/ink/ - Splatoon General

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>>127296736
tiny, cute callie!

>no more squad discussion because discord
>out of things to discuss about the game
>only room for art posting and waifu fagging in the threads
>image limit always reached
You know what? I'm okay with this

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BRUSHIE

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Tall, beautiful, huggable Callie!

>>127296869
someone might as well build an image aggregator

>>127297005
But then we would've have the discussion about how strong or small or perfect or punchable Callie is...

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>>127296869
I've got a bit of game to add.
I've begun to take a liking to the Splattershot Pro; it's not a good weapon but it feels fun to use. Any ideas on how to make it work well?

more small callie art when
drawfags please

I guess we really rubbed tia's feet on that one

where are the buffcallie lewds?

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>>127296869

/ink/ is now comfy

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>>127297167
She's already small in enough departments.

>>127297129
>it's not a good weapon
That's a damn lie. It's very easy to use. Just keep your spacing. The bombs are a good way to counter the 96 gal menace

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>>127297271

She's well endowed where it counts

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>>127297271
She might have smaller boobs in your headcanons, but she canonically has bigger tentacles and a bigger heart

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Clearing the fault is with me that this never works.

Can someone help me not be such an inept retard?

>>127297471
neither of which are things that matter

>>127297563
>mariefags actually believe this

>>127297471
I wish Marie had big tentacles...

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OK ITS TIME TO ROLL SOME FUCKING GUNS

https://www.random.org/

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>>127297550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxW-ao8raX4

>>127297658
well i wish people drew callie with bigger boobs but we all have to make sacrifices

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friendly reminder that this is happening in less than 12 hours
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
and that splatoon is the FIRST game being shown

>>127297774

Whore

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>>127297471
Callie doesn't have small boobs, just smaller than Marie. It find it adds to the humble purity aspect somehow.

>>127297658
They're pretty ordinary sized once you unwrap them.

>>127297856
>They're pretty ordinary sized once you unwrap them
But not big by any stretch.

>>127297793
but there are like no glitches for single player

>>127297745
l-lewd?

>>127298015
there is a webm of someone skipping a level with a inkzooka

>>127297856
Yeah, but nothing can compare to Callie's monstrous, abundant, CORN FED tentacles

>>127298015
doesn't mean it won't be interesting
worst comes to worst we'll get some autism out of it since it's splatoon, bound to cause awkwardness

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>>127295615
She would think you were play-fighting and giggle at your little punch as she wrestles you back but she would crush you under her enormous strength and bodyweight differenceshe would think you're a really good actor with how convincingly you "pretend" to be in excruciating pain poor Callie doesn't know her own strength

>>127298080
post it

>>127297745
Much appreciated anon.

>>127298080
share

where can i find the updated soundtrack?

>>127298169
>>127298212
shit i dont have it

sorry

>>127298080
I want to see

>>127298247
http://www.amazon.com/Splatoon-ORIGINAL-SOUNDTRACK--Splatune--Music/dp/B014HZSPI2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1445277055&sr=8-1&keywords=Splatune

>>127298281
fraud

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>>127297921
>>127298096
Marie's are about regular Woomy sized if you measure them within her bun.
Meanwhile if you were to stretch out Callie's tentacles, they'd be longer than a real life Giant Squid.

>>127298296
does this include all the new tracks?

ggs tia squad, we really got our toes sucked on that one

>>127298408
Yes; they aren't particularly new by now, after all.

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The cutest pair!

>>127298335
i found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwe8kXwOyX8

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ggs foot fellows... it's always nice to end on a win
enjoy your squid shekels as payment

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>>127298150
Jokes on her, I'll go through with my resolution to become strong enough to spar with her. Not that there'd every be a reason to fight.

>>127298539
everyone and their dog knows that one

>>127298452
oh cool, thanks

>>127298596
FUCK YOU
FEET
NOW

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oh, squibs

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Bum_Nuggler squad open if anyone else wants to rock this dope rotation.

>>127298896
c-can I suck your toes?

>>127298824
I just saw that too

>>127298896
Only of you use something other than a Carbon.

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Here's an idea for something I've been throwing around for a little while, I'd like to stream it some time soon. Feel free to have a go at it too.
Any suggestions are welcome, I still can't think of a hard enough hard mode.

