Best boy's birthday edition
>Corrin Chooses to Smash!
>Fates NA Website ("Full site coming soon")
Happy birthday Gaius! I want to suck his lollipop.
So I haven't been keeping up at all. You can now not go back to tier 1 classes to get their skills through a parallel seal right? So that means you should master seal as late as possible?
Say you're a Samurai. You promote to Trueblade. If you Parallel Seal to Great Knight (Cav tree), you'll get the Cavalier skills as you level up, then you'll get the Great Knight skills.
Post your waifu and then compliment everyone else's. Let's spread some love tonight.
Nice English VA.
Touch Fluffy Tail.
Felicia is the cutest! I would do anything her! She is the light of my life! She gives everything meaning! I`ll never leave or hurt her! She is truly perfect in every single way to me! My feelings for her will never fade! I love Felicia!
They're all shit. Only waifus with good supports are Charlotte, Oboro and Flora. Anyone saying otherwise is just in denial about their waifu being poorly-written. The second-gens are especially bad.
Went back to save him. We're all gonna make it through this war alive.
Cute character design. +1 for being the first female fighter.
You should decide that for yourself, friend.
I think he's pretty cool.
I'd lick the sweat off of her abs
Ophelia is so goddamned cute.
I hope she gets Owain'd for 15, or at least bought back in a Musou
or team arena fighter would be cool.
They should have dropped the chuuni act from her and put more emphasis on her studying fortune-telling and dark magic. She could have been an interesting character like Canas.
Yeah Charlotte really does have a good support with Mamui... along with everyone else. It's not really saying much when she has the same outline for everyone else that isn't a same-sex support.
>Nobody will draw it without weed man.
Yes. Though I'm not one of the normal autists who freaks out about the "cuckdelia" shit. Haters gonna hate, jokers gonna joke. I just keep low and live life.
Good supports are the only thing that matter in a waifu. If they don't have good supports, they're worthless.
Doesn't matter. At least it's something. Compare it to to rest of the waifus who have shit supports with everyone.
Maybe she'll get more art after the NA release/
Nowi is marriage material! Lovey-dovey and bears lots of babies for you!
IMO, best Fates support next to Marx/Nyx and Shinonome/Matoi
That's her main issue, all of her supports are pretty much a variant on the same thing with the exception of Mamui's, which plays more on her actual personality.
I don't know how her female supports are, though.
My childhood heroes were Moot, Louis CK, and you. It's only natural I became like this.
It's the internet, it's all in good fun. Or autism, which is a different kind of fun.
I've always figure that it's straight-up missing. He says he lost it when he was a street urchin, no way he got medical treatment decent enough to keep it whole like Saizou's. That shit rotted out of his head.
Ophelia and Owain are actually different. Owain knows his chuuni shit isn't real at all just uses it as a front. There's also the stuff about his past that makes him some what interesting. Ophelia has none of that and actually thinks the chuuni shit is real.
Well by what you said you're already gonna rile up the shitposters.
Now that it's confirmed, I can say I'm in the same boat as you, only for me it's not Cordelia nor is it Tharja.
>Floracuck is triggered again
Wew, when does it end?
It's not like the Hoshido 2nd gen is much better for the most part really
They half-assed the fuck out of more or less all of the second-gens, there's some they should have just made regular units and left the second generation out entirely
Awakening or Fates? I'd guess Lucina, Oboro, or Velour.
Calm down with your autism. This is the kind of shit that makes people think every Cordeliafag is an oversensitive baby.
Agreed. It seems like it was really only brought back because Awakening was so popular. I would have just gone back to
never supporting anyone out of lazinessif kids didn't come back.
Why does anime make LITERALLY ANYTHING hot?
I personally like it, only problem is that she does that to almost everyone else which really isn't special, but in a vacuum, it's nice.
Then call my standards pretty shit since I thought some of them were ok. Although this has only been a while since I've gave a damn about the supports since I don't have the game yet.
In fact, let's play a game.
You can make up to six Second-Gens regular units at the cost of all of the other Second-Gen units being removed from the game. The Second-Gens you do pick will have their backstories rewritten to not be connected to any parents, but will otherwise stay the same or near the same character-wise.
Who do you pick?
>Pieri wanted to marry Marx-sama! Or Lazwald! REEEEEEEEE
So what are your hopes for FE15?
>the return of status weapons (sleep sword, poison axe, etc.)
