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Okay can we continue talking about how the sloshing weapons all need a buff?
That conversation was going places.
Especially the sloshing machine, but the tri slosher could use an adjustment to the spread to make it cover the entire area it sloshes in. not necessarily an increase,
but maybe make the two shots on the side larger and bring them in a little so the spread is the same,
but evenly covers the area within the spread.
Sloshing machine should either instantly kill with direct hits or have the AOE widened on the area around the missile.
Regular slosher doesn't really need a range buff, but maybe make the cone a little wider closer to the inkling.
Cute squidboy is having second thoughts about handing his snail buddy over to Spyke.
the bubblewhore slosher doesn't need any adjustments because it's already the best one by far. it definitely doesn't need to get better at laying down ink so it can charge its crutch special faster.
sloshmachine just needs some more range. as it is you can't really outrange people unless you have a major terrain advantage, and at your effective range it's pretty easy to get rushed down or traded because your ttk is so terrible.
regular slosher is good as it is, but it could use more range too so it can comfortably hit people above and in front of you like it was intended to do. it'd be nice to have a weapon that beats splash walls 1v1 that's not named heavy splatling.
both regular sloshers have good close-range panic buttons so neither of them needs any help up close I think.
did a bucket fuck your dad or something?
All Sloshers need to have their ink consumption reduced.
Sloshing Machine, I feel should oneshot on direct hit but a larger burst is also fine.
That's all I'd change
>oneshot on direct hit
i'll never understand these people who want sloshmachine to be the luna neo but even better. you're really going to hate it when everyone and their dog starts using it in ranked to fuck you.
I do it doesn't help especially when burst cancelling
It should always 2 shot the fact it can be turned into a 3 shot is unacceptable. One shotting is probably asking too much.
As for hating everybody using it Tentatek users never complained when they were in Tentatek only matches before all the patches and the .96 gal came into vogue
he wants it to be easy like the tentatek
sloshmachine can work in S+ just fine as it is, it could use a little push to make it less awkward to handle but it's definitely viable
>Everything I use should have the game shaped around it!
>Everything I don't use should be shit!
It's called the meme machine for a reason. It's shit. If that sets you off then use something else.
I have a technique for the Tri-slosher that you might find useful.
When inking turf, I slosh downward, then upward, then move forward. The downward slosh's ink slides across the ground and covers it evenly, and the upward slosh (just aiming forward) just gives you the regular spread.
Slosher should have better ink efficiency, I agree. IIRC it's only 3 sloshes after a Splash Wall. Kinda ludicrous that it needs Ink Savers. I can get by with most other weapons.
Those 2 abilities throw more than the Machine off especially with how people stack them.
I don't want it to be Tentatek my point was we're getting matches with all but 2 players being chargers or gals and yet no one but the odd one out are complaining. In other words, Machine users would just be as indifferent to all Machine matches are as gal users are to all gal matches
Hello /ink/, Splatoon really inspired me to learn how to draw after seeing alot great fan-art of the game. This is one of my WIPS; I would like to hear any suggestions on how to improve. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated :)
don't hide the hands, anon! it's ok if you don't feel confident in drawing them, but bad hands are much better than conveniently hidden hands. also try not to draw with lots of small lines. anyway it's quite cute, good job!
Is the profile data tied to the Nintendo ID? I want to make a new ID but I don't want to lose all of my gear.
Last night I had a splatoon dream.
Not much interesting about it, but there was a weapon that was pretty much a waffle iron on a stick, and instead of just swinging it your character would leap forward and THEN whack them with the iron on a stick. If you missed, it would get stuck in the ink and you had to wait through an animation of the inkling struggling to pull it out.
>If you missed, it would get stuck in the ink and you had to wait through an animation of the inkling struggling to pull it out.
That sounds pretty adorable
Similar to this question, can you remove an NNID so you can use it on another wii u?
