Last time on /ss13g/
>who gives a shit
>it's always unfunny
>What is Space Station 13?
>New player guide
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
>Public server list
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
>tfw your office decked out with jukebox and booze-o-mat gets blown up
>tfw the braindead slut you have stripped nude and buckled to a chair dies instantly
I love shit like this
I live/work in small town Texas, my shifts aren't demanding and there's rarely any darkies to oppress that stick around long enough to get an undeserved speeding ticket
>productivity is best
>brig gets blown up
>We fucking go check
>Everything goes to shit
Hate it when Captains decide that the second a tile gets blown off it's shuttle calling.
>a typical round of shitcurity with the good ol' greytiders that litter that hallway with the shitcurity graffiti
>somehow end up wanted for "spraying lube at arrivals"
>HoS has no idea who changed my criminal status and no one has a shred of evidence that I even did any such thing
>All I did was follow orders and this is what I get
>Shitcurity gets what they deserve and gets blown to shit
>Maybe 20 minutes later get turned into a traitor with the single objective of capturing the CMO's suit and getting away with it on the shuttle
>CMO leaves his locker unlocked and I break in and not a single soul investigates
>Complete everything I need to do and sit around trying to figure out if I should press my luck and try to do some cool shit or no
>Decide that I'm a pussy and just sit out in space waiting for the shuttle
>Get bored and want to go back in
>All the airlocks are electrified
>try to break in through window
>some fuck head in a R.I.P.ley mech fucks my whole round up by launching me into space at an immeasurable speed
>Had literally no reason to do such a thing other than, its a prank bro
The heartless villain Crackface Man and his stereotype henchmen used as his shadowy hand for his corrupt police force will be the doom of all citizens of /vg/station.
NONE CAN STOP US
Does anybody have the doom webm of the banana peel or the airlock?
Nice to see you back in action Doomguy. I love how you can finally get a sense of hallway scale now. And security can just look out the window to check the state of the bridge.
We might have to get toggleable blinds like Goon ;)
>tfw you're the only sane one of a crew of incompetent shitcurity.
Oh boys what an amazing round
>see that AI was tator, non-malf
>already did its objective, tells us to just be shitty borgs nao
>start doing slow repairs in blown up brig
>Marcos Ali emags me and another borg
>AI realizes we've been emagged and tells us that he wants to help the tator any way it can
>we (the emagged borgs) get found out and rebuilt
>since the AI now wants to help Marcos, we're still helping him without being emagged
>I PM Marcos to tell him his cover is blown
>total confusion among the roboticists as to what's happening
>some guy in robotics even sends me a message to convince me that, by law 1, I should avoid getting emagged again
10/10 would play again
>playing medbay last round
>things go into full swing
>guy gibbed in cloning pod, permanantly posses that corner screaming
>tator doses all of medbay in creatine, nearly kills all of us
>maintence getting sealed off
>bodies piling up
>sec officer eating bloodpacks especially the O-
>warn him to stop, tell the HoS
>comes back later to eat more
>cut off his limbs, hes A+ and completely useless for blood
>keep him alive for as long as possible trying to drag him through the burning halls to the shuttle
There were no Admins on to save us from this hell.
>be sec tator
>emag some borgs
>steal some guns
>some bartender bitch kept wanting to RP with me like i was some tsundere faggot
>she gets fucked when the brig explodes
>im right there next to her
>people near, pretend to pull and save
>pretend to fail
>she flies like four tiles
>left her to die in hallways, or med, i dont remember
>later she PDA me about me saving him and thanks and shitty retarded rp crap
>tell borgs to kill her if they can
>later she ask if she can invite me a drink
>"i guess the drink is on me"
>blow her fucking face with a shotgun
>found sawbones with laser guns and knives
>fuck it i already failed
>kill hop and everyone i can
>still happy i killed some retarded rp faggot pretending to be a grill online
>objective complete 5 minutes in
>tell borgs to not outright murder, not destroy the station, and be as shit as possible and have fun being the borgs they always wanted to be.
>follow EVERY order and be as helpful as possible.
>lead heads and sec on wild good chase of evidence
>set random sec records to arrests with bogus notes
>screw with telecomms
>repeatedly fuck with the cyro freezer
>once I realize borgs got emagged tell them to let their masters know I will help them anyway I can and to follow their orders even if they are reset or rebuilt.
>be completely obnoxious with atmos
>repeatedly tell heads the station was perfectly fine, regardless of being beyond fucked and in chaos.
