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>Marathons
AGDQ
>>>/v/

NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in Chicago.
- http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon

>Resources
- speedrunslive.com
- speedrun.com
- speedrun.tv/team:srg
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>tfw look my name up on the archive
>tfw everyone in /srg/ thinks i'm not a real person and just a persona made up by someone else

:<
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calebhart, iateyourpie and blueglass are all terrible
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why are there retards trying to greentext on twitch chat
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I will never call Cosmo by his new name
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sure would be nice if all these people spamming "witwix raid" would die in a fire
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>>127527527
who?
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props on that jump m8
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>>127527457
2 out of 3 ain't bad
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>>127527546
I wish we'd have witwix spammers instead of /v/edditors
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>>127527546
Witwix's chat has gotten more and more canceriffic as of late
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>>127527548
CosmoWright former Zelda speedrunner
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I just blew a load to werster in the misty cosplay

Am I gonna be alright?
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>>127527554
ALL terrible. if you disagree your opinions are shit.
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I hope ESA doesn't lose its charm yet this year. GDQs have been uncomfy for a long ass time now but this is just depressing.
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>>127527527
Reminder he literally chose a derivative name of Narcissus. Reminder he literally chose his new name from a children's book. How do you go down from "Cosmo?"
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>>127527618
now zelda cosplayer
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>>127527670
I can't see how blueglass is terrible. He doesn't stream. He just kind of exists. How is that terrible? The other two are actively bad. blueglass is not.
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>>127527735
he didn't seriously base it off of narcissa malfoy did he
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>>127527742
Wasn't aware he still ran haven't seen him stream anything other than Smash before I unfollowed.
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>>127527735
You be mentally ill
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What are the /srg/ approved indie speedgames I can pick up without shame?
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>>127527854
more likely from this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_and_Goldmund
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>>127527764
>obnoxious laugh
>bad at the one game he "runs"
>has a following that's more like a worshiping

it's very easy for a fanbase to turn what they're a fan of into something terrible
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>>127527876
I am. I was in a mental hospital last summer.
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>>127527803
the fugg?
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>>127527895
undertale
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>>127527735
>narcissus
>children's book
i'm missing something here
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>>127527905
If he starts shamelessly pulling money out of it I'll get upset. Until then he's no terrible.
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>>127527613

I used to enjoy Witwix, until I tuned in one day and he was on a long, complaining rant about how he wasn't able to sell a t-shirt with Bowser on it. He was saying stuff like, "It's bullshit, they let me use another copyrighted character for a different shirt," and "It's a picture of Bowser I PAID FOR so it should be fine."

When someone is actively angry and upset that they can't get undeserved money for merching someone else's brand, it just kinda makes them seem like a huge asshole that you don't wanna watch anymore?
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>>127527895
Splatoon
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suck my dick

choke on it
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>>127527895
super meat boy
good luck
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>>127527895

Neptunia
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>people unironically dislike ysg

Neck yourselves please
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It's almost over, guys.
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>>127527987
Narcissa is the name of a character in Harry Potter because JK Rowling likes making everything a classical allusion.
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>>127528093
Ever heard of Narcissus?
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Tranny reading donations 4Head. GDQs are for trannies now I guess
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What does announcer grill look like?
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Vulajin actually choked
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>>127528162

opps
>>127527987
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>>127528162
Yeah, that's why I referred to the character as a "classical allusion." You ever take 8th grade english?
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>A Hat In Time (Beta)
>Beta
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>>127528232
probably a meme
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>>127528009
The nigga definitely enjoys his jew dollars, but he's still pretty hilarious. Someone without a filter like him is rather refreshing, even if he does seem like a douche at times.
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>>127528237
He did it the madman choked on it, the madman
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>>127528232
5'0, brown skin, wore a silky button up t shirt, fingerless gloves, fedora, always carries a backpack around with her, baggy pants.

Not even joking.
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>>127528337
this announcer isn't edobean you fuck. fuck out of here with your misinformation
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axiom hoip...............................................
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>>127528247
Yeah I just didn't know about the HP character.
One day I should probably read or at least watch them.
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>>127528396
hoype
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>>127528409
don't bother with the movies, the books aren't terrible though and don't take too long to get through
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Where the fuck are the dank memes? This event sucks, thanks speedfucks
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Explain how Axiom Verge isn't the perfect speed running game.