>Genealogy sized maps
>Bow Knights that aren't ass
>no second generation
>if a second generation IS in the game, make it similar to Genealogy
>multiple lords with different arcs (think rekka no ken)
>story that doesn't involve a regular war turning into the big bad summoning a dragon or some dumb shit
>the return of the magic triangle
>the return of light magic
>lord doesn't have blue hair
>lord has no connection to Marth
>Supporting a shameless Cordelia rehash that even the Japs couldn't get behind
Severa doesn't even remotely cause as much shitstorms as Tharja, Cordelia, or Anna do.
Dump them all and make new ones
>replace Fates 2nd gen mechanics with broken Awakening 2nd gen mechanics
>you can name any children that come from you or your wife
>Kamui, Aqua, Suzukaze, and Felicia all get kids in all routes
>Ryouma and Hinoka get kids when playing Hoshido
>Marx and Camilla get kids when playing Nohr
>You can get all eight kids when playing IK
I know I cheated, but I don't give a fuck
Peg armor looks stupid in this game. Not has bad as toilet bowl/trash can cavalier armor though.
Also ouai. I know. His hair isn't that nice blue.
Marryable Severa without any other waifus she has to compete with.
It looks fine on Hinoka.
Sugartits is just ugly.
>cool one eyed archer (Zero doesn't count, I want someone of the leagues of Shinon, Briggid and Jamka)
>good and cruel maps
>a queen as a badguy
>dumb badass wyvern rider
>male pegasus knights/troubadors and female berserkers/fighters
>>you can name any children that come from you or your wife
Fuck, this sounds cool and it would make more sense then just having kids be named "Morgan" or "Kanna"
Not happening, MUs are too popular to get rid of
for this reason, it actually gives him the shitty not-water blue hair that water's other child gets, when you do his amie
I think the armor should be more "attached" around the shoulders.
>Sugartits is just ugly.
Delete this right now.
Lewd. Thanks for the Hinata picture weeks ago btw.
What am I supposed to do here? I captured Yied a couple turns ago, but nothing is opening up. Do I just wait a couple more turns?
Also, what am I supposed to do with Leif's squad?
None of those things were in FE3 yet it sold like hot cakes in one single country.
I'm sure a good FE without all the fanservice can sell like any other game without fanservice can. You just gotta make it accessible, advertise it and have good music, art direction, good characters, etc.
But I'm sure people would miss the ability to marry units.
>Genealogy sized maps
Literally fuck off.
>Lewd. Thanks for the Hinata picture weeks ago btw.
I'm glad you liked it, I guess I could've still done it better.
It must be just me then, anytime she's in the spotlight for just a little, out come the insults and I'm not talking about her utility as a unit, which doesn't need a mention. I'm probably just being paranoid at the shitposts.
I'm glad she's back at least, even if she is pretty bad. Won't stop me from marrying her and I'll just have to put more work into her.
>The other FE's got decent advertisement as well you know.
I hope people don't believe this.
In my country, FE games only got advertised on a Nintendo mag few people read.
Awakening kept getting advertised on tv and on youtube, instead. Plus it's not waifus that really sold the game but the accessibility and addictiveness. Waifus are the icing on the cake.
>Wanting the magic triangle back
>Attacking magic units who have good res with magic.
Yeah, pretty much. I do ignore them and not respond to them at least, still pretty stupid of me to take note of them but yeah. I just assume every time she's mentioned, that happens.
No, God bless YOU, Ashurafag. Thank you for keeping up with my procrastination over this, and thank you for posting all that cute Ashura fanart.
I guess I should go full on cross dressing next time.
Then you've basically created a Knight who can consistently use Javelins that are actually good and hit most enemy's (assuming enemy class distribution is largely the same) worse statline. You also didn't mention movement penalty, so that's another area where they're outclassed.
If you made a pizza themed after your waifu/husbando, what toppings would be on it?
I'm honestly worried that if they remove children from the next game they'll just pull a FE6/FE13 on us and give us a bunch of useless, literally who units. At least you can make children somewhat decent in Fates.
I just paint the pizza onto the box and give it to her.
I make sure to record the exact moment of crushing disappointment mixed with the reminder that she has no abs.
Yeah, that didn't work out like I thought it would. I guess a better answer would be "whatever Chrom's favorite toppings are" because she's so obsessed with trying to make him love her.