>eventually let the borgs just fuck everything up to their heart's content.
>All of this along with the combined weight of the borgs demantling, cutting wires, sealing and shocking certain doors.
Validhunting assistants and heads finding out who was still slaved and just letting the borgs know if they are emagged that I will help their master in any way I can, their master's let them confirm it pretty much.
This is an urgent message
the three players playing as doctors last round knew nothing of how to do their job
You couldn't handle the random rotation, now chew on weighted vote.
Those airlocks were vanishing real damn quick for it to be anything but the borg RCD. Then it was pulling fucking teeth to get anyone to give a shit about EMAGGED BORGS NIGGA.
Good to see you too, anon. Yeah, one of the nice things is the extra immulsion added by the fact that you don't have a birds-eye view. It makes several aspects of the game much more tactical in nature.
Blinds should be pretty easy, it's just an animated on/off texture. I'm more interested in porting in some of Goon's chems/wizzer spells/traitor items.
and the adventure zone
>Dirk Bradholme has attacked Frank Epperson with circular saw!
>no idea who dirk or frank are
>no indication on-screen of anything happening
>need to mouseover everyone in the shuttle to try to find out who dirk is
>watching cameras/be AI
>see guy standing next to lying guy
>have to watch the camera for 10 seconds and see if more blood appears in order to be able to tell if he's attacking him or not
It's so fucking stupid, especially given that you're supposedly watching it happen.
>but it looks bad!
I don't think anything better can feasibly be done in BYOND. Few things about this game are pretty anyways. It's not like it's a flair change just for show, either.
Disclaimer: this is the old, depopulated Box map which is missing objects and geometry in a looot of places. It's useful for testing, though.
>Icemoon in First Person
>Make it into the research outpost
>Creepy, bloody blurry furred thing that is barely visible through the fog and darkness runs past the window
>Take the elevator down to the ice caves
>Can't see shit, light a flare
>Hear the clattering of ice spiders in the distance
>Cautiously investigating the ice caves
>Suddenly a howl pierces the air
>Pic related barrels out of the darkness
>Ambient light from the laser shots illuminate further down the corrider
>You can see dozens more with stained mouths and glistening eyes sprinting towards your group
FUCKKKK DUUUDE I wish the goons would play ball.
At some point soon I'll show off the weapon lighting effects. They're nothing special, but they're maxicomfy when the lights aren't on. And yeah, the FPV means that a lot of situations get extremely tense very quick. Which is good, since it encourages that trademark SS13 sense of absolute paranoia much more than "ayy ragecage".
Although the rage cage also has its time and place, relax.
It was. Everyone on the server hates Camille.
She gets chemical implants of overpowered chems to instantly heal her, telescopic shield to block tasers, reactive teleport armor, the stimpacks that miners get to recover from stuns, the whole armory in her backpack, all access, medkits, and the hand teleporter,
She then brags about how "robust" she is.
>construct lightswitches in main hallway
>turn off light
>everybody bitches at engineering thinking power is running out
>turn off my dedicated pocket flashlight, equip laser tag equipment, shoot people from the dark and watch them panic
That's one way to do it, but because of the relatively low resolution of the mostly non-fractional map units it's a bit sketchy, which is the same reason the hitboxes are pretty simply implemented at the moment. Current item pickup functionality is vanilla, as in, run-over, with a couple of testing weapons that can be picked up with +use, stored independently, and equipped. At some point I'll do a complete overhaul of the equipment system, but right now it's better to focus elsewhere because the whole inventory/storage aspect is going to be one of the big challenges to tackle in general.
There are, worst of all there are people who unironically play on Bay.
Those are the ones you need to look out for.
They won't kill ya, but they'll fag the place up and make it less fun for everyone else.
they dress like a sexy nurse so they can garner attention from others, even if it is by pretending to be a girl
its less of mommy issues i think and more of attention seeking and homosexuality
>constantly hear that bay is dead
>can't help but think how shitty it must be for every bay coder that your code becomes abandoned now
>check their github, there are still people coding and still people opening bug reports
I don't know what to think.
you might wanna watch medbay a bit more closely anon, because catherine isnt the only person who picks the nurse title
and im talking about the people who pick female and then run around in the tubetop nurse dress doing fuck all
>CMO on wild ride
>get cryo with team
>place some people in it
>check cryo after another patient dies
>IT WAS FILLED WITH SULFURIC ACID.
