Ironic goatposting is still goatposting edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game's Demo
Hey guys let's put all the skype/discord/irc etc links in the OP :^)
my goteposting is never ironic anon
edgeriel seeing northern lights coming soon unless i get distracted by destiny
I hope we get official Napstablook merch some day.
Anything to drink tonight, /utg/? Just got some good whiskey in.
okay i asked in the last thread, but i figure i'll ask here too
can someone explain to me this new internet culture that's arisen where getting mad somehow means you've automatically lost the argument
see, back in the physical world, both parties usually start the argument already mad as hell, and the winner is usually whoever gets the most mad, or stays mad the longest
and in the early days of the internet it was like that too, but around 2006-2008 or so everything changed and now it's the opposite
There's some weird and frankly fucking stupid mentality permeating the internet where putting any kind of effort or passion into anything, especially discussion, is considered bad, autistic and worth of mockery
All this talk of Pardoposting has me remember the recent pastebin story that came up.
A cold blooded predator comes face to face with a certain
thick skinned detective.
>"Frisk, do you like me?"
>"I can forgive you being a faggot...but if you like ME that means you're a furry too."
>"I won't be brothers with a furfag, I'm sorry."
a lewdposter gave me 150 images yesterday
/utg/ is nothing without ERPers
why are you posting this here
Thread's grumpy, so I'm gonna go to bed early and give it a break from my goatposts
Why are you asking this here of all places?
I'd imagine its because people can pretend that they were trolling the entire time nowadays
waterfor once because i'm all out of coke
I want a life-size Napstablook plushie
Dunno where you been, but 'usually starting an argument mad' isn't really a thing. If you do, it means you're both assholes, or at least lacking in composure.
Getting made when the other isn't makes you look the fool. And the fool doesn't win arguments.
Being angry solves nothing and doesn't get your point across. You can't win an argument online with threats of violence like you can irl. People figured that out and now you actually have to have a real argument instead of letting your emotions dictate your responses.
Being pissed means you're letting your emotions get the better of you and you're trying to lash out on the internet- a place where such lashing out does nothing. All you're doing is wasting energy and it's laughable. IRL it's not so much, because you could legitimately deck someone if you get pissed enough.
'Umad' was originally a trolling thing, because that was exactly what trollers were going for: getting people upset. Eventually it was warped to be an ad hom attack to essentially clarify "I have nothing productive left to say".
because i want answers to my questions and i'm too fuckin stupid to figure them out on my own
and because i saw a bunch of people in the last thread trying to do the "u mad" meme and acting like they "won the argument" or whatever and it kinda confuses me
>/utg/ is nothing without ERPers
Wow this meme is so hot spicy and fresh I can't even touch it
they literally just showed up, if you wanna ERP you can add each other on steam just like your steam friend threads.
I heard that Steam is able to sync your saves and keep you forever tainted after a Genocide run even after you disable Steam Cloud AND disable Internet
(read that on the UT wiki)
Does Geben send hitmen to my house to reinstall my saves or what?
>accidentally make an extra thread
My bad. IRC for edgelord RPers: #undertalegeneral on Rizon.
I'LL TAKE THE STRONGEST THING YOU GOT!
Stuffit the Muffet
Cute and tasteful fat is the greatest, because it means showering your loved ones in delicious food and affection is having an effect
reminder to politely
obliterate all naysayers
Just a cup of Hot Chocolate, please
Passive-Aggressiveness has taken over. If you're mad, you can't think straight and have to retort with dumb bullshit no one wants to hear. It's the reason behind le successful troll. No one wants to admit they're mad because that means they care too much about a needless argument. Apathy is the way to win
But it's whatever
I've got the rare-a Charas.
It's a secret to everyone.
>they literally just showed up
ERP has been a fundamental aspect of /utg/ since the early days friend, without our upstanding ERP citizens this would just be an imagedump
god bless you lewdanons
You got any grape SqueezeIts?
Or grape Little Hugs?
Don't have Serious Sans but is Doom Sans close enough?
I guess, I've been hearing people say they don't care anymore so much these days. It's the new 'umad'. I've taken it upon myself to move on when I truly don't care, that way I'm not bothering anybody anymore and nothing's bothering me
>that needless final panel that only exists to bully the goatdad
Who? Also no, but if he posts lewd then that's fine
Remember to have realistic goals for 2016 and they'll come true!
>SA-UUURP-ANS! SANS COME ON WE GOTTA GO
>go where, dings?
>WE-WE GOTTA GO TO THE DUMP, SANS
>WE GOTTA FIND SOME GOOD SHIT FOR TH-THIS NEXT PROJECT SANS
>what are we even looking f-
>D-UUUURRP-OOON'T FORGET YOUR BABY BROTHER
>wh-why what for
>DON'T QUESTION ME, SANS, THIS-THIS IS IMPORTANT
So is that what we've become now
a bunch of apathetic neo-post-ironic nihilistic agnostic new age retro indie memewave trollcore legionpunk cyber hippies, using as little effort as possible, caring as little as possible, talking as little as possible, moving as little as possible, thinking as little as possible, trying to 'totally fight the establishment, maaaan', but not actually trying, because trying means you're putting in effort, and effort's 'so uncool, maaaan'
yeah that's bullshit and i refuse to believe it
seems to me like it's more like this:
Nah nah, if it was the one in response to Undyne hanging out with hobo Pardo then
I found it fucking hilarious, I just worried that I'd upset YOU. Pardoposters are a gift, but I can't understand you all the time.
