
stop using "/srg/" this is a repeating thread ie a general not a board

>>128650292
grindmonkeys are cute

>>128650292
grindxmonkey...

why are grindmonkeys bad and what is the alternative to being one

>>128650638
quit speedrunning but stick around the community acting like u know shit

>>128650638
grind monkeys simply copy exactly what others have done without contributing anything or even having an understanding of their game. grind monkeys do not push the time down and only seek glory through meaningless ~~~world records~~~. they are leeches and should be put down. the alternative is to be a speedrunner

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>>128650326
cfb and crab forcing

About a blast from speedrunning drama's past?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXy_X4QqjM

Let's say for SGDQ they don't read off donater comments--

Would the donations not made because they don't get to put in a message vs the number of notations made in support of the comment ban be in the former's favor or the latters'?

>>128650030
grind monkey is a bad meme and you are a shitter he doesn't contribute or even speedrun. consider yourself owned and head back to >>>/2015/

>>128650848
>i am a 2nd/3rd place tier goon who cannot compete and i got btfo in my speedgame by a superior runner

y-you're not a speedrunner if you're the best!!! *ignores contributions* i am the real speedrunner! *polishes bronze medal

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tfw none of your boys are streaming

>>128651567
>>128651681
t. exposed butt baby grind monkey

>>128651567
>>128651681
>getting this rump ravaged by banter on an anonymous anime imageboard
>being so insecure over your own ability to play vidya you have to defend your e cred on an anonymous anime imageboard

>>128651763
oh shit i still need to finish s2

>oh hey Giradam's streaming
>no save+quit

why

someone toss me another good stream to watch

death to ALL grind monkeys

>>128652302
>watching zelda in the first place

>>128651793
>>128651859
>i-its just a prank bro!! i was just pretending to be retarded xD

>>128652492
eek eek ook!

damn. i actually like witwix? he's our boi

>>128652492
Nice straw man faggot. Grind monkies are degenerate, get over it instead of being triggered whenever someone mentions it in the thread.

>>128652302
>why
Can't run any% now that SVA has exposed him.

can i be part of this community

>>128653179
you have to stream with boner cam one time before you can join

getting back into speedrunning, which of my speedgames should I focus on?

SOTN
FFVI
SM

>>128654081
not final fantasy

>>128654081
pick up something else

>>128654081
FF7

>grind monkeys know what they are so they get ultra triggered whenever you mention it
delicious ooks

>>128654081
SOTN I wanna see Romscout play more because of you

>>128654081
FFVI

>>128654298
why not?

>>128654339
like what?

>>128654771
nah, that's too long

>>128654985
sadly I do not have a 360 anymore so my times would never be competitive, even if I got good

>>128654081
Quake

>going to sub to Big Jon with name MassingUp
Wish me luck boys

>>128655174
Hate the Shitbox 3shitty

>>128655296
>feelio when you own PS1 version of SotN and the fastest PS2 model but not a 360

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didnt get to see much of that last event
got any highlight video kind of stuff for me to watch?

*half presses A button*

>>128653068
>dayyy grind monkehh xD
>fucking monkies
>ies

That fact that you even try to act like this is a real thing makes you an absolute joke. It's literally only a thing that a handful of people here bait each other about, only a thing here because it's a stream monster thing.

>>128655579
i think you mean
*releases A button*

>>128655642
no it's a half a press watch the video retard!!

>>128655690
Literally watch the video, it explains it fir idiots like yourself

>>128655845
thats what I JUST SAID

*half presses a button*

>>128655579
>tfw some people are legitimately too stupid to realize what he meant

*two thirds presses a button*

>puts button in ess position (or 1/16 of 1 press)

*flicks finger across button just to make noise with the controller*

*presses button down twice before releasing*
it's a double press but not the same as pressing then releasing two times

*presses A in a previous stage and keeps holding it to get multiple stars*

*pretends to press buttons despite streaming a pre-recorded video*

*rubs the side of the B button a bit*

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>>128656062
hmm who could be behind this post?