>mfw detective traitor
>mfw my dream of killing sec trespassers came trew
>mfw getting revenge
>mfw killing people and saying they were monsters
>mfw not even the sec officer said my job or name in comms
>all that delicious murder
>then i fucked up in the shuttle trying to take on terrel
I lost you at the very end space chef.
I saw you take down skeleton, but everyone was like "YEah it was monster"
And then Alien but that's not my business.
Thought you were doing something sneaky though. You and the librarian.
>That clown who walked up to you and said, "HEY I FOUND A WAY OFF THE STATION!"
Rubber ducky suicides
wat happens if you suicide with the bike horn? can't test rn
>every Vox is female now
This would worry me but then I remembered that everyone on /vg/ is gay.
I was one of the first but my character was nothing other than a joke I hoped to get lynched for existing.
But now all others are.
At least weird paramedics and IAAs don't flirt with that character anymore.
Unfortunately, people get banned for lynching vox.
Sad, isn't it? Maybe admins need keep their noses out of the affairs of inter-species conflicts, kind of like out in a safari.
>following your tator objectives
What's your next brilliant post going to be: having med RP?
I saw an engineer without a satchel last shift and was confused for a minute because I was wondering why their sprite was so big
>people who don't use satchels, especially in sec or engineering
>tfw no hippie duffelbags
>whisper "avenge me" while in crit
>only the mime hears me
>farts on me for a solid 5 minutes in maint
>feeds me to a catatonic assistant
>farts on the last burger made from my meat
>blows his own head off
That'll teach that fucking mime to murder me.
But I like my security backpack, it looks like it has a radio antenna in a real sci-fi.
When my friend played people would always hit on her and basically beg for ERP. It got to the point where she just had a collage made in paint of her bluntly and casually rejecting people.
Probe is still "around" - I see him actively on Steam and he makes a rare post once in a while on Github. He's clearly just taking a break.
Pain is right that it started about a month ago though.
I can look up "first seen" and "last seen" with the pomf tools, Probe last connected sometime mid December.
Breaks are good. Breaks are life.
I might take one later this month.
Mate, pick whatever you feel like, just read about your duties first, especially when it comes to silicon laws: try to get it into your head that your laws are to be followed, no matter what, new players seem to forget that often
Thank Christ because trying to get someone to hand over their ID so they can have their access removed was a nightmare.
But wait does this mean if the Clown gets all access you can remove it without having to catch him?
>you will never knock rail out with chloral
>you will never drag her unconscious body to dorms
>you will never surgically remove her limbs with stolen medical equipment
>you will never suit her up with lasertag equipment
>you will never hold her there until round end, tagging her whenever she tries to move
>you will never beat rail within an inch of her life
>you will never hear rail scream and beg for mercy
>you will never watch tears run down her beak as she cowers in the corner afraid of what you're going to do to her next
>you will never
slit rail's throat and space her corpse. what'd you THINK this spoiler was gonna say, you perv?
Everything was looking fine after I transformed back into judah but then the AI narked on me. What clothing was the same that tipped you off AI? Because I swapped my clothing before swapping back.
Doesn't work that way.
The demotion fax gets you a demotion chip, which you then need to get a head ID to modify, and then apply the chip to the demote's ID, which will permanently block the ID's access to areas, and prevent the access being readded.
Getting demoted remotely and access removed would be adminbus (and shitty one at that).
I was transformed as judah before I went into disposals. Im not mad just curious why you didnt say hair, the hair was a dead give away. Either way some dude was going into the room I walked out of and there were husks in there so I was boned either way,
As much as I don't like bringing shit that'll trigger people here, did Randy completely abandon Lifeweb?
I know why the forum got twarted, and I know he kept hosting for a while but I can't find any info on what's the current status of it since everyone prefer to yap their mouth about how shocking a virtual fuck mechanic is.
I'm just curious about how it is right now man.
Sorry to try and force the matter, but I'm looking for stuff to change and fix on robotic limbs and organs.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7627 if you want to discuss there, or reply to this post with your qualms. Gonna compile problems and complaints to poke at to try and make robotic replacements not a complete downside.
>mfw Megido spamming and taking out all random encounters in one turn without resistance
I thought this game was supposed to be hard? Yeah. I'm god. I'm SARCA. You'd know me if you posted on the SS13 thread. I'm a living legend.
