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GDQ staff privilege edition
Marathons:
>agdq
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
Californithon:
- Meetup / marathon in Santa Ana, CA, March 18th - 20th
- https://twitter.com/californithon
>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
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>man_choking.tiff
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>Food on couch
BAN
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HONK HONK
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should mario be banned from SGDQ
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Why is this allowed?
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12 cent the man
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OUR BOI BROUGHT AGDQ BACK TO LIFE
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It went overestimate, but hell if it wasn't entertaining
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That was terrifying
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>>127756997
PLEASE
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PLEASE
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Is that a bingo?
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Blue haired semon demon alert!
PLEASE
-penis
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What did he mean by this
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that game had more speed tech than 95% of the other games in the marathon
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>>127756898
I'd prefer more of this than cunts pretending to give a shit about charity while jerking off to nintendo
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How do people get into speedrunning terrible games? Are they just vying for attention since they don't have to compete with anyone and can instantly land themselves a slot at GDQ during real nigga hours?
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>>127757062
I'd prefer good speedruns with quality commentary.
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>>127757051
Agreed. Very enjoyable run, should have given him an extra 5-10 minutes
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>>127757048
>cucked
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>>127757062
>>127757097
I'd prefer both of these over the Mario Maker shit from yesterday.
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>>127757147
>implying trihex being destroyed wasn't the best run
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It's time for Transformers with humans
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>>127757097
Then there'd be no runs to watch after Day 1
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>>127757069
It's fun.
Would you want to be Zelda runner #2987427965? I couldn't think of anything worse.
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>>127757147
I missed that?
How was it?
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>>127757195
I'd be fine with that.
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>>127757147
>the current year
>doesnt enjoy ESPORTS
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>>127757147
Are you serious?
>>127757220
Mario Maker is the most exciting it's gotten all marathon
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>>127757147
WORLD RECORDS
in the ULTIMATE SPEED game
MARIO MAKER
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>>127757048
Wait what.
Link to the tweet
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>>127757227
I would too, to be honest. I'd also prefer they dropped the pretense of charity to have an excuse to hang out with a bunch of other nerds
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>>127757198
I'd certainly rather watch multiple people run the same zelda game than watch people run shovelware to fill time.
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>>127757220
Short but alright. Commentary was alright, game was funny, choked on a lot of dick in the second section and mercy killed himself
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did they forget to mention that this 40 min estimate run is nothing but rng
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>oh dear
>oh dear
This is what happens when you ban swearing.
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>>127757407
Bump that man...
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How cringy was alpha zylon?
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>Castlevania, 3, and 4
>no Simon's Quest
fuck life
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>>127757463
PLEASE
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This game flashing like fuck
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>>127757463
it had amazing speed tech
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>>127757463
our boi studio carried it
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>>127757463
The only cringe is these threads. Nigger
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>>127757220
I personally hated how it wasn't a legitimate speedrun and was just another Mario Maker stream but with a bigger group of people. Ignoring that the one team with Trihex got fucking destroyed so I guess people could find that entertaining.
>>127757257
I am serious, Anon. I really didn't give a fuck about it, it sucks too since the Mario 3 before was pretty great.
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This is already going terribly and it has an estimate of 40 mins. 2 mercy kills in a row?
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>>127757463
i thought the cars were literally horrifying
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>>127757463
Dem cars are fucking scary
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Someone has devoted their life to speed running this and getting the WR. PEOPLE HAVE STUDIED STRATS FOR THIS
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>>127757463
It was easily the most entertaining thing from the Awful block
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>>127757463
About as much as all of the cringe of the posts defending the run combined,
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>>127757463
Top 5 run of 2016.
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>>127757552
And they're not doing him any good
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Does PETA know about this game?
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>clapping for rng
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reminder that if you speedrun a shit game like this you are not a true speedrunner since there is no way you like the game, you're just playing it for the easy WR and meme value
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I enjoyed previous years' awful games done quick a lot more than awful games done awfully
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>0 new memes
>0 new drama
Jesus, what a shitty marathon.
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>>127757512
When I saw this being practiced it took him 2 1/2 hours due to fight RNG fuckery
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>>127757596
>clapping when a run starts
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>an elephant
>LOSES TO A FUCKING DOG
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>>127757463
It was a horror game outside its block. The cars were legitimately horrifying.
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>>127757634
You must've missed Papa Pandora and his ejection from the room.
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>>127757463
+great speed tech
+based couch
+game was entertaining
-mercy killed because of RNG
pretty good run over all
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>>127757463
12cent gonna give it to ya
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>>127757596
nigga people watch hearthstone esports bullshit unironically are you surprised by this?
>>127757618
i love when people refuse to play a game with actual competition for wr but shit on people for playing games slightly more obscure than theirs
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>>127757463
Let's play territory
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>>127757648
Mercy kill incoming then
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>>127757634
It can only be saved at this point by Narcissa bursting through the doors and screaming 'ALL THE CATEGORIES ARE ARBITRARY' repeatedly.
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>>127757463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZVKU5imx0
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>>127757675
I did, when was this?
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Took him 15 attempts to kill the first boss in practice
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So this game is just a shit pokemon clone with expendable animals?
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GAME OGRE AGAIN
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>>127757739
CONDUCTOR
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Why would you run this?
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>>127757634
Big Jon, although that's unrelated to the marathon
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good to see this rng shitpile made it though the rigorous submissions process nice job coolmatty
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>>127757793
to make them feel special for playing on the stream
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>>127757782
With completely random combat. And no reviving animals
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How was the Battleblock Theatre run?
Watchable?
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dis..ist...EPICK!!
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>>127757793
because its awful
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>>127757823
Who are these goblins?
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Jesus christ
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>>127757869
Yeah, honestly one of the better runs so far.
Take that as you will.
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>>127757883
Donation readers.
And Skybilz who is okay.
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This looks like a genuinely terrible game, I wonder how the developers could push this shit out.
Bad run too unfortunately, that's just my opinion
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This is painful as fuck to watch
I just want it to be over
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>>127757823
>Me on the right
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>>127757823
Kill, Marry, Fuck.
GO!
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>>127757869
It wasn't as fun as last time, because Stamper didn't have Dan there to converse with.
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Good lord. I went to check the OOT world record since I haven't payed attention to speedrunning in months. Good lord is everyone who speedruns this game a literal walking meme?
Holy shit. This guy is a literal walking cringefest.
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>>127757869
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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This is the most awful shit I've ever seen. The game isn't even that bad compared to the collective-tier speech.
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>>127757932
Kill myself
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mery kill inc
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>>127757938
You have to have at least something wrong with you to run oot cutscene and rng% to such a high level
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Come on lion =(
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Kill it now. Gain back some time since the event is way behind. Do us all a favor
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Why the fuck are people cheering and clapping for dice rolls? This game is stupid
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>>127757938
yes because only nostalgia-fags run that shit
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New wey
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donation incentive $10 to kill this run and kick them off
PLEASE
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do all yuros hate fun
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COME ON LION
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WELL MEMED
HAHA MEMED
NICE MEME
DONATE FOR MEMES
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R E S E T
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Is this the worst run in GDQ history? Let's be real.
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>>127758128
>serg crying about memes
never gets old
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>reset
OH GOODFUCK
>reset aga
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>softlock
It's a sign
End this shit
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>>127758070
>STOP HAVING FUN
>YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE FUN
>REEE REEE REEEEEEEEE
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>>127758143
Not even close
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>>127758143
or the beeeest run in gdq history?
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>ITS GOOD... FOR KIDS!
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I can tell this game has been practiced so much
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this shit never would have happened if uyama was in charge
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>>127758143
It will never be worse than the run that got Uyama to make the mercy kill rule.
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>>127758070
Why are there so many people in the room watching some guy play a shitty Pokemon clone? This isn't even funny bad this is just boring.
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>>127758173
>American debating
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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SPEEDRUN OF THE DECADE!! HAHA!
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>>127758080
>>127758021
Has to be. Good lord I'd rather listen to the horrible voice cosmo tries to pull of in being a female than hear this kid. I don't get how anyone could watch Skater and not have their ears die from hearing him.
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I am 100% happy with this run.
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>>127758143
What is Fire Emblem
What is any game Duke has run
What is Glover
What is Medievil
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the deja vu joke is pretty funny
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This is a pretty fun speedrun actually
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>>127757938
>>127757953
>>127758056
>>127758070
>>127758087
>>127758128
>>127758143
I wasn't sure if /srg/ was the most autistic general, but these posts are the final nail in the coffin. Fucking kill yourselves you autistic faggots.
