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>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
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>tfw I'm the Lebron James of speedrunning
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I just want to say I hate every single one of you anonylosers.
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Rape Escape
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>>128765312
>>128765380
>>128765381
>>128765449
>>128765506
>>128765561
so, are you going to post their name or what?
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>>128766265
>immediately connecting speedrunning to streaming
no you shouldn't
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>>128766265
lmao holy shit

wew
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>>128766265
But you are a boy

Even tried to do "the angle" to mask it, but nope, didn't work.

That's how you know you're fucked
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reminder that pheenoh is a pedophile and the mumble crew don't run a single goddamn thing
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>>128766265
>implying you need to stream to speedrun
>implying you need to have a facecam to stream a speedrun
>trans bait
>emoji on an imageboard
Whoever made this bait is pretty cheeky.
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>>128766742
>">emoji on an imageboard"
emoticons arent the same thing as emojis you fucking moron
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>>128766742
>>128766969

I don't even know what an emoji is. Is it something those damn millennials like?
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>>128766969
Literally nobody cares you pedant.

I bet you also get triggered whenever people call your touhou onaholes anime.
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>>128767191
Why do you type like that?

Are you okay?
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>>128767191
>I bet you also get triggered whenever people call your touhou onaholes anime.

jaja what
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>>128766439
Who is (you)?
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people i like:
chibi
cavemandcj
trihex
narcissawright
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>>128766265
you look like a jew
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>>128768319
okay
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So what were the speedruns worth watching from AGDQ.

So far I've seen
>Goof Troop 1p2c
>Resident Evil HD Remaster
>DKC 2 102% (Really enjoyable)
>Aladdin (My favorite)

Any other good ones to watch?
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>>128769219
Uh... Mario Kart 8
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>>128767031
>de hippie spacing
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>>128769214
Thanks for reading my post!
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>>128769219
interview with zfg
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>mfw doing runs
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I wonder how many runners use gamesark joker codes to cheat. It'd be very easy to do and the only way to tell would be to see the console while they are playing it.
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>>128771056
do it then
you wont
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>>128771056
>the only way to tell would be to see the console while they are playing it

you mean like when chibi did exactly that and someone immediately noticed?
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>>128771296
Obviously I'm assuming the person was intelligent and didn't use a fucking hover cheat.
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zfg pls stream
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zfg pls go back to hundo
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zfg pls
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FrankerZFG
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>>128769219
Medievil Glitchless 100% No Dashing
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whens slayerthon 2016
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how come zfg is such great speedrunner to watch?
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>>128772218
because he plays the game and talks about the game and doesn't stream with memeble crew call on and has no facecam
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why do i get the feeling that /srg/ doesn't like me because of some really arbitrary reason?
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>>128772218
Because he's spent so much time with his game that he knows basically everything and is willing to explain it
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>>128772457
who is me?
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>>128772457
That's a long way of saying he's a nerd with no life.
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>>128769219
Left 4 Dead 2
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reminder if you don't speedrun megaman you aren't a real speedrunner
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>>128773356
>hold right and press shoot

So hard
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>>128773351
wording this, probably most underrated run of the marathon
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>>128773610
Don't forget to press jump when the game prompts to.
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if you hate mega man you're a literal faggot
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>>128773610
>>128773742
Imagine being this delusional.
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>>128773742
I'm bad at rhythm games. I guess megaman is not for me
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>>128773876
>calling anyone else "delusional" after posting this: >>128773356
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>>128774230
>implying we're the same poster
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I want to impregnate the following: Sumichu, mylittlegoobi, Rawrica, Caitelady, Missnikida
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>>128774428
wording the heck out of this post my familia
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>>128774372
>pretending you're not
>posting worst girl
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>>128774428
18 years
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>>128774596
sure thing m8
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>>128774428
Christ, dropping the word of a lifetime on this post
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>>128774602
18 years
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
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>>128774707
It takes less than 10 seconds to copy colour and pencil over the (you) to continue playing pretend. Why would you do this?
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imagine being an animeposter
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>>128774428
I want to impregnate them too
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>>128775067
sure thing m8
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>>128773834
Reminder that megaman was the cowadooty of it's era: an okay game from a popular genre that got successful so they kept shitting them out until everyone was not just sick of them but the entire type of game they represented.
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>>128775228
Out
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>>128773610
um zero doesnt use a buster??
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>>128775228
Fiction: qt traps
Fact: anorexic manlets
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>>128774428
got dam thats a good list
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>>128776036
>im into bears
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faggots and trannies OUT
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>>128776329
>srg is so gay it's more likely somone who isn't into traps is into bears than an actual womaN
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New GTA3 any% PB
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>>128777741
grats
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>>128775228
noir looks like maisie williams
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>>128775228
fw no new pics of missy
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>>128777816
stop trying to make me dislike him
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>>128777816
>>128777885
>>128777949
get the fuck out already /v/
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>>128777741
gz bb
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>>128778303
go back to reddit
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>>128778638
>>>/out/
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>>128777741
i watched this run !
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>>128772457
because they probably do.
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>>128777741
Gz anon!
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why aren't you getting yourself speedrunning?
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>>128780587
I wish that I could be like the cool kid
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>>128780587
Why?
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Pyatters, please come to ESA.

If you are reading this please stream for all of us at /srg/.

I love you Pyatters.
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>>128780587
i dont want to take a break from running my game to do some 12 hour shitrun
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If I want a lot of WR's what system/games should I run? I want it to be as free as possible so I don't want anyone else playing them at all
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>>128783642
NES and DS have the most shovelware you could run for easy WR.
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>>128783642
PS1
dont bother with nintendo games
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>>128783642
Neo-Geo, Atari Lynx, CD-i
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>>128784006
*installs to ssd on ps2*
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Chanzeux stream crash bandicoot
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>>128782724
Fuck off Cronikeys.

Reminder, Cronikeys removed all the donation fags from the /srg/ stream list but insisted on keeping Pyatters just because of his 'legacy' (lol?) and 'keeping Pyatters off the list is whack'
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>>128784587
This is hilarious how butthurt Pyatters and Henjoness are. Does anybody care about the /srg/ list on speedrun tv other than them? Baby penis is in tears over not being on the /srg/ team.
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>>128784587
this post was made by cronikeys. fuck off cronikeys
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>>128784971
>jew talking about purity control
is it happening?
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>>128784971
Yarumasi is such a gigantic faggot, holy shit.
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>>128785212
he's just mad he's not on the team because he's a try-hard faggot
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>>128784971
Everyone I dislike in one image

Fuck them all. Surprisingly squid is on the right side of this argument.
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>>128785354
he doesn't have to be such a prick though.