Hint: You can't
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>>127528559
Mario 64 is
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>>127528559
It is, but why not just play a metroid game with an actual community instead?
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>crack on the couch
YES.
Hopefully he mics up, he's such a great guy.
>>127528559
I prefer odallus the dark call for a speedrunning purpose. axiom verge is fun though.
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I want more Blechy. Where is he?
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>>127528604
Metroid is too contested, it's not an easy WR.
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de_neckbeard
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>>127527905
t. Mike Uyama
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Does this pinballjoe guy actually speedrun pinball games? The madman
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how was battlememe memeter? Was it as horrible as I expected and boring as fuck without anyone interesting there?
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>>127528801
this whole block has been shit. no exceptions.
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Experts only!

This is a special mode for competitive streamers who complete the game in a single sitting

It eliminates all dialogue, cutscenes, and randomized content, and provides an on-screen timer.
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>>127528658

still not as majestic as this motherfucker
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>>127528613
>odallus after you get the dash

Would be amazing to see an optimized run of that.
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Nosraef @ AGDQ @Nosraef 3m3 minutes ago
Was gonna check the /v/ thread but it's honestly not even worth it
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are there any actual Dragon's Dogma runners? if so are there NG and NG+ categories?
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>>127528927
you know he read the whole thing
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>>127528970
make them.
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>>127528927
who
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>>127528997
And it's mostly just people dissecting his twitter
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>>127527895
huniepop
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>man forced to speedrun
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>>127528970
The PC release will revive it anon, don't worry.
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>>127528970
Dark Arisen has a Speedrun Mode and I've seen runs of that on Youtube.

As for regular NG, I don't know.
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>>127529031
i have been. i've also watched all the runs on youtube, but i don't know if there's active runners currently. might start doing runs in both categories since NG+ is very fast
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>indie metroidvania's
reminder
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This game looks pretty dope desu
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[heavy breathing]
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>this heavy breathing
I hate how everyone's gonna blame the runner too, he's focusing and not thinking about his fucking breathing. Where's the god damned audio staff to balance out his volume?
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>>127529307
It's super metroid+, so if you're into metroidvanias you should have already played it by now.
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>>127529307
It is, it's worth every shekel.
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when is action bronson gonna start rapping?
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Cosmo waving his penis
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Why is aziz ansari on the couch
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>>127529469
this is a cry for help
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i would love to enjoy this run but this breathing is so distracting
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>>127529469
What a wonderful time to be alive
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>>127529469
what a waste of a good penis
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>>127529469
this shit is actually making me sad
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>>127529469
>those scrawny ass legs

lmao trannies can never zettai ryouiki
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>>127529469
Source?
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>>127529324
Busy browsing yachts and trying to find out how to score some coke
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>>127529469
rip
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>>127529469
filthy fetishist
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>they don't want to be a at trap like our girl nasty narrsie

Nek yourselves plz
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what ever happened to naegleria, he got banned after he stepped on a shitty $0.50 clipon mic right?
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>>127529469
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>>127529594

it was during one of his streams last month, someone posted it on /r/cosmowright
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>indie devs letting speedshits cuck their games live in front of thousands while skyping

Lmao
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>>127529837
I wonder if he will sell his dong after he chops it off I'm interested in purchasing it.
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>>127529687
In order to be a trap you have to at least be androgynous bare minimum
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>SORRY TOM
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>>127529737
he's probably not banned, he's just a wilful contrarian who probably signed up to every non-gdq marathon and is spending all day shitting on AGDQ on twitter
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>>127528009
holy fuck is this true?
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did frankieframeskip beat up puncay yet?
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>>127530057
witwix is a faggot and all his epic meme shit is pure calculated business, he probably hates his moronic underage fanbase and the idiot whales that give him hundreds of dollars a month
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>>127530124
jesus
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>>127529469
I dont see the penis waving..
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>>127530124
How long is the fucking banned list now?
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>nervous laughter, punctuating every sentence
kill me now
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>>127530124
>are you on le sjw list?
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This heavy breathing is driving me crazy.
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>>127530173
it was like that at SGDQ last year, badge checks after EVERY game for EVERYONE in the audience. I'm never going back, that's for fucking sure. I get it, I really do, they don't want people just showing up and not paying then watching everything/eating their free food and playing on their systems. But still, there has to be a better way, have all those rooms gated off by someone who checks that shit instead of random checks.
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hey guys anyone else think americans fat ?
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>>127530124
sounds like a blast
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>>127530175
how sad for you
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[heavy breathing]
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Jesus christ this guy is going to have a heart attack
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>>127530124
hasn't he attended multiple events as well?