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>>127758174
Bertin is at least our boi and gpro at least knows his game.
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End it.I mean, we're already behind the schedule, aren't we?
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>>127758143
Friendly reminder that Minecraft has been run at more than one GDQ
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>speedrun event
>this year has been nothing but meme runs, let's plays, and races
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>>127758173
It's fine, I'm glad they are enjoying it. Sounds like a pretty good time for them in the hall.
I just don't find it entertaining at all, maybe that's on me
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>>127758213
Which run was that?
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>>127758243
don't make fun of the europeans, they're still angsty from new years
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>DS Dad is not allowed on camera but this shit is
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>>127758243
>horrid game
>RNGfest
>glitchy as all fuck
>Still in the marathon
>people see nothing wrong with it
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>>127758243
He reset the entire run 17 minutes in because this game is entirely RNG, it deserves to be mercy killed, what's autistic about that? 4/10 made me reply
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>>127758265
I swear literally everything involving video games goes to shit.
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>>127758336
>horrid game
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT IS BEING PLAYED IN THIS BLOCK
HOLY FUCK YOU ARE RETARDED
R
E
T
A
R
D
E
D
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>>127758128
Remember when 4chan liked memes and other people didn't know what that word meant?
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>>127758280
Cody Miller "speedrunning" Halo at AGDQ 2012 after not playing the game for two years.
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>>127758336
>>127758337
>i don't like thing so it must be banned
Yes, Western teaching is Haram.
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>>127758243
You may now exit my general /v/edditgag
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>>127758336
Chill, it's the awful games block. This is the perfect time for stupid shit like this.
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>>127758375
oh, sorry, is this the RNG block? I didn't know
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>>127758376
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35173494
>tfw when news websites are reporting on memes
>tfw I don't know what the fuck most of these 'memes' are
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>>127758407
>my
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
Well meme'd, cuck.
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>>127758376
The word was called "Fad" not a meme
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>>127757823
1,0,1
and im durnk LMOA
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>>127758376
No, and I've been here since '06.
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>>127758376
>tumblr shit
Opinion disregarded
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>>127758143
>Let's be real.
This isn't even in the bottom 100.
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this is the kind of run that should be in 5rg, not agdq
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>wake up at healthy, natural, successful time
>be rewarded with AoE run
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>>127758376
>Goobergator reaction image
Into the trash you go.
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>>127758398
I never said anything about banned. I'm just saying it would make sense to end the run early with how terribly it is going to save time. It's obvious it's at least going to go over estimate.
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>>127758442
They're really not memes, they're just videos that went viral in the UK.
>>127758465
This isn't YTMND
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>>127758519
AoE is a terrible speed game
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>>127758519
Feels good, doesn't it.
Then you realise you've been rewarded with this shitty Animorphs run.
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Fuck these guys just woke up my mom with their constant screaming.
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What time is the Cuck Block?
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20 minutes toWOLOLO
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>>127758442
Only ones I recognize are left shark and duck army. The rest just look like shitty local news stories that hit the front page of reddit or something.
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>>127758519
12 AM is not a healthy, natural, successful time
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>>127758465
fads and memes are entirely difference, but the same retards that use literally and troll excessively are also responsible for the lack of distinction
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>>127758531
Honestly, gators should just kill themselves, it's their best chance at changing the world for the better
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how is it possible for mike to be sick for 2 years straight?
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>animorphs
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>>127758537
>i don't want it banned, i just want it to stop because i don't like it
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>>127758578
Yeah it's their fault!
or you could, you know, turn down your volume? Or hmm, idk, wear headphones?
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>>127758629
Mike is dead.
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>>127758143
Yes if you don't count all the 3+ hr let's plays
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>>127758623
This, thank you, my ally.
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>>127758519
Don't you have some immigrants to tend to?
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>>127758629
He died of cancer because people didn't donate enough. How was he supposed to know tobacco gives you cancer?
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>>127758578
They're called "headphones" you literal manbaby
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>>127758604
I haven't seen word "fad" used anywhere for 6 years. But fad can turn into a meme after getting too popular.
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>>127758661
I have my volume at 10% asshole. It's totally their fault if they're still that fucking loud.
>>127758714
Go away headphones are uncomfortable garbage. I don't watch these runs to feel uncomfortable dumbass.
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I'm in a really bad mood for some reason and i dont know why
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>>127758623
tumblr pls go
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reminder that meme can stand in for almost any word
meme'ing memers memed the memeatic meme
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>>127758659
Never said I didn't like it either. I'm glad that it's going better now, still, it was a pretty catastrophic start and I'd rather it be killed earlier than running 20 minutes over estimate and being killed then.
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>>127758762
Here's a (You) to feel better.
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>BlueGlass scheduled to read donations Saturday 9:00-13:00 local time
I CAN FEEL THE HYPE OVERTAKING ME...
IT IS A GOOD PAIN!
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>>127758759
>headphones are uncomfortable
Kill yourself, you uneducated nigger.
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ANDALITE BANDITS! SEIZE THEM!
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>>127758759
So then turn your volume down, man child.
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>>127758790
What's your local time, heretic scum?
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>>127758765
eight chan pls go
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>>127758759
>I don't watch these runs to feel uncomfortable dumbass
Then why would you watch this shit?
Don't give me shit about good commentary and runs, because you and I both know that is the exception and not the rule.
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>>127758778
>i was too busy being a whiny cunt to hear them talk about quitting early to avoid fucking up the estimate, but i still demand to be catered to
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>>127758762
it's this run
it's pure meme
and not the good kind
have a youvote
on the house
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>>127758818
If anyone should kill yourself it's you but you're clearly too stupid for that so I'm just gonna have to do it for you.
>>127758825
MY VOLUME IS DOWN! IT'S AS DOWN AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT BEING MUTED ! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! I'M 19 YEARS OLD I SHOULDN'T BE HAVING TO DEAL WITH GETTING GROUNDED FOR BEING UP TOO LATE ANYMORE!
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>>127758904
funny reply bro
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>>127758904
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
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postnoir
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emulators are nice
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>>127758759
>I refuse to be inconvenienced
>Everything is someone else's fault
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>35 minutes in
>if you're questioning if this is a speed run we do have skips
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>>127758852
AGDQ local time
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>>127758904
yoooo stop yelling you'll wake up my parents you nigger.
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>>127758875
You're probably not wrong. I never said I wanted to be catered to though, I'm happy to see the run go a lot better now. They way it was going when I started my original argument though it seemed like a lost cause, so yeah.
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what are the best runs so far / which ones should i look forward to?
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>>127758971
Is that a new genre? Like post-punk?
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>>127758904
(You)
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postlain
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>>127759010
underrated post
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>>127759027
Wait until the marathon is over and come back
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>>127758971
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>>127759025
I wish you "speedrunning is serious" faggots would be polite enough to shut the fuck up when you've got guests.
It's a fucking Pokemon ripoff based on Animorphs. What the fuck do you want?
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>that's a big jellyfish
4U
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>>127758904
wtf you woke my mom up by making me laugh so loud, faggot
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>>127759095
xD
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>>127758629
Some illnesses are pretty tough to cure, or they dont know about the illness to properly diagnose it at first. I've been unfortunate enough to get two at once which made the first one far more complicated to treat, which has lead to my haitus from speedrunning. That said, Ive made statements. The lack of statements from Uyama is very concerning. If you can't do your job at all, say something, and temporarily resign until you're better.
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>>127758971
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>>127759134
Those are big shoes
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Just got back from watching a Castlevania Bloodlines speedrun instead of this garbage, what'd I miss?
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Over the estimate
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>over estimate
banned
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>>127759160
You know what they say, big shoes mean bigCOCK
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taking bets on mercy kill
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>>127759083
I usually only come on SRG when AGDQ or SGDQ is on, I'm usually a lurker as well. I just wanted to comment on how bad the choking was. Didn't mean to offend you though, sorry bout that.
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>>127759168
yeah since they reset at 18 minutes
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How many times have they Game Overed? I've lost count.
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>retro game
>comfy folks
>good commentary
Anybody else enjoying this retro game?
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>>127759167
You barely missed them going over estimate.
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Do you not know how to speedrun? You're in the marathon!
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>over estimate
>we're just gonna keep game overing xDDDD
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They really shouldn't be afraid to mercy kill any of the Awful games
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>>127759194
Yeah, because the runner was so shit.
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>>127759202
I'm enjoying the major butthurt this game causes everyone in this thread.
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>>127759218
Studio had the decency to stop when he went over estimate
These faggots won't.
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>>127759202
I'm enjoying the hell out of this horrible color palette.
