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finally a good OP
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Callie is the best!
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dude seaweed lmao
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Marie for the sake of balance
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>>127776137
A Marie is fine too
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I wanna cum on callies feet
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you forgot the discord link
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>>127776290
Tentacles aren't feet.
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Sex with you!
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Okay can we continue talking about how the sloshing weapons all need a buff?
That conversation was going places.

Especially the sloshing machine, but the tri slosher could use an adjustment to the spread to make it cover the entire area it sloshes in. not necessarily an increase,
but maybe make the two shots on the side larger and bring them in a little so the spread is the same,
but evenly covers the area within the spread.

Sloshing machine should either instantly kill with direct hits or have the AOE widened on the area around the missile.

Regular slosher doesn't really need a range buff, but maybe make the cone a little wider closer to the inkling.
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>>127776589
Yeah sure, do all of that. Good job anon, your great weapons are even greater now.
Fortunately you don't work for Nintendo.
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Cute squidboy is having second thoughts about handing his snail buddy over to Spyke.
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>>127776418
>2016
>not cumming on her feet
but she has nice tentacles
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>>127776931
I want to be able to sell a Sea Snail to a pet store for 30 000 coins.
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>>127775849
>https://booru.splatoon.ink/
Oh okay
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>>127776589
the bubblewhore slosher doesn't need any adjustments because it's already the best one by far. it definitely doesn't need to get better at laying down ink so it can charge its crutch special faster.

sloshmachine just needs some more range. as it is you can't really outrange people unless you have a major terrain advantage, and at your effective range it's pretty easy to get rushed down or traded because your ttk is so terrible.

regular slosher is good as it is, but it could use more range too so it can comfortably hit people above and in front of you like it was intended to do. it'd be nice to have a weapon that beats splash walls 1v1 that's not named heavy splatling.

both regular sloshers have good close-range panic buttons so neither of them needs any help up close I think.


>>127776729
did a bucket fuck your dad or something?
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>>127777298
You say that as if Sloshers aren't already some of the best all-purpose weapons in the game. Why hypothesize about something that obviously is in no need of changing?
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>>127776137
I want Marie to suck on my fingers!
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>>127777298
>>127776589

All Sloshers need to have their ink consumption reduced.

Sloshing Machine, I feel should oneshot on direct hit but a larger burst is also fine.

That's all I'd change
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>>127777761
just run ink saver main+ink recovery famz
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>>127777761
Well then the Sloshing Machine renders most Blasters entirely irrelevant. They should just make the trails do a bit more damage
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>>127777994
it doesn't have enough range to make blasters irrelevant
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>>127777761
>oneshot on direct hit

i'll never understand these people who want sloshmachine to be the luna neo but even better. you're really going to hate it when everyone and their dog starts using it in ranked to fuck you.
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>>127778203
So? It has very impressive fire rate.
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>>127777856

I do it doesn't help especially when burst cancelling

>>127777994
>>127778217

It should always 2 shot the fact it can be turned into a 3 shot is unacceptable. One shotting is probably asking too much.

As for hating everybody using it Tentatek users never complained when they were in Tentatek only matches before all the patches and the .96 gal came into vogue
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>>127778390
>the fact it can be turned into a 3 shot is unacceptable
God forbid people are able to stack Defense to make your weapon do less damage; oh the horror.
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>>127778606

Damage up and Defence up should both be removed. Weapons and subs should just do the damage they do
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>>127778714
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>>127778770
-chargerfag
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>>127778390
Why do you want the Sloshmachine to be overused? Not all weapons have to be meta or even effective.
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>>127778918

I don't want it to be overused but I also wouldn't be particularly bothered if it became so. I want it to be more viable
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>>127778918
he wants it to be easy like the tentatek

>>127779058
sloshmachine can work in S+ just fine as it is, it could use a little push to make it less awkward to handle but it's definitely viable
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>>127778835
>Everything I use should have the game shaped around it!
>Everything I don't use should be shit!
It's called the meme machine for a reason. It's shit. If that sets you off then use something else.
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>>127776589

I have a technique for the Tri-slosher that you might find useful.

When inking turf, I slosh downward, then upward, then move forward. The downward slosh's ink slides across the ground and covers it evenly, and the upward slosh (just aiming forward) just gives you the regular spread.

Slosher should have better ink efficiency, I agree. IIRC it's only 3 sloshes after a Splash Wall. Kinda ludicrous that it needs Ink Savers. I can get by with most other weapons.
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>>127779217

Those 2 abilities throw more than the Machine off especially with how people stack them.