poor jon
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>>127530297
that's how we usually do things at big conventions. Gaming rooms and rooms that people hop between frequently are just roped off sections. One security check gets you into everything.
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>>127530124
He's one of the most enjoyable streamers. Why is AGDQ staff out to ruin this event?
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>>127530124
Lmao
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>>127527546
>roast beef using punctuation

disgusting
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>>127530124
how does someone not recognize Giant J
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Whats a speedgame thats less than an hour and actually has cool tech instead of being a lets play
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>>127530460
>agdq
>big convention
it's all for le charity, they can't afford that extravagance
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>>127530464
they try their best every year and yet still attendance grows.
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>>127530460
Exactly. I'm no business major or anything but come the fuck on this should be obvious if it's obvious to me.
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>>127530516
You think the "staff" are familiar with speedrunning? They're all mono's friends and cronies
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>the city of chokeistan
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>>127530124
>big jon's traps
bp oil spill or what?
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>heavy breathing
>choking

he might actually die
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>>127530545
the extravagance of half the security volunteers?
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>>127530639
exactly
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tfw ur speedgame is dying live on stream
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>>127530721
Work hard and you can put in a non-choke run anon
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>Chokesiom Purge
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mercy kill inc
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Lardball is gonna die before he finishes this segment
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the fat guy is gonna break something
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Is this tilt%
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CHOKE ON IT
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>>127527895
Mighty Switch Force!, Mighty Switch Force! 2, Mighty Switch Force! HyperDrive Edition, Mighty Switch Force! Academy
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is summit elite?
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>>127530747
that's not how this works. After a game is failed on stream, it's banned from GDQ events for an indeterminate amount of time tilll they slip it in a midnight slot, and when it gets no viewers they say "well see? nobody wanted to see it again anyway!" then it's never put in again.
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this fucking guy
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TILTINGGGGGGG
CHOKINGGGGG
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Anotha one
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What was so wrong with Left 4 Dead 2 should I bother watching it
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>>127530829
yeah thats why fire emblem is there every gdq
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>axiom verge of tears
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lorde
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>>127530829
esa will take any shitgame

6 hours of fucking crash bash
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>>127530884
fast let's play, almost died on easy mode, cringe city. Not worth.
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>>127530886
>second year after a mercy kill
>midnight slot
>no one watched it
>already coolmatty is saying "I don't think we'll have it again"
yeah you're just proving my point.
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this is hard to watch
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this. is. gold.
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what the f-
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>7:30pm
>Source stream starts lagging the fuck out

Thanks Australia

I want to watch the choke
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mercy kill this man
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>WHAT THE F-

this nigga bout to be banned
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HOLY SHIT THE CHOKE IS TOO MUCH HELP
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TRAIN WRECK
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poor guy
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Jesus christ just commit zandatsu on stream and get on with the next game already.
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bet the developer is loving this
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3RD BEST BOYS
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>>127530969
It was cringe? Like funny cringe or terrible cringe
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>>127530902
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i was afk until a minute or two ago

what did i miss?

also, /srg/ if i want to speedrun a game with no route what do i do

route it myself? is there a checklist of things i need to make note of
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maybe he wouldn't be choking if he'd stop shoveling food into his face
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Christ, just end this travesty
It feels like I'm watching this man breathing his last dying breaths
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>IVE SEEN YOU DO THIS A MILLION TIMES
>I CANT BELIEVE THE RUN YOU ARE HAVING BRO

I would slap the shit out of this guy for these jinxes
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>3rd
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>>127531067

Just boring and sad.
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>>127531067
Unfunny 'why are they like this' and bad gameplay cringe
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>>127530124
I only watch AGDQ during the events.

Why did he get banned?
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>>127531067
like terrible cringe.
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This guy is so out of breath that he has a fucking accent when he speaks now.
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>>127531175
he didn't get banned that's the point
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>>127531175
he didn't, the staff is just retarded
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>>127531140
fuck you nigger buzz off with your samefagging anti L4D2 crusade, the mumble crew is based
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>>127531139
hey its me

im plannin to play this again for a bit to see if i can get a decent 36
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Is Bloodborne gonna be good?
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>>127531236
good luck
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whats with this banning people from agdq meme?
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>>127530884
No skills, no knowledge of the game. A pretty bad casual let's play in easy mode. Neither fast nor safe. Saddening run.
Watch it if you want top, but you're losing your time.
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>>127531261
recent RPGs tend to suck unless they're on PC.
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>>127531261
yes
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>YOU'VE IMPROVED SO MUCH

i'm dying here
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>>127531301
what is with you fucking retards and complaining about easy mode in a speedrun
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>>127531284
>meme
it's a thing that has been done since the second or third AGDQ.
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>tfw going to miss alien swarm
I really hope it's neat
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>love from Sweden
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>>127531313
>any speedrun of a PC game
>good
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>>127531369
not complaining about easy mode, complaining about not being any good at the easiest mode of the game being run.
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>>127531428
Definitely bait, but Quake, Doom, and Half-Life would love to have a word with you.
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>>127531313
all pc games suck. all the good pc games are console ports.
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I kinda want to run symphony of the night

