/twg/ - Total War General

1st for nobody ever responds to people talking about M2TW why

FIRST FOR I WANT MY FUCKING NEW ATTILA FACTIONS ALREADY

CA YOU FUCKING PROMISED

CAN'T FIND THE IMAGE

>>128600875
third for page 10

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Fourth for "this is how Hannibal stims when he gets tendies for din-din every Friday but mummy was too busy at work to go grocery shopping"

>>128602164
Why is he standing on what appears to be a sandwich

>>128602372
That's what mummy made him to try and feel better. He is showing contempt for her and her meals that aren't tendies.

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6th for Ceasar Invictus

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>>128601212
>M2TW

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>>128600875

>>128602721
That's not accurate at all.

>>128602502
Hannibal didn't have enough Good Carthaginian Points (G.C. Points) to get tendies.

>>128600875
So what's the story with infantry tactics in Empire and Napoleon?

Why do you get Front rank, 3 rank fire then platoon fire in empire then go right back to first rank fire in Napoleon?

>>128602573
THIRTEEN!

>>128602907
As Hamilcar told him when he held him over the sacrificial pit, the only way to get GBP was to wipe Rome off the map.

>>128602721
sheer autism

>>128603093
Unfortunately, just as Hannibal was going to get his GBP and take out Rome, he went into a fit because his brother touched his stuff.

>>128602768
Probably written by the one fag from the CA forums who always whines that Greeks aren't mary sues in the game.

>>128602502
Are we still going on with the Hannibal was a mega-autist thing?

>>128603613
It's the best answer for understanding Hannibal, his tactics, and his reasoning.

>>128602915
Gotta have something on the research tree, otherwise there's less content
Not that it matters because TW games don't connect like you can with Paradox games

>>128603502
I heard he was really confused. He had to destroy Rome, but Carthaginians don't conquer, they turn people into subjects. He couldn't rationalize it so he spent ten years stimming through the Roman countryside until Scipio Africanus put him in time out.

>>128603613
Yeah, that can be an occasional dank meme. Just as long we try to ultimately keep it history-focused and not Pepe-posting

What if, perhaps, Hannibal was coming over the Alps?

>>128602915
CA said 3 rank fire was historically inaccurate by the Nappy era

>>128604128
Yeah and I suppose when he's with Antiochus he'll be in charge of some fleet instead of a land army where he belongs

>>128602915

Nappy used columns which were basically giant charging squares of men. They might've fired a couple of volleys but melee was where this formation excelled at.

Of course such a charge would be preceeded by mass battery with artillery.

>>128602915
I remember reading somewhere that kneel fire was the norm by that time but CA didn't implement that until FOTS.

>>128604620
That's Antiochus for ya!

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> tfw when M2 now works on Mac

Yes I made a poor choice ages ago, but I'm stuck with it, but atleast M2 now works

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Anyone got any non-modb links to third age? Modb has gone pants on headed retarded and arbitrarily blocks certain mods from being downloaded If your not a member

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Wessex

>>128604620
>"Hey man I hate these Romans and I could really help you, I'm a level 8 general and I've got all my points into making a strong, inexpensive army so you could just put me in charge of some unit and I could easily pick up men quickly for low cost. And then I can send them on their merry way and start fighting R-"
"dO YuO LieK bOAtz. i mAkE u ADmiRaL"

>>128607214
You mean

>I-I like war...
>Please
"wUt?"
>Please war now
>my favorites are strategy and lines
"dO YuO LieK bOAtz. i mAkE u ADmiRaL"
>MMMMMMMMM!

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>>128608158
If you've ever wanted to study any art history, look up Japonism. A great deal of the European art world went mad weeaboo in the latter half of the 1800s.

R

O

M

A

as someone who never had knowledge with the warhammer series before, will i enjoy it in Total War warhammer?
I prefer the historical games, and this is the first one that attempts something different like this.

>>128611838
INVICTA

>>128608002
I'm sure Hannibal got his tendies for being an Admiral.

I have literally been attacked by every Western European country as Portugal in the first 50 turns
Spain
France
England
Milan
Sicily
Scotland
Papal States

What the fuck man don't these assholes have actual neighbors to fight?
Bonus points to the Byzantines for showing up after a successful crusade to take Alexandria

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BUT

>>128611934
Are you interested in a view of history inspired by Heavy Metal and genre fiction with fantasy?

