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>what's in my pants
is it this?
reported to the appropriate authorities
>everyone alive except jacob and anderson
>liara in 1 and 3
>jack in 2
>shepard lives ending
those were the days
I have this fantasy where I and Liara are in a cuckquean relationship.
She get's off on me fucking other human girls without protection because she is infertile and the possibility of me impregnating another woman is humiliating for her.
So one day I'm fucking Miranda in the ass and regularly get my cock out so Liara can suck my penis before I continue fucking her.
Miranda tells Liara to lick her feet for extra humiliation.
Now I'm ready to stick my cock into the fertile vagina. Liara is furious but can't do anything because Miranda rests her ass on her mouth while I fuck her pussy.
I fail to pull out and cum into Miris vag.
I tell Liara to lick her clean because I don't want her to get pregnant.
Miri then continues to vag-fart cum into Liaras mouth.
Unfortunately Miri got pregnant and told Liara.
Lirara told Miri that she would kill her unborn child and serve it to her in a fit of rage and the need to humiliate her so she had a plan of aborting the child (which turns out to be twins) and cook it and force her to eat her own children.
Not willing to follow through with the plan she has to watch me fuck a pregnant Miranda passionately while I slowly fall in love with her.
I dont even include her in our sexual activites, all she does is watch.
Then Miri and I lie in bed while I caress her hair and tell her how much I love her and Liara has to stand there and watch which makes her so horny. But I forbade her to masterbate so she has to suffer even more.
I thought of writing a short story about this because I can't be th e only one with a cuckqeaun fetish on here.
Taking requests btw.
Therum battlemaster Shantoo was the stongest Krogen of his tribe but had one deep secret: He got off on watching humans fuck his wife.
He was a king on the battlefield but a commoner in the bedroom.
One day on battlefield a small squad of me and 2 other n7 operators got ambushed by 500 krogen and my team mates got killed and I gravely wounded after killing all of the krogen except Shantoo.
Shantoo took his big hammer and wanted to kill me but saved me because he thought that a man who lost to him fucking his wife was a great dishonor.
He nursed me back to health and forced me to fuck his wife in the ass and pussy.
He loved to clean up my mess and called me god emperor.
He also wanted to be pegged by his wife while I fucked her but I'm not into that gay bullsht so I came into her mouth and forced them to kiss.
taking reasonable requests
We already have one
>that cute tilt upward
>MFW not a single white person in the entire ME trilogy
>MFW there's at least one queer in every game
>MFW looking out for humanity in the hostile galaxy that have chewed up and spit out many species already is always presented as the evil choice
>MFW Andromeda will be even more SJW
not my thread theme.
as a matter of fact, no, it doesn't. and you should stop
taking the piss
surely you are just a ruseman
no, just no!
only you I guess.
makes me angry as well. old sci-fi always had humanity winning in spite of the odds and fucking over the aliens as theme, I liked that. fuck that working-together bullshit.
>tfw a cerberus phantom/nemesis will never capture you in the heat of battle and transform you into her willing mindslave
>she'll never gradually start to show you kindness and love you as her pro-human doctrine rubs off on you
These feels are too much
Ralf Jaeger, interior minister for North Rhine-Westphalia, said police had to "adjust" to the fact that groups of men had attacked women en masse.
Mr Jaeger also warned that anti-immigrant groups were trying to use the attacks to stir up hatred against refugees.
"What happens on the right-wing platforms and in chat rooms is at least as awful as the acts of those assaulting the women," he said. "This is poisoning the climate of our society."
Multiplayer characters from Mass Effect 3.
Shiala and Ash are well suited to it, Samara would adapt quickly, Miranda would be nerfect for it.
Rescuers find a safe and well-stocked if primitive paradise, the most made of every resource, and likely us in the lagoon nearby, about ready for lunch.
Seeing as how Ashley's a marine, she's probably received some form of survival training. Shiala, too, like the other guy mentioned.
Not sure about Samara, is there an official Justicar training programme that incorporates surviving in a forest, or something?
