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Larry t. Sony edition

MEG's updated updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/g5bZUMz5

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDOau-0i_hE

In this thread:
>incurable space cancer
>liara best waifu
>sushi made from drell
>Ash is a black woman in disguise
>quality bioware animations.webm

Previous thread: >>127459961

Reminder that [REDACTED] is now off the waifu list forever. The posting of [REDACTED] results in suspension of your 4chan account and IMMEDIATE lynching.
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liara best waifu
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Thane best husbando
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>>127732390
no, i am
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>>127732643
oh okay
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this series makes me feel weird
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>>127732909
does it make your pants all tingly?
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>>127732986
no, but it makes what's in my pants feel all tingly..
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I enjoy romancing Liara while playing as default femshep.
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>>127733116
>what's in my pants
is it this?

>>127733252
reported to the appropriate authorities
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>>127733356
>is it this?

no, it's this.
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>>127733478
that's not very nice!
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>>127733576
sorry bby.
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>>127732110
Top and bottom left nurses source?
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>>127734228
From previous OP.
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>sheploo
>everyone alive except jacob and anderson
>liara in 1 and 3
>jack in 2
>shepard lives ending

those were the days
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>>127734716
you can get anderson killed?
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comic-anon is such a cutie
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>>127734829
yup. he either lives or dies when IM shoots him. not sure what the trigger is though.
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>>127735349
what are you talking about? he always dies in the end. i thought you meant killing him earlier
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I have this fantasy where I and Liara are in a cuckquean relationship.
She get's off on me fucking other human girls without protection because she is infertile and the possibility of me impregnating another woman is humiliating for her.

So one day I'm fucking Miranda in the ass and regularly get my cock out so Liara can suck my penis before I continue fucking her.

Miranda tells Liara to lick her feet for extra humiliation.
Now I'm ready to stick my cock into the fertile vagina. Liara is furious but can't do anything because Miranda rests her ass on her mouth while I fuck her pussy.

I fail to pull out and cum into Miris vag.
I tell Liara to lick her clean because I don't want her to get pregnant.
Miri then continues to vag-fart cum into Liaras mouth.

Unfortunately Miri got pregnant and told Liara.

Lirara told Miri that she would kill her unborn child and serve it to her in a fit of rage and the need to humiliate her so she had a plan of aborting the child (which turns out to be twins) and cook it and force her to eat her own children.

Not willing to follow through with the plan she has to watch me fuck a pregnant Miranda passionately while I slowly fall in love with her.

I dont even include her in our sexual activites, all she does is watch.

Then Miri and I lie in bed while I caress her hair and tell her how much I love her and Liara has to stand there and watch which makes her so horny. But I forbade her to masterbate so she has to suffer even more.

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I thought of writing a short story about this because I can't be th e only one with a cuckqeaun fetish on here.

Taking requests btw.
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>>127735527
ermmm pretty sure he lived once in one of my playthroughs.
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>>127735591
1. Liara isn't infertile
2. Miranda is infertile
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>>127735591
LOL
Miri can't get pregnant.
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>>127735742
Holy shit it's called fanfiction retard
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>>127735591
what the fuck
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>>127735807
Literally just change Miranda to Ashley and your story won't be completely pants on head retarded
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>>127735807
LOL
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>>127735971
fuck off don't tell me what fantasy I can or can't jerk to. My penis doesn't belong to you.
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>>127736056
>My penis doesn't belong to you
Mine belongs to you babe
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>>127736192
please ID yourself
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>>127736271
pic related its me
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>this thread
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how to we make bioware great again?
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>>127736747
Firebombs
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>>127736439

Therum battlemaster Shantoo was the stongest Krogen of his tribe but had one deep secret: He got off on watching humans fuck his wife.

He was a king on the battlefield but a commoner in the bedroom.

One day on battlefield a small squad of me and 2 other n7 operators got ambushed by 500 krogen and my team mates got killed and I gravely wounded after killing all of the krogen except Shantoo.

Shantoo took his big hammer and wanted to kill me but saved me because he thought that a man who lost to him fucking his wife was a great dishonor.

He nursed me back to health and forced me to fuck his wife in the ass and pussy.
He loved to clean up my mess and called me god emperor.

He also wanted to be pegged by his wife while I fucked her but I'm not into that gay bullsht so I came into her mouth and forced them to kiss.

_________

taking reasonable requests
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>>127737124
also can a drawfag please draw this in comic form with multiple panels. quite proud of this one if i say so to myelsf
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>>127737124
>>127737324
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fucking degenerates, this whole thread needs to be firebombed
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>>127738614
Please.
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Will we ever get a waifu with a cute nose?
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>>127738808
We already have one
>that cute tilt upward
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>>127738808
I take this as a request for a nosejob fanfic? give me 15 minutes
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/dag/: >>127739494
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Bro lets tandem??
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who else /abandoned all their friends/ here
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A waifu singing your heart to sleep?
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>tfw so happy you can't go to sleep
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>>127753407

>tfw the only time you're happy is when you're sleeping

However, ME brings me a comfortable numbness for the time being.
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>>127754248
That doesn't sound very fun
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>MFW not a single white person in the entire ME trilogy
>MFW there's at least one queer in every game
>MFW looking out for humanity in the hostile galaxy that have chewed up and spit out many species already is always presented as the evil choice
>MFW Andromeda will be even more SJW
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>>127758462
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Hello meg

>>127732110
not my thread theme.

>>127716464
>>127716809
as a matter of fact, no, it doesn't. and you should stop taking the piss

>>127733116
Handses!

>>127735591
>>127737124
please stop

>>127737324
surely you are just a ruseman

>>127738917
no, just no!

>>127749648
only you I guess.

>>127758462
makes me angry as well. old sci-fi always had humanity winning in spite of the odds and fucking over the aliens as theme, I liked that. fuck that working-together bullshit.
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>>127762395
I still wonder, is EDI huge or is the BT small?
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>tfw a cerberus phantom/nemesis will never capture you in the heat of battle and transform you into her willing mindslave
>she'll never gradually start to show you kindness and love you as her pro-human doctrine rubs off on you

These feels are too much
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>>127763480
Ralf Jaeger, interior minister for North Rhine-Westphalia, said police had to "adjust" to the fact that groups of men had attacked women en masse.