>>127779110

I don't want it to be Tentatek my point was we're getting matches with all but 2 players being chargers or gals and yet no one but the odd one out are complaining. In other words, Machine users would just be as indifferent to all Machine matches are as gal users are to all gal matches
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>>127779454
I think most weapons make a bigger splotch when fired at the feet.
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>>127779592
But nobody that wants to win uses the Machine so what's the problem?
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>>127779780

I'd assume those people playing the gals and chargers are having fun just like the Machine user is. Why can't the Machine have the joy of winning as well
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>>127779780
I want to win and be able to use the Custom Splattershot Jr outside of rainmaker
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>>127779934
Because life's not fair Bobby.
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>>127779934
no one has fun with a fucking gal
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>>127780053
I dunno man, effortlessly killing dudes can be pretty fun. That's why is use a Zink Splatling.
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ded thred
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Hello /ink/, Splatoon really inspired me to learn how to draw after seeing alot great fan-art of the game. This is one of my WIPS; I would like to hear any suggestions on how to improve. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated :)
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>>127783836
The head is pretty oversized and the ears look like they're too high, but it's not terrible outside of that. Keep at it anon
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>>127777777
Nice get
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>>127784209
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>>127784209
Well it was. The downside to the mods deleting the gets is most people can't find out what it was.
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>no discord link in OP
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>>127784585
Do the people in the discord really want randoms barging in?
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>>127783836
don't hide the hands, anon! it's ok if you don't feel confident in drawing them, but bad hands are much better than conveniently hidden hands. also try not to draw with lots of small lines. anyway it's quite cute, good job!
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>>127784681
I was gonna, bout 2 mins too slow thooh
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>>127784740
The booru was more important.
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>>127784681
Everyone from the thread is welcome, the discord is a better place to find squads too and shitpost.
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>>127785097
Only because the people in it are over there. If they'd stayed here nothing would've ever changed.
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Is the profile data tied to the Nintendo ID? I want to make a new ID but I don't want to lose all of my gear.
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>>127786253
It's one per NNID.
Sorry f am
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ded thread
ded gaem
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>>127786253
Thats some real Tim devotion
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Goodnight /ink/
Goodnight Callie
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>>127786253
i need to know who did that so I can Yeah it and save it
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Best item sets for Tower Control/Rain Maker?
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>>127789264

Goodnight anon
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>>127789264
Nighty night
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>>127784585
Good. It's really stupid splitting the community into 2 places.
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>>127790685
But if you don't put the discord in the OP, that split in the community exists still. All your doing is making it so that new people don't know about it.
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>>127786253
Sometimes I wanna just delete my save and start all over but at the same time I don't wanna lose my playtime counter. Will deleting my save reset the Activity Log?
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>>127791657
I've been here since day one and I've still never seen a discord link

bloody euro hours man
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Last night I had a splatoon dream.
Not much interesting about it, but there was a weapon that was pretty much a waffle iron on a stick, and instead of just swinging it your character would leap forward and THEN whack them with the iron on a stick. If you missed, it would get stuck in the ink and you had to wait through an animation of the inkling struggling to pull it out.
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>>127792742
>If you missed, it would get stuck in the ink and you had to wait through an animation of the inkling struggling to pull it out.

That sounds pretty adorable
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>>127792742
I had a Splatoon related dream the other night myself of a woomy doing an ink-based Psycho Crusher.
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Sometimes i dream of Marie.
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>>127793346

What does Marie dream of?
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i wonder what happened to that girl who dreamed about thighfucking an octoling
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>>127793710

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Rp_0hoNTY
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>>127791657
All it does is empty the thread.
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>>127786253
Similar to this question, can you remove an NNID so you can use it on another wii u?
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>>127795005

I was on there for a bit and it's shit. Just like this thread. Everyone wants squads but no one wants to make any preferring to wait for "good/known" players to do. On top of that a lot of people want to be carried whilst they level up gear, earn money or try out a new weapon rather than going all out like they would in solo queue
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>>127793710
Hopefully, me.
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do you think callie and marie have sleepovers a lot? do you guys have sleepovers with your cousins?
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>>127795184
only if you disable it on the current wii u and ONLY if nintendo are generous when you contact them rather than being cunts about it
lost a ton of progress a while back because i wanted to transfer data between consoles without formatting the original because multiple accounts for multiple people
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>>127796160
i slept in the same bed as my gay cousin once
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>>127795418
I was there for a while and I wasnt impressed either. That's why I think it's stupid having the community split in 2. Even though going solo is frustrating, it does improve a player's skill.
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>>127796320
It's pretty disappointing it's not a more guaranteed thing. Shit happens and people need to change systems.
I have two friends who's gamepads broke and they had a hell of a time getting a good new one because they aren't sold officially.
C'mon Nintendo, step it up.
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>>127796160
>that file name
No cause my cousins around my age have kids already and my younger cousins are teenagers.
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I WANT TO SQUAD
K.K.K.Fishcake
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>>127796498
Sounds hot go on
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>>127796160
Literally never, my family doesn't seem to get along.
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>>127797581
it was when i was 10, i was staying with my family at his house in england as we were on a holiday, and beds were limited. the 'bed' we slept in was just a double mattress on the floor with blankets etc
dont really remember much else :^)
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>>127797403
>>127797403