Miranda probably has some idea, too, she was a field operative prior to becoming the head of projects like Cerberus, after all.
Liara, Tali and Jack are all probably fucked.
Mass Effect needs more rain. We've got neon signs, but no rain. Rain is good, rain is atmospheric, it also looks cool.
I think Liara, samara and Shiala would do great at surviving. Thanks to their biotics. Ash and Miri would do good too I imagine thanks to their training.. I'm afraid Tali would probably be dead as soon as her food runs out. Diana would rot and become part of the eco system, when help arrives she suddenly reappears, nude and covered in dirt and som form of horrible mucus. A few meters away there is a pit in the soil, and a small cocoon where she has been hibernating.
The cocoon is made from the same material as her dress.
>What do they find.
They find the decrepit hulk of the ship, most of the paint has been burned off. It appears a fire raged through much of the craft. They descend slowly in a wide circle around the crashed giant.
All around the ship are small divots in the sand, footsteps and small piles of wood and cobbled together structures.
The crew set down next to the ship, well clear of the piles of firewood. As they approach the wreck it's clear that it is inhabited, there are shallow graves in the distance, burned out machinery dragged out into the sand. And what looks like a big hammock strung up between two pieces of heat shield.
Inside the ship the temperature drops, it's a pleasant cool when compared to the sweltering heat on the beach. The crew walk carefully through the craft and call out. Is anyone there? Hello? There is no answer.
They climb down a stairway and pass a row of drying meat dangling in what used to be the reactor room. Still there is no sign of life.
When they get back out onto the beach they're surprised to see two figures in the distance. the figures approach slowly, one of them is carrying what looks like a herbivore of some sort on a sled made from debris. They both carry spears and wear the tattered remains of spacesuits.
Before leaving the crew spend the night on the beach, sharing the meat of the animal. Feasting on the food the couple was saving for winter.
>I think Liara, samara and Shiala would do great at surviving. Thanks to their biotics.
How does that help them find food or water? How does it give them the know-how to create shelters, and how to place them?
You do make a good point in that they might not have great skills, but biotics are such a useful tool that I think they make up for it.
They could chop down trees with warps, keep animals still with stasis, then close the gap and kill it. They could lift boulders and rocks into position to make shelter and fish traps. And that shield could probably serve as a great beacon.
Biotics takes tonnes of calories, though. Even more so if you're using it to break trees in half, and lifting big-ass boulders. And stasis still requires a clear line of sight, which is going to be very hard to get (assuming they're in a forest environment).
>And that shield could probably serve as a great beacon.
What shield? And who's going to waste calories keeping it up?
>make a pretty cute Asian grill
>obviously it's going to be a fucking space ninja
Oh, goddamnit, why couldn't it have been a cute Asian soldierfu?
that wasn't the answer I was expecting. laughable again though, he's so fucking incompetent you wouldn't believe it, his whole time in office is full of incidents of incompetence.
I feel the same BUT who would build a house in her size for her?
Liara at least is an archaeologist, she is used to surviving barebones and in shitty shelter on her digs.
Could've been anyone else. Literally anyone else would be better.
>tfw no muscular waifu in Mass Effect, and we most certainly won't get it for Andromeda.
Oh, right, I forgot about the calories. That eliminates most of the stuff I said. Although I still think stasis would be immensely useful in hunting, being able to get more energy for a comparatively small expenditure of calories that would otherwise be out of reach. And getting line of sight to animals is not as hard as it might seem, even in a forest. I see plenty of roe deer in the countryside and I don't even try to sneak. If you attempted to sneak and kept yourself so that your scent is blown away from the animal then I'm sure you'd be able to quickly stasis a creature.
The shield I talked about was the kind that was used in ME2 to keep the seeker swarms away. But considering the calorie expenditure then I think a signal fre would be more appropriate.
I really can't see a reason for swords in ME.
I really don't like that face.
>she is used to surviving barebones and in shitty shelter on her digs
Sure, but they usually bring stuff with them. Food and water, flame-less heaters, pre- fabricated quick set-up shelters, etc.