SPLATOON NUZLOCKE
>Begin from C- with all weapons unlocked
>>I recommend making an alt and then backing up the save after you've hit Level 20 so you can easily do multiple runs; it takes ~200 good games of TW to hit 20
>No restrictions on clothing or abilities, since that would be kind of absurd and a pain to work with
>Upon losing a ranked match, the weapon in use cannot be used any more
>Continue to see how far in the ranks and levels you can get!

BABY MODE
>Win 5 Regular Matches in a row to repair a weapon

EASY MODE
>Win 5 Ranked Matches in a row to repair a weapon

HARD MODE (tentative)
>Only starter gear, no extra slots or rolls

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>>127298896
I guess so, if you join my squad.

>>127298896
still got room?

c+ shitter here
carry me
like a baby

>>127299173
yes come

>>127299173
Nvm

>>127299197
Stay there, it's better.

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>>127298385
I want Marie's buns

>>127299197
no, pick up a 96 gal and carry yourself

>>127299240
>>127299216
just

>>127296869
discord? link?

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>>127299282

Too bad Callie has already lay claim to them

>>127299464
it used to show some json shit but now it's just 403ing all day, they're fucked

>>127296901
Ayy thats mah woomy

>>127299561
There aren't nearly enough passionate hotaao makeout pictures

>>127299464
You're going to the wrong website.
https://discord.statuspage.io/

>>127299028
>Splatoon Nuzlocke
No

Agent 4
Apotheosquid squid pun on apotheosis

sounds fun though. How about if you de-rank, you have to lose the gear you are currently wearing

>>127299636
>porn
>not even decent porn
Why is it always the mariefags

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>>127299561
Callie just wants an affectionate kiss, but the tentacles have other plans.

>>127299672
Well none of them are especially passionate.

>>127299793
marie doesn't have any decent H. Sorry senpai

>>127299930
are you fucking kidding me?

>>127299930
Fuck yourself desu senpai baka cuckold

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I was at a Christmas party with a tablecloth you were supposed to draw on and I made a shitty doodle so I thought I'd post it here I guess

>>127299773
I like the name.
I don't feel like that would be much of a punishment on its own, but it could probably be a good accessory to a hard mode or beyond.

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>>127299930
No, but you gotta make do with what there is.

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>>127300098
>peeing

>>127300069
cute

>>127300069
That's not bad anon, far better than anything I could produce

>>127300075
how about if you ever lose a ranked by Knock Out, you have to ditch the current gear?

>>127300473

Which is piss, m8

>>127300541
-kaede

>>127300603
Do your research m9

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>>127300541

>>127300541
thank you for the (You)s but this was unnecessary.

>>127300609
fuck off with your literal who friends mate

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>>127300098
>>127299636
>>127300098
>>127300473
You people are the reason we can't have nice things

>>127299028
that sounds pretty ebin actually, wish it wasn't such a pain to hit 20 on a whim

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Marie is not for sexual.
Marie is pure in her own right.

>>127300786
this is one of my favorite marie pictures

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>>127300541

>>127300786
>asked marie to make me a sammich
>she takes a bite
had to off that bitch desu

>>127300782
Being a decent player (earning 1300 points per match of TW), it would take 189 wins to get to level 20, which done straight would be a little under 5 hours. Not so bad, really.

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>>127300818
This is mine. I love to imagine she's a honey behind the scenes.

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>>127300786

>>127300786
Marie is pure alright.

PURE FUCKING BITCH

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>>127300541
impressive

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>>127300992
But anon, that's what makes her so great

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>>127300832

>>127300643
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing

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>>127300992
...

>>127296901
Thank you for shoving my retard spaget in there, I appreciate it.

>>127301082

Marie would probably shitpost on 4chan

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>>127301187
-Marie

>>127301153
It's a mixture of piss and other stuff; everybody knew that.

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I love Callie

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>>127301404
Who can blame you?

>>127301394
I didnt.

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Does that dataminer ever dig up the alternative banter for EU Splatfests? Or do they only do it for the US ones?

