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finally a good OP
Callie is the best!
dude seaweed lmao
Marie for the sake of balance
>>127776137
A Marie is fine too
I wanna cum on callies feet
you forgot the discord link
>>127776290
Tentacles aren't feet.
Sex withyou!
Okay can we continue talking about how the sloshing weapons all need a buff?
That conversation was going places.
Especially the sloshing machine, but the tri slosher could use an adjustment to the spread to make it cover the entire area it sloshes in. not necessarily an increase,
but maybe make the two shots on the side larger and bring them in a little so the spread is the same,
but evenly covers the area within the spread.
Sloshing machine should either instantly kill with direct hits or have the AOE widened on the area around the missile.
Regular slosher doesn't really need a range buff, but maybe make the cone a little wider closer to the inkling.
>>127776589
Yeah sure, do all of that. Good job anon, your great weapons are even greater now.
Fortunately you don't work for Nintendo.
Cute squidboy is having second thoughts about handing his snail buddy over to Spyke.
>>127776418
>2016
>not cumming on her feetbut she has nice tentacles
>>127776931
I want to be able to sell a Sea Snail to a pet store for 30 000 coins.
>>127775849
>https://booru.splatoon.ink/
Oh okay
>>127776589
the bubblewhore slosher doesn't need any adjustments because it's already the best one by far. it definitely doesn't need to get better at laying down ink so it can charge its crutch special faster.
sloshmachine just needs some more range. as it is you can't really outrange people unless you have a major terrain advantage, and at your effective range it's pretty easy to get rushed down or traded because your ttk is so terrible.
regular slosher is good as it is, but it could use more range too so it can comfortably hit people above and in front of you like it was intended to do. it'd be nice to have a weapon that beats splash walls 1v1 that's not named heavy splatling.
both regular sloshers have good close-range panic buttons so neither of them needs any help up close I think.
>>127776729
did a bucket fuck your dad or something?
>>127777298
You say that as if Sloshers aren't already some of the best all-purpose weapons in the game. Why hypothesize about something that obviously is in no need of changing?
>>127776137
I want Marie to suck on my fingers!
>>127777298
>>127776589
All Sloshers need to have their ink consumption reduced.
Sloshing Machine, I feel should oneshot on direct hit but a larger burst is also fine.
That's all I'd change
>>127777761
just run ink saver main+ink recovery famz
>>127777761
Well then the Sloshing Machine renders most Blasters entirely irrelevant. They should just make the trails do a bit more damage
>>127777994
it doesn't have enough range to make blasters irrelevant
>>127777761
>oneshot on direct hit
i'll never understand these people who want sloshmachine to be the luna neo but even better. you're really going to hate it when everyone and their dog starts using it in ranked to fuck you.
>>127778203
So? It has very impressive fire rate.
>>127777856
I do it doesn't help especially when burst cancelling
>>127777994
>>127778217
It should always 2 shot the fact it can be turned into a 3 shot is unacceptable. One shotting is probably asking too much.
As for hating everybody using it Tentatek users never complained when they were in Tentatek only matches before all the patches and the .96 gal came into vogue
>>127778390
>the fact it can be turned into a 3 shot is unacceptable
God forbid people are able to stack Defense to make your weapon do less damage; oh the horror.
>>127778606
Damage up and Defence up should both be removed. Weapons and subs should just do the damage they do
>>127778714
>>127778770
-chargerfag
>>127778390
Why do you want the Sloshmachine to be overused? Not all weapons have to be meta or even effective.
>>127778918
I don't want it to be overused but I also wouldn't be particularly bothered if it became so. I want it to be more viable
>>127778918
he wants it to be easy like the tentatek
>>127779058
sloshmachine can work in S+ just fine as it is, it could use a little push to make it less awkward to handle but it's definitely viable
>>127778835
>Everything I use should have the game shaped around it!
>Everything I don't use should be shit!
It's called the meme machine for a reason. It's shit. If that sets you off then use something else.
>>127776589
I have a technique for the Tri-slosher that you might find useful.
When inking turf, I slosh downward, then upward, then move forward. The downward slosh's ink slides across the ground and covers it evenly, and the upward slosh (just aiming forward) just gives you the regular spread.
Slosher should have better ink efficiency, I agree. IIRC it's only 3 sloshes after a Splash Wall. Kinda ludicrous that it needs Ink Savers. I can get by with most other weapons.
>>127779217
Those 2 abilities throw more than the Machine off especially with how people stack them.
>>127779110
I don't want it to be Tentatek my point was we're getting matches with all but 2 players being chargers or gals and yet no one but the odd one out are complaining. In other words, Machine users would just be as indifferent to all Machine matches are as gal users are to all gal matches
>>127779454
I think most weapons make a bigger splotch when fired at the feet.
>>127779592
But nobody that wants to win uses the Machine so what's the problem?
>>127779780
I'd assume those people playing the gals and chargers are having fun just like the Machine user is. Why can't the Machine have the joy of winning as well
>>127779780
I want to winand be able to use the Custom Splattershot Jr outside of rainmaker
>>127779934
Because life's not fair Bobby.
>>127779934
no one has fun with a fucking gal
>>127780053
I dunno man, effortlessly killing dudes can be pretty fun. That's why is use a Zink Splatling.
ded thred
Hello /ink/, Splatoon really inspired me to learn how to draw after seeing alot great fan-art of the game. This is one of my WIPS; I would like to hear any suggestions on how to improve. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated :)
>>127783836
The head is pretty oversized and the ears look like they're too high, but it's not terrible outside of that. Keep at it anon
>>127777777
Nice get
>>127784209
Well it was. The downside to the mods deleting the gets is most people can't find out what it was.
>no discord link in OP
>>127784585
Do the people in the discord really want randoms barging in?
>>127783836
don't hide the hands, anon! it's ok if you don't feel confident in drawing them, but bad hands are much better than conveniently hidden hands. also try not to draw with lots of small lines. anyway it's quite cute, good job!
>>127784681
I was gonna, bout 2 mins too slow thooh
>>127784740
The booru was more important.
>>127784681
Everyone from the thread is welcome, the discord is a better place to find squads too and shitpost.
>>127785097
Only because the people in it are over there. If they'd stayed here nothing would've ever changed.
Is the profile data tied to the Nintendo ID? I want to make a new ID but I don't want to lose all of my gear.
>>127786253
It's one per NNID.
Sorry f am
ded thread
ded gaem
>>127786253
Thats some real Tim devotion
Goodnight /ink/
Goodnight Callie
>>127786253
i need to know who did that so I can Yeah it and save it
Best item sets for Tower Control/Rain Maker?
>>127789264
Goodnight anon
>>127789264
Nighty night
>>127784585
Good. It's really stupid splitting the community into 2 places.
>>127790685
But if you don't put the discord in the OP, that split in the community exists still. All your doing is making it so that new people don't know about it.
>>127786253
Sometimes I wanna just delete my save and start all over but at the same time I don't wanna lose my playtime counter. Will deleting my save reset the Activity Log?
>>127791657
I've been here since day one and I've still never seen a discord link
bloody euro hours man
Last night I had a splatoon dream.
Not much interesting about it, but there was a weapon that was pretty much a waffle iron on a stick, and instead of just swinging it your character would leap forward and THEN whack them with the iron on a stick. If you missed, it would get stuck in the ink and you had to wait through an animation of the inkling struggling to pull it out.
>>127792742
>If you missed, it would get stuck in the ink and you had to wait through an animation of the inkling struggling to pull it out.
That sounds pretty adorable
>>127792742
I had a Splatoon related dream the other night myself of a woomy doing an ink-based Psycho Crusher.
Sometimes i dream of Marie.
>>127793346
What does Marie dream of?
i wonder what happened to thatgirlwho dreamed about thighfucking an octoling
>>127793710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Rp_0hoNTY
>>127791657
All it does is empty the thread.
>>127786253
Similar to this question, can you remove an NNID so you can use it on another wii u?
>>127795005
I was on there for a bit and it's shit. Just like this thread. Everyone wants squads but no one wants to make any preferring to wait for "good/known" players to do. On top of that a lot of people want to be carried whilst they level up gear, earn money or try out a new weapon rather than going all out like they would in solo queue
>>127793710
Hopefully, me.
do you think callie and marie have sleepovers a lot? do you guys have sleepovers with your cousins?