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>>127759264
Well, without being a huge nerd, I genuinely enjoy retro games.
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I'm about to go to be guys
Could I get a couple (You)'s?
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>>127759357
Here lad
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wow, he owns the memebig.net domain
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>over time
>didn't even get the final stage
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>>127759357
(You)
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>>127759357
best wishes
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>127759357
No
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Animorphs looks pretty fun, where can I pick up a copy?
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>>127759357
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There you go, you fucking whiners.
They mercy killed the run.
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>>127759357
(Me)(Me)
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>>127759357
>I'm about to go to be guys
Pulling a reverse Cosmo?
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>Coat guy shaking his head
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>>127759357
(You)'re a faggot
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Sorry, 127759357, I'm too tired for them right now.
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>>127759236
didn't they say the world record was 28 minutes? if that's the case they would've beaten it with that second run ignoring the reset
that was pretty retarded
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ow my ears
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>>127759357
No noir, go be girls instead.
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Fucking yeah, Age of Empires
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*strokes neckbeard*
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100$
gotta say, he got the most value out of his money out of all donators in GDQ history.
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>>127759426
oh nvm, i see, that wasn't the end
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>>127759426
I don't think that was the actual end, they just stopped because their shit game went over their shit limit and they need to make room forWOLOLO
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>>127759454
>that fake smile
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>>127759467
>It's a good game, so it has to be a good speed game!
'Sup reddit?
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>I can't formulate actual sentences
>memememememememes xD lel
Why are these people allowed to exist and pollute the American gene pool?
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Why aren't they running the African Kingdoms DLC?
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>>127759467
Wait I thought the awful games block was done
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HOYP
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>>127759426
The game is complete RNG it is like people who speed run 100man Mario challenges
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I thought they said it was the end of Awful GDQ? Why is AoE coming up?
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>"Up next we have age of empires
>coat guy pretends to be mildly interested
>proceeds to get up and leave the room
based
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>>127759487
Hah!
Did you see that neckbeard on stream right now? Look what a hot girlfriend he has and you don't!
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>>127759553
> Age of Empires
> awful
u wot m8?
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Five minutes past an arbitrary estimate makes /srg/ lose it's fucking shit, but we're fine with two fucking hours of Age of Empires and Dragon Age?
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>>127759547
this isn't the fantasy block
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>>127759570
ebin
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>>127759535All the better my man
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>>127759596
He was a pretty tired guy
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>AoE coming up
>Everyone leaves
At least they have some taste
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>>127759605
(you)
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>tfw that fatfuck neckbeard has a qt3.14 gf and I don't
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Is AoE any good as a latenight speed game or should I just get some sleep now?
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>>127759605
They didn't even finish the run.
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Why do female gamers ALWAYS wear glasses?
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>>127759648
>you will never have a gf that will stroke your neckbeard
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Is any nerd with a beard now just automatically a neckbeard
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>speedrunning aoe
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>>127759645
>de hippie spacing
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>>127759668
Age of Empires is a shit speedgame.
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>>127759689
If they have a neckbeard
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>>127759627
For you
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>>127759605
>an hour of this shitty speedgame
Weeewwww
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>>127759606
lmao
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>>127759605
Both are good games(in different aspects), what went over was a rng ridden pile of shit.
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Kisscam confirm
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>>127759606
slayed em
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>Age of Empires
>not Age of Mythology
Prostagma? Etimos.
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>>127759731
So, where is your speed-fu tonight, /vg/?
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>>127759689
>now
...
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>>127759698
I'm not even him, but I've seen you post this repeatedly. Care to explain what you mean or are you happy just keeping these little sperg moments to yourself?
>>127759721
Age of Empires has no business being speedrun, and Dragon Age is just a shit game.
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>>127759693
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>people actually triggered by the awful games block having an awful game
Seriously?
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>>127759682
Either
1. Bad eyesight from too much videogames
or
2. Plain glass lenses to show how much of a So Geeky xD Gamer Girl you are
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HOLY FUCK!. This guy is literally streaming in a completely emty room!
What kinda audience you want f a m?
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>>127759762
>when she grabs his dick
MUH DICK
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>>127759752
>Prostagma? Etimos.WOLOLO
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>>127759762
fuckin denied.
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>>127759762
Me on the left
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How long until some meme loving fuck donates "Greetings from Portugal"?
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>>127759775
>de hippie spacing
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Ristar runs, please.
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>ristar music
you know if there's one thing I have to give AGDQ credit for, it's never dipping for even a single second, in music choice.
they repeat the songs like 80 times some times, but... I can deal with that.
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>>127759808
It's his dick, though
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>>127759796
Yes but considering how much women care about their appearance it's surprising more of them don't wear contacts desu.
>tfw shit eyesight and know I will need glasses or contacts if I go to the optician but I hate glasses
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Why is my Mohammad so lonely? ;_;
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>>127759763
>...
Kill yourself.
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>>127759825
>not "Greetings from Syria"
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>empty couch
this is going to be as depressing as that GTA 2 run 2014
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>>127759713
Do people not realize you need a proper neckline if you have a larger beard?
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>Check the /v/ AGDQ thread
>Ctrl + F "WE"
>2 results
I'm a little disappointed to BE honest.
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>>127759875
Contacts fucking suck to wear for a whole lot of people.
Also glasses aren't an appearance negative unless you have ugly ones
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>>127759887
>being triggered by punctuation
...
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>>127759839
I understand that line breaks upset you. What confuses me is the phrase "de hippie." I'm sure it's just some dank meme from one of the lesser boards, so I'll let it go.
Replying so you can say it one more time. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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>>127759890
Everyone went back to their room to rub a quick one out after that god awful animal game
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>>127759775
I've been watching this particular autist closely and he seems to post this when someone leaves a blank space between two lines
As to the meaning of the phrase, it likely only makes sense in his diseased mind.
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>>127759948
>de hippie spacing
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>>127759890
Can girls actually get jealous over boob sizes?
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>>127759890
The guy botching the tribute to his dead friend during the Outlast run yesterday already surpassed that.
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>>127759942
>Also glasses aren't an appearance negative unless you have ugly ones
To me they're a massive turn off, a 20/10 girl turns into a 5/10 when she puts glasses on for me.
That's why I need contacts, can't hate glasses and wear them lel
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>>127759948
>de hippie spacing
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>>127760003
girls with small breasts aren't even considered girls, m8
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>>127760003
Can guys actually get jealous over dick sizes?
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>>127760003
Just like guys getting jealous over dick sizes
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>>127760014
Elaborate.
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>>127760003
Way to prove you've never spoken to a girl in your life.
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Is there anything about AOE that makes it any less of a nightmarish speed run than basically any other RTS game
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>Age of Empires by Muhammed
A little on the nose, isn't it?
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>All these neckbeards with gfs
What is happening?
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>>127760014
:////
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>2 cute girls with fat neckbeards
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>>127760037
>not being into flatchested girls with pretty faces and long legs
pleb
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>>127760042
This. And dicks aren't prominently displayed in public like tits are.
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>>127760045
Guy had a friend who died a few months back and to pay tribute to him he was going to do a glitch his friend discovered but screwed it up.
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>>127760058
Fucking kek I was literally just thinking the same thing.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
THESE FAT NECKBEARDS HAVE QT GIRLFRIENDS AND I DONT.
FUCK
THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>127760056
>implying
He's Egyptian, he actually used to be kings and shit.
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>>127760058
It might seem crazy, but if you talk to people, go outside, don't act like an asshole to everyone you meet and you'll eventually get one.
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An obese Indian has a qt strawberry blonde gf. How does that make you feel, kissless virgins?
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>>127760058
>>127760081
Never forget, this it the cost of your shitty personality
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>>127760058
>>127760081
>>127760123
I was thinking that same exact thing
They must be the creme of the crop from whatever shithole they come from
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>>127760042
>>127760043
But girls don't fuck guys with their boobs
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>>127760037
>he doesn't like flat chests
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>>127760058
>>127760081
nothing gets the ladies hot and bothered like an AOE speedrun
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>>127760058
>>127760081
Can't deal with this desu, needs to hurry and speedrun right now or i'm tweeting @gdq
>>
WE
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>>127760018
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>>127760081
there's a reason they're with them. or they're just friends
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>>127760165
DID IT
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>>127760142
>de hippie spacing
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>>127760147
What is paizuri, Alex
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>NO SIGNAL
still?