>>128644448
*responds late*

i might consider it!

*gets cucked*

*is the cucker*

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>>128658625
>>128659461

How do I get good at my speedrunning game of choice?

why is speedrunning so i n s a n e?
insane hobby for i n s a n e people

>>128659738
protein shakes

>>128659738
Grinding

>>128659738
http://pastebin.com/NFKhPBGn

>>128660851
thank you i read all of it

>>128660851
you know what the next step is /srg/
history always repeats itself

Reminder that the all bosses run of Bloodborne literally has 10 minutes of loading screens.
>this is what sonyggers consider to be a good speedrun

>>128662001
>>>/v/

A grind monkey takes your WR after contributing nothing to the route, what do you do?

>>128662361
transition to a woman

SOMEBODY

>>128662361
cry on /srg/

>>128662361
fuck his gf

>>128662361
do a run with new strats after the monkey has dropped the game

>>128662361
Chop my dick off

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>>128662439
hehehe

>>128662361
watch anime

>>128662361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCV0pHjtxes

>>128663428
this is like something trihex would play on stream before shill maker came out

Remember BigNig? I miss 2013

>>128637561
what happened? he died?

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remember when teh urn XD was just the run?

>>128665547
mike 'sigler' nigler

Remember Mike W. Uyama? I miss 2013.

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fw you're favorite cosy streamer hasn't been online since october

Does anyone run soldier of fortune on unfair difficulty?

>>128665957
too soon

>>128638012
That was AGDQ

Smash is the superior hobby and it ain't even close dontcha know

>>128665986
Who is he anon?

>>128667427
I hope no one good streams now during genesis times

>>128667465
Nothing good can come from me name dropping.

GDQ is a stream genetically engineerd to appeal to ignspawn /v/edditors with no sense of sophisication who laud meme commentary, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme running with a good game pandering reddit tier meta next console "by games for gamers" sensibilities and a meme casual game aesthetic. This is a sideshow at best and will rightfully ruin mike uyamas career.

fw you're no one's favorite streamer

>>128670364
having a favorite streamer is a pretty gay thing honestly

>>128668469
How so?

Why cosmo why

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Kill me.

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>>128670073
tfw a guy who sits around playing marvel heroes and jerking off to his sarah palin lookalike avatar has a bigger career than you ever will

My boy. This peace is what all true warriors strive for

>>128672294
>cosmo
Who?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

I just got my hand on a CD-i and a few games, will it be free WR's running games on the CD-i?

reminder that witwix is STILL our boi, and you should check him out!

>tfw you're REALLY thirst for a new speedrundrama video

come on retro....

witwix is such a god gamer, like, have you seen him play guitar hero, boshy or maro maker? absolute beast, top-tier god

>>128677682
i love the way retro says "chibi"

it's so funny

>>128677682
nice selfpost cyberfag

TMR is now using cheat codes for his NES challenge lmao.

>>128678050
>watching TMR

>>128678532
>watching speedruns

>>128677682
now that my 90 seconds are up im gonna have to word this 1

tho, 2 be fair, there is actually a deceent backlog of speedrundrama videos to watch that I have not yet seen

i'm not autistic!

i'm awwtistic! ;3c

can someone explain to me what the 12 hour challenge thing is?

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>>128680903
content for meme voice's album

>>128680903
You take Gobl1n's dick in your ass for 12 hours straight.

>>128680903
Who has time for it? You throw a day of work off away because you want to learn a video game? Gay.

who /coooooold/ here?

>>128680903
kill yourself in 12 hours

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>>128681910
>speedrun community
>work

>>128681910
because you know...maybe most people are off on weekends?

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>>128682147
fw I have never and will never financially support a streamer or marathon

>>128683345
youre not special, idiot anime

>>128683345
shouldn't you girls get to class?

>>128683345
love live a shit

>>128683345
fuck off tony

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>>128683475
It's saturday silly buns

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>>128683345
>tfw

>>128684494
umm..

>>128684494
>already saturday

japs OUT

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>>128684630
>japs out of the japanese "anonymous" anime imageboard

>>128677682
When the fuck is our boi retro going to deliver?