>>127795184
only if you disable it on the current wii u and ONLY if nintendo are generous when you contact them rather than being cunts about it
lost a ton of progress a while back because i wanted to transfer data between consoles without formatting the original because multiple accounts for multiple people
>>127796160
i slept in the same bed as my gay cousin once
>>127795418
I was there for a while and I wasnt impressed either. That's why I think it's stupid having the community split in 2. Even though going solo is frustrating, it does improve a player's skill.
>>127796320
It's pretty disappointing it's not a more guaranteed thing. Shit happens and people need to change systems.
I have two friends who's gamepads broke and they had a hell of a time getting a good new one because they aren't sold officially.
C'mon Nintendo, step it up.
>>127796160
>that file name
No cause my cousins around my age have kids already and my younger cousins are teenagers.
I WANT TO SQUADK.K.K.Fishcake
>>127796498
Sounds hot go on
>>127796160
Literally never, my family doesn't seem to get along.
>>127797581
it was when i was 10, i was staying with my family at his house in england as we were on a holiday, and beds were limited. the 'bed' we slept in was just a double mattress on the floor with blankets etc
dont really remember much else :^)
>>127797403
>>127797403
I can't handle these American hours. We need more Euro /ink/ers
>>127796160
My cousins are all dead, in jail, or a thousand miles away.
>>127797943
>dont really remember much else
Nice
Do you think the Inklings and Octolings have had a space race yet?
>>127798025
hell im on like 90% of the time just because im inbetween semesters, its just nobody EVER seems like playing the damn game.
make a squad late at night and people say to make it during the day.
make a squad during the day and people say theyd rather it be at night.
nobody actually wants to play
>>127798361
I'll send you a request and if you're on when I finish work whatever day we'll twin
>>127798025
I lurk all day but I do other things, thats why I mostly play at night.I havent joined the discord because I know people would judge me for my shitty taste in other games
https://twitter.com/toi81008/status/684709744376848384/photo/1
The guy who did the character art for #FE
>>127800424
The characters for sharp FE are oddly proportioned. It's like a game off all Bayonettas children
>>127800424
Add Splatoon DLC to that game and Japan will love it
>>127799873
League, CSGO or Dota?
Hello /ink/ !
I was gone for a while, but I'm back !
I love you !
>>127801170
I love you too
>>127800923all three but I have only spent money one one fortunatly
why is this shit game so highly rated? it’s got nothing going on other than fuckable squid girls
>terrible UI, can’t switch equipments / no leave button / can’t change options while waiting in matchmaking lobby
>does everything to encourage competitive ranked play instead of casual play
>can’t squad up for turf war
>can’t play ranked game modes in casual play and vice versa
>no voice-chat / any type of communication other than woomy and faggot spamming between squid & human form while spawn camping
>no penalty / suspension system for afks / plug pullers
>shitty matchmaking (4 chargers / 4 aerosprays on one team)
>p2p
>wearing ugly clothes because muh ability stacking
>eliter 3K
>.96 gal deco
>>127801170
-Craig
>>127801339
Congrats! You've got the (You) Jackpot!
(You)
(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)
(You)
>>127801170
Missed you too.
>>127801339
Japan loves squids, Japan loves lolis. Put the two together and you get Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
They don't really care about anything else.
>>127796160
>serbian
>not ugandan
they need to get better taste
>>127803918
You from /civ/ or somthing?
>>127801336
>tfw the money i spent on league
endless suffering
>>127803975_noi just find the ugandan films fucking hilarious
>>127801336
Dude, i played fucking blacklight retribution until parity. I still play bf4. Your taste can't be worse than mine.
>>127804778
Battlefield 4 is a good game though
>>127804869
Is it really? Its fun and all, but it had so many problems. At least the devs have redeemed themselves with some free maps. Rush is still shit though.
If i enjoy the jet squelcher, what other weapons will i enjoy?
>>127805134
BC2 rush was far better but it's still an excellent game mode when you look at it in a void. In my region the only mode people play is conquest large and it's awful, I'd rather play rush anyday.
>>127796160
serious art of this pls
would be cute
>>127807743
Yeah, large is bad. I used to play that alot, but i find conquest small is a lot better.
I play a little rush, but it just feels like spawncamping to me.
>>127807713
96 deco
Rapid blaster
>>127807713
dual squelcher because its better
custom jet because its better
keep in mind all the squelchers are meant for long range ONLY. if youre trying to use it for short or mid range just throw away your dignity and pick up a splattershot.
>>127808462
Yeah, i have seen the dual, but im not 18 yet. I use it as an lmg, i sit up high and lock down an area.
I need pictures
Pictures of Callie's boobs
>>127809020
Underage?
>>127809020
>imods delete this
>>127809020
dual has a much higher fire rate and is more precise. jet does shoot a farther distance, but its shots are too slow and fly too far apart. if you like the jet, dual will be your gun.
>>127809121
>>127809262
Kek, meant im not level 18. Mods dont ban me plz, im a 23 y/o fudd.
So...Anyone up for a squad?
Nnid: Sr.Pinky
>>127810018
sent ;)
>>127810276
Epic
>>127810276
Hope you don't mind a twin squad or you want to wait for a full squad?
>>127810920
i'll join you if you find a third, awkward trisquads suck
>>127810920
whatever you want to do. if you feel like waiting im watching agdq, but i dont care either way.
>>127810018
request sent
>>127811051
>>127811118
alright, i put a full squad room, let's wait 15 min to find our fourth.
Then we twin squad if no one shows up
>>127811447
Room for one more it seems. I'll join up, just let me turn on my Wii U.
>>127811557
Awesome!
>>127811698
Does that headband exist?
>>127809091
>>127804303
What was one of those films called?
"The best Ninja" or some shit?
All I remember is that it randomly had the X-Files theme play at some points.
>>127811758
they made it black
>>127811758
Nope, it's beta Tennis Headband
>>127811787
i remember one named who killed captain alex and seeing a trailer for a few others, one was devil may cry?
>>127811787
OBONSAM BESUDEVIL MAY CRY
What equips do tryhards use these days?
>>127812062
anything that can get you damage up
just keep getting damage up
>>127812062
swim speed
NiceAss, want to twin??
>lose 2 games
>everyone leaves
this is why we cant get squads off the ground anymore
unless tim himself is carrying you nobody wants to play
>>127813523
why thanks for the compliment
>>127813523
sure
>>127813683
ur welcome ;?0
>>127813683
It was distracting me from the rainmaker
>>127813523
hi you guys wanna squad?
>>127814161
& ggs
>>127814161
>>127813523
i guess if we get one more person.
we're in that twin right now.
>>127814830
we have ! we met last match
>>127814830
oh right
i forgot that bushabusha and shabushabu are separate entities
were stuck in matchmaking hell right now. if we get kicked out we can squad up.
Ggs shabu and busha!
There's so many things
You should have told her
But night after night
You're willing to hold her
Just hold her
Tears on your shoulder
anyone want to take me under their wing in a squad
>>127815104
>>127815342
squad?
>>127815692
joined it
>>127813523
get in here
>>127777749
Ehh, finger-sucking isn't as great as you might think.
>about to do final push and win
>power cuts twice
sorry guys, coming back
Dad game.
>connection dies this time around
im gonna try this one more time before i hand it off to somebody else
>>127816878
Oh no! You died again
I had no reason to be over optimistic
But somehow when you smiled
I could brave bad weather
Going out after this match, shabu squad. Ggs! I had lots of fun
When is the next Splatfest
>>127819275
Probably later this month. We did get two in December.
>>127819101
im gonna run out too i guess
after so many connection issues i dont think im gonna make it too much longer anyways
ggs
>>127819101
ggs
hope see you soon
http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=viewthread&t=82076
Map editor
>>127820046
Useless.
shabu squad 3/4
>wont get to level 50 before the game dies
cmon why did they have to make it so fucking slow to level past 40 and why did they make the order chance depend on level?
