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You know what? I'm okay with this
I've got a bit of game to add.
I've begun to take a liking to the Splattershot Pro; it's not a good weapon but it feels fun to use. Any ideas on how to make it work well?
She's already small in enough departments.
She might have smaller boobs in your headcanons, but she canonically has bigger tentacles and a bigger heart
Clearing the fault is with me that this never works.
Can someone help me not be such an inept retard?
OK ITS TIME TO ROLL SOME FUCKING GUNS
friendly reminder that this is happening in less than 12 hours
and that splatoon is the FIRST game being shown
Callie doesn't have small boobs, just smaller than Marie. It find it adds to the humble purity aspect somehow.
They're pretty ordinary sized once you unwrap them.
She would think you were play-fighting and giggle at your little punch as she wrestles you back
but she would crush you under her enormous strength and bodyweight differenceshe would think you're a really good actor with how convincingly you "pretend" to be in excruciating pain poor Callie doesn't know her own strength
Marie's are about regular Woomy sized if you measure them within her bun.
Meanwhile if you were to stretch out Callie's tentacles, they'd be longer than a real life Giant Squid.
ggs foot fellows... it's always nice to end on a win
enjoy your squid shekels as payment
Jokes on her, I'll go through with my resolution to become strong enough to spar with her. Not that there'd every be a reason to fight.
Bum_Nugglersquad open if anyone else wants to rock this dope rotation.
Here's an idea for something I've been throwing around for a little while, I'd like to stream it some time soon. Feel free to have a go at it too.
Any suggestions are welcome, I still can't think of a hard enough hard mode.
>Begin from C- with all weapons unlocked
>>I recommend making an alt and then backing up the save after you've hit Level 20 so you can easily do multiple runs; it takes ~200 good games of TW to hit 20
>No restrictions on clothing or abilities, since that would be kind of absurd and a pain to work with
>Upon losing a ranked match, the weapon in use cannot be used any more
>Continue to see how far in the ranks and levels you can get!
>Win 5 Regular Matches in a row to repair a weapon
>Win 5 Ranked Matches in a row to repair a weapon
HARD MODE (tentative)
>Only starter gear, no extra slots or rolls
Too bad Callie has already lay claim to them
Callie just wants an affectionate kiss, but the tentacles have other plans.
Well none of them are especially passionate.
I was at a Christmas party with a tablecloth you were supposed to draw on and I made a shitty doodle so I thought I'd post it here I guess
No, but you gotta make do with what there is.
You people are the reason we can't have nice things
Marie is not for sexual.
Marie is pure in her own right.
Being a decent player (earning 1300 points per match of TW), it would take 189 wins to get to level 20, which done straight would be a little under 5 hours. Not so bad, really.
This is mine. I love to imagine she's a honey behind the scenes.
But anon, that's what makes her so great
Does that dataminer ever dig up the alternative banter for EU Splatfests? Or do they only do it for the US ones?
it's sent to the console at the same time the results are, so they can only mine the ones in their region
bit surprised they haven't enlisted help from a euro to get their results
Still found time to show her true colors, she straight up says the thing the Japanese only joked about
>3/4 of enemy team so concerned with maintaining le epin spawn camp they give me the tower on a silver platter all the way to the 36 mark
Why isn't splatoon.ink working anymore? It has been stuff saying this for a few days..
So which weapon type is most like a shotgun now? I haven't played since the first splatfest
With this Splatfest being just after Christmas, and kids generally wanting money more than fitness, it made perfect sense that Callie had this in the bag.
I ended up with +35 by the end of it.
>Calliefags get fit to bully Mariefags
It all makes sense now
Votes were 44% to 56%.
Wins were 53% to 47%.
Total was 362 to 338 after the multiplier.
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SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY SPLATOON.INK DOESNT WORK
>Well the only reason people like lolis are that they're children with allusions to adults.
what does this mean. no?
Like why is it doing this? It has been stuck at these stages since like 3 days ago, and it says like 17 hours till rotaion, wtf.
What the fuck is the point of the Squiffer having lower charge time than the other Chargers when with a little bit of Damage Up they still kill faster than it does, at a longer range? It almost doesn't even benefit from Damage Up either.