Mr Jaeger also warned that anti-immigrant groups were trying to use the attacks to stir up hatred against refugees.

"What happens on the right-wing platforms and in chat rooms is at least as awful as the acts of those assaulting the women," he said. "This is poisoning the climate of our society."
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>>127763480
I always thought she was big.
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>>127764264

For you.
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>>127763927

>being captured by someone armed with a sword
>2186
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Multiplayer characters from Mass Effect 3.
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>>127766212
She'd be able to use her cloaking ability to sneak up behind you and whack you over the head with a saucepan before she drags you away
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>>127758462
>>MFW not a single white person in the entire ME trilogy

But that's wrong though. Incredibly wrong, to such a degree where it makes me wonder if you played the game.
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>>127767125

Is that a batarian?
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>>127769574

From the tags it seems to be a paladin, which are human.
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Which waifu would be the best at surviving on an uncharted garden world with only you as a fellow survivor?
Help arrives four years later, what do they find?
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>had another dream about Claire

Oh, God-fucking-damnit. Stop it, brain, it's getting into really fucking weird territory.
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>>127770269
Shiala and Ash are well suited to it, Samara would adapt quickly, Miranda would be nerfect for it.
Rescuers find a safe and well-stocked if primitive paradise, the most made of every resource, and likely us in the lagoon nearby, about ready for lunch.
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>>127770508
What was the dream?
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>>127770269

Seeing as how Ashley's a marine, she's probably received some form of survival training. Shiala, too, like the other guy mentioned.
Not sure about Samara, is there an official Justicar training programme that incorporates surviving in a forest, or something?
Miranda probably has some idea, too, she was a field operative prior to becoming the head of projects like Cerberus, after all.
Liara, Tali and Jack are all probably fucked.
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>>127771368
*projects like Lazarus
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>>127771256

We were cuddling or holding hands, or something, I don't really remember.
I've never even dreamed of my waifu, then this happens. D:
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Mass Effect needs more rain. We've got neon signs, but no rain. Rain is good, rain is atmospheric, it also looks cool.
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>>127770269
I think Liara, samara and Shiala would do great at surviving. Thanks to their biotics. Ash and Miri would do good too I imagine thanks to their training.. I'm afraid Tali would probably be dead as soon as her food runs out. Diana would rot and become part of the eco system, when help arrives she suddenly reappears, nude and covered in dirt and som form of horrible mucus. A few meters away there is a pit in the soil, and a small cocoon where she has been hibernating. The cocoon is made from the same material as her dress.

>What do they find.
They find the decrepit hulk of the ship, most of the paint has been burned off. It appears a fire raged through much of the craft. They descend slowly in a wide circle around the crashed giant.
All around the ship are small divots in the sand, footsteps and small piles of wood and cobbled together structures.
The crew set down next to the ship, well clear of the piles of firewood. As they approach the wreck it's clear that it is inhabited, there are shallow graves in the distance, burned out machinery dragged out into the sand. And what looks like a big hammock strung up between two pieces of heat shield.
Inside the ship the temperature drops, it's a pleasant cool when compared to the sweltering heat on the beach. The crew walk carefully through the craft and call out. Is anyone there? Hello? There is no answer.
They climb down a stairway and pass a row of drying meat dangling in what used to be the reactor room. Still there is no sign of life.

When they get back out onto the beach they're surprised to see two figures in the distance. the figures approach slowly, one of them is carrying what looks like a herbivore of some sort on a sled made from debris. They both carry spears and wear the tattered remains of spacesuits.

Before leaving the crew spend the night on the beach, sharing the meat of the animal. Feasting on the food the couple was saving for winter.
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>>127772896
Absolutely, the acid rain hazard stage on Benning is among the best-looking environments in ME.
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>>127774353
>I think Liara, samara and Shiala would do great at surviving. Thanks to their biotics.

wat
How does that help them find food or water? How does it give them the know-how to create shelters, and how to place them?
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>>127775178
You do make a good point in that they might not have great skills, but biotics are such a useful tool that I think they make up for it.
They could chop down trees with warps, keep animals still with stasis, then close the gap and kill it. They could lift boulders and rocks into position to make shelter and fish traps. And that shield could probably serve as a great beacon.
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>>127775867

Biotics takes tonnes of calories, though. Even more so if you're using it to break trees in half, and lifting big-ass boulders. And stasis still requires a clear line of sight, which is going to be very hard to get (assuming they're in a forest environment).

>And that shield could probably serve as a great beacon.

What shield? And who's going to waste calories keeping it up?
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>make a pretty cute Asian grill
>obviously it's going to be a fucking space ninja

Oh, goddamnit, why couldn't it have been a cute Asian soldierfu?
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>>127764114
that wasn't the answer I was expecting. laughable again though, he's so fucking incompetent you wouldn't believe it, his whole time in office is full of incidents of incompetence.

>>127764264
I feel the same BUT who would build a house in her size for her?

>>127775178
Liara at least is an archaeologist, she is used to surviving barebones and in shitty shelter on her digs.
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Could've been anyone else. Literally anyone else would be better.

>tfw no muscular waifu in Mass Effect, and we most certainly won't get it for Andromeda.
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>>127777291
Oh, right, I forgot about the calories. That eliminates most of the stuff I said. Although I still think stasis would be immensely useful in hunting, being able to get more energy for a comparatively small expenditure of calories that would otherwise be out of reach. And getting line of sight to animals is not as hard as it might seem, even in a forest. I see plenty of roe deer in the countryside and I don't even try to sneak. If you attempted to sneak and kept yourself so that your scent is blown away from the animal then I'm sure you'd be able to quickly stasis a creature.

The shield I talked about was the kind that was used in ME2 to keep the seeker swarms away. But considering the calorie expenditure then I think a signal fre would be more appropriate.

>>127777593
I really can't see a reason for swords in ME.

>>127777865
I really don't like that face.
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>>127777751
>she is used to surviving barebones and in shitty shelter on her digs

Sure, but they usually bring stuff with them. Food and water, flame-less heaters, pre- fabricated quick set-up shelters, etc.