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>act like a complete asshole
>surprised girls don't like you
Never change autists
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>>127760018
shit taste I'm afraid m8
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>>127760003
Yes but that anime can't
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>>127760142
One time I helped a girl get through her courses, hanged out a couple of times and got rewarded withNOTHING
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>>127760196
DAD
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>>127760223
You forgot to tip your fedora
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>>127760095
but i'm straight
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>>127759987
Maybe the empty space reminds him too much of the emptiness he feels after the hippie movement died face up choking on its own vomit in the Haight forty years ago. Or maybe it's an obscure reference to a CS map.
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>>127760224
Can't help it lad, just who I am init
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>>127760141
>indian
Does it hurt being so obviuosly ignorant?
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>>127760245
did you beg to fuck her? Usually works for me
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>/v/ doesn't have a gf
You should try enjoying life a little more and not being triggered by minor things you cannot control :^)
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>>127760003
I don't know about real ones, but 2D ones do and it's delicious.
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>>127760223
But girls like assholes.
The problem is not balancing your "being an asshole to them" and "being an asshole to people nearby" to the right ratio. You can't treat your sweetie like a little princess while shitting on everyone else constantly.
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>robots getting triggered because someone they perceive as unattractive has a girlfriend
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>tfw AGDQ security asks pinball joe to leave because hes swearing on his stream
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>showcasing individual levels
>not speedrunning all the campaigns
SHIT
H
I
T
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>>127760283
>de hippie spacing
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>>127760285
Asian indian, not american indian
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>>127760295
>/v/
>/v
>v
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>>127760290
I dont think it works like that dude, I wish it did tho.
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HAhahah
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>>127760223
I don't act like an arsehole though I just barely leave my house.
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>>127760147
And your dick size doesn't matter at all when it comes to sex.
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>>127760323
>>127760364
>people who go outside more likely to have a girlfriend than a shitposting autist
WHO KNEW
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>>127760245
You expected a reward and didn't express treat her like another person. There's your fatal flaw.
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>>127760339
>de hippie spacing
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>>127760362
Kek, good sport.
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>>127760323
>robots getting triggered
/m/ here, I only get triggered when you lump robots in with the /r9k/ twats.
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>>127760295
>wanting to be a normie
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>>127760362
Lolz XD
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>>127760395
>de hippie spacing
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>>127760323
Love that image. Mind if I save it?
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>>127760369
You do realize you're supposed to stick it in her, right?
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>>127760323
Holy shit that picture, absolutely BTFO.
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>>127760390
I don't know about that, I think we had a lot of shared interests and she didn't have feelings I had for her.
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>>127760461
How deep do you virgins think the gspot is?
>>
WOLOLO
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>>127760386
You could force /r9k/ to go outside but they'd still be broken, shitty people that nobody wants anything to do with.
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>>127760461
Holy shit, youre so virgin it hurts.
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>>127760470
I laughed at the no signal thing at the end
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>>127760484
Shit happens, do it again. Shitposting about it aint changing shit.
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>this nervous, lonely, autist
I want to hug him
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This stream is comfy as fuck yo
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>>127760486
>everything i know about sex comes from the internet
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>>127760519
PDA is problematic and a lot of people got triggered.
They're getting banned
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>already choking
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>>127760539
he is kinda cute :3c
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>>127760486
How deep is your love?
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>>127760470
Can't show that on a Christian speedrunning stream.
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First person to show up to a GDQ with a proper beard grooming tutorial booth will make a lot of bank.
>>127760539
Would sit on couch for / 10
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>>127760486
>I'm asking for a friend
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>>127760572
He looks like Linus
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>>127760557
Why the fuck did he think doing pinball at the same time as AGQD is a good idea? I can't watch both.
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>>127760486
index finger length
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>>127760557
Last I checked there were a bunch of shitty stern tables.
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>>127760470
She's being raped. Typical disgusting cis pig.
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>>127760640
it's in the lobby of the hotel where AGDQ is being held. It was a terrible idea to fucking do that because that and the arcade room and casual play room are detracting people from the actual fucking event, literally nobody is watching the stream and in the stream room, but there are around 80 people sitting in the arcade room swapping off of DDR right now.
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CHIBI ABSOlUTELY
B
T
F
O
>>
DEPLOY EMERGENCY BLUEGLASS TO COUCH
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>127760701
You must be the guy who complains about people playing casuals during grand finals at tournaments
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>>127760003
Nope, they don't.
Just look at the relevant threads on /cgl/.
If anything, they typically say that they're envious of girls having smaller boobs than them.
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I want to give this guy a pity blowjob after this run. He's cute. He doesn't deserve this. :(
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>>127760708
You can tell he relishes in the attention the community gives to him even if it is negative, we're the only ones who give a fuck about him.
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>>127760701
The organisers of this seem fucking stupid.
Why did it have to turn into a convention with interviews and bans from a small room with people having fun?
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>>127760708
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>>127760539
would you couch for mh?
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>>127760753
nice try
>>
I hope this guy gets lots of people for his GTA III run :/
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>empty couch
Poor guy.
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>>127760753
>/cgl/
>representative of the average female population
>>127760768
Because a lot of money and sponsorship got involved.
It would honestly be better if it was just a straight convention without the bullshit pretense
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>>127760758
I think it would be weird for him seeing somebody else choke. I think he'd rather blow you.
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>>127760752
There are barely any people watching though, the hall is massive yet most of the chairs are empty.
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>>127760778
Of course
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>you will never couch for Mhmd_FVC in his time of need
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>>127760745
I don't think they'd like that. They at least need to fix the game audio.
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>>127760745
There's going to come a year when they'll just have pre-recorded Blueglass laughs to pipe into the room at appropriate times.
How often do you even see him on camera? You'd never know.
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>>127760832
More than just the game, I imagine it's also the time.
People who stayed up late are too tired and tucking in. People who turned in early have yet to wake up.
>>
incomingWOLOLO
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>>127760768
To kick cancer's butt, of course!
>>
>>127760816
>>representative of the average female population
It actually is, most of them are normie losers girls nowadays.
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>>127760816
It would be a convention organisers by incompetent people though and that always goes wrong.
>>127760809
I feel sorry for him ;_;
>>
>>127760752
nah, but it actively detracts from the event when they're taking all this shit and making the event seem less interesting in comparison to the shit happening AROUND the event. It's more a convention than a speedrunning event at this point, almost nobody speedruns outside of their main appearance and practice. Which would be fine but it's taken away a lot of the fun I had previously, I haven't seen anyone just speedrunning a game outside of practice room at ALL this event ,last year I played tongue of the fatman with somebody, I found chokemanDCJ and we played spider, and then I showed off toki going apespit tech i've been working on
this year? Nothing. everyone wants to play DDR and smash. It's horrible.
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>>127760778
I'd bed him
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>>127760874
>there are around 80 people sitting in the arcade room swapping off of DDR right now
>You must be the guy who complains about people playing casuals during grand finals at tournaments
>There are barely any people watching though, the hall is massive yet most of the chairs are empty.
Go to bed. You clearly cannot keep up with simple conversation.
>>
>>127760081
They are just friends, girls will "pair up" with somoene they know so they don't get hit on.
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>>127760886
People without sisters really don't understand this before they start dating.
>>
>>127760816
I hate hearing retarded shit like that from girls. i.e. words
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>>127760905
Are you a dude? If so, I don't think that Mhmd_FVC is adegenerate homosexual disgrace.
>>
>>127760486
>there are no nerves beyond this arbitrary point I define inside a vagina
>>
>>127760701
I'd rather play DDR than watch a guy play AoE for an hour.
>>
>>127760896
I'm going to be real. Most people don't give a single shit about speedrunning at all and just like to see weird tricks and glitches with the occasional goofy memes. When you let people in who aren't speedrunners this is the kind of shit you get.
>>
>>127760896
How long until they stop with the cancer charade?
Does anyone actually care about them donating money to a cancer fund that wastes $1 million a year running shit like this?
>>
>>127760952
No u
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>>127760954
They are with the neckbeards, not eachother.
>>
>>127760990
>Overpopulating the earth
Breeders are the real degenerates here.
>>
Don't feel bad for mh he's a huge tryhard, the type who unironically uses Kappa in people's chats.
>>
This runner is literally Wojak
>no friends
>no one wathing
>everyone left
>no one claps
>no commentator
damn
>>
>>127761064
can't agree more.
Aside from that this run is a little lonely but I'm enjoying it
>>
>>127760952
>implying I actually bothered to read up the reply chain at all
>>
>>127761027
People just want attention and to have their message read out on stream.
>>
>>127760993
Face it, Janeane Garofalo has inadvertently helped to breed a generation of beta men who think a vagina is just a clit and a g-spot. They've been told since childhood that the only measure of sexual prowess is knowing that the clitoris exists.