Seems like you're best off just using Bamboozler if you want something aggressive.
Yeah keep using that word chief.
I am GOING to be good with the Bamboozler! I WILL be good with it!
At least 1 Run Speed+ main always (even Hydra, it's painfully slow without).
Heavy is the most flexible, Mini plays like Tentatek, Zink Mini is a monster in TC/RM.
Hydra is really hard to justify using over Heavy, but it's sorta useful when facing bad players.
Chargers (other than Bamboozler) don't have damage cap so DMG+ reduces charge% needed for 1-shot damage.
Splat Charger with 2-3 DMG+ is actually a good alternative to Squiffer, charging as fast/faster.
That's pretty bad damage control. Just admit you don't know what a loli is.
Here is a typical lolicon fantasy
bamboozler has legit applications. charger+splash wall is a ridiculous combo, it's much more aggressive and able to push with the team than a splatterscope in most cases.
now if you said the squiffer, that one is totally useless.
you're the one I used to idolize
I knew it wasn't right
addicted to this high
i saw your picture hangin' on the back of my door
won't give you my heart
no one lives there anymore
and we were lovers
now we can't be friends
here we go again
cause it's cold outside, when you coming home
cause it's hot inside, isn't that enough
if marie was real she'd laugh and then beat you up for making these gay-ass posts
Callie is a strong, adult woman whose butthole is for protecting, not doing.
What the fuck are you talking about
So I've been trying Opening Gambit recently.
With stacked Swim and Run Speeds, it seems to do its job. With just two mains of Swim, it feels like I've got my full Swim Speed set on.
I guess it's helpful in Rainmaker. I can reach the objective first, then quickly pop the shield as the enemy team arrives. Seems worth it. Good for huge mobility boosts without using up all 12 ability slots.
I just wish we knew more about the ability. How strong are the boosts? How do they stack with Run and Swim Speed? Can you exceed max for each ability?
It seems like I should be able to stack loads of Swim Speed to capitalize on the early start, but it doesn't seem to work that way. I've tried comparing it in recon, but the difference is hard to discern.
Has anyone else tried it? What did you think?
>Turf War Towers using a Carbon with Seekers and Ninja Squid
I've never seen such paranoid Chargers. This is amazing.
you ever notice how big the squid is compared to the kid?
You're not using pro tactics; you need to evolve your playstyle.
Throw a seeker up the ramps of towers, and swim after it. While everybody is getting out of the way, you've just swam straight past them unnoticed. And now you're scooting about with a Carbon, and your team is jumping after you. Works every time.
> Main E-Litre
> Remember seeing one a while ago that had Ninja Squid
> Tried to ambush, but was noticed
> He disappeared into his ink, then teleported around while throwing Burst Bombs at me
> Decide to try it
> E-Litre, lots of Damage Up, Ninja Squid, no Swim Speed
> oh my god im so fucking slow what the hell is this
> try to swim
> can't swim
> can only crawl
> feel like ive been hit by a disruptor
> all the time
> how the fuck do people do this
what the fuck are you talking about? i already got everything you said. pro tactics, evolve my playstyle? what made you go on and say that?
this is what i was saying. i don't even find swim speed that useful though.
interesting. i will try it out tomorrow. sounds good on paper. never been a fan of ninja squid though, honestly - most people don't notice you swimming in ink anyway (unless they're crazy jap e-liters that notice everything even in the midst of battle/aiming)
it's not a DIRECT downgrade, no, but it's a tradeoff i don't really find worth it. i've been using carbon as my main ever since it came out and - for me - fast is better, even if you can be seen a little bit when approaching.
might be nice on moray towers though where the e-liters more often than not see you coming - there's only one main route to them, to the standard spot (unless they let you flank them directly from behind)
maybe you should stop posting your awful opinions then. ninja squid isn't "niche", it's a noob trap and literally the opposite of a good ability. I play deco all the time, even at S+ nobody shoots at the seeker trail mid-transit.
