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hi there
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>>127238926
Wake the fuck up
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>team fit

It's a miracle
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Callie is very pretty!
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TEAM FITNESS MOST WINS
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>>127238926
She's such a winner
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Needs more Brush
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somebody upload the bants
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>This will be my last Splatfest
My heart is beating out of my chest. What is going on. And who won?
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nth for Callie and Marie are both good and for the sake of healing the scar between their fanbases should have inky, incestuous sex together
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>>127238926
>+25.0 at the end of the splatfest
>Literally only lost to ditto games
God fucking damn it, well played Fitfags.
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>>127239226
>this will be my last
why is that, anon?
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>>127239226
>this will be my last splatfest
you ok anon?
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>>127239230
They should only have sex if they love each other
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CALLIE STRONK YET AGAIN
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>>127239230
No, it's the unquenchable rivalry that keeps this game heated. The sex will remain behind the scenes.
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>>127239226
are you dying anon ;_;?
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>>127239226
>This will be my last Splatfest
You alright, son?
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Sgo if you're here, relocate to the quad.
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>>127239381
>peer in through the glass window one day
>Callie and Marie are there, but their bodies are under a sheet and their chairs seem closer than usual
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>>127239290
>>127239316
>>127239384
>>127239436
Alive for the moment.
But can't bring consoles to College...
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>>127239335
>Marie's Maries
They truly are glorious
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>>127239542
What quad and why no one's posting the status?
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>>127239574
>can't bring consoles to college
what shitty ass college are you going to
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>>127239574
oh fuck you

im glad you are ok
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>>127239651
Maybe his parents won't let him. I've got a friend that wouldn't let him take his car
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>>127239620
Somebody could make a joke about boobjobs being affordable thanks to reliance on wealth, but Marie is a natural girl
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>>127239646
fat's quad
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>>127239651
It could be that he doesn't want people to fuck up his consoles when he doesn't know them yet. I only brought my DS my first year because I wasn't aquainted with my roommate. Eventually the next year, I did bring them
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>>127239790
Nah mate, they only natural thing about Marie is her bitchiness
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Does anybody have a screenshot of the banter or the results screen?
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>>127239651
There's just no television in my room, so it wouldn't see much use.
>>127239814 This is a good reason not to regardless though.

>>127239765
I get to keep the car however.
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>>127239790
She's a gifted girl.
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BEST GIRL
BEST GIRL
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>too lazy to open up the game
>no one posting the result screen for Splatfest
Help.
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>>127239961
Thanks random Twitter
I couldn't have predicted these results any more closely.
Personal gain triumphs over material gain.
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>>127240170
>Form
>Fortune
It sounds better when you put it that way.
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>>127240170
>Ayo
Ayylmao
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>>127240169
Bribe and corrupt
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>>127240328
Reminder this is the kind of person Marie is.
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>>127240170
Oh that's a relief.
This was the first Splatfest where I went out of my way to seal as many wins as possible, because I found the topic to be such a dilemma between commitment or greed. Ended up with enough points to reach Queen twice; and it paid off.
Fitting that it's my last, unless the sequel is still strong after three years.
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>>127240664
Good work my brother
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>>127240328
Marie just didn't have the coin to bribe that cat.
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>>127240328
Aww, she even said please.
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>>127240837
This time.
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>>127239335
incest
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>idol fags

SHUT THE FUCK UP POST THE BEST SQUID you
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>>127241042
Sweet, sweet, entirely legal incest
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>>127241049
judd best squid
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>>127241049
But my squid is a dirty, slutty, violent piece of shit?
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Aw, the Squid Sisters are so cute!
But wait, what's wrong with Judd...
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>>127241049
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>>127241049
Sex with you!
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>>127241217
better then those two sluts who probably suck their producer's dicks
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>>127241119
Naked hugs are NOT incest
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>>127241009
Perhaps next time?
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>>127241415
Oh it most definitely is.
Nothing wrong with that, of course.
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>>127241287
>no scarf headgear

Spla2n better fix this shit.
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How fast can we kill the image limit this time?
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This is my last game Fat squad need to train. I did say I was going to Get Fit
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>13 posts with images in a row
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>>127241587
Berry
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>>127241404
I guarantee they don't.
Not only are squid teeth way too irregular and sharp, not only do they have some of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom, but also their tongues are covered in tiny barbs used to further break up their food.
A blowjob would literally be a dick in a blender.