>>128612204
>I WANT LINES! LINES CAN'T EXIST IN WATER! IT'S ALL FRICKING WRONG! AND I DOOOOOON'T LIIIIIIIKE FISH!

>>128611934
It'll be interesting to see the different tactics that you'll have to adapt to based on the forces you play. I hope magic and monsters don't completely rule the field and that its just about getting the biggest baddest thing on the field. and it still has its elements of strategy to it.

warhammer fantasy always has had a bit of historical parody to it so I think you'll enjoy it, especially if you start off as a human faction.

>>128613264
It's fish tendies, Hannibal. Just as good.

>>128613264
Though, it might have been possible to sufficiently bribe Hannibal with juvenemeals that all come with Pastati wax doll toys.

>>128613561
NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo~ Fish is gross! Everyone eats honeyed grain rations for the rest of the campaign!

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CA ripped Charlemagne's design DIRECTLY from Osprey.

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>>128613792
see

>>128613726
>Welcome to Applebee's, here is your menu, and our lunch special today is a basket of beer-battered fish tenders with frie-
But I dont want to eat fish tendies
>Well alright, you can have a look at our menu then, what would you like to dr-
BUT I DONT WANT TO EAT FUCKING FISH TENDIES
FUCKING APPLEBEES, LEARN TO COOK

>>128613792
Papal Guardsman looking swole af, looking tight, ripped, keep posting progress

>>128614365
I want a juvenemeal!
>Hannibal, be good for mummy
I WANT IT!
>If you can conquer Rome, I'll get you a juvenemeal
w-with Pastati? I don't want another Cerberus...
>with Pastati, yes
I don't like crossing lines, I'm gonna walk aaaaall the way around~ like coloring in the lines!
>Whatever you annoying shit. Baal-Hamon, why did I have a child at 45?

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>Tomb Kings still not announced.

>>128615304
>tfw irl dog cuckapult to give your entire city the knot

>>128615765
>tfw no irl dog cuckapult to give your entire city the knot

ftfm

>>128616021
>ftfm
Fuck That Furry Meat?

>>128616383
fixed that for me, but close

>tfw Scipio beats you up at Zama and takes your cute caretaker as a harlot

hmmmm, just another game of kick the autistic

>>128614786
If she had Hannibal when she was 45, then Hannibal's brothers would be even more autistic!

>>128617209
Well, one of them was known for always commanding the hammer of his big brother's armies, maybe he was straight-up retarded so they gave him the job where the only two instructions he needed were stop and go.

>>128617387
So would Maharbal be the retard-wrangler for Hannibal and his brothers?

>>128617541
When you look at Hannibal, does it sound like there was much wrangling?

>>128617708
They stayed in Italy instead of accidentally wandering off to Britannia, so some wrangling had to be done, at least for the retarded one.

>>128617708
This.
Hannibal did what Hannibal wanted to do, he gave no fucks.
> that one time he pushed a representative off of the his speaking spot on the podium when he was advocating for continuing the war after zama
Although he did apologize for that.

First time playing this arena game, this shit is fun

>>128600875
The Golden one will be amuse of this pic.

Is arena down?

>>128620657
Of the synrome variety; why would you play it

>>128621136
>synrome

>>128621192
Its 4 am pls donut bully

>>128600875
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>128621136
What are you saying, anyway its a casual version of the franchise I can just chill and enjoy.

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brought you a gift my friends

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>>128622496
AYYWAYYKEN MY MASTERS

Anyone here able to max out graphically for Rome 2/Attila? What are your specs?

Im planning a new computer for when Warhammer comes out and I need to see how much it will cost to upgrade

>>128603547
Too articulate.

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>First run of Attilla, creating a glorious Saxon empire
>Forge my path all the way down the western coast of Europe, ending in Caesar Augusta at the gates of Spain
>Suddenly fucking Attilla begins wrecking my shit, quickly kill him as his stacks begin making their way through Europe, luckily no sacked towns
>All is well, disband some hastily drawn armies, public order plummeting as I turn money towards improving things
>Just my luck, Roman rebels blast up out of Italy, begin wrecking my more far off towns and eating up my territories, rebellions beginning to rise in my non-core provinces
Well it was a fun run, it's always just such a shame when you get to the point that you can only watch as your hard earned lands crumble before you.

>>128626723
>losing
>in attila

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>>128627010
>Being able to competantly manage public order
Like I said, it's one of my first runs, and that shit is killer.

>>128627180
>drop a priest in the province
>taxes to max when you take a new province to get the jew- I mean immigrants out
>then turn off taxes for that province until the negative war turmoil fucks off
Solved.

