GDQ staff privilege edition
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
It went overestimate, but hell if it wasn't entertaining
How do people get into speedrunning terrible games? Are they just vying for attention since they don't have to compete with anyone and can instantly land themselves a slot at GDQ during real nigga hours?
>the current year
>doesnt enjoy ESPORTS
This is what happens when you ban swearing.
I personally hated how it wasn't a legitimate speedrun and was just another Mario Maker stream but with a bigger group of people. Ignoring that the one team with Trihex got fucking destroyed so I guess people could find that entertaining.
I am serious, Anon. I really didn't give a fuck about it, it sucks too since the Mario 3 before was pretty great.
nigga people watch hearthstone esports bullshit unironically are you surprised by this?
i love when people refuse to play a game with actual competition for wr but shit on people for playing games slightly more obscure than theirs
good to see this rng shitpile made it though the rigorous submissions process nice job coolmatty
Good lord. I went to check the OOT world record since I haven't payed attention to speedrunning in months. Good lord is everyone who speedruns this game a literal walking meme?
Holy shit. This guy is a literal walking cringefest.
Has to be. Good lord I'd rather listen to the horrible voice cosmo tries to pull of in being a female than hear this kid. I don't get how anyone could watch Skater and not have their ears die from hearing him.
I wasn't sure if /srg/ was the most autistic general, but these posts are the final nail in the coffin. Fucking kill yourselves you autistic faggots.
>glitchy as all fuck
>Still in the marathon
>people see nothing wrong with it
Remember when 4chan liked memes and other people didn't know what that word meant?
>wake up at healthy, natural, successful time
>be rewarded with AoE run
I never said anything about banned. I'm just saying it would make sense to end the run early with how terribly it is going to save time. It's obvious it's at least going to go over estimate.
Only ones I recognize are left shark and duck army. The rest just look like shitty local news stories that hit the front page of reddit or something.
I have my volume at 10% asshole. It's totally their fault if they're still that fucking loud.
Go away headphones are uncomfortable garbage. I don't watch these runs to feel uncomfortable dumbass.
Never said I didn't like it either. I'm glad that it's going better now, still, it was a pretty catastrophic start and I'd rather it be killed earlier than running 20 minutes over estimate and being killed then.
>BlueGlass scheduled to read donations Saturday 9:00-13:00 local time
I CAN FEEL THE HYPE OVERTAKING ME...
IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
>I don't watch these runs to feel uncomfortable dumbass
Then why would you watch this shit?
Don't give me shit about good commentary and runs, because you and I both know that is the exception and not the rule.
it's this run
it's pure meme
and not the good kind
have a youvote
on the house
If anyone should kill yourself it's you but you're clearly too stupid for that so I'm just gonna have to do it for you.
MY VOLUME IS DOWN! IT'S AS DOWN AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT BEING MUTED ! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! I'M 19 YEARS OLD I SHOULDN'T BE HAVING TO DEAL WITH GETTING GROUNDED FOR BEING UP TOO LATE ANYMORE!
>I refuse to be inconvenienced
>Everything is someone else's fault
>35 minutes in
>if you're questioning if this is a speed run we do have skips
You're probably not wrong. I never said I wanted to be catered to though, I'm happy to see the run go a lot better now. They way it was going when I started my original argument though it seemed like a lost cause, so yeah.
I wish you "speedrunning is serious" faggots would be polite enough to shut the fuck up when you've got guests.
It's a fucking Pokemon ripoff based on Animorphs. What the fuck do you want?
Some illnesses are pretty tough to cure, or they dont know about the illness to properly diagnose it at first. I've been unfortunate enough to get two at once which made the first one far more complicated to treat, which has lead to my haitus from speedrunning. That said, Ive made statements. The lack of statements from Uyama is very concerning. If you can't do your job at all, say something, and temporarily resign until you're better.
Just got back from watching a Castlevania Bloodlines speedrun instead of this garbage, what'd I miss?