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>>127760990
Neither am I, but cute is cute.
>>
>>127761064
>implying the earth is anywhere near overpopulation
>implying we won't have colonies on other planets by the time it reaches that point
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>when you know what you are doing it's easy
Truer word have never been spoken. Heed this God's advice, /v/edditgag.
>>
>>127761086
so literally like every runner?
>>
>>127761021
That's fine, you're free to choose, I just personally think that arcade cabs have no place at a speedrunning event unless someone's speedrunning that particular game. All the personalities are being followed around by their faggot groupees too, which makes this enormous event hall seem empty 90% of the day because they're all slurping trihex cock.
>>127761023
I know, and I wish that weren't the case, but I don't have control over it, i'm hoping NASA will be better, because i'm going to that too.
>>127761027
never, the business deal that GDQ LLC has with PCF and MSF are too deep in now, they're in a contrat and probably have to stick with PCF for... I don't know, however many years they signed it for.
>>
>>127760003
I know a girl who was insecure enough about her small breasts to get a boob job. Which is a bummer because she had a great petite bod before she got them.
>>
>no one watching aoe
>what is this shit
>>
>>127761053
That's the point. Hanging out with another girl isn't going to stop them getting hit on.
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>>127761094
They did clap for him.
He'll probably relax a bit the more he plays and get mad clunge desu
>>
>>127761152
that means you're bi faggot
>>
>>127761129
I like how it went from "hey if you stimulate these points it adds to the pleasure" to "it's the only thing that gives pleasure"
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I want to hug him
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>>127761218
No. They are WITH the neckbeards. They went there WITH the neckbeards. The girls are not interacting.
>>
>internet died during awfulgdq
>come back to some guy killing enemy wonders in age of empire with their own catapults
Did I miss anything? I think it died after the Jesus run
>>
>>127761202
Worst run of the marathon so far. Even /srg/ can't be bothered to make fun of him when he repeatedly fucks up.
>>
>>127761064
>overpopulating
Not gonna be a thing that happens. Outside of Quiverfull faggots, you're not going to find people in industrialized countries jacking up the world pop. We actually need those few families who have 4-5 kids each to prop up the economy and workforce, because most other couples in the country are breeding below their replacement index.
Direct your anger at DEVELOPING third world countries where everyone has 90 kids to compensate for terrible life expectancies, but at a time where those expectancies for them are improving drastically. Once they're fully developed, kids become a hindrance to having a good life, so people stop having as many.
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>/srg/ found a new husbando
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WE
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>>127761198
I know a bunch, it's always tragic.
But on the flipside it's not uncommon for naturally larger breasted women to not be happy since they're a pain to deal with in a lot of ways, including actual pain.
>>
>>127761228
Or he'll just tense up after a mistake and we'll have silence for 30 straight minutes.
>>
Is there any runner that isn't an awkward fuck?
>>
>>127761268
I'm enjoying this far more than animorphs
>>
>>127761268
It's not his fault, it's RNG
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>>127760616
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>>127761250
Yeah, and now I'm starting to hear about how anal sex is only pleasurable because of prostate stimulation. I've seen people unironically not know that girls don't even have those.
>>
>>127761129
>>127761250
>sexual prowess
please stop virgins
>>
>>127761314
What if he poos himself and has to waddle off stage in front of 94 thousand people?
>>
>>127761319
You're watching him.
>>
>>127761292
>Once they're fully developed, kids become a hindrance to having a good life, so people stop having as many.
That's assuming these same people that need several hundred more years to develop as a culture will get wise to the idea that they can improve their lives by not having a million fucking kids. History has shown that these cultures that need help to develop have a very difficult time thinking far ahead into the future. This is not a consequence of the society they live in; it's a consequence of genetics.
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>>127761381
I'd lick it off for him. :3
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>>127761327
>>127761331
>forgetting to research the only tech you need for a map is rng
I get that you have a thing for sad nerd boys, but don't make excuses for him.
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>>127761319
Blechy, Big Jon
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Holy shit you guys
Put your index or middle finger all the way in to a girls vagina
Make a "come here" motion
Work your way backward until you feel a rugged spot that's different from the meat around it
That's how you find a G-spot, it's not hard
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>>127761431
i feel sad for you, anon
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>>127761398
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>>127761446
this is like telling desert nomads how to ski dude
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>>127761468
London?
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>>127761446
Which one is the vagina?
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>>127761307
Bummer my favorite body-types are the extremes, which most girls are either insecure about it or get breast reduction to reduce discomfort.
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>>127761485
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>>127761501
The top one
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>>127761379
>implying sexual prowess
>implying i'm just not a huge nerd who studies biology unironically
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>>127761501
Are we really doing this?
Non-virgin here, btw
Ask me anything
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>>127761501
Back of the knee maybe
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So did noir deliver?
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>>127761485
>Implying they can't ski on the sand
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>>127761164
>needing offworld colonies for population control
Neg, only a dearth of resources or an environment fucked up beyond all belief (constant earthquakes, eruptions, and acid rain like you wouldn't believe) necessitate us getting the fuck out for reasons that aren't "what if we accidentally nuclear war ourselves" or "shit that's a big asteroid".
In the second case, if we can terraform planets, build colonies on them without terraforming, or even create non-planetary colonies like O'Neill cylinders, we clearly have the tech to do the same shit right here on Earth without leaving. Just build some dome cities and we're good to go.
Food and water won't be a problem when we start concentrating populations and exploiting nuclear or green energy to power desalination. We can grow ridiculous amounts of food hydro- and aeroponically. The world actually produces more food than can be consumed already, and it will only go up as we continue to grow it more efficiently (not on shitty farms) or genetically alter it for greater yields. The problem is, and always has been, distribution: getting it to the starving people in Bumfuck, Dirtghanistan or Darkest Africa without crazy regimes stealing it all. It's not necessarily a good idea to give those people free food anyway (prevents them from really making their own), but in an ideal world where you CAN get all the food you have to people who need it, that goes out of the window.
So we round people up, destroy country / rural / suburban living, and make megacities sitting on massive grow-ops and desal plants. Boom, we're fucking done, everything is peachy and great.
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>>127761548
what is a guaranteed trick to make a girl fuck you?
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>>127761548
what happens if I stick it in the urethra?
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>>127761548
What if you accidentally slip it into the peehole
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>>127761548
which diseases did you get after 3dpd?
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>>127761557
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>>127761548
How do you not let nerves kill your erection the first time?
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IL Showcase?
Does he just pick random levels he wants to show off?
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>>127761548
Where is that, I dont think I have one of those
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>>127761587
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>>127761548
>anus that close to the vagina
is this diagram accurate?
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>>127761548
How's it feel to be just as pathetic as the rest of /srg/?
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>>127761636
Yeah, this is a Best Of compilation and it's still boring, lmao
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>>127761590
you die
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Does anyone speedrun the CD-I Zelda games?
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>>127761671
Well they needed filler I guess and an hour of RTS is good enough.
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>>127761587
Make it seem like it's her idea, some basic PUA will help you do this
Also, if she won't let you get past second base, start massaging her breasts or finger her, after a while she'll crave your dick
>>127761590
>>127761592
Pain
>>127761594
Never had an STD desu
>>127761627
Focus on foreplay, take it slow.
Tell your girl if it's really bad, most girls are chill about it
>>127761645
Back of your knee
>>127761664
Yes, but it varies from girl to girl
>>127761669
Wonderful
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>>127761627
Not him but drink or just tell the chick you're nervous and if they're not a piece of human garbage they'll understand
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>>127761661
Very good, speedrunning women. Thanks bro
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>>127761587
lifting or weed, maybe both
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>>127761674
Oh, that's too bad. I have a fantasy where I stick my dick into a girl's urethra and we both pee into each other.
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>>127761590
>what happens if I stick it in the urethra?
It would be very painful
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>>127761714
>replying to multiple people like anyone gives a shit
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>>127761587
To get her to fuck you with zero work? Win the lottery.
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>>127761401
It has nothing to do with culture. Immigrants from less developed countries to those with very low breeding numbers always begin falling in line with their host country's breeding habits within a generation or two.
No amount of living in a very segregated neighborhood surrounded by the habits of "the old country" and cultural pressure that more kids = success or happiness can work against "kids cost money and effort and I can't get all the nice flatscreen TVs or go out on the town if I keep popping out the kiddos." You won't change the people who actually lived in that country very often, but their kids assimilate breeding habits even if they assimilate nothing else. The big trouble with problematic immigrants is their massive sense of self-entitlement, and having too many kids directly impacts their ability to buy those things they feel entitled to (because countries will give housing and food as aid, but not big screens).