Is romscout still the goat?
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>>127531487
i think you're just a dipshit hater. go suck an egg, dork
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>>127531520
dishonored is cool
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>>127531428
they're ridiculously broken so they're fun to watch and they tend to be ridiculously short.
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cucks getting exposed by Goose
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>>127531369
I'm not complaining about easy mode. If it's faster, then it's the only way to go in a speedrun. It's just that almost wiping several times in easy mode (!), even while running, proves how unprepared you and your teammates are. It was shameful.
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>>127531512
>implying i want to see yet another speedrun of the same games done by a billion people

i may as well watch another super mario world low% run while i'm at it
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OUR BOI whitegoose btfo'ing on the r/speedrun mods
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>>127529469
When and why did he go off the deep end? I remember him being one of the only 'normal' speedrunners...
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>>127531428

>He hasn't seen the mirrors edge run

Too casual to live
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>>127531313
Good thing From doesn't make RPGs then.
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>>127531428
Doom, half life, quake, blood..
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>>127531616
the very first map we were supposed to have most of us die, and the only other time we almost got wiped it was because we had to use a backup strategy that requires intentionally incapacitating ourselves
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>>127531520
first of all I know that's bait

but I would like to say seriously I used to have that attitude, then my laptop broke and I built a gaming desktop on a whim... holy shit man PC gaming is superior in every way, can't believe it took me so long to come back to it
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>>127531673
>When and why did he go off the deep end? I remember him being one of the only 'normal' speedrunners...
came out as trans a few months ago, got weird sometime last year.
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What the F-
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Why do people ever vote to save the animals? I understand that people aren't out for wrs at agdq, but it's still supposed to be about speed running
I hate marathon strats for the same reason
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This is a fantastic lets play
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CHOKE
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This shit is on pace to be a lets play
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>Heavy breathing and absurdly obese man gets violently raped by shitty videogame
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>>127531746
>but it's still supposed to be about speed running

not anymore champ
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>>127531746

It's become such a meme at this point most of these donations don't even know what run that's for.
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>>127531746
kill/save has become a meme, half the people donating for it don't know what it is.
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End this shitty run plz
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>flawless
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>>127531638
link?
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I'm feeling WR on this one, guys.
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im pretty sure he would have finished like sub 45 if he grabbed the 10 second health after third boss

im not sure what made him think he could skip it but im laughing
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>>127531746
marathon strats are kind of needed, if there's a game that will like require a full reset if you screw up some finicky trick
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SOME ONE SAVE THIS POOR MAN
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>>127531746
>I hate marathon strats for the same reason
occasionally those are justified, even if I don't like it either
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>WE MIGHT GET SUB ESTIMATE
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>lipotor and propecia
OH MY FUCK HE READ IT
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when's hotline?
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this guy better hurry up and finish this run, I don't think he has long to live
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>lipitor and propecia
holy fuck my sides
that one went over their heads for sure
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>>127531938

In two hours at the current pace
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MERCY KILL PLEASE
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>that straining grunt
This is physically killing him
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>>127531938
is it hotline miami 1 or 2?

2 is shit
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his face is as red as the couch
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>tip my hat

please stop this
i can't take it
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>>127532000
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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>mercy kill incoming
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goose is gonna make speedrunning great again bois
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>>127532045
needs HeAvY bReAtHiNg
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>they stopped the timer for at least 10 seconds
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SUB ESTIMATE
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>Normal difficulty
Bahahahahahah
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>two digit death count

Did I just miss a Monkey Ball run?
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>>127532042
thanks

its snowfats? do you really not have to be popular to go to GDQ?

does that mean i could play there someday?....
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the timer started out being basically in sync, but ended up with a 5 second difference.

Whose timer do you think is out by 5 seconds over an hour, agdq's or the games?

I'm betting agdq
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>don't get to post overestimate because he gave himself an extra 20 minutes in a 40 minute game

what a joke
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Have not been watching at all. Has there been any really bad runs? Like commentary or choking wise. Has the announcer been memed by any donations yet?
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That was a good speech tho
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>>127532025
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When did he become Hispanic?
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is this fat guy having a heart attack?
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>>127532263
you just missed the biggest choke so far.
>>
Hey, we all fuck up sometimes, guys. Everyone makes mistakes.
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>>127532248
The retard stopped the timer early
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>>127532201
hard diff just makes damages bigger, optimal health on normal is challenging enough

not impossible tho
>>
>>127532263
Axiom Verge guy choked pretty hard just now. Velocity X2 or some shit was a snooze fest runner was pretty monotone and boring couch was MIA.
>>
>>127532296
>>127532353
How bad was it?
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>>127532245
check out the VOD for velocity 2x. The guy is the only one who runs it and didn't even have anyone to couch for him so he put out an open invite on twitter to fill it.
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>>127532263
Velocity was really, really boring
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>no duke
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>>127532250
his PB is damn near 20 minutes faster too
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>tom is a 1MA

Who agdg here?