I usually only come on SRG when AGDQ or SGDQ is on, I'm usually a lurker as well. I just wanted to comment on how bad the choking was. Didn't mean to offend you though, sorry bout that.
How many times have they Game Overed? I've lost count.
>we're just gonna keep game overing xDDDD
>I can't formulate actual sentences
>memememememememes xD lel
Why are these people allowed to exist and pollute the American gene pool?
So, where is your speed-fu tonight, /vg/?
I'm not even him, but I've seen you post this repeatedly. Care to explain what you mean or are you happy just keeping these little sperg moments to yourself?
Age of Empires has no business being speedrun, and Dragon Age is just a shit game.
you know if there's one thing I have to give AGDQ credit for, it's never dipping for even a single second, in music choice.
they repeat the songs like 80 times some times, but... I can deal with that.
Yes but considering how much women care about their appearance it's surprising more of them don't wear contacts desu.
>tfw shit eyesight and know I will need glasses or contacts if I go to the optician but I hate glasses
this is going to be as depressing as that GTA 2 run 2014
I understand that line breaks upset you. What confuses me is the phrase "de hippie." I'm sure it's just some dank meme from one of the lesser boards, so I'll let it go.
Replying so you can say it one more time. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I've been watching this particular autist closely and he seems to post this when someone leaves a blank space between two lines
As to the meaning of the phrase, it likely only makes sense in his diseased mind.
>Also glasses aren't an appearance negative unless you have ugly ones
To me they're a massive turn off, a 20/10 girl turns into a 5/10 when she puts glasses on for me.
That's why I need contacts, can't hate glasses and wear them lel
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
THESE FAT NECKBEARDS HAVE QT GIRLFRIENDS AND I DONT.
Maybe the empty space reminds him too much of the emptiness he feels after the hippie movement died face up choking on its own vomit in the Haight forty years ago. Or maybe it's an obscure reference to a CS map.
But girls like assholes.
The problem is not balancing your "being an asshole to them" and "being an asshole to people nearby" to the right ratio. You can't treat your sweetie like a little princess while shitting on everyone else constantly.
>robots getting triggered because someone they perceive as unattractive has a girlfriend
it's in the lobby of the hotel where AGDQ is being held. It was a terrible idea to fucking do that because that and the arcade room and casual play room are detracting people from the actual fucking event, literally nobody is watching the stream and in the stream room, but there are around 80 people sitting in the arcade room swapping off of DDR right now.
>representative of the average female population
Because a lot of money and sponsorship got involved.
It would honestly be better if it was just a straight convention without the bullshit pretense
>you will never couch for Mhmd_FVC in his time of need
There's going to come a year when they'll just have pre-recorded Blueglass laughs to pipe into the room at appropriate times.
How often do you even see him on camera? You'd never know.
nah, but it actively detracts from the event when they're taking all this shit and making the event seem less interesting in comparison to the shit happening AROUND the event. It's more a convention than a speedrunning event at this point, almost nobody speedruns outside of their main appearance and practice. Which would be fine but it's taken away a lot of the fun I had previously, I haven't seen anyone just speedrunning a game outside of practice room at ALL this event ,last year I played tongue of the fatman with somebody, I found chokemanDCJ and we played spider, and then I showed off toki going apespit tech i've been working on
this year? Nothing. everyone wants to play DDR and smash. It's horrible.
>there are around 80 people sitting in the arcade room swapping off of DDR right now
>You must be the guy who complains about people playing casuals during grand finals at tournaments
>There are barely any people watching though, the hall is massive yet most of the chairs are empty.
Go to bed. You clearly cannot keep up with simple conversation.
I'm going to be real. Most people don't give a single shit about speedrunning at all and just like to see weird tricks and glitches with the occasional goofy memes. When you let people in who aren't speedrunners this is the kind of shit you get.
Face it, Janeane Garofalo has inadvertently helped to breed a generation of beta men who think a vagina is just a clit and a g-spot. They've been told since childhood that the only measure of sexual prowess is knowing that the clitoris exists.