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Why isn't Adam sitting with Mh ;_;
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>>127761714
>literally responding to jokes
wew lad
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>>127761590
Depending on the girl, you give her a new fetish.
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>>127761587
Two MAJOR tricks
>Make it seem like it's not a big deal to you
-Most girls will give you the "I don't want to fuck tonight bby" speech, if they do, just ignore her completely and go to sleep, she'll be mad that you didn't take the bait and fuck you to get you back
>Make it obvious you're not judging her
-When taking a girl home, they're usually worried they'll be labeled as a slut by you or your friends, just be chill about it
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>clearly misclicks below the building
>"see the AI in this game.. .. "
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>"screwed up"
>killing units and destroying civilian building
>being Egyptian
3 strikes... banned
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>>127761714
you clearly got a mental disease though m8, who comes to a fucking speedrunning general and acts like such a faggot. kill urself
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>>127761791
>It has nothing to do with culture
What part of my post led you to believe I thought so? Was it this part?
"This is not a consequence of the society they live in; it's a consequence of genetics."
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>>127761857
>noir is the top of the relationship
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>>127761709
tompa does, yes.
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>>127761587
Go to the gym
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Man, I'm really feeling sorry for this guy. Can someone really get him a buddy to sit on the couch for him?
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>>127761958
I'm eastern european, I think most of our women are ugly as fuck. I only buy asian hookers, and maybe some college students
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>>127761905
>people that need several hundred more years to develop as a culture
That part.
Are you seriously trying to say that these peoples' genetics make them so retarded and backwards that they will continue to shit out kids to their personal and financial detriment? Because it hasn't happened.
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>>127761969
>implying
I'd provide an argument but /fit/ does all of it for me already
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>>127761976
>guy on the couch starts bullying him
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What is this aspect raidou widescreen shit?
It looks awful
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>sunglasses faggot complaining about 12 hour drives
Is this really that uncommon
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>>127762031
Hey back off he's giving me good advice.
Thanks to all the other replies too, I should be all set
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>>127762030
top jej dude. Niggers in America literally do what you've just said and are only propped up by the government, otherwise they'd be dying en masse. (more than they already are btw)
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More like Choke of Empires
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>>127761958
>eastern european hookers
>reliable or hot
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really good runner this guy :^)
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>>127762153
More likeyou're a faggot
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whats the point of AOE speedrun? Campaign or wtf.
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Mhmd is a nice guy and all but I don't know why he thought this would be good for a marathon.
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Man I really want to sit on that couch right now, this run is comfy as fuck and I have many questions.
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>we've got some encouraging messages for you
:(
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>>127762030
I'm saying they are genetically predisposed to rarely recognize the consequences of their actions when the consequences are far removed from the immediate future. Having unprotected sex is an example of such an action.
You really need to consider just how retarded and backwards they are.
They destroy transformers that supply hundreds of homes and businesses with electrical power just to salvage the liquid inside them which is promptly used as cooking oil.
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More like zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
You guys ready for another hour with this asshole after Dragon Age?
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>>127762201
>better defend my redditrunner buddy
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>some encouraging messages
That's brutal
>>127762153
what a shame
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>>127762151
I said developed, industrialized countries.
The parts of America where sheboons pop out 30 crackbabies in the project aren't.
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This run is just sad, desu
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>that racist donation
Woah
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Greetings from Germany! Allahu Akbar.
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>>127762263
kill yourself
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>>127762153
>not Age of Chokes
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>>127762214
so that /srg/ can spam kangz
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adam wouldn't have choked
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This is sad.
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>>127762224
There's been like 10 games this AGDQ, where I thought "why the fuck hadn't they even planned anything in case something went wrong?".
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>>127762214
wololo
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>>127762313
Greetings from France, my gf had a great new years, looks like the baby's gonna stick!
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why isn't he just savescumming this map?
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>>127762291
It doesn't work that way m8, no matter where these folk are the situation will always be the same.
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>>127762317
Sure. It's gotta be more interesting than this run.
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>>127762367
what happened to him?
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>>127762214
>>127762224
Have you actually been watching the run?
The one where he destroyed a wonder with a house was pretty cool. This current map is kinda kicking his ass but I've never seen AoE broken like this so I'm interested.
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>>127761958
I have a milf friend with benefits, so that just sounds like a waste of money
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Poor guy BibleThump
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>>127762402
Because the game crashes if a projectile is in the air when he loads.
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>>127762469
>zerg rush the objective
How did he develop these strats?
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>>127762495
Yo real talk though, if you want a guarantee fuck go to the gym for a few months and hit up middle aged women at bars
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>>127762469
nah, just came to watch and was confused
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>>127762527
The timing of this post haha
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>>127762450
He wouldn't have choked, if anyone in the audience knew the Heimlich maneuver. Rip adamAK.
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>>127762495
>milf
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.............
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>It's a "speedrunner chokes and has to use cheats" run
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Resets and game crash, at least Animorphs was entertainingly awful.
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>>127762450
He is a university lecturer in Singapore or something. He doesn't have time to stream and when he streams. Its either GTA 3 or some other game. He quit Vice City after duping was discovered with the Japanese version strats.
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This is the perfect filler since there's no end, he can end it whenever the next game starts.
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>>127762535
>No, I haven't been watching the run
FTFY
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>>127762493
"Not being a nervous wreck" isn't a category
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>that fucking run
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>>127762589
So, HL2 and Portal 2 all over again?
This marathon has been such a shitshow.
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>>127762262
That would happen literally anywhere. Your personal survival and happiness trumps the needs of those who are already better off and unrelated to you. People riot and destroy their own communities' long term health so they can enrich themselves through looting in the short term or make political and financial decisions to line their own pockets at the expense of future or current generations.
That's just human nature. Even in societies where the clan has greater support than the individual or families, any group larger than that is also disregarded.
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>every pc game crashed at least once in this GDQ
what the fuck
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>>127762648
PC master race
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>>127762648
Neither of the games based Studio played crashed, did they?
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>>127762648
>windows 10
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>>127762621
The only interesting thing he did was fucking around a bit with buildings. Everything else has literally been, "send early units to place and exploit dumb AI." Well, that and cheating.
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>>127762648
>>127762589
crashes, savescumming, cheats, 60 minutes of running out of bounds
pc speedruns
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>>127762648
>>127762687
>implying laptops are PCs
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>>127762697
Those cars sure did though.
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>>127762648
have you seen the PC there?
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>>127762648
That's just how pc games are, they are unoptimized shit and any problem is told to be solved by buying a new nvidia
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someone please get him off for his own good
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>>127762647
>That would happen literally anywhere
Except it doesn't because we understand the consequences of our actions. We also develop our own societies to protect our own futures; i.e. we make and enforce laws that prevent people from fucking everything up for everyone else because we can envision a future beyond tomorrow.
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>>127762648
GDQ technical staff
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>>127762732
>>127762738
I remember at least one runner carrying his own, huge ass tower out of the room after his run.
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>>127762738
I've got a Compaq Presario from '96 that barely runs Vista in my basement and it would be more stable than that plastic turd.
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*installs to ssd*
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>>127762715
>Anon, I don't think you understand. I've only been watching this run for 5 minutes
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If he wasn't white he'd be banned tbqh
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Did he just say he's doing an untried strat?
What the heck is with people doing runs that they aren't 100% sure they can even complete?
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>>127762702
It's actually Windows 8
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>>127760753
they're jealous of girls not being fatasses like them
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>>127762863
>I gargle shit and am gonna be smug because you don't.
Ok, you caught me. I haven't been giving this snoozefest my undivided attention. What has he done that was in any way interesting?
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It would be a lot more interesting if he talked about the story/history behind these missions instead of just repeating himself a million times
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>>127762946
The run is 12 hours, he is just showing off stuff
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>>127762951
they are the same operating system to be perfectly frank with you m8
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>watching someone clean a pinball machine is more entertaining than this run
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>>127762968
It doesn't matter what I'm gonna say because I could write a novel on cool things that happened and you'd still talk shit about every single thing I said.
There's a 0% chance of you replying with "well I guess that's pretty cool actually"
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>>127762773
I specifically wrote
>or make political and financial decisions to line their own pockets at the expense of future or current generations
to head off exactly that argument. The laws we create to prevent people fucking over others for their personal gain are just as easily circumvented for personal gain yet again. You can lobby to ensure those laws don't get passed in the first place, or creatively shuffle around blame so that the architects of whatever scheme are never touched, buy off investigations and prosecution wholesale, threaten the finances of those who are in charge of the laws or justice in the first place, or make (poor) arguments that you serve a greater good by keeping yourself / company out of jail and together than by being punished for your crime.