ATLAS KEKS BTFO. SMTFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>How can a person manage only playing one round or 2 a day
You're talking a 3-5 hour time investment there, you tell me. People like Yred who play for like 18 hours a day scare me.
>realize i only ever get to play maybe 5 rounds a day at most
why is this game so time consuming
you never ever remember any rounds other than the really good ones
why are we playing
Because it's a fun game and unlike 98% of this shitty website I don't hold this misplaced baggage and catholic guilt about everything I say and do.
How about when you get old your existence will be painful because you lived an extremely unhealthy life and you will be filled with regret that you wasted your youth playing a shitty anime job simulator for more than half of a day.
You sound like a fucking forty year old woman. I think you've got bigger issues than occasionally playing a videogame.
>Get the hacked DL
>Grief minorly on servers (Not vg of course)
>Get into debates about admins when they hand out minor punishments
>Make them waste time until they perma me
There is no sadistic satisfaction equal to this form of righteous grief on kidmins. Colonial is full on paranoid rn.
testing hypothermia on the test server, byond://ss13.undo.it:7770 - join it and ahelp any bugs you find. There are no specific rules, just don't be a dick. Read the PR https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/7516 for an idea of what you're meant to be experiencing.
Pretty decent, though a decent portion of the playerbase could stand improvement.
Used to be good, but now it's pretty much all just greytiding powergamers.
Three hour shifts of nothing happening except to a select few people, not my cup of tea.
Pretty nifty features, terrible playerbase.
I guess it's fun for the five people who play on it.
Haven't played on the rest.
But at the end of the day they kinda earned it: the circlejerk.
I'll admit when I started I HATED you insufferable cunts, but unlike the kidmins on other servers, you are adults. Grown adults, hooked to this shitty server on a shitty role-playing game that is so fundamentally flawed it requires constant adminship to ensure bad eggs cant fuck it up (which they can always do anyway). Your knowledge of the game is impeccable, and choosing to dedicate your free time not on productive aspects of life (or even funner aspects), but on attending to this mess with an optimistic, non-destructive approach, is commendable.
I'm sure others feel the same way, the game isn't the same. I've rolled every antag, done every job, every strat. Updates briefly relight the flame but it just burns less and less after each time. It all becomes bland, but the one thing that is always worth it, is destroying everything. It's shattering the IC illusion and making power-tripping kidmins see just how fragile their authority and ego truely are. Tripping mary sues and shaving them as a service borg. Wiring engine directly into grid as an engi and smugly knowing admins can't touch me. Playing the fool when caught until they figure it out, then cloning my vm.
But that's universal, griefing and its pleasures, I should probably move on to doing it to other games. Good luck brothers.
You know, that issue could be prevented just as easily by paying more attention to what's going on. If you need that much time to determine if the guy lying down in a pool of his own blood has been attacked, you should stay the fuck away from sillycone roles.
>Space is no longer cold.
I don't know if that makes me happy or sad.
While space is technically 'cold' as in the ambient temperature outside of direct radiation is around absolute zero, you cannot conduct, or have convection currents draw heat away due to the lack of matter so only radiation applies for heat transfer.
You can still have evaporative cooling which could cause frost in normally moist areas, such as the mouth, throat and lungs (or sweaty skin), this wouldn't cause you to freeze solid or freeze to death but could still cool you to some degree.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT SHITTY FUCKING GAME
Nobody wants to fucking play your stupid fucking port, samefag. FPS SS13 will NEVER fucking work:
>Too hard to do shit out of sight
>easy to code/easy to make new graphics
Are all impossible with your shitty fucking game. So fuck off fag.
Minimize casualties is actually tied to a mob-side var, it's just so unlikely to work properly given all the things you can do to indirectly kill someone that the whining in round-end OOC is the only way to know if it's greentext or redtext
Nobody will play a retarded version where there's no RNG to put everybody on the same skill level. Some people will dominate because they nolife quake 3 and can snipe you 5000 miles away with a laser pistol. you remove all of the fun and skill with that shit.
Mesons would work easily. Just make all walls semi-transparent.
Because doom renders on a raycasting system, this could then be used to hide objects that are blocked by a wall and bam. Mesons in 3D
Yeah, I forgot about a clothed scenario where you would overheat due to the insulation of the clothes.
I think space isn't nerfed much as he increased the pressure damage, whether that will balance the removal of coldness remains to be seen.
You didn't know this?