Furthermore Squids can only breed once due to the mortality rate involved, so general sex is additionally impossible.
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>missed the splatfest thinking it was saturday to sunday like usual
WHAT THE FUCK
jesus christ.
can I at least have some screenshots of blue callie and yellow marie
Man I'm pissed
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>>127241709
>implying they do it for procreation or blow jobs
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>>127241709
>implying they arent mostly human like and dont breed or eat like squids
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>>127241709
>their tongues are covered in tiny barbs used to further break up their food.
Of course they evolved that away. They have access to culinary foods, and have no need for such barbs anymore.
>Furthermore Squids can only breed once due to the mortality rate involved
Plain and simply incorrect. Sex does not kill squids, they simply procreate at the very near end of their lives. Damn procrastinators if you ask me.
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>>127241810
Squids don't have vaginas. The male must impale the female with his dick if they're to get anywhere.
That doesn't leave many options for sex outside of butt fun and hand action. And tentacles of course.
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>>127241709
Inklings are an evolved species, so that sex stuff may not even apply to them.
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>only non S+ lvl 50 jap
this is going to be fun
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>>127241956
I think you think too hard on this

its like saying catboys have barbed penises

the creators are japanese, they're bound to keep the way they live human

hell their squid form is mostly ink to pass through grates and stuff
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>>127241994
Probably; but I find it doubtful a dedicated species would evolve to allow internal reproduction, dick to womb, as opposed to its previous external reproduction, eggs and stuff.
Then again they did become comprised entirely out of ink somehow, so who the fuck knows.
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>>127242041
It wasn't fun
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So hey, how about those cute, wonderful, not-for-sexual squids then, eh?
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>>127241764
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>>127242369
I wanna talk more about the biology of Inklings.
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does anybody wanna squad in like 20-30 minutes?

add me in advance i suppose

id: dezly-chan
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>>127242374
Don'tcha just want to super jump up there and dance beside her?
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>>127242470
Sure, I guess. Already got you added.
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>>127242369
YEAH
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>>127242374
You don't use your snails..?
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>>127242460
feel free to do so
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>>127242653
I wonder if they'd actually treat Agent 3 differently once the crisis was over, maybe become friends.
Spla2n, take notes.
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>>127242805
>Simple and predatory
Was this written by an Octoling?
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Bubble Control

Never seen so much SDU

gg Fat squad
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>>127242197
>sea levels rise
>rather than life continuing on as normal for the sea creatures they all for some reason evolved into human-sea creature hyrids and came ashore instead of just continuing on as they were

Definitely overthinking things, their evolution is just Japanese humanization magic.
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>>127242913
its propaganda so probably

you DO find it in their turf
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>>127242913
Yes.
However it makes sense; Octopus are typically seen as the smarter species, with a few exceptions of ridiculously intelligent types of super squid. Squids remain the apex predator though.
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>>127241636
People were backed up.
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>>127242925
Blasters in full force today. GGs
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>>127242508
OF COURSE

>>127242804
I've never re-rolled anything. I seems to do fine. I probably should but I find it difficult to work out what would be best.
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Nothing to see here, just a perfectly normal inkling.
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>>127243151
What about unlocking new slots for gear? That's all I've done and I've got a few triples that way.
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Bäääm!
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>>127243258
She has good taste in guns though.

>>127243317
>Vital vs Kapital
>Aioli and Limone
That's pretty awesome.
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>>127243258
I detect no foul play here
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>>127242960
Obviously they evolved to get the fuck away from whatever is in the ocean. See you in Splatoon 2.
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>>127243317
>Vital
>Kapital

>Forme
>Fortune

Waaaay better than Fit Vs Rich.
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>>127243317
Kein Plan wer du bist, aber ich hoffe du warst auf Marie's (fick die deutschen Namen) Seite, ansonsten bist' ne Bummsfrikadelle
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>>127243665
Sharks? I bet it's sharks.
Except Squids are known to attack sharks so scratch that.
Maybe Killer Whales then.
No, it's Poseidon. Definitely Poseidon.
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>>127243665
So much so that they forgot how to swim.
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>>127243763
>No plan who you are , but I hope you were on Marie 's ( fuck the German name ) page , otherwise are ' ne Bumm meatball
Google Translate you crazy.
I'm definitely going to learn German some time.
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>>127243665
>>127242960
>>127243835
CREATURES OF THE ABYSS
MEGALODONS, PLESIOSAURS, ANCIENT WHALES.
THE INKLING SOCIETY FACES DESTRUCTION AS THESE CREATURES FINALLY EVOLVE
INKLINGS AND OCTOLINGS MUST BAND TOGETHER TO FIGHT FOR WHAT'S LEFT OF THEIR HOMES
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>>127242805
>>127242913
an octarian at least.
merely wrote the truth
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>>127243835
It's Ursula
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>>127242547
>>127242470
squad up
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>>127243835
Only if the sharks get peckish and steal snacks. Then they're FUCKED.
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>>127244197
be there in a sec,gotta sit throughj the new weapon and map updates by the sisters
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She's still #1 in my heart.
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So how many fit Callie images did we get from this little adventure? I only counted three or four.
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>>127244548
She's #1 in her own heart too
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>>127244827
woah nice
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>>127244827
Complements herself in the mirror
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Sorry my performance wasn't great in this first game, I haven't played in 8 days so I'm kinda rusty
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marie a shit to be honest
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>>127245046
while callie complements her as well
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>>127245046
You can't complement yourself dumbass
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>>127245173
Who wouldn't?
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>>127244827
>>127245046
how come all the artists good at drawing porn have shit taste
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>>127245072
not your squad but holy shit, why do people need to always justify themselves when they suck.