>>127301394
>that's not true
>yes it is
>I KNEW THAT IDIOT

>>127301756
it's sent to the console at the same time the results are, so they can only mine the ones in their region
bit surprised they haven't enlisted help from a euro to get their results

>>127301779
Way to take shit out of proportion; the point is it isn't only pee.

>>127301756
Pretty lackluster bants on this one, they're normally still pretty good on the EU versions. Could've had Marie say
>Now our spirits are broke(n)
Or something.

>>127302032
Don't hire this guy, NoE.

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>>127302032
Still found time to show her true colors, she straight up says the thing the Japanese only joked about

>>127302373

All future Marie wins will be suspect

>>127302373
What will she bribe Judd with? Pussy for the pussy cat?

>>127302724
money

>>127300992
Get out

>>127302880
Cats have no need for money. All they expect is your unconditionally slavery.

where is the manmenmei!!

>>127303506
In our hearts

>Stop saying Discord killed the thread. You killed it.

>>127304328
i didnt know there was a discord. Id like to join

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>3/4 of enemy team so concerned with maintaining le epin spawn camp they give me the tower on a silver platter all the way to the 36 mark

>>127302373

Can Callie be stopped?
no she cant, get fucked Marie

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Why isn't splatoon.ink working anymore? It has been stuff saying this for a few days..

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So which weapon type is most like a shotgun now? I haven't played since the first splatfest

>>127305019
Marie's fanbase is too full of shitters

>>127305149
Luna blaster

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>>127305019
With this Splatfest being just after Christmas, and kids generally wanting money more than fitness, it made perfect sense that Callie had this in the bag.
I ended up with +35 by the end of it.

>guy on our team walking around really slowly and not shooting

Is there any good reason to do this in a ranked game?
He disconnected just before the game ended too.

>>127305149
Technically the Sloshers; the Tri-Slosher most so.

>>127305104
Y2K ver 16

>>127305620
What does that mean??

>>127305687
fucking millenial kids

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>>127305687

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>Calliefags get fit to bully Mariefags
It all makes sense now

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>>127305687

>>127305687
It doesn't work on my phone or my computer. That is me. Im very confused. How do i fix this problem?

>>127305847

use your phone to call the guy that runs the site to get off his ass

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>>127305906
Making tea.

>>127305920
Is it actually a problem with the site cause ya'll are making it sound like I'm doing something wrong and idk what that is

Tl here, iI got d/c

>>127305380
Burger here. What were the scores?

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im angry

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>>127306030
Votes were 44% to 56%.
Wins were 53% to 47%.
Total was 362 to 338 after the multiplier.

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>>127306075

Have some cute

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>>127306247
Naturally meant to reply to >>127306048

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SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY SPLATOON.INK DOESNT WORK

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>>127293748
>Well the only reason people like lolis are that they're children with allusions to adults.
what does this mean. no?

>>127306030
D/c again, if I d/c one more time. I'm going to call it a day.

>>127306427
we cant just leave those with bad internet connections behind
theyve gotta have fun too :?0

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Like why is it doing this? It has been stuck at these stages since like 3 days ago, and it says like 17 hours till rotaion, wtf.

last one for the shitter boys

>>127306673
just use splatoon.nintendo.net, holy shit
unless ninty's servers are fucking up it's 100% accurate all the time

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>>127306474
Kids are gross little shits.

>>127306768
-tim

>>127306768
thank you finally a straight answer.

>>127306685
>>127306030

thanks for playing
>the shitter
fuck off tbqh I was the shitter

>>127306474
Did you crop this from the collage?

What the fuck is the point of the Squiffer having lower charge time than the other Chargers when with a little bit of Damage Up they still kill faster than it does, at a longer range? It almost doesn't even benefit from Damage Up either.

Seems like you're best off just using Bamboozler if you want something aggressive.

>>127307282
accurate tim.jpg

>want to get good at a minigun
>just keep losing over and over

What's the best stats to have with it? movespeed? Defense up?
>>127307281
Damage Up got buffed to the point where it matters?

of all sea lolis you just know callie likes it in the ass

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>>127307725
>loli
Yeah keep using that word chief.

>>127307945
yeah she is probably 1000 million years space witch right, retard?

>>127308125
No, because her grandfather is only 100.