>After celts changes you can no longer spacewalk with bicard, an oxygen tank and a chili
can we just deadmin that faggot already? he's removing all of the charm and emergent mechanics for his retarded adventure zone map that nobody wants but him and a few others.
more bicard doesn't increase healing rate. The new damage rate kills you faster than you can metabolize bicard.
Seriously though, celt, fuck off with your retarded features. Nobody fucking likes you, you mickey faggot.
Black and Tan nuke ops costumes when?
So use bicard, tricord, and Doctor's Delight
And I like how you assume that the people not talking about it are all on your side
The fact is, most of the features Celt is changing were voted on by the server
During fucking lowpop.
Seriously, I'm getting real tired of these "Well the server voted on it" and there are only like 10 or so votes.
What's the peak playercount again? Oh yeah in the high 60s?
10 votes is clearly a good representation of the community's opinion! Well done celty boy, you are making the queen so proud.
Here's a thing, most people just don't fucking vote.
>About 6 votes on the round end vote for which map
And people complain when it rolls defficiency because nobody else voted box.
I mean yes
The number of votes changes the margin of error but has no effect on whether or not the poll is representative
If you can show that the people who play lowpop generally have a different opinion from the ones who play highpop, you'd have a point, but the number of votes alone doesn't mean anything.
>NO ONE WANTS THIS FEATURE WAAAAH
>Actually it was polled and the majority voted in favor
>DOESN'T COUNT IT WAS LOWPOP WAAAAH
Most of the votes (that I've participated in, at least) were when there were at least 40 people on the server. Just accept the fact that your opinion is not in the majority and quit your bitching.
Working on spiders to stress-test the mob logic. They're basically done outside of webbing/cocooning.
You sound mad, anon. Why don't you like the idea of an alternative perspective on spess?
Mesons is one thing that's hard to do right without changing underlying engine logic because of how Doom categorizes different types of walls. There are a couple of hacks that can be done to somewhat mimic it, but they aren't very pretty to look at code-wise.
You assume I'm trying to develop a twitch shooter with SS13 skins. I'm doing a lot of tweaks to Doom's native player/weapon handling in order to make skill a factor, but not the only one. Let's take unarmed combat into consideration as an example - would you rather have bullshit like the current rand(punch, kick) or something that can take into account several degrees of freedom, velocity, and non-tilelocked movement? Nobody's telling you to stop playing BYOND SS13, so I recommend you stay there if you don't like fun. I'm trying to add some of the original uncertainty and paranoia back into the game instead of what we have now where basically every single player on every server knows the entire game by heart and thus ends up either powergaming or complaining about powergaming.
Because the engine has been worked on through several source ports almost 20 years at this point, whereas Wolf3D has nowhere near the open-source support that the former has. Sure, it has some neat features like movable walls and a mostly grid-based map, but the former is possible in ZDoom-family ports through polyobjects and the latter can be simulated with enough processing power. There's also the fact that the engine has been polished enough to allow thousands of actors at once, in multiplayer, on servers approaching 64 players at the moment. As long as you have a decent server, that is.
Check your metaclub privilege.
I'm saying you need to take the bad with the good. We need the assholes here, so we can feel good when we beat them upside the head with a toolbox, instead of with a hugbox.
Anytime an AI insinuates they're going braindead or AFK, at least 50% of the time it's just code word for "An antag just told me to shut up and I'm about to be subverted :)" or "I just got subverted, haha look at you fools thinking I'm AFK while I'm doorcrushing the RD :)"
Pretty alright to awful depending on who's there
good like 5 years ago before the furfags showed up
Alright a gorrillion years ago, has some neat shit in the code, playerbase shit the bed
Like bay but without the quality in the past
Pretty mediocre to horrible but probably one of the better pubs
Here be underagefags
Great when it's alive. Cool shit in the code.
>be a scientist
>other scientist MIA
>do all of the research. all of the borging
>other scientist shows up after enough research and materials are there to build himself an AEG
>the population is too low for anyone to care
How do you deal with these faggots?
Why do we keep around the most OP and broken gamemode.
Let's just list the things wrong with vampire
>jaunt costs zero blood to use
>blink costs zero blood to use
>return to life uses all of your blood, but you can return to life with 0 blood, why it doesn't cost a set amount of blood is fucking beyond me.
>glare goes through everything, even glasses and a riot helmet and uses ZERO BLOOD
>if you manage to get a vampire down he has FIVE powers that he can use to get away, or stun the person near him, all costing zero blood. (glare, hypnotize, jaunt, blink, screech, which stuns EVERYONE AND BREAKS ALL WINDOWS, YET COSTS
What is the point of blood if nothing uses it?