I know, I'm still trying to get it down. Taking a half break from it for a while since I'm trying to art and the charm died a bit.
Just milk? Alright.
Don't have that, might be because it's something that no one ever orders. >>127197082
One Hell coming up, try not to fry your circuits.
Don't carry the stuff.
Sure, want marshmallows with that? >>127197203
I got grape juice, if that's what you're asking. For the kids, of course.
Really? I can remember walls of spoiler tags with the lewdest shit in them going back to at least october
You make the best hot chocolate, Grillbs
and yes, marshmallows are good
If I was taller I'd be your goatbro
I look cute in a sweater
Don't bother, I've talked with these types of posters before. They have the memory of the goldfish and if you actually go to the lengths of getting proof they will ignore your post and keep acting like you never said anything.
Asgore, Papyrus, Undyne
Snowdrake, Naspstablook, Lesser dog
zth for picking your favorite Chara
Alphys, Undyne, and Mettaton are my top 3 for sure. Skelebros, Flowey, and Goatdad all shortly behind.
The whole cast is just too likable to pick definitively.
>Mettaton NEO down in one hit
I thought Genocide Run was supposed to be CURAHZEE, but ever since Undyne it's kind of been meh.
Would you help Asgore hide the bodies of all the children he's killed? Keep in mind it would require at least 8 1/2 hours of digging shallow graves in the Nevada desert
Reposting because I had some formatting errors with Notepad++. I should really write in a proper doc environment like Word or something.
Anyway, Yandere Asriel.
I tried sketching some cute, please leave comments
I'm in Nevada, so
Sickanon from a wile back, still sick. But I'm least starting to feel a little better. Hell of a way to spend new years.Hope everyone is doing alright, resting back and letting my back recover. All that harsh coughing did a number on me.
The way you mentioned the Nevada desert makes me think he's like a drug addict or horribly unlucky for killing kids and it makes me laugh.
Keep drawing it.
Thanks. Asgore thinks so too, shame about the marshmallows getting in his fur, though.
Hey /utg/, would you fuck my cousin?
That's them in the picture.
THANKS, GRILLSBY, I NEED TO DRINK AWAY THE HATERS!
If you are gonna talk smack, at least tell me how I could improve.
IF YOU INSIST, DARLING!
I've been waiting for a long time for someone to write about this, I shall read it and probably enjoy it thoroughly.
If you're wanting to drink away the haters, Hell does it for you. Someone drank the whole glass once, forgot the whole month.
God damn it it was friday and I completely forgot.
>Expecting it to be anything other then disappointing.
Anon, don't use tulpae as your vessel for shitposting. And don't link .info, it's dead as fuck and being reworked. I've already told everyone here to contact me if they want to know instead of posting it here.
I'M SURE I'LL HANDLE IT BETTER THAN HIM! HA HA, HA- HOLY FRISK THAT BURNS!
No because I can't vote for a single one. I'm gonna give them all cuddles
Trust your instincts when you go like that. Nobody notices the flaws of an image as much as the artist can. Either way, you'll get good at goat dad someday
Mad Dummy would be a little shit to leak his cousin's nudes now that you mention it
Don't say I didn't warn you. It was my father's recipe, the man knew how to make a good drink.
I wanna lick bara flowey's muscles I bet they taste like honeydew
Why go for the inferior child though?
What do you love most about Mettaton?
Personally, it's his
music. He has the best music in his segments
I hope you like it. I know it isn't a very long story, I just felt like writing and threw it together.
If I ever get into writing alongside others sure, but until then I'll stick to Word.
Sure, I'll let my girl bring it to you. Need a snack to go with that?
I adore the fucking sax solo in Death by Glamour. That shit is on point. He's also just one of my favorite personalities in general and I really wished he was a proper boss fight as NEO, even if easier than Undying
WOW-EE, GRILLSBY, WAS YOUR DAD A FUCKING CHEMIST? I CAN'T FEEL MY GEARS TURNING ANYMORE!
Yes, actually, not to be entitled or anything. I really do know a lot and am more than happy to help anyone here, if it helps move it out of the general.
Gaster is always watching
Thanks. I really cannot hate any of the characters in this game. Just the more obnoxious posters, and even then I usually let it slide because there's no reason to cause a shitstorm. I need to get to drawing more bots myself
I hope he's here to protect me then
After a long time of doing things I wasn't proud of, I needed to get away from the life I had. Hung everything up, bought a place in Snowdin, and went on from there.