It just triggers me, only discord fags give a shit about your skill.
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>>127245376
No one can complement Marie, because basically anyone standing next to her makes her seem worse in comparison.
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>>127245604
No, Callie just loves her precious sister with all her heart.
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Remember when people said fit was a bad choice?
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>>127245818
I'm afraid it's the same for Callie.
Well, I suppose she complements Marie. They are the Squid SISTERS, after all. It wouldn't be so without both of them.
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Hosting squads again!

Any weapon/rank welcome.

NNID IAMUSORRY
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>>127246068
stream it
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>play charger
>enemy is full inkzookas
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>>127246068
>In a squad right now so you can't join your bro SORRY
FUCK
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>>127245951
Yin and Yang anon; neither would shine without the other.
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>>127246213
I stream all our squads.

twitch tv/IAMUSORRY
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>>127246364
callie would shine quite well on her own
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>>127246068
can join after this, gimme a sec
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>>127246475
Marie would shine Callie can only reflect
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Why the fuck are all eliters cancerous shitheads?
Every single fucking time I play against of these shitters they always squidbag or taunt after they get me from across the map or get one of their laggy shots that clearly doesn't hit me but still kills.

When the fuck is Nintendo gonna nerf this shitty weapon so I can see all the salt from every asshole that uses this shitty crutch weapon.
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>>127246475
Firefly Squids generate bioluminescent light.
Bigfin Reed Squids reflect light.
They only serve to amplify each other.
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>>127246781

Spla2n
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>>127246594
>>127246068
>full
ok then
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>>127246858
That's just their names though
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>>127246781
How would you balance it?
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Well, I'm 2 for 2 on splatfests. Pleases me that those money hungry whores got BTFO
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>>127246713
>>127246858
>Callie is the moon
>Marie is the sun

it bothers me how backwards this is
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>>127246962
Literally, metaphorically; whatever. Point remains that two Callie's would be boring and two Marie's would be hell. They're perfect for each other.
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>>127247060
>>127246781
not him but remove the hitmarker
if youre laggy enough, all you have to do is wait for the hitmarker to show up and its a guaranteed kill every time. i dont get why having a free mini-echolocator on a ranged weapon that can one shot is okay.
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>>127247240
I would love two Callies to tell the news instead
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>>127247060
By not being predictable with your movements.
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>>127247240
>Two Maries

The world couldn't handle that much venom
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>>127247060
Remove it from the game.

Or make it so that Damage Up doesn't affect the charge to kill time of chargers.
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>>127247240
>two Callie's would be boring
no, that would be two Maries
Two Callies would be cringeworthy
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>>127247327
I'm sure their perpetual sweet nothings and dire lack of complication would never grow old.
Unless we're talking Callie and lil Callie, because that would be adorable.
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>>127247278
taking off the hit marker would just give people more excuses to tell themselves that they don't suck.
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>>127247128
At least that sun/moon connection isn't as ass backwards as Gold Rathian and Silver Rathalos.
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>>127247060
make the e-liter steadily drain ink while holding onto a full charge. in fact just do this for all chargers, but make the e-liter drain the fastest.

>>127247605
monhun sucks
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>NERF ELITER
let me guess, aerospray?
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>>127247701
Why not just make it drain ink faster. Splattershot Pro fast.
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>>127247701
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>>127247535
Anon, neither of them are complicated.
They're shallow ideas of "stupid" and "bitch" meant to make you laugh.
In any case, if they complemented each other, I'm sure more people would like both of them instead of loving one and hating the other.
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>>127247701
every minigun other than zink would literally be empty after charging and firing the entire barrage.
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>scarth has a private lobby up
>guess the password
>as soon as i join they all leave
jej
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>>127247403

Remove Damage up and Defence up the damage the weapons do by themselves is reasonable those 2 abilities mess up everything especially when stacked
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>>127247875
then while we're at it just separate splatlings from chargers entirely in classification and take away the restriction that they can't charge while jumping.
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>>127247701
You suck.
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>>127247567
90% of how you aim with the damn thing is waiting for the hitmarker to show up
take that away from people and all of a sudden nobody can land a shot to save their life
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>>127247795
I love Aerospray, never had a real problem with E-Liters except for ONE time on old Urchin Underpass.