I can't handle these American hours. We need more Euro /ink/ers
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>>127796160
My cousins are all dead, in jail, or a thousand miles away.
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>>127797943
>dont really remember much else
Nice
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Do you think the Inklings and Octolings have had a space race yet?
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>>127798025
hell im on like 90% of the time just because im inbetween semesters, its just nobody EVER seems like playing the damn game.
make a squad late at night and people say to make it during the day.
make a squad during the day and people say theyd rather it be at night.

nobody actually wants to play
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>>127798361

I'll send you a request and if you're on when I finish work whatever day we'll twin
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>>127798025
I lurk all day but I do other things, thats why I mostly play at night.

I havent joined the discord because I know people would judge me for my shitty taste in other games
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https://twitter.com/toi81008/status/684709744376848384/photo/1

The guy who did the character art for #FE
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>>127800424
The characters for sharp FE are oddly proportioned. It's like a game off all Bayonettas children
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>>127800424

Add Splatoon DLC to that game and Japan will love it
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>>127799873
League, CSGO or Dota?
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Hello /ink/ !
I was gone for a while, but I'm back !
I love you !
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>>127801170

I love you too
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>>127800923
all three but I have only spent money one one fortunatly
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why is this shit game so highly rated? it’s got nothing going on other than fuckable squid girls

>terrible UI, can’t switch equipments / no leave button / can’t change options while waiting in matchmaking lobby
>does everything to encourage competitive ranked play instead of casual play
>can’t squad up for turf war
>can’t play ranked game modes in casual play and vice versa
>no voice-chat / any type of communication other than woomy and faggot spamming between squid & human form while spawn camping
>no penalty / suspension system for afks / plug pullers
>shitty matchmaking (4 chargers / 4 aerosprays on one team)
>p2p
>wearing ugly clothes because muh ability stacking
>eliter 3K
>.96 gal deco
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>>127801170
-Craig
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>>127801339
Congrats! You've got the (You) Jackpot!

(You)
(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)
(You)
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>>127801170
Missed you too.
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>>127801339
Japan loves squids, Japan loves lolis. Put the two together and you get Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
They don't really care about anything else.
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>>127796160
>serbian
>not ugandan
they need to get better taste
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>>127803918
You from /civ/ or somthing?
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>>127801336
>tfw the money i spent on league

endless suffering
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>>127803975
_no
i just find the ugandan films fucking hilarious
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>>127801336
Dude, i played fucking blacklight retribution until parity. I still play bf4. Your taste can't be worse than mine.
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>>127804778
Battlefield 4 is a good game though
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>>127804869
Is it really? Its fun and all, but it had so many problems. At least the devs have redeemed themselves with some free maps. Rush is still shit though.
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If i enjoy the jet squelcher, what other weapons will i enjoy?
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>>127805134
BC2 rush was far better but it's still an excellent game mode when you look at it in a void. In my region the only mode people play is conquest large and it's awful, I'd rather play rush anyday.
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>>127796160
serious art of this pls
would be cute
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>>127807743
Yeah, large is bad. I used to play that alot, but i find conquest small is a lot better.
I play a little rush, but it just feels like spawncamping to me.
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>>127807713
96 deco
Rapid blaster
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>>127807713
dual squelcher because its better
custom jet because its better

