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welfare ranks edition

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
mongol edition

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here:http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q
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1st for reddit
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>one operation in all of 2015
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>one operation in all of 2015 and 2016
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>>127224816
>>127224819
>>127224850
we get it, you vape
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>>127224945
vape?
yeah i vape
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>>127224945
But I don't
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>>127225034
hello reddit
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where my /csgog/ bf at?
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It's not uncommon to hear bits of other players' housemates' conversations when you're in Teamspeak, but none of us were prepared for this one.

The game was going normally, we had a nice lead, and we heard one of our friends talking to his girlfriend.

We overheard her ask, "How come you can see the other guys through the wall?"

He abandoned the game and went offline.

RIP
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>>127225137
right here~
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>>127225397
good boy~
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defuse
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How do I get over an energy drink addiction?

I haven't had one today and I literally want to die. Tomorrow I'll feel even worse.
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>>127225810
plant
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jesus fuck well done valve, literally made a game worse than Source
derank from gn2 to gn1 despite doing this fucking good in a literal 1v5 game that i had to waste 20 mins of my life on with no opportunity to literally stop playing the game
why the fuck does anyone still play MM anymore? it's a shit version of a community comp.
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>>127225806
>tfw three (3[III]) of these were literally of me
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>>127225846
Get yourself a nice tall glass with a lid on it and fill it with iced water

drink it through games and refill it between matches

get your sugar/caffeine through other sources that won't give you diabetes within a few months, like a small chunk of dark chocolate
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>>127225846
just buy some caffeine pills
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>>127225897
lol get rekt shitter
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it should exist
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>>127225846

>energy drink addiction

is that even a thing? anyway you can always taper off

t.alcoholic
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>>127226069

>was mg1/top gn4
>shitter
what
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>>127225961
no its all me
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>>127226142
it's just caffeine addiction although you can really get a psychological addiction to any pleasurable/satisfying acitivity be it consuming drugs or chocolate
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>>127226153
no not all, at least three were me
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>>127226143
yes
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>>127226143
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>>127226143
lol
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>>127225846

I know the feel man, trust me I do.

It's so fucking hard to get off them.

you literally just have to stop drinking them. I know that's retarded advice, since I had one today.

But we just need to stop drinking them anon.
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>>127226143
SHITTER
H
I
T
T
E
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>>127225897
if i got this team in community comp there would literally be no issue:
>would have fun because no german squeakers screaming down my ear
>would kick teammates and it would actually go through
>when 2 teammates left, one of the enemies would join my team and make it 4v4, and actually make the teams and game fair and balanced
>could banter in the chat with the other team
>not care about dying/losing since i wouldn't lose some stupid badge
>literally would have the ability to leave the server, and not worry about being banned from playing for 30 mins, or still having my badge lost
just fuck MM honestly
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>>127225846
stop drinking it
just like any addiction, just stop using it
I know it sucks and it's hard but it's the only way
IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GOING TO GET BETTER
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>>127226482
>>127226351
I've drank around 5 cups of coffee today, (with 2 really full spoons of instant coffee powder). I feel like shit. My head hurts. I'm slow as fuck. I can't think straight.

Literally suicidal. Tomorrow will be even worse I bet. Fuck this is hard.
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>>127226143
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>>127226287
>>127226309
>>127226337
>>127226367
>>127226821
easiest b8 of my life
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>>127226957
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>>127226957
baited for this EXACT response

you got fucking played idiot lmao
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>>127226957

>implying you're me
kek nice try famalot

legit didnt know about this "shitter" meme you redditors have

nice autistic reaction meme responses tho
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>>127227123
what fucking pos community do you come from if this is the first time you come across being called a shitter
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>>127227269

mg1 isnt shitter tier tho
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>>127227330
why not? i've been using the term badge shitter since 2014 and that refers to DMG because all of those obnoxious redditors that think they know more about the game than they do used to be DMG back then
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>>127227330
Shitter tier is anything under LE.
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>>127227501
lmao shit LE's say

if you're not GE and at least in the master league then you're fucking useless
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>>127227670
desu if you're not olofmeister then you're shit.
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>>127227330
>mg1 isnt shitter tier tho
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>>127227768
true desu
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>>127227768
well i've beaten olofmeister in MM
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>>127227960
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>>127227932
How many Major titles have you won?
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>>127227984
peace be upon hammies
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>>127227993
zero but MM is the real deal anyway LAN's can gtfo tbqh
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>>127228101
>zero but MM is the real deal anyway LAN's can gtfo tbqh

lol this shitter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YocsxFL5IYM
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>>127228151
MM dust 2 only is the real final destination for seeing who is the best

shitties like olof that rely on their team can't do shit there and get BTFO by people like me
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this general dead af senpai desu
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>>127228959
is this in reddit yet
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>>127229059
Idk fiffy tweeted it
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>>127226402

>played 10 mins of community
>actually had fun
>actually liked the players
>actually smiled
just fuck your game up famms
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more memes
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Put 4chan.org/vg/csgog in google images
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>>127229858
why
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>reddit in flames over ranks
>they all went down like 2 ranks
>meanwhile I'm still global
>just got my smurf to supreme without even trying

Feels good not being retarded.
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>>127230227
>plays matchmaking
>claims not to be retarded

lol
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https://twitter.com/questionmark_as/status/683282380833058817
c9 device?
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>>127230437
does the word undramatic not tell you that it's nothing as big as that
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>>127230437
oh wait
https://twitter.com/devveCS/status/683332821939781634
is this like being trans for video games?
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>>127230553
what
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>>127230553
what the fuck
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>>127230683
he identifies as devve now
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>>127230553
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>>127230743
well yeah he changed his nickname fair enough

i mean device was a pretty dumb name so i understand that he might prefer to use this nickname that he is already well known by
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>>127230809
no dumber than anyone else's nickname

devve isn't even a word nigga
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>>127230809
device is miles better than devve
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>>127230809
yeah I'm sure that more people recognise his by "devve" then "device".

totally.
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>>127230872
How do you even pronounce it?

de-veee?