Ditch the traditional FE setting.
The plot is now about magical girls who gain their powers from the spirits of FE heroines across the ages to go fight evil, one of whom may or may not be a dragon who is a dick.
Also make it Wii U exclusive.
I want a Gaiden remake but with actually good maps and less bullshit hitrates and I can rub Palla's face
It would be a 5-stars pizza (Idk what's on it)
with the blood of fallen enemies
No, Flannel's wife is a small princess!
She should've been the one to S-rank Femui instead of Not!Tharja.
One day I'll be good enough to drawfag for you fuckers.
ISIS is full of hacks.
They just really wanted Aqua to get Zoroark'd.
How about not letting takumi breed at all? That would be nice
>marry Sakura to Joker
>Takumi gets to hear his little sister being railed by Nohrian scum at night with the knowledge that the only one who Joker really loves is Femui
>Joker says Femui's name every time while Sakura cries into the pillow
It's a subtle sort of revenge.
I'm torn because I don't like him, but I like his son. If he's localized to be more like Shinon I'll probably like him more.
>implying I even like camilla
Nah I just don't like noodleboy. I'm more into his older sister tbqh
How does it feel to know you're waifu was never meant to exist? That she loses all plot relevance not even halfway through the game? That people not in the know regularly mistake her for a guy? That most people are going to make her fuck a dumb fox for eugenics purposes? That she has the same voice as Ash motherfucking Ketchum?
>almost two more months
Thank goodness I got plenty of new stuff from the Steam sales because it's driving me crazy waiting for this.
Here's a nugget:
We've long accepted that Kamui is canon with Aqua, so Takumi banging her doesn't matter to most of us. Iit's also too hard to self-insert as Kamui anyway unless Treehouse actually is fixing them.
Ricken has been surprisingly not-awful in my runs. Somehow he's always performed better than Miriel
I'll probably hate Tsukuyomi, but I'll at least give him a chance in my hoshido run
My Miriels haven't been particularly great. But using Ricken on Lunatic is a form of hell. I trained him, and I trained him, and I fed him kills. And he died in a single hit, was frustrating to give pair up partners, and even after all that, he had the audacity to only be about as good as an untrained Henry. And his average stats were about normal outside of slightly lower than normal speed. He's straight garbage.
I thought it was kind of funny. Here's one about frogs instead.
>How does it feel to know you're waifu was never meant to exist?
As opposed to...?
It's what the Japanese media believes they want at least. In this case it probably doesn't help that Kamui's personality is designed to be 'gender neutral', though clearly that type of personality is more desirable in a female.
>fire emblem has faggots
>still not wheelchair girls
Hi all, I've never played a fire emblem game before. I just bought a 3ds and was planning to buy awakening. What should I know before jumping in? i dont need to play the others for story or anything?
Have you ever played any SRPG before? If not, normal/classic will probably be the best for you. Reset if one of your units somehow die. It may seem pointless but if you plan on playing other games in the series it will teach you better habits.
>I haven't played FE1
>How does it feel to know you're waifu was never meant to exist?
Just another piece of common ground.
>That she loses all plot relevance not even halfway through the game?
What, you mean like most of the cast in both Fates and Awakening? Maybe I should waifu Lucina or my bland ass cousin to make sure my waifu has plot relevance.
Fuck, you could marry fucking LISSA in Awakening and she's basically just "there" for all of the cut scenes after you beat Gangrel.
>That people not in the know regularly mistake her for a guy?
A very pretty guy, and only when they're looking at her from the neck up.
>That most people are going to make her fuck a dumb fox for eugenics purposes?
No accounting for casuals.
>That she has the same voice as Ash motherfucking Ketchum?
>implying I'm not using nippon voices like I did in Awakening
Here is my waifu as well as yours! She is very nice!
>ISIS didn't give us any Christmas kissu DLC
I'm starting to worry they're not gonna do it this time around /feg/
It's not for the best. You're the kind of person that lets dreams stay dreams. The kind that'd tell me to keep eating broccoli instead of fighting for filet mignon. If you were Donny, you'd throw away Aptitude just to plow the fields all day.
Have we tread that topic too much already?
>I'm worried that a game won't have DLC
But what are the chances of waifus being a reality? It'll never happen.
Goddamn how long are we gonna keep going at this?