>>128627385
Well that's certainly a good way to do it I hadn't thought of, thanks for the tip.

>>128627180
just convert to minor religions and start mass worshipping satan, +20 public order per temple

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Who is better, Dan Carlin or History of Rome dude?

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>>128627859
>Mermaid knees.

>>128628967

rome dudes way comfier

I used to fall asleep to his podcasts and I'd listen to the same one every night sometimes

>>128628967
Rome dude is complete and unredeemable garbage

Carlin is pop history but alright for what he's aiming to do

Could the Mongols have taken Hungary if they tried, or would they have died to all the hills and castles there?

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>>128606357
W E S S E X
E
S
S
E
X

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>>128612950
P O N T U S
O
N
T
U
S

>>128630835
I DON'T KNOW
HOW WOULD I KNOW
I NEVER LIVED BACK IN THOSE DAYS

So what are the consequences of inciting revolt on your allie's land in FOTS? I don't seem to get a penalty.

Some fucker took some land that was rightfully mine. And I want it.

>>128633165
Take a guess based on what you know of the period.

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IF OUR DAIMYO IS TO BECOME SHOGUN

MIRITARY RULER OF ALL GAPAN IT'S A SOFT G

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>>128633603
O D A
D
A

Thinking about buying the High King edition desu.

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WORRIAS
EEEGA FOR BLOOD

WE HUNGA FOR BLOOD AND BATTLE

>>128634414
why though

>>128634483
I like the look of the map, art book and strategy guide. Plus that metal box looks neat.

>>128634546
how do you feel about the drinking horn thing

>>128634674
Might use it once or twice, will put it in my cabinet next to my models after though.

>>128634753
What armies do you collect?

>>128634483
JOIN US LEADS
ITSA GOOT LIFE

>>128634797
memelords

Tell me about your current campaign anon. How is it?

>>128634797
Chaos Dwarves, Bretonnians, Skaven and Ad Mech.

>>128634926
>encouraging blogposting

>>128635060
>this dumb asshole again
Have you come back again for some more anal devastation?

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Vampire Counts when?
CA please, I'll preorder for sure!

>>128635060
Fuck off

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>128635276
How would you want them to handle the five vampire houses?

>>128635370
I'm still waiting on my Boudicca dlc for Rome 2

>>128635887
Boudicca DLC for Rome 2 is literally the most boring shit on the planet

>>128635953
No, whatever you find interesting is the most boring shit on the planet.

>>128636043
>Boudicca DLC
>for Rome 2

I dare you to name anything less interesting than that

You can't.

>>128636098
Wrath of Sparta.

>>128636098
Vanilla Rome 2

>>128636204
>>128636230
That sure is really fucking uninteresting but Boudicca DLC for Rome 2 still tops it

>>128636258
pike and shot then

>>128636258
China TW

>>128636292
Not terrible uninteresting

>>128636327
Least interesting thing posted so far, but fucking Boudicca DLC for Rome 2 I would rather do homework if that was still a thing

>Boudicca DLC
>for Rome 2
why is that even a thing

Did they lock someone into and empty dark room for two months and then tasked them with invented something even less engaging

>>128636537
Do you have something against Britons, anon

>>128636609
Not really, at least I don't think I have any strong feelings about bongs either way

But the proposition of Rome 2 Bouddica DLC is just so terribly unappealing in ever way that I struggle to put it into words
No part of that seems entertaining in any way whatsoever, there is absolutely nothing that seems interesting about this

If there is such a thing as a negative amount of excitement this is it

I guess it's nice that at least someone is looking forward to this thing

>>128636916
Well I respect your opinion on the matter.

I think it would be fun but only because I am interested in Celtic and Roman Britain

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>>128635729
I'd be ok with one fucking house, I just want the god damn Mannfred trailer!

>>128636996
Thanks for respecting my opinion anon, I'm glad your wish for Roman Britain/Boudicca content is being fulfilled

I will probably have more fun doing the laundry than I ever would engaging with this thing though

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Who's/what's that in the background /twg/?

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>>128634926

I posted a hard battle I had but no one noticed

>>128638104
Just because we don't respond doesn't mean we don't notice. Thank you for contributing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4seC8E8W4DU

Old video, but it's got a bit of information that you guys might find interesting.