>>127821430
anon, the time it takes to level up increases at the same rate from levels 20 to 50
>>127821430
at least one person from here has gotten from level 1->50 twice
>>127821430
If you're Level 40, I'm pretty sure you'll make way before the game dies.
>>127821707
the literal GOD
>>127821989
That has nothing to do with the post you replied to
>>127822318
-neo /ink/
>>127822318
>>127822368
>>127822450
>replies to post about leveling up with picture about rank
>>127822737
congrats, you're new as fuck
why has Splatoon been so dead lately? The lobby keeps kicking me because "not enough players"
3/4
Rainy/SailorMoon/ThatsSo
>Callie will never give you an enthusiastic blowjob and beg you to cum on her face before exuberantly eating it all
Why live
>>127823995
>>127823789
Oh look, the discord circlejerk is missing a one lucky guy! Better join while it's hot guys, chances like this are RARE.
>>127812062
Squidstar Hi-Tops all day every day.
>>127821430
If you play ranked alot and win a decent amount of times, you'll level up and get good money at the same time.
>>127823789
no vienes aqui tanto como antes
>>127824254
>Look mom, I'm posting on 4chan!
>>127825083
You're stating the obvious
>>127825236
I'm not sure if you're joking or if the joke flew over your head.
Now I'm really out. Ggs shabu squad. Hope to play with you again!
>>127825378
I don't know, you tell me.
>>127825420
gg~
When is NA splatfest?
>>127827329
when do you learn to use google
i can't BELIEVE i forgot to post this yesterday! serves me right for going to bed early! but that's just water under the bridge now, isn't it? i hope you can forgive me!
yesterday was color day! and so, a pile of colors with a memamamemi... hey, wait a minute, didn't we have a memamamen just the day before? spooky!
but i really can understand this picture. with so many pretty colors, it's hard not to get lost in them!
we're also back to digital drawings. they're way cleaner than paper, but there's a certain kind of charm to traditional (or as japanese web artists call it, analog) art that digital art just can't reproduce!
what do you think?
>>127827691
thank you for the manmenmei!!!
>>127827691
someone let the memamamemi loose in an office supply store! she jumped in a big tub of multicolor post-its and made a mess.
>>127827930
stupid memamamemi
i want her to steal my stapler
>>127827930
Thanks for the mememamamimimema!
>>127827415
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread.
>>127828321
1v1 me faggot
>>127828321
me too thanks
>>127828321
>>127828321
Anon's anon's
I'm downloading this right now. This is like CoD right?
>>127827329
Hasnt been confirmed just calm down
today! a mamimemme eating some nanakusagayu (seven herb rice porridge)! unsurprisingly, it is eaten on january 7th, aka jinjitsu (human day) to, what else, ensure good luck in the new year!
to be specific, nanakusagayu is a kind of congee made of, shockingly, seven herbs!
these herbs are:
seri (water dropwort)!
nazuna (shepherd's purse)!
hahakogusa (cudweed)!
hakobe (chickweed)!
koonitabirako (nipplewort)!
kabu (turnip)!
and daikon (radish)! radishes are too spicy for me, yuck...
tako-chan seems to have provided the turnips. i wonder if they're a good cook...?
>>127829529
Yes
Get 7 killstreak to call in a squid copter that shits ink at people
>>127827691
>>127829824
>two mamimemme in one day
Today is a good day
>>127828763
>tumblr
Back to reddit
Quad squad, anyone want in? NNIDlikeisuzaku, let me know if you add me.
>>127830889
It was the first result of google images. Sue me.
This wad the second image
>0-12 with a .Gal 52
fucking HOW
>>127831521
S rank life tough
>>127831072
Still 2/4; if anyone's waiting for the rotation, let me know I guess.
>>127831521
Sometimes you just have a bad day
>>127831521
And there are people that think blaming teammates like that to be excuses.
>>127831072
as a recommendation go for twin squads, /ink/ is dead at this time
>>127831925
>this gif
Have to keep checking what general i am on
Cute or autistic?
>>127833635
cute!
>>127833635
Depends on the age
>>127833635
Depend on her age. If she's a kid, cute. If not, depends.
Lit:
>Palm trees! Hey, I want some coconut ice cream!
>Yeah, yeah, let's get some octo pie too!
>>127833635
If a girl irl - Cute
If a guy irl - Beat the ever living fuck out of the autist shit
>>127834085
>not being dedicated to your waifu
>>127833635
Depends on how much he exposes it in class.
the persons name is angela so its not a guy
>tfw you final crystal dust your way to victory against a team of tryhard shitter weapons
why is /ink/ so dead now
>>127833635
>gear is a carbon copy of the amiibo save for the headset, which is used in other advertisements
thats autism alright
>finally decide to learn motion controls after having not been using them since launch
HELP
>>127835570
DELIVERING HELP
>use the tri-slosher to get used to aiming. its the least dependent on actually aiming, so youre not a detriment to your team while getting used to the new controls.
>after that, move on to either the normal slosher or a blaster, having a similar playstyle but needing slightly more aim
after that you should be good. thats how i got used to it, same deal.
>>127833635
Angela
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADVHkyMWkW8Q
>>127835975
>22
i'd say was surprised but in all honesty i wasnt.
Someone help. Iv'e been having constant connection problems and the game is unplayable. I just got a LAN adapter and the connection problems persist.
When I play everything is normal for a few seconds where the ink paints with no lag, but after 10 seconds I get disconnected.
I can play Smash and MK8 just fine but I've been having this problem with Splatoon.
Pls help
>>127835975
>tfw no splatoon-playing womanchild gf
Marie is cute!
CUTE!
>>127836621
>>127836728
WHY IS HER TOAST SO BIG
>>127836856
shes eating the whole loaf
eat your grains kids
>>127836856
big girls gotta eat big
>>127837018
Not when that's what's making them big, damn tubbies.
>>127836856
Have you never had thick cut bread before anon?
>>127835570
>used stick since game launchand main chargers
>both sticks no longer works now
>try gyro
>tfw the game becomes a house of the dead with squids
>>127835975
>>127836314
I want to cutepost with angela!
Why is Marie such a lardass?
>>127823995
>Soon after your honeymoon, and opening up a new frontier to her of what it means to love, the pure, naive girl you married quickly turns into the passionate, sexual titan she was always meant to be
>>127837282
>still encounters sub level 10 Japs
Don't they all own this game by now?
>>127837282
Needs to stop turning down her sisters offers to go jogging.
>>127837212
>C- 0
I had no Idea it was possible and now I just feel sad.
>>127837691
I wish they'd hurry up and move towards a 100% splatoon population already
>still getting sub-10 squibs thrown into the mix when the rest of the lobby is level 50 S/S+ monsters
>the team with the squib on it is pretty much guaranteed to lose
>>127837991
loli =/= babies
>>127837991
THE JPGS
>>127837870
you start at C- 0 now, I think people only started at C- 50 during the very first ranked weekendwhat's really disturbing is she's owned the game since auguststill super cute autistic gf material tho
Poor little kid. They're so earnest.
>>127837815
Forcing Marie to exercise so she can still fit into her dress!
>>127838207
are you sure? i remember playing when ranked first came out and i'm pretty sure you always started at c- 0
>>127837815
Callie would be great at parkour
I want to see Callie do parkourand fuck it up and smash her face and I'd laugh at her but then I'd realize she's actually hurt really badly and rush her to the hospital and console her in the emergency room and probably end up crying with her
>>127838602
>They started this gig shortly after post-Woomyhood
>They've had to make some serious modifications to their outfits to compensate for growth in the years that followed
Are Burst Bombs bad or am I the one who needs to git gud?
Can damage ups make them an OHKO? If not, how well do they perform with ink savers and range ups? Am I autismo?
>>127839361
They're glorified as the best sub because they mean you don't have to rely on your weapon. Two or three can often splat a weakened enemy, but with damage up you can take them on from full health.
Personally? I just use them to ink walls to climb.
I want to hold Marie's hand
>>127838207
Angela seems innocent.
>>127839361
They're good. I'm not sure about the damage numbers but I do know that it's ridiculous with damage up. They can be spammed very easily. That's why eliters are hated.