dev-vee?
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>>127225897
>be me
>be dmg
>rank update
>lose first game
>instant derank even though i was winning a lot recently and closer to an uprank prior to update
>whatever valves new ranking shit
>win next game, followed by a loss
>win another
>get deranked
>after win
>as 2nd in team, with decent stats and against similarly ranked opponents
>get deranked again during next few days despite winning more than losing
fucking volvo just take 2 ranks off of everybody instead of shitting up the experience for 2 weeks
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>>127231030
I was supreme/low global and didn't downrank.

playing against same people, having similar matches at the same rank. Valve just nuked the booster shits like you.
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>>127230979
https://translate.google.com/#da/en/devve
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>>127230967
i didn't say more well known by

but he has already nicked in pro games as devve for quite a long time before this "official announcement"

i can understand that he might've felt like he doesn't like his old nickname that he has probably come up with when he was like 14

i'm surprised there are not more seasoned pro players changing their nickname, although in csgo there aren't really many pro players who have such a dumb alias that i'd expect them to eventually get tired of it
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>bought this shit randomly on the 24th
>already 65-ish hours played
I'm improving a lot but I'm way too scared to queue for comp. Should I wait? If so, how long? I only somewhat know the maps themselves and the angles on Dust2 and Inferno. And Office (it's my fav map) but Office isn't very relevant I think
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>>127231327
almost all of them change their official name when they start going pro, but use meme names otherwise, look at either fpl.
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BUY DEVICE STICKERS
THEY'VE ALREADY DOUBLED IN PRICE
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>>127230869
i think names that don't mean anything are better than words that mean completely boring everyday things

the words "device" just makes me think of that "your device is safe to remove" pop up in windows
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>>127231409
Start playing comp asp
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>>127230553
my sides
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>>127231634
but dignitas device sounding dank while dignitas devve sounds shit
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aren't the cobble cases supposed to be $50, when the FUCK are they going to ride already
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holy fuck there are so many cheaters on community servers what the hell
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>>127231409
the silver ranks are there for a reason

it doesnt matter that you suck ass so do the other players you play with
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>>127231128
i was winning most of my matches beforehand and about 90% at my current rank
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>>127232012
people come to community servers to configure their aim assists and triggerbots since there is no risk of getting OW'd from them
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>>127232332
maybe thats some of them but a lot of the cheaters I played with were just completely blatant and were barely even trying to hide it
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>>127232194
so why didnt u rank up?
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literally noones streaming wtf
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>>127232662
twitch tv/armshouse
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>>127232662
I am :3
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>>127232662
My bby Mezarthys is.
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>>127232932
link
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>>127232662
siglemic is lad
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>>127232510
i wasn't boosted and played good on my rank, was LE for a few matches but got deranked because i was to bad.
I am not saying deflating the ranks is bad, it was very much needed. But they should have just taken 2 ranks from everybody and then implemented their new ranking system.
If i get constantly deranked from winning over 66% of my matches it's fucking annoying. Also when i get deranked after winning a match vs the same ranks with good stats there is something very wrong with their shit
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>>127232662
>not watching the magic: the gathering tournament on scglive
lol its like you arent even cool
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>>127233012
>>127232970
>>127232886
literally who
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>>127233187
>not knowing our lads siglemic and james bardolph
uhh... reddit?
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>>127233140
>But they should have just taken 2 ranks from everybody
Why should high Elo GE's like me who had already been stable GE's for months before the welfare ranks happened be punished along with you welfare kids?
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Are people in ESL better? I'm sick and tired of getting MM with shitters, flamers, idiots, trolls, cheaters. It's way too rare to get into a team that communicates and knows what they are doing.
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>>127233140
>still not understanding the ranking change
hi leddit
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>>127233173
>not wearing shorts and watching magic: the gathering on twitch
LOL
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twitch tv/mezzarthy

waifu
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>>127232012
The game is on discount
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>>127232972
I lied. I don't stream and if I did people on /csgog/ would just be mean
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>>127233187
>not knowing who armshouse is

reddit get out
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>>127233303
If you deserve to be GE you'll be back there in no time.
I fucking shit on everybody in my rank and can't uprank for the love of god. It's so frustrating. Almost every game i lose it's because i either have a leaver or some 20 hours smurfer in the enemy team. But since valve decided to go full retardmode on this i am getting more bored with every unchallenging game i play
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>>127232662
im streaming lad
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>>127233514
I wouldn't be mean especially not if you're cute
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>>127233305
just play community my man
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>>127233572
I am cute, but last time people were mean
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>>127233596
community servers are filled with cheaters and the worst players imaginable
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>>127233596
I did that for many years in source. I got CSGO specifically because I like the competitive aspect that MM brings. A 5v5 match, I find, is much more fun that just running around randomly on a map with 20 other people. It's just so full of shitters, though.
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>>127233978
>cheaters
rarely
>worst players
not even close. 10x less griefers or squeakers or noobs or non-english fags than mm
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>>127234161
literally the opposite of true in both cases
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lurpiss beefing with our boy nicolai "devve" "device" redditz
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>>127234120
community comp, dude. go into browse servers and type in "comp" or "5v5" in the tags
like mm comp, but less shitters and you can quit games and no ranks to worry about
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>>127234228
kek what shitty servers do you play on then? [.RO]s? nosteam? kek
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>he felt for the amd meme
>he can't stretch his meme resolution because of the amd meme
get memed
and for euros, get mehmed
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did you stock up on the device stickers, magog?
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>>127235026
more like
>he fell for the stretched meme
>he fell for the 4:3 meme
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>>127235143
>falling for that shit

never again you fucking faggot
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https://www.teamliquidpro.com/news/2016/01/02/a-s1mple-pickup

im fucking ready for the NA FPL boys
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>>127233641
Please stream I'll be nice to you
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coming to L O N D O N in four weeks

any cute /csgog/ boys want to meet up~?
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>>127235259
>le native resolution man
absolutely disgusting
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>>127235313

>adren STILL hasn't been kicked
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>>127235259
>he doesn't play 4:3 stretched
hello silver
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>>127235313
>>127235515
adreN will get replaced as soon as pronax's visa gets approved
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>>127235313
YES. THIS IS WHAT FPL NEEDS.
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>>127235313
oh boy
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>>127235403
I'll be there to smash the life out of you with a hammer
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>>127235026
>implying you know what you are talking about
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>>127235627
no fucking way

prolapse in liquid
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how do you pronounce devve
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>>127235313
big fucking mistake
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>>127235751
de-V-fe
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hiko&s1mple carry ez
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why does the csgo community collectively pretend that thorin is funny?

is it some kind of joke where we all see if we can trick an autist into thinking he's hilarious to see what happens
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>>127235708
why are you being so mean?