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>>128684625
>>128684630

>tfw post marathon blues

>>128685246
lol

>>128685235
Translate it weebs

>tfw watching vods

>>128685246
>tfw agdq-flu

>>128685415
fresh outta hecks

>>128685501
i hope it's aids.

>no schoool on saturday
>japs out
Japan has school on saturday though, don't be tricked by the australians.

>>128685415
"i want to be cummed inside my loli pussy"

>>128685625
That's possible, but not from agdq. Wouldn't be caught dead getting rogered up my harris by any speedautists

>>128685625
sj......

>This room is in subscribers only mode. To talk, purchase a channel subscription at narcissawright

No wonder he is hemorrhaging followers

>>128686035
>he
Delete this

>genetics don't exist
He literally changed his name to a variant of narcissus, don't fall for his vain attempt to get more attention.

>>128686108
Would you prefer she, or it?

Why not link them all together and make it: SHIt

Yes, that works.

>>128686357
>he
>his
FUCKING DELETE THIS

He can't delete his XY chromosomes, even if he lops his dick off and cuts a permanent wound for dickings.

>>128686357
Why couldn't it have been Jennifer or some shit? Why go super attention whoring snowflake

Rhetorical question obviously

>>128686529
>b-but muh 1 in a trillion actual biological woman with male chromosones argument

>>128685235
nyanpasu

>>128684564
2DPD hairy ass lady

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>tfw daddy gives you cummies before speed practice

what other games are like MM

>>128688465
MM2

>>128688465
Hold right and spam jump/shoot simulation?

Most 2D platformers

>>128688465
OoT

Our boi retro bringing us the juicy speedgossip once again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMIMXyPIXj4

turok dino any$

http://www.speedrun.tv/slayerofbabies

Hi someone namedrop me please it makes me feel noticed

>>128690259
*drops name*
oops! heehee! :3c

>>128688921
fuck off retro

>>128689105
*opens stream*
>monkey noises
*closes stream*

>>128688686
>>128688705
>>128688843
no like the routing and timing is hard as fuck because it's not just "do x fast xd" it's "do x fast within a fuck ton of constraints"

im eating a burrito after i am finished i am going to learn the route for my speed game completely and i will maybe stream later

>>128692531
update: I cooked two burritos i am eating the second one now

who does lurk look so smug guys?

>>128692531
>>128692818
pls post your grommr so I can stay up to date with your progress

>>128693098
srry, the guy ive been impersonating for the past 8 years found out and made me delete it

>>128693098
haha

im done eating now

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>>128693014
because he's using facerig with one of the default live2d models like every other retard that uses it

>>128693446
>lurk is animemeing too
Who's next?

>>128693446
nyanpasu

Another vid from our boi retro. This time, cyber goes head to head with the moderator!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX_8tVYOd64

Making speedrunning great again lads. Keep it up

>>128693908
fuck off retro

>>128695109
guess again mofakka

>>128693785
dumb animeNEETs

>>128693908
cyber owned into oblivion

>>128693908
Doesn't PS2 have fast disc speed which is basically cheating? Go kill yourself Cyberdemon you idiot.

>>128647801
>autist with a lisp
Cosmo?

>>128696848
>official hardware
>cheating
(You)

>>128696848
>fds is cheating

Cyber is an idiot that doesn't even know the difference between an emulator and a hypervisor. Who cares what he thinks.

>>128696895
skater
>shits his pants

>>128696895
thanks for the late response!

>tfw u found strats for a game that saves a bit of time but you don't want to use it because other players will use it to improve their times

why cant i just get a record in private

>>128697018
his fag crew that forces everything

>>128697058
t. Twin Galaxies

>>128697058
>tfw find a new trick but think it's gay and keep it a secret forever

>>128697058
You can have the whirl rekky for as long as it takes someone else to perform the trick

isn't that good enough?

>>128698164
come out of the closet, anon

>>128697776
what
>>128698164
ok
>>128698489
it saves less than a second or two

>>128697058
You could just get a god run, wait for the games community to die then upload your time.