>Kislev and Bretonnia have unique rosters. but missing out on key (time consuming) units.
>campaign map uses the tiled auto generated battlemap system (not the preset maps from Shogun II or the first two games).
>Geographic features make an appearance, like the Tower of Bones appearing in the ground of the battles, (you can see an image of it's battlemap appearance in one of the later festag days)
>Some races can't occupy the settlements of others, but can raze and recolonize like Attila.

>>128634951
Good taste Anon.

>>128638104
I scrolled up to see it. Great work anon.
Next time use a meme >
in order to make your post more visible

By Toutatis

>>128639375
Thanks, they're all armies I hold close to my heart.

Shame none of them are playable when Warhammer is released.

>>128637792
Some ugly Beastmen fucker that needs to be exterminated?
I actually dunno

>>128640030
I'm going to post it to reddit. Maybe they know.

>>128637792
looks like a titan from Age of Mythology. similar graphical quality too.

>>128640302
It's actually getting on my tits now.
>Not enough armour to be an ork or chaos.
>Too many clothes to be beastman.
>Too fat to be human or vampire.
>too crude to be dwarf.

wtf is that thing.

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>>128640170
>going to leddit
Drop the memes and no one gets hurt. We don't need their advice. If you start typing leddit we'll shoot you

>>128640434
Jokes on you i've got it bookmarked.

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CA's going to be streaming the Three Kingdom's mod at 2pm for anyone interested.

If he doesn't play Wei i'm going to off myself.

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>>128640532

>>128640389
>>128637792
Could it be Skaven?

>>128640951
They're going to be playing that Dwarf battle unscripted too.

>>128639595
No I agree, it does sound like Bretonnian are some what in as a NPC faction untill the faction DLC that will happen.

Skaven are probably years off though. And good god I do hope they do put Chaos Dwarves in but thats probably up in the air.

>>128637792
Could be a loaded down dwarf?

But could also just be a goblin/orc maybe?

>>128642159
They did say they hope to get all 16 races in, and they can't include Ogres without the Dawi Zharr.

Plus that third game needs to be set somewhere.

>>128642445
True i just worry they'll put the "They're non-playable lol" crap.

Which is dumb because they'd be easy to make, most of the work would just be in new models, as it is you could reuse the dwarf/goblin/orc animations/assets for 90% of that faction.

I just worry they'll fuck them up or get too lazy. I want my big hats damn it!

>>128642712
That's possible, but Chaos Dwarves are technically in the game already if you count the hellcannon.

They'll probably go with the forgeworld models too over the bighats sadly, since those are the most recent model sets.

>>128642712
An Ogre roster would be reasonably easy though balancing it so that they're effective would be difficult and in the tabletop it relies on their impact hits on a charge and an extra attack they get called thunderstomp.

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>>128629984
I was actually looking for something to supplement my Carlin consumption.
Is the Rome dude not even worth a listen? I need something breh.

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>>128633603

IF OUR CHIEFTAIN IS TO BECOME WARLORD

MILITARY RULER OF ALL BARBARS

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>>128633603
>>128644856

IF I AM TO BECOME ZE EMPEROR

>>128645824
GOD-EMPEROR OF ALL MANKIND

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>>128646356

>Karl Franz
>God-Emperor
>of Mankind

Wrong game mate.

>>128646564
in End Times he ascends and become Sigmar though I doubt thats gonna be a feature of the meta in W:TW

>>128644420

You might need to try a book now.

>>128646972
>End times

Thank Morr.

>>128644420
Try history audiobooks, I personally recommend The Poison King.

>>128646972

>Warhammer 40k: Fantasy Edition
>Canon

fuck off GW shill

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"Do you enjoy sex?"

"Yes, I love Wessex"

Windows 10 has killed my Europa Barborum Alexander game, please help
I get a "direct x can't be be found" error

>>128648691
downgrade m8

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>>128628967
http://normancenturies.com/

twitch tv/totalwarofficial

STREAM STARTING.

MOD SPOTLIGHTS AND WARHAMMER GAMEPLAY.

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>>128648691
>he fell for the meme

>>128649134
>watching CA streams
should I close my adblock too? :^)

Three kingdoms is in english? How come no one told me?

God damn. Darren is so stupid. He's sometimes like an old man getting stuck for minutes on some minor thing in a computer.

>>128637278
Well I don't respect your opinion do fuck you
I came here to tell you that you're a faggot
Faggot

>>128613289
Is there any place to learn its lore or something? all those things about elves and chaos and stuff seem a bit interesting, although I dont really like its over the top grimdark 40k cousin

>>128654130
also will the game fit somewhere in the tabletops lore or these "end times" ive seen? Im kind of a lore autist when it comes to fantasy stuff

>>128654130
>>128654838

http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page

Here's where you can get everything on Age of Sigmar and Warhammer Fantasy lore.