>>127839675
>I want to hold Marie's hand
>>127839675
and go on a walk with her?
So I'm level 10 and "meh" at the game (still find controls a bit awkward too). How would I know if I'm good enough to bother with ranked? I'm aware it's mostly retarded Japanese children but I don't want to make too much of an ass out of myself
>>127839361
a really great sub,add some damage to get those easy kills
> Levelling up gear
> Use Hydra
> Don't have my Damage Ups
> Range sucks all of a sudden
> I'm tickling opponents instead of splatting them
I had no idea that they made such a difference, holy shit.
Any squads?
>>127839361
theyre basically one of the most diverse subs
can ink the ground for a quick escape if you are stick, can cover walls quickly, gives some short range weapons extra reach, and, in the case of eliters, a free means to kill at close range every time
its the jack of all trades, in one way or another.
>>127839781
Yeah while the sun is setting
>>127839675
I want to bandage Marie's handand wristafter she cut it and not let go after
3/4
BumNuggler/Walter/ThatsSo
>>127839949
MAKE ONE
A
K
E
O
N
E
>had a dream I could aim and use chargers
It was glorious and then I woke up and tried it. Didn't end well
>>127840064
I don't have any of you on my friends. NNID?
>>127839968
Aww
That'd make her happy.
>>127839804
If you're average at the game, you'll make S Rank in due time.
>>127840385
I'm not going to bother trying to figure out if you're being sarcastic but I'm mostly just asking because I'm bored of turf war
>>127840385
Pfft, S rank is a bit of a stretch. If you get stuck in that B+ / A- hell, you'll be there for a while. Not to mention the disconnects can always fuck you.
>>127840553
most S-rank players are pretty much indistinguishable from B+ shitters, the S+-to-be supercarries are the rare exception
>>127840553
just custom blaster your way out of the pit. i was stuck for the better part of 2 months and all of a sudden i picked up the custom blaster and got my ass from A- to S 60 in one clean blow. nowadays i just fuck around with stuff in S and ive yet to drop from it.
>>127840674
>>127840761
Trouble with the B+ zone is its the melting pot of legitimate shitters, also stuck on the brink between the higher ranks. You come across competent teams seldomly, which are fairly important in winning. Took me months to get out of that hell, and most of the time it wasn't even my fault.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The pinnacle in splatoon fashion.
>>127841403
gay
>>127840220
it's full now
>14 minutes ago
how did I not see this until now sorry
Squib
>>127841730
These are also squibs.
>>127841891
super squibs
>>127841891
>>127841994
Cheering for little Callie and Marie at the squid world martial arts tournament!
>>127841891
not enough art of little callie and marie
>>127842070
There should be a law against something this cute actually existing.
>>127840009
>ThatsSo
go ask your discord fucking chucklefuck
>>127842412
>not playing with THE thatso
yeah eat a dick, ill join them
>>127842067
Fun fact; they only won the singing contest because they'd beaten the shit out of their would-be competitors at the tournament the week before.
>>127842548
Sorry, we filled up
>>127842645
aw call me if you need someone
>>127842412
You should have told him that like 30 minutes ago. Thread is going slow desu.
>>127842412
not playing withanybody that can gather a full squad these days
>>127836251
Someone pls help. I want to squad with /ink/ again
>>127836251
maybe is your internet service dude
>>127842878
we can play friendo, and that goes for anybody else who wants to as well :?0K.K.K.Fishcake
>>127842878
What's the name of the error message?
>>127842595
that's not cute
>>127842595
>But Marie, couldn't we just win by singing our best?
>Yes, but this way is more fun
I wonder why.
>>127843003
Fully-formed squid toddlers stomping the crap out of gelatinous walking squid fetuses is very cute.
Those Squibs didn't even have hands. Poor things never stood a chance.
>>127843186
doesn't that mean dick in Spanish
>>127843264
NO BULLY
NO BULLY
>>127842994
But I cant anon
>>127842995
Theres no error message. The match starts fine with no lag with the ink I shoot. About 10 seconds in everyone vanishes and the connection is lost.
I was able to play well on Wifi but a month ago it started to give problems. I even did the router priority, port forwarding and DMZ and no luck. No I got the LAN adapter and its still fucked.
Could it be a problem with one of the updates?
>>127843281
it is
DUDE SEAWEED LMAO
>>127843708
those are watches
>>127843708
bloody hell spyke what are you doing
>>127843794
Good work, detective.
>>127843678
if youre not having problems with any other games its probably just terrible luck. everybody here gets disconnected, its just the nature of the game. chances are you got a few bad games and thats it, i dont see any reason why just that one game wouldnt work.
Im back from vacation, faggots, did that nigger draw marie yet?!
>>127843708
That explains why he stopped posting. Nigger is getting rich.
>>127843823
thanks bby
>>127843891
>marie faggot and octo faggot will be posting at the same time
>>127843708
>Clickbait bullshit title
>Image is clearly watches
Why does anyone defend journalism anymore?
>>127843891
Yes
>>127843891
Learn how to draw so you can do it yourself cunt.
>>127844017
It's edited, genius.
>>127843891
no he didn't but i want him to draw the woomy crying first
>>127843861
I wish it was just a few games. The game is literally unplayable and every single game I play disconnects.
>>127844047
That's a relief. Still, would you be surprised to see something like that pop up on buzzfeed?
>>127844017
bongs means watches in britain, anon
>>127844159
I want them to draw Marie making Callie cry while Callie is making the Octoling cry while the Octoling is making the Woomy cry while the Woomy shanks Marie in the back
>>127844429
>died
>didn't even push them in the water
>>127844381
>buzzfeed
>journalism
>>127844443
>>127844443
No it doenst you bloody cunt
those fucking /pol/acks just named us bongland because of our giant clock
>>127844429
There is no way that was supposed to be impressive.
>>127844429
is that supposed to be impressive
>>127844624
>>127844635
kek
>>127844443
Fucking brits
>>127844429
>flicks a lot and dies
>BOOYAH
>>127844642
You are correct.
does anyone have the squib painting in museum?
>>127844226
you could try creating another user on your wii u and start with a fresh save file. might have something to do with your save.
another thing could be if the disc is too scratched. did you try using your phone's wifi or something to get a connection?
>>127845031
This one?
>>127843975
Even in plush form she has some beautiful eyes.
>>127843264
>>127843132
>Marie continuously laying into a Squib that's already beaten and sobbing on the ground, with that same starkly satisfied grin on her face
>>127845970
I want to be that squib
>>127775849
me on the right
>>127844747
-fat
Thanks for playing, squad!
>>127845970
I bet Marie kidnaps and torture jellies to get her rocks off
>>127845970
>Marie discovers sadism
>Callie is revolted and throws up on the sidelines, discovering empathy
And thus the entirety of their future identities were formed.
>>127845236
yes anon
thank you
>>127846325
good games squad
Are the amiibo worht it
>>127846328
They make rubber duck noises when I punch them!
>>127846759
if you want the figures, yes
>>127842595
>>127843132
>>127843264
>>127845970
>>127846080
>>127846328
>>127846359
>>127846787
What awful posts.
>>127846759
If you can find them, yes. Buy all three.
>>127846787
can you describe the sound they make when you do this, marie?
>>127846908
Marie's PLENTY nice you know! She's-
>>127847249
CALLIE 3 SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOCKING MARIE THE FUCK OUT
>>127847038
Sounds like a poison strand being stuffed into a butthole
>>127845437
I agree 100%
Speaking of, my Callie plush should be here tomorrow, I can hardly wait
Maries behind! I want to spank it!
>>127847249
Well let's see. Cynical? Sadistic? Narcissistic? Materialistic? Manipulative? Incestuous? Possibly traitorous? Very pretty and very talented?
>>127847731
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>Not really
>Yes but that's not bad
>Definitely
>Definitely not
>>127846759
Not really, I rarely use the school uniform and I always forget I have squid beats mini game. I definitely wouldn't have gotten the boy if I didn't have to
>>127847663
she'd spank you
>>127847731
That sounds about right
Mariefags are just something else
>MARIE IS SHIT SHE'S SO GOOD
>MARIE IS AWFUL PLEASE BE AWFUL TO ME
>MARIE IS GARBAGE BUT SHE'S HOT SO WHO CARES
What does it all mean
>>127847882
Are you homophobic? That is pretty sad in 2016
>>127847882
The Hero Roller is by far the best roller tho
>>127848140
Hes saying he wouldnt buy any of them...