>when you know what you are doing it's easy
Truer word have never been spoken. Heed this God's advice, /v/edditgag.
That's fine, you're free to choose, I just personally think that arcade cabs have no place at a speedrunning event unless someone's speedrunning that particular game. All the personalities are being followed around by their faggot groupees too, which makes this enormous event hall seem empty 90% of the day because they're all slurping trihex cock.
I know, and I wish that weren't the case, but I don't have control over it, i'm hoping NASA will be better, because i'm going to that too.
never, the business deal that GDQ LLC has with PCF and MSF are too deep in now, they're in a contrat and probably have to stick with PCF for... I don't know, however many years they signed it for.
They did clap for him.
He'll probably relax a bit the more he plays and get mad clunge desu
No. They are WITH the neckbeards. They went there WITH the neckbeards. The girls are not interacting.
Not gonna be a thing that happens. Outside of Quiverfull faggots, you're not going to find people in industrialized countries jacking up the world pop. We actually need those few families who have 4-5 kids each to prop up the economy and workforce, because most other couples in the country are breeding below their replacement index.
Direct your anger at DEVELOPING third world countries where everyone has 90 kids to compensate for terrible life expectancies, but at a time where those expectancies for them are improving drastically. Once they're fully developed, kids become a hindrance to having a good life, so people stop having as many.
I know a bunch, it's always tragic.
But on the flipside it's not uncommon for naturally larger breasted women to not be happy since they're a pain to deal with in a lot of ways, including actual pain.
Yeah, and now I'm starting to hear about how anal sex is only pleasurable because of prostate stimulation. I've seen people unironically not know that girls don't even have those.
>Once they're fully developed, kids become a hindrance to having a good life, so people stop having as many.
That's assuming these same people that need several hundred more years to develop as a culture will get wise to the idea that they can improve their lives by not having a million fucking kids. History has shown that these cultures that need help to develop have a very difficult time thinking far ahead into the future. This is not a consequence of the society they live in; it's a consequence of genetics.
Holy shit you guys
Put your index or middle finger all the way in to a girls vagina
Make a "come here" motion
Work your way backward until you feel a rugged spot that's different from the meat around it
That's how you find a G-spot, it's not hard
Are we really doing this?
Non-virgin here, btw
Ask me anything
>needing offworld colonies for population control
Neg, only a dearth of resources or an environment fucked up beyond all belief (constant earthquakes, eruptions, and acid rain like you wouldn't believe) necessitate us getting the fuck out for reasons that aren't "what if we accidentally nuclear war ourselves" or "shit that's a big asteroid".
In the second case, if we can terraform planets, build colonies on them without terraforming, or even create non-planetary colonies like O'Neill cylinders, we clearly have the tech to do the same shit right here on Earth without leaving. Just build some dome cities and we're good to go.
Food and water won't be a problem when we start concentrating populations and exploiting nuclear or green energy to power desalination. We can grow ridiculous amounts of food hydro- and aeroponically. The world actually produces more food than can be consumed already, and it will only go up as we continue to grow it more efficiently (not on shitty farms) or genetically alter it for greater yields. The problem is, and always has been, distribution: getting it to the starving people in Bumfuck, Dirtghanistan or Darkest Africa without crazy regimes stealing it all. It's not necessarily a good idea to give those people free food anyway (prevents them from really making their own), but in an ideal world where you CAN get all the food you have to people who need it, that goes out of the window.
So we round people up, destroy country / rural / suburban living, and make megacities sitting on massive grow-ops and desal plants. Boom, we're fucking done, everything is peachy and great.
Make it seem like it's her idea, some basic PUA will help you do this
Also, if she won't let you get past second base, start massaging her breasts or finger her, after a while she'll crave your dick
Never had an STD desu
Focus on foreplay, take it slow.
Tell your girl if it's really bad, most girls are chill about it
Back of your knee
Yes, but it varies from girl to girl