I was on there for a bit and it's shit. Just like this thread. Everyone wants squads but no one wants to make any preferring to wait for "good/known" players to do. On top of that a lot of people want to be carried whilst they level up gear, earn money or try out a new weapon rather than going all out like they would in solo queue
do you think callie and marie have sleepovers a lot? do you guys have sleepovers with your cousins?
only if you disable it on the current wii u and ONLY if nintendo are generous when you contact them rather than being cunts about it
lost a ton of progress a while back because i wanted to transfer data between consoles without formatting the original because multiple accounts for multiple people
I was there for a while and I wasnt impressed either. That's why I think it's stupid having the community split in 2. Even though going solo is frustrating, it does improve a player's skill.
It's pretty disappointing it's not a more guaranteed thing. Shit happens and people need to change systems.
I have two friends who's gamepads broke and they had a hell of a time getting a good new one because they aren't sold officially.
C'mon Nintendo, step it up.
I WANT TO SQUAD
it was when i was 10, i was staying with my family at his house in england as we were on a holiday, and beds were limited. the 'bed' we slept in was just a double mattress on the floor with blankets etc
dont really remember much else :^)
My cousins are all dead, in jail, or a thousand miles away.
Do you think the Inklings and Octolings have had a space race yet?
hell im on like 90% of the time just because im inbetween semesters, its just nobody EVER seems like playing the damn game.
make a squad late at night and people say to make it during the day.
make a squad during the day and people say theyd rather it be at night.
nobody actually wants to play
I lurk all day but I do other things, thats why I mostly play at night.
I havent joined the discord because I know people would judge me for my shitty taste in other games
The guy who did the character art for #FE
Add Splatoon DLC to that game and Japan will love it
all three but I have only spent money one one fortunatly
why is this shit game so highly rated? it’s got nothing going on other than fuckable squid girls
>terrible UI, can’t switch equipments / no leave button / can’t change options while waiting in matchmaking lobby
>does everything to encourage competitive ranked play instead of casual play
>can’t squad up for turf war
>can’t play ranked game modes in casual play and vice versa
>no voice-chat / any type of communication other than woomy and faggot spamming between squid & human form while spawn camping
>no penalty / suspension system for afks / plug pullers
>shitty matchmaking (4 chargers / 4 aerosprays on one team)
>wearing ugly clothes because muh ability stacking
>.96 gal deco
BC2 rush was far better but it's still an excellent game mode when you look at it in a void. In my region the only mode people play is conquest large and it's awful, I'd rather play rush anyday.
dual squelcher because its better
custom jet because its better
keep in mind all the squelchers are meant for long range ONLY. if youre trying to use it for short or mid range just throw away your dignity and pick up a splattershot.
dual has a much higher fire rate and is more precise. jet does shoot a farther distance, but its shots are too slow and fly too far apart. if you like the jet, dual will be your gun.
Kek, meant im not level 18. Mods dont ban me plz, im a 23 y/o fudd.
It was distracting me from the rainmaker
There's so many things
You should have told her
But night after night
You're willing to hold her
Just hold her
Tears on your shoulder
Ehh, finger-sucking isn't as great as you might think.
I had no reason to be over optimistic
But somehow when you smiled
I could brave bad weather
Going out after this match, shabu squad. Ggs! I had lots of fun
>Callie will never give you an enthusiastic blowjob and beg you to cum on her face before exuberantly eating it all
Now I'm really out. Ggs shabu squad. Hope to play with you again!
i can't BELIEVE i forgot to post this yesterday! serves me right for going to bed early! but that's just water under the bridge now, isn't it? i hope you can forgive me!
yesterday was color day! and so, a pile of colors with a memamamemi... hey, wait a minute, didn't we have a memamamen just the day before? spooky!
but i really can understand this picture. with so many pretty colors, it's hard not to get lost in them!
we're also back to digital drawings. they're way cleaner than paper, but there's a certain kind of charm to traditional (or as japanese web artists call it, analog) art that digital art just can't reproduce!
what do you think?
today! a mamimemme eating some nanakusagayu (seven herb rice porridge)! unsurprisingly, it is eaten on january 7th, aka jinjitsu (human day) to, what else, ensure good luck in the new year!
to be specific, nanakusagayu is a kind of congee made of, shockingly, seven herbs!
these herbs are:
seri (water dropwort)!
nazuna (shepherd's purse)!
and daikon (radish)! radishes are too spicy for me, yuck...
tako-chan seems to have provided the turnips. i wonder if they're a good cook...?