Although, anon did not specify the situation. Did we crashland? How much of the ship is intact? How much food and water is left?
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>>127778025
>I really can't see a reason for swords in ME.
>Y'know, we could advance proton and phasic ammunition tech, make it effective at bypassing shields while still retaining lethality. It would obviously be very prudent to be able to take people out at range, and not having to worry one bit about shields.
>Nah, just use swords.
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>>127778498
>tfw no heavy anti-materiel rifle that uses state-of-the-art, prototype tech that bypassses shields

So much stuff they can do, and they just don't.
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>>127780024

bootyful sheppar mang
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>>127780024
>Freckles.
>gigantic lips.
>Multiracial
>Big nose.
>piercings.
>Coloured hair.

Yep that's tumblr all right.
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>>127780521

Not to mention the unnatural eyecolour.
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>>127780602
That too.
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>>127782457

I wonder if Miranda likes getting her tits slapped when sexed.
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>>127782856
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>>127782856
>>127783016
I think probably she loves having them slapped, but given the choice she'd rather have her ass slapped, harder and for longer.
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>you'll never watch Cerberus/Normandy archives of security footage of your waifu exercising
instagram.com/p/-hmYNQPuiI/
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>>127784657
>running towards the camera and making it looks very fake and not very exercise-y

Why not just do it on a goddamn treadmill?
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>>127784963
Cause she probably doesn't actually work out very often and isn't gonna buy a treadmill she will never use
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Mounting a machine gun/grenade launcher on a more advanced verison on Big Dog and having it as a squadmate?
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>>127785357

Gym, bro.
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>>127780024
>piercings in the military
I don't think shariah allows it
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>>127784657
>tfw you'll never rub sunscreen on your're waifu's big, augmented breasts
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>>127786262
does shariah allow females into military ?
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>>127786447

Does it allows females anything?
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>>127786543
give birth I believe
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>>127780024
how can a white person look so black
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>tfw eating doritos for breakfast because i am tired of cooking
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>>127787450
I stay hungry when I'm too lazy to cook
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>>127787702
Me too usually but I'm so hungry I felt like I was going to die so I'm just eating this half empty bag of stale doritos that have been sitting open on my desk for a few days
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>>127787181
>tumblr
>white person
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>>127788432
forgot image
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>>127787450
>>127787830
>not having noodles or shit like that just incase
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>>127789390
why would anyone eat instant noodles ?
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>>127789736
add an egg and it's not so bad
just don't get the cups, those things suck and aren't filling at all
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i really don't like transgender people
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>>127789736

I'd rather eat that than stale Doritos.
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>>127790051
me too
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>>127790051

I usually don't care. I just hate flamboyant people.
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do you piss yourself if you're killed by biotics ?
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>>127792073

Do you piss yourself when you get hit by a car?
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I'm gonna be playing ME3 for the first time, but first I'm replaying ME1 and ME2. I heard Tali and Garrus start dating if you don't romance either of them, are there any other squad interactions like that? I almost wanna remain celibate if it means I can see my squaddies getting cute with each other.
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>>127792821
>are there any other squad interactions like that?

Nope.
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>>127792821
james and garrus have a bantz once; javik tells a "joke" to james. can't think of other examples
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>>127792073
If in touch range, especially in cases involving ardat yakshi, the asari likely has a choice as to whether or not the victim pisses themself.

>>127792821
Ash and Vega will or can flirt in the citadel dlc.
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>turns the waifu's soft brown eyes, into sickly green

It's like they don't want me to pick it.
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>>127794686
>picking synthesis ever
>doing exactly what the reaper want

shiggy
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>>127794686
why would you choose synthesize ????
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>>127795143
>>127795385

Never have, but this makes me want to do it even less.
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>>127794686

THIS SHIT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
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>>127794686
>all those circuits
so if she spits out a phlegm it will have circuits too?
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>>127796131

Her vaginal lubrication has circuits, too.
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>>127796131
She can't spit anything out. She can try but it's all connected with tiny circuitry.
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Dancing with your waifu, and shitty animations by Bioware?
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>>127796131
>>127796272
>>127796926
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>>127797795
First person DDR dancing with your waifu in andromeda? The further your relationship has progressed the more dances you can choose from, including more suggestive dances and more slow and romantic dances. You can dance to different songs by traveling the galaxy and collecting different tapes and music files that you can dance to later or just play as ambient music in your cabin or on your ship.
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>>127798017
>I cannot stop screaming.
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>>127798146
I take back what I said about first person, gotta get all those delicious cinematic angles. But it could have some first person parts in it.
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>>127798017
this is fucking gold, I think I'll make a game based on this
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>>127797795
I like how everyone's staring somewhere BUT other dancing people

>>127798154
hello AWG
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>>127797795
Dancing with her yes, Bioware and their animations can fuck off.
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http://i.imgur.com/5XWUrVD.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/L0Sp3Mu.png
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>>127807270
jeeeeeeeeeezus those fucking textures, what the fuck!?!?
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>>127805795
Is there a MTless version?
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>>127805795
>tfw you'll never throat her schlong
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http://i.imgur.com/LT8KUTx.jpg
>>127807351
I don't know
>>127808818
Doubtful
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>>127809218
>http://i.imgur.com/LT8KUTx.jpg
She looks very confused
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>>127809218
that boob squeeze
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>>127809218

Oh, wow, I like those shoes, they've very sexy. I'd love to see them on Ashley.
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http://i.imgur.com/zD3AN2b.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/HurE7Ud.jpg
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I was thinking about writing some fics of the coming European race war, would any of you like hat or is it too off topic for MEG?
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>>127812626
Write the fics, then adapt them with Mass Effect species and situations.
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>>127812626

Don't post it unless it's related to Mass Effect, that's what /pol/ is for.
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>>127812626
>coming European race war
I don't see that happening.
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http://i.imgur.com/iFe563s.jpg
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picking your waifu up and throwing her?
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Physically abused waifus?
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>>127814479
>>127815765

pls no abuse
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>>127815907
it's not abuse if she likes it
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Throwing a waifu into a frying pan with some paprika, garlic powder and cayenne?
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>>127816601
What does waifu taste like? How did you catch it?
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>>127816781
It depends on the waifu. Asari taste like fish, quarians taste like squirrel or another small rodent. Humans taste like pork.