Now the only annoyance is charger shots going straight through the tower pillar which is only a mild annoyance to the constant fireworks of Luna Blasters.
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>>127248016
I don't main charger but I play it sometimes and I never go by hitmarker. Doesn't stop me from hitting retarded shots without even needing to hold a full charge, honestly I don't think you can really balance chargers until you make dmg up completely unable to affect them. while we're at it just remove damage and defense up entirely, they're both cancer.
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>>127247848
I'm not saying they're complex, the quips and banter are themselves 'complications'. In other words, conversings that make them interesting. Saying nice and sweet and harmless things over and over isn't interesting. That's why a Callie duo would be boring.
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>>127248016
The only ones who can still use it would be the laser hiders who get flick splats.
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>>127248141
except their not when you deal with bullshit weapons like blasters and gals
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>used heavy splatling so much that i forgot how to use the mini
how do i use these things? all i know is they're good for aggression and are sanic fast with a ton of run speed
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>>127248281

Weapons which both stack or at least use Damage up
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the year is 2016 and people still dont know how to deal with chargers
Chargers dont need to be nerfed, you just need to stop playing like an idiot
Either that, or blame nintendo for laggy servers like the little children you are
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>>127247535
>I'm sure their perpetual sweet nothings and dire lack of complication would never grow old.
This but unironically
You might get sick of it but I could definitely hear them read the news forever
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>>127248443
remove burst bombs from eliter the complaints will lower drastically
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>>127248217
flick shitting is the only skill that I will respectfully hate.

your a motherfucker for not showing that lazer, but I can't reject that skill
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>>127248443

-Charger
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>>127248443
Literally everyone knows how to deal with chargers you god damn retard.
It's fucking eliter with it's across the map range and burst bombs that's bullshit to deal with.
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>>127248509
But then how would you prefer one over the other? How would you discern them in their parallel personalities? How would you ladle one with the positive Splatfest options and the other the negative? How would we make ongoing jokes and headcanons about one being spunky and energetic and the other being lazy and profuse? Where's the enjoyment? Where's the alternative bitch that solves everything?
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>>127248443
There are just so many places to hide from/bait out their shots it's funny.
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>>127248443
>ignore them
>dead instantly no matter where you are because every map has to have a charger spot where its the trail of tears to get remotely near them
>finally get close to them
>2 damage up-burst bombs or a kraken seals your fate

this is balance
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>>127248787
>prefer one over the other
Why?
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>>127248787
Well ok not literally 2 Callies then, someone like her though
Marie definitely needs some work though like not being a total bitch
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>>127248865
>2 damage up-burst bombs or a kraken seals your fate
>Knowing E-Liters have burst bombs/kraken and still letting them get the jump on you.
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>>127248865
It isn't, never let the retards that try justifying their crutch tell you otherwise.

any charger that camps from a relatively safe spot without seeing any real action will always be a bitchboi.
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FUCK CALLIE
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>>127249023
Nah, I can't stand Marie but I love her for what she is; an antagonist. Everything she does only serves to make Callie look tougher and more patient and more thick skinned. She might be an utter bitch, but she serves a very necessary function.
We're back to talking about the importance of contrast, but it's an undeniably powerful thing.
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>>127248787
i wouldn't have to prefer one over the other
i would just like both of them
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>>127249146
>get the jump on you
Trying to take care of them from close range isn't letting them get the jump on you.
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>>127249353
People already do that.
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>>127249353
Blasphemy!
There must be a victor
Someone must lose
Otherwise there would be no drama
And the general would die with nothing to fight for.
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>>127249272
>I can't stand Marie but I love her for what she is; an antagonist
ok man you just keep doing your own thing
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>>127249206
She'd take 5 dicks at once and still be smiling. What a slut
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>>127249169
Then whats the problem here?
Dont be in the line of sight
Dont attack enemies when youre out in the open
If theyre little bitchbois then they wont do anything to even get you
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>>127249537
And you keep thinking they're cardboard cutouts; riveting.
I'll keep treating these characters as characters.
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>>127249272
this literaturefag is the ultimate antagonist.

taking shots at marie while being leddity, go back to college and earn your english diploma
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>>127249669
anon, they are cardboard cutouts
it's a children's game
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>squid teeth

I didn't know I wanted this.
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i love callie!
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any squads
anyone want to squad
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>>127249675
Oh I'm sorry, is thinking hard not allowed anymore? Did you just want to look at the pretty girls? Don't let me get in your way then.

>>127249710
Look at the amount of attention to detail in this game, and design, and planning, and effort. They're far from just half-arsed filler set to read updates. There's a very good reason why they've proven so popular.
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>>127250047
Get over here
>>127246441
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Starting a squad

NNID: tiabutt
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>>127250078
it's not like "attention to detail" is a hidden thing that you have to guess on its existence.
there is clearly little attention to detail in the squid sister's personality because their personalities are shallower than a puddle.
i won't call it half-assed, because their character designs are very well done and they do their job: being entertaining.
but to say they're deep characters is just plain wrong, and to try to analyze them to the level you've done is just a waste of time.
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>>127249656
Partially, this.
Take the Octosniper training into overdrive.
When it comes to close range it's ambush time, just being in their vicinity puts them on edge, they want you to get splatted quickly so they can go back to feeling comfy holding down the fort from afar. The longer you're alive the worse it is for them.
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are scoped chargers worth it?
Seem I get killed by the scope more often than I get saved by its range.
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>tfw actually wanted to get fit
>got all kind of cookie n shit leftover from christmas and new years
fug
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>>127250497
Diet is much less important than exercise.
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>>127250456
Scoped or not I can't hit anything the size of an inkling reliably.
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>>127250394
For a "literaturefag", he's not doing too well in the literature part. There's no way Marie can be an antagonist because that would imply that Callie is a protagonist. That's the whole role of the antagonist. To oppose the protag. She hasn't even done any protagonistic stuff other than being sunny and entertaining.
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>>127249710
"They're 3D Models not cardboard cutouts anon"