Fucking nodevs told me it couldn't be done
>>
>>127532317
dropping a hot word on this. it's not the same kind of environment as just trying to get a good time; you can't reset when you really want to, and some games are more reset heavy than others
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>>127532380
10 deaths
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wheres doog
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>>127532380
He got like 8 deaths to the same boss
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>when a game you speedrun is about to come on

I FEEL GIDDY

>>127532396
yeah i saw but snowfats is like /srg/ meme status

i thought no one here was cool enough to go on AGDQ
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>>127532141
>>
didn't tony say he wasn't going to agdq because he didn't want to support it?
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>>127532454
noice
>>
Thanks me mates.
Has there been anything at all worth watching?
>>
>>127532443
/srg/ once had a marathon of our own for raising money to send all of our bois over.
>>
>that mask
DO NOT DETRACT THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE STREAMER
>>
ugly goatees are not okay
>>
>>127532323
>stopped the timer early

But wasn't the agdq timer losing time? If they stopped it early, it would've just made it close to the ingame timer
>>
>>127532408
shut the heck up and watch it cakeboy
>>
>>127532443
>being cool is a requirement of agdq

Oh I am laffin
>>
>>127531673
>normal
Remember how badly he handled the suit guy talking over his big run? Said nothing at the time, like a bitch, then later badmouthed the guy behind his back in his echo chamber.

>>127531686
Action RPGs tho, which I guess you could consider a completely separate genre. Btw, anyone who considers Zelda (except for Adventure of Link) an RPG at all is a complete imbecile.
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>pg
>hotline miami
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Anyone here hyped for the Iji run?
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>>127532480
tony is a fucking redditor that pretends to be a srg bad boy. of course he'd go to circlejerk with those memeathon boys and the squid clique shitters.
>>
>>127532552
i dunno i just thought the speedrunning community didn't like /srg/
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>>127532572
Thank god he's not the runner this time.
>>
>PG stream
>stamper cant swear
>hotline miami 1 and 2 are allowed
>BUT GOD FORBID OUR CHILDREN HEAR THE WORD FUCK!
>>
>>127532517
Didn't all the money mysteriously disappear???
>>
Our boy Pie is playing Chess I'm surprised he knows how the pieces move.
>>
Where's Cyber
>>
>>127532595
Tony is P based, relax.
>>
>>127532601
>a bunch of autists don't like people who they can't silence or exert power over via mod control
weird
>>
>no duke memewater
>no memester
>no memesaw
>no mememan
What's the point in watching if there aren't any memes?
>>
>>127532604
Blood is fine because its in the bible.
>>
>>127532614
i'm just saying we used to have that many /srg/ peeps going to agdq.
>>
>>127532581
Hyped. Pacifist mode is its own kind of hell.
>>
>>127532634
>liking tony
Absolutely disgusting. I bet you jerk off to Shantae too.
>>
Would modern agdq still let through the comment offering an extra donation if werster said "nigger" live on stream?
>>
>>127532604
Reminder that the last lines in Hotline Miami are
>Fuck you!
>Yeah, fuck you!
>>
>>127532604
Can't wait for the end of the SOMA run tomorrow.
>>
>>127532652
Two men fuck in the bible, gays are cool then?
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>>127532681
no one would fuck you don't worry
>>
>>127532604

Charity events are always like that

Comedian and musicians (sometimes) have to deal with it also at benefits and shit because its supposed to more wholesome or some shit.

Its even more ridiculous then, since the entire audience is made up of adults
>>
>>127532601
as if /srg/ is even big enough for anyone to care about.
>>
>>127532739
I would
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>>127532759
how new
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>>127532454
A+ m8
>>
>>127532681
>tfw you will never be a cute twink and get gangbanged by smelly nerds at AGDQ
>>
>>127532630
He's garbage at chess holy fuck.
>>
WHO IS WEARING THE TIGER FURSUIT? WHO ALLOWED FURRIES INTO AGDQ? FUCK.
>>
>>127532828
picture?
>>
>>127532828