Its best to catch them with a large net
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Mountainous desert regions would be cool to see in Mass Effect, with alien birds flying around.
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>tfw you can't refuel on gas giants
>no small, little cutscene of the ship approaching the giant, then the ever so slight heating under the body as it enters the top layers of the atmosphere
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http://imgur.com/a/kdAnY
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>>127813462
Yeah, white euros are cucks to the max and their women love to get raped.
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Anyone wanna play some Lost Planet 2?
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>>127801463
Bald waifus are the best waifus.
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>>127817235
>Humans taste like pork.

actually there' a wide array of tastes, some cannibals reported that it tastes like pork but the overwhelming amount of cannibals reported that it tasted more like veal, a japanese cannibal reported that it "melted in his mouth like raw tuna in a sushi restaurant" which is probably a cultural thing
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i wanna fuck a waifu
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>>127819162
>You will never hide in the atmosphere of a gas giant and hear the ship creak under the immense pressure as you wait for the enemy ship to leave
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>>127821429
I guess that makes sense since humans are relatively fatty
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>>127818357
I'd like to see more detailed hostile planets and less Star Wars or Star Trek planets that always supports human life.
>>
http://imgur.com/a/23s4O
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>>127801463
>>127821024
>asajj

Muh DICK
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>>127822940
>Tali pregnant
Was there a sissy malequar around for them to abuse? Also that Liara model has really bizarre coloring
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>>127822294

That's true, inhospitable worlds are very cool, too.
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>>127790051
I don't like anyone who's mentally ill.
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>>127822940
>Traynor, that has a model that looks like shit
>Kasumi
>fuckin' Tali, that also has a model that looks like complete ass

Nah, I'll pass. EDI and Liara can stay.
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>>127824646
>crocks

For fuck's sake.
>>
>>127824646
Christ man, spoiler that hog!
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>>127824646

incinerate pls
>>
Nymphomaniac waifus?
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>>127825984
To what extent nympho?
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>>127825984
I wonder what a quarian nympho would be like?
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>>127826481
there's a lewd fanfic about that
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A waifu looking at your internet history and finding /meg/?
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>>127827079
...FUCK!
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>>127825984

She has a very healthy sex drive.

>>127827079

Erasin' history and cookies all day, erry day.
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>>127827235
A waifu thinking that you are talking about other girls when you refer to "waifu"?
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>>127826908
Oh? Do tell and share!
>>
A waifu knowing about your past as a male stripper?
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I don't like it when people get too stylish and draw the bodyshape wrong. At least when it's lewd stuff I'm suppose to touch myself to.
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>>127827314
>Erasin' history and cookies all day, erry day.

I only do that at work
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>>127827567
I thought I bookmarked it but I guess I didn't, it was some really hot one about Tali become a total nymphomaniac, spent about 5 mins looking for it and gave up because I'm lazy but it's somewhere on hentai foundry.
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>>127826413
She looks for any excuse to have sex, any time any place, public restrooms, skycar, broom closet. Anyhwere and everywhere. But you know the second you pass on doing her she will go look some place else.
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>>127828741

Unpure waifu!
In fact, that ain't no goddang waifu, at all!
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>>127828741
How does that work with her suit?
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>>127829252
>suitrat waifu
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>>127829709
I don't like them either but I'm still curious
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>>127829252
>>127829709
silly anon, suitrats can't be waifus
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>>127830283
suitrats are only good for sexing
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>>127830393
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>>127830609
>he doesn't want a suitrat fucktoy to abuse
>he doesn't want to plaster his cum all over a suitrats helmet and rub a clean spot in the middle so you can see her face before you spit on it
>>
Reminder that wafers are for loving not for sexing
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>>127830393
>suitrats
>good for sexing
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>>127830749
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>>127760678
>not my thread theme
sorry, try this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=n5tbxTYPrB4
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>>127736747
>again
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>>127830757
>bangin' body
>doesn't bang it

That don't make no goddamn sense.
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>>127831467
is that sl*t your waifu
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>>127831461

Stupid Drake poster.
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>>127831036
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>>127831616
He has a point
there is literally nothing wrong with drake
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>>127831572

Claire is pure, mang. She is Clairebear who cares, after all.
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>>127831753

I'm not sure what his point is. That they never stopped being great (lel), or that they're irredeemable.
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>>127832001
His point is that they were never great
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>>127832151

Ah, I see. Thank you for clearing it up, friend!
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>>127832001
>being this stupid
>>
Your waifu leaving you at the altar?
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>>127832353

It can be interpreted in two ways, anon.
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>>127831738
I was trying to trigger you with that one, although I like that song
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>>127833034
You fiend!
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>>127833446
Why the fuck are you so obsessed with Batman?
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>>127833953
Maybe he's going to become a vigilante after all the "refugee" rapists got away scot-free?
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>>127833953
>"obsessed"
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>>127823821
I hope there will be a waifu similar to Asajj in ME:A, that might just be enough to make me buy it.
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Goodnight, MEG.
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>>127835893
G'night, anon, sleep tight.
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>>127835893
>not posting the proper version

night anon and I'm going to sleep, too.
>>
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1m6--1CPf0w
Hold me lads ;_;
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>>127836676
Wow this is good, I need to get around to playing ME3...
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>>127837073
The game is shit overall but it still plays with your emotions I'd you've become attached to the characters. The DLC that song comes from is the best part of the game
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A waifu leaning on a switch?
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>>127798146
> more slow and romantic dances
The slow dances suck in DDR.

>>127815765
Murdering your waifu?
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>>127840765
murdering you?
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>>127840765
Is it difficult to dance with turian feet?
>>
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

Relentlessly stalking your waifu and her new love?
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>>127840879
Please.

>>127840974
It's basically the same though you have more grip thanks to the rough, scaley nature of my feet.
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>>127842038
>you have more grip thanks to the rough, scaley nature of my feet
W-why am I gripping your feet?
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>>127842237
Get your mind out of the gutter and off of my treats, anon.