~ Onision
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>tfw no summer squids
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What's this whole protagonist-antagonist nonsense?
It's literally just http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BokeAndTsukkomiRoutine
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>>127249656
>Dont be in the line of sight
It's not hard to move your shot in quickly from far away, and twitching while hovering near your target is easy as hell.
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>>127250936
i really wouldn't say that
it's not like every line they have is marie insulting callie for saying dumb shit
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>>127250697
what are ridleyfags?
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>>127250882
>tfw school and no summer in sight
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>>127250394
I'm not saying their deep. I've never said their deep. All I've said is they serve a function, and that what character they have makes them very interesting. That's precisely what makes people obsess over them; Callie being nice and Marie being nasty might not be much in the broad scheme, but you've seen how much their guise has expanded from their banter alone. All of their tastes and preferences and hobbies and niches all boiled down from just a few words exchanged during a news break. It might be all they have, but it's still understandably fun to discuss and compare them.
And if I analyze a character in depth, even if said character has very little depth, that's just because it's something I love to do. You don't have to read it. Meanwhile I'll keep hoping they're expanded upon in a sequel; some more backstory perhaps.

>>127250697
My poor choice of wording at fault. Marie is antagonistic, not THE antagonist. That would be agreeably retarded.
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>>127250936
This. Even if you haven't heard of that particular thing, you'd have to be mad to take it as anything more than standard two-man comedy patter.
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>>127251051
how new
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>>127250975
Its not like they have the Bamboozler's fire rate. Unless they have you pinned down on a grate with a deadzone below you can bait out their shot before moving.
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>>127249656
weapons are balanced by their inability to function at certain ranges or in certain situations. chargers, specifically eliters, are an exception to this because they have every possible situation covered with the weapon-sub-special combo provided. even the octoshot fails to perform at extremely close ranges or in enemy ink because it has no means of quickly inking your feet, but for some reason its balanced to have snipers be free of this problem.
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>>127250697
obviously since these characters are so incredibly deep, callie actually the hero who is struggling with herself to confront/save marie a misguided villain about her selfserving hedonistic ways but can't due to her over-bubbly personality which masks her true nature making people assume that sees a shallow ditz
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>>127251229
Well that's just ridiculous, don't start that.
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>>127251051
Remember when there were a bunch of people on /v/ and a bunchcha other websites who really REALLY wanted ridley in Sm4sh? And then when Sakurai put him in as a stage boss, people started calling him Hakurai and tried to rig the smash ballot to try and get him in again? Those people are ridleyfags.
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>>127251172
yeah sorry to give a shit about smash
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>>127250712
keep that gay fucking youtuber out of here
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Who /rich/ here?
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>>127251475
>Final push for 50
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>>127251475
>sub 5 mil
>rich
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>>127251216
E-Liters already have their weakness.
Covering turf.
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>I get team mates back
>he ditches me all the time
Fuck this jap traitor
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>>127251576
levels are the worse than letter rankings. levels should work the same as rank, if your bad you don't deserve to be a certain.
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>>127251475
That shirt is the best in the game. Too bad it has a shit ability
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>Lv50Virgin

I swear i've seen this name here before, which one of you is this
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>>127251475
Suddenly everyone /fit/
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>>127252007
Me
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>>127251947
Yes, fuck those people that want to be certains.
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>>127251889
that's not really a weakness when every other gun in the entire game has that Covered
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>>127251974
Doesn't that shirt have Special Saver, or am I thinking of a similar one?
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>>127251475
Not you.
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>>127251947
They should just do better record keeping. Splatnet but more in-depth.
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>>127252129
Yes, that's exactly what it has. Special saver a shit
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>>127251889
burst bombs and the thousand mile shot cover turf pretty well imo
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>>127251129
Their parents were killed by octopus so they grew up with their grandpa, calling it
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>>127252109
Well of course, teamwork is supposed to cover weaknesses. It doesn't make it not a weakness of the E-Liter.
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>>127252321
You a shit anon.
Special Saver a best.
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Marie's smelly butt!
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>>127252227
SPEND YOUR FUCKING MONEY NIGGER
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>jr+tentatek+octobrush+krak-on
>vs dynamo+dynamo+96 deco+luna neo

yeah that's real fucking fair game
when are they going to fix the shit fucking garbage team compositions in this game, 1/2 of all solo queue matches you can literally determine the winner at team preview
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>>127252227
>tfw could have had 171 Super Sea Snails by now.
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>>127252426
No, Special Charge Up is. Why savor Special on death when you can build it back at any time?
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>>127252426
Special Saver a depends
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>>127251475
>>127252227