>two mamimemme in one day
Today is a good day
Quad squad, anyone want in? NNID
likeisuzaku, let me know if you add me.
It was the first result of google images. Sue me.
This wad the second image
And there are people that think blaming teammates like that to be excuses.
Have to keep checking what general i am on
>Palm trees! Hey, I want some coconut ice cream!
>Yeah, yeah, let's get some octo pie too!
>tfw you final crystal dust your way to victory against a team of tryhard shitter weapons
>use the tri-slosher to get used to aiming. its the least dependent on actually aiming, so youre not a detriment to your team while getting used to the new controls.
>after that, move on to either the normal slosher or a blaster, having a similar playstyle but needing slightly more aim
after that you should be good. thats how i got used to it, same deal.
i'd say was surprised but in all honesty i wasnt.
Someone help. Iv'e been having constant connection problems and the game is unplayable. I just got a LAN adapter and the connection problems persist.
When I play everything is normal for a few seconds where the ink paints with no lag, but after 10 seconds I get disconnected.
I can play Smash and MK8 just fine but I've been having this problem with Splatoon.
>tfw no splatoon-playing womanchild gf
Have you never had thick cut bread before anon?
>used stick since game launch
and main chargers
>both sticks no longer works now
>tfw the game becomes a house of the dead with squids
>Soon after your honeymoon, and opening up a new frontier to her of what it means to love, the pure, naive girl you married quickly turns into the passionate, sexual titan she was always meant to be
Needs to stop turning down her sisters offers to go jogging.
I had no Idea it was possible and now I just feel sad.
I wish they'd hurry up and move towards a 100% splatoon population already
>still getting sub-10 squibs thrown into the mix when the rest of the lobby is level 50 S/S+ monsters
>the team with the squib on it is pretty much guaranteed to lose
you start at C- 0 now, I think people only started at C- 50 during the very first ranked weekend
what's really disturbing is she's owned the game since august still super cute autistic gf material tho
Poor little kid. They're so earnest.
Forcing Marie to exercise so she can still fit into her dress!
Callie would be great at parkour
I want to see Callie do parkour
and fuck it up and smash her face and I'd laugh at her but then I'd realize she's actually hurt really badly and rush her to the hospital and console her in the emergency room and probably end up crying with her
>They started this gig shortly after post-Woomyhood
>They've had to make some serious modifications to their outfits to compensate for growth in the years that followed
Are Burst Bombs bad or am I the one who needs to git gud?
Can damage ups make them an OHKO? If not, how well do they perform with ink savers and range ups? Am I autismo?
They're glorified as the best sub because they mean you don't have to rely on your weapon. Two or three can often splat a weakened enemy, but with damage up you can take them on from full health.
Personally? I just use them to ink walls to climb.
Angela seems innocent.
They're good. I'm not sure about the damage numbers but I do know that it's ridiculous with damage up. They can be spammed very easily. That's why eliters are hated.
So I'm level 10 and "meh" at the game (still find controls a bit awkward too). How would I know if I'm good enough to bother with ranked? I'm aware it's mostly retarded Japanese children but I don't want to make too much of an ass out of myself
a really great sub,add some damage to get those easy kills
> Levelling up gear
> Use Hydra
> Don't have my Damage Ups
> Range sucks all of a sudden
> I'm tickling opponents instead of splatting them
I had no idea that they made such a difference, holy shit.
theyre basically one of the most diverse subs
can ink the ground for a quick escape if you are stick, can cover walls quickly, gives some short range weapons extra reach, and, in the case of eliters, a free means to kill at close range every time
its the jack of all trades, in one way or another.
I want to bandage Marie's hand
and wristafter she cut it and not let go after
just custom blaster your way out of the pit. i was stuck for the better part of 2 months and all of a sudden i picked up the custom blaster and got my ass from A- to S 60 in one clean blow. nowadays i just fuck around with stuff in S and ive yet to drop from it.