They're gripping to the game mat of course. If you play at home those plastic ones can be rather slippery.
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>>127842479
I don't think turian feet actually have tr*ats, just talons
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>>127842849
>no treats, just talons

I used to have treats... :(
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what the fuck are treats
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>>127843092
The cutest most tasty part of the foot
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>>127843714
waifus with ugly treats?
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>>127843962
>thinking any part of your waifu is ugly
>>
>>127843092

get a load of this jingo. He's probably not even H2T.
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>>127845790
>jingo
I still don't understand this

>H2T
And I've never even heard this before
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>>127845976
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>>127846560
Using thanes skin to make a pair of designer boots?
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>>127843092
treats=feet
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>>127846757
Who even wears boots like that though? It'd be a waste.
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>>127849119
If it involves killing and skinning Thane, or any other Drell for that matter, it's never a waste.
>>
>>>/gif/7921156
>voice acting is still better than Hale's
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>>127850313
>If it involves killing and skinning Thane
But he's already dead though so you don't really get to kill him
>>
>>
>>127852252
>dat Larry ?????
>dat Miranda

Are any of the comics actually good?
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>>127852412
that's not miranda, it's her mom
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>>127852412
>Are any of the comics actually good?

N O
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>>127852412
No,but some of them (like this one) have information important for the games
>>
>>127852412

Nope.
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>>127852490
>Miranda's mom
I just assumed her father grew her like a cabbage patch kid.

>>127852529
>>127852640
>>127852845
I hate Mass Effect
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>>127852845
Why do you upload them?
>>
>>
>>
>>127841432
Sending pathetic messages to your waifus omni-tool, begging her to come back?
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>>127857069

releasing revenge porn of your ex-waifu?
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>>127857115
>ex-waifu
why is this so funny to me
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>>127857115
No, you still have hope that she'll come back to you and you don't want to hurt her
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>>127857223
She's not coming back.
And you know it.
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>>127841432
>>127857069
>>127857115
>>127857223
>>127859364
These waifu posts are becoming increasingly grim
>>
Anyone want to see a HETERO webm of TIM and Jacob?
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>>127859902
Last thread we talked about attending waifu funerals.

>>127860325
He-hetero? None of us here are hetero, right fellas?
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>>127861692
Just in case: InsecureBabyishBluetickcoonhound
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>>127862426
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>127861692

plenty of us are hetero, but not all are HETERO i would hope.
>>
>>
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>>127865763
>This doesn't look like the kind of place for human opera.
What
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Would you gently polish Thanemancer's scales for her?
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>>127867001
With this?
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>>127867203
I mean whatever does the job, man.

Turian scales are pretty hardy, femtur or no.
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>>127867260
I guess so then. Is a hazmat suit recommended?
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>>127867001
>>127867203
Be gentle, anon-san ~
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>>127867558
The shavings can be infectious but as long as you aren't a qt gril you should be fine.
>>
>>
>>
daily reminder to kill al quarians on sight, no exceptions

only through your continued vigilance can we ensure a safe and clean galaxy
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>>127792821
You can catch Gabby and Ken making out near the end of ME3, I know they're not really squadmates but, they're still a valuable part of the crew on the Normandy.
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>>127824646
>.org.uk

Aside from Germany, I think we're the worst in Europe for this sort of shit, let's welcome in swathes of unskilled "refugees" and not run any background checks on them, that will bolster the economy!
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Hello meg

>>127841432
Very good song.

>>127843092
a very silly name for toes. and whoever started calling them treats so that it stuck and who probably doesn't even post here anymore should be shot.

>>127862426
I don't know what I was expecting...

>>127867669
don't take any risks!

>>127869678
>using a leaf blower

>>127871106
those faces look silly

>>127873956
remove at once

>>127875330
the sign should say "potential security risks welcome"
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwbuwLU_9AU
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>>127878570
>he'd have Yvonne shot
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>>127878963
but she didn't post on meg.
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>>127879145
No?
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http://orig12.deviantart.net/b56a/f/2016/005/d/d/liara_11_by_rescraft-d9mu261.jpg
>>
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>>127882461

need gif of femquar slipping into an oven

remove alien-fucking degenerates at all costs
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>>127882461
Oh baby!
>>
by some device all women in the middle east become femquars

what would you do in this hypothetical situation?
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>>127883301

celebrate exhuberantly as they are executed via gunshot, stoning, thrown off of a high place or immolated?
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>>127883301
Turn the Middle East into a massive, desolate crater so the Quarians are reminded that their home will always be a wasteland, like Rannoch
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>>127882937
an incubator for bacteria cultures is fine too
>tfw bacteria have more culture than quarians
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>>127883936
Why did I laugh at this?
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>>127884116

because quarian genocide is funny.
>>
>>
Soon, Cologne will hold its carnival which will see so many rapes that New Year's will be nothing
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>>127886072
Those slutty women. They could have dressed more Islam appropriate.
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>>127886072
>not dressing as knights templar bashing mudslimes heads in
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>>127862426
>coonhound

Hah!
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>>127882461

That's a purely human ass, though, anon. Your fetishes don't work here, fucker.
>>
DED
E
D

Stop being dead, please. If you don't, I'll just have to post Claire.
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>>127886603

fetishes "work" at all times and places
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>>127888119

Not here, you can't fool us into thinking that's filthy suitrat.
>>
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>>127889749

It's well drawn, but that face looks pretty fucked, and those pauldrons are almost WoW-tier.
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>>127822940
I've got to say, If I was in the rul34 creation business I think I'd try at least to give the alien women dicks that are a little alien looking, if I had to give them dicks at all that is.

>>127821024
I still find Assajj more appealing than the Twi-leks and some other star wars women.

I like skirts.
On women, not on me.
I'd try a kilt though.

>>127824646
Disgusting.

>>127826481
I've written several shitty fics on the subject.
I imagine the crotch of their suits would be rubbed to a mirror sheen with flecks of paint and rust from coolant pipes they rub up on. They'd constantly walk with a sway in their hips and, if they have a lover then that lover might find a tiny quarian hand guiding his/her/Hyr down into their crotch.
Their suit would constantly be buzzing, vibrating subtly. And they'd have several penalty points on the fleet for bring unauthorized items or personsinto the clean rooms.

