-Donations Collected Slowly on right now
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
>it's a megaman block
>it doesn't have cyghfer running
Dick size has use.
Sacks of fat on the chest don't, and flat chests are the most delicious things in the universe.
>tfw I excitedly turned on the stream expecting big bucks and got nothing
I know people donate a shitton the last day, but holy fuck, how will they make up $350k in a little more than 24 hours? They don't have humble bundle this time so they can't add 200k out of nowhere at the last minute and the Yetee has been donating the t shirt money daily.
Is one million even the goal still? didn't they make $1.5 mil or $2 mil at SGDQ?
i fucking love megaman but this is just boring
It was like 1.5mil last AGDQ and maybe 700k at SGDQ? Traditionally SGDQ doesn't make nearly as much at AGDQ which is ironic since MSF is a way better charity than PCF.
Overall, yeah the money has really slowed down this year. It may be the end of GDQ.
>he doesn't have that meme on vinyl
>It was like 1.5mil last AGDQ and maybe 700k at SGDQ?
i thought so far every single GDQ has made more than the previous? i'm positive they made a million during at least one SGDQ. it might even have been the first time they broke 1 mil.
the last day bring like 300-400k in donations
people want the full room so all can hear and clap at their sob story donations how their racoon has ear cancer
you can feel they care about beating cancer in the butt yD
If you plan on making money with it make sure you pick something lots of people that are now in their mid-late 20s during their childhood. PS1 Final Fantasy games are basically perfect for it.
>HEY TWITCH CHAT THE BOSS NAME IS JUST LIKE YOUR DOG MEME
no because she's marrying me
Greetings from Germany! Long time viewer, first time watcher, I've been waiting to donate but all my family died from cancer and I'm going to die in about 3 minutes. Just wanted to say good luck on the hard part and great job Stiv, donating for those AWESOME prizes and to kill the animals, save the frames! Great to support such an awesome cause. Thanks to the German restream and greetings from Germany.
so /srg/, how are uyama and the gang going to miraculously reach 1 million again this year?
i want her to notice me, i'm at the event
to make money the first thing you should do is to visit streambig.net
well she isn't, so she'll have to notice you some other time
I believe AGDQ 2014 made 1 mil and that was the first time they breached it. AGDQ 2015 definitely made 1mil. SGDQ 2015 may have breached 1mil as well. Checking the vods right now, but they don't have the wrapups unfortunately.
Let's just get all these crabsticks out of the way.
>Final Fantasy IV
you could not choose a more boring closer
I know the closer is always some dry JRPG but fuck sake
>based duckfist next
can he end this dogshit block on a good note?
Amazing game to play casually, awful to speedrun
imagine if we would travel back in time and tell Hitler about how people would cheer for people playing virtual children's games slightly faster than the average person 80 years into the future
Hi speedfriends, hows the Megameh block?
Done anything speedy lately?
imagine if we travel forward in time and learn that people cheering for others playing virtual children's games slightly faster than the average person was actually responsible for ending cancer
MM2 is one of the better speedruns though because it actually has glitches.
>people saying "ds dad" like they actually think he's someone's dad
>implying he isn't just a middle-aged guy who is here for the video games
No. Japan would've never gone full kawaii
He wouldn't be able to concentrate his efforts in getting good at art anymore and would blame that shit on the jews, so he would get into politics to exterminate them, you know what happened next.
well desu i was talking about legacy megamen
You do realize cancer affects first world countries way more than third world shitholes right? And that first world countries are currently experiencing a decline in population that is only slightly offset by shitskin immigrants pouring in.
>You do realize cancer affects first world countries way more than third world shitholes right?
It's mostly related to people in a third world not living long enough to die from it.
Max Roser (2015) – ‘World Population Growth’. Published online at OurWorldInData.org. Retrieved from: http://ourworldindata.org/data/population-growth-vital-statistics/world-population-growth/ [Online Resource]
>/v/ literally buttblasted over the original darksouls game series, Mega Man, being run multiple times
OH BOY MURRICAN HOURS
Can't wait for 100% /pol/shit and twitter drama with no videogames in sight!
that's fucking enough. All Mega Man speedrunners need to fucking die. The Mega Man block overstayed its welcome
>this Megaman block
Even the shitty runs were entertaining thanks to chokeeninja.
>all the old good classic games are so heavily optimized now that it's near pointless to run them anymore
If anything killed speedrunning it's the fact that all the great games from the past are pretty much dead to run now
The game literally doesn't matter. I could be watching My Little Pony Magical Adventure or some shit and I would still be entertained. If you aren't entertained you can just fuck off and watch anime instead of samefagging.
honestly this. 90% of what determines if the run will be entertaining is how based the runner is. if they're a cool guy they'll pick a non-dogshit game tho so maybe that's a self fufilling prophecy
>fat dad next to the fursuiter looking over in disgust
Slurpee died a lot in MM10 and went overestimate. And then in the race against Blacktastic, he ate superior black cock and lost, going overestimate yet again.
Had an obnoxious cheering section trying to prop up his wounded ego.
>ANIME PLUSHES ARE TOO DISTRACTING
>BUT A LITERAL 5 FT+ "STUFFED ANIMAL" IS OKAY
Never going to another GDQ event if this is the direction it's going.
I never suggested getting rich, I suggested getting a trade that will get you an income better than pure slave.
I never said it was a gay thing, I'm just saying there's no point in fucking boy pussy over pussy pussy if you have the choice.
>/v/eddit gets triggered by mascots
>that random furfag in the crowd
what the heck
thought he was a legit sports mascot for a second
does agdq have e-sports mascots now or is he just there to bang some stray dogs in the alley
duckfist had to sit through their inteview, why not keep them around? its weird that they're sitting next to each other on one side of the screen, now they can't really look at each other like a real interview
Not really. Stiv wasn't even mic'd.
Why are these degenerates allowed
stiv didn't do commentary, i didn't hear him talk once.
no good donations either. according to someone claiming to be noir, donation reader was told to not read anything mentioning wife/girlfriend/mom/sister
>the furry turns out to be a scheduled speedrunner
Please let this happen
Speaking of Noircat, does he even run anything? The only thing I know him for is shitting and attention whoring it up in puncayshun's chat. But now I'm seeing pictures of him dressing like a girl and claiming he's trans. He doesn't actually run anything does he? To me, he just seems like an attention whore.
>tfw not a popufur who can afford to go to events like this
I don't even have a suit
I don't think I could possibly get or make a good looking one, I like birds and anthro bird costumes never look ok
>all this setup for a 5 minute race
might've been alright if they did all worlds
Oh god. The fucking era of degeneracy.
Fuck yeah best speedgame of all time coming up.
>/v/eddit too busy being triggered by their own insecurities
because the GDQ staff are complete faggots
they're pocketing a percentage of the donations anyways
I REALLY don't know why we suffer through this bullshit
We need a new speedrunning marathon
one not full of shit and jews and FURFAGS
They're really overusing blechy for this. I really liked him from previous marathons going into this but he's starting to grate on my a little.
We only found that there was a fan in it later (it was a loaned actual genuine mascot suit for an event) but it was broken anyway
the connections for a battery didnt actually have any way of connecting to a battery
ok did those things actually happen
something raptor-like might be fun
I just want something with feathers based on something that can fly, that's about as far as I've thought this through