>>128633603
>You will never face-fuck Advisor-chan while Old Man-kun narrates

>>128654838
8th edition before end times.

>>128655519
Why even live?

here we go lads and lasses.

Warhammer demo about to start on the official stream for anyone interested.

>>128656281
Link? Thanks btw.

Whats the name of the mod that is supposed to be the alternative to Darthmod for Empire TW familia?

>>128656828
LME or imperial splendour.

>>128646972

>in End Times he ascends and become Sigmar though

Not really.

He dies and Sigmar uses his body as a conduit to enter the physical world, Karl doesn't become Sigmar, Sigmar becomes Karl.

>>128654130

Age of Sigmarines is literal 40k clone. Before the end times it's much more lighthearted and unique.

>>128635729
Lahmians, combat-light, some minor magical ability focused around buffing. Ability to enlist human units in the undead army.

Blood Dragons, pure combat monsters, either a blender with normal units or an expert hero killer depending on the skill tree.

Von Carsteins, jack of all trades.

Necrarchs, MAGIC FOR DAYS

Strigori, focus on things like beasts and ghouls in an army. Extra moral damage because of how fucking scary they are.

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>>128656471
Can't seem to post without getting spam error
http://www twitch tv /totalwarofficial

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Who is this semen demon?

Grace is a proper qt.

>>128657946
I saw her first

>believing the total war series can be liked by women
are you some kind of lonely autist?

>>128658091
But anon, there are girls in this thread right now.

I think she's getting creeped out by all the twitch messages calling her cute.

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>>128658264
>implying

>>128658264
Oh no!

Is the framerate bad for you guys too?

>>128658710
It's a future
I mean
feature

>>128658710
Yeah kinda.

>>128658710
isn't that a twitch thing?

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>>128658264
No.

>>128658710

It's cinematic.

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New Waifu do not steal.

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This is stream is garbage.

>>128659091
already called dibs

>>128659114
link?

>>128659091
ALREADY STEALED AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

>>128659274
zelda

Screwed up big time

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>>128659271
>>128659353
Naa fuck off she's mine.

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>>128659091
Good. Because this one's mine.

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>>128659091
>>128659271
>>128659353
>>128659623

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>>128659623

I want /r9k/ to leave.

>>128659805
>I for one welcome our new spider overlords

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>>128660013
SHE DID A MEME

>She plays Tomb Kings.

my dick.

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>>128660127

>>128660215
I just want to eat her ass and see her shake and cum.

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>>128660391

>waifuing a northern labour monkey

You people have no shame or standards.

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>>128660493
>implying you wouldn't.

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>>128660493
>southern slime

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I hereby proclaim that Grace from CA is The Queen of /twg/

This decision is non negotionable

>>128660707
>>128660889

>fucking someone not related to you

Disgusted cornishman.jpg

>I dont like age of sigmar
BASED

>>128661273

Well I don't know a single person who isn't a GW employee or a retarded 40kiddo that would say they like Age of Sigmarines.

>>128661478
I enjoy how simple the game is, since you can just jump in without a fucking massive rulebook.

But then again I wish they hadn't replaced WHFB with it.

>>128661478

I love 40k and Fantasy and I fucking hate Sigmarines.

>Northern
>Tomb Kings trash.
>that fringe.
>that nose piercing.
>scowls when people call her pretty.
>browses reddit.

Your waifu is shit.

>>128661953
EAT HER ASS AND MAKE HER CUM

>>128661953
thats The Queen you're talking about!

>>128662283
She's the queen? I didn't vote for her!

>>128659689
I don't like her anymore, all she does is remind me of release day Rome II.

Plus her smile is forced as fuck, also she's american-italian, which is the shittest thing of all.

>>128662502
You dont vote for queens.

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Your game is confirmed shit fantasyfags.

Empire can only conquer other human and vampire cities and vice versa, Dwarves can only conquer other dwarves and greenskin cities and vice versa.

Where were you when the sandbox died?

>>128662807
Well, how'd she become queen, then?

>>128663136
proclamation.

>>128660493
>Implying I'm not an even more northern Labour monkey

You guys and /wtg/ are vying for shittiest thread at the moment.
Well, second shittiest thread, undertail general is still a thing.