>>127828260
As long as she keeps quiet about it and doesn't make a fuss about the nipple tassels.

>>127829252
Rubbing, lots and lots of rubbing. And intercrural. Or cybernetic enhancements that let her be without the suit.

>>127830757
Wafers would become rather mushy if I were to sex them. It would probably hurt my dick too. I don't think waifu would like mushy wafers.

>>127836423
I chuckled.

>>127859902
We've ran out of heartwarming greentext stories. Now it's on to the darker stuff.
When those run out, and they will. Then shit will get real weird.

>>127867558
Same reason you are careful when working with asbestos. microscopic fragments of turian will get in your lungs and cause all sorts of complications. And hasten the onset of STT.

>>127882461
Åh baby!
två lewd 4 me.
>>
A pregnant waifu's plump, heaving bosom as you gently thrust into her?
I would post a pic of a cute pregnant woman, but some people strangely find them gross, so whatever.
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>>127892034
tfw no preggo asari waifu
>>
So will Shepard be in ME 4?
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>>127892998
No
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>>127892998
nope, and you would be retarded for thinking so
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>>127892998
Nope, and let's hope N7 shit only has a minor role. I'm probably wrong hoping this though.
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>>127892034
seeing the depths of adoration in her eyes when you tell her she's more beautiful than ever?
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>>127893019
>>127893051
So it will be a new story? Why did they take our charcters that we love?
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>>127892998

No, you cancerous fuck.
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>>127894248
>they must always use the same characters xD
>exploring new venues are bad and should never be done XD
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>>127892173
Nice pic, Liara looks great in Alliance armor
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>>127891176
eddy how do i care for my recently femtur gf

i am scare
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>>127894574
> if I add an xD at the end it invalidates his opinion
I don't mind a new setting in theory, but the whole reason for moving galaxies is because of laziness

>>127894685
Good taste
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>>127894808

bullet to the head.

no alternatives.
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>>127894808
You might want to invest in an electric sander

>>127894886
femtur a CUTE
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>>127894886
b-but you usually have some cute remedy for alien gfs

pls eddy
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>>127894995
>femtur a CUTE

you are scum.

kill self.
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>>127894838

His cancer post was because of muh characters. not regular ol' Bioware laziness.
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>>127882461
Now, now, everyone. Let's all calm down. I'm sure anon used the filename as an excuse to post some ass in meg.

So, disregarding filename
>mfw
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>>127895067

All xeno-loving sympathisers must die.
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>>127895119
>low rez gif
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>>127895119
We filenames now?
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>>127895119
No, it's a FemQuar ass. And here's more
>>>/gif/7929747
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>>127895195
haven't seen you in a while
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>>127886072
They blamed the chief of police by the way and forcefully retired him.

>>127889749
it already looked bad the last time it was posted, also her posture reminds me of last panel of pic related

>>127892998
Still no.
>>
>>127894838
>moving galaxies is because of laziness
Pretty much. They really fucked themselves over by making those shitty endings.

>>127894808
Better buy a few books on turian anatomy. And try and keep her scales from getting too sharp. Keep her war and invest in some cookbooks from palaven.
And try and find some of her Pre STT dna, hair, skin, the flesh that fell off during her transformation and store it somewhere. Someday it might be possible to clone a new body for her and transfer her brain. Doesn't hurt.

>>127894886
Cheeky anon.

>>127895119
It is a lovely ass, no matter the filename.
Could be a qt human forcing herself into a new undersuit that has yet to adjust properly to her shape.

>>127895390
That's rather accurate. Didn't cisquisition have more romances for gays than for straights?
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>>127895627
th-thanks eddy

shit she's screech-sobbing again brb
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>>127895723
P U R G E
U
R
G
E
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>>127895313
Is that the only peeve you got with that? How about the fact that it's the wrong Professor Xavier?

>>127895390
Sure.

>>127895525
>>>/gif/7931011
>mfw
>>
>the white, cis male is a renegade asshole

Sexist and misarist, much? I'll just go firebomb his personal computer.
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>>127895525
femquars don't have big asses, they only have broad hips compared to the rest of their body.
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>>127896082
>peeve

It's .gif of someone laughing, Oh See Dee.

>Weir

Speaking of Event Horizon, the mass effect core looks almost exactly like the wormhole device.
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>>127896082

Also
>Asians with ass
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>>127896278
Since Bioware is lazy, the only used one model for every femquar in the games. If they were a little more competent then I'm sure we'd see quarians with as varied bodies as humans. Quarians with big tits, small tits short, tall. Some with gigantic bubbly butts straining against the suit, and others with flat asses. And all covered in cobbled together envirosuits. Like in the concept art.
>>127896185
I like to think occitania is not actually a bunch of elite N7 super-duper operators, but rather a bunch of airsofters in knockoff tactical gear. Inspired by Shepard's crew.
>>
to be honest I know they did it because they were lazy but honestly quarians look horrific as glowing purple humans

like they have human faces but hooves and three fingered pudgy hands, that looks terrifying. Go all the way or do something like the asari if you're designing an alien.
>>
>>127896965
>a bunch of airsofters in knockoff tactical gear. Inspired by Shepard's crew.

That's pretty much the same thing. His entire crew is made of unique Ocean's Eleven snowflakes.
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>>127896965
>I like to think occitania is not actually a bunch of elite N7 super-duper operators, but rather a bunch of airsofters in knockoff tactical gear. Inspired by Shepard's crew.

Maybe they're players in the Armax Arsenal Arena
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>>127897250
>quarians look horrific
Indeed.
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eddy you're the quarianmeister

which more alien femquar design did you like?
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>>127896446
>It's .gif of someone laughing, Oh See Dee.
Oh, I just noticed. I have it reversed.

>Speaking of Event Horizon, the mass effect core looks almost exactly like the wormhole device.
It does, doesn't it? Minus the demonic possession, though.

>>127896627
>Asians with ass
Some of them do.
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>>127897497
That's a possibility.