You're autistic...
>>127848123
i want marie to be my fetish waifu
>>127848123
She sugs a good dig
>>127847731
You forgot wicked sense of humor
>>127848123
it means we're all deeply awful, disgusting people on the inside. it's just easy to exaggerate marie's personality traits and project ourselves onto her.
>>127848259
He is saying he wouldn't have bought the boy
>>127847936
Sounds even better.
anyone have the picture of Callie's model with her tentacles being measured in length?
>>127775849
I don't know anything about this game. I just came here to say these girls have some wonderful butts.
>>127848417
No because he's saying the squidbeats game and school uniform aren't worth it either.
>>127848573
As an added bonus almost every idle animation has them swaying their hips around vigorously.
>>127848123
Half of that shit is /ink/ headcanon
>>127848691
But they still say it.
>>127848546
Here you go
Any tips on how to organize my Splatoon folder? It's got so huge it's a miracle if I find anything anymore.
I want to marry Marie!
>>127848293
>squid teeth anywhere near your dick
eliter is fucking gooooood god damn
>>127848804
You'll have to go through me, friend.
>>127848573
It's what sold the game for me.
>>127848787
gracias anon
I want to kiss Marie's cheek before she leaves to work!
>>127848985
Those ears look disgusting
>>127848787
I divide my folders into 'Callie', 'Marie', 'Callie and Marie', and 'Other'.
>>127849071
>Implying she won't be kissing you on the cheek before you go to work once you've stuck a baby in her
>>127849071
She's got one hell of a grip on that dick.
>>127849105
Those ears look delicious you mean
>>127849231
>implying Marie isn't going to be the one to put a baby into you
>>127849336
>Ears
It wasn't my fetish, but it is now.
>>127849453
From one of the pictures that have been posted a million times?
And doesn't even look that good?
>>127849231
I love the idea of icy Marie becoming a kind and loving mama towards her loving husband and child.
>>127849343
No way, she's dreampt of being a mommy since she was a little girl.
>>127848787
this is all you need
>>127849629
that's only because marie is normally shit and you want her to not be
;_;7
>>127849629
I think that's some of the appeal to her; breaking through her stony exterior and getting to the dormant sweetheart we never get to see.
Callie would be the same bubbly, loving tart she's always been. But getting through to Marie would be something special
>>127849631
>someone who's all about amassing money wanting a child
Love them or hate them children are a massive drain on resources, espeically money
>>127846759
Squid Hairclip
Hero Roller
Squid Beatz
Definitely.
>>127849882
>Some of the appeal is that there's a small chance she's not an awful person.
>>127849809
When will it return?!
>>127849698
>Callie's falcon punch under The Absolute Best
You're a pretty cool guy anon.
>rainy is in a private lobby
w-whats happening? Has he joined Tim's team?
>>127850121that's just my marie getting wrecked folder
>>127849959
>Implying Marie isn't stockpiling money to give her kid(s) the best possible future
Unfortunately she'd no doubt be a terrible mother. Very strict and controlling. And auntie Callie isn't a very good influence.
>>127850227
Sorry, but Thatso already asked me to join his team.
>>127850612
You're not Rainy! He never used caps! But, for real, I want to know what that lobby is for
>>127850330
>stockpiling money to give her kid(s) the best possible future
oh that's a good one anon
>>127850330
Fuck that; Auntie Callie would be awesome!
Granted when she isn't wanting to teach you how to wrestle or telling war stories.
Can anyone not get online?
I wonder if a human and an inkling could successfully procreate
>>127851006
Not a chance in hell. No vaginas bro.
>>127850851
Aunt Callie would always take you out to eat and tell funny jokes and play games with you andmake you feel like she's the mom you never hadandactually love you
>>127850330
>>127850851
Marie would be all about eating healthy, bland tasting food and Callie would sneak them all kinds of sweets.
>>127851235
>>127851312
And now I'm wishing I was related to a squid pop star...
*faint party popper
THE KING OF /INK/ SPEAKS
>>127851538
And to think we were only at 3 images yesterday
>>127851538
>no way to sort by score
fucking trash
>>127851538
we're making it happen
>>127851728
>i don't know how to search a booru
>>127851881
tell me how to sort by score then senpai
>>127852290
With my dick.
>>127852324
With my dick.
>>127852290
With your dick
its him
>>127852767in your heart
>>127848787
At least have Callie and Marie folders
>>127851235
>Aunt Callie wiping your tears and hugging you on the couch and assuring you that your Mom didn't mean to hit you; she cares about her family dearly but she just forgets to show it sometimes...
>>127852843
nice meme
>>127852843
That one hit alittle close
daily reminder that behind her beautiful and sincere face callie is actually a uncontrollable rapist depraved of sexual interaction just for the sake of her carrer
>>127852843
>>127853219
sign me up
>>127853219
-Marie
>>127852767
scarths stream
>>127853219
How is it rape if Marie wants her to do it?
Letting Marie bully me to the point of mental breakdown!
>>127853594
She'd breakdown first. She's not that kind of sadist.
daily reminder that all marie wants in life is to have a child so she resorts to capturing and raping squidboys in a vain attempt to become pregnant even though she knows she is infertile
>>127853594
I want Marie to bully my dick
>>127853873
Get on this writefags
>>127853339
WHICH VOICE IS TIM
I want Marie to make me her sex pet
>>127853873
the marie is sterile headcanon is as stupid and unfounded as the callie is mentally 3 years old headcanon desu
>>127854091
>be squidboy
>fight in the turf war
>notice Marie watching
>win battle
>go outside
>Marie is waiting there
>get hit in the head by something
>pass out
>wake up tied to a bed
>Marie is bullying penis
>try to struggle but not really
>"Shh... Agent 3, it's good for you."
>what the fuck I'm not an agent
>Marie mounts
>cum seconds later
>repeat
>half an hour later
>Marie dismounts
>unties from bed
>catch up with the experience
>hear Marie crying about something in the next room
>leave
>>127854858
>>127854806
this
>>127776551
Wait, if Marie's hair's white, does that mean her ink's white?
>>127776931
But what's spike gonna do to it?
Also, why are we not mass ripping images from other boorus?
>>127854806
Nobody thinks Callie is mentally 3. She's just extremely naive sexually and has a couple forms of autism.
>>127855531
Yes. Marie fires long streams of white goo, Callie bludgeons targets with a Roller soaked in what looks like molten tar.
>>127855531
DUDE YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER MAKE THAT JOKE HOLY SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD IM CRYING XXDDXDXDDDXDDXXDXDXDXDXDX LLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOOLOLOOLOLLOLOLLLOL MAN YOU'RE SO ORIGINAL !!!!! HAHHAHAHAHA I JUST PEED MY PANTS SKJFHVSLIFGLIUFHWOFUIBWLFUBWLIFBHWFHWKUFBHWKJHKHGWSD HHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!!XDDD
>I don't play turf wars
>>127855991
I do though
>>127855991
Turf war is boring as hell.
>>127856171
I want to have public sex with Marie
>>127831925
love gifs/images like these
>>127856356
She wouldn't do that; sex is something intimate.
>>127831925
>>127856526
typical that i am a retard and forget my image
>>127856356
>you will never have hot passionate sex with Marie while Callie watches intently
>>127856171
>>127856629
>avatar
it's okay when bum does it
>>127856705
I'm on /dsg/ right now and this shit confuses the hell out of me."thanks, Obama!" is the best death message
>>127856171
You're boring.
Anyone around want to squad?
Would settle for a twin.
>>127857573
I'll twin with ya. I'll play before I go to sleep
>>127857074
i always used"Git Gud", short sweet and hilarious at the same timehow is /dsg/ nowadays? haven't been there since before scholar released, might return once 3 is released
>>127857648
That was quick, I started a Turf War match thinking it'd be a while before I got a bite.
NNID isspacetravelagent, add me if you don't already have me and I'll put the squad right up.