>>128697058
first you get the record without the trick, so people don't claim you are just some random troll
then you improve it again without the trick and don't publish a video, a few months later you upload the video calling everybody who called you out a jelly idiot
then you finally put in the trick and again don't upload the video, they won't dare to call you a liar now

>>128699354
i wish my speedgame was this easy

TRIHEX
IS
LIVE

Poor chibi got dumped guys ;_;

>>128700580
that took longer than expected lol

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he now uses the Speedrun Drama discord as a vent/hug box and nobody is doing jack squat about it. pretty epic.

>>128700815
you reap what you sow fag

>>128700580
>>128700815
I am now eagerly anticipating his marathon because that's going to be an absolute train wreck

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>>128700815

wow what a suprise

>>128701226
>de hippie spacing

>>128701226
damn.... cassandra an ice cold nigga........

*ATTENTION*

NEW SPEEDRUNDRAMA EPISODES ARE OUT

*ATTENTION*

THAT LATEST & HOTTEST OF SCOOPS

MAKE SURE YOU BOP THAT SUBSCRIBE & LIKE BUTTON

>>128700815

god what a fucking loser and all the ppl in that discord are losers who use chibi to gain internet views

>>128701452
>de hippie spacing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoqBcwt6X7k

she probably heard this and dumped him

>>128701569
2 & 3

https://a.pomf.cat/yecwhc.webm

>>128701569
number 1 probably

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>>128701569

>>128701791
How can a guy even keep a straight face when his "gf" says "she" is too classy to fuck you.

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When are our bois going to come out? They make a cute couple desu

*uses a guy for popularity in this beta community*

>>128702183
I'd never let a guy touch my face desu senpai. Especially not a dirty speedrunner in a degenerate convention.

Bunch of filthy spergs. This is how you get sick when you go to these places

>>128702335
Adrian/Cassandra/Jisu pls

>>128702183
Kind of sad when you realize that a pathetic excuse for a human being like cavememe is still a better speedrunner thatn Trihex. I guess that's what it's like when you're born a nigger...

I am not a beta.

>>128702479
based not grindxmonkey

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>jerk off
>my motor skills are now too shit to speedrun any good
Fuck, lads. How do I fix this.

>>128702720
Transition

>>128702720
>making excuses for being a shit tier runner

>>128702890
naww, fuck that man. I'm not gay, degenerate or insane enough for that shit. I'm also way past my growing phase so nothing would happen.

>>128702720
Your speed gaming day is over and you should go support your fellow speed friends.

never wank before running.

>>128702720
>>128703105
Wait, wanking before runs is actually bad?

>no anime byebye gif
secondary as fuck

>over a minute ahead of my "personal best" and i'm still raging because i fucked up

i wish i was good

fuck i hate how the wr for my game is held by a fucking memer retard

>>128703840
I wonder if you're posting about me

>>128703932
could be, but I don't know who you are

>>128704001
another thing, even if you are the person i was talking about i'm not going to confirm it

>>128703840
>>128704001
>>128704128
You're too busying posting on srg to beat my time pussy ;)

>>128703840
i know how you feel my family member, i too, am shit at videogames and wish i weren't

>>128703370
give examples to use

>>128704236
i've been running and practicing for the past hour or two

you're not him anyway i can tell from how you talk

>>128704374
>spoonfeed me
lmao

>>128704427
>complains
>doesn't provide solution

>>128704646
The first thing to do is take back control from teenaged voip meme crews that do nothing but gossip and giggle while spouting shit memes.

>over a minute ahead of my "personal best"
>fuck up, but don't rage, just reset
>sometimes reset even if I'm on good pace just because I enjoy resetting so much

>>128704646
how come headcrab didn't win the bid for /srg/ presidency despite having the most votes?