>>128658710
TotalWarOfficial was talking to me in a twitch whisper channel, he said it's find on their end, so it must be the recording software.

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Damn it feels good to be a Jinete

>>128663136
The neckbeard of the board, his arms clad in the purest shimering fingerless gloves, held aloft the Warhammer from the bosom of the water. Signifying by divine providence that she, Grace from CA, was to carry the Warhammer.
That is why she is your queen!

>>128663552
Listen. Dirty neckbeards posting on imageboards distributing Warhammer is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical Chan ceremony.

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/twg/ PLS HALP

I'm buying an SSD and I don't know where to start. I've never had an SSD before so I'm just now joining the 21st century in that respect. Gotta be from amazon because I've got one-day prime, and I don't want to spend more than 100-130 bucks on it because I need to get an operating system too (Windows 7) which is really goddamn expensive. I'm done pirating it, never functions properly and I have a looming suspicion that they're all loaded with viruses that fuck your system anyway.

Any advice?

>>128664074
be QUIET

>>128661953
>>scowls when people call her pretty.
Shes just tsundere

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Jute huscarl piggus not so tough now

>>128664473
She can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some filthy tard threw Warhammer at her!

>>128664603
SHUT UP!

>shitposting
>memes
>sex with animals posting
>now irl waifu memeing
Either you die a good thread or your get bumped enough to become a new /kspg/

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>>128660493
>not being a northern labour great ape

>>128664678
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some smelly fedora had lobbed Warcraft at me, they'd put me away!

>>128664789
SHUT UP!
WILL YOU SHUT UP?

>>128660493
>not grinding up red pills and mixing them with her food
>not being a good husband and getting her wasted on wine every night, where you give her a redpill along with pain reliever in the morning
>not slowly bringing the word of God-Emperor Trump and his Prophet Farage into her life

>>128664904
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

>>128665083
SHUT UP!

>>128665180
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Probably going to go with a Samsung 850 evo 250gig unless anyone has a better idea.

>>128665245
Bloody peasant!

>>128663358
>implying twg is even close to becoming the shittiest
ebin

>>128665409
Ooh, what a giveaway!

>>128663082
This is a massive shift thats going to make the game much worse, but everyone's sperging about some 3DPD instead.

>>128668449
It should only take a quick db tweak to fix, plus until the full blog post we don't actually know the full details of it.

>>128668904
shill, please

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Any mods that lessen tower damage to friendly units in Attila? my towers are probably responsible for 40% of my casualties in fort battles

>>128637792
It's Rexxar. You guys are retards. Remember, Warhammer copied Warcraft after all.

>>128669259
>people who reserve judgement until they know the full information about the subject are shills.

ok bud.

>Hannibal would live the rest of his life in exile, never to return to Carthage
>Scipio and his family became the targets of Roman Senators who were jealous of his popularity

Scipio and Hannibal... had hard lives.

What's the best religion to go for as ERE?

Also are the Church techs that disable legacy tech worth researching?

>>128670030
Latin Christianity, which is the true faith.
Only stick with Greek Christianity if you want those research bonuses.

>>128669372
Yes, the get fucking good scrub mod, I highly recommend it.

>>128670710
thank you anon, that was truly helpful.

anyone else?

>>128671101
Yeah anon you could use the google it mod. Its really good

I got 2 days to play without interruption.
feeling like playing some shogun 2 or FotS.
Anyone got any suggestions on what to play?

>>128671237
Play the newest call of duty with all the dlc

>>128671101
check on steam workshop, there are plenty of arrow tower nerf mods present

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>tfw you manage to scrape a victory in a battle so intense that you have to close the game and take a break afterwards because you're completely drained
I should have started playing TW sooner. This is amazing.

Sooooo....

I just reinstalled Rome II and I was wondering what mods I should install.

>>128671962
Congrats, now that you're hooked every intense battle from now on will crash after you've won

>>128672050
DEI

>>128663082
what exactly is the reasoning for this? seems pretty crazy to me

>>128672216
what are the advantages of DeI over Radious?

>>128672391
Historical accuracy

>>128670405
What bonus does Latin Christianity give?

Also is the Greaco-Roman paganism sanitation bonus worth it?