>hurr le stay mad
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>>128785354
You're surprised Squid is pandering to /srg/? Really?
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im streaming
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>>128785770
Who are you?
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Is everyone from /srg/ dead these days
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bring back the oldbois

duke, bill, pyatters, pykn, and grav
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>>128785976
Dead or became non /srg/
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>>128785976
no they were just removed from the list because squid's fucking croni
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>>128785976
I'm not really dedicated to speedrunning, it's just something I do once in a while for fun. Hate me for that if you want.
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>>128784971
Pyatters is fake as hell, keep that loser out.
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>>128785976
a new generation is rising
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>>128784971
lmfao. based fucking squid, everyone else on this image is an absolute faggot
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>>128786308
More like sleeping, this general is ded as hell
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>>128785817
just some random
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>>128785512
>>128785739
I started the crusade, I'm not pandering to anyone
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>>128780587
Is duckfist actually RLM Mike from the past??
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>>128786583
is this true https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/687400178458988546
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>>128786070
ive been here since the beginning friend, idk why tho this thread is some shit
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>>128786583
fuck off. you're the reason no one wants anything to do with /srg/ anymore.
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>>128786780
No, but SHE probably wishes it was
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>>128786938
>SHE
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>>128786892
Keep crying donation fag, you've been removed from the list for good reason. I only fight for justice
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>>128786276
Can anyone find that gay ass "happy new years /srg/" pyatters wrote on new years? who does that? i have never seen someone write in female handwriting to appease a general before
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who is the most underrated srg boi?
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>>128787196
croni
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>>128787138
He writes like that in an attempt to play the role of the general 'trap' even though I'm pretty sure everyone here is sound enough to not thirst over that type of shit.
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>>128787084
why not just remove everyone but squid? since that's obviously where these crusades come from, the fact that squid can't stand anyone taking attention from him.
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>>128787196
me me ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>128787245
I can't help but feel disgusted by that behavior. It's attention whoring and nothing else. Fuck Pyatters.
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>>128787261
That's not even true you wet eyed donation fag, the crusade was literally only about donation fags. There's no way you can even spin it to be like this.
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>>128787261
to remove squid first we need to take down his queen
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lmao /srg/ is so i n s a n e
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bring back dickoaks list
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>>128787371
this would make sense but I actually got removed and I have only ever taken one donation in my life, from a friend, so this cliquey attitude is targeting people who aren't even involved
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>>128787476
with trihex, geoff, and go1den?
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>>128787401
I don't know why you'd try to remove someone who is fighting for the greater good. You must be a donation fag, a fake female speedrunner or black.

>>128787476
Yeah, Trihex, Geoff and Gob1lin were good representatives of /srg/'s current state of speedrunning.

Kill yourself.

>>128787505
If you had a donation button, you got removed, that's how it was.
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>>128787505
Cry some more butt baby
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>>128787305
dievil
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>>128787505
cronikeys loves tearing communities apart and squid is such a selfish asshole, he's willing to go along with it as long as the attention stays on him.
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>>128787545
>>128787610
its still better than removing good runners from the list because muh purity
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how can this community stand together if you let squid literally run the mentality of who is allowed to be involved with something? and who the heck even uses that site in the first place? I don't quite understand where this drama is coming from nor why anyone cares. At the end of the day we're supporting each other and we know who each other are, so
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what's bad about donations?
i dont speedrun btw
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>>128787545
>>128787610
All 3 are undeniably based
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>>128787761
Only Pyatters cares about being removed from some shitty Cronikeys site. Dude would kill himself if all of /srg/ ever turned on him. Fag needs his hugbox to survive.
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>>128787665
i get this impression too. why the fuck would you even care what people do with their streams unless you had something to gain from it?

>>128787761
what community?
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>>128787665
It has absolutely nothing to do with attention and she didn't even know it was me posting about it, it was purely about donation fags. Keep crying.

>>128787686
Donation fags can be good runners, but I feel like having /srg/ represent those kind of runners is wrong. Feel free to disagree and argue why /srg/ should promote donation fags.

>>128787761
Translation: I am a donation fag / I donate to a streamer on Twitch.tv, AKA I am a massive faggot.
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>>128787920
wording this desu
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http://www.twitch tv/jakuzure_nonon
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>>128788020
>de pretend hotline newboi

Kill yourself.
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>>128787665
>cronikeys loves tearing communities
this is the opposite of true. we need her now more than ever
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>>128787920
the best part is a lot of serg still visits me and I was removed from this literal who site. im always going to be a boy here at heart :~)
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>>128787920
the argument doesnt matter because it comes down to an opinion and the person who does the stream list has a different one.

honestly it doesnt matter what srg represents though
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>>128788119
haha what
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>>128788174
That's great, and there's nothing wrong with that, but having an /srg/ list represent donation fags is wrong, IN MY OPINION.

>>128788162
Stop whiteknighting you fucking fag.
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>>128787920
YOU don't represent /srg/ you fucking faggot. where did this ego come from? your worthless world records you have in games that no one cares about?

go ahead and call me a donationfag and tell me to stay, since that's your best defense. a lot of the "le non-pure" speedrunners were here before you and set up marathons that YOU participated in. now that you got a couple of viewers, you think you're some kind of leader but all you do is agitate people and cause drama. just fucking stream your speedgame and stop trying to tear everyone apart over your own personal agenda.
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>>128788174
as it should be, just because they disagree with your practices doesn't mean they hate you
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>>128788282
this is the most reasonable thing you've said yet, why didn't you just start off like this? (the first reply)
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>>128787895
>>128788174
https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/683926833448931328
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>>128788306
oh boyy
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>>128787781
>what's bad about donations?
the person complaining is not receiving the money
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>>128788384
>140k users
>people will think this is because of srg and not because it lists actual worthwhile runners to watch
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>making money is bad
>donations are bad

lmao i'm literally laughing
grow up /srg/
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>>128788306
>all you do is agitate people
this needs to stop its just annoying at this point
stop trying to fuck with everyone
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>>128788306
When did I claim I represent /srg/? I literally voiced my opinion and people agreed with it. Not once did I give my identity during the crusade. Every other point you bought up is 100% irrelevant to the topic at hand. I've been here from basically the start, I've only joined in with SRG5 and even then I was against the donations, but I didn't let it stop me from joining, because that would just be autistic. Not once have I ever claimed to be a leader. Not once have I ever caused pointless drama or done any of the shit you're crying about. You are nuts, my babe.

>>128788382
I always try to be as reasonable as possible. If you're one of the people who assume that some posts are me then I don't know what to tell you.
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>>128788543
more like degeneracy is bad
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>>128788543
>making money is bad

No one says that

>making money is bad

Begging for money from teenagers is pathetic, yes. Some people have no shame at all.
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>>128787781
because enabling donations leads to more gimmicks that ultimately detract from the actual speedrun

example: shitwix setting up scare sounds that killed runs
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the fuck list are you all complaining about people being removed from?
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>>128788616
honestly just get a trip at this point, otherwise most people will not know whos who and PLEASE do not go on a rant about something relative to trips bad etc etc its just a name field on a website
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The only people who don't side with croni are enemies of croni, and they are all faggots.
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>>128788119
>de pretend hotline newboi

what does that even mean
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>>128788785
some website trannykeys made
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>>128788796
I've replied to like 3 posts, I'd never get a trip because I'm not a fucking fag. (they're for absolute faggots by the way.)

>>128788871
>two replies to the same post from the same person
You've exposed yourself.
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>>128788767
you can accept donations without selling out
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>>128788384
d*ng 140k users just to get around 4chan's twitch link filtering.
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his name is hotline cutie
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>>128788616
>Not once did I give my identity during the crusade.
as if you have to. you go out of your way to let it be known that you are mr. king purity in every post you make shitting on others.

>Every other point you bought up is 100% irrelevant to the topic at hand
no, it's all 100% on topic you dumb shit.

> I've been here from basically the start, I've only joined in with SRG5 and even then I was against the donations, but I didn't let it stop me from joining, because that would just be autistic.
so you're okay with donations as long as you benefit in some way from them, right?

>Not once have I ever claimed to be a leader.
sure.

>Not once have I ever caused pointless drama or done any of the shit you're crying about.
lmao sure.