>>127857962
Sent.
Letting Marie break my nose!
>>127857962
I can play for a little bit. Send in a min
did dance taunts come out yet
>>127858571
who dis cutie
>>127857783
when 4kings is there, awful. 4kings is still here and it just him baiting people and it sucks. When he isn't on, its ok, just a bunch of newbies asking questions, people arguing over builds and Das2, and the occasional fight club.
>>127858727
>4kings is still there
god fucking damnit, he's one of the big reasons i left to begin with
does he at least keep the same trip/name so you can filter him effortlessly?
>>127858925
Nope. hes worse than ever. I literally say half the posts in one thread get deleted when the mods finally decided to get around to banning him.
i knew that you could get on top of the tarp in the upper left, but i just now realized you can get on this one too (i'm slow, i know)
>>127859119
am i right to assume he just evades anyway?
at least tell me when he's not around so my return can be slightly less shitty
>>127859217
he must, because he is back the next day usually.
I want to fuck Marie on top of Callie's dead body desu senpai
>>127858324
Letting Marie scratch and bite my face till it's unrecognizable!
2010 was six years ago
>>127859175
>e3k scope can cover this much area from one corner
naisu
>>127859965
Balance
Been playing like shit and deranked to B+ lately.
My usual weapons been letting down, was going to grab the Carbon roller and just have fun but went with the AeroMG on a whim. Worked surprisingly well on TC.
What weapons outside your comfort zone have you all tried lately?
>>127858209
Wow, we're getting paired with some really useless teammates desu.
Sorry I'll be back in like 10 minutes to continue if you still want to.
>>127860449
Yup. Like that one urchin underpass teammate that didn't get on the tower. Ggs though, might as well go to sleep.
>>127859965
too bad you can't squid to ink on that tarp
>>127860405
Octobrush family is a good weapon that I picked up out of curiosity. I found the playstyle to be somewhat similar to the carbon. I should give other weapons a chance in squads or in TW.
>>127855989
I'm just passing through, was just curious what the fan cannon on it was.
You seem a trifle upset. Perhaps you could go drink some juice and calm down?
>>127860526
that would be ridiculous
it took me about 2 minutes with 5 ism subs and 1 ink rec main/1 ink rec sub to cover all that
>>127860893
If you take me to the café while letting me hold your hand, then I'll be fine.
>>127859349
Gods can't die anon.
>>127775849
The pink one is hot; but the green one looks like she has that 'librarian in a G-string' kind of charm.
discord didn't kill the general
>>127864687
I'd rather the general be dead than the namefags shooting the shit.
ded
>>127865085
who?
post your mains
>>127866801
Splattershot Pro and Splash-O-Matic. Love those guns.
Just wish my Woomy didn't clip the Pro through her face upon victory.
>>127866801
.52
Kelp Scope
E - Scope
Dynamo
Splattershot
Blaster
Rapid Blaster Deco
>>127864372
She's okay.
>>127866801
Inkbrush N.
Splattershot Jr
I need to learn Octobrush
>>127867695
Does it look like Marie has a bit of... pussy rash?
>>127867530
How does anybody use the Rapid Blaster?
>>127868568
I'm more worried about how her thighs are fused together.
>>127859408
I would gladly beat the shit out of Marie. If she let me.
Neo Sloshing Machine is next to be released.
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/685382025373597696
http://c64.superdefault.com/
use this on a splatoon picture
post results
>>127871327
Cool whatever
Nobody cares
>>127871327
Point Sensor and Inkzooka. I don't think this competes with the original.
>>127871327
>>127871518
It'd be nice if they mixed up the loadouts a bit for a change. What is this, the third time we've had this combination? All on relatively similar weapons.
Anyone up for a Ika Musume lobby later?
I'm sad that the manga is ending.
>>127872185
>SZ Saltspray Rig
But then again, I just can't say no to an Ika Musume lobby.
NNID?
>>127872185
I was just about to post this.
Everyone needs to wear the outfit.
>>>/a/135812563
>>127871327
>>127871684
The only thing left is Custom Hydra, hopefully the devs will buff the thing to be usable shortly after.
>>127831521
>Hiding the .52 Gal
they probably had an Aerospray
>>127871327
>Sensor and Zooka
Probably better to stick with the original isn't it? This feels like the Luna blasters but in reverse
>>127840467
>I'm bored of turf war
Bored of the game already eh?
Ranked will just make you rage eventually so you'll not only be bored but you'll hate the game as well.
THOSE WITH NO LIFE
AND/OR IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE
JOIN ME IN EARLY MORNING SQUAD TIME
I CAN GUARANTEE MEDIOCRE PLAY AND PROBABLY SUICIDE BY THE ENDK.K.K.Fishcake
>>127871684
The weapon used to have Sprinkler and Inkzooka, but it was changed back when we discovered its name.
Sucks.
>>127875024
Quite sure the fact Sprinkler/Inkzooka would be downright broken is another reason it got changed.
>>127875281
so is disruptor bubbler, but a weapon got that
the sloshing machine is probably the only weapon that could handle that combo without becoming overpowered, given the weapon itself has problems functioning with so many better alternatives.
>>127855659
because that's the common sensical thing only r/splatoon would do. and we hate reddit.
>>127875415
It's good for TC but definitely takes enough work to keep most people away.
Next closest is probably Mini Splatling with how fast it charges Inkzooka already.
Disruptor/Bubbler has the massive drawback of relying entirely on your main weapon/team.
>>127875415
Disruptors don't help build your special unlike sprinklers do. That combination of sub and special would be able to charge up inkzookas faster than the aero mg.
>>127875782
you kind of give it more credit than its due. i mean how often are you going to get your special with the sloshing machine of all things, the coverage could be a lot better. the sprinkler would just be means of getting it as often as say a tentatek or aerospray.
>>127874732
Sent request
>>127871327
Haha, I knew The Hydra had to be the last. It sounds way too mean.
>>127875898
gotcha
you wanna twin, or wait for some other saps to come along?
>>127876054
I'm good for either
>>127862835
Tell that to Callie's real sister during the war.
Was she not a god? Heartless bastard.
>>127875897
The kelp Splatterscope is the perfect example of how fast sprinklers are able to charge up killer wail. It may cost less points yeah but it's the same principle of you run any SCU/SS. Every current weapon that has sprinkler right now has a passive special, it's kind of op if you think about it if you combine it with an offensive special like kraken or inkzooka.
>>127876217
were pretty dead right now, i guess well do a twin and if anyone else shows up we can close it down for a quad
>>127861126
>letting me hold your hand
>>127876271
>Sprinkler/Kraken anything
>>127875687
THEN WHY EVEN HA, fuck it, everything has a booru, at least spatoon actually deserves one...
>>127876271
well the other thing is that the splatterscope is generally going to live longer than the slosher, which in the long range meta is borderline suicide, so unless youre running special saver chances are youre gonna die before you get the special. all it does is guarantee you get it sometimes.
If the Eliters saw a range nerf what would that mean for the other chargers?
>>127876754
>10 seconds into the start of a match
>already have inkzooka ready
yeah, fuck that.
>>127872660
>>127872810
NNID Rezizardon
We can start when we get 1 more for a 2v2
>>127877041
>splatterscope becomes meta because, left unchanged, it would be a now better eliter
>everything stays the same
>>127877041
Splatterscopes would have less issues dealing with E-Liters and be even more popular than now.
Hydra/Heavy Splatling will have better but still shit odds facing E-liters.
>>127877151
I'm surprised the bomb rush doesn't already attract more people to it during zones or rainmaker
>>127876217
wanna join these tools after this?
>>127877109
>>127877309
Bomb Rush is useful for SZ but Killer Wail is more useful for TC due to Splash Walls and being able to force people off almost guaranteed.
>>127877474
Sure.
>>127877109
the two of us >>127877474
are gonna join in. are we doing squads or what.
>>127877742
Private match. Creating now.
>>127877474
Actually, I only own the dress. I don't know if they'd like a woomy running around mismatched.
>>127876232
Half sister. Also half Octopus. Callie did what she had to.