>>128672391

There have been numerous undisputable masterpieces in total war modding, such as the strikingly realistic classic Europa Barbarorum or its medieval counterpart Stainless Steel. Radious mod will not join their ranks; its surface is too generic, its presentation too provocative and its messages too obscure. Its take on the abysmal is an illumination in one person’s despair, but a paroxysm of another’s perversion. It will remain underground – treasured by the most avant-garde among intellectuals for its edifying if horrifying insight into the fundaments of human morality. Philistines and self-proclaimed critics alike will shun Radious mod, but you can’t fault them for that. It takes wisdom to appreciate its subtleties, and courage to side with the unpopular opinion. Sed domi maneas paresque nobis novem continuas fututiones.

>>128672391
Historical Accuracy
More Challenging
Each faction plays much more uniquely
Better General skill trees
Supply line system

>>128672708
Sounds like what I want, is there the common issue of just steam rolling in the late game?

>>128672518

>What bonus does Latin Christianity give?

You got meme'd. WRE should stick with latin and ERE with Greek.

>Also is the Greaco-Roman paganism sanitation bonus worth it?

Nope since Romans have the best secular sanitation bulidings in the game. GR paganism is only used by scrubs who cannot survive early game. By mid game the fact that churches raise your public order by a shitton while not consuming any of your ever decreasing food makes christianity superior.

>>128670030

>Also are the Church techs that disable legacy tech worth researching?

Yes. The first one disables useless buildings and by the time you start researching later ones you should already have those buildings in your main provinces.

>>128637792
chaos sorcerer

>>128671227
>>128671472
I only find mods there that make towrers more op. Oh well get gud I guess

>>128672219
We don't know the reasoning until the blog post is released.

>>128672518
Latin Christianity gives +1 religious influence to all of your provinces. Because Latin Christianity is the true faith, and all will convert.

Is going mainly naval/piracy viable in Rome 2? Going on rape and pillage campaigns across Japan in Shogun 2 was some of the most fun I've had in the Total War series.

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How did I never realize that there are wonders in this game

>>128663082
We don't know enough about how this works to judge it yet. All we know for certain is that no race can conquer and colonise every single region.

And I don't see that as a gamebreaker. It all depends on how the victory and quest conditions are handled. After all, you can't conquer any regions as the Huns in Attila, and the horde system added a new dynamic to the campaign. This may or may not do the same. I don't agree with the 'it's different so it must be bad!' approach. That's stupid, especially with so little info.

>>128676434
desu I'm sick now of all the panic and arguments going on around this feature. Joey said the blog post is coming, but it's taking fucking forever.

>>128675908
CA's wise decision to scrape away the wonders pop ups that used to be rome 1.

>>128675615

go with the balkan tribe that has a trait for it.

>>128673817
Something tells me its gonna be about the different ways the settlements are set up compared to each other, maybe orc and dwarf settlements are more alike than human or vamp ones. Sounds kinda lame though

>>128678813
There's probably a good reason for it / not as bad as we think. They've been constantly talking about how they're trying to fit Warhammer around the sandbox style of Total War.

>>128678945
Hello CA.

>>128680950
>You must be constantly negative, otherwise you are shill.

t.

>>128681012
Oh look guys CA defence forces have arrived,

>>128678813
>>128676434
Why would CA want to introduce options to make new settlements in regions? It makes the late game casual as fuck when you have six stacks of armies, unlimited wealth and hundreds of regions to manage. Having to make the most of those regions you control to overcome whoel other factions is going to present more of a challenge than in Rome 2 or Attila.

>>128681169
Must be tough being constantly bitter mate, you want to talk?

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sp0oOpy

>>128682341
As intended

>>128675908
It'd the main reason I always rush greece in R2, it's got a fairly bullshit collection of them.

Can't wait to put this on for TW:WH in a decisive battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stWae6r7Blw

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103 days left boys

>>128690108
103 days sounds like fucking forever, 4 months sounds much better.

>>128688190
I was actually just listened to what I had planned for Vampire battles actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RzA_Oomra8

>>128690108
What's everyone gonna play first?

Dwarfs here, gonna enjoy mowing down greenskins en masse with arty and handgunners.

>>128691472
Empire for my first run, gonna unite the kingdoms of man under my banner, and fuck up the vampires, and chaos ofc

>>128691472
I rolled a die and got VC. I really wanna see their roster already.

Why did the DaC team feel the need to redo the already-fine voices? They really do sound awful.

>>128691472
Torn between Sigvald (land in Bretonnia and work outwards to Altdorf), Azhag (Work to put Vampires in command of the Empire, turning the rest of the world into a wasteland) or Ungrim (Evil, try to ally with Chaos, destroy humanity).