>>127307648
Where have you been the past few months?

>>127308170
Not playing splatoon, obviously

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I am GOING to be good with the Bamboozler! I WILL be good with it!

>>127307648
At least 1 Run Speed+ main always (even Hydra, it's painfully slow without).
Heavy is the most flexible, Mini plays like Tentatek, Zink Mini is a monster in TC/RM.
Hydra is really hard to justify using over Heavy, but it's sorta useful when facing bad players.

>>127307648
Chargers (other than Bamboozler) don't have damage cap so DMG+ reduces charge% needed for 1-shot damage.
Splat Charger with 2-3 DMG+ is actually a good alternative to Squiffer, charging as fast/faster.

>>127308284
It's the steepest learning curve in the game, and probably the most rewarding

>>127308125
If you can't properly identify a loli, what are you even doing on yon-chan?

>>127308125
A thousand million is a billion, retard.

>>127308284
I believe in you

>>127308160
>>127308421
>>127308357
I found the fucking retard farm

>>127308552
Yikes, sick burns. That's it, you win the conversation.

>>127308630
yes. now admit it she is a loli you fat pedophile.


and admit she likes it in the butt.

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>>127308552
That's pretty bad damage control. Just admit you don't know what a loli is.

Here is a typical lolicon fantasy

>>127308284
why use it over splatterscope?

>>127308749
fun

>>127308734
yes the perfect excuse to post a succubus, because she is 40 yo submarine virgin succubus right?

>>127308795
It's fun to be out ranged by everything?

>>127308850
fuck off killjoy

>>127308917
Actually I'm Walter

>>127308850
bamboozler has legit applications. charger+splash wall is a ridiculous combo, it's much more aggressive and able to push with the team than a splatterscope in most cases.

now if you said the squiffer, that one is totally useless.

>>127308967
Who do you think you're replying to?

>>127308734
i want to lick a succubus vagina

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you're the one I used to idolize
I knew it wasn't right
addicted to this high
addicted
so high

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i saw your picture hangin' on the back of my door
won't give you my heart
no one lives there anymore
and we were lovers
now we can't be friends
fascination ends
here we go again
cause it's cold outside, when you coming home
cause it's hot inside, isn't that enough

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>>127310201
no tentacles no deal

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>>127309901
>>127310145
if marie was real she'd laugh and then beat you up for making these gay-ass posts

Why aren't there any more squid milfs? It's always the same 3-4 images that get posted

>>127310301
Sabrina Banks and Ash Hollywood are pretty good desu

>>127310263
youre rude tbqh

>>127310345
>people actually named their kids after. witch show

>>127310301
Siri, I used to like Claire Dames.
I wish I knew more about JAV stars.

>>127310301
I mostly fap to hentai

>>127310263
-Marie

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>>127308713
Callie is a strong, adult woman whose butthole is for protecting, not doing.

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>>127310283
Those are just the good ones.

>>127310427
Look up anri okita senpai

What is it about the blue ink that looks especially delicious?

I just want to lick it.

>>127312073
The ika blue ink is the best! Do they still use the colors that they had for the transformers splatfest? I don't remember

>>127312146
they took those out a while ago. shame, I liked the mixed berry flavor ink.

>>127311443
Does she do femdom?

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What the fuck are you talking about

>>127312417
probably not tb h fA m

>>127312471
Same body type as Siri at least?

>>127300098
>This is still here

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So I've been trying Opening Gambit recently.

With stacked Swim and Run Speeds, it seems to do its job. With just two mains of Swim, it feels like I've got my full Swim Speed set on.

I guess it's helpful in Rainmaker. I can reach the objective first, then quickly pop the shield as the enemy team arrives. Seems worth it. Good for huge mobility boosts without using up all 12 ability slots.

I just wish we knew more about the ability. How strong are the boosts? How do they stack with Run and Swim Speed? Can you exceed max for each ability?

It seems like I should be able to stack loads of Swim Speed to capitalize on the early start, but it doesn't seem to work that way. I've tried comparing it in recon, but the difference is hard to discern.

Has anyone else tried it? What did you think?

>>127312718
>not just taking 5 secs to look her up instead of asking me everything

>>127312990
kill yourself senpai

>>127312990
It's trash.