>>128788968
>de "d-don't assume posts are me while i assume posts are you!"
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>>128788968
i assumed everyone would have already known they were from the same person

i was wondering what he meant
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>>128788949
she's not even a tranny is she?
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>>128789082
If you assume ever pure post is me then I take that as a compliment.

Everything else in your post is irrelevant / not worth replying to because it's dumb and I don't care about it.
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What's wrong with getting free money out of idiots? As long as you don't suck their cocks on cam and voice about it, what's the big deal?

The hobby was already destroyed by selling out already, how can you fear selling out when it's already a sellout hobby?

I'd like an honest opinion.
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To think, i used to spend endless hours arguing about the same inane shit i see ITT today...

I just aint got the time to post, let alone read this shit anymore. Feels good, man.
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>>128789194
this is what happens when squid can't use his circular arguments or deflections to get out of giving a response.
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>>128789313
There's nothing wrong with it. I'd take donations if I could make a lot of money from it, but I wouldn't want to be represented on the /srg/ list. >>128789082
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>>128789313
I don't like 'sellout' culture, but I think donations are perfectly acceptable. If someone is using the large chunk of their time to do runs they probably do deserve money for the effort.
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>>128789313
>>128789313
https://ask.fm/Cronikeys/answers/127578181398
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>>128789368
See
>>128789371

Hopefully this answers whatever you're crying about.
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>>128789313
it's squid being a bitch boy. he wants as little people on the srg team as possible.
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>>128789313
because that ruins it further, you just admitted it yourself
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>>128789313
What's that white stuff on your tiddies, anime?
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>>128789530
No, I just don't think donation fags should be represented on the /srg/ list. I've stated this so many times, I don't know why you babies keep crying about making out I said anything but this.
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fw you don't know if squid is actually your friend because he spends so much time shitting on everyone else around him
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>>128789497
>I also personally don't like the idea of accepting donations. I feel like it's taking advantage of people who are too young to appreciate the value of a dollar or lonely people hoping to buy friendship/validation. I would rather see that money put toward a good cause.

is this fucking idiot aware a lot of speedrunning donations are from 18+ people?
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i think im going to take a break from speedrunning

it seems like the only way you can not be trash talked here is if you circlejerk
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>>128789660
I'm not shitting on anyone, what are you talking about? I don't have anything against people who accept donations.
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>>128789675
>this beta has donated
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>>128789630
I had a donation button up once to raise for an event, nothing really came of it and I took it down immediately and I was removed. I think you are making a blanket decision here
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>>128789847
That's fair enough, but it's still donation fagging. If you actually had information up about that at the time then I would of assumed that it would of been taken into consideration.
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>>128789414
except you're guaranteed to make no money at all unless you conform to all the cancer tactics donationfags use

that spare change being thrown at pure runners encourage them to sellout, which is already a widespread phenomenon, new runners genuinely believe they have to do all this in order to "become" speedrunners:
-facecam
-have a donation link
-read chat at all times
-entertain viewers instead of speedrunning
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>>128789950
>would of
>would of

why do people like this guy?
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reminder that /srg/ doesnt have an agenda
you can do what you want
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>noobest streaming dsouls

is this a dream
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>>128789729
don't stop speedrunning. stop paying attention to this thread. i agree, it's pretty shitty how everyone is always trashing each other unironically but a sole few are untouchable. even duke_bilgewater didn't hold this sort of tyranny over us.

but don't stop doing what you like because of it mayn
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>>128789975
>-entertain viewers instead of speedrunning
are you sure you're referring to speedrunners here though? I feel like most runners even that take donations don't do this, or they do it to close out a stream
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>>128790048
>washed up ex-wobbler does poor attempts of a shitty game

maybe a bad dream lol
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>>128790063
droppin a big word on this one. only idiots and stream monsters pay attention or care about this kind of shit
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>>128790094
it's favoritism, plain and simple.

on an anonymous imageboard.

in other words, this general is done and gone the way of every other general.
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>>128790028
>de typing error

Nice argument my mate, I might be retarded but my points are still as hard as my penis atm
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>>128790267
>de

oh its you again
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yeah i don't think i like this place anymore either.
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>>128790406
I never left.
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>>128789975
can we agree that only pure men and women can speedgame? none of that impure riffraff pretending to be the other
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>>128790458
ya i think im done with the cronikey/squid clique. seeya never fags
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>>128790471
>de i didnt understand the post
do you always say that?
>>
>grindxmonkey mad that paypal doesn't accept bananas yet
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>>128790458
don't let the door smack your cute bum on the way out :3c
>>
>>128790094
it's what speedrunning has become to the outside world, if every new runner follows this dogma of sellout speedrunner = real speedrunner then that's how it's gonna stay

anyway all that has already happened so you can disregard my post
>>
listen fags. /srg/ is still going not because of any dumb /srg/ related reason. it's still going because of one simple 4chan related reasons: it gets replies.

that's it, you stupid fuckers. it's still alive because you fucks reply to the thread. the only generals that die off are the ones that get so dead that barely anyone is in there and they keep falling off page 10.

so if you want /srg/ to die, stop fucking posting here.
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>>128769219
>Ask a legit question
>Get memed on
>>
>>128790576
SAVAGE
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>>128790594
fuck off cuteheadcrab
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>>128790594
fuck you, i never said i was leaving.
>>
>>128790576
tfw I love bananas and would probably suck your own
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>>128790752
>letting a few people squat /srg/
>>
no s+q
>>
>>128790752
it's not that easy, especially for those of us that have been here from the start. we all grew close and now we have the queen of mental illness and some delusional monkey trying to come in and ruin it just because squid literally doesn't want anyone else here.
>>
stevewontleave

>>128791298
Not even true.
>>
>>128791298
ok now tell what it is exactly that squid does that makes you feel unwelcome here

because all I've seen is wanting speedruns to be about speedrunning and little else than that
>>
>tfw just wanted to be accepted and make friends but people force a meme about me and won't stop
>>
>>128791570
fuck OFF chibi
>>
>>128791510
It's just a non-speedrunning donation fag that's crying. Otherwise they'd have nothing to cry about.
>>
Your top 5 speedrun streamers
Go
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>>128791709
I'm not chibi
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>>128791863
fuck off. i hate all of you.
>>
>>128790759
Yah GDQ isnt the least bit speedrun related
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>>128791913
cute lil m_
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>>128791863
1. cavemandcj

streams ps1 games
isnt an autist
perfect mix of personality and gameplay
>>
>>128791863
witwix
caleb
other caleb
summit1g
trihex
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>>128791957
m_ doesn't hate anyone here because the m_ stands for masochist_
>>
>>128791957
not me_
>>
>>128791510
he just wont stop crying and acting like a chimp child on twitter
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>>128791863
pie
usedpizza
witwix
yarumasi
clintstevens
>>
>>128792057
what does that mean?
>>
>>128792123
who gives a fuck about somebody's twitter on /srg/? take your drama elsewhere
>>
>>128792123
except nothing like that has ever been posted and you're a mad donation fag
>>
>>128792268
>saying this when squid is shitposting like a monkey going bananas in the thread
fuck off
>>
>>128792364
is this truly the only deflection you're going to use today? eek ook!
>>
>>128792265
it means bend over
>>
>>128792265
Everyone hates you and wishes you were dead.