Although, anon did not specify the situation. Did we crashland? How much of the ship is intact? How much food and water is left?
>I really can't see a reason for swords in ME.
>Y'know, we could advance proton and phasic ammunition tech, make it effective at bypassing shields while still retaining lethality. It would obviously be very prudent to be able to take people out at range, and not having to worry one bit about shields.
>Nah, just use swords.
Mounting a machine gun/grenade launcher on a more advanced verison on Big Dog and having it as a squadmate?
>tfw you'll never rub sunscreen on your're waifu's big, augmented breasts
does shariah allow females into military ?
>tfw eating doritos for breakfast because i am tired of cooking
I'm gonna be playing ME3 for the first time, but first I'm replaying ME1 and ME2. I heard Tali and Garrus start dating if you don't romance either of them, are there any other squad interactions like that? I almost wanna remain celibate if it means I can see my squaddies getting cute with each other.
If in touch range, especially in cases involving ardat yakshi, the asari likely has a choice as to whether or not the victim pisses themself.
Ash and Vega will or can flirt in the citadel dlc.
>turns the waifu's soft brown eyes, into sickly green
It's like they don't want me to pick it.
why would you choose synthesize ????
Dancing with your waifu, and shitty animations by Bioware?
First person DDR dancing with your waifu in andromeda? The further your relationship has progressed the more dances you can choose from, including more suggestive dances and more slow and romantic dances. You can dance to different songs by traveling the galaxy and collecting different tapes and music files that you can dance to later or just play as ambient music in your cabin or on your ship.
this is fucking gold, I think I'll make a game based on this
Mountainous desert regions would be cool to see in Mass Effect, with alien birds flying around.
>tfw you can't refuel on gas giants
>no small, little cutscene of the ship approaching the giant, then the ever so slight heating under the body as it enters the top layers of the atmosphere
Bald waifus are the best waifus.
>Humans taste like pork.
actually there' a wide array of tastes, some cannibals reported that it tastes like pork but the overwhelming amount of cannibals reported that it tasted more like veal, a japanese cannibal reported that it "melted in his mouth like raw tuna in a sushi restaurant" which is probably a cultural thing
I'd like to see more detailed hostile planets and less Star Wars or Star Trek planets that always supports human life.
I don't like anyone who's mentally ill.
I don't like it when people get too stylish and draw the bodyshape wrong. At least when it's lewd stuff I'm suppose to touch myself to.
I thought I bookmarked it but I guess I didn't, it was some really hot one about Tali become a total nymphomaniac, spent about 5 mins looking for it and gave up because I'm lazy but it's somewhere on hentai foundry.
She looks for any excuse to have sex, any time any place, public restrooms, skycar, broom closet. Anyhwere and everywhere. But you know the second you pass on doing her she will go look some place else.
In fact, that ain't no goddang waifu, at all!
>he doesn't want a suitrat fucktoy to abuse
>he doesn't want to plaster his cum all over a suitrats helmet and rub a clean spot in the middle so you can see her face before you spit on it
>good for sexing
>doesn't bang it
That don't make no goddamn sense.
His point is that they were never great
Ah, I see. Thank you for clearing it up, friend!
I hope there will be a waifu similar to Asajj in ME:A, that might just be enough to make me buy it.
>not posting the proper version
night anon and I'm going to sleep, too.
> more slow and romantic dances
The slow dances suck in DDR.
Murdering your waifu?
Is it difficult to dance with turian feet?
Get your mind out of the gutter and off of my treats, anon.
They're gripping to the game mat of course. If you play at home those plastic ones can be rather slippery.
>no treats, just talons
I used to have treats...
Using thanes skin to make a pair of designer boots?
Who even wears boots like that though? It'd be a waste.
Last thread we talked about attending waifu funerals.
He-hetero? None of us here are hetero, right fellas?
Would you gently polish Thanemancer's scales for her?
Be gentle, anon-san ~
The shavings can be infectious but as long as you aren't a qt gril you should be fine.