he's wearing a mask pertaining to the game, calm down shitlord
>>
who is alt-f-x and why is he a shitter?
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>>127532851
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>>127532789
Keep thinking you are some special snowflake. /srg/ is as irrelevant as 502.
>>
This run is already great
>>
>>127532980
same
>>
>>127532921
disgusting
>>
bad memeing is just bad
>>
>>127532980
no it isnt i like snowfats but this is degenerate cringe tier
>>
PIE BTFO
>>
can already tell this guy is 1 of you autistic vger's

literally telling people they cant laugh
>>
christ this run feels absolutely amazing just because it's not complete feces
>>
>>127532805
>>127532807
Come on bros post ur cakebutts fuk da mods
>>
>>127532921
Why does he look like he's cumming?
>>
hit me up grillz
>>
BANNED
>>
>>127532828
> throwing a fit about some dude wearing a mask
You're autistic
>>
this game is so violent yet cussing is still worse why?
>>
top autism

we speedrun bois
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>>127533089
Not him but I can guarantee some faggot here will fap to it if you're into that
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twitter dot com slash i said the joke again x D D D
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Surprisingly the hotline run is the worst by far.
Was excited to see good commentary on this game, but its all just entertainment with silly jokes.
>>
Angry phone calls are being made right now at the AGDQ headquarters
>>
Surprisingly the hotline run is the best by far.
>>
>>127533149
>>127533138
GTFO pie
>>
>turns up audio just for explosion
Kek
>>
this run is srg personified
>>
I remember being an edgy teenager and listening to Hotline Miami music
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>>127531428
*installs to SSD*
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>>127533202
shit
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haha man this guy is just so good at memes
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>>127533189
>implying autism is bad
>>
>good runner
>good game
>lines being toed
>general trolling

If you don't like this you have autism
>>
>>127532807
Who cares fuccboi, post source.
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>wanted to post "haha snowfats such funny joek"
>it's actually his name
>>
i dont get this hotline 324 meme
>>
>>127533248
Its more like when normie abuses memes.

>hotline 3.4.5.6.7 [...] 13.14
His jokes are dry and he doesn't put any effort into them.
>>
>>127533330
It's funny because he said the wrong number!!
>>
>HM beta level editor
Is he kidding or is that real?
>>
hes trying way to hard with this commentary
>>
this guy is establishing a new level of unfunny
>>
>Who is We?
>>
This hotline commentary is cringe as fuck.
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>>127533276

exactly, this guy's actually trying to make something entertaining here. Props for at least trying instead of some monotonous player talking about his irrelevant shitgame for 2+ hours
>>
A real speedrun? say it ain't so.
>>
>using every serg meme possible

strike down these fucks
>>
>>127533372
It's real.
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quick say the pie joke quickly under your breath before you realize you didn't practice your bants at all
>>
>>127533372
it's real
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>unironically running all levels

With a game like this only il can be respectable
>>
can tell who wasn't here for the last two or three runs because they're complaining about this downright tolerable hotline run
>>
>>127533406
>cringe
hello reddit
>as fuck
hello teenager
>>
>>127533372
It's real

FUCKIN BUGGY
>>
>WHO IS WE

OMG HE'S OUR BOY GUISE XDDd
>>
>>127533453
Black dude did the same during his Ghouls n Ghosts run last year or whenever it was

That was actually good though
>>
>>127533406
No it's not. Source: I'm neurotypical
>>
so this is why all the memeing dried up here

they're on stream
>>
>unironically running a gamemaker game

Shiggy diggy
>>
this is a normie speedrun who CARES rofl
>>
>>127533431
Bet you found Crash 2 entertaining too
>>
>>127533484
>>127533509
>I can't prove him wrong so i'll just post memes
>>
>>127533476
this hotline run is upper tier, bunch of downright bros
>>
FINALLY a game people have actaully played!
>>
>snapping

they're covering every meme base
>>
Why would the Russian mafia hire a nigger?
>>
these guys are actually pretty funny, would befriend
>>
How many 2D shit games has it been ffs
>>
>>127533645
Harder to follow the paper trail of a black man with impulsive spending.
Do you even crime?
>>
pandering the serg meme crew so fucking hard right now

its like going down a rehearsed list of memes
>>
>>127533475
was the second to last swing intentional?
>>
>>127533476
trying to set the world record for spouting as many memes in a single speedrun doesn't really qualify as tolerable
>>
V A P E R S B T F O
>>
>>127533659
I thought phones were banned on couch
>>
>>127533674
its the 2d shit game block
>>
Have I missed dude nice yet?
>>
will they skip donations that call out runners?
>>
>>127533674
Don't you know that this is Rhythm Games Done At A Brisk Pace?