ACtually no one would even care if you were dead.
>>
I would like to know who started the hotline cutie being headcrabs alt meme
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>>128792394
still not a good reason to cry about your donationfag butt hurting here
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>>128792421
Nice argument baby boi peacing out for tonight sleep well
>>
nice thread drama
>>
>>128792425
>>128792543
i'm finished now, thanks :)
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>>128792718
sleep tight monkey. sweet ook eek tonight
>>
>>128791298
Who is >we?
>>
>>128793106
hmu in my dms
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>>128793192
that circlejerk that got mad at the other circlejerk.
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>trying to guess people based on their writing

that's probably the most autistic thing about /srg/
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>>128793595
Based headcrab telling it like it is
>>
>>128793034
I still don't understand why people like you and headcrab and hexade still linger here. I can understand the oldbois because they still had friends that speedrun, but it's extra pathetic when you have to cling on to a group of people who aren't even nice to you just because they say your name every now and then.
>>
>tfw your football team is getting blown the fuck out
>>
>>128793714
r_ why aren't you playing d_?
>>
>>128791510
this is the first time ive been here in 2 years, and it's actually hilarious to read. there is little to no speedrunning content on this general compared to then. read through this thread and tell me you're not embarassed.

i'm so glad i left, the only reason im reading is to see how much this place has gone downhill. couldnt be happier :)
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>>128793962
some of you are pretty cool.
>>
>>128793978
But I am.
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I want to hug her.
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>>128794539
>her
what
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>>128794453
fw wouldn't make the cool list
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>>128794539
"hello youtube how u doin?"
*shakes head*
"i uploaded..."
>>
>>128793962
Thin skinned baby detected
>>
>>128794624
that's because you're way past cool.
>>
What's up everyone?
>>
>>128796762
FILTERED
>>
>>128796762
filtered
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>>128796973
Thanks for letting me know!
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>>128796762
playing video games slowly
>>
>>128797117
What game?
>>
>>128797187
dark souls 2
thanks to noobest stream
>>
>>128797365
Our boy Noobest.
>>
What should I stream?
>>
>>128797812
what you got?
>>
>>128797940
Demons Souls
>>
>>128798092
hell yeah do it.
>>
>>128798172
Alright going live
twitch.
tv/Duke_Bilgewater
>>
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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>tfw got a srg speedfriend
>afraid to ask him to donate to him or he'll be shunned out
._.
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>>128784265
>PS3 port of sonic unleashed running from an SSD is still slower to speedrun than on 360
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>>128798729
Who are you quoting?
>>
>>128788983
this desu, a donate button should be fine, but begging for donations or thanking every fucking donation/sub is GTFO-tier
>>
Do you guys think I should start running "Thunder in paradise" for the CD-i?
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>>128798690
haha...
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>>128798729
Just filter Redditwater, fat fuck isn't relevant and just wants attention.
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>>128799112
>fat
>reddit
>>
OFFICIAL HARDWARE ONLY!
*plugs in hori*
>>
How likely is it that Chibi's gf left him because of the lewd photos?
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>>128799107
tfw will never enjoy a burger with qt animes

what's even the point of living anymore
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>>128799339
The Nintendo 64 Hori Mini Pad is officially licensed hardware, also known as 2nd party. You can confirm this yourself by checking for the "Nintendo" logo on the face of the controller, which confirms that it is officially licensed hardware.
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>>128799339
*half presses A*
>>
Is roleplaying as Duke gonna become the next big thing, or will this be just another flash in the pan shitpost?
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>>128799676
this is good bait here. ill have to remember that when I import chinese controllers
>>
>>128799882
It's not bait. Any research at all will tell you that Hori Mini Pad is an officially licensed controller. This is the easiest thing to understand in the world.
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>>128798917
i saw your last post, you said you didn't want to so i dunno. give it a shot, but i wouldn't waste too much time on it if you think you won't like it.

i would like to see some speedruns of these cd-i games:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burn_Cycle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defender_of_the_Crown
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inca_(video_game)

i'm sure you can get these games on pc or something now, but since you have a cd-i now anyway you might wanna check them out. resist the urge to play the garbage games. they are really really really bad.
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>>128800062
>resist the urge to play the garbage games
>posts nothing but garbage games

*Presses A*
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>>128799850
I'm actually duke though.
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>>128800121
compared to the majority of the cd-i's library, those games are masterpieces.

and i like them.
>>
sum up serg in one video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMwwSA9BAz4
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>>128800362
I respect your opinion.

*Half-releases A button*
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>>128800362
2016 will be the year of point and click adventure speedgames.
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mfw serg
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>>128800592
i think that would be awesome, actually.
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>>128800534
grindxmonkey on the right
>>
*half sticks dick in srg*
>>
*half curls toes*
>>
*rolls die*
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>>128801375
*half feels it*
>>
slayer stream remake
>>
Why do people hate on witwix so much? Is it because they're socially inept autists who can't understand why people would like a sociable and personable person?
>>
>>128789313
>>128801571
Senpai....I'm going to need some sauce up here right now.
>>
>>128801992
He scammed his viewers out of thousands of dollars.
>>
>>128801992
>Witwix
>a man who's entire personality is being as shitty as possible and speaking in "ironic" humor like "HOT GAY DADS BUT DON'T HIT ON ME I'M NOT GAY XD"
>personable
>>
>>128801704
*drops word on post*
>>
>>128801992
>>128802216
Go to his chat and ask him when he's running Earthbound. See how fast you get perma'd.
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>>128802160
Baku Ane: Otouto Shibocchau zo! The Animation
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>>128802387
>>
>>128801992
fat car salesman: the streamer
>>
i wish people liked me
>>
Why doesn't headcrab fuck off? All he ever did in speedrunning was get a 25 in hotline miami (which is shit). Im sick of him being in every single speedrun chat and shitting up every thread. That retard needs to fuck off.

Seriously, how much of a loser do you have to be to hang around a hobby you cant bother doing yourself?
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>>128802610
furryyiffer is based desu
>>
i wish headcrab liked me
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* heeheex2 ([email protected]) has joined #rks
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>>128802610
>>
>>128802870
who are you
>>128802706
i have a 26
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I have put up with all the malos and squid posting but headcrab is where I draw the line

Fuck you faggots I'm out
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>>128803072
someone you don't like
>>
I wanna run some good speedgames with a super cute anime style. What should I learn?
>>
his name is weewee
>>
his name is hitchix
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>>128803325
gurumin
>>
>>128803325
Trails in the Sky
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>>128803287
d*ng
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>>128803008
[07:45] * Pyatters ([email protected]) has joined #rks
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>>128802863
---=====--- OFFICIAL LIST OF SRG APPROVED STREAM MONSTERS ---=====---

ben_cn

hodappt

Oktavia_Witch

Avansies

CoolHeadcrab

Slayerofbabies

Jesusftb

Mimicchest

Sighetti

Rename_

Sonofcasbah

GenericPress

Thisdude_

LazerLong

CptPoopfist

someflow

Kulus0

moephistopheles

Tyr_1

AskarAskar

Uznare

Fibonaccispagetti

Wehttum

FurryYiffer
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>>128803829
L I T E R A L L Y