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it's ogre I got cataphracts

Why are people sperging out over the occupation limitations? If done well, it sounds like a great choice that makes different factions play vastly differently, like how Huns can never settle.

Also, going by what was said in the stream, it's not as restrictive as people say it is.

Dwarfs are the most restrictive, since they can only expand by taking Dwarf holds from other dwarfs or from other races that have taken over. Their whole campaign focuses on creating a united Dwarven Empire. It actually sounds like a fun challenge, since any real economic growth will only happen after taking holds, and you have to manage to maintain a disjointed Empire.

Greenskins are beastly savages, and so can only take other Orc encampments and Dwarf hold since their basically just ornate caves .

Humans can probably take over anywere as long as they can survive there, so no holds since they would have to live underground and don't know about subterranean agriculture like Dwarfs, and the Badlands are dead regions were agriculture to support cities can't happen.

Vampire counts will probs be able to take just about everything (except maybe the badlands)

I've talked to people that act like this shit completely railroad you, even though it only restriction occupation options, and has nothing to do with faction relations or with who or when you can go to war and shit.

>tfw AI rome dies in every r2 campaign I play

I'm mad, I don't want to fight illyrian tribes I want the big eagle

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>>128695901
>playing Sigvald

Archaon is gonna have the sickest quests for the chaos artefacts although hopefully you can choose between Dorghar and the chaos dragon.

>>128698035
CA have said you can switch between mounts at will, so yeah whatever you want.

I imagine there a good reason to use Dorghar above the dragon though.

>>playing Sigvald.

I'm curious to see what quests he's got to him, i'm blank on what they could do.

why does everyone shit on rome 2 and atilla's cavalry charges

in med2 maybe the first two ranks on the receiving side of the charge only get distorted

So what does everyone think of arena?

>>128698190
probably a quest for each realm of slaanesh: paedophilia, rape, incest and scat.

>>128697954
In my games Rome usually lives but doesn't ever get out of Italy. Carthage otoh never survives and Syracuse usually blobs all over the place. I even saw them on the Arabian Peninsula once.

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>>128698864

>nig tribes kill carthage
>generic celts kill rome
>have to face an annoying eastern faction late game

>>128698737

dropped it after ~10 games
total war doesn't work well that way in my opinion

>>128699135
I was Baktria in that particular game so I got to be the annoying eastern faction. Galatia also managed to devour both the Sillykids and the Macedonians.

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Shitfuck I hate these island cunts they always get big
Legendary Aizu yo. let's see how this goes

>>128698864
In DeI's newer version, Rome dominates. I was playing a Pontos campaign and after securing the black sea, Rome had blobbed everywhere from spain to dacia to carthage and gaul. I wish I still have screenshots but I had to wipe my HD.

Maybe you guys should try the new DeI, it's changed a lot since that asshole made his le hammer .webm

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>>128699374
BANZAI, BITCHES

>>128696570
>Egypt faction
>It's just a bunch of Greeks

Are you kidding me, CA?

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>>128699534
sweet jesus they don't stand a chance. White tigers keeping the line infantry busy while all these katanas cut down everything in their path.

>>128699374
They don't "get" big, they start big. They start with 5 provinces.

>>128699486

Nice try but no.

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>>128699735
One short battle later

Why has the Karlomann DLC Mixed review on steam. Is it good ? Is it worth the 15$ or should I wait for sale ?

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>tfw you meet another blobbing empire and they offer you a defensive alliance

coldwar.exe

>>128700285
Because it's yet another Germanocentric DLC when we could have DLC focused on the East. The Eastern Roman (True Roman) Empire and Islamic Caliphates are more interesting than more Germans!

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>>128700448
>razing my way through europe as the huns
>barbars form celtic NATO in gaul with like a dozen different nations

>>128700591

I want more slavs because I'm a slav.

Not even ashamed just salty that the last time I got my nationalistic itch scratched was LME for Poopan.

>>128699306
>Galatia
In eveyr game, either them or Armenia loses their home lands conquering some place that doenst even share a border, and then they blob
>Play Roma
>Galatians have taken Mesopotamia while the sillykids took the original Galatian lands temporarily until Egypt took it from them
god R2 gets some border hell a lot

>>128701445
>living out nationalist fever dreams in video games
cancer killing the industry desu

>>128701589
>living out eternal and total war dreams in video games
cancer killing the industry desu

>>128701589
Living out nationalistic fever dreams is the only way I can make sure the IRA dominates the world.