>>127897250
I really don't like the human face bit. I'd have preferred it if quarian faces remained a mystery, as unfeasible that would be in universe.
I do think their hands and feet can be rather creepy if you think about them, the legs I don't mind.
In a universe where there's both elcor and hanar, and asari and drell then I think quarians are an acceptable middle ground. Although in my setting the only alien species is not even close to human.

>>127897683
I love the original concept where their heads are white. I also really like this one.
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>>127897706
>Some of them do.

The .gif was in respons to the greentext, i.e. Asians with lots of ass.
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>>127897931
I'm kinda grossed out by something about that one, they look a lot like BTs

I dunno maybe I'm just a shitter
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>>127898012
ok
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>>127898042
We all have different tastes.
Although to be honest, I'd rather have a qt human with an exotic skin tone or something and a nice ass rather than a truly alien looking quarian. It's all fine and dandy in fantasy, but I believe my extreme quari-phile days are over, or at least diminishing a little. I still find them appealing don't get me wrong. But not as much as before.
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A femtur seductively nibbling on your ear
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I need help
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>>127898347
>those thumb fingers
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>>127898417
*helps*
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>>127898347
they have three fingers, they look weird as heck with mostly human faces, s'all i'm sayin
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>>127898347
but eddy you were the only one in here i could talk about xeno fetishry with

except for femturfag and look at that guy
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>>127898474
Thanks
Do you want a reward?
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>>127898823
Okay no l*wd
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>>127732390

Goddamnit, I keep thinking Thane is a fucking ferengi.
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>>127898351
>>127898417
I like to think these are the same people.
Like you're joking with your friends out on the town. One quips about asari, another brags about the time he bedded a drell. And you grin and wonder what it'd be like to bed a turian woman.
Your friends start speculating. Then as you listen intently to some anecdote, you feel a warm breath on you ear. You turn around as a long slithering tongue caresses your earlobe before worming towards your upper cheek. A turian female is before you, she smiles. "Care to find out?" Her breath smells of alcohol. Your friends are having trouble deciding whether to laugh or stare. They do both.
The alien woman runs a finger down your cheek and gestures towards the door.
Things happen.

>>127898469
I didn't see them at first.

>>127898604
Indeed. alien body needs alien head, kind of alien body needs kind of alien head. Not a regular human head with a palette swap.

>>127898716
Don't worry anon. I'm all for talking about qt alien babes.
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>>127898897
But lewd is fun anon!
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>>127898716
you mean weird and fucked up xeno fetishry.
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>>127898417

Are you a Talicancer?
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>>127899150
And then you're arrested by citadel authorities for fucking a drunk lady, right?

And you get molested by a C-Sec officer femtur in retaliation
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>>127898716
>mfw I do at least 50% of the femtur posting ironically
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>>127899590
Nah, because citadel consent laws actually make sense.
If you can be held accountable for drunk driving, then you can give consent while drunk. If you lose your inhibitions when drunk and do things you regret then don't get drunk.
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>>127899920
>being this much of a misogynist

Why do you hate womyn, Ed?
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>>127899920
I dunno man, if you're both drunk that's one thing but if you're not drunk and she's drunk then you know she's not entirely herself and she might not want it in her right mind

I wouldn't want someone to fug me while I'm drunk either
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>>127900040
Because I'm a disgusting straight male.

>>127900145
In that case you shouldn't get drunk. Or at least not so drunk that you are completely out of it.
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>>127899920
>held accountable for drunk driving

There was this one incident in the US where a 16-year old drove drunk and literally killed 4 people.
He was let go, because he had 'affluenza'. Basically, his family was so rich, that he never learned that you shouldn't fucking drive people over after down bottle after bottle of booze.
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>>127900297
Jesus Christ.
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>>127900287
I mean we shouldn't talk about politics in here but I dunno about that, man.

If somebody was like "lol take my wallet i don't want it anymore" "lol shoot me in the dick" while they were drunk, would you do it?

Whatever it's not important
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>>127900287
Remind me to never go out drinking with Mr. stick-in-the-mud eddrf
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>>127900297
u wot m8. that's fucked up.
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>>127900776
Can't say I would. But there are people that will do that.
It's not important as you said, and unrelated to the thread.

>>127900862
I didn't mean it like that, I meant that one should accept that there are consequences to ones actions.

>>127900996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethan_Couch
Found a wiki page about him.
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Why do scientist waifus make the best waifus?
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>>127901918
They don't, and you have poor taste my friend.
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>>127901959
Good waifus, good TV show
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>>127901829
the "don't fuck people while drunk" law is mainly there because you should treat people with dignity even when they're all fucked up, it's the same general principle as not stealing with someone because they're drunk. Even if they say they're okay with it, there's a chance that that's the booze talking and you should watch your ass.

It shouldn't be a rape charge, but there should be some kind of "don't do this" deterrent- IMO, the only problem with the notion that you shouldn't fuck a drunk person while sober is that current cases tend to bias towards women because "women can't rape" etc etc
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>>127901918
>>127902107
>archaeology
>science

Yeah, just like sociology and gender studies.
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What actress would you ideally pick to play a femquar lead in a new mass effect flim?
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>>127902223
>le positivist social sciences aren't science meme
Besides, Scully is a medical doctor, not an archaeologist
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>>127902427

Someone who wears a mocap suit.
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>>127902571
But there's no need for it because you can do a good quarian costume with practical effects easy, people have already done it.

It's mainly the voice and bodytype or even actual acting chops, anyway.
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>>127902563

I assumed you waifu'd Liara.
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>>127902789
Liara is best waifu but I like Scully too
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>>127902750
>you can do a good quarian costume with practical effects easy, people have already done it

Shitty cosplayers who don't get the legs and bodytype correct? Not to mention the small head and really long neck.
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>>127902983
>the legs

Shit, I forgot.