W
H
O
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>>128802216
>>128802387
Literally nothing wrong with that, it was just a suggestion on what game he might run. He never 100% promised to start running Earthbound.
>>
>>128803829
tfw didn't make the list
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>>128803829
Forgetting the king are we?
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>>128803996
Who is you (the person who posted this >>128803996)
>>
his name is gayer
>>
>>128803880
who?
>>
>>128804085
I'm me
>>
>>128804182
literally who?
>>
>>128804297
(You)
>>
>>128804112
slayerofheadcrab
>>
slayerofmylife
>>
>>128804297
僕は僕だよ
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>>
slayerofmyheart
>>
>tfw if i talked about how depressed and suicidal i was and how my life was in shambles on stream i would be ostracised and would probably commit suicide after
>>
>>128784373
you stream first
>>
>>128805183
>ctrl+f'ing your own faggy name
wow...............
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>>128805363
tfw never have to ctrl+f my name because no one mentions me
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>>128805794
fw fw fw fw never have to control f my name because fw i have nothing better to do than to fw watch as thread auto update
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fill it out
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this is teh urn
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>>128806273
Cool memes, dude!
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>>128806616
what was the calculations again?
>>
>>128806776
I'd rather not have this discussion again, someone just post the copypasta
>>
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>>128806616
>>
>>128807475
nice walking sims
whens monhun?
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>>128806616
>>
>>128807649
maybe when ppsspp can calculate critical range damage bonus on bowguns properly for f2 since i no longer have a psp
>>
Forgive me /srg for I have sinned.
I played a video game quickly and I did it for fun
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>>128806616
make your forms interesting dude
I don't expect anyone to fill this out, but it's more alluring at least
>>
>no good streams on

what are you gay ass sissy boys even good for?
>>
>>128808137
not being a good streamer.
>>
>>128808137
anal, mostly
>>
>>128808137
Getting them rings
>>
>>128807782
Fuck you Yaru, kill yourself.
>>
>>128808565
ive jotted it down in my notepad
>>
Cosmeme's antics have killed srg

I thought Squid did, but nah b this shit is on a whole notha level to be honest
>>
>>128808606
take me with you
>>
>>128808757
it saved /srg/
74 IPs is more than 30-40 last year
>>
>>128809089
Kek this place was never at 30-40

If anything it used to be 90 a thread, newfriend
>>
>>128808757
>>128809089

I stopped coming here after the Memewater and Bill meme hour was 24/7, then you retards paid for their vacation.

Now that they've been E X P O S E D life is good again.
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>>128809228
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>128809228
Its still the same shit, just another group of faggots.
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>>128806616
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>>128809505
I can beat your THUG2 time but I only play good games, uh oh.
>>
*clicks mgr run*
*underage memer kid voices*
*close stream*
>>
>>128809682
*half presses A*
*half releases A*
>>
>>128809682
please dont bully my bf
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>>128806616
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AGDQ btfo by glorious Nippon.
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>>128809667
Thanks for sharing
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>>128809897
stop right there memester scum
>>
>>128808757
>>128809228
Narcissa, Squid, Bill and Duke are all based doe :/
>>
>>128810223
No problem, run a real game

*Scores a 14 minute OoT any%*
>>
>>128809682
*clicks you*
:3c
>>
>>128810404
*half clicks you*

>>128810236
*half unclicks you*
>>
why is pie advertising his website on maplestory??
>>
>>128810268
>Narcissa

who even?
>>
>>128799676
That's not what second-party means
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>>128812690
*dances in underwear at 4 am*
havin a good time!!!!!!!
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>>128810157
What's going on here?
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>>128812690
>>
Oxwas is Japanese Pyatters.
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>>128813439
oh no whats going on here
>>
>>128813546
never thought about it before, but this is accurate
>>
>>128813546
oxwas is way cuter so this makes sense desu
>>
>>128813546
>hates WORLD RECORDS
how unbased can 1 gook be......
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>>128814968
um hello?
>>
>>128816247
hi
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>>128816247
>>
>>128816247
hello
*leaves stream*
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>>128816247
I regret forgetting to read the filename now
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>>128809543
Did he seriously fucking take a picture of his butt plug or is this a shop?
>>
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>>128818003
He's taken many and even shown it on stream
>>
>>128818097
>not named jewish blechy on a rampage.webm
>>
>>128818097
Source please, he can't have fallen this bad
>>
>>128818097
when WILL they learn?!
>>
>>128812798
such girl teehee :3c
>>
>>128803829
Hope to one day grace this list. I've already contributed 4 classic memes to this place, and I'm skilled in streamshitposting
>>
you cannot half press a button
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>>128819275
dont start this
>>
>>128819275
but you can an analog trigger
>>
>>128819275
We all know
>>
>>128816247
At least the dude is not dumb enough to upload trap pictures with his face in it.
>>
>>128819275
You can on most DSLR cameras!
>>
*molests controller during screen transition to make a lot of noise and apm*
>>
Did siglemic kill himself after failing super hard in the race last week with liveegg???
>>
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Anyone else feel confused after seeing this? Looks like a cute deranged boi, but really a sick tranny fuck.
>>
>>128821121
>cute
lmao
>>
>>128816247
this is some good oc i laughed irl gj
>>
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>>128821412
I made it during the baby penis exposure. Not sure why someone saved it, but I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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>>128821121
by 2017 he'll be dead.
>>
>>128821121
trannies are a metaphor for Western Culture right now
>>
>>128820750
I hope you all realize the only reason Siglemic doesn't waste so much time speedrunning these days is because he's too busy banging hot chicks that are into age-play.
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**ATTENTION**

THE OFFICAL FIRST EPISODE OF THE LATEST, THE GREATEST, THE HOTTEST OF HOT SCOOPS, SPEEDRUNDRAMA PODCAST IS IN THE BOOKS.

PLEASE CHECK OUT THE VOD @

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfoPWKzK0Tw

MAKE SURE YOU LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE

**END OF ATTENTION**
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>>128822501
This is autistic af senpai
>>
>>128822501
>I'm irrelevant but want to be relevant so bad I'll make this dog shit

high lel
>>
>>128822501
wow I can taste the autism, this is sad
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>>128812690
>>
oh fuck Dram is on

that sweet sweet bod
>>
>>128821121
lol
>>
>>128824104
he's a total dreamboat. handsome face, excellent body, god tier soothing voice, chill personality, great job, he really is a dream
>>
>>128822501
shit is funny af
literally keeping /srg/ relevant
>>
>>128822501
80 fucking minutes. the fuck man. this is just too much.
>>
is anyone else watching the gunnermaniac, sprinkles, and keizaron drunk power rangers race?

:3
>>
>>128824849
agree
atleast add timestamps
>>
>>128824910
>keizaron

AGHHHHHHHHHHH XD
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6561328
>>
our BOI chibi is racing a pokemon randomizer!
twitch
.tv/chibi
>>
>>128825673
IN
>>
>>128825673
Uh, races and randomizers aren't speedrunning.
>>
need sum 2 watch pls rec
>>
kill the faggots
>>
Alright, NEXT
>>
>>128827261
my boy max is streaming rn
>>
>>128827559
absolutely terrible
>>
anyone want to talk about actual speedrunning for a minute? #zelda is dead as fuck. Apparently the SDA oldboyism got overthrown and now savewarping is allowed in oot glitchless. So, how does this change the route? Are all the deathwarps just replaced with savewarps or is there more to it than that?
>>
What caused you to start streaming?
>>
>>128824374
You forgot the manlet part.
>>
>>128829003
the easy donations
>>
www.speedrun
.com/wow/

why is this cancer allowed?
>>
>>128828368
Savewarping and Big Octo Skip are now allowed in glitchless because the original rules were copied from the Japanese community. The western players decided to change their rules because Japanese players are no longer relevant in the category (or the game really). Void warp is also now allowed in no IM/WW. The only reason it was banned in the first place is because it was considered a stupidly difficult trick when the category was first created, and no one wanted the world record to be determined by who was "lucky" enough to get it in a good paced run.
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>>128829237
>says the guy who can't link
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>>128829003
for fun
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>>128829003
my life spiraled out of control and never got put back together.
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>>128829003
Got high on cocaine and wanted to kill some time
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>>128829003
i thought it would be fun since i already speed gamed
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>>128829272
>Void warp is also now allowed in no IM/WW

damn dude I can save 2 minutes without trying. Adult void warp is the most free trick in the game with the initial position setup.