Trouble with the B+ zone is its the melting pot of legitimate shitters, also stuck on the brink between the higher ranks. You come across competent teams seldomly, which are fairly important in winning. Took me months to get out of that hell, and most of the time it wasn't even my fault.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The pinnacle in splatoon fashion.
Cheering for little Callie and Marie at the squid world martial arts tournament!
There should be a law against something this cute actually existing.
Fun fact; they only won the singing contest because they'd beaten the shit out of their would-be competitors at the tournament the week before.
Fully-formed squid toddlers stomping the crap out of gelatinous walking squid fetuses is very cute.
Those Squibs didn't even have hands. Poor things never stood a chance.
But I cant anon
Theres no error message. The match starts fine with no lag with the ink I shoot. About 10 seconds in everyone vanishes and the connection is lost.
I was able to play well on Wifi but a month ago it started to give problems. I even did the router priority, port forwarding and DMZ and no luck. No I got the LAN adapter and its still fucked.
Could it be a problem with one of the updates?
if youre not having problems with any other games its probably just terrible luck. everybody here gets disconnected, its just the nature of the game. chances are you got a few bad games and thats it, i dont see any reason why just that one game wouldnt work.
Im back from vacation, faggots, did that nigger draw marie yet?!
>marie faggot and octo faggot will be posting at the same time
no he didn't but i want him to draw the woomy crying first
you could try creating another user on your wii u and start with a fresh save file. might have something to do with your save.
another thing could be if the disc is too scratched. did you try using your phone's wifi or something to get a connection?
Even in plush form she has some beautiful eyes.
>Marie continuously laying into a Squib that's already beaten and sobbing on the ground, with that same starkly satisfied grin on her face
>Marie discovers sadism
>Callie is revolted and throws up on the sidelines, discovering empathy
And thus the entirety of their future identities were formed.
They make rubber duck noises when I punch them!
can you describe the sound they make when you do this, marie?
Marie's PLENTY nice you know! She's-
CALLIE 3 SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOCKING MARIE THE FUCK OUT
I agree 100%
Speaking of, my Callie plush should be here tomorrow, I can hardly wait
Maries behind! I want to spank it!
Well let's see. Cynical? Sadistic? Narcissistic? Materialistic? Manipulative? Incestuous? Possibly traitorous? Very pretty and very talented?
Mariefags are just something else
>MARIE IS SHIT SHE'S SO GOOD
>MARIE IS AWFUL PLEASE BE AWFUL TO ME
>MARIE IS GARBAGE BUT SHE'S HOT SO WHO CARES
What does it all mean
She sugs a good dig
it means we're all deeply awful, disgusting people on the inside. it's just easy to exaggerate marie's personality traits and project ourselves onto her.
Here you go
Any tips on how to organize my Splatoon folder? It's got so huge it's a miracle if I find anything anymore.
It's what sold the game for me.
I divide my folders into 'Callie', 'Marie', 'Callie and Marie', and 'Other'.
>Implying she won't be kissing you on the cheek before you go to work once you've stuck a baby in her
Those ears look delicious you mean
From one of the pictures that have been posted a million times?
And doesn't even look that good?
I love the idea of icy Marie becoming a kind and loving mama towards her loving husband and child.
No way, she's dreampt of being a mommy since she was a little girl.
this is all you need
that's only because marie is normally shit and you want her to not be
I think that's some of the appeal to her; breaking through her stony exterior and getting to the dormant sweetheart we never get to see.
Callie would be the same bubbly, loving tart she's always been. But getting through to Marie would be something special
>someone who's all about amassing money wanting a child
Love them or hate them children are a massive drain on resources, espeically money
>Some of the appeal is that there's a small chance she's not an awful person.
>Callie's falcon punch under The Absolute Best
You're a pretty cool guy anon.
that's just my marie getting wrecked folder
>Implying Marie isn't stockpiling money to give her kid(s) the best possible future
Unfortunately she'd no doubt be a terrible mother. Very strict and controlling. And auntie Callie isn't a very good influence.