Make room for Scrooge McSquid
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>>127252554
Special Saver allows you to counter Special Charge Up. Play aggressive and get a trade splat.
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Callie a best
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>>127252554
BECAUSE I USE CARBON AND INKZOOKA IS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO CHARGE
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>>127252813
>No snails
Hue
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Marie's Maries magnificent milk!
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>>127252813
Ayyyyyyy
Second time I've seen a 9999999 quids player
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>>127252890
She's such a sweet little retard.
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>>127252913
poorist squigger of all
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>>127252949
>tfw calliefag but tits man
AND I WANT TO FIGHT BUT IT'S USELESS
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>>127252949
Milk Tea Splatfest Rematch when?
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3/4 Slug, IAMUSORRY, Jalen
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>>127253129
>calliefag but tits man
You've chosen poorly.
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i want this person to draw my woomy
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>>127253347
I've'nt chosen anything
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objective

callie - cute, kind, sweet, naughty, retarded
marie - cute, cool, sexy, nice, bitchy
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>>127253641
>nice, bitchy
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>>127253641
>sexy
>objective
Wrong anon.
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What are the real nigga hours of splatoon
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>chargers through walls
NO THATS NOT HOW THE GAME WORKS
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>1/10
T H E B E S T
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>>127252813
who dis
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>>127253885
Either 1) Lag
2) Shot radius
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>>127253503
Choose Annie
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>>127253960
One of those top twitch streamers.
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>>127253960
Samura1man
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>trying to climb up A rank with my bamboozler
>game full of japs, everyone poofs, immediately after get a cum error
>get penalized despite all of it happening before the match even started
>next game
>vs 4 lv 50 tentatek/octoshot jumping jap tryhards
>get killed through my ink wall
>killed by an inkzooka tornado that missed me entirely
>looks like we might turn it around though
>cum error
>penalized
Fucking fuck you japan
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>>127254076
That's fucking disgusting.
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>>127254076
>literally 90% legs
That's not how it works
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>>127254228
japs a shit
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>>127254076
I like Annie, but she gets some of the worst art goddamn.
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>>127253932
you did well, what if that single kill got us the game
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>>127254219
>>127254197
twitch streamers, especially those in "squads," are all faggots.

>>127254219
does he not have a life
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>tower control kelp dome
>keep on splatting opponents cause they're A
>ride the tower when needed
>still lost
>see score
>I splatted 18 people
>A+ teammate did good
>S teammate had 4 kills and 13 deaths
>A teammate had 1 kill and 0 deaths with a LUNA BLASTER NEO
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>>127254076
There's so many things wrong i don't know where to start. Is this the same fucker that makes obese art again?
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>>127254564
I love it when one person brags about how well they killed people and stayed alive and then still lose
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>>127240170
18-9
Callie's doubled Marie again
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>SSP+luna neo+luna neo+krak-on
>vs 96 deco+splatterscope+dynamo+jr

YEAH REAL FUCKING FAIR GAME
why does this stupid fucking game stack the odds so hard against literally everyone who's not a stinking jap
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is splatoon.ink broken?
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>>127255372
new years broke it
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>two wins in a row
>then two cum errors in a row
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>>127189083
sauce?
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>>127254963
Cause it's frustrating to perform well for nothing. It's one thing if all of my teammates did their best but it's another if they were squidsucking.
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>>127255325
It's stacked against the japs too we just can't understand them complaining about it.
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>>127254076
how do those glasses stay on her face
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how do these skills look for zink mini?
not sure if i should add damage ups somewhere since defense up can turn it into a 5shot kill
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>>127256884
i'd go for 2x special saver over 2x special charge if you have the right gear. ink res lets you move much more freely in contested territory and survive long enough to get 4 shots off in firefights, definitely more useful than a 2nd swim speed main. never tried damage but I doubt it makes enough of a difference enough of the time to be worth a main slot. defense stackers are pretty rare.
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My specialty... is hotaao comics
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>>127257146
would special saver really help that much? i'm not exactly finding myself dying left and right and generally get the bubblers pretty quick
i'll swap out the kicks for the blue moto boots though to try it out
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>>127257218
>Marie giving a genuine, earnest laugh
I wish I lived in this bizarro world
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>>127256884
I don't think damage up is worth putting to the splatling gun. I agree with this guy regarding special saver>>127257146 since it saves a lot of the meter.
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>>127257729
right, i'll give it a go then
losing two subs of it can't hurt and it's not like a single sub of ink recovery helps a whole lot
should i try fitting bomb range somewhere? i hear it's dank with disruptors
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>>127257292
special saver is good for playing more to the objective I think. being personally I don't like wasting my bubble on a 1v1 when I could use it on two teammates when the time is right. 2x saver also lets you keep your bubble if you get sniped/rollered/killed by whatever without getting the chance to pop your bubbler. it's just a playstyle thing though, do whatever works for you.
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>>127258039
i honestly don't see much reason not to try it, if it works then it works and if it doesn't i'll just use the gear rolled for another weapon
is there a difference between main special saver and 3 subs? what about charge up?
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>>127258218
there's an extremely miniscule difference (something to do with how the game is coded I guess) but nothing you would ever notice in practice. functionally they're the same.
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>>127257827
Bomb range up is very good since bombs going farther than usual always surprises people since it's rarely used. You should use the rockenberg black jacket since the main ability is bomb range up.
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literally couldn't hit any of these fuckers even though I clearly did on my end
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ggs everyone
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>>127258447
>>127258573
alright, thanks
i think i've settled on a set to roll for, looks surprisingly nice
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>>127259927
ayy lookin good
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>>127259927
Overused Jacket
Overused Boots
Because they look nice
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>>127260047
rockenberg jackets make lots of things look great, thankfully the bandana has a good main to work with and forge doesn't get in the way of rolling too much
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I swear euro splatfest are rigged. No way those ever losing fitfags would win. Never had so much mirror games, ever, there wasn't even players in that fucking team.
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>>127259927
That's pretty good.
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>>127260210
>overused jacket
i very rarely even see the black jacket used, usually it's the white one
boot are too good to not be overused