Though, I thought it was banned before because it was considered a wrong warp, and that's why there were other strats such as half collapse (and more recently the 3/4 collapse skip with the hess). Does that mean you'd also get a bottle and skip the medallion cutscenes? Because those are also super easy, especially spirit medallion.

Are you sure you're not mixing up adult voidwarp with half collapse skip? They look a little similar now. One is a voidwarp, the other you just touch a loading zone and enter with the correct coordinates.
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>>128829237
>Logs onto his max level character to mail items to his speedrun character
The fuck
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>>128829935
>-Wrong Warping (WW) is banned. This includes:
>--Triggering a blue warp, then killing yourself or leaving the area in order to skip a cutscene or warp to another location
that's it

though I wonder why they didn't include cutscene skips now that they changed the rules anyway, who wants to watch them?
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>>128829935
Void warp is definitely allowed. Medallion cutscene skips are still banned because they take you to the beginning of the temple instead of outside, where you would normally be after the cutscene.
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>>128830390
>>128830280
welp, time for runs
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>>128830390
But why? It's not like they add memory values together like the proper Wrong Warp glitch and it's extremely autistic to ban cutscene skips.
>>
**ATTENTION**

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PLEASE CHECK OUT THE VOD @

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MAKE SURE YOU LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE

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>>128830706
For what it's worth, I'd rather watch those two short cutscenes than collect cuccos in yet another category.
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>>128831134
doom jump exists
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>>128822501

I dont even understand WHAT this episode is this time. This isn't speedrundrama at all, its just a bunch of randos talking about random bullshit no one cares about lmao.
Stick to the shit you normally do.
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>>128831416
>de hippie spacing
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>>128831131
Why didn't you discuss the abundance pf trannies in speedrunning? It's like a pillar of our community.
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>>128831694
why are you encouraging their cancer?
>>
i liked trihex until last night when he got a 2 month sub, asked who the guys waifu was, he replied with a donation, and trihex banned him for being lewd when there was no nudity.
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>>128833202
I liked Trihex never cause he's a fake nigger
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>>128833268
He's a fake everything, anon

There is nothing genuine about him.
>>
>>128833350
>>128833268
it took me a while to realize because i never gave a fuck about the flexing fuck but i mistakenly decided to watch him stream last night
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>>128833202
>it was only just last night that you gave up on tri
there's no hope for you my nigga
>>128833350
he's a genuine piece of shit
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>>128833350
I hope I can attend an AGDQ when I go blind and tell people about how I smell a nigger that reeks of plastic nearby and everyone will laugh because they know it's Trihex, fake ass nigger.
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>>128833394
could you provide a link to the vod?
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>>128833443
i really couldn't anon

if twitch archives streams, you already know where to look anyway
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>>128833202
he's a manlet what do you expect
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>>128833557
Will they ever learn?
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>>128833557
>>128833596
Which speedrunners are known to be 6ft or higher?
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>>128833532
trihex/v/35673802
It does, but it'd take forever to look through the 7 and a half hours. Do you have an idea of when it happened?
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>>128809543
why would he do this

just why
>>
!! alert !!
!! slayer is live !!
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>>128833780
around 10pm?

he was playing some shit from yesterday before his 100 man mario maker stream or something
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>>128833745
me 6'3"
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>>128833745
our boy cavemandcj
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>>128833596
>s-she's changed guise!
>son,that was october! its December now!
>son,things can change in 2months, r-right?
and its his roomie's gf the whole time as well
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>>128833745
nkr
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>>128833780
after 57 min but not much after
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>>128833745
dabigboi
>>
bonesaw is my favorite hype speedrunner
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>>128833976
wait that was by trihex' girlfriend? not just a screenshot of some tweet made a random nobody to trigger manlets? holy shit
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>>128833596
this is just brutal holy shit
>>
FAT

FETISH
>>
WHO THE FUCK HACKED DREAMBOAT DRAM
>>
>>128834362
a roomie of tri's- gf
tri has his own gf now
both in it for the attn
that tweet slut got like 100+ followers just from being on the stream
>>
>>128820750
did he lose?
>>
>Biinny finally has a run over Siglemic

Now if you wanna talk about autistic
>>
>>128819275
watch the intro to the video, it literally explains it
>>
>>128835042
just stop bringing it up
>>
>>128833596
Those are some high standards
Not really she's a coalburner lol
>>
why does /srg/ have an unhealthy fixation on a certain black man known as trihex. i really am interested in knowing why we care so much about some darkie that was never any good.
>>
>>128836504
>black
>>
>>128836504
>man
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>>128836727
>>128836560
I'm sorry. I forgot he's a transgendered mexican pretending to be a black man.
>>
>>128836821
>TRI
>TMR
I think >we're onto something here people!
>>
Looking for new games to speedrun. Suggestions?
>>
hey guys it's me trihex! I'm one of you! haha! narcissa amiright?

haha remember to buy a poster! haha! swag! swag! I'm a real speedrunner! ha ha!

haha see you at AGDQ! ha ha swag!
>>
>>128837274
Bugdom (PC, Mac, PS1)
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>>128837570
i don't understand this meme
>>
>>128837274
OoT any%
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>big group of LMS' show up
>all instantly flee right at start
>post
just how much of a shitter can one person be that their name becomes instabannable?
>>
>>128837274
banjo. we need less deviants in the community. kinda sick of seeing people with poop/furry/pee/wife fucking fetishes being the only players.
>>
>>128837650
some dumb meme croni is forcing

btw croni why dont you just add a pure/full list button for the srg team so that this fight is irrel?
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>>128837650
its croni shit

kill yourself already alan
remove the bot as well
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roast cards
my LBA is so bad because my last run used massively outdated strats
>>
Can someone post the /srg/ scoring card for how to grade your speedrun? Thanks
>>
so been rewatching some agdq 2013 runs and forgot about the mirrored thing. he even still around?
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>>128838257
>putting WR names in

its like you want people to idolize random people and circlejerk

fuck off
>>
do i run aladdin on snes or genesis
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>>128775228
>those three dudes in the back laughing their ass off at the degeneracy
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>>128838601
they're different games
>>
>>128836504
>>128836821
He is LITERALLY (as in literally the literal meaning of the literal word literally) less than 50% black.
>>
what ever happened to the guy exposing blazephlozard. did he have to be committed to a mental institution?
>>
>tfw you want to do runs, but you lose motivation
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>>128839429
word my man
wanna work on something to submit for nasa but don't really have enough time to do it right.

why do submissions close so soon when it isnt even till may? even mwsf is going till march
>>
>>128839205
if you're talking about the person that made the picture with all his reddit posts, i'm still here but I stopped caring about it and deleted the images from my hard drive
>>
no really

do we /bonesaw/ here?
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>>128839732
not since the fraud
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>>128839626
I didn't know people were going to nasa
it's like, 3 hours from my house, but I have no speedfriends and no WRs
plus, every stream I watch seems to think it's jsut gonna be badGQD, and are skipping it for SGDQ
>>
>>128839838
only made me like him more
>>
>>128839732
Bonesaw's been dead for months now, anon

