Lifting the Lizard edition.
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-The Game's Demo
#undertalegeneral on Rizon
You know what caused the WOSH? It's not the thiccposters in my thread, it's the nsfw posts in my blue board.
Let me ask you a question. When you came in here, did you see a sticky at the top of the board saying "FAT PUSI POSTING"?
You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
BECAUSE FAT PUSI POSTING AIN'T A BLUEBOARD'S FUCKING BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY!
It took me several months to get the Callie and Marie pun, and I hate myself for it.
reposting based Gaster voiceanon from last thread so it doesn't get lost in the spam of thick
Sorry if I'm going to come off as a little spammy, but I'll be posting my work sporadically as I get it posted over on AO3 today. I'm pretty much posting my oldest works first, so anyone can have a chance to read them if they avoided it before because of tumblr.
First one I did was a day at school for Frisk as they get bullied. Toriel and Sans also make an appearance.
That one might be in the pastebin too, I'm not sure.
Do you not understand the concept of a blue board?
It was about the same, my head kinda hurts. Just happy to be home again. How are you?
Also, I know I said it before and I don't want to sound creepy or weird or mushy or anything, but thanks for always replying to me. You really make my day a lot better.
I would if I didn't have friends.
This thread needs some spider
Made a picture of the Gote mom.
It's kinda lewd but nothing too /d/eviant.
Figured I'd drop it here, don't hesitate to let me know what you think.
take some aspirin or something bub. I'm kind of.. ehh.
aw gee, it's not creepy and it's no biggie crateanon it just kind of became a habit since your posts brighten up my day too
get so fuckin dark in here
come come fuck apart in here
i die in the process
you die in the process
kettle drum roll hard shit
fuck i said fucker dont start shit
come come fuck apart in here
What did he mean by this?
POST YOUR HEADCANONS
>The machine works but only fits one person (maybe it used to fit more) which would mean leaving Papyrus behind and Sans can't find a way around it so he refuses to use it.
How would the gote react if he was real and searched his name on internet after breaking up the barrier
Anon she looks like an ayy lmao
are the monsters ayy lmaos in your headcannon? Is tori ayy lmao?
your shading is great
proportions are a little off but they're pretty much on point
facial structure is flat as shit, even for a human kinda structure
the snootle is probably the most hard to come by when drawing the gotes, since it pretty much define part of your style, but it definitely needs to be there
have some references
Honestly with all due respect I am surprised you got to the final product - and your toning and definition and all that is actually pretty damn good, you obviously know what you're doing as an artist - without thinking "man her face looks off, I should fix this"
>sans and papyrus are two parts of Gaster's personaillity. Which is why they just showed up one day in snowdin.
I don't really have a headcanno,
I haven't played the game.
Yeah face is fucked, by now I know, I never really could draw faces to begins with but heh, small steps man.
>>>>>>>>I haven't played the game.
Why are you here
>Frisk ran away to Mt Ebott because their parents were going through a difficult divorce. When Alphys asks at the end whether you think Toriel and Asgore are getting back together you are determining how well Frisk will move on and adjust to a future of having divorced parents (acceptance vs denial). And same goes for the choice between staying with Toriel or not, I guess.
Could someone please explain why there are so many fucking koreans in this fanbase?
I mean, look at this shit!: http://ms1sharklee.tumblr.com/post/135895015485/undertale-au-joseontale-i-finally-done-this-is
Why do they specifically like Undertale so much?
Reminder that fish and spider are cute
>you will never rape Papyrus repeatedly until he lies on the ground exhausted and sobbing as cum leaks out of his cracked pelvis
Do monsters have the same aging years that humans do, or are they more like cat/dog years? Have any of the monsters had their ages anywhere near confirmed? It's obvious characters like Monster Kid and Asriel are young, but others are not as obvious.
Assuming they go off human years, characters like Toriel and Asgore are portrayed as anywhere between ~20 years and 60+. Has Toby ever confirmed the age of these? What about others like Undyne and Alphys?
Also, assuming they are not killed early via murder, disease or misfortune, what are the lifespans of monsters? Are Sans and Papyrus biologically immortal given how they are skeletons? What about Flowey?
Regular monsters are created with a clump of monster dust coalesces via magic. Regular monsters can have biological children of a sort by extracting dust from themselves (for example, the drake family), but most monsters just end up coming into existence and form families through adoption and close friendships.