keep in mind all the squelchers are meant for long range ONLY. if youre trying to use it for short or mid range just throw away your dignity and pick up a splattershot.
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>>127808462
Yeah, i have seen the dual, but im not 18 yet. I use it as an lmg, i sit up high and lock down an area.
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I need pictures
Pictures of Callie's boobs
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>>127809020
Underage?
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>>127809020
>imods delete this
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>>127809020
dual has a much higher fire rate and is more precise. jet does shoot a farther distance, but its shots are too slow and fly too far apart. if you like the jet, dual will be your gun.
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>>127809121
>>127809262
Kek, meant im not level 18. Mods dont ban me plz, im a 23 y/o fudd.
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So...Anyone up for a squad?
Nnid: Sr.Pinky
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>>127810018
sent ;)
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>>127810276
Epic
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>>127810276
Hope you don't mind a twin squad or you want to wait for a full squad?
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>>127810920
i'll join you if you find a third, awkward trisquads suck
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>>127810920
whatever you want to do. if you feel like waiting im watching agdq, but i dont care either way.
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>>127810018
request sent
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>>127811051
>>127811118
alright, i put a full squad room, let's wait 15 min to find our fourth.
Then we twin squad if no one shows up
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>>127811447
Room for one more it seems. I'll join up, just let me turn on my Wii U.
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>>127811557
Awesome!
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>>127811698
Does that headband exist?
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>>127809091
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>>127804303
What was one of those films called?
"The best Ninja" or some shit?
All I remember is that it randomly had the X-Files theme play at some points.
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>>127811758
they made it black
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>>127811758
Nope, it's beta Tennis Headband
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>>127811787
i remember one named who killed captain alex and seeing a trailer for a few others, one was devil may cry?
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>>127811787
OBONSAM BESU
DEVIL MAY CRY
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What equips do tryhards use these days?
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>>127812062
anything that can get you damage up
just keep getting damage up
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>>127812062
swim speed
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NiceAss, want to twin??
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>lose 2 games
>everyone leaves
this is why we cant get squads off the ground anymore
unless tim himself is carrying you nobody wants to play
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>>127813523
why thanks for the compliment
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>>127813523
sure
>>127813683
ur welcome ;?0
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>>127813683
It was distracting me from the rainmaker
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>>127813523
hi you guys wanna squad?
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>>127814161
& ggs
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>>127814161
>>127813523
i guess if we get one more person.
we're in that twin right now.
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>>127814830
we have ! we met last match
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>>127814830
oh right
i forgot that bushabusha and shabushabu are separate entities
were stuck in matchmaking hell right now. if we get kicked out we can squad up.
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Ggs shabu and busha!
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There's so many things
You should have told her
But night after night
You're willing to hold her
Just hold her
Tears on your shoulder
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anyone want to take me under their wing in a squad
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>>127815104
>>127815342
squad?
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>>127815692
joined it
>>127813523
get in here
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>>127777749
Ehh, finger-sucking isn't as great as you might think.
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>about to do final push and win
>power cuts twice
sorry guys, coming back
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Dad game.
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>connection dies this time around
im gonna try this one more time before i hand it off to somebody else
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>>127816878
Oh no! You died again
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I had no reason to be over optimistic
But somehow when you smiled
I could brave bad weather
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Going out after this match, shabu squad. Ggs! I had lots of fun
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When is the next Splatfest
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>>127819275
Probably later this month. We did get two in December.
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>>127819101
im gonna run out too i guess
after so many connection issues i dont think im gonna make it too much longer anyways
ggs
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>>127819101
ggs
hope see you soon
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http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=viewthread&t=82076

Map editor
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>>127820046
Useless.
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shabu squad 3/4
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>wont get to level 50 before the game dies
cmon why did they have to make it so fucking slow to level past 40 and why did they make the order chance depend on level?
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>>127821430
anon, the time it takes to level up increases at the same rate from levels 20 to 50
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>>127821430
at least one person from here has gotten from level 1->50 twice
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>>127821430
If you're Level 40, I'm pretty sure you'll make way before the game dies.
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>>127821707
the literal GOD
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>>127821989
That has nothing to do with the post you replied to
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>>127822318
-neo /ink/
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>>127822318
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>>127822368
>>127822450
>replies to post about leveling up with picture about rank
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>>127822737
congrats, you're new as fuck
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>>127822779
ok
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why has Splatoon been so dead lately? The lobby keeps kicking me because "not enough players"
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3/4
Rainy/SailorMoon/ThatsSo
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>Callie will never give you an enthusiastic blowjob and beg you to cum on her face before exuberantly eating it all
Why live
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>>127823995
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>>127823789
Oh look, the discord circlejerk is missing a one lucky guy! Better join while it's hot guys, chances like this are RARE.
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>>127812062
Squidstar Hi-Tops all day every day.
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>>127821430
If you play ranked alot and win a decent amount of times, you'll level up and get good money at the same time.
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>>127823789
no vienes aqui tanto como antes
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>>127824254
>Look mom, I'm posting on 4chan!
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>>127825083
You're stating the obvious
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>>127825236
I'm not sure if you're joking or if the joke flew over your head.
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Now I'm really out. Ggs shabu squad. Hope to play with you again!
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>>127825378
I don't know, you tell me.
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>>127825420
gg~
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When is NA splatfest?
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>>127827329
when do you learn to use google
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i can't BELIEVE i forgot to post this yesterday! serves me right for going to bed early! but that's just water under the bridge now, isn't it? i hope you can forgive me!
yesterday was color day! and so, a pile of colors with a memamamemi... hey, wait a minute, didn't we have a memamamen just the day before? spooky!
but i really can understand this picture. with so many pretty colors, it's hard not to get lost in them!