Who coded this?
Who thought this was alright?
It is wizard with infinite regen
If you are the slightest bit robust, and powergame a hardsuit, riot shield, and a gun you are literally un-killable. Unless someone suicide bombs you.
Vampire used to be balanced because all his powers cost blood, then Velard removed the blood cost on all the powers once unlocked
It seemed like a good idea at the time, maybe Vampire was too young a round type to foresee what the players would make of it once they figured their shit out
>be borg during vampire
>me and the sec borg stalking maint to find the vampire
>find him in a room in a corner somewhere, harmbaton until he jaunts out
>find him again and harmbaton him again, he just jaunts right out
>announce on radio that the captain is a vampire and on the loose
>me and the secborg both blown, he immediately suicides
>get my MMI put in another body, pick the same name for fun
>figure he's still somewhere around science
>make it known again over radio that there's a vampire
>camping RD's office waiting for him to jaunt in
>my MMI is in robotics again
>get another body, figure i'll pick the same name again just to spite the vampire, camp RD's office again
>Plasmaman[Janitor]: Hey borg, i'm stuck in bridge! Please help me out!
>i know doing it will get me killed, but i have to
>let him out, i walk right he walks left
>janitor crosses paths with my MMI, i loudly complain about asimov
>puts my MMI in robotics, unbolts the borg console in RD and walks away
>the thrall walks over
>"Hey, you were the borgs, right?"
>"N-no, we're just your regular MMI!"
>took 5 tries to space my MMI
>MMI lands on the DJ station, figure i'll just ghost and observe
>see a gorillion adamantine runes in xenobio, the mime now has an army he leads to the bridge
>i'm one of few golems that actually follow him into the bridge
>somebody bombed the bridge to get rid of the vampire
who turned out to not be the vampire in the end
that's enough spess for me
these polls don't ever reflect the real underlying issues, for instance if it (accurately) stated that the vote yes would make medbay living hell, I'm sure more people would be opposed. rather, the votes take a super shallow, cursory, and frankly inaccurate account of what the changes will actually do for gameplay.
the vote you normally see:
>new, better, and objectively superior temperature system?
>3. meme option
>fucking ruining everything when?
>2. bend over
>3. still a meme option
Yeah, the polls for the mancrowave were biased as fuck, but not the other ones
And by the way the problem you have with cryo was changed long ago
People are no longer ejected at temperatures that kill
TEMPS THAT KILL
WOULD YOU CRYO ME
WITH NO CLONE MIX
IT MAKES ME BELIEVE
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
CANT WASH THIS BLOOD OFF OUR HANDS
LET THE STATION FEAR US ALL
PLEASE LET IT END
OUR SALVATION LIES
IN THE CLONER ROOM
>retarded fucking race
Name one space race that isn't stupid as fuck
Take it from me, I've been on BYOND for over a decade, and BYOND has ALWAYS had either 15 year old or 25 year old Admins in every game, and both get equally mad and ban happy once a shitstorm brews.
The 15 year olds use the banhammer as the final word in and it causes players to go WHAT THE FUCK in mass panic, while the 25 year olds try talking it out before they dish out the banhammer, only to look like an ass about it to the players in the end.
There's no winning as an Admin. Either be an admin in name only and not ban anyone, or live a debaucherous life of ERP and insanity like you're Caligula, ruling the server with an iron fist.
>an admin said this was valid
No really, i would legit like to know what caused this to be valid. There were no un-listed laws here other than another error law that said shadow people were not human. (i was not a shadow person)
I'm not entirely certain what's happening, what is a "Disabler Beam"?
I assume you're Cash Kashe
No laws seem to disregard your human status nor would override your order, so I'm going to say no. Some servers have a rule where all laws are equal to one another, so I don't know.
Slow shitposting day on singulo?
Disablers just deal stamina damage, which slows you and makes you fall over. They're better than tasers most of the time.
>shitposting on a dead imageboard
no thanks senpai
>EMPing yourself as a Silicon using Chemistry
"Excuse me, can you load these uranium sheets in the grinder for me? Thanks a lot."
"I hope you or anybody else in the vicinity don't have any mechanical organs."
"Be right back, EMPing myself for fun."