Even if it'll never happen, you gotta try. You gotta have hope, even if things seem pretty bad. It's the difference between being a Donnel and being a Ricken. Now tell me, are you a Ricken? Or are you a Donny?
If potatoes are so tasty, why do you have to slather them in various spices and whatnot in order for anyone to want to eat them? Just grill a nice slab of steak as-is and unless you overcook it it'll be delicious.
>tfw got done eating a big steak and potato 5 minutes ago
ranch is godly on one
Maybe you're right. Maybe you are right. I gotta think positive for once, and have some hope. I'll do it.
I'll do it for my waifu.
I love salmon, celery, coconuts, chicken, broccoli, milk, peppers, beef, seaweed, bananas, spinach, crab, bread, lobster, apples, potatoes, strawberries, dicks, cheese, turkey, bison, blueberries, carrots, onions, cucumbers, tuna, rice, and more!!!
I also like geoducks!
>not a single new fanfic of OTP in over a month
Come out in english already Fates I beg you
Using skirmishes-(read from the FE wikia) may be tempting to use it to level up your units, but it'll make you complacent and less reliant on strategy. If possible I'd advise you to instead play a FE game that doesn't have skirmishes at all (with Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword being the most accessible due to being on the virtual console.) Other localized games that don't have this are: Path of Radiance, and Radiant Dawn (which are the games Ike comes from, but are rare, and RD is actually pretty difficult); and Shadow Dragon (the one Marth comes from, but still rare.)
>find an actual fanfic regarding my OTP
>it's actually decent, with good grammar and everything
Felt good. Hopefully Fates brings in a wider diversity of pairings though, MaMU/Lucina appearing every other day got old real fast.
>letting Takumi breed
>letting Joker breed
>letting Ricken 2.0 breed (sorry fampai, your daughter is shit)
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Kisaragi doesn't deserve to not exist just because his dad is a shit.
He may be boring, but that just means there's no real reason to hate him. Plus, his upbeat attitude makes Takumi realize just how much of a loser he is.
desu the unexplored (hint: wasted - thanks ISIS) plot potential that results from mamu/lucina is what makes their stories interesting to people and thats why theres a lot of them and still more being made to this day
Enjoy having your dick fall off from whatever disgusting diseases she's picked up rolling around in shit
But anon I'm not a Velourfag, I haven't even played Fates yet.
Well if I have to explain the joke to you it won't be one anymore. But anyways:
Those two and Cordelia get their own clones in Fates. Hence recycling.
>visit hoshido after peace is declared
>get assassinated by vengeful ninjas when you least expect it, neither of your little sisters able to heal you
build an army, trust no one
>tfw Corrin/Velour fics already exist
They're kinda shit but they're there. The real question is if we're going to get more smut, because some Awakening fics had fucking great smut, especially with Tiki.
Horny lobsters, horny lobsters all over.
Who are the TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS of Fire Emblem?
I haven't played Advance Wars since Gameboy Color days, but I do recall that it has a similar combat system. That having been said, at least in the last two FE's, you're going to have to use the waifu system to either 1) pair up with your waifus or 2) pair up with the right character for the ultimate killing machine. Pretty linear story but very good
fanfiction.com. I've read some of the stuff on it on the Fire Emblem section, and like there's one or two good Cherche things, some good Lucina stuff, and the rest is shit
>Bed Time Story
mah patrician, a few grammar problems here and there but he really picked things up by the end, I thought it was a fine read
I recommend Cold Tea if you're looking for more of that pairing
Why do they always put build 1 mamui and build 2 femui together? They should both be the older versions.
I love AW. I really wish they would make a new one. I recommend FE7. Then you should play the other GBA FE titles like FE8 and FE6.
>comparable to AW's GBA titles down to the tiles
>units have cute little dances
>colorful looking sprites
>similar buttom scheme (A for menu)
Fire Emblem 3-5 are like Super Famicom Wars. FE1-2/Gaiden are like Famicom Wars. FE9 is really good. I recommend that one as well as FE10. Those two titles were the GCN and Wii's FE titles. There is no AW counterpart because AW decided to go Battalion Wars on us.
Then FE11 and FE12 are remakes of Marth's earlier games. They have that "Days of Ruin" realism to them in their art style. It's quite boring in my opinion. FE13 is easy and has bad map design. FE14 is the latest one. Overall Fire Emblem is more character focused than AW.
Man, I really wished they included an AW character or stage in Smash to revive the series.