He left his waifu and then his stream
>>
>>128839732
No.
He's pretty much the predecessor that enabled shitters like Fifi to come to be.
>>
>>128839914
last i recall reserve space of like 60 for hotel
but even then hotel stuff isnt really sorted out
lots of things seem off and going to be very half assed that its pretty off putting to even try for it.

same thing happened for mwsf as well but at least there was a convention with it to sorta make up for things.
>>
>>128839931
hit me with this scandal anons
>>
>>128840442
did a donation drive for a gdq
got the funds and then didnt go
made a computer with the money
asking or talking about = banned/ignored

detailed from the hatelist
>>
>>128840628
i would do the same to be honest with you guys

>thanks for 1000$, ban me losers
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>>128840713
I'd do it after I got like 2k a month from subs, then I'd have a hiatus until the money trickled down, proclaim an illness, then cash out with the donations from the illness donation drive ;)
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>>128841043
sig...
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>>128833202
http://a.pomf.cat/bhjvoa.webm
Honestly the image is a little lewd, but a ban? Really?
>>
>>128841692
im really glad you're still here anon. this guy gives you 15$ and you ban him on the spot, dont say sorry, and just blame him for not viewing it in private when you literally begged for him to post it?

fuck trihex
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>>128833745
cirno
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>>128841692
>promotes fakku and shit
>opens junk with nips on it
>bans viewer for same crap
he has deff become a parody
>>
>>128842097
cirno is a fucking ogre holy shit
>>
>>128833745
bertin and shadowjacky
>>
>>128842308
bertin doesn't look 6 ft tall....
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>>128842308
Bertin is below 6 ft.
>>
>>128842464
>>128842706
tf? I'm 6'2"
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>>128842464
damn...
>>
>>128842787
more like 5'2
>>
>>128842872
t. a person who never met me.
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>>128841692
>trihex
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>>128842946
the pres is an equal faker who is lamented by everyone but his troll friends lol

he hates lets players but makes them for money. he is as bad as it gets
>>
>>128843075
Really? I just saved the gif because it was funny and I recognized him from years ago. I think I remember him being big into console war shit, is that not what he does now?

I honestly didn't think he was still around.
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>>128843662
the last time i watched his videos, he was calling all gamers losers, saying he works at walmart, and calling everyone that sits there and plays cod a nerd, while saying he will never make a game video

then another video of him playing mw3 showed up in my inbox and i followed him, that was 3ish years ago
>>
>>128843662
>>128843805
*unfollowed lol
>>
>>128843662
just looked him up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDSFJ_DYXd0

reminder that he plays this for a paycheck
>>
HELLO /vg/ AND /srg/ CLINTSTEVENS IS NOW LIVE.

CLINT
STEVENS

Don't forget to join the flannel crew together and watch him be good at the hundy% run.
>>
>>128845089
what does he run?
>>
>>128845123
One of the most popular and wellplayed games in all of speedrunning. Ocarina of Time.
>>
BT is so fucking chill
you could call him a piece of shit and his response would be 'why do you think that?'
>>
>>128845089
Do you think Clint's even attempted routing shadow boat skip into 100% yet or is he gonna wait for someone else to do it and piggy-back some more?
>>
>>128845220
cosmo 2?
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THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
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>>128845487
what did he say this time?
>>
>>128845324
Clints said multiple times that shadow boat skip has no point in 100% because with how shadow temple is it interferes with getting a skulltula and that the time saved from it would be wasted rerouting to include it in the run.
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>>128845413
Pretty much. Except with less satanist tendencies and if he gets tired of OOT there's an 80% chance he might just quit speedrunning.

Darksouls or WW would be the other games he might pick up.
>>
>>128845487
Let's Make Speedrunning Great Again!

>>128845526
he didn't say anything (yet)
he just got online
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>>128845728
id love to witness that darksouls grindmonkey
>>
>>128821593
I kek'd
>>
>>128846473
thanks for the late response!
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>Trevperson just re-ups majora mask 100% WR
>5:05:50
>Is gonna do another run right now
>>
>>128799412

idk but i tweeted them @ her LOL
>>
>>128847470
>de late hippie spacing
>>
>>128847549
so do only you post this or do a few people post
>de hippie spacing?
>>
>>128847668
its croni's bot
remove it alan
>>
what does
>de hippie spacing
even mean?
>>
>>128847778

this
>>
>>128847778

its when you make a post like this
>>
>>128847918
>>128847932
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>128847918
>>128847932
>de hippie spacing
>>
Why does he always post about wanting to die
>>
>>128834450

Carci is talking with his chat about what he needs to do to gain weight. Apparently they settled on a butter burrito.
>muh dick imagining a chubby carci :3
>>
real question

who is the best streamer to watch speedrun when d*unk
>>
>>128848517
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>128848729
you're doing it wrong tho
>>
>>128848419
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>128848729

retard
>>
>>128849803
>de hippie spacing
>>
i LOVE cock
>>
die
>>
>>128849876
same senpai
shoutout to speedruns
>>
>>128849876
meows...
>>
>>128849876
meows...
>>
who are we watching?
>>
>>128850272
clintstevens
>>
>>128850272
goose
>>
>>128850272
ryuquezacotl
>>
how do i change my twitch username

people here keep saying stuff about me and im tired of it
>>
>>128850656
make a new account
>>
>>128850656
transition
>>
>>128850759
people always know its me

some guy started a meme about me and now people just repeat it and it hurts my feelings
>>
>>128850971
kill yourself then
>>
>>128851050
:(
>>
>>128851050
that was pretty rude
>>
>>128850971
What's the meme?
>>
>>128851204
people say im someones alt but im not
>>
is goose our boy
>>
>>128851390
he hates us (and pretty much everything desu)
>>
>>128851504
i fucking hate you and you still call me boi
>>
I'm straight, boys!!!
>>
Yashichi
>>
>>128851571
i think that comes with the cake fetish
>>
Yashichi!
>>
Yashichi
>>
his name is y_
>>
Yashichi
>>
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>>128851637
wow real cool
>>
>>128851691
his name is Yashichi, and he has world records, unlike you
>>
Are there any girls pretending to be boys in the speedrunning community or on twitch in general?
>>
>memeble crew is trying to be epic again
Sorry guys, but you don't run this shit anymore.
>>
>>128852021
yes
>>
>>128852021
all me
>>
やしち
>>
>>128852341
yashichi?
>>
>>128852376
wow your japanese is so good senpai will you go out with me im so attracted to you
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOYPNr3GR-k