>>127312990
GAMBLE
A
M
B
L
E

>>127312990
it's 2 mains for both

good for rig when you can lock out the entirety of mid by yourself just by getting there first but not great anywhere else

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>>127313060
>>127313082
>>127313162

>>127313259
is that tia?
Just guessing my the disgusting feet

>>127313479
Tia doesn't have any feet. Why do you think she refuses to show them?

>>127313843
how would she play the game without feet?

>>127313867
By sitting on her huge roly poly asscheeks

>>127313997
Please anon fām. You're making me cum.

>>127314085
Is that a please stop or a please continue

>>127314174
I mean post the full unblurred pic of her

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>Turf War Towers using a Carbon with Seekers and Ninja Squid
I've never seen such paranoid Chargers. This is amazing.

>>127306771
wrong.

>>127307128
yes, why? have a higher-quality/less compressed version?

>>127314540
>using seekers, especially with carbon
smart. i'll have to try the deco version on this map

>using ninja squid
why. it makes you so. slow.

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you ever notice how big the squid is compared to the kid?

>>127313206
>it's 2 mains for both

Do you have any other info on it?

>>127314854
You're not using pro tactics; you need to evolve your playstyle.
Throw a seeker up the ramps of towers, and swim after it. While everybody is getting out of the way, you've just swam straight past them unnoticed. And now you're scooting about with a Carbon, and your team is jumping after you. Works every time.

>>127314854
>>127314958
ninja squid is worthless on the carbon deco. 3x ink recovery+3x swim speed is all you need.

>>127314854

> Main E-Litre
> Remember seeing one a while ago that had Ninja Squid
> Tried to ambush, but was noticed
> He disappeared into his ink, then teleported around while throwing Burst Bombs at me
> Decide to try it
> E-Litre, lots of Damage Up, Ninja Squid, no Swim Speed
> oh my god im so fucking slow what the hell is this
> try to swim
> can't swim
> can only crawl
> feel like ive been hit by a disruptor
> all the time
> how the fuck do people do this

>>127315056
But then you swim faster than your seeker, and enemies can see you.
This is one of the niche uses of Ninja Squid that make it amazing.

>>127314958
what the fuck are you talking about? i already got everything you said. pro tactics, evolve my playstyle? what made you go on and say that?

>>127315056
this is what i was saying. i don't even find swim speed that useful though.

>>127315125
Tired of people crying that Ninja Squid is a direct downgrade when it turns Carbons and Brushes into E-Liter assassins.

>>127315102
If the speed penalty is too much of a burden then jump to teammates on the fly, or run Stealth Jump as well for additional reliability.

>>127315109
interesting. i will try it out tomorrow. sounds good on paper. never been a fan of ninja squid though, honestly - most people don't notice you swimming in ink anyway (unless they're crazy jap e-liters that notice everything even in the midst of battle/aiming)

>>127315187
it's not a DIRECT downgrade, no, but it's a tradeoff i don't really find worth it. i've been using carbon as my main ever since it came out and - for me - fast is better, even if you can be seen a little bit when approaching.

might be nice on moray towers though where the e-liters more often than not see you coming - there's only one main route to them, to the standard spot (unless they let you flank them directly from behind)

>>127315187
maybe you should stop posting your awful opinions then. ninja squid isn't "niche", it's a noob trap and literally the opposite of a good ability. I play deco all the time, even at S+ nobody shoots at the seeker trail mid-transit.

>>127315259
>recommending stealth jump
stop, fucking stop

>>127314226
i was not aware someone here had pictures of me

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>>127315290
It's a set I only use on Turf War Towers; and exclusively with the Carbon Deco. Ninja Squid admittedly has few uses elsewhere. But when you're able to turn the most despised map in the game into your personal playground, it's completely worth it.

>>127315318
every ability has its uses, i.e. there are certain situations where it can be very useful. i personally don't like it but it's not objectively a "bad ability" just because it's not as universally viable/helpful as, say, ink saver main.

damage up isn't universally useful either, but if you're a charger or using burst bombs, it is. those sorts of situations are that ability's "niche"/specific use.

and stealth jump is good for spamming the tower. especially with quick super jump. you know, if you're planning just to go in & die. at least it's fun.