>>127235751
dev-veh
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>>127235856
>he cant handle the banter
;>
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>>127235856
we do it to make reddit mad
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>>127235859
because you are human garbage, worthless
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>>127235856
spend some time in another esports scene (that isn't starcraft). thorin and rlewis are miles better than 90% of league or dota writers/casters. shit, i tried to listen to an esports podcast a week or so ago and got to listen to the csgo guy for TL and he didn't even know who moe was
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why the fuck are there retards on this general that don't play with positively-wrapped screen setting
>produces a fisheye effect to enlarge enemies near you
>curves screen with the curve of your eyes, creating a natural feel
>twists corners of screen to make them more circular and closer to center
>looks like a smile, which subconsciously makes you feel better and rage less
why the fuck do you losers just play on 4:3 instead
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>>127235751
diva
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>>127236150
looks cool how do i do it
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>>127232662
I can stream
I just dont have a mic, dont have a webcam, and I'm shit
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>stopped playing csgo
>remember i still had like 100 of those esl capsules from 2014
>4€
lmao
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>>127236260
Do it!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSJ7AvrFhlE
our guy does it again
reddit BTFO
tl:dw version: s1mple a god and maybe soon top1 plaer
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>>127236150
hi seized, didn't know you spoke english
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>>127236371
s1mple is a madman who gives no fucks

gotta respect that
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>>127235980
why are you such a sad, angry little man?
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>>127236354
I've also never streamed, so I have no idea what to do
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>>127236371
They need to get rid of adreN though
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LIQUID PROLAPSE FUCKING WHEN
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>>127236503
thoring said the same, but as of lately, he actually gives a fuck and tries to be not so "toxic".
And I fear that could have a negative impact on his gameplay

>>127236591
fuckboy adren can suck his dick while he carries the game with hiko
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>>127236520
kill yourself
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>>127236695
>adren will never transition to a qt girl
>you'll never massage trans adren's prostate
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>>127236695
>>127236962
>>127236520
human garbage
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what happened to the ranks?
just saw im nova 1 after quitting at MG1 couple months ago
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how do we get adren off liquid
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>if only adren wasn't on turd liquid we woulda win every major x(
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>>127236962
JDIMSA
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>>127237094
why would we want that, reddit?
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>>127237094
kidnap him and turn him into my sex slave
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>>127237332
flush yourself
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>>127237094
tell prolapse to join liquid
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>trying to level my fresh bought smurf
>people keep kicking me from dm's
jfc whats wrong with people
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>>127237260
>stealing feels' memes
fuck off lad
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>>127237332
only if you share
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>>127237092
same
top gn4 to gn1
recommend not playing for a few months until ranks settle or more vacwaves, to avoid hitting silver
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>>127237896
lol
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>>127236695
don't worry anon. steel and dazed and moe will be his friends and they will teach him how to win with toxicity
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>>127237896
Not playing will make it even worse lol
People who haven't played in a few months decayed as far as grom GE to DMG
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>>127238196
deranked twice in the past 3 games (2 losses) i played
despite doing well
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>>127237896
you will just drop no matter what cuz u a shitter and your mmr is silver now
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>>127225846
If you are still there you just have to get through feeling like hell for a day or two, drink a fuck ton of water, hydration helps everything.

Caffeine withdrawl is a bitch
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>>127238418
because the change was the mmr required for each rank
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>>127238468
sry im a carrier ;^)
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what's up everybody it's Cr1TiKaL
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Reminder that MMR is unchanged, so you are literally being matched with the same people you have been before the rank distribution changes
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>>127238602
>tfw cr1tikal sucks now
joe jimba
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>>127238418
There is a hidden rating number behind your account.
Let's say 1000
Before the change having a 1000 rating meant you were GN4, after the change it means you are GN1.
You are not deranking based on your performance, but based in the rating that determines your rank.

Not playing and letting your rank decay actually lowers that rating over time which means you'll derank even more once you play again.
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>>127236150
There is nothing natural about that at all
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>>127238850
pretty retarded tBh
not interested in playing with this shitty valve mechanic
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>>127239031
see ya
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>>127239031
They just changed the cut offs for each rank to make it a bellcurve centered around GN4.
With the old cut off system the high rank were way too common.
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http://counterstrike.wikia.com/wiki/Heavy_Assault_Suit
juggernaut suit incoming
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>>127239106
not on MM my friend
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>>127239194
space marine vs eldar when
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>>127239194
please no
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>>127239194
deep strike pods and assault marine jump packs when
>quick deep strike on site b we need backup
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>>127239194
UAV when
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>>127239194
they need to add a gun that does more damage to counter this now, maybe that's what the r8 was for?
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>>127239194
lightning claw knives power armor only when
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>>127239194
>OP awp now takes 3 shots to kill
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I'm not saying that it will be buffed to the insanely OP version we had when it was released but the R8 is gonna get buffed in the future. Nearly nobody uses it now.
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>>127239849
honestly valve will be so scared of it that they will take forever to change it again
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>>127239849
So when are we expecting a M249 buff if thats the logic we are going off?
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>>127239849
so? not every gun needs to be viable
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>tfw you have a cute /csgog/ bf
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>>127239194
it'll be a skin
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>>127240450
neck yourself
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>>127240450
beck yourself
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>>127240450
human refuse
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>>127240719
>>127240856
>permavirgins that will never have a cute bf

literally flush yourselves you ugly sods
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>>127241129
kill yourself
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>>127240719
>>127240803
>>127240856
wow rude wtf
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>>127239970
I really wish you'd realize how retarded you are
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>>127236591
This team would be nuts if Dazed was unbanned and he replaced him
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>>127241209
>>127241129
shut the fuck up
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>>127241170
I'll fucking stage a murder suicide with your family you waste of oxygen
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>>127241230
kys anime
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>>127235313
But isn't s1mple a cheater?
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>>127241358
no he's just a shitter