Aside from Germany, I think we're the worst in Europe for this sort of shit, let's welcome in swathes of unskilled "refugees" and not run any background checks on them, that will bolster the economy!
Very good song.
a very silly name for toes. and whoever started calling them treats so that it stuck and who probably doesn't even post here anymore should be shot.
I don't know what I was expecting...
don't take any risks!
>using a leaf blower
those faces look silly
remove at once
the sign should say "potential security risks welcome"
That's a purely human ass, though, anon. Your fetishes don't work here, fucker.
I've got to say, If I was in the rul34 creation business I think I'd try at least to give the alien women dicks that are a little alien looking, if I had to give them dicks at all that is.
I still find Assajj more appealing than the Twi-leks and some other star wars women.
I like skirts. On women, not on me. I'd try a kilt though.
I've written several
shittyfics on the subject.
I imagine the crotch of their suits would be rubbed to a mirror sheen with flecks of paint and rust from coolant pipes they rub up on. They'd constantly walk with a sway in their hips and, if they have a lover then that lover might find a tiny quarian hand guiding his/her/Hyr down into their crotch.
Their suit would constantly be buzzing, vibrating subtly. And they'd have several penalty points on the fleet for bring unauthorized items
or personsinto the clean rooms.
As long as she keeps quiet about it and doesn't make a fuss about the nipple tassels.
Rubbing, lots and lots of rubbing. And intercrural.
Or cybernetic enhancements that let her be without the suit.
Wafers would become rather mushy if I were to sex them. It would probably hurt my dick too. I don't think waifu would like mushy wafers.
We've ran out of heartwarming greentext stories. Now it's on to the darker stuff.
When those run out, and they will. Then shit will get real weird.
Same reason you are careful when working with asbestos. microscopic fragments of turian will get in your lungs and cause all sorts of complications.
And hasten the onset of STT.
två lewd 4 me.
tfw no preggo asari waifu
So will Shepard be in ME 4?
seeing the depths of adoration in her eyes when you tell her she's more beautiful than ever?
So it will be a new story? Why did they take our charcters that we love?
Nice pic, Liara looks great in Alliance armor
> if I add an xD at the end it invalidates his opinion
I don't mind a new setting in theory, but the whole reason for moving galaxies is because of laziness
You might want to invest in an electric sander
femtur a CUTE
Now, now, everyone. Let's all calm down. I'm sure anon used the filename as an excuse to post some ass in meg.
So, disregarding filename
We filenames now?
They blamed the chief of police by the way and forcefully retired him.
it already looked bad the last time it was posted, also her posture reminds me of last panel of pic related
>moving galaxies is because of laziness
Pretty much. They really fucked themselves over by making those shitty endings.
Better buy a few books on turian anatomy. And try and keep her scales from getting too sharp. Keep her war and invest in some cookbooks from palaven.
And try and find some of her Pre STT dna, hair, skin, the flesh that fell off during her transformation and store it somewhere. Someday it might be possible to clone a new body for her and transfer her brain. Doesn't hurt.
It is a lovely ass, no matter the filename.
Could be a qt human forcing herself into a new undersuit that has yet to adjust properly to her shape.
That's rather accurate. Didn't cisquisition have more romances for gays than for straights?
Is that the only peeve you got with that? How about the fact that it's the wrong Professor Xavier?
>the white, cis male is a renegade asshole
Sexist and misarist, much? I'll just go firebomb his personal computer.
Since Bioware is lazy, the only used one model for every femquar in the games. If they were a little more competent then I'm sure we'd see quarians with as varied bodies as humans. Quarians with big tits, small tits short, tall. Some with gigantic bubbly butts straining against the suit, and others with flat asses. And all covered in cobbled together envirosuits. Like in the concept art.
I like to think occitania is not actually a bunch of elite N7 super-duper operators, but rather a bunch of airsofters in knockoff tactical gear. Inspired by Shepard's crew.
to be honest I know they did it because they were lazy but honestly quarians look horrific as glowing purple humans
like they have human faces but hooves and three fingered pudgy hands, that looks terrifying. Go all the way or do something like the asari if you're designing an alien.