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>>127763028
yeah it's ok, I don't mind this at all. I just think it's amusing how many people are having problems
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>>127763089
>speedrunning an RTS
>cool
L O L
O
L
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>the runner said "get wood"
he should be banned forever
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>>127763039
>>127763089
Ok. Good discussion. Glad you wasted my fucking time with your gay little "nuh-uh" bullshit.
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>>127763095
You can believe whatever you want. I believe that a country as rich in resources as it is would be fully developed if the people were inherently capable of doing it. If they need help, there must be a genetic explanation at the core of it.
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>>127763160
Beats autistic 90s platformers
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Went to sleep after let's play maker, anything interesting happen in the meantime?
Is trihex a girl yet?
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
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>>127763197
the clockwork orange guys should come out and beat him with bats
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>>127763160
>not speedrunning Warcraft 3 for 30 hours while shitting your pants and eating your nails
It's like you don't even endurance
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Im confused. Just who is the cutest runner this year?
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>>127763254
>platformers are more autistic than 90s strategy games
That doesn't even deserve a reaction image.
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>>127763208
contain your autism m8 also before i forget
>de hippie spacing
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>>127763160
>speedrunner breaking 20 year old AI
>every RTS must be exactly like Starcraft 2
>>127763208
I didn't bring up the fact that your opinion is invalid because you haven't been watching from the start in order to educate you on what you missed, it's more about the first part of this sentence
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>>127763227
Not that guy but I don't know how you think you know that. You can't just make up your own theories and put them forward as fact without study.
Can we stop this /pol/ shit too please?
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>>127763364
What ever happened with hippie? I rather liked him and I know he posted here for a while. Did he do something to wrong /srg/ in particular?
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>>127763382
>You can't just make up your own theories and put them forward as fact without study.
Welcome to the internet
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>>127763346
>sanic
>mario
>obscure autism simulators like bubsy
Spergs love platformers familia
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>>127763379
I've been watching from the start. First mission was that catapult cheese where he just sniped shit because the AI is retarded, then he fucked up converting a few times, then he forgot to research tower tech. It's been absolutely boring. Nothing interesting has happened.
You're just a contrarian little faggot with nothing of value to say.
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>>127763448
>obscure autism simulators like bubsy
Hey, don't talk shit about my boy ulillillia
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>that filthy fedora donation
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>>127763534
>the documentary will NEVER be released
Holy fucking shit am I mad.
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That galley would never have destroyed the wonder what was he worried about
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>>127763529
>You're just a contrarian little faggot with nothing of value to say
Pot, kettle, etc
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>>127763568
What did it say?
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has alberto barbosa made a donation yet?
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>>127763601
He's probably referring to the "gentleman and a scholar" one.
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>>127763591
>medium
get better internet, lmao
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>>127763448
>this nigga doesn't even know the highest point on the map in bubsy3d
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>>127763613
only the runners are memeing faggots
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>>127763613
No, but my girlfriend's husband did
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>>127763227
There are all sorts of theories, mostly centering around environmental factors, that posit why Africa (and other places) would remain undeveloped while harsher, typically more northern climes did not. That it continues today is mostly the case of outside meddling, now and in the past (proxy wars, exploitation, unintentional undermining through aid).
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>>127763591
>Medium settings
Why the fuck would you do this? holy shit are you retarded?
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>time estimate reached
GONG
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>>127763382
There are studies that point out the genetic differences between races, you can easily find them if you really want to. It's also very easy to come to a conclusion based on them that relates to the advancement of some races and the floundering of others. Although modern academia would crucify anyone who did such a study or expanded upon one today.
>>127763424
Hippie is just a fukn shitter.
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>time
>he says as he didn't even finish the game
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>>127763591
>Current year
>Unironically watching on twitch instead of using livestreamer
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>>127763593
I've explained exactly why it's boring. I've provided reasoning for my opinions. Until this very last mission it was absolutely nothing but "take early units and walk them to place." It's dull, it's shit, nobody fucking cares. Walking past mid 90s AI is not clever. It's not even breaking anything. Shit was already broken.
You, on the other hand, haven't said a goddamn thing of value. And your excuse is that evidently you can't give your opinion because somebody might disagree with you.
You're legit useless. Get fucked.
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Thanks m80, sorry you had to do it all alone ;_;
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>>127763582
What shade of red would you say your face is right now? In hex, please.
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how are there two autists that speedrun both gta and aoe?
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>>127763424
Begged for money to go on vacation
We only like pure runners here
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>>127763717
>I can't read categories
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>>127763717
Well neither did Animorphs really.
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>>127763697
I know but it seems like everyone here hates him, did he fuck up on a run or shit talk somebody or something? Last time I was here he was just that dude who ran jungle beat, DKC and... that other game he ran I don't remember.
>>127763763
oooh. Yeah that'd do it.
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why can those trashy girls get cute geeky boys and not me :(
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>>127763747
Friends tend to do things together.
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>>127763743
#FF0000
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>>127763668
>There are all sorts of theories, mostly centering around environmental factors
>That it continues today is mostly the case of outside meddling
Blame everything but Africans
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fat fucks with their fucking gfs
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>>127763747
boylove
couples usually introduce each other to their hobbies
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>>127763747
Because MH is just a copy of Adam_AK
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>chat disabled
they are taking their spergfest bit too seriously
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>Hell yeah time for GTA!
>look at schedule
>90 minutes of Bioware shit
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>tfw never completed Dragon Age Origins
Dunno if I want to watch this desu.
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>>127763838
Oh look, more "women" who don't dress or act like women
Why would you cuck yourself by dating one of those?
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>>127763765
Can I run that category and skip all the stages because it's too hard and get WR?
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>>127763838
>Medium settings
Poor cunt
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>>127763838
not bitter at all
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>>127763803
i doubt anyone actually hates hippie, like i said he's just a fukn shitter.
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cute biodrone boy
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>>127763823
Oh, no, they definitely have their own hand in it, but in ways that showcase precisely how alike we are. We bribe their leaders and they take the cash to let everyone flounder while they live it large. No different from how we run things anywhere else.
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>>127763848
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>>127763697
I don't think you can just extrapolate genetic racial differences to fit a model of societal development or 'stagnation'. Maybe there is evidence and studies or something that suggests I'm wrong, I honestly don't know.
see your mate >>127763668 anyway
Please stop this discussion too! Last reply from me friend
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I am legitimately interested to see how you speedrun this.
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>>127763838
There is no reason to be upset, just because he is probably interesting/can afford to go to agdq unlike you doesn't mean you have to post him
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>>127763872
It was ok, even fun to play with all the spell combos
>unironically wearing N7 hoodie
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>>127763747
BOY LOVE
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>>127763857
The fuck are you talking about? Chat's still running fine.
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>>127763838
>Hasn't got a GF himself
>Moans that other people have
>Cant even afford good internet
No wonder mr neet.
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GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
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>>127763949
The game is fucking long played normally.
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>Greeting from Berlin Germany
As opposed to Berlin Canada
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>>127763967
was just twitch failing then, showed "chat disabled for this channel" for me until I refreshed
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>>127763949
It's a pc game, so he goes out of bounds to the final boss, then tricks an npc into killing him
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>>127763949
Your interest will soon be shattered
Garbage speedrun
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>>127764068
Probably. But for now, I am curious.
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>>127764052
Then why are you such a faggot?
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>>127764028
http://www.getzipcode.us/en/city-berlin.php
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>>127764028
That wasn't worth a post, anon
You should cheer up
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>>127763949
He fucks an annoying edgy cunt who makes a witty retort
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>>127764028
I've never understood why people do that.
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WHERE IS URANIUM ANCHOR?? Why isn't he fixing it?
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>>127763949
Flying Swarm, out of bounds, and triggering a lot of event flags that are supposed to be blocked off until later.
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>>127763838
how do you even know its they are together
they could be friends, relatives
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>>127764190
They touched each other earlier
I'm curious about this run, gl
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The bloke on the left sounds weird
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>timer paused
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>>127764330
WR incoming
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>>127764260
>he doesn't touch his sister suggestively in public
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>yfw Dragon Age general #900
>>127739494
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>>127764330
He's just showing off stuff now, since he's so far behind estimate
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>>127764374
>a waifu fag general on /vg/
are you really surprised?
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>>127764358
if only I had one
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>>127764374
>yfw Katawa Shoujo generals hit #2000
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420
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>>127763887
>act like women
what does that entail anon
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>it's a "they patched this bug I'm exploiting so I'm using an old version" run
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>tfw no qt speed husbando to feed
Why live?