no one wants to play with him
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>>127241259
I will beat you senseless and hurl your mangled body on a bed of nails then drive you into them with a sledge hammer
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>>127236371
>people still think thorin is relevant in any way other than le epic bantz! xD
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>>127241358
>>127241436
he cheated dont kid yourself
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>>127241209
put your head in a noose and jump off a chair
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>>127241358
yes

for some reason cheating is ok in csgo as long as you wait a year

unless you're kqly or fxyo and then its like nah lol

but otherwise its like ye go for it
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Fuck, if Overwatch still requires GN1, doesnt that mean we lost a lot of OWers? gj valve, expect to see tons more greifers/hackers in your games lads
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>>127242025
once you have it you cant lose it, you can only lower your overwatch skill rating
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>>127241818
that's because his cheating only got caught by ESL Wire which is not that reliable anticheat and has been known to cause false positives

not saying s1mple didn't cheat, just explaining why his ESL ban isn't a bigger deal

it's like how m0e got caught for cheating by ESEA's AC so they slapped him a 2 year ban and he waited it out and now he is free to play
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>>127241353
never
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>>127243160
i want to hong your meiling
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>>127243327
wat
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>>127243160
I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOU
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Does this game support gamepads? It's on sale for 50% off.

'Yes' or 'No', that's the only answer I need. I don't need any other types of feedback. Keep the patronizing stuff to yourself please.
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>>127243880
fuck you
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>>127243880
yes
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>>127243880
yes
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>>127243880
kill youself
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>>127243880
fuck you
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>>127242323

>5 wins away from OW
>gn1 right now
>probably gonna hit silver 4 before i stop deranking
JUST FUCK
MY SHIT
THE FUCK
UP
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>>127243880
kill yourself
but yes

then again, you can also play papers please with a gamepad
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>>127243880
>playing counterstrike with a gamepad
what the heck
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>>127243880
flush yourself
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simple is just taking kids skins this is so dumb
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>>127244387
little known fact, papers please was inspired by this from tim and eric

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMbKalNq2gs
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>>127243880
noose your neck, buddy
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>>127244979
So? Other pros do the same except not so blatantly on stream. He don't give a shit.
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>>127246523
yeah pasha drowns in childrens skines

the steam marketplace is such a fucking scummy place seriously lol
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>>127246523
its boring and i want to be entertained
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>>127239194
WE DID IT REDDIT
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>Richard lewis isn't okay with the word rape
>Is okay with calling people pussies
Lol
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>>127247347
I wonder if rl has ever raped a girl

I bet he has, she was probably drunk and he probably tells himself she wanted it

given the kind of guy he is its more likely than not
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>>127247347
he should have brought up the imgur album in that vid
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why can't all guns be like the P90 in that it shoots where you point it?
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>>127247773
cs is an autist game
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>>127247693
what imgur album
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a party of 4 is in my game and none of them are trying
what do
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>>127248165
throw
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>>127248165
alt tab between deaths and mentally distance yourself from the game
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>>127239194
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>>127248275

the only correct answer
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can someone explain to me the way this new ranking system works?
i lost a game, and got instant deranked. wtf? i won two in a row then lost another and got deranked...
really though, wtf? is this how it works now? you cant lose games anymore ?wtf
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>>127248078
some tranny who is a friend of his slept with the guy from destructoid and had an imgur album of him. they showed the tamest pic on stream for a second.
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>its not okay to leave games and you deserve it if you leave
>its okay to flame your teammates because there is a mute button and you don't deserve it if you get punishment for being a giant asshole over and over again
Jesus christ Richard Lewis
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>>127248530
this guy explained it

>>127238850

its going back to the way things were before, the normal ranks

may 2015 until now was welfare ranks when everybody was too highly ranked and silver was deleted
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flush yourself
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noose yourself
>>
neck me
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>>127248832
>its ok to constantly throw games on purpose
>what the fuck, you couldnt connect to the match? you piece of filth , 7 day ban
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>>127247507
I just think its funny that he can recognize why using the word rape as a descriptor might be a little fucked up but can't recognize whats wrong with using the word pussy as a descriptor.
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Anyone know a good way to find a team?

I've achieved global in matchmaking and i'm pretty tired of MM. I've tried some Faceit but solo queuing there is really boring.
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>>127249728
coach me and once I git gud we can play together as payment for the coaching
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>>127249728

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/dinosower
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>>127249728
https://www.reddit.com/r/RecruitCS/
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Recently started playing comp -- just finished my placement matches. What the fuck is up with people just casually voice chatting?

It's super annoying when you are trying to listen to footsteps and people are talking about skins or how they almost got the dude that killed them. I ask people to stfu and they get upset with me

I got placed in gold nova 1. Is this common in higher leagues?
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>S1mple playing with or vs Steel, Dazed and MoE in NA FPL

Muh fucking dick.
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>>127250741
only if you're in eu, and then russians will casually talk about random shit all game at all ranks

in na that stops around mg
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>>127249810
Literally a group consisting of thousands of redditor faggots. Neck yourself if you join this.
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How does /csgog/ thaw their cold hands for CS?
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>>127250945
I-I'll warm y-you up.... if you want...
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Jesus fucking shti can i finally bet now
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>>127250945
honestly, jacking off works for me.
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>>127251023
are you a girl
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>>127250945
Watching hentai.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bWCVy-Z9Vw
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>>127250945
my /csgog/ bf warms them up~
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>>127250772
ironically, i dont think that'll be what tilts him. in eu fpl he gets mad when people aren't trying. in na fpl half the players dont give a shit and say so openly. moe steel and dazed all want to win, a2z or ocean just want to meme around

simple is going to be fully heffed
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>>127251047
mixcat i fucking beg
i would have won like 4 bets by now if csgl/valve didn't fuck up
let me hab these 4 cents pls
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>>127250945
I watch anime while wrapped in a blanket.
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>>127251426
>mfw S1mple's first FPL game is with Ocean, Warden, Moses and a2z
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>>127251176
no :(
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>>127251638