we're also back to digital drawings. they're way cleaner than paper, but there's a certain kind of charm to traditional (or as japanese web artists call it, analog) art that digital art just can't reproduce!
what do you think?
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>>127827691
thank you for the manmenmei!!!
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>>127827691
someone let the memamamemi loose in an office supply store! she jumped in a big tub of multicolor post-its and made a mess.
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>>127827930
stupid memamamemi
i want her to steal my stapler
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>>127827930
Thanks for the mememamamimimema!
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>>127827415
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread.
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>>127828321
hi
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>>127828321
1v1 me faggot
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>>127828321
me too thanks
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>>127828321
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>>127828321
Anon's anon's
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I'm downloading this right now. This is like CoD right?
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>>127827329
Hasnt been confirmed just calm down
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today! a mamimemme eating some nanakusagayu (seven herb rice porridge)! unsurprisingly, it is eaten on january 7th, aka jinjitsu (human day) to, what else, ensure good luck in the new year!
to be specific, nanakusagayu is a kind of congee made of, shockingly, seven herbs!
these herbs are:
seri (water dropwort)!
nazuna (shepherd's purse)!
hahakogusa (cudweed)!
hakobe (chickweed)!
koonitabirako (nipplewort)!
kabu (turnip)!
and daikon (radish)! radishes are too spicy for me, yuck...

tako-chan seems to have provided the turnips. i wonder if they're a good cook...?
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>>127829529
Yes
Get 7 killstreak to call in a squid copter that shits ink at people
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>>127827691
>>127829824

>two mamimemme in one day

Today is a good day
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>>127828763
>tumblr

Back to reddit
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Quad squad, anyone want in? NNID likeisuzaku, let me know if you add me.
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>>127830889
It was the first result of google images. Sue me.
This wad the second image
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>0-12 with a .Gal 52
fucking HOW
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>>127831521
S rank life tough
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>>127831072
Still 2/4; if anyone's waiting for the rotation, let me know I guess.
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>>127831521
Sometimes you just have a bad day
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>>127831521
And there are people that think blaming teammates like that to be excuses.
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>>127831072
as a recommendation go for twin squads, /ink/ is dead at this time
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>>127831925
>this gif
Have to keep checking what general i am on
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Cute or autistic?
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>>127833635
cute!
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>>127833635
Depends on the age
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>>127833635
Depend on her age. If she's a kid, cute. If not, depends.
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Lit:
>Palm trees! Hey, I want some coconut ice cream!
>Yeah, yeah, let's get some octo pie too!
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>>127833635

If a girl irl - Cute
If a guy irl - Beat the ever living fuck out of the autist shit
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>>127834085
>not being dedicated to your waifu
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>>127833635
Depends on how much he exposes it in class.
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the persons name is angela so its not a guy
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>tfw you final crystal dust your way to victory against a team of tryhard shitter weapons
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why is /ink/ so dead now
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>>127833635
>gear is a carbon copy of the amiibo save for the headset, which is used in other advertisements
thats autism alright
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>finally decide to learn motion controls after having not been using them since launch

HELP
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>>127835570
DELIVERING HELP
>use the tri-slosher to get used to aiming. its the least dependent on actually aiming, so youre not a detriment to your team while getting used to the new controls.
>after that, move on to either the normal slosher or a blaster, having a similar playstyle but needing slightly more aim
after that you should be good. thats how i got used to it, same deal.
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>>127833635
Angela
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAACAAADVHkyMWkW8Q
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>>127835975
>22
i'd say was surprised but in all honesty i wasnt.
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Someone help. Iv'e been having constant connection problems and the game is unplayable. I just got a LAN adapter and the connection problems persist.

When I play everything is normal for a few seconds where the ink paints with no lag, but after 10 seconds I get disconnected.

I can play Smash and MK8 just fine but I've been having this problem with Splatoon.

Pls help
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>>127835975
>tfw no splatoon-playing womanchild gf
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Marie is cute!