>recommending stealth jump
stop, fucking stop
It's a set I only use on Turf War Towers; and exclusively with the Carbon Deco. Ninja Squid admittedly has few uses elsewhere. But when you're able to turn the most despised map in the game into your personal playground, it's completely worth it.
every ability has its uses, i.e. there are certain situations where it can be very useful. i personally don't like it but it's not objectively a "bad ability" just because it's not as universally viable/helpful as, say, ink saver main.
damage up isn't universally useful either, but if you're a charger or using burst bombs, it is. those sorts of situations are that ability's "niche"/specific use.
and stealth jump is good for spamming the tower. especially with quick super jump. you know, if you're planning just to go in & die. at least it's fun.
turf war towers IS shit and still despised though because of the lack of the additional stage elements which make the map not TOTALLY crap, especially when playing against e-liters.
i'll try it out though. makes it seem like more fun. but yeah, niche usage. haven't experimented with the deco much which i still want to do in general.
i think he forgot about the "having fun" part.
still, i'm sure it has SOME use in ranked. just not worth sacrificing another, better main ability for though.
Are you averse to reading?
Used in tandem with Seekers it's legitimately effective on Turf War Towers and Turf War Towers only.
Teleporting behind a Charger and insta-killing them is a very satisfying, fun thing to do.
why are you trying to talk about things you know nothing about? see >>127315318
>Nobody is demanding you sell your shirts and reroll a NS set
nobody except you apparently since you pop up every single time someone mentions how useless ninja squid is
>stop, fucking stop
What's wrong with Stealth Jump? It's op when used properly.
I get what you're saying about Ninja Suid being a "noob trap" though. That's actually quite an apt description.
I struggle to find use for it. With Swim Speed and/or flanking and ambushing, you don't need Ninja Squid. Swimming undetected is easy enough if you tilt the stick, and you can get away with sneaking around slowly instead of going full speed of trying to use that stick flicking technique.
I can feel the penalty even when I have stacked Swim Speeds. You can use Ninja Squid and something crazy like 2main9sub Swim, but that's your entire loadout dedicated to sluggish stealth swimming that's only as fast as about 1main3sub normally. At that point you just ask yourself what the hell am I doing this for?
If you use enough Swim Speed to match speed with your Seekers, you're actually invisible.
Seekers actually leave a trail that looks identical to the swimming ripples. You can hide inside them.
Because /ink/ loves to rave about how useless Ninja Squid is which remains wrong. Only because /ink/ never uses the thing based on surface value and not experience.
It does have a tiny, almost irrelevant function but everyone always acts as though I'm proposing everybody equip it in all fields.
Yes, that's what I said.
By definition if something has a use it is not useless. This is a meagre, rarely touched upon, practically pointless use, but it's worked well for me so I'll stand by it.
Hosting Squads again!
Any weapon/rank welcome.
You're arguing over semantics, you dope.
When people say that it's useless, they're not declaring that the ability is absolutely 100% useless in every possible situation. They're saying that it sucks, and it's barely worth using over other, better abilities.
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Opening Gambit good for two zone splat zones
opening gambit squid and two more kill squids push for the away zone, the other caps the home zone. Kill squad quick ambush the opponents gaining the special advantage
it's overrated. overrated because you can't shut up about how good it is when someone uses the words "ninja" and "squid" within 200 posts of each other. it can't be underrated when every post talking about how useless it is is 100% accurate and realistic.
No that's wrong because I've always used Ninja Squid and it's carried me to S+ 99 and I never die and it's the perfect ability and everything else shouldn't even exist.
Don't be retarded, all I've done so far is suggest a gimmicky set for use on a single map in Turf War that's proven enjoyable. But no, /ink/ can't have that because muh beloved Swim Speed and muh universal loadouts.
I like Ninja Squid.
It's wonderful in close range flanking battles where you're not exactly playing the slow tilt game.
And Ninja Squid.is one of the Japanese E-Liters most feared abilities.
Carbon Deco is only a very specific set that benefits because of Seekers to replicate stealth while being a fast 1HKO at close range which allowed it to supersede the other seeker weapons.
I'm more interested in how many tons Callie can lift
>You'll never accidentally drop an inkstrike on a giant woomy's butt
I want to tenderly kiss Marie's thick, juicy, throbbing
They're certainly... none of those things
they are thicker than her arms, I classify that as pretty thick
they obviously aren't grotesquely long though
Why is Marie such a fat fucking piece of shit?