>yfw he gets sh0ts, warden, ocean, and dkt
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can som1 pls explain why even 4 cent guns have some people selling them for hundreds of $
literally what is the point
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>>127252705
hoping somebody misbuys

storing things on the market so you dont have them in your inventory lagging shit up

money laundering and scamming
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>>127252705
Maybe some retard actually buys it by accident. That's what they're thinking.
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>>127252079
>mfw this team

Just hit Global, the team

Sad part is Ocean and Warden have played the game for the same amount of years that Swag has been alive
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top lel
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i wish ESEA wasn't so trash in EU
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>>127252959
ocean is like a warning of what can happen to you if you make certain choices
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>manage to downrank smurf to DMG
>people literally just run at you with SMG's
>they never eco
>they never buy rifle
>they literally never stop moving

People are proud of this rank?
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>>127253551
>wanting to be part of a botnet
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>>127254145
I'm MG1 and we eco and buy rifles
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>>127254145
>>127254298
i had a game today with silver 4s and they weren't as bad as you describe
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>>127254298
Some of you I bet yeah, but there is no team play here. Some people seem to buy every round, while others eco in bizare ways.

I'm trying to throw, and I'm buying AK without armor every round. My team isn't saying a thing about this. They're ok with me running in and getting killed every singe round.
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>>127254213
i really can't be too scared of that tbqh

ESEA's service is so much better than faceit's but faceit has the better playerbase by far

ESEA is so full of these probably ak rank shitters who most likely decided to start playing there because they thought there are too many cheaters in MM for them to improve past that
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>>127253909
ocean owns the only real farm team in pro cs and smoke weed on twitch for a living. what's not to like?
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>>127252705
laundering money
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>>127254442
There are people buying p90 when they have literally 10k.
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>>127254496
Because if you buy right away every round what am I supposed to do.

Asusming you aren't trying to derank and don't understand ecoing you probably won't figure it out in the middle of a match anyway
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When is this coming out on xbox one?
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>>127252705
remember that time brazil broke the market?
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>>127254908
>Asusming you aren't trying to derank and don't understand ecoing you probably won't figure it out in the middle of a match anyway

Aren't DMG's supposed to know what eco is?
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>slide into the covers of my big empty bed
another night alone... night night csgog...
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every fucking fn atomic alloy has scratches all over the gaff
fuck
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>>127254769
>tfw I do this
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>>127255198
I don't fucking get it. The CT's have won 7 rounds in a row. They literally all have SMG's. There's a guy using an MP7 ever round.

Please tell me this isn't how low ranks play CS.
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>>127255056
99% of players in this game have no idea what the fuck is going on. 0 awareness.
All they are thinking about is staying alive and killing the guy that killed them last round.
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>>127255368
must be fun being in silver
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>>127255347
It isn't
>>
what do russian guys mean with дayны?
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>>127255347
it is
I consistently win duels with p90 against rifles and it's easier to fight 4 people at once with a single clip
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>>127256115
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"
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>>127231128
I was smfc/low-global before update and then went down to LEM after update, been stuck there since.

LEM is now is pretty much what SMFC was. Before the update LEM was ridiculously bad compared to SMFC, I could tell if I was in a match with all LEMs because things would get really stupid.
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>>127256115
"Downie"
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>>127256691

shit i thought they were complimenting my playstyle
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>>127256671
I just ranked my smurf up to supreme and it feels like it's the same rank as before.

I didn't even have to grind or really sweat the wins to rank up.
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Holy shit DMG has actual cheaters.

Haven't played against a single cheater at global for years now.
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>>127257005
>Haven't played against a single cheater at global for years now.

Yes you have.

>>127256869
I haven't deranked to LE so I guess that means I'm holding my weight, but I just assume it's currently impossible to rank up right now.

If you're not solo-que'ing that might be a different story.
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>>127257310
I'm solo-queueing.

Are you playing only dust 2 or something stupid like that? Also please tell me you're playing DM every day.
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Why is it bad to only play dust 2
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>>127257416
there are definitely tons of cheaters currently in GE but thats kind of to be expected

actually go ahead and maintain a vacstat.us list and you will see
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guys is there any way for someone to see your rank outside of game lobbies or ends of matches?
want to get gud at MM but dont want friends to laugh at me when i tell them i deranked to silver 3-4
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>>127257416
>Are you playing only dust 2 or something stupid like that?

I play about 50% Cache and 50% Dust2. There's nothing wrong dust2. I notice no difference in people I get with the dust2 matches compared to other maps, people still seem to generally be the same regardless of map.
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>>127257826
If you have the game on at all they can see your rank by clicking on "show csgo profile".
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>>127257826
if any of your friends are playing csgo you can right click on their name in the main menu and view profile with rank
other than that, no
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>>127257826
>deranked to silver 3-4
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>>127257851
Dust 2 has tons of cheaters man. Tons.

If you want to rank up, avoid it. Unless you're a god on the map.
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>>127257992
>>127257992
fak
>>127258048
kek, im nova 1 atm, but if i drop to gn3-tier prerank, i will literally get silver 3 or so
i was gn4 so pressure is immense
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>>127258397
>i was gn4 so pressure is immense

play 20 mins of dm a day and you'll rank up to DMG ez. That's literally all it takes.
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>>127258631
but how do I rank up from only DM?
>>
team did awful first half, second half we destroyed.
I queued with two "supreme smurfs", and they bottomfragged the whole game, I 2nd topfragged, and a 12 year old topfragged. They thought we were all smurfs/cheaters. One of my teammates was spamming justin bieber.
We won the game, 16/10, but I feel like we should've lost.
In fact, I feel worse winning than I do if we had lost.
How do I not feel shit about winning a game I don't at all deserve? I'm MG2 right now.
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>>127258929
Play both
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>>127259361
>They thought we were all smurfs/cheaters.
"they" being the enemy team.
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>>127259361
If you keep winning and doing well at what point do you stop being underserved of a win
>>
I don't get why people think s1mple is toxic. He's literally right about everything.
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>>127259361
if you wanna blog atleast format your post a tiny bit thanks
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>>127259526
they gave up. they literally all gave up. I don't deserve that win because they were better than us.
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>>127260013
how do you know they were better?
And lets say you don't deserve that win, the amount of games that you deserve to win yet lose will balance those out if you play enough games.