To be honest you might be able to make SOMETHING work with practical effects. Never underestimate film wizardry.
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>>127903054
Mocap is cheaper
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>>127902896

Okay, so
>archaeology
>science
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>>127902131
I feel I need to clarify that the main reason I believe this is because people can be charged with drunk driving while drunk, which makes sense.
I'm not at all a proponent of having sex with a girl barely able to remain awake. I just think the rules are very.. odd, in the on the one end people can do things that they have to face the consequences of later, mainly drunk driving but also drunken driving and public intoxication and such.
While on the other hand as soon as sex is involved then the person can't make decisions that they have to deal with later. Unlike drunk driving and such. If the person can decide to drive and be charged with it, but decide to have sex and then be able to claim rape Then something needs to change.

Either all drunk people cannot be held accountable for anything in the eyes of the law, or they can be held accountable.
Then of course if you pressure a girl and its clear she's too out of it to say no and such then I'd say that's rape. There's all manner of scenarios and such.

>>127902427
I'm really bad at names of actors and acresses, so I'd say just make it a cute one with broad hips.

>>127902571
That's a good point.
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>>127903142
BioWare is allergic to mocap
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>>127903195
It is a science
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>>127903235
I agree that it's a weird situation, but lewding a drunk girl is still wrong. That's all I'm getting at.
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>>127903293
You're a science
and I'm going to study you intimately~
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>>127903402
No lewd anon-san!
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>>127903293

Sure.
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>>127903402
This is just like one of my chinese comic books!
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>>127903235
>I'm not at all a proponent of having sex with a girl barely able to remain awake.

There's a difference between a slight buzz, and blackout drunk.
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>>127903545
Define what a science is then
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>>127903478
You're right, I'm sorry, I wouldn't want to get my cute anon pregnant
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>>127903362
And all I'm getting at is that a girl should be held responsible for her decisions.
But this is not what the thread is about. Let's try and get back on track shall we?

Mating tubes.
Spaceships.
Alien genitalia.
Shitty games!
Bioware!
Kai leng.

>>127903654
Indeed there is.

>>127903613
I wonder what races are like in ME.
Imagine being part of the race across Maji, or on a track that is partially submerged in water on virmire. Or a month long race around the habitable rim of a tidally locked planet.
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>>127903613

Oh, Christ.
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>>127903235
Being pressured into sex when you're drunk is considered rape?
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>>127903941
You have a stronger fascination with mating tubes than WG to be honest
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>>127903613
>>127904028
Pretty sure it's an article from the onion.
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>>127903941
I'd rather people not be punished as heavily for drunk driving than legalize fucking a drunk, personally. Either way, they don't know what's going on.

But whatever. Gingeys. Cheesegrater vulva.
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>>127903941
>And all I'm getting at is that a girl should be held responsible for her decisions.
They should be, and so should the person who isn't drunk and is taking advantage of somebody's intoxication.
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>>127903661

Nah. But I guess Women's Studies is totes a science, too.
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>>127904206
Maybe we should just ban booze?

Imagine if people purposefully got drunk so they could legally murder someone and there were court cases trying to prove if someone was trying to commit premeditated drunken murder
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>>127904321
I don't think you understand what a science is.
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>>127904321
Autism
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>>127904028
Great, now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

>>127904104
It's a surprisingly fun subject to write.

>>127904048
Seems like it, there are several cases of women regretting what they did the night before and successfully claiming rape.

>>127904107
That is a distinct possibility too.

>>127904267
At what point is a person too intoxicated to consent? What if the drunk person is the one making advances? And once again, if a person cannot be held responsible for sex while drunk. Why can they be held responsible for drunk driving among other things?

>>127904321
>Women's Studies
What do they even study? Female anatomy? Notable women in history? The best way to be a good housewife? That's a joke.
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>>127904747
Do you have any non-MT asari lewdfics?
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>>127904858
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>>127904961
<3
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>>127904747
punishing a drunk driver is basically a formality, we can't let people get away with murder even if they're drunk or otherwise do it unwillingly, because it's murder.

fucking someone while they're drunk is to the drunkard's detriment, not anyone else's. It's a complicated issue.
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>>127905189

What if they're both drunk? Who do you punish?
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>>127904747
>And once again, if a person cannot be held responsible for sex while drunk. Why can they be held responsible for drunk driving among other things?
Because drunk driving is an extreme endangerment to other people on the road. Having sex is not. It's a personal decision and doesn't affect anyone but yourself. You can do all the stupid shit to yourself that you want, it shouldn't be illegal.
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>>127904961
Say, Eddy ol' buddy.
femtur fic?

or at least the old xeno orgy fic it that old thing isn't done
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>Pandora T'Daemon

That might be the worst name I have ever seen. Even worse than the usual horrendous turian, quarian and asari names you see.
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>>127905264
I think that's a pretty easy question. Neither, because they both made the stupid decision on their own and even if one regrets it and one doesn't, there's not much that can be done because neither were in control of their faculties.
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ACTUAL FUCKING MAGIC STAFF AND WHIP
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>>127905189
>It's a complicated issue.
Indeed it is. Although I still feel people should be held responsible for what they do. Or keep their drinking at a sane amount. If they regret it after then shit, that was a bad decision, I shouldn't drink like that next time. But as you say, it's a complicated issue with lots of variables.
Jeez I sound like a puritanical.

>>127905146
Glad you like it.

>>127905302
It's nearly done. I haven't worked on in a while. Just needs the sex scene finished.
I'm so sorry.

>>127905635
The lore is crying in a corner.
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It's a good day when you manage to create a crew even more snowflake-y than the SR-2 crew.
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>>127905731
>Jeez I sound like a puritanical.

No, you sound like someone trying to think rationally, and not basing everything on emotion.
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>>127905731
Yeah but the thing about people being held responsible, they're not really themselves while drunk, and anyone looking to score should keep that in mind. It's basic being a decent person to others.

>>127905957
Having empathy isn't being "illogical and basing everything on emotion"
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>>127905816
It even has an edgy malequar. And a yahg, and a girl with tonfas.

Reminds me of MEGSEV's crew.

>>127905957
I'm glad someone agrees with me.
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This shit is fucking hilarious.
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>>127905189
>fucking someone while they're drunk is to the drunkard's detriment
Going by that logic, if I cut myself with a knife then the company that makes the knife should be punished. The party who is at detriment shouldn't always be protected by the law, especially if it's due to their own actions.
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