Hey you filthy degenerates. Just postin' to tell everyone that I'll be updating some time later this evening. Classes are gonna start back soon and I have a lot of time in between them, so I'll probably be back to updating more frequently then.
Koreans have very sad, boring lives. All Korean gamers are basically NEETs, but unlike China or NKorea they are still free to use the internet without blocks, so they gravitate to feels-y games. They are huge VN players, with massive obsessions for their waifus and hasubandos.
But they're so cute together anon. Besides, think of fish taking spider-fu
Boss monsters - Asgore, Toriel - don't work like humans at all.
They don't age unless they have children.
Why are you here in a general with the sole purpose being to discuss a game you have no interest in? Just to attention whore with your drawings? Shit man, at least bother to play the source material. It's only like 4hrs long and it's dirt cheap.
Okay, finished putting up another story. I'm tackling Better off Forgotten now, which is my take on the whole evil Gaster thing. It's all from Sans' perspective afterward.
It was originally 6 parts, but since they were pretty small I'm just breaking it up into two. Part one is here:
Toriel and Asgore are several hundred years old, considering when they were together no humans had fallen down, and the time the game takes place 6 humans fell down and no one knows what a human looks like. And like that other anon said, boss monsters age only when they've got a child( gerson tells you this.)
Then you've got usernames of Papyrus CoolSkeleton95 and Undyne's name is StrongFish91, most of us assume Papyrus is near 15-20 and Undyne is 19-24 years old.
And I wanted to be taken lewdly by fish!
She'll be too exhausted from fishy lovin to be able to take anyone
Does that mean I'll get the lizard?
>guess you're drawing it just for lewds?
I don't even draw lewd that much, that rarely happens.
> that's fine anon but the game is great, at least you should look into it more if you gonna be drawing lewds of a character
If the game's great I'll take your words for it, but I'm still not going to play it, again, just no interest at all.
As for having to play a game before drawing art of them, I guess I have a lot of games to play.
I just wanted to share, and at the same time gain some tips on how I could improve.
If I wanted to attention whore I wouldn't go as anonymous to other anonymous people man.
Even now, days later, I still have an adrenaline rush going from fighting Sans. Something about going through 3 playthroughs to get to that point and the game completely ending afterwords just had an amazing impact.
>You're going to have a bad time.
>actually the best and most fun experience in the entire game
God damn, who knew genocide could feel so good?
Actually I am more of a lizardposter - I was momentarily roleplaying as trash. We can share the lizard.
Look to the left.
To be fair you're being cucked by Undyne. She's so goddamn cool that it doesn't really count as cucking. I mean come on, it's Undyne! How can any lady resist fishy loving?
I don't think Alphys gave Undyne determination, but she certainly has a lot of Determination on her own. When you check Undyne the Undying it says she came back through her own determination, plus the whole melty thing when she dies confirms it.
Undyne has Determination but lacks the physical form to handle it.
This is cute, by why are they dog monster things
So . . . do we post the booty now, or . . . ?
I always thought DT was extracted from human souls.
What do you think.
I understand Chara so well now. The feeling of victory, the feeling of power, it's the best feeling in the world. I want more. I want to find the rest of the monsters and kill them too. Hell why stop at monsters? Humans are even stronger! It will never be enough. There's always a new challenge, there's always new horizon to be explored. This world can be such a joy!
Undyne cuckolding Alphys with Muffet! Alphys watching and getting off through one of her cameras! Alphys breaking down and crying after cumming to it! Alphys becoming an emotional wreck after Undyne tells Muffet she's better than Alphys in every way! Alphys committing suicide after Undyne tells her they're over! Undyne and Muffet laughing about what an idiot autist Alphys was when they hear she killed herself! Undyne having no remorse for dropping the disgusting lizard! Mettaton being the only one to ever visit Alphys' grave and attend the funeral! Everyone else throwing a party for her departure! Undyne and Muffet eating spider donuts, fucking, and having a long, loving life together!
i kinda think alphys is into it though
Sans has a box like a time capsule that he can put objects into that can survive resets. It's how he gets the true pacifist photo in timelines after you true reset, and how he has things like multiple jokebooks/quantum physics books. He 'stole' them from himself.
Drawfag here... I'm trying to practice drawing on my new tablet.
So I'm taking request... any suggestions.?
[Spoiler] nothing too complicated please.. [\spoiler]
Has anyone stitched this together yet?