In the short term you might be more lucky or less lucky, but given enough time you will still be better than yo uwere befor

Just don't worry about it so much and go queue for another
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>>127260263
>how do you know they were better?
They beat me literally every single spray battle in the first half, they had better strats, were more coordinated.. More than that but you get the gist. Just better players.
>Just don't worry about it so much and go queue for another
Yeah, no. I'm playing awful today, like, seriously the worst I've done in a long time, but I still wrecked those guys.
>>
Why is DM so much better than Casual yet both exist?
>>
is s1mple good player?
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>>127260809
He is literally a god.

Top 3 CSGO players ever.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>127260749

why isn't there a casual gametype that has comp rules? its so fucking counter-intuitive to have casual demolition with the stupid 12v12 bullshit
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>>127260967
hes good but thats pushing it a bit

his stats are somewhat inflated
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>>127260981
hello reddit
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>>127261396
fag
>>127260981
valve has a deathbed list. things that they will add when playerbase starts declining.
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none of these were rank up games
i want out of this hell
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Do competitive matches really last 90 minutes? Because I got the game a week ago and the fact that the game says competitive matches may last 90 minutes is what's turning me off from trying competitive.
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>>127262371
fuck you're bad
>>
hi guys do i need to be le 360 quickscope god to be good at the game

also any videos on how to effectively use recoil? i understand it is there and that i need to pull my gun, but do i need to always do this? do i always crouch before shooting or is holding walk enough? do i strafe while shooting with an AK47 or is this only doable with submachineguns? also how do pistols work? do i need to wait on my crosshairs to come back together? and should i play deathmatches until i can win before playing domination?
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Why don't you have a butterfly knife yet, /csgog/?

>>127262038
nice meme but you can do better. Try using f a m a lot, you can post f a m (space) which is 4 digits 500 times, and it gets replaced with senpai which is 7 digits. Hence 7 times 500 is 3500 char in one post, that's a long post. Put each one on a different line... you see where im going.

Now get out there and meme harder, anon!
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>>127262371
Rank?
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>>127262038
hltv on point lately
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>>127262770
oh and regarding the quickscope deal, im saying this because the model in the sticky is le quickscope
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>>127262770
Don't watch shitty videos. Learn from players who are better in game when you meet them.

Play DM 4 hours a day. Play a ton of DM before and after every match. Watch your demons back when you lose and look at what you did wrong/what enemy did right.
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>>127262790
currently gn2
people still run and gun with p90s across the map and half the time no one responds to mic
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>>127263452
Join the retardation and be better with p90 than them I guess.

It's pretty much the same up until LE. Then people at least buy rifles and sometimes use mics.
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>was an MG1 before derank
>only GN4 after the derank
Which is weird because I've been practicing and getting better but never felt like I could hang with old-rank DMG'. I'm the only person I know who actually had a promotion during the deranking :^)
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Just got my rank two days ago , GN2 I have 200 hours in game and have never played any other cs game. Did I do okay?
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>>127262770
The new in this one hurts but i'll try.

Yes, you will always need to pull down when you shoot a long string of rounds. This map shows you exactly where you will need to aim for a bullet to hit the target, it's all about timing and learning the pattern. At first just practice the first 10 rounds then hit E to reset your ammo and the dot, then try again. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=419404847

I don't know what crosshair you're using but the default one is shit. This map has an easy retard-proof gui for changing your crosshair. Go into the back room and pick one you like then move from there. Try shooting and moving and shit with each one because some are reactive and others aren't. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=308490450

This is how you will actually get better. This lets you practice shooting dots on the wall until you get used to your sens, you should play it every day before you play a match. You can just hit start and it will run, but if you use the last option on the left side of the board it will run forever and you can zone out and click dots forever. Once you think you're good, try lowering the timing, no one expects you to do .25 as not many people can even react that fast, let alone aim at a specific dot and kill it. .5 is pretty fast too. I'm LEM and run 95% of the dots on default mode at .75 seconds, and 75-80% of the dots on .5 timing. Use an AK and don't be afraid to burst at the dots on default mode, you don't have to tapfire. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=241148414

>>127262586
not really. 90 min is literally planting the last second and letting the bomb go off every round, that never happens. 30-60 min is normal, hour matches being the 16-14 or 15-15 ones normally. Of all my downloaded matches 25 min was the shortest and 58 min is the longest.
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>>127264005
i went from global to le ;_;

>tfw deletes all my friends who are still global out of shame
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>>127264269
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Thank fuck I don't have to play with retards like you anymore.
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>>127262773
I've been opening breakout cases forever now. I'm fucking sick of p2k ivories it's making me sick
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>>127264479
yeah you'll never see me in a nova game again, don't worry
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>>127264742
At least you don't get nothing but fucking Negev skins whenever you open crates
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Is 1 shot tapping the best way to play with the galil

I can't figure this fucking gun out
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>>127264742
>>127264993
>opening cases
you deserve it
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>>127264993
>not hording negev skins, waiting until valve eventually decides to buff LMGs somehow and the prices soar
wow anon nice one KappaPride
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>>127236150
here's an idea
play a game with devs that arent scared of 90+ fov
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>>127265243
You have 35 bullets.

Try to dink with 1st bullet, and then just spray.
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win 5 games in a row at nova 3 and still no fucking rank up
thanks for the shitty fucking ranking system
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>>127261385
>somewhat
>OH MAH GOD LOOK AT HIS RATING
>TOTALLY BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD
>based on two maps against tier 57213775 teams
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>>127266548
the system was always fucked up, i had games like win 3 lose 1 and then win 1 lose 5 and after i went in streak with 8 wins and no rank up, next match i went 15 15 and i ranked up, right after that tie match i lost and deranked. Legit as always
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>>127262038
beautiful
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>tfw finally starting to git gud
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>>127266548
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>>127267385
rank?
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>NA "pros" literally playing on default settings
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>>127267568
silver 2
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Eyo famalam, I'm heading out to the 7/11 for some sick gamer snacks.