Will Chibi ever stop being a meme?
>>
>>128852443
so it was wrong?
idk lol i only briefly view my hirigana lately
>>
>>128852520
You decided to learn japanese but couldnt even get past learning hiragana wowie zowie impressive
>>
>elmagus streaming ancient cave reject%
Fuck yeah time to get snug with the only good jrog >speed<run
>>
>>128852591
i dont understand lol i spend most of my time trying to write kanji lately
>>
>>128852591
are you making dank memes or being a literal nobody who cant do anything but touch their keyboard?
>>
>>128769219
What is even the point of any gooftrop category that is not coop? You might as ell run baten kaitos 100% because holy shit you are stupid.
And yes I responded late you fucker because you are that stupid.
>>
>>128852514
>shitty csgo cheater trying to stay relevant in any way possible by harassing some kid with autism
>>
>>128852514
it doesn't get any more /b/ than this
>>
>>128852514
>>128852837
arent you guys lost?
>>
>>128852758

thanks for the late response! It seems like you made the mistake of responding to a post without actually watching the run! Let me help you with that, because it was actually a coop run. The more you know!
>>
>>128852940
>de hippie spacing
>>
>128852940
>1p2c
>1player2controllers
>coop
no (you) 4 (u)
>>
>20,000k donation from anonymous!
>>
>>128765576
Who fucked up the OP again by removing all worthwhile info?
>>
>adam_ak supports my crusade for keeping anime out of speedrunning

Explain his waifu, Goose.
>>
>>128853416
Who got 20k brah?
>>
>>128854068
i think it was agdq 2014, but they got a huge anon donation towards the end. made me laugh
>>
>>128854068
M. Uyama
No wait that is a little too obvious.
Mike U.
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Reminder that agdq2016 was a blunder and that Mike Uyama LLC sold out to sony quite some time ago.
>>
>>128803829
>tfw didn't make the list
>>
>>128854305
I didn't pay much attention to AGDQ this year, it really made less than SGDQ 2015?
>>
GOOSE IS FIRED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>128854815
link?
>>
>>128854674

I'd like to think it was because more people know that PCF is a scam nowadays. I thought it was a meme myself, but no amount of research I have done has redeemed this charity
>>
lmao someone sent the chibi nudes to his mother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOYPNr3GR-k
>>
>>128854881
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>128854861
tv/Rwhitegoose

>not knowing our boy
>>
>>128854997
i just didn't want to hit that twitter desu
>>
>>128854997
>tv/Rwhitegoose
and by twitter i mean twitch and im a retard
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>>128854891
That's pretty mean, cant you fucks just leave the guy alone
>>
lmfao chibis mom saw his curved cock
>>
>>128852785
im a famous youtuber retard i am more famous than anyone who speedruns?????????
>>
>>128855121
she must be ashamed
>>
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>>128855137
>7k subs
>famous

>replying to my post at all
neck yourself ted
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I'm nateposting from my bed...
>>
>>128803829
None of these people have ever been in my chat. I don't know whether to be happy or sad.
>>
>>128855502
what is this?
>>
>>128855613
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>128855618
It appears to be a homely girl acting out that scene from The Little Mermaid.
>>
>>128855642

die
>>
>>128803829
Add me
ElementalHeadCrab
>>
>>128855720
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>128833202
sub: www.twitch tv/trihex/v/35673802?t=59m26s
ban: www.twitch tv/trihex/v/35673802?t=1h7m36s

what a swell guy
>>
>>128837820
idgi
>>
>>128833202
>>128856774

>no nudity

I mean you can literally see the nipples and twitch are complete nazi's about that shit so trihex didn't have much of a choice there.

Besides, you should hate trihex for being a part of and promoting cancerous twitch culture, not for banning some dude.
>>
>>128855897
>>128857093
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>128856719
based giraffes
>>
>>128857093
I can't hate him for both?
>>
>>128857372
Not when the person in question said "i liked trihex until last night "

He's been twitch cancer for a lot longer than that anon.
>>
>>128856774
he didn't even get banned lmao
>>
Hello srg
I Just played through Portal and I finished it in about 45 minutes
That has to be some kind of record right?
>>
>>128857681
Yes

You are now ranked #1 on /srg/ for Portal

Congrats, anon
>>
>>128857681
Steam trading cards only unlock after 2 hours of playtime.
>>
>>128857728
what about xcd
>>
Goose is the Ted Cruz of Speedpresidents. Don't believe his lies, vote Cronikeys.
>>
fw dunno what to speedrun today
>>
>half press meme
Like how retarded do you have be to not understand that pressing a button down is what counts. Releasing is not pressing, nor is it half pressing. A press is a press, whether you hold it for a second or 30 minutes
>>
fw there will never be another comfy feasel tmnt stream
>>
>>128859638
how retarded do you have to be to not see that he defines what he means by a half press and that he's not literally half pressing it
>>
*half kills myself*
>>
>>128859762
Yeah he's holding the button and releasing it

Which equals to 0 presses
>>
>>128860254
this doesn't answer my question though
how retarded do you have to be
>>
>>128860345
no u
>>
>>128850535
LEL
>>
>>128864664
Fuck off, just let it die already.
>>
how can you tell if something is ~***frame perfect***~
>>
>>128865470
you can't

frame perfect is just a meme
>>
>>128865470
you need to press buttons during a certain frame
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>>128865948
just leave this guy alone already. he already has a lifetime worth of embarrassment as it is.
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>>128866315
While I find it funny, I feel shitty for the guy. Guess this will teach him to pay more attention to what he does online.
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>>128865948
>He was a big guy

Cheeky fucker
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>>128866315
I wonder how he manages to live with it. If I were him I'd kill myself ages ago desu. I've only done a fraction of the amount of embarrassing things this kids has done, and I regularly want to off myself due to it.
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>>128866561
hearing his mom call him autistic and beg the epic memer from 4chan to "not go any further with this" apologizing and shit pissed me off. i don't know the whole story, but his mom was quick to give out some pretty personal info about him which is fuct imo. what do you expect from a child, or manchild rather, with a mother like that?
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>>128866561
Drugs really help with coping, especially benzos
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
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T R E V
R
E
V
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>>128866561
nuke everything and start over again. all accounts. personality and even change his looks. theres nothing good about staying chibi at this point
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>>128866710
she was worried it would be escalated to the authorities
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
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>>128866908
even so, get a fucking lawyer or something before talking about it. she actually fucked up even more because now it's on the internet for every kind of authority figure to see.
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>>128866991
warlock
>>
lmao chibi's mother is nuts
that's why you should live alone by the age of 21
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>>128867641
>tfw living with bro-tier dad at age 22 and he's okay with me being a speedneet

Feel sorry for those with cunt parents
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arbitrary
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>>128867641
only if your parents are cunts. if they are cool then I'd stay as much as I can until I could support myself
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>>128867721
>parents okay with you throwing your life away
doesn't sound too bro to me :/
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>>128865948
That is fucking hilarious
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>>128865948
what do yall have against chibi

poor guys just trying to speedrun hes not harming anyone
>>
new?
>>
speedrun.tv/malos_

mario land
>>
who we watching
>>
m_

IS

LIVE
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>>128865948
>17 and 18
>pedophile
Americans OUT
OUT of this board
OUT of the internet
OUT of this planet
>>
>Watching the REmaster HD run from AGDQ
>Runner says that there is time for donations
>Announcer tells him there are no donations to be read
>Awkward silence before the runner makes a bad joke
DED MARATHON

>>128852758
To be fair he was controlling both characters at the same time. Its pretty impressive to watch
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>>128865948
>Ruining a persons life because he is an autistic sperg

He is literally doing nothing to you, just ignore the guy. Fuck man
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>>128873717
Carci is our boi, not just some runner
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>>128873717
thanks for the late response!
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>>128846750
I really wish this bitch did porn
>>
Is TheMexicanRunner our boi?
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>>128874490
more like the mexican player
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*polices the thread*
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>>128875637
*half presses A*
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>>128874490
Of course headcran is literally our boi
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new thread
>>128876813
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