Only adding that clause because if I add this and don't get the admins to hunt down for silicon shitlers who stand at the Singularity PA window to get their free ion law valids, they will abuse it to hell and back
Oh god that was the funniest nukeop round I have ever been in.
We totally failed because of the rest of the team. And none of it at any point was my fault.
>Okay guys I will carry the teleport beacon on me and you guys can come in like a trojan horse from the teleporter okay?
>Some asshole pushed someone in early
>PLAN B OH GOD GO IN LOUD
>Admin who was on team told me I was the last one left
>HE JUST GAVE A NUKEOP ALL ACCESS, THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>Get an atmospheric rigsuit and make a white air canister empty it, then attach it to TEG hotloop.
>Break into captains office he was in
>Welding tool it open
>HAHAHAHA I JUST WON, FUCK NANOTRA-
>Last team mate teleports in
Lost my shit when he gave you all access.
I remember a nukeop round where an op set up a bomb in the holodeck and yelled "HELP TRAITOR IN HOLODECK" and the HoS came and got blown up. Silly ops best ops
I was the captain I mistook you for another faggot with a NEET gimmick that came ten seconds earlier asking for all access I don't even know how I did it, it's put me off playing head roles ever since
Post your most embarrassing ss13 moments and your ckey.
I was a flukeops once and saw my team mate pass by. We agreed on stealth, so he was disguised as an engineer. But being a nukeop, I could tell he was one too as he had a red S beside his name. Previously I'd only seen the red S when someone'd bought a balloon, so naturally at round end I ahelped someone bought a fucking balloon and wasted all our money. - the admins spent 10 minutes trying to figure out who bought it before they realised
my ckey is DrCelt, pls no bully
Don't feel so bad about it, I was so bold in asking for all access that no one in their right minds would try to ask for all access as a nukeop.
At least you didn't shoot your teammate with an RPG.
>apologising for making a memorable moment for everyone involved
Don't. You think anyone would remember the captain who wouldn't give a nukeop access and shot him down recognising that name as that of clearly an operative?
>HoS tells me over the radio to arrest a greyshit for B&E
>See the greyshit outside tech storage
>Tase + cuffs
>Clown drags the greyshit away
>AI tracks them, theyre in arrivals solars
>AI opens the door, shoot a taser at the greyshit, prepare baton for blown
>Taser hits the SMES
>Clown slips me on his PDA and wraps me with gift wrap
>Ghost out of shame
That's odd, for two reasons:
>1. I was just testing it earlier on today, see >>128001821
>2. Shit's a relative word, do you have any evidence to back it up? You're certainly in the minority of people I've talked to by saying that.
Traitor (when the traitor is someone fun)
Yes. Disabler beams, according to >>128032134 , do not harm. Therefore, it is not breaking it's laws in the slightest by using one on you, nor does it ever seem to break it's laws throughout the entire screenshot.
Fuck no, it'd be god damn impressive to manage to get an ion law before the EMP kills your ass, and even then it'll most likely be something stupid and pointless.
This is the best autotraitor image I've seen
>MedRP, admins bussing during autotator
>Get autotator'd juuust as the NT VIP is "beamed away"
>Celt then gives me the "Escape alone" objective
I love this shit so much just because of the tears.
Do you love me yet deadpoo?
>get upgraded and immediately thrown into the wild ride
>help cure a virus
>so many bones to repair
>oh god stop breaking your bones
>VAMPIRE IN GENETICS
>go in flash start attacking
>it's in maint right beside genetics
>flash again and decapitate
>got muh valids so I go back to curing everyone
>more broken bones
>more broken bones
>find dead bodies in maint and revive them
>AI satellite gets blown the fuck out
>go evaluate damage and see if anyone was hurt
>there weren't so I go back to mebay
>on my way I see some assistant getting bashed in by a paramedic
>intervene and bring the assistant to surgery to repair his head and eyes
>finish just in time for the shuttle to dock
>keep helping people on the shuttle
>50% integrity but I can still heal people
>keep some of the survivors alive thanks to dex+ DD and trico
what a hectic round this was
>THREE FUCKING AIs
Damage was huge. Almost everything was depressurized. Half the telecomms equipment was gone, including most of the important ones (receivers, most servers). That and A GORILLION GLASS SHARDS from the walkways that surround the thing.