CUTE!
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>>127836621
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>>127836728
WHY IS HER TOAST SO BIG
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>>127836856
shes eating the whole loaf
eat your grains kids
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>>127836856
big girls gotta eat big
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>>127837018
Not when that's what's making them big, damn tubbies.
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>>127836856
Have you never had thick cut bread before anon?
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>>127835570
>used stick since game launch and main chargers
>both sticks no longer works now
>try gyro
>tfw the game becomes a house of the dead with squids
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>>127835975
>>127836314
I want to cutepost with angela!
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Why is Marie such a lardass?
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>>127823995
>Soon after your honeymoon, and opening up a new frontier to her of what it means to love, the pure, naive girl you married quickly turns into the passionate, sexual titan she was always meant to be
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>>127837282
>>
>still encounters sub level 10 Japs

Don't they all own this game by now?
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>>127837282
Needs to stop turning down her sisters offers to go jogging.
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>>127837212
>C- 0

I had no Idea it was possible and now I just feel sad.
>>
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>>127837691
I wish they'd hurry up and move towards a 100% splatoon population already

>still getting sub-10 squibs thrown into the mix when the rest of the lobby is level 50 S/S+ monsters
>the team with the squib on it is pretty much guaranteed to lose
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>>127837991
loli =/= babies
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>>127837991
THE JPGS
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>>127837870
you start at C- 0 now, I think people only started at C- 50 during the very first ranked weekend what's really disturbing is she's owned the game since august still super cute autistic gf material tho
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Poor little kid. They're so earnest.
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>>127837815
Forcing Marie to exercise so she can still fit into her dress!
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>>127838207
are you sure? i remember playing when ranked first came out and i'm pretty sure you always started at c- 0
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>>127837815
Callie would be great at parkour
I want to see Callie do parkour and fuck it up and smash her face and I'd laugh at her but then I'd realize she's actually hurt really badly and rush her to the hospital and console her in the emergency room and probably end up crying with her
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>>127838602
>They started this gig shortly after post-Woomyhood
>They've had to make some serious modifications to their outfits to compensate for growth in the years that followed
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Are Burst Bombs bad or am I the one who needs to git gud?

Can damage ups make them an OHKO? If not, how well do they perform with ink savers and range ups? Am I autismo?
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>>127839361
They're glorified as the best sub because they mean you don't have to rely on your weapon. Two or three can often splat a weakened enemy, but with damage up you can take them on from full health.
Personally? I just use them to ink walls to climb.
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I want to hold Marie's hand
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>>127838207
Angela seems innocent.
>>127839361
They're good. I'm not sure about the damage numbers but I do know that it's ridiculous with damage up. They can be spammed very easily. That's why eliters are hated.
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>>127839675
>I want to hold Marie's hand
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>>127839675
and go on a walk with her?
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So I'm level 10 and "meh" at the game (still find controls a bit awkward too). How would I know if I'm good enough to bother with ranked? I'm aware it's mostly retarded Japanese children but I don't want to make too much of an ass out of myself
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>>127839361
a really great sub,add some damage to get those easy kills
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> Levelling up gear
> Use Hydra
> Don't have my Damage Ups
> Range sucks all of a sudden
> I'm tickling opponents instead of splatting them

I had no idea that they made such a difference, holy shit.
>>
Any squads?
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>>127839361
theyre basically one of the most diverse subs
can ink the ground for a quick escape if you are stick, can cover walls quickly, gives some short range weapons extra reach, and, in the case of eliters, a free means to kill at close range every time
its the jack of all trades, in one way or another.
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>>127839781
Yeah while the sun is setting
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>>127839675
I want to bandage Marie's hand and wrist after she cut it and not let go after
>>
3/4
BumNuggler/Walter/ThatsSo
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>>127839949
yes come
>>127840009
>>127840009
>>127840009
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>>127839949
MAKE ONE
A
K
E

O
N
E
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>had a dream I could aim and use chargers


It was glorious and then I woke up and tried it. Didn't end well
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>>127840064
I don't have any of you on my friends. NNID?
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>>127839968
Aww
That'd make her happy.
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>>127839804
If you're average at the game, you'll make S Rank in due time.
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>>127840385
I'm not going to bother trying to figure out if you're being sarcastic but I'm mostly just asking because I'm bored of turf war
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>>127840385
Pfft, S rank is a bit of a stretch. If you get stuck in that B+ / A- hell, you'll be there for a while. Not to mention the disconnects can always fuck you.
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>>127840553
most S-rank players are pretty much indistinguishable from B+ shitters, the S+-to-be supercarries are the rare exception
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>>127840553
just custom blaster your way out of the pit. i was stuck for the better part of 2 months and all of a sudden i picked up the custom blaster and got my ass from A- to S 60 in one clean blow. nowadays i just fuck around with stuff in S and ive yet to drop from it.
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>>127840674
>>127840761
Trouble with the B+ zone is its the melting pot of legitimate shitters, also stuck on the brink between the higher ranks. You come across competent teams seldomly, which are fairly important in winning. Took me months to get out of that hell, and most of the time it wasn't even my fault.
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Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The pinnacle in splatoon fashion.
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>>127841403
gay
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>>127840220
it's full now
>14 minutes ago
how did I not see this until now sorry
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Squib
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>>127841730
These are also squibs.
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>>127841891
super squibs
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>>127841891
>>127841994
Cheering for little Callie and Marie at the squid world martial arts tournament!
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>>127841891
not enough art of little callie and marie
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>>127842070
There should be a law against something this cute actually existing.
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>>127840009
>ThatsSo
go ask your discord fucking chucklefuck
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>>127842412
>not playing with THE thatso