>>127315318
Why would anybody ever use Ninja Squid in Ranked. This is a fun set to use when you want to screw around. You know, having fun in a game that's inherently fun?

>>127315459
turf war towers IS shit and still despised though because of the lack of the additional stage elements which make the map not TOTALLY crap, especially when playing against e-liters.

i'll try it out though. makes it seem like more fun. but yeah, niche usage. haven't experimented with the deco much which i still want to do in general.

>>127315510
i think he forgot about the "having fun" part.

still, i'm sure it has SOME use in ranked. just not worth sacrificing another, better main ability for though.

The japs are officially crazy with technological prowess and knowledge related to splatoon. Holy fuck. I'm amazed.

Expect more info tomorrow.

>>127315510
>you just don't get it, swimming slower is FUN!!

literally what

>>127315668

I want it today

>>127315709
Tomorrow meaning later today. It's 5 a.m. here and time for bed.

>>127315676
Are you averse to reading?
Used in tandem with Seekers it's legitimately effective on Turf War Towers and Turf War Towers only.
Teleporting behind a Charger and insta-killing them is a very satisfying, fun thing to do.

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Snaggleteeth are cute. CUTE!

>>127315758
Or you could just use swim speed and swim directly behind your seeker to achieve the same effect without using your shirt slot on a literal un-ability

>>127315856
Again, that wouldn't work. Your opponents would see you swimming and stop you.
Nobody is demanding you sell your shirts and reroll a NS set, it's just something thing to try.

>>127315951
why are you trying to talk about things you know nothing about? see >>127315318

>Nobody is demanding you sell your shirts and reroll a NS set
nobody except you apparently since you pop up every single time someone mentions how useless ninja squid is

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>>127315318
>stop, fucking stop

What's wrong with Stealth Jump? It's op when used properly.

I get what you're saying about Ninja Suid being a "noob trap" though. That's actually quite an apt description.

I struggle to find use for it. With Swim Speed and/or flanking and ambushing, you don't need Ninja Squid. Swimming undetected is easy enough if you tilt the stick, and you can get away with sneaking around slowly instead of going full speed of trying to use that stick flicking technique.

I can feel the penalty even when I have stacked Swim Speeds. You can use Ninja Squid and something crazy like 2main9sub Swim, but that's your entire loadout dedicated to sluggish stealth swimming that's only as fast as about 1main3sub normally. At that point you just ask yourself what the hell am I doing this for?

>>127315951

If you use enough Swim Speed to match speed with your Seekers, you're actually invisible.

Seekers actually leave a trail that looks identical to the swimming ripples. You can hide inside them.

>>127316072
Because /ink/ loves to rave about how useless Ninja Squid is which remains wrong. Only because /ink/ never uses the thing based on surface value and not experience.
It does have a tiny, almost irrelevant function but everyone always acts as though I'm proposing everybody equip it in all fields.

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>>127316395
>which remains wrong

>>127316613
Yes, that's what I said.
By definition if something has a use it is not useless. This is a meagre, rarely touched upon, practically pointless use, but it's worked well for me so I'll stand by it.

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Hosting Squads again!

Any weapon/rank welcome.

NNID IAMUSORRY

>>127301830
Hackers being secretive about their ways again huhl? Afraid that if the word gets out their exploit will get patched.

>>127316795
How's your day been mate
Been impressive?

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>>127316714

You're arguing over semantics, you dope.

When people say that it's useless, they're not declaring that the ability is absolutely 100% useless in every possible situation. They're saying that it sucks, and it's barely worth using over other, better abilities.

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2 spots left.

Streaming us at twitch tv /IAMUSORRY

C-? join us. Can only use aerospray? Join us.

>>127317087
Not yet, it just started.

>>127317212
this

pedantic nerds who feel the need to not only elaborate on dumb hyper-specifics like this, but force their elaborations down everyone else's throat are unbearable

>>127312990
Opening Gambit good for two zone splat zones
opening gambit squid and two more kill squids push for the away zone, the other caps the home zone. Kill squad quick ambush the opponents gaining the special advantage

>>127313843
yeah right, and fat doesn't have any thumbs.