>I like to think occitania is not actually a bunch of elite N7 super-duper operators, but rather a bunch of airsofters in knockoff tactical gear. Inspired by Shepard's crew.
Maybe they're players in the Armax Arsenal Arena
>It's .gif of someone laughing, Oh See Dee.
Oh, I just noticed. I have it reversed.
>Speaking of Event Horizon, the mass effect core looks almost exactly like the wormhole device.
It does, doesn't it? Minus the demonic possession, though.
>Asians with ass
Some of them do.
That's a possibility.
I really don't like the human face bit. I'd have preferred it if quarian faces remained a mystery, as unfeasible that would be in universe.
I do think their hands and feet can be rather creepy if you think about them, the legs I don't mind.
In a universe where there's both elcor and hanar, and asari and drell then I think quarians are an acceptable middle ground. Although in my setting the only alien species is not even close to human.
I love the original concept where their heads are white. I also really like this one.
We all have different tastes.
Although to be honest, I'd rather have a qt human with an exotic skin tone or something and a nice ass rather than a truly alien looking quarian. It's all fine and dandy in fantasy, but I believe my extreme quari-phile days are over, or at least diminishing a little. I still find them appealing don't get me wrong. But not as much as before.
I like to think these are the same people.
Like you're joking with your friends out on the town. One quips about asari, another brags about the time he bedded a drell. And you grin and wonder what it'd be like to bed a turian woman.
Your friends start speculating. Then as you listen intently to some anecdote, you feel a warm breath on you ear. You turn around as a long slithering tongue caresses your earlobe before worming towards your upper cheek. A turian female is before you, she smiles. "Care to find out?" Her breath smells of alcohol. Your friends are having trouble deciding whether to laugh or stare. They do both.
The alien woman runs a finger down your cheek and gestures towards the door.
I didn't see them at first.
Indeed. alien body needs alien head, kind of alien body needs kind of alien head. Not a regular human head with a palette swap.
Don't worry anon. I'm all for talking about qt alien babes.
Nah, because citadel consent laws actually make sense.
If you can be held accountable for drunk driving, then you can give consent while drunk. If you lose your inhibitions when drunk and do things you regret then don't get drunk.
I dunno man, if you're both drunk that's one thing but if you're not drunk and she's drunk then you know she's not entirely herself and she might not want it in her right mind
I wouldn't want someone to fug me while I'm drunk either
>held accountable for drunk driving
There was this one incident in the US where a 16-year old drove drunk and literally killed 4 people.
He was let go, because he had 'affluenza'. Basically, his family was so rich, that he never learned that you shouldn't fucking drive people over after down bottle after bottle of booze.
I mean we shouldn't talk about politics in here but I dunno about that, man.
If somebody was like "lol take my wallet i don't want it anymore" "lol shoot me in the dick" while they were drunk, would you do it?
Whatever it's not important
Can't say I would. But there are people that will do that.
It's not important as you said, and unrelated to the thread.
I didn't mean it like that, I meant that one should accept that there are consequences to ones actions.
Found a wiki page about him.
Good waifus, good TV show
the "don't fuck people while drunk" law is mainly there because you should treat people with dignity even when they're all fucked up, it's the same general principle as not stealing with someone because they're drunk. Even if they say they're okay with it, there's a chance that that's the booze talking and you should watch your ass.
It shouldn't be a rape charge, but there should be some kind of "don't do this" deterrent- IMO, the only problem with the notion that you shouldn't fuck a drunk person while sober is that current cases tend to bias towards women because "women can't rape" etc etc
But there's no need for it because you can do a good quarian costume with practical effects easy, people have already done it.
It's mainly the voice and bodytype or even actual acting chops, anyway.
>you can do a good quarian costume with practical effects easy, people have already done it
Shitty cosplayers who don't get the legs and bodytype correct? Not to mention the small head and really long neck.
I feel I need to clarify that the main reason I believe this is because people can be charged with drunk driving while drunk, which makes sense.