yeah eat a dick, ill join them
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>>127842067
Fun fact; they only won the singing contest because they'd beaten the shit out of their would-be competitors at the tournament the week before.
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>>127842548
Sorry, we filled up
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>>127842645
aw call me if you need someone
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>>127842412
You should have told him that like 30 minutes ago. Thread is going slow desu.
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>>127842412
not playing with anybody that can gather a full squad these days
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>>127836251
Someone pls help. I want to squad with /ink/ again
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>>127836251
maybe is your internet service dude
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>>127842878
we can play friendo, and that goes for anybody else who wants to as well :?0
K.K.K.Fishcake
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>>127842878
What's the name of the error message?
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>>127842595
that's not cute
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>>127842595
>But Marie, couldn't we just win by singing our best?
>Yes, but this way is more fun
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I wonder why.
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>>127843003
Fully-formed squid toddlers stomping the crap out of gelatinous walking squid fetuses is very cute.
Those Squibs didn't even have hands. Poor things never stood a chance.
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>>127843186
doesn't that mean dick in Spanish
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>>127843264
NO BULLY
NO BULLY
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>>127842994
But I cant anon

>>127842995
Theres no error message. The match starts fine with no lag with the ink I shoot. About 10 seconds in everyone vanishes and the connection is lost.

I was able to play well on Wifi but a month ago it started to give problems. I even did the router priority, port forwarding and DMZ and no luck. No I got the LAN adapter and its still fucked.

Could it be a problem with one of the updates?
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>>127843281
it is
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DUDE SEAWEED LMAO
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>>127843708
those are watches
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>>127843708
bloody hell spyke what are you doing
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>>127843794
Good work, detective.
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>>127843678
if youre not having problems with any other games its probably just terrible luck. everybody here gets disconnected, its just the nature of the game. chances are you got a few bad games and thats it, i dont see any reason why just that one game wouldnt work.
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Im back from vacation, faggots, did that nigger draw marie yet?!
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>>127843708
That explains why he stopped posting. Nigger is getting rich.
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>>127843823
thanks bby
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>>127843891
>marie faggot and octo faggot will be posting at the same time
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>>127843708
>Clickbait bullshit title
>Image is clearly watches
Why does anyone defend journalism anymore?
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>>127843891
Yes
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>>127843891
Learn how to draw so you can do it yourself cunt.
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>>127844017
It's edited, genius.
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>>127843891
no he didn't but i want him to draw the woomy crying first
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>>127843861
I wish it was just a few games. The game is literally unplayable and every single game I play disconnects.
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>>127844047
That's a relief. Still, would you be surprised to see something like that pop up on buzzfeed?
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>>127844017
bongs means watches in britain, anon
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>>127844159
I want them to draw Marie making Callie cry while Callie is making the Octoling cry while the Octoling is making the Woomy cry while the Woomy shanks Marie in the back
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>>127844429
>died
>didn't even push them in the water
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>>127844381
>buzzfeed
>journalism

>>127844443
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>>127844443
No it doenst you bloody cunt
those fucking /pol/acks just named us bongland because of our giant clock
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>>127844429
There is no way that was supposed to be impressive.
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>>127844429
is that supposed to be impressive
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>>127844624
>>127844635
kek
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>>127844443
Fucking brits
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>>127844429
>flicks a lot and dies
>BOOYAH
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>>127844642
You are correct.
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does anyone have the squib painting in museum?
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>>127844226
you could try creating another user on your wii u and start with a fresh save file. might have something to do with your save.

another thing could be if the disc is too scratched. did you try using your phone's wifi or something to get a connection?
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>>127845031
This one?
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>>127843975
Even in plush form she has some beautiful eyes.
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>>127843264
>>127843132
>Marie continuously laying into a Squib that's already beaten and sobbing on the ground, with that same starkly satisfied grin on her face
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>>127845970
I want to be that squib
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>>127775849
me on the right
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>>127844747
-fat
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Thanks for playing, squad!
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>>127845970