Of course not; they'd need to be thin in order to be tied up like that.
Bullshit, she might be a morbid glutton but she takes care of herself
Done squadding, was hard finding enough players, might stream later.
Dofus: The Treasures of Kerubim
can't control her craving for snacks
If you measure then within their knots they come to about ordinary length. Callie just puts her to shame though.
Marie is a hedonist and lives for pleasure
Why do you think she's so irritable? Updos doesn't work well when your hair is made of flesh.
The price of fashion is dire amongst squids.
At least Callie has the common sense to stick with a standard loop; and she has to tie hers up or else they'd drag on the ground
yeah, swim is good on all of those. consider adding some special saver too, none of those weapons need much in terms of skills but jr/sloshdeco rely on their specials a bit more.
What is it with Tumblr's stark inability to draw noses.
There was a discussion about the enemies in the singleplayer for Splatoon 2 (assuming such a game is ever made).
Did anyone ever consider it would be oil spill birds? It keeps the paint/ink theme, is something more threatening than octopi (as they eat marine life) and would make them look spoopy, given they'd be all black and dripping.
A pelican would have some good boss mechanics too
Being Nintendo's first major original success in years, it's very safe to expect a sequel or spinoff of some sort.
I was thinking Nautilus, since apart from Cuttlefish they're the only other Cephalopod that shoot ink.
birds with some sort of oil spill motif would keep the 'folly of man' post-apocalypse theme too.
it would also let
Octolings be playable as they unite against the larger threat
Playable Octolings would have to be DLC of sorts, like an Amiibo perhaps. It would just seem wrong if up to half the fighters in Squidland are their sworn enemies. Gotta keep the numbers down that way.
I know, right? Who would ever want to play as those disgusting animals?
i'd say saver is generally more useful than the other two. with kraken and bubbler you want to save them for when you can score 2/3 kills or get/keep the lead instead of popping them right away or wasting them to win a 1v1. saver also helps when you get sniped/rollered/instakilled in some other way that doesn't let you use your special when you have it almost/fully charged.
charge has merits but unless you're playing something that both can't ink a lot of turf and likes to play more defensively it makes less of a difference than saver. don't bother with duration, the effects are pitiful.
i'd save special charge for players who like to use their special as soon as they get it, for less decisive stuff like killer wail/echolocator if you have slots left over. saver is more suited for stuff that can easily make or break a game when timed right, like kraken or bubbler. inkzooka and bomb rush are kind of in the middle.
but there's an obsession with octolings man
>WHEN ARE OCTOLINGS GONNA BE PLAYABLE
>DOES THIS MEAN NO OCTOLINGS
>OCTOLINGS NEVER GUYS
it's a simple option with little to no canonical sense that's developed a cult following.
octomemers also like to ignore this developer interview when asking for their meme creatures to be playable (replace hairstyles with octolings)
I'm certain Octolings are slightly more sought after than pants.
Even though I'd personally prefer a choice of different pants.
Fuck off Octolings, you'll be exterminated anyhow
Post cute Inklings
She loves you too! She loves everyone! Except Octolings!
That argument held merit around release time but Woomy has rocketed to iconic status since then. At the very least, I expect "hair"styles to be in for Spla2n.
Even if it isn't Woomy will remain here with us.
I want to cum in Marie's tentacles so she has to feel the gooey treacle leaking through her bun as she undoes it.
Unless they do the unthinkable and, ugh, give them English lines.
No anon, she's lovely. Salt of the earth.
It could very well be a thing in Splatoon the way US bantz are going.but officially not likely anymore than the sound effect we already have.
That's as likely to happen as The Sims not speaking Simlish we might actually move to a more fleshed out inklish language instead.
little annie thunderthighs has a monopoly on thick
Don't call your fat fetish shit "thick".
It's a heavy disgrace to people who enjoy actually good body types.
I'VE LOST 6 GAMES IN A ROW BECAUSE THEY'RE APPARENTLY FUCKING AFRAID OF THE RAINMAKER AND WHEN I HAVE TO EVENTUALLY PICK IT UP THEY'RE EITHER AT OUR SPAWN OR FIVE FUCKING MILES AHEAD WAITING FOR ME TO GET THROUGH THE ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM BY MYSELF