I'm not at all a proponent of having sex with a girl barely able to remain awake. I just think the rules are very.. odd, in the on the one end people can do things that they have to face the consequences of later, mainly drunk driving but also drunken driving and public intoxication and such.
While on the other hand as soon as sex is involved then the person can't make decisions that they have to deal with later. Unlike drunk driving and such. If the person can decide to drive and be charged with it, but decide to have sex and then be able to claim rape Then something needs to change.
Either all drunk people cannot be held accountable for anything in the eyes of the law, or they can be held accountable.
Then of course if you pressure a girl and its clear she's too out of it to say no and such then I'd say that's rape. There's all manner of scenarios and such.
I'm really bad at names of actors and acresses, so I'd say just make it a cute one with broad hips.
That's a good point.
This is just like one of my chinese comic books!
And all I'm getting at is that a girl should be held responsible for her decisions.
But this is not what the thread is about. Let's try and get back on track shall we?
Indeed there is.
I wonder what races are like in ME.
Imagine being part of the race across Maji, or on a track that is partially submerged in water on virmire. Or a month long race around the habitable rim of a tidally locked planet.
I'd rather people not be punished as heavily for drunk driving than legalize fucking a drunk, personally. Either way, they don't know what's going on.
But whatever. Gingeys. Cheesegrater vulva.
>And all I'm getting at is that a girl should be held responsible for her decisions.
They should be, and so should the person who isn't drunk and is taking advantage of somebody's intoxication.
Maybe we should just ban booze?
Imagine if people purposefully got drunk so they could legally murder someone and there were court cases trying to prove if someone was trying to commit premeditated drunken murder
Great, now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
It's a surprisingly fun subject to write.
Seems like it, there are several cases of women regretting what they did the night before and successfully claiming rape.
That is a distinct possibility too.
At what point is a person too intoxicated to consent? What if the drunk person is the one making advances? And once again, if a person cannot be held responsible for sex while drunk. Why can they be held responsible for drunk driving among other things?
What do they even study? Female anatomy? Notable women in history? The best way to be a good housewife?
That's a joke.
punishing a drunk driver is basically a formality, we can't let people get away with murder even if they're drunk or otherwise do it unwillingly, because it's murder.
fucking someone while they're drunk is to the drunkard's detriment, not anyone else's. It's a complicated issue.
>And once again, if a person cannot be held responsible for sex while drunk. Why can they be held responsible for drunk driving among other things?
Because drunk driving is an extreme endangerment to other people on the road. Having sex is not. It's a personal decision and doesn't affect anyone but yourself. You can do all the stupid shit to yourself that you want, it shouldn't be illegal.
That might be the worst name I have ever seen. Even worse than the usual horrendous turian, quarian and asari names you see.
I think that's a pretty easy question. Neither, because they both made the stupid decision on their own and even if one regrets it and one doesn't, there's not much that can be done because neither were in control of their faculties.
ACTUAL FUCKING MAGIC STAFF AND WHIP
>It's a complicated issue.
Indeed it is. Although I still feel people should be held responsible for what they do. Or keep their drinking at a sane amount. If they regret it after then shit, that was a bad decision, I shouldn't drink like that next time. But as you say, it's a complicated issue with lots of variables.
Jeez I sound like a puritanical.
Glad you like it.
It's nearly done. I haven't worked on in a while. Just needs the
sex scene finished.
I'm so sorry.
The lore is crying in a corner.
It's a good day when you manage to create a crew even more snowflake-y than the SR-2 crew.
Yeah but the thing about people being held responsible, they're not really themselves while drunk, and anyone looking to score should keep that in mind. It's basic being a decent person to others.
Having empathy isn't being "illogical and basing everything on emotion"
This shit is fucking hilarious.
>fucking someone while they're drunk is to the drunkard's detriment
Going by that logic, if I cut myself with a knife then the company that makes the knife should be punished. The party who is at detriment shouldn't always be protected by the law, especially if it's due to their own actions.