What you want boi?
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lolyou 4 na fpl
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>>127267568
Global Elite
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>>127268032
Get me some Spicy Nacho Doritos bro
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>>127268032
Dumle and some julmust my man
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>>127268032
>>127268263
>>127268317
epic xD reposting on reddit brb
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>>127268379
ty 4 (u)
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>>127268317
I've got you.

>>127268317
Sorry, I don't support muslim products. I'll get you a mars bar.
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>two guys on team are fucking around
>manage to get 14-16, be top frag
>still drop, for the fifth time after welfare
Fucking selling my skins now, I thought "true elo" was actually true, but seems it isn't and the system is just dropping you despite your performance.
Serves me right for playing reserves.
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If future president of the United States Donald J. Trump were a CS:GO map, he'd be de_port
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>>127269072
Yeah valve is retarded.
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>>127269084
too bad he's going to be left in de_dust

XD
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>>127269084
If your moms ass were to go anywhere near my dick, it'd be de_stroyed.
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>>127262773
but I have one
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>>127269493
nice avatar
>>>/reddit/
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>>127269748
someones jelly :d
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>>127262773
I had a FN Slaughter Bfly but I traded it for vanilla Karambit and some extra skines.

Best trade of my life, love this new knife
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>>127269164
Butthurt Shillary supporter detected
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>>127269164
found the redditor
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post madman
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This is my first CS, I have 600 hours played and got downgraded to DMG.

My aiming is horrendous. When I watch pro stream I realize I am so so so so bad (I like S1mple and Kioshima's stream)
I have g400s 800dpi 1sens. How do get better. I already do 1 hour of deathmatch a day for the last 6 months but feel like I improve so slowly if at all. Do I just have no talent for this?
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>>127269984
>>127270195
damn /pol/ provides the easiest (You)'s lmao
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Is the "your offers" section the only way to get music kits or can you get them from crates/marketplace as well?
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>>127267471
ok so i dont get what you did with the scribbles but that original touhou anteater pic is already pretty weird
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>>127270281
600 hours is not much

your settings sound reasonable

i recommend you not to overdo grinding dm

for me dm is something that i play for maybe 5 minutes to get warmed up, it's not where i actually improve my aim
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>>127270651
yes you can buy them from steam market
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>mge
>lose one game
>mg1

oh my
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>>127271318
when will these fucking posts stop im so bored of hearing you guys losing your welfare ranks

i can't even feel schadenfreude over it anymore it's just boring
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>>127271468
>schadenfreude
had to look up to remember correct definition
10/10 post
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What is the command to get fast molotov or inciendary grenade depending which one I have? This one doesn't work with molotov

bind "5" "use weapon_knife;use weapon_incgrenade"
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>>127272069
add in "use weapon_molotov"
idk why you have knife in there senpai?
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>>127272235
well mate with the command the grenade gets in your hand faster, and you can throw it faster
check it out

thanks btw, this should works

bind "5" "use weapon_knife;use weapon_incgrenade;use weapon_molotov"
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S1mple is joining Liquid lads, there's still hope for NA.
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And I thought s1mple didn't get mad at FPL anymore. Can't wait until he gets into the NA one. #news1mple
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Im so fucking sick of trying to git gud /vg/ I really am.

I play on my own and rank is constantly me vs premades, smurfs, or i have trolls and derankers on my team.


Leagues community isnt this shit and theyre cancer.
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>>127272384
that command selects the knife and then instantly selects the molotov
how does having the knife there make a difference?
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>>127272384
really? ill check it out
thanks teaghlach
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should just make the rounds 2 minutes again so it's a nice round number and leave the bomb timer as it is now
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>>127272647
fuck off retard
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>>127272423
he's playing fpl atm and literally called some guy in his team "fucking retard". his reason was kinda justified, and it's always funny how they try to comeback "b-but u have to play for NA now".
>>127272534
>stewie: ph0n0no0nin
>s1mple: shad de fuck up idiot kid
Can't wait til he meets steel and dazed
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>>127272712

neck yourself
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>>127272565
What rank are you? Please don't tell me it's below Supreme
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>>127270203
i miss him...
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>>127272572
>>127272621
correction, this only works when launching 2 grenades one after another. Switching to knife cancels the grenade throwing animation and allows to throw the second grenade faster

or something like that I think
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>>127272842
was MG deranked twice because i lost twice in a row due to trolls/smurfs.

Silver is too shitty and being an average player leaves no room to improve because theres only pubs or ranked where ill just get fucked over
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>>127272565
:( dont worry bud, when this derank spree finally settles csgo will be fun again.

>>127272647
i agree senpai. honestly i prefer games where my t side is good and we have time to set up with smokes and flashes and can execute well.
playing on mirage or train with a team that actually knows smokes and can listen, regardless of mics, is one of the best feelings in cs

>>127272937
i cant believe i didnt know this. i usually just quick switched before but this is much more handy, especially double flashing into sites.
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>>127273020
DM against bots or in Valve servers then to make your aim more consistent.
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Why aren't there any grenade or rocket launchers in CS:GO?
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what map is summit playing on rn?
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>>127271468
It's fine if it happens 2-3 times.
6 is just bullshit.
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why is s1mpel so toxik?
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Why is cobblestone such a shit map?
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>tfw Swedish so I can pronounce "devve"
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>drop 50 bomb
>16-0
>derank
Uhh, gotards?
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>>127272937
i used to use these binds but it sometimes fucks up and when you press your grenade button instead you will take your knife in hand

it never happens if you make an own listen server with 0 ping

the higher your ping is the more likely it is to happen
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>>127273863
cobble is a comfy map for a late night game where you dont want to put in too much effort
CT:
>mag7 drop
>solo hold a
>awp or rifle b long
T:
>rush b with team
>b split and go drop with some flashes
>lurk at a and catch the connector hold offguard
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dont know if i like this game
i just hate this uncertainty because i have no idea where my team mates are, what angle theyre holding, when theyre gonna retard push, when 2 people are gonna force and 3 are gonna save
and then all these russians
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>MGE before all of this
>dropped to silver after a really close game
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>>127270743
Where do you improve your aim?