>>127317212
You're right; I'll be sure to avoid sharing unpopular opinions in future lest I'm exiled from /ink/ circles.
But I'll still profess Ninja Squid is underrated.

>>127317293
Are you upset because you can't write good?

Callie is love

>>127317745
No Callie a shit fuck you

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>>127317745

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>>127317823
I want to have Callie's hat.

>>127317618
it's overrated. overrated because you can't shut up about how good it is when someone uses the words "ninja" and "squid" within 200 posts of each other. it can't be underrated when every post talking about how useless it is is 100% accurate and realistic.

>>127317934

What ability would it have

>>127317998
No that's wrong because I've always used Ninja Squid and it's carried me to S+ 99 and I never die and it's the perfect ability and everything else shouldn't even exist.

Don't be retarded, all I've done so far is suggest a gimmicky set for use on a single map in Turf War that's proven enjoyable. But no, /ink/ can't have that because muh beloved Swim Speed and muh universal loadouts.

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>>127318052
Perfection

>>127318180
I want to pick Callie up by the waist and twirl her around

>>127317618
I like Ninja Squid.
It's wonderful in close range flanking battles where you're not exactly playing the slow tilt game.
And Ninja Squid.is one of the Japanese E-Liters most feared abilities.

Carbon Deco is only a very specific set that benefits because of Seekers to replicate stealth while being a fast 1HKO at close range which allowed it to supersede the other seeker weapons.

>>127318528
Well I've been saying that this whole time, but it's relieving I'm not the only one.

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>>127318446
How many tons can you lift?

>>127318798
How many tons is one Callie?

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What do you think she is playing?

>>127319241
Smash Bros, playing as herself

>>127319241

Animal Crossing New Leaf

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>>127318798
I'm more interested in how many tons Callie can lift

>>127319241
Splatoon and Rhythm heaven crossover game.

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>>127319241
What do you think she is watching?

>>127319449

Porn

>>127319449
an impressive webm

>>127319449
Callie's stream

>>127319449
An impressive pornographic webm

>>127319449
Newgrounds flashes

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Beware of dotless-Tim, he's an impostor.

>>127319753

Such an adorable Woomy.

Hairclip a best.

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>>127319753
>Tintentitan

>>127320435
Alternatively the Timtentitan.

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>>127320479

>>127320435
Woomy
マンメンミ
Tinten

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1 spot open in squad!

NNID IAMUSORRY

>discussions about lolis
>germans
Unteralterbach 2 confirmed

>>127321613
Lolis were discussed like four hours ago

>>127319387
Is that rhythm heaven game already out?

>>127321602
Sauce me nigger.

>>127321602
>kids show triggering my giantess fetish
What even

>>127321787
Squid Beatz

>>127322380
>You'll never accidentally pull down a giant woomy's spats

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>>127323478
>You'll never accidentally drop an inkstrike on a giant woomy's butt

>>127324135
shoulda beena killer wail

>>127322380
>>127323478
>>127324135
Worst fetish

>>127324135
Hot
Ducking and covering to escape bombs is my fetish

>>127319336
>tfw you will never talk about acnl with callie and visit each other's villages and show each other your favorite outfits
why live

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I want to tenderly kiss Marie's thick, juicy, throbbing tentacles

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>>127324473
They're certainly... none of those things

>>127321602
where's the stream senpai

>>127324473
>marie's tentacles
>thick
LOL

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>>127324579
>>127324659
they are thicker than her arms, I classify that as pretty thick
they obviously aren't grotesquely long though

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Why is Marie such a fat fucking piece of shit?

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>>127324473
>>127324659
Of course not; they'd need to be thin in order to be tied up like that.

Neo E-Liter 3K Scope
Burst Bomb
Bomb Rush

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>>127324757
Bullshit, she might be a morbid glutton but she takes care of herself

>>127324741
Not grotesquely long, just pathetically short.

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>>127324632
Done squadding, was hard finding enough players, might stream later.

>>127322281
Dofus: The Treasures of Kerubim

Marie is prudish and proud

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>>127324757
can't control her craving for snacks

>>127324883
WHERE ARE HER ORGANS

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>>127324901
If you measure then within their knots they come to about ordinary length. Callie just puts her to shame though.