anyone wanna squad to help me unlock these slots?
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>>127257218
nice one translator anon
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>>127260465
>another picture of Marie being a bitch to Callie
When will it end
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>>127260294
Shut up Marie
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>>127260294

We trained and honed our skills whilst you hoped for a sudden windfall or a winning lottery ticket
>>
The Japanese fear Ninja Swim.
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>>127259927
>bomb range with disruptors
my nigga
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>>127260729
Bomb range doesn't work on disrupters
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>>127260771
say that to the description of bomb range up from in game my man
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>only 56 posters

Let's just make /nog/ already
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Who do you guys hate more Spyke or Sheldon?
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>>127260729
i always heard of how effective it is so i figured what the hell

>>127260771
just went into the testing range with and without the rockenberg jacket, it works
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>>127260771
I guess we're just pretending to be retarded today.
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>>127260771
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>>127260939

Doyle but Sheldon needs to make it concise
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>>127260939
spyke by a long shot, the only thing i hate about sheldon is how much he talks about each weapon
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>>127261026
>Doyle
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>>127261158
>when replaying on second account don't visit the weapons store after getting my favourite weapon
>go back in after hitting 20
>have to sit through an entire billy mays commercial for weapons
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>>127261026
what fuckin region do you live in
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>>127261163
fun with localisation
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>>127261163

Spellcheck
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>>127261312
THIIIIIIIIIS
REEEEEEEE!!!!
Does shutting off the game qualify it as read?
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>>127261526
i doubt it
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>>127261526
nope, i tried that a few times. it's only over once it's over and the little saving blob animation shows up
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>tower mode with the Carbon Roller
>:45 seconds left
>20 or so points away from the lead
>notice an enemy Kraken take out a teammate and is very clearly on his way to fuck me up
>think fast anon
>allied Sploosh had put a beacon on the tower
>furiously tap it
>eject as the Kraken boards
>his special ends during my hangtime
>come down and smash him with the roller
>"We have the lead!"
I can't believe it fucking worked. I wonder if this can avoid charger shots and Killer Wails too.
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>>127262098
Another player discovers beakon-hopping.
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>mfw someone on the other team is using my weapon

This squid must die.
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>>127262264
>meet another splatling user
>every time we meet is a long range firefight of who can outlast the other
>every time ends in someone retreating since we both know our weapon's limits
surprisingly fun i gotta say
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>>127262098
Avoiding charger shots when they just watch you land right into their shots. Killer Wail lasts too long.
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>>127262264
>tfw he also knows im coming for him
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>>127262098
Try not to get too excited, there.
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>>127262264
>mfw
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>>127262582
>yeah well look what i did
are you 8
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>>127262264
>Someone on the enemy team is using the heavy splatling as well

Time to hunt
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>>127262516
>come face to face with another inkbrush user
>that sudden spark of rivalry
Every motherfucking time. I know they feel it too.
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>>127262264
>tfw another kelp charger in the other team
>tfw both know only one is going out of this alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2Bf-jOEJZQ
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>>127254564
Don't feel so bad.
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Hang on, why is the plaza back at 30fps?
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>>127263559
>1-19
>4-19

what the
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>>127264263
Tower Control
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I'm sure this has probably been asked before, but it's only just crossed my mind.

How do you pronounce marie's name
I know its logical to say mary, but for some reason my brain won't allow me to say it any other way than -mari like cala-mari.
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>>127264858
Strawpoll it, but I suspect it'll be 90% like the actual name.
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>>127263559
The opponent's team made Stalin proud.
>still lost
How did this happen?
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>>127264858
mari
like atomicmaricraft
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>>127264858
muh-REE
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>>127262264
>using default 96 in a splatfest
>matched against a 96 deco
>he has the exact same name as me
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anyone wanna do some twin squad matches? just need to unlock some slots
join Jalen, NNID TheListerMister
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>>127256516
This. This sums up everything I feel about this game. There is no fun in striving to do your best and then lose horribly. I've spent the last few days playing and being literally 500-700p above the next guy on my team, even when we lose. I just hate it.
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>>127265614
i dislike this meme
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>>127265990
I dislike you.
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Twin squad?