>Undyne eating Muffet's 'spider donut'
Reads like Alphys' own fanfiction. Go to bed, Alphys.
Yes, make spoilers by marking text and using CTRL-S.
I like to think there's some reset-proof spots like the lab in his basement, and he was around one when Gaster's daring mountain bike stunt went awry and just kind of refuses to stick around in one afterwards because he doesn't want to actually remember any of the resets.
FEED ME THE THICK
We need some more fresh robot
You don't wanna say that around spiderfags.
>Alphys gets Asgore into NTR, too
>They get off to a Soriel/Spiderfish foursome
Why are they so cute together
It's not that bad, but she definitely gets the most hate out of the main cast
People seem to either really like her or really hate her
Some people stop playing after True Pacifist so their friends all get a happy ending forever. I've done the opposite.
I've done a genocide run and saved before fighting sans, never saving after I beat him. For me, the Underground is now a perpetual hell for whoever is left alive.
> sans can never beat frisk, but he isn't breaking my spirit either
> he has died several times now, and every time he is brought back from the grave so he can wait in the corridor for me to return and murder him again
> I know what Chara will do, so now they never get the satisfaction of controlling Frisk and destroying the underground
> all of Asgore's subjects are dead
> Flowey doesn't want to do this anymore
Feels good being awful.
>hating the lizard
We have no choice.
I kinda like it too. Would explain why the data says he has 1hp instead of using some other number.
Asriel at the dentist for the first time
Getting one of his teeth pulled out whilst fully lucid because human medicine doesn't work on monster
Ignore the spoilers if you're not feeling unkind
I used to love drawing.
Until I had to figure out how to draw the rest of this picture.
>all of Asgore's subjects are dead
No they're not. A bunch of them were evacuated and most monsters live in the capital which you never got to. Only Chara can wipe them out but you've never given them the chance.
What's the edgiest Undertale image you've ever seen, /utg/?
Come on, show me your worst.
I mainly did it because I like fighting sans, but the whole Genocide run can be a bit grindy with the only real reward being Undyne half way through. I made sure I kept all the best healing items too, I have noodles, pie, all three snowman pieces, the steak and two L. Heroes.
Only after killing sans twice did I realise how evil it was deep down.
This is kinda fucked
and would be a million times better if it was ash gently drifting off
A tie between that, the one where Sans eats red Sans' soul and this one, for me.
>have fetishes for thick girls andanal play
>tfw no UndyneXAlphys rimming images exist anywhere
Save me from this hell.
Tracking down where Mettanon lives in Nebraska!
Driving to Nebraska in my van!
Renting an apartment near his place!
Observing him and his habits for several months!
Formulating a kidnapping plan!
Waiting until he's asleep to break into his house!
Tying up his hands and feet!
Putting him into the back of my van!
Driving back to my place in Michigan!
Telling him that everything is going to be alright!
Grabbing my revolver and threatening to kill him if he doesn't comply!
Dressing him up as Mettaton!
Mind breaking him into my slave!
Living with Mettanon happily forever!
Not edgiest I've seen but it's the edgiest I've saved.
Anything from Underfell or those kind of hideous AUs.
Probably that korean comic of sans eating underfell!sans soul.
Okay, last chapter of Better off Forgotten is on AO3 now.
I think that's enough transferring for today. Going to get some chores done and then settle down to start writing part 29 of AYEM.
I wonder, does every stashed savefile create a pocket in time or does it only count when it's loaded up?
It certainly does.
even stuffit'd spiders.
I want to go to bed.
I want to dream of the lizard.
I want to wake up to the memory of
having made the lizard very happy.
>see fat fuck in a blue sweater buying like 6 bottles of hunts ketchup
>hes joking with the cashier
>winks at the cashier after he gets his receipt
Which one of you goddamn fucks was it
Finally got my Undertale stickers from Fangamer. Now I can be a total faggot and put them on my laptop.
Here's to hoping the shirts get back in stock soon. I'm kicking myself for missing that.
Probably the far right one.
Considering all the fucking dragon porn I have saved.
I've been waiting for an opportunity to use this.
Dammit each day it's getting harder not to enjoy lewd goatmom.
But you won't make me break. I've been strong for months.
Chara is female.
Frisk is male.
You only learn Frisk's identity in True Pacifist route.
You only learn Chara's identity in Genocide route.
Usually it's one extreme or the other at those sorts of things.