I bet Marie kidnaps and torture jellies to get her rocks off
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>>127845970
>Marie discovers sadism
>Callie is revolted and throws up on the sidelines, discovering empathy
And thus the entirety of their future identities were formed.
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>>127845236
yes anon
thank you
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>>127846325
good games squad
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Are the amiibo worht it
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>>127846328
They make rubber duck noises when I punch them!
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>>127846759
if you want the figures, yes
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>>127846759
If you can find them, yes. Buy all three.
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>>127846787
can you describe the sound they make when you do this, marie?
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>>127846908
Marie's PLENTY nice you know! She's-
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>>127847249
CALLIE 3 SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOCKING MARIE THE FUCK OUT
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>>127847038
Sounds like a poison strand being stuffed into a butthole
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>>127845437
I agree 100%
Speaking of, my Callie plush should be here tomorrow, I can hardly wait
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Maries behind! I want to spank it!
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>>127847249
Well let's see. Cynical? Sadistic? Narcissistic? Materialistic? Manipulative? Incestuous? Possibly traitorous? Very pretty and very talented?
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>>127847731
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>Not really
>Yes but that's not bad
>Definitely
>Definitely not
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>>127846759
Not really, I rarely use the school uniform and I always forget I have squid beats mini game. I definitely wouldn't have gotten the boy if I didn't have to
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>>127847663
she'd spank you
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>>127847731

That sounds about right
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Mariefags are just something else
>MARIE IS SHIT SHE'S SO GOOD
>MARIE IS AWFUL PLEASE BE AWFUL TO ME
>MARIE IS GARBAGE BUT SHE'S HOT SO WHO CARES
What does it all mean
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>>127847882
Are you homophobic? That is pretty sad in 2016
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>>127847882
The Hero Roller is by far the best roller tho
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>>127848140
Hes saying he wouldnt buy any of them...
You're autistic...
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>>127848123
i want marie to be my fetish waifu
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>>127848123
She sugs a good dig
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>>127847731
You forgot wicked sense of humor
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>>127848123
it means we're all deeply awful, disgusting people on the inside. it's just easy to exaggerate marie's personality traits and project ourselves onto her.
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>>127848259
He is saying he wouldn't have bought the boy
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>>127847936
Sounds even better.
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anyone have the picture of Callie's model with her tentacles being measured in length?
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>>127775849
I don't know anything about this game. I just came here to say these girls have some wonderful butts.
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>>127848417
No because he's saying the squidbeats game and school uniform aren't worth it either.
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>>127848573
As an added bonus almost every idle animation has them swaying their hips around vigorously.
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>>127848123
Half of that shit is /ink/ headcanon
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>>127848691
But they still say it.
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>>127848546
Here you go

Any tips on how to organize my Splatoon folder? It's got so huge it's a miracle if I find anything anymore.
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I want to marry Marie!
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>>127848293

>squid teeth anywhere near your dick
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eliter is fucking gooooood god damn
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>>127848787
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>>127848804
You'll have to go through me, friend.
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>>127848573
It's what sold the game for me.
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>>127848787
gracias anon
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I want to kiss Marie's cheek before she leaves to work!
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>>127848985
Those ears look disgusting
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>>127848787
I divide my folders into 'Callie', 'Marie', 'Callie and Marie', and 'Other'.

>>127849071
>Implying she won't be kissing you on the cheek before you go to work once you've stuck a baby in her
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>>127849071
She's got one hell of a grip on that dick.
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>>127849105
Those ears look delicious you mean
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>>127849231
>implying Marie isn't going to be the one to put a baby into you
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>>127849336
>Ears
It wasn't my fetish, but it is now.
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>>127849453
From one of the pictures that have been posted a million times?
And doesn't even look that good?
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>>127849231
I love the idea of icy Marie becoming a kind and loving mama towards her loving husband and child.
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>>127849343
No way, she's dreampt of being a mommy since she was a little girl.
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>>127848787
this is all you need
>>127849629
that's only because marie is normally shit and you want her to not be
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;_;7
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>>127849629
I think that's some of the appeal to her; breaking through her stony exterior and getting to the dormant sweetheart we never get to see.
Callie would be the same bubbly, loving tart she's always been. But getting through to Marie would be something special
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>>127849631

>someone who's all about amassing money wanting a child

Love them or hate them children are a massive drain on resources, espeically money
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>>127846759

Squid Hairclip
Hero Roller
Squid Beatz

Definitely.
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>>127849882
>Some of the appeal is that there's a small chance she's not an awful person.
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