>>127877786
were just gonna be fucking around anyway. worst case scenario you order the other shit off of the people in the lobby for next time.
Ika-chan lobby is up
>>127877563
For sure, if the nerf does come about there's gonna be a lot of salty tears, the reg/kelp should see more use. The massive range of the eliter is too much of an attraction right now, even though the specials of the scopes are probably better for game modes, shit the kelp even has a sprinkler for that damn wail.
>>127878034
its hardly even the range that attracts eliter faggots, its mostly the sub/specials on either. the downside of most chargers is pisspoor close range, and EITHER eliter solves that problem.
>>127878108
Oh yeah i forgot the burst bomb CQC, damage up stackers can nearly 1 hit with those fuckers.
>>127877784
PIT ME AGAINST THE WORLD, I CAN HANDLE IT
>>127789264
sauce?
>>127878491
ON ANY MAP OTHER THAN THAT ONE
>>127868684
With Damage Up
Hey Rezizard, it'sLinkhere, you guys are cool with me just hopping into the lobby right? I can leave and change into my Ika gear if you'd like.
>>127879626
you know you can change it inbetween rounds, right
>>127801339
I always thought the fact that you can't shit around with your load out in the lobby was so matchmaking was actually fast instead of timed so 12 year olds have enough time to sound out the name of the new gun they unlocked.
Sounds like you need to just play COD
>hurrr problems with splatun:
>no kill streaks
>no helicopters (too easy to stay alive)
>no blood
>not enough death
>no knife mechanic
>can't call the black woomies racist things because no mic :'(
>>127879626
I'd prefer it if everyone was using Ika gear
>>127879972
>>127880115
And now I'm all set and Ika'd out.
please vote no in leddit's stupid poll
http://strawpoll.me/6477672
squidboards needs to be contained
>>127877854
The plot thickens
>>127880253
Why should we care?
>>127880197
>>127880115
>>127877786
you guys want to squad or somethin soon
im all for this but i'd prefer getting money or whatever too
>>127881331Linkhere, I'd love to squad. Particularly since I haven't gotten a rotation with Saltspray in so long.
>>127881331
ika musume squad?
>>127881562
i mean we can try, but dunno if were gonna last against s+ japstacks.
>>127881562
If we're doing it like that, I need to leave to add all the slots to mine first.
>>127871327
might be neat. point sensor on a bucket is cool, especially on machine since it'll be easy to hit over walls and stuff since you know exactly where they are. inkzooka is a weird choice but I guess that makes it a strong pick for towers since you can make the enemy chargers fuck off and then terrorize the walkways from below.
what do you run on this anyway? seems like it doesn't need much besides SCU/saver spam.
>>127881636
>>127881642
That was a surprise.
>forgot to equip ika shit
>rotation anyways
well i guess thats that
>>127882012
Ika-chan strong
What happened to Arowana Mall?
>>127882012
>>127882075
We got a good dynamic going on, and I think a good portion of that is Ika-chan.
>>127882328
Devs realized how much of a shit map it is when Charger players aren't complete ass.
>>127882328
its dead jim
just likethis thread
>>127882328
Hopefully in the grave forever
Hosting Squads again!
Best rotation yet seen currently ongoing.
Any weapon rank welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>127882674
I don't want to have my mistakes streamed to the world. Sorry Sorry.
>>127882328
It's probably being changed and playtested thoroughly. Hopefully.
>>127882817
>The world
I wish.
Maybe 5-10 people sitting cozy in the chat will see it.
Come join. I need 2 more.
>>127882817
I'm watching :3
i think im gonna switch back to my non-ika outfit.
no recon is gonna make me go insane.
>>127882328
Octoling sponsored attack by INKSIS terrorists. All thoseclothes. Gone. I'm ready for some revenge.
>>127882958
still looking?
>>127883504
We went on to twin, we can switch to quad if enough people are interested.
>>127882328
The Palm Tree cheat resurfaced again.
>>127883697
fair enough, lemme know if there's another volunteer
EASY
A
S
Y
>>127882958source?
>>127883697
>>127883801
I'm available to join now, put up a quad.
Hi Hi Puffy Callie Marie Show
>>127775849
Who are these girls and where can I find porn of them?
>>127883996
>tfw keked
>>127883801
>>127883996
Squad is up.
Streaming our games at twitch tv/IAMUSORRY
>>127884064
Oh god why didnt anyone else think of this before
Alright Ika squad 1 more and I'm done for now.
>>127881910
>point sensor on a bucket is cool, especially on machine since it'll be easy to hit over walls and stuff since you know exactly where they are
Yeah, I had the same idea. It's probably why they chose Point Sensor.
I don't use the Sloshing Machine at all (I prefer Tri-slosher and Slosher Deco), but I think Inkzooka is a good fit for it.
Am I right in thinking that the weapon plays kinda like the Dynamo, a zoning weapon that hangs back and holds an area? Zooka is great for that.
Sprinkler would have helped it so much in this role, and also let it charge Zooka while staying in one place, but no. Ruined because idiots will abuse it.
As for abilities, I'd say Tenacity, a mix of Special Charge Up and Special Saver, and Damage Up. I'm not sure what people run on the Sloshing Machine, but you want that Zooka.
>>127884275
Literally Google 'Splatoon' and both your questions will probably be answered.
Nice squadding with you Nice Ass, Link,Beans.
>>127884969
It was good squadding with you Rez. I think I'm gonna head out too. Props to Nice Ass and Beans of course, we really rocked it once we left the lobby and started squadding.
How do Sploosh-O-Matic users operate? This things range makes the regular Splash feel like a Gal.
>>127883289
You use Recon??
I've been curious about it for the past few days, I plan to roll a shirt and try it tomorrow.
What are your experiences with it? Tell me stuff, anon.
>>127885323
you surprise them bro
>>127885323
Lots of Swim Speed.
A little Run Speed.
Ambush, never engage head on.
Disrupt, get behind enemy lines, be a distraction that divides their numbers.
And just shoot stuff I guess.
>>127885390
It's shit, just use QR
>>127885390
insider tips here, dont go sharing with any squibsi stack quick super jump
think of it as playing as an omnipresence. you get to the midfield, drop a few beakons here and there, then jump back and forth between spawn and where you want to go. recon tells you where the other team is so you can make an educated decision on where to go. after that, just jump to somebody on your team or one of the beakons you put down and move from there.
not to mention how easy it is to get away from a tight spot. ive got 2 mains and about 5 subs in it and the launch time takes about a second, with air being about a second more. if youre smart with it, its basically instant quick respawn and full special saver when you think about it.
not to mention you can drop a kraken care package on anybody who needs it if you use the krak-on or octobrush.
>>127885649
this guy can fuck off
>>127885649
>just run in over and over like a retard instead of trying to adapt your playstyle to something strategic
>>127885323
ever use the splattershot jr
its like that
>>127885619
Sounds like it won't suit me at all. Guess I'll stick to the Splashes.
>>127885779
You make it sound like people that run QR plan on dying.
>>127886275
thats generally how it works
everyone ive ever seen run quick respawn treats themselves as a human timebomb. nobody knows how long the fuse is or how much damage itll do, but every time its up, expect it to explode relatively soon.
so thanks qr users, you ink the map in the opponent's color more than the other team.
>>127885892
You're not even going to try it?
Don't be so easily dissuaded. The Sploosh is scarily competent in close range. It's just like any other short-range weapon; outranged, but has the advantage once it gets in.
>>127886439
Go to hell; it's an insurance policy not an excuse to an hero.
>>127886439
best assessment of QR users i've ever heard. fuckin hate those useless cunts.
next time you're leading the path spaceman, please ink the volcano.
that match should have been over in 30 secconds.
>>127886550
really
so you designated 12 slots to respawn quickly because you dont expect to die?
or so that you can feel better when you do an hero, like youre not a detriment to the team
>>127886528
No, this is too little range. Just going about the shooting range it's easy to see why Sploosh users also like melee weapons so much.
Also that fat nozzle just uglies up an otherwise beautiful weapon.
>>127886716
Nobody except Bum runs full QR; one slot is all you need.
>>127887201
>one slot doing anything at all
so thats a rough 1 second shaven off with better options out the ass
>>127887374
It's something? One second can make all the difference in a clutch.