I see you've never been in the IRC
Did you come from /tg/ too?
I wasn't looking for a pun in their name. Puns catch you off guard if you assume there isn't any. Especially since I think I have been pronouncing Marie as Mary.
I haven't touched that game in months, so.
One regret I have when playing Undertale is triggering Burgerpants' cynicism switch too early and not getting a chance to see all the insane "pretending to customer relations" faces he has.
>as an American, most americans are fat
There are areas in the deep south where large groups of people are fat, with smaller pockets of them dotting the east coast and far north. To be accurate, most americans are an unhealthy weight though, but we have far more on the opposite side of the scale that live on the west coast. You probably live in a fat community if you believe all americans are fat. Either that or you're not an American.
BULLSHITTER I'M A
SHITTY STRIPPER I'M A
SILHOUETTE LIFTER I'M A
STRUCK STUCK OFF KILTER I'M A
BIT BEWILDERED I'M A
FUCKING DOWNER I'M A
BINGE THINNER I'M A
I... Well.. Uhm. What am I reading.
I'm perfectly nice to the IRC dwellers.
THEY asked for it!
I used to post on /tg/ a lot, back before the newer janitors cracked down on spoilered lewds. I still post there on occasion, but now it's just a cesspool of quest threads, which make it hard to talk about games I like, such as Pathfinderand DnD 5eand Rogue Trader.
Do I have save/load? Go choke on goatdad's cock for eternity.
Do I not? Probably fucking die.
Can I permasave Edgegoat and have save/load? Get spitroasted by goatdad and goatbro for eternity.
Sure, not all Americans are fat, but there are quite a few young kids that are fat too, in large part due to how pushy Fast Food places are and the whole two-working-parent dynamic (not /pol/posting, just making a point that really terrible eating habits in America cater to parents who are too exhausted to cook).
I think a part of it also would be that out of the full cast, Sans is a cosplay which you can do while being fat without being offmodel (or without being that offmodel), which appeals to people who want to do a... good job...
Not that that particularly applies here.
What do you like more? 5E or PF? 5E is so fun.
Least you got into cool leg.
After you've been in the states a while what is fat and what isn't fat kind of shifts. I know I'm gigantic, but I wouldn't call other people my size fat. It is a weird discrepancy.
I admittedly live in a city that has been the fattest city in the states before. Though, I think that tends to be in the poorer communities.
There's more to /tg/ than dragon porn! Like MTG!
Pathfinder is the only one of those games I have not tried and enjoyed.
Though I do have to admit that 5e was my first D&D edition, and still remains the only one I've ever played and that I preferred Deathwatch to Rogue Trader
I don't really want to start an argument, so I'll clarify what I meant to avoid shit spewing out of control due to misconstrued semantics:
"A large portion of Americans run the gamut from mildly overweight to obese. A noticeable, significant portion (not the majority, but a noticeable portion) are noticeably overweight."
This is my observation as an American.
I'm using the clinical definition of overweight, not "fatter than those around them", because that sort of thing slowly slides upwards as more people become overweight.
Hang with Napstablook. I ain't going past waterfall, Undyne will wreck my shit. Up until that point i'm pretty safe as Toriel won't kill you and Papyrus only captures you and doesn't kill you.
However if I have save/reload/reset I'd probably try genocide sooner or later because why the fuck not.
Asgore didnt deserve to be as sad as he was.
I hope he finds happiness teaching children his gardening ways on the surface.
Be happy for me, goat dad.
Being Meguca is suffering
but being goat-mami is worse
Between the two, I like the mechanics of 5e much more, but there's so much more content for PF that is's what my group usually ends up playing. The fact that I have a recurring character I play a lot that 5e makes possibly in the core rulebook also helps.
Blade-Pact Warlock a best.
PF is actually kinda bad, but my first RPG was 3rd edition DnD so it holds a special place in my heart. Kinda like growing up eating really shitty candy and developing a taste for it.
Also I just can't find spess mehrens interesting at all, but I respect your tastes.
>A fff-fa-face is nothing... The inside... It's... It's what matters. I... I... I Kn-know you are strong.
What did she mean by this?
Not a big fan of generals, but just dropping in to ask the experts if this has been done already.
Has it? And did I miss anything?
Guys, serious question here.
How big is
Asgore's butthole? What I mean is, do you suppose that, with proper lubrication, Frisk could get his whole arm in there? Just to the elbow? Just the hand? Anyone feel like doing some unscientific comparison calculations?