NNID frozenpandaman
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>>127265520
>>127266327
adding you now
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>>127264858
muh-REE
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>>127264858
Hotaru
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All the new players are too cute.

>see someone trying to climb skatepark mid
>stand behind him and shoot the top of the ramp
>he falls down
>just re-inks and tries to climb again
>shoot the top again
>he falls down and runs away

I just let him kill me for the rest of the match. He turned out to be level 4.
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Marie's Maries in 3D!
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does anyone here use the monoprice lan adapter? thinking of getting it since it's the cheapest one that says it's compatible
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>>127266590

He'll never get good like that.
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>>127266961
I need more 3D Maries with maries.
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are there any cute Callie x Anon fics yet
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How do you do it, /ink/?

I've seen some of you fucks go to like 10 wins in a row. I can barely manage to get 2.

How do I tryhard?
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>>127266961
disgusting Jesus Christ ew
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>>127267251
>10 in a row only

what rank anon
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>>127267108
I know, but I'd murdered the fuck out of him several times before realising, so I felt bad.
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>>127267251
pick good weapons
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>>127267251
Live near Japanese.
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Anyone wanna squad? Feeling a bit too rusty to go solo. lucidium
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>>127267316
A, because when I was an A-, every time I came within like 2 points of A, I'd lose 14 points. Splatoon seems to take more for losing if you're top of the team.
>>127267469
What's a good weapon, anon?
>>127267567
I have the bane of getting 300+mbps so Splatoon thinks I'm a goddamn perfect match for all the Japs. Never has a game made me hate a race as much as them.
>>127267776
What rank?
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>>127267947
can't go wrong with 52 gal
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>>127267947
E-Liter
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>go on tumblr
>callie x annie
>marie x annie
What
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>>127267947
S. But like I say, haven't played in weeks.
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ah fuck, gotta go. sorry. gg's. fun couple matches.
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>>127268249
fug
sorry about my incompetence, still pretty new at the mini
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>>127267632
what the fuck is this
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>>127268187
Oh yeah not marie x annie
marie x the girl from abxy
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>>127268362
X!
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I'm noticing everyone is taking a million hits to splat, Is this lag, defense or do I need power ups?
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>>127267776
i'm up for some twins, will probably leave once my gear's all ready for rolling though
host
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>>127268197
I don't even know if an A can play with an S, but I'll add you anyway.
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>>127267776
Sent a request, is anyone okay I'm pretty bad.
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>>127268571
C- can play with S+. S/S+ don't lose rank when squadding.
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>>127268624
>>127268571
>>127268540
Squad's up.
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>>127268571
you can but i dont see why youd want to
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>>127268336
only the greatest japanese twitter trend... of our time
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>>127268962
This only confuses me more
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>>127269318
good
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Money is 0 for 2 now.
What will happen when a money Splatfest reaches the US?
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I want to firmly rub Marie's stiff shoulders
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>>127269529
It's America. What do you think?
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>>127269529
It will lose
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>>127269529
They need to do Money Vs X
And not X Vs Money
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There's nothing quite like slow rolling a splat bomb at the top of a wall and catching someone just as they crest it.
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Wow 0-6 thats to com error one moment, wii u is being strange.
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>>127267251
I'm not the best but I do pretty good. My skills have gradually improved through time but I know that there are better players out there. I just pick weapons that get my interest and play them. I do my best to learn from my mistakes and from other people.
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>>127269901
They can already predict which team is likely to win so they can decide which girl will win.
It's 18-9 in favour of Callie
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>>127269567
I want to go to the gym with Marie to do some light exercise; trying to ignore Callie's nearby deadlifts and super sets and capoeira practice.
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>>127270221
>capoeira
Sorry, but I'm pretty sure Callie isn't a BR.
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>>127269901
Callie isn't greedy like her sister though
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>>127265005

Because objective based shooter
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>>127270764
She isn't naughty either.
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Sorry, guys. GTG because my gamepad is dying and my charger is too far away.

GG, though.
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>>127271078
ggs, shame we lost the last couple.

>>127267776
3/4
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>>127271072
But it is "Naughty or nice".
What kind of choice is always known to have "money" as the former?
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>>127270764
This; they've got some tried and tested standards at this point. They wouldn't mix it up just to give 'the other one' a fighting chance. The sisters winning isn't what's important, it's their team.
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>>127269901
Giving Money To Charity Vs Spending Money on Self
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>>127271313
>The sisters winning isn't what's important, it's their team.
This
Why do people keep thinking Splatfest is Callie vs Marie and that Nintendo needs to let one "win"
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>>127271154
Yeah, I sorta blame that on the fact that you guys had an A on a full S team. It was still fun having a comeback in those first two though.
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>>127271636
Charity could work: maybe Volunteering vs Donating money.
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