Stay tuned for the Stepmania (literally) run!
>>
alright so the pie joke was funny the first two times, but it's not anymore.
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>giggling at your own jokes
>>
>>127533725
they are, hours when the guards are sleeping are more relaxed
>>
>>127533674
>le ebin cannon skip xD
>>127533730
That was one of the first words said
>>
best run of all xGDQs
>>
>>127533746
no fun allowed
>>
>>127533758
>the guards
>>
>no one understands this game

Really? The fucking levels before the hospital are jacket reliving his memories and the shit hes done everything after the hospital happens in real life.
>>
>>127533747
do you even friends
>>
>>127533746
>the first two times

which year?
>>
CHOKE
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Hey memefucks

Right now on stream?

This is what you look like.
>>
>let's constantly dis an actual good runner constantly during a 'charity' event

Nice one speeds hits le pie man Joke lel xdddd
>>
Reminder there are people in this very thread who actually giggle, or maybe even, laugh every time the runner says "highscore!" or "Hotline miami 16!"
>>
>>127533798
there are people that come around constantly asking for your event pass and enforcing rules
>>
>>127533717
vapers and v a p o r are not the same thing bruh
>>
>>127533821
looks like we have a pretty fun time with our actual friends.
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>iateyourpie at 700 viewers
>>
DUKE BTFO
>>
oh lawds he swore 1 too many tiems
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>>127533848
>seriously implying iateyourpie is a good runner
>>
>>127533821
yeah its pretty cringe isnt it

parents just dont understand am I right people
>>
>>127533852
They do it for free also
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>>127533848
>GDQ is about charity
>>
>tfw sgdq thought police got ouk
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>>127533936
how many WRs do you have?
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>it's okay when duke does it
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>finally up on the big stage!
>time to show SRG I care!
>also will you guys please clap for me? thank you :*)
>>
Who meme'd harder? Duke or Snowfats? Vote now
>>
Imagine being this guy's older brother.
>>
GDQ GETTING EXPOSED

SHUT IT DOWN
>>
>>127533998
Snow
>>
>>127533975
how many does he have?
>>
>sub pixel perfect
I like these guys
>>
>>127533998
Duke memed better
>>
>>127534035
one more than you have
>>
>>127533998
this is way more memecore than duke
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>being a cringey unfunny autist is okay if he is OUR BOIZ XDDD
>>
>bunch of guys horsin around
reminds me of when I had friends
>>
>>127534013
He'd have some serious attention issues
>>
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
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>>127533998
snow meme'd harder
duke was more dank

both are good tho
>>
>>127534075
same and that upsets me they suck for triggering me
>>
they wont read my donation apparently

guess i didnt say "my X got cancer keep up the good work and X the aminals!>?!?!?!!?"
>>
>>127534075
I bet it does you meme lovin fuck
>>
>>127534061
>speedrun.com leaderboards
Paper Mario all cards: 15th
Paper Mario any%: 28th
Glover: 27th
TTYD: 27th
Mario Galaxy 2: 13th
LTTP: 206th

L M A O
M
A
O
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>>127533998
>>
>>127534068
It's not cringey you autismlord, they're just joking around. If you didn't pick up on that from the start then I feel bad for you
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>>127534110
>both are good

maybe if you binge watch family guy for your second screen experience sure
>>
Croni confirmed becoming a cam whore: https://twitter.com/Cronikeys/status/684305503959138305
>>
>>127534175
about time
>>
>>127534175
NOPE
>>
this is off the charts
>>
>other autists found these autists funny

not surprised
>>
>>127534175
>body dysphoria

this is what tumblr shamelessly does to people
>>
>>127534152
>every game uses speedrun.com
based cakeboi
>>
>>127534165
the quality of these marathons is low enough that memers having fun counts as good
>>
welp that's your average bernie sandberg supporter right there
>>
Snowfats doing the legwork to Make AGDQ Great Again. I love it
>>
RIP snow, won't be seeing him again on any GDQ
>>
T R U M P 2 0 1 6
R
U
M
P
>>
B A S E D
>>
>>127534162
There is a clear difference between funny runs and tryhard nerdy memeing
>>
Thank god the cringe fest ended. Any run recommendation before metroid prime is starting?
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this made me embarrassed to be a hotline miami speedrunner :(
>>
These guys should be banned from GDQ
>>
>>127534243
which game are you implying he's not total shit at?
>>
>Duke banned
>Snowfats banned
Who runs this game next?
>>
FRENTPEOPLE
R
E
N
C
HPEOPLE
>>
DUDE TRUMP
>>
LEL, TEH TRAMP MEEM
>>
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP LMAO POL MEMES HAHAHAHAHA
>>
The memerun that will be remembered for decades
>>
>>127534152
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KQW1YIyy9vVxZcrzxN4PAItUyZK8fEPbbeCvWHyU5xU/edit#gid=3