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>>127764374
Not that surprising. Many generals would have done that if they numbered their threads.
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>>127763905
Is that alright you cocksucker?
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>>127764592
Go back to medium so your computer doesn't overheat man, we are here for you.
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>>127764550
>it's an "I'm making any and all challenge obsolete by cheating" run
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>>127764592
dude
>1366x768
I hope you are enjoying the stream either way
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>>127764592
>1366x768 resolution
you poor cunt
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>>127764592
>flash player
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>>127764592
I hope you can afford a real computer soon anon
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>>127764592
>flash
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>>127764592
Liverstreamer, streampleb
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Someone give me a speedrecap of the past 12 hours
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when was this released? Why does it look like oblivion level graphics?
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>>127764549
Not trying to act like men is a great start
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>>127764785
>>127764735
>>127764694
>>127764669
>tfw viewing the stream in Netscape, through Shockwave, 800x600 resolution, on Windows ME, Low quality
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>>127764864
2009, it says on the titlecard
It looks the way it looks, who cares
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>>127764839
>please spoonfeed me so I can repost on reddit for free karma
>>>/r/eddit
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>>127764864
this game is already nostalgia level old m8
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>>127764864
You mean the best era of graphics?
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Didn't this game also have some Baldurs gate style camera mode or something?
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>>127764898
d*ng
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>>127764939
>I was 18 when this came out
Fuck
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>>127764960
Yea, but it was gimmicky shit. 3rd person camera is the way it was designed to be played
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>>127764960
yes and i didn't even realize this camera option was available
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>>127764656
>>127764669
>>127764694
>>127764735
>>127764741
>>127764785
>>127764832
Jeez
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>>127765007
Why are you still on 4chan? o_O
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>>127764960
Yes, when you zoom out you have a more top-down tactical view, mostly used with pausing and issuing AoE orders.
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>>127764960
yes
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>>127765026
huh, I played the whole game with that, worked fine.
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>>127765058
/runescape/ tier post
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>>127765058
Not him, but I was born in 1966. What of it?
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>>127764919
Don't force me to post Elins.
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>running Mass effect 2
Sounds boring af
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>>127764657
>it's an "I'm cheating and bug exploiting with an old patch but I still have to grind anyway" run
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Oh look, it's almost time for the /castlevania block/ snorefest
Hold Right speedruns sure are fun
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>>127765158
>posting any elins from anyone but THAT artists
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>>127764550
because no one ever plays on old versions of console games to exploit bugs
: ^ )
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>>127765216
>hating actually good speedgames
I guess the bioware block is right up your ally then
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>>127765158
You wouldn't dare
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>>127765007
>ill never be in middle school running over to my best friends place to spend the afternoon playing oblivion with him again only to go home and grind on runescape at night
feelsbadmane
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>>127765216
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>>127765147
>born just in time to live through England defeating the sunbed stealing Krauts in the greatest World Cup in footballing history
2 world wars and 1 world cup, av ittttt
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>>127765158
Do itThey're the reason I have this fucking feverish attraction to thighs and hips on petite girls now
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>>127765216
>it's a we dont run Rondo because it's hard to setup marathon
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Someone make a new AGDG
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>>127765261
>castlevania
>good speedgames
t. Greetings from Germany!
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>>127765373
Is that Matty?
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who /fruitbasket/ here?
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No shit the boss dies easily when you've broken the game with glitchleveling
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He's still in the fucking mage tower? I don't even remember what happens after this, assuming there some major glitches
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>>127765354
You can't "get" fetishes lile that, at least not when you are this old
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>>127765168
I don't know about ME2 but ME1 had a bunch of geometry/out of bounds glitches to speed through the game and skip story mandatory things
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>>127765373
They did Rondo last GDQ though
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>>127765420
apart from syrofu who never does anything near a camer she's the best speedrunning has isn't she
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>>127765373
>Rondo
>hard to setup
Then again everything is hard to setup for them so I wouldn't be surprised.
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>>127764893
MGTOW am i right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M G T O W
G
T
O
W
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>>127765314
>born just in time to guide England through becoming a caliphate helping Muslims in the greatest cuckholding in world history
i gotchu senpai
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But seriously, did I miss anything during the past 12 hours?
>>127765262
Stop me
>>127765249
Who?
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>>127765485
ME2 doesnt and even if it did, it wouldnt save much
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>>127765506
No?
I just like women. Not men
You must be one of the cucks we're all so familiar with
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>>127765512
Who are these wang wizards
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>>127765597
>using cuck unironically.
pls anon.
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I'm making a new thread nobody else make a thread
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this looks like pretty ok run desu
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>>127765485
>run a game I enjoy by skipping out everything that made the game enjoyable
Speedrunning
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>>127765654
Too fucking late, making a new thread right fucking now
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>>127765712
Don't make a thread I'm almost finished
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>>127765670
>completing a game in the fastest possible manner
>speed running
gosh
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>>127765667
Look back at the stream and say that again with a straight face
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>>127765654
>>127765712
imma beat you to it niggers
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>>127765670
It's a speedrun, not a speedrun + the fun parts kept in
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Why are people in the stream chat buttmad about him glitching the game? Speedruns constantly abuse glitches.
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>>127765752
>>127765785
>use cheat codes to warp to the end
>speedrunning because the only objective is finishing as fast as possible
wew lad
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>>127765823
>What are rules set by the runners
I think the /v/ thread is more your style, marathonshitter
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>>127765752
>speedrunning is about going fast
>>>/v/
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>>127765819
It happens every year. People are idiots.
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>>127765823
all the objectives are arbitrary anon.
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>>127765769
lewd
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>>127765860
>What are rules set by the runners
autistic arbitrary bullshit?
*makes Chinese cheatbox same category as N64*
*bans turbo despite it being on an official controller*
*makes some glitches allowed and some disallowed because reasons*
Sure is /r/speedrun in here
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best run this year so far?
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>>127765940
all the categories are arbitrary
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Tell me when someone cute likeSpikevegetais back on
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>>127765976
I gotta go with Battlekid due to sheer impressiveness in performance
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>>127765940
ARBITRARY
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*mind begins wandering*
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>>127765976
Velocity 2X
Broke a WR too
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>>127765981
>>127765940
>my mind wanders
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boring run desu
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>had to check my bank account to check if I had enough for donations
Holy fucking shit
>>127765976
Dorksiders
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>>127765976
half life 2
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>had to check my bank account to see if I had enough for a donation
So let me get this straight. You have shit tier personal finance skills, and you're wasting what little money you do have so that someone will read out your comment at an autistic self-gratification marathon?
Fucking Hell
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>>127766016
>>127766008
woa, gonna need an explanation on this meme, stat
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>>127766042
It's to cure cancer anon.
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>>127766042
Rekt
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>>127766029
Well it's a pc game>>127766095
>pul
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>>127766036
>donating to jewyama
not even once
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Did he install this to SSD?
How else is he going to get a ~World Record~ if he didn't
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>>127766095
*takes out 9mm*
you better run *click* redditor
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>>127766042
that's how they make their money
>greetings from germany, just got my paycheque, kinda want to eat this week, but i guess that can wait while we kick cancer's butt!
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morning runs when the room is empty are the comfiest
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>>127766176
IGT
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What a fun and interesting run.
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i'm actually convinced the people donating aren't aware this is just a shitty prevention company that gives out fucking leaflets rather a company with a lab actively seeking a cure for cancer.
If you listen to the donations its like they think its cancer research or something.
REMINDER
You're not stopping cancer with this shitty foundation. your literally pissing your money away because you think its for a good cause.
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>>127766205
Germans are not only happy being cultural cucks, but now they're willingly becoming financial cucks
How the mighty have fallen
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>>127766276
desu they do donate to research and early detection, it's not purely awareness
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>>127766276
most forms of cancer can be prevented with lifestyle. it's better in the long run to stop people from developing it rather than treating it which costs a lot of time, money and resources. they're an important organisation
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>>127766213
absolutely
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This is a cool run it looks easy as fuck though
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>>127766290
>Germans
>ever mighty
Fuckin Poland has a more impressive history than krautshits
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Can we end /srg/ after this thread?
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These cunts couldn't wake up for AOE but they could wake up for bioware crap?
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ALPHA
L
P
H
A
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ITS GTA TIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEST RUN
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mind blown
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last post :^)
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>>127768023
in your dreams
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LAST POST
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>>127770630
mate, I seriously doubt it
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last post desu senpai
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>>127776903
give it up bro, jesus christ
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>>127778256
I'm not the other guy
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