I feel you on, I haven't really posted much there for years now, but I can track a lot of my monster love back to old /tg/. Also good taste on games.
I'm in the mood for cute and comfy stuff. Post what you've got
>alphys will never take you out to a nice long dinner date, with egg vibrators on your dick and prostate and a remote in her hand
>alphys will never giggle at you as you try to hide your winces and gasps as she slowly raises the vibrator intensity
>you will never grasp the tablecloth when alphys leaves the remote on the highest setting even after you've climaxed
>you will never see an expression of perverted glee on her face as your lower torso involuntarily twitches and shakes from overstimulation
>the waitress will never ask you if you're okay after seeing your face red and in tears due to being in a perpetual state of sexual torture for hours
>splatoon+undertale and steven universe
All my favorite forms of cancer combined
If my soul would be the seventh one, then I'd tell Asgore that I'll stay underground until I die so he can peacefully have my soul. Then I'd take up a cheap disguise (something like Zacharie's masks) to live among the monsters since most of them aren't too bright. Maybe get a job as sentry and take over for Sans shift in Snowdin to surprise Toriel that I'm still alive after meeting Asgore. Probably try to get them on good terms as well.
>taking advantage of Papyrus like that
How could you.
Okay, fucking off for awhile to get some shit done. Have a Gaster.
>Alphys as Rando
She never SAW it coming.
That looks pretty good, But I would put it as
Dummy <- Ghost Fight <- Pathetic House -> Spider Dance
because Pathetic House is a simpler version of Spider Dance but slowed down.
Id die on impact because Im not some floaty little kid. Everyone gets to go free though, so I guess it's not so bad. Just gotta hope Toriel gets to my body and soul before Flowey does.
he wanted to fucking LIVE GOD DAMN IT
Knowing that bestiality is a thing, I am under the assumption you could fuck a goat that's 3 foot tall with an average todger. Depending on how old of a child Frisk is (5, 8, maybe even around 10), I would put asgore at 7 foot tall at the very least, and 12 at a maximum, so you could certainly stick your tallywhacker inside, and probably a child's arm.
The fuck am I doing with my life.
>Go on Shamchat
He's evil and been trapped in the same point of time for years why WOULDN'T he be bisexual.
Someone just fucking hit me.
Asgore, after you beat him, says "I just wan't to see my wife again... I just want to see my son again..." before you get the choice to spare him or not.
He probably thought Toriel was fucking dead.
I think he's probably just babbling nonsense because he's so scared and he can feel his sins crawling down his back.
Toriel isn't his wife anymore.
>can't post links
>can't post webm audios
To be fair, he knows his son is dead as hell and he mentions his wife in the same way, and Toriel has been locked away in the ruins for god knows how long
Though he probably would have been more shocked to see her in the true pacifist end if he thought she was dead
These are feels I didn't know I didn't want.
What hit me hard is at the end of genocide when you get into a fight with Asgore.
The fight just starts. I thought he was going to say something then try to backstab me, like get a suprise attack in.
But no. He wasn't attacking me. I was attacking HIM. And Monster Kid Wasn't attacking me either. I always thought that part was strange because Monster Kid attacks you then it says "In my way" but no. YOU'RE attacking THEM. fuck me when I realized that.
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WUZ THE KINGZ OF SHITPOSTING
AND HOW YOU ENDLESSLY SHILLED YOUR BLUE PILL
THE INDOCTRINATION GOING PERFECTLYYYYYYYY
Papyrus setting you on the right path!
we are eternal anon
ok but pikmin with 100 tiny alphys' being guided by undyne
WE MUST GO MICROSCOPIC
I'm never gonna get tired of posting this one
Crate boy feeling too restless to fall asleep! Sexually relieving crate boy to calm him down! Stroking his cute peepee and caressing his prostate and feeling him instinctively buck his hips and arch his back! Crate boy's cute moans and gasps! Crate boy's adorable orgasm! Crate boy muttering out "I...love...youuu..." between panting! Crate boy happy and satisfied and fast asleep in his crate!
One of the reasons why Flockmod is awesome
I also got this
There's another one, but it wasn't finished
As someone who played the entire LISA series before UT. I gotta say
UT has waaaaaay more polish than LISA did. But LISA has a hard mode and UT doesn't.
Yes, but this really isn't the place talk about it anon.