>spoonfeeding this hard
i'm ashamed of myself tbqh familia
>>
>still trying to squeeze more memes in

please just end it
>>
>>127534289
hotline cutie???
>>
THEY CAN'T NOT MEME
>>
CAN'T STUMP
WON'T STUMP
TRUMP 2016
>>
>>127534289
Fuck off Rumia you're shit at hotline.
>>
sneaking those last memes in eh
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>implying any of this shit is remotely as good as goodcommentary or doubleshirtpullhesitation

you will be forgotten, snowfats
>>
>>127534175
>fucks their body up by trying to make it another gender
>has body issues

COLOR ME SURPRISED

Why do these fucking idiots ever transition in the first place. They're never happy even when they do.
>>
>>127534284
>>127534286
>>127534235
nys redditor
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>>127534289
You should've noticed the HM community is meme central by now.
>>
That was a thing of beauty
>>
shoutoutstomfffwahjffafffffff

snowfats you and your friends are gigantic faggots. i hope your ride home flips in a ditch and you lose your fingers to fucking frostbite so you're stuck meming into text to speech programs so you can have a robot remind you of how fucking truly useless you are a human
>>
>>127534320
yes
>>127534330
dont know who that is
>>
>filter the word cringe
>all the reddit is gone
wow!
>>
>stream crashed right before trump

ITS NOT FAIR
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>>127534289
>weeb embarassed because of other people's behaviour
>>
>>127534315
>SMRPG low level
>a real category
HAHAHAHAHAHA

oh wow.
>>
I think this guy just got banned so hard that he got banned from GDQ across every possible dimension
>>
Can only wonder how autistic the Iji speedrunner will be
>>
>>127534387
i want to fuck you hotline cutie!!!!
>>
>>127534387
It's you you fucking retard.
>>
CAVE
MAN
>>
>these upcoming games
Literally WHO games.
>>
>>127534432
th-thanks
>>127534436
sorry i am not a touhou pro i had to google her name
>>
C A V E M A N
A
V
E
M
A
N
>>
CAVE
A
V
E
MAN
A
N
BOYS
O
Y
S
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>>127534403
Twitch confirmed for sjw libtards.
>>
>>127534419
what, not dedicated enough to run something as grueling as that?

i bet you stick to fucking 30 minute speedruns you fucking faggot
>>
>>127534449
Woah dude iji and hero core are pretty based 1MA games
>>
oh shit
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6455438
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>>127534398
>>
thank god the memes are back in the thread fuck
>>
>>127534349
this is literally the result of "cis people are scum" and "why be cis when you can be trans" jokes
>>
>>127534398
But anon you are the reddit.

>>127534479
You're a god damn lying piece of shit.
>>
>>127534428
he was already there during the hotline run
>>
>>127534538
i don't know what you are saying i lied about
>>
>>127534343
:3
>>
>>127534521
Lmao
>>
>>127534502
>whoever has the best luck has the lowest time
>wow what a talented speedrunner!!!!

L O L
O
L
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>>127534521
>>
>Caveman is here

Did someone spray loli piss on the couch or what
>>
>switch on speedrun stream
>all you can hear is the fucking "clacking" of their greasy, stained controller/keyboard

Every
Fucking
Time
>>
>>127534559
Fucking kill yourself.
>>
>>127534505
^^^ Daniel Remar's a legend, man
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MEMES GET YOU PUSSY

CONFIRMED
>>
>>127534521
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>
>>127534637
no

why are you so angry?
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>What I wanna know is where's the caveman
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>>127534663
she gon get the big meme now
>>
>>127534663
Lel
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>You'll never become a meme like caveman
>>
>>127534681
End
your
life
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>>127534521
>>
>>127534710
>big

heh
>>
>>127534663
>not being able to spot satire in text form

Hello leddit
>>
>>127534727
no
>>
>>127534607
t. someone with no sense of dedication
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>/v/ doesnt know Iji and Hero core
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Is Diablo 2 the new meme speedgame?
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>>127534663
she writes for techraptor, probably wants to interview him for it
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>>127534663
>she wants to write about him for techraptor

maybe those last 3 gamergaters can read about some quality memes like twitch dot tv slash i wrote this joke
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>>127534349
I agree, the oven is a much better cure instead of reassignment surgeries.
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>Studio
Ugh...
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>>127534663
How many MPH do I need to get me a Cammy cosplayer?
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>>127534769
Isn't Iji that game made by a furry?
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RIP SNOW
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>Iji was your 1st vidya waifu
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Boy am I glad he is in there and we are out here
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>>127534769
Bunch of casual fuccbois

At least they got some qt traps
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>>127534803
at least 2 squids
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