>>128704906
headcrab was not born in the united states of america, thus she can not legally become president of /srg/ (an american institution)

>>128704906
speed jews

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>>128705063
>she

>>128705063
>united states of america
it's for /srg/ and she was born in it, moulded by it. She didn’t see the speed until she was already a cute anime

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>>128705523
>SHE

>>128705139
>>128705607
>>she
>>SHE
stfu fucktard

>>128645790
don't remind me

Imagine slayer as a silverfox

>>128706152
he'll be ded 1st

i hate trihex

>>128704646
>cumcrab
who is this guy anyway

people used to accuse me of being his alt or something

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>>128706208
>slayer will die in your lifetime

>>128706795
he was supposed to be dead already but he fucked that up too

>>128699961
more like: i wish i wasn't so bad

>>128706683
she's a hotline miami speedrunner, has a 26 (which is an amazing time) and invented tons of hilarious memes, such as horned anime and nice la

>>128707208
>she's a hotline miami speedrunner, has a 26 (which is an amazing time)
why arent they on the leaderboard then

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>>128707208
enough of this

>>128707263
she's way too pure to submit her times, plus she'd probably get a million thirstbois after her if her times were on the leaderboard

anyone that's anyone already knows her times

>>128707441
is this a joke

can someone who isnt this guy tell me if he is meme-ing on me

>thinking some random shitter that avatarfags as a generic moeblob anime will get thirsty fanboys

>>128707208
>a 26
>an amazing time
I'm triggered

>>128700815
Wow, that went faster than I expected. I figured they would last a few more weeks at least

>>128708054
>I figured they would last a few more weeks at least
Why?

>>128707537
well she's kind of lewd, always going on about putting butter up her rectal cavity and giving people "wet tummies"

>>128707537
headcrab is a shitter of the worst decree and an asshole if you have ever talked to him on voip

no one genuinely likes him and all these posts are most likely him samefagging

>http://pastebin.com/tQrU7RWU
BASED PIE. OUR BOI.

post speedpasta

>>128708685
how based can one pie be??

>>128708685
Publicity stunt to make himself look better. That Martonfi guy is a faggot but Maquina obviously had the means to go with his own money or decided to go regardless and shouldn't need a handout.

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Yooooooooo whaddup it's YOUR BOY, iateyourpie. Coming at you with an ENTIRE CAREER long gimmick to keep living the manchild dream. Shoutouts to my mom & dad for paying my college tuition, as my Marketing degree is really allowing me to make the most out of creating a community filled with IRL Loners with Mental illness(es), whom I take advantage of by giving them smidges of attention & affection, so they feel like we're actual friends. You got to take advantage of the low hanging fruit, even if it's morally reprehensible and the fruits are life-failures.

>>128708685
OUR
BOY

i'm just here for the memes, did any good ones happen at the latest GDQ? i've seen some classics like knitting girl and chibi getting btfo, anything i'm missing out on?

>>128708691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lMmUf2nqYA

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>>128708685
>take out loans to pay for your trip to agdq

>>128709473
Pie's a terrible streamer, but how exactly is his entire stream a gimmick?

>open stream
>2 seconds on the timer
>close stream

gl :)

thx ^^

>>128709959
Some next level retardation if true. He has to be trolling. The dude just scammed pie of $1000 bucks

>>128709995
his gimmick is that he's a terrible streamer (not very original i know)

>>128708685
literally no reason to tweet this out, this should be a private matter between him and the other guy.
oh wait, those 700 bucks he's giving out will just come back into his pocket again from all the spotlight now.

>>128710750
what's wrong with that? marquienda or whatever is a whore for taking it. it's no different than buying a billboard on pie's end

>>128709909
Does this guy have a twitch channel? That was a hella good run.

>>128710750
this desu

The Trihex show is the Sesame Street of Twitch, mostly watched by children and meant to hold your hand as it goes along

You have 5 (five) seconds to explain why you aren't watching our boi Becored play the best 2D speed game.

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>>128713175
>Becored
>#rks

>>128713316
becored probably only associates with rks because they literally suck the nuts of every single Japanese speedrunner.

>>128713316
believe it or not. at AGDQ becored was always around rks. you might as well says hes in the clique

his name is headcwab