>>127271468
Not you again. Reddit is calling retard.
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>>127274518
find a team
\_('-' )_/
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>there are peeople who dropped to silver after the rank change
LMFAO
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>>127274707
unlucky man :( gl getting back up
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help me out here guys
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>>127274179
proof dickhead
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>>127274824
I didn't play MM for a while so I had to get a rank again. Got ranked at Gold Nova Master first and I'm already at DMG after 2 days. Why do people keep complaining?
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i was le haven't played in 2 months. am i going to nova guys really
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https://twitter.com/Sadokist/status/683395220910792704
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any cuties here play ESEA and trying to pug right now?
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Config site not working anymore.

Anyone got a good high fps config?
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>>127274743
how nice of you to give me 2 differen't (You)'s in 1 post

anyway i feel like aim is best improved by simply playing the game in these competitive 5v5 games be it MM or some 3rd party service

it's about developing that muscle memory along with the experience of battling out that same engagement over and over again

some sort of "raw aim" that is simply about a person's ability to click on a certain area of the screen as quickly as possible really isn't what makes people who are regarded as having good aim aim well

your aim is very much tied to the context of the engagement where you have to use it. many pros have certain favorite engagements where they feel particularly comfortable in and they purposefully try to challenge their opponents in those engagements because they feel confident about winning them
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>>127271468
this
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>tfw still global

suddenly, out of 5 global friends, im the only still global

feels alright man
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>>127275382
>not playing everything on full
hello silver
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>>127275615

ah nevermind reddit got this shit, thanks for nothing retards
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>>127273829
you mean 6 deranks? like from gold nova 1 to silver 1?
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>>127274518
look at the radar famas
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>>127275382
>high fps config
no such thing in csgo

there's basically no commands at all that actually affect FPS significantly that are not already available as settings from the menu
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this mod on roca's stream is the biggest autist i've ever seen
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>>127273914
but its danish
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>>127276918
roca's stream is one of the biggest hugboxes on twitch
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>>127276918
>watching roca's stream
reddit
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GIve me the link to a sick pro match that I should watch next.
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>go to summits stream
>almost 14k people
>he's not even there
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>>127277486
watch our second igl steel instead live right now homie
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>>127277503
he has created his own infinite loop of money
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>>127277753
>steel

that guy is sleazy as fuck
doesn't regret anything he did
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>>127277931
b-b-but he made a new years post where he went woe is me about his depression and shit! you must like him now!
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>>127277931
hello reddit
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>>127277503
>tfw summit rides the AGDQ hype
>"speedruns" OoT
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>>127277931
>not liking steels abrasiveness
hes literally our guy anon
are you silver or something?
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>>127278070
fuck off

>>127278064
Nah man, when you hear him talk on the issue you get the feeling that he's sorry for what he did because he's banned, not because he's seen the error in his ways. I don't think iBP should be banned forever but that guy hasn't learned his lesson. Just my impression.
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>>127278307
How can you tell me to fuck off when you're being literally reddit now.
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>on T side no one wants to go first in so we lose
>on CT side they keep pushing so we lose
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>>127278419
tell them to stop anon
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>>127278419
you have the element of surprise on CT side

on T side there is no surprise
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>>127278307
it's obvious steel doesn't feel bad at all about it

he's just desperately trying all the measures he has to get unbanned

all this charity shit

talking about his depression and other personal problems in hopes of gaining sympathy

he's a scheming jew that's what he is
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>>127277486
that G2 vs mouz game from Cluj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9NZL4UQNl8
I loved nearly everything about this match. It makes me sad they cut Gob since you can see how their strats adapt and change consistently getting mouz into near win situations. You can even tell Gob is putting himself in positions where he shouldn't have to have aim battles since he knows he's less skilled than everyone else. It was a really good game from both sides.
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>>127275864
Yeah but from MGE to Nova 1.
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>>127278521
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>>127277931
>doesn't regret anything he did
he literally regrets what he did
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>>127277931
you're not wrong
but that's why hes our guy, mr. redditz
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>>127278854
yeah because he got caught

if he hadn't he would be patting himself on the back for being such a crafty jew and getting all that money for no effort
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>>127278965
This. Steel is a classic case of "regrets getting caught, not the action."

Dazed is a cool dude tho. Send him love.
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>>127279137
Lol fuck off dude seriously. Dazed is x100 times worst than Steel.
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happy ny tbH
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>>127278965
true. I dont think he would get banned for life tho if he got caught when he decided to do it.
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>>127279137
both are cool desu
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>>127279207
I dont think he thought would...*
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>>127279183
no. kill yourself ignorant redditor. i'd bottom for dazed if it meant he would be happy again.
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>>127279335
The only people who support dazed are fucking redditors.

He's literally an e-celeb. He isn't a pro player. He is completely irrelevant to the scene. Watching dazed is watching an e-celeb. Hes on the same level as LIRIK or JonTron you fucking redditor faggot.
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>>127279306
Don't get me wrong, I like both of them, but I'd lend DazeD some money for lunch but not Steel.
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>>127279183
>>127279430
you are obviously from reddit. reddit hates dazed. csgog loves him and would suck his dick
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http://strawpoll.me/6435241
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>>127279430
? Every member of ex-iBP has/is working for an org after getting banned. Think about that. Even the best Na players ask him for demo reviews.
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>>127279615
>the plague or cholera?
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>>127279430
how big of a newfag are you lmfao
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>>127279610
Reddit loves e-celebs.

>>127279626
They aren't pro players though...they're puggers, scrimmers, and 10manners, lol.

>>127279769
>newfag
Hello reddit!
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>>127279753
cholera's way more treatable dude, easy pick f a m
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tfw need an antidrug because i'm alcoholic
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dazed and steel are both our guys
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>>127279480
true, very true
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>>127279825
>>>/reddit/
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>>127279825
All have been analysts or coaches since being banned, and some still are.

So....
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heelloo felllow reddiots :D
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>>127280035
But they can't compete, so they're irrelevant to the scene.


So....hello reddit.
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>>127279906
>our guys
>not entire renegades lineup
how are the silver ranks?
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>>127279875
They both kinda are.

>>127279753
As an oregonian I gotta keep up with my state and get plague.
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>>127280108
>anyone that doesnt compete is irrelevant

how fuckiing stupid are you? fucking piece of shit redditor i will flusha you down the fucking toilet
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spunj is cute! CUTE!!
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