>A single Metaclub vote is worth 16+ normal votes
Fix that shit. I'm perfectly fine with weighting, but it's ramping up too quickly, especially if Meta got voted in twice
It should be +1 to vote worth for every round where the map is not played, and reset when the map is played. This way more and more votes have to go for Box to keep playing it instead of anything else
That's not what weighted votes means, though I can understand your interpretation based on what it says in-game.
It's weighted random, with weight based on number of votes. If Meta gets one vote and Box gets nine (and Deff zero), there is a 10% chance of Meta winning and a 90% chance of Box winning.
>Decide to play space for a bit
>Blood and spider meat juust outside the arrivals shuttle, good start
>Get to robotics, there's a semi-built Durand in the corner, a braindead vox, and some assistant in full griff gear building stuff
>Head to R&D, get the stuff that should have been built (RPED, Matter synth)
>Scientist walks in in: Mysterious armour, bag of holding, Night vision goggles, and an AE gun, and asks why I'm printing off useless stuff
>We tell each other to go fuck yourself, he blasts me with the AE gun and continues being the epitome of why science is hated
>Miner comes along with some sort of meme related name, asks for a brute pack, then wanders off
>clown breaks in, talks at the scientist, leaves eventually
>Gunfire in the main corridors as I'm fixing up R2
>Get the durand sorted just in time for the shuttle
>Block some poor sod in, he talks about how the shuttle's gonna get gassed because of an atmos tech dragging a suspicious canister on board
>Let him out to close the firelocks and save all 4 of us in the cargo hold
>Survive, and get healed by the borgs as I walk through the carnage to the centcom bar
Just another day in space
>someone accidentally IC OOCs with the wrong command but without any spoiler to the round
>admins shut OOC down
>people discussing gay porn and posting their penises
>admins join in and keep the OOC discussion alive for 30 minutes
I'll never understand.
>We tell each other to go fuck yourself, he blasts me with the AE gun and continues being the epitome of why science is hated
I was that scientist. That post is honestly what I expected from a roboticist who latejoins two hours in with literally no clue what has been happening, and the first thing he does is complain why I didn't build him a shiny fortress, when I already went out of my way to do the necessary research and R&D requests (and half of robotics) the whole shift because the other scientists instantly fucked off at roundstart.
>Have to get HOS's uniform
>realise I'm a chef or something with really shitty access
>was new to the whole illicit access thing
>Figure out how to make a small bomb
>welding tool and welding fuel tank
>figure I can run away and have a small explosion, break the windows, nab the locker somehow
>3x3 explosion straight away
>Admin - What did you think was gonna happen
>look in shame as no-one even notices my dead body for like half an hour
>Join as a paramedic
>Assistant breaks my window, call sec on him
>comes back later to say sorry, say he needs my help
"Yeah need to kill that sec guy, he's super mean."
>before I can respond YOU ARE THE TATOR, KILL THE SEC OFFICER
>adminfuckery to the max
>officer turns up, some miner went mental and shot the place up and emagged the armory and AI
>he passes out from his wounds, put him on a hospital ben and fuck his head up
>left the body in a hallway, assistant comes back as the captain tries to kill me
>pulls out a fucking Esword and kills him, borg arrests myself and the assistant
>leaves us in unlocked cells with my backpack which contained a fucking .357 right next to me
>Armory is still emagged, take an ion gun and kill the borg
>ERT commander sees me do this
>his egun is out of juice
>yakkity sax away, fire a taser but an EMP or something had fucked it earlier, and I didn't recharge it
>Throw it at him, click click
>starts cuffing me, but fucking vomits and it cancels the cuff
>run the fuck away
>second objective is to die
>twist my neck just as he gets within flashing range
It's one of those rounds where I wouldn't have done so well if everyone wasn't as incompetent as they were.
I don't have a y ss13 art on my phone but this is close enough
Two people independently drew art of my character, I think on consecutive days
One was Tihati. The other was Sawbones
I'd post both but we both know everyone only really wants to see the Sawbones one
>Vampire crap job
>Nosec, thanks obongo
>Get made HoS by HoP
>Get geared up, holster an ion for radio jamming
>This is back when tox test had that shitty little bathroom shower thing
>See a sci go in
>emp ripples out
>blows off my legs, and a hand
>Bluster my way through it and the RD and cap buy it
>Have RD monkey and humanize me
Never felt more shame in my life.
what kinda fanart you want senpai?
What's stopping you?
Next time cult gets into action, start buffing out, raid the armoury, fight with all you got, release the singularity as a last ditched effort to kill him, get banned by admins.
It'll be fun.