Hell, I don't even use QR so I'm not sure why I'm defending it.
>>127887625
i used to run it too, its just such a bad ability.
single handedly kept me in A-. everyone preaches to the high heavens that its one of the best abilities, but all it does is waste slots and cause you to die more often.
>>127887776
this is also an accurate assessment, special saver is always a better investment than QR
>>127887850
I run both though.
GGsIAMUSORRY!/Spaceman/Mamandilsquad, That's enough dunk-fish for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xsKFkD3hps
>>127887201
One slot so you benefit from trades by returning faster?
You're better off with Swim Speed.Or both.
>>127884532
Oh, I thought this would have been a day 1 comparison.
>>127887891
ggs fám
That whimper than inklings do when they are injured and submerged in their own ink recovering is the cutest thing
alright who saw me push that sorry sap into the water
i love fucking with bubblers
>>127888524
what is this
I heard from a friend that a new weapon was coming out tonight
How true is this?
>>127890910
shloshing machine alt
nobody cares
>>127890910
neo slosher machine today
Callie has autism!
>>127891231
>tfw no qt autistic gf
>>127891231
More like she has ADHD [Spoiler]That's part of her charm[Spoiler]
Guys is a LAN adapter a necessity?
Is it hard to git gud at this game?
I was never a fps guy, more of a tps guy.
Thinking about getting this game.
>>127891607
Well the point of her being team Grasshopper in the Grasshopper vs Ant Japanese Splatfest is that Grasshoppers can't focus on getting their jobs done, unlike hard working ants.
So maybe she does.
>>127891925
A LAN adapter? No.
Get it. It's fun.
>>127891925
only if your internet is bad
based on how many anons complain about disconnects it might be
>>127891925
I have a LAN adapter; though I haven't used it much since it means moving my television into my study near the modem. Personally I haven't seen much of a difference.
As for getting gud, no its very easy to catch onto. The frustrating part is getting great, which is hard because there are so msny great players at this game.
I'd recommend it to anybody.
>>127891925
1. nah unless you have a lot of internet related problems at home
2. nope just use motion controls
fun and addicting man
that was pretty epic dude
really epic
>>127891925
If you find you keep disconnecting the only solution is the ethernet adapter. I'd wait until after you get the game (and like it) before you get the ethernet adapter
>>127892249
There are ethernet cables over 250ft, "TV is too far from modem" is not a real excuse
>>127893620
>>127893741
Instead of having a cord snaking through my whole house is there a good wireless adapter one?
>>127893741
Wiring your whole house just for mildly better connection in a squid paint game isn't a justification either.
>jump in on a beakon i placed
>place another one upon landing
>jap comes up and fucks my bum
>doesnt kill the beakon i dropped
i mean im not complaining but how stupid do you need to be
>>127894276
Why remove a beacon when you could be spending your time fucking the objective?
Now Amiibos are cheap as shit: boy or girl or both
>>127894630
All three or don't bother.
>>127894630
Why not all three?
>>127894672
But I don't want the power armour. Are the challenges worth it?
>>127894760
I don't use the Power Armour either; but the Hero Splattershot is awesome and Squid Beats is THE best thing that comes with an Amiibo.
>>127894760
not really. it takes about an hour to complete all the challenges on one amiibo. If you don't like the power armor, it comes with squid beats with is basically just the OST that you can listen to while you queue up for online. the game aspect of squid beats isn't score based or anything.
>>127895143
>>127895001
Okay, that sounds decent. £10 each seems alright, still cheap.
>>127894760
why wouldn't you want power armor???
>>127895772
When you can spend three minutes of waiting in a lobby listening to Maritime Melody instead of that damn default music, it makes all the difference.
>>127895903
It looks pretty dumb with most weapons and it clips terribly.
>>127894760
Squid beats was worth it just listen to Calamari Inkantation while the match gets ready.
>>127898316
I take back my statement from previous threads; listening to that song and the credits theme again, Callie really does have the better singing voice.
Okay I ordered all of them.
>missed out delivery tomorrow by four minutes
I should probably play some SPLATOON then, I haven't done so properly in months. Anything new? Any sick memes I missed out on? Is Woomy still a thing?
>>127899739
Woomy is now recognized Internet wide, to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if it was referenced in a sequel.
There are a bunch of new weapons and a handful of new maps, but things are just as savage as ever.
Also Splatfest developments, but that's not really gameplay related. Callie confirmed fitness freak though.
>>127899739
aeromeme is actually pretty good in ranked for all modes. But it also depends on the map.
If you want the maximum amount of snails, join Marie's team
>>127900248
>>127899739
dyanmo for sz
octobrush/blasters for tc
>>127900427
Can we get a drawfag to squid this up
>>127898791
Apart from mental health, where isn't Callie the best?
>>127900594
I could I guess.
Been out of practice, so might take me a bit.
>>127900653
Canonically smaller boobs?
>>127902237
>concept art
>meaning fuckall
>>127902237
The smaller the chest, the closer you can get to her heart(s).Callie's all about that bum anyway.
is there any reason to ever use the slosher deco when the 96 deco exists?
Splatfest when?!
tower tower squads where
>>127903224
tonight. it's a stealth splatfest they didn't announce.
>>127903431
How did you know about it?
>>127904153
that picture bothers me so much. Arche was joyfully surprised but that squid just looks sad.
>>127904489
>actually knowing the context and names behind that image
fuckin weeb
>>127904489
Everyone is sad when Krakens are involved.
"Competent teammates" is an oxymoron on Splatoon
I want to be in a purely sexual relationship with Marie.
>>127905885
Its only true when everyone is better than you.
To carry or be carried, thatsplatoon
>>127905912
I want to be in the type of relationship with Marie where she beats me up daily and verbally abuses me, but never does anything specifically sexual with me.
get me out of C ranked hell.
>>127906220
That's what sex is to her.
>>127905912
for the right price you can
>>127906274
C rank is basically initiation into the socially acceptable and fresh squids of inkopolis.
Its seperates the squibs from the kids and yougit gud
>>127906443
Depends on the quality. Marie herself is a valuable form of currency.
>>127906550
What's the conversion rate on Maries to gold?
I want to be in a platonic relationship with Callie.
>there will never be a Dew vs Doritos splatfest
>>127906820
About $66 million to the Marie.
Unless you have a commendable penis, in which case it's on the house.
>>127906820
1 Marie = 10000g
so you need three maries to equal one SSS. Just imagine how many times Marie has been passsed around to fund all those Splatfests
I want to be in a long-distance relationship with Agent 3.
>>127906921
More than anything.
I want to kissAnon
>>127907162
>I want to be in a long-distance relationship with myself
that's impossible for a lot of reasons
>>127903067
No unless you really love sloshing
>>127907102
You know how stingy Marie is? 1 sex = 1 thrust.
Nah just kidding, they just mug Spyke the week before so they're just trading the snails back and forth fest after fest. That way hardly any get eaten.
>>127906921
I want to watch TV with Callie and simply enjoy each others company.
NEW NA SPLATFEST ANNOUNCED!
PAST VS. FUTURE
>>127907796
>>127907796
>pic related: the splatfest
aww fuck this one is gonna be hard
>>127907796
Seriously
>>127907960
Seriously:
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/136895156289/breaking-news-from-the-squid-research-lab-weve
>>127907796
That's one half of time vs space.
>ever picking past
Get outa here, Grandpa
>>127907796
>yfw Callie is actually a history buff
>>127908030
>Breaking news from the Squid Research Lab: We’ve just received this exclusive photograph that shows a dinosaur marching onto the set of Futurama. This can only mean one thing: IT’S SPLATFEST TIME!
>>127908030
>Holodecks provide hours of entertainment, all without needing to leave your house!
Future sex with Marie!
>>127908131
She probably just likes Dinosaurs, every kid does.
>>127908316
>>127908316
>>127908316 NEW Thread
New THREAD
>>127908030
>referencing The Fly in a kids game
that shit was terrifying when I was a kid
>>127907796
>tfw would pick Future because of the ink colour
>>127907796
a few minutes after I stop lurking the thread and instantly something important happens.