He was just someone who knew that others needed something to forget the world and their woes. Good man he was.
g-g-g-goddamnit i c-c-can't s-s-s-s-stop st-stuttering in m-m-my t-t-t-t-t-t-t-text
i'm t-t-t-totally n-n-not d-doing th-this on p-p-p-p-purpose t-to l-l-l-look l-l-like an anime b-b-bitchboy or anything
it's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-definitely c-c-cute and n-n-n-n-not f-f-f-fucking annoying at all
I did enjoy it! It was quite a nice refresher from all the long lewd fics I've been reading.
I was gonna draw a comic of grillby making frisk a milkshake but then I realized how can he prepare a milkshake without it melting
So with Sans I'm SUPPOSED to die a whole bunch of times before it really starts, right?
I'm suprised that Temmie only gets posted once or twice a thread most of the time.
His stupid silly cartoon arms. They make me laugh when I see them. He's good a good body and legs then these silly robot arms. It's the best.
Ew, no. I love you too. And no, I won't because the only ones I really dislike are anti-character posters bringing negativity to try stirring up shit. Funny at first, but after a while it's pretty obnoxious. Even I won't shitpost against the characters I'm not much a fan of
but maybe that's got to do with being a namefag and needing a good reputation, right?
i'm n-n-n-not c-c-c-c-complaining or sh-shitposting you f-f-fucking idiot, i'm s-s-s-s-s-s-seriously h-h-having an actual p-p-p-p-p-problem over h-h-h-h-h-here
s-s-s-s-s-somebody p-p-p-please h-h-help m-m-m-m-me
seems like you're suffering from the early stages of pneumonia senpai
as a medical expert my suggestion is to kill yourself now and save yourself much suffering later
Looks like you've got some issues with what I'm assuming is a speech-to-text software. They can get a little spazzy if they aren't set up right or if you're getting one of the cheap off-brand ones. Dragon works alright but it's a bit pricey.
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL SEE IF IT'S STRONG ENOUGH TO WORK ON SYNTHETICS! I'M ALREADY FEELING TIPSY, AND IT USUALLY TAKES A FEW BOTTLES OF SCOTCH TO GET THAT GOING!
I'm not sure why but it's usually momfags and dadfags doing it, not even as a real argument just because they feel some weird extreme blind loyalty.
I'm still convinced you hate me.
Probably just here for trolling fish.
just a quick question then
I can sometimes hear my tulpa in my thoughts, but i don't really have solid visualization. Is it better to make a wonderland and visualize there? Or try to visualize directly in the real world?
Maybe we need more rare dads?
>it's usually momfags and dadfags doing it
Can confirm we are cancer. I've been cutting back on the shit posting lately though, the same old arguments get old
>not wanting a mature brazen goat wife dressed up in lingerie
You have no name. Piss in the wind, Anon... Only you will know how many (You)s you've gotten
Not surprised. Kinda sucks because I really like both.
Heavy preference for dad, but I found the game through mom on some ancient /v/ threads and convinced my friend that when the game comes out it won't just be Goat Mom Simulator. I still give him shit for how right I was
Also this shit fucked me up more than Undying
Nigga, did I not just say I wanted to move it elsewhere? Email me at email@example.com.
The average player is expected to die at least 12 times, hence there being 12 different unique starting dialogues based on your death count
But a particularly skilled player could certainly beat him on the first or second try.
Well it could be a result of some form of brain damage. Maybe something to do with a hyperactive ventral Tegmental Area causing a chemical imbalance?
Doesn't sound quite likely though...
Yeah, me too. What can you do. It is very shameful.
It's a rainy sunrise outside.
Rain is splashing,
People are Slipping.
On days like these, 4channers like you.
S h o u l d b e s l e e p i n g i n b e d.
Can't we all get along and share the thread?
someone didn't see the true pacifist ending!
What a dank memeposter, Gaster. I'm just trying to help and get that shit out of the thread since it will always lead to shitposting, as you can see above.
I'm posting this horrifying fetish art so you will all be scarred for life.
>not counting any of the responses as on topic
>caring about on topic posts when your just shit posting your self.
>talking about the game
Considering that I'm the faggot who's been pestering you and rewarding you for your generosity by rudely demanding Sans ectotummy vore or fat Papyrusyou probably don't want to be.
I probably can do it if it involves shitposting. I'm a pro at that and the female anatomy
Oh wait, I'm not even good at that
Don't you want him to shove your face into his armpit and lick up the literal nectar of the gods, anon~?
i have a very small gaster folder. it has that pic and
I want to impregnate all of them amalgamated into a super Chara
True. I'll be honest, I don't think this grin I'm wearing means I want to draw this. Maybe I should get that bank account and be like naga-Sans vore Anon
No worries. None of these replies can really phase me much
postbecoming a neet
Oh, Gaster o'clock already?
you win this round, undershit
I'll be back in a few months
Nah, don't do it if you don't want to.
It might get reposted a lot as evidence for people hating you.
And tumblr produces a lot of that garbage anyway, I've got my pick of the trashheap. It's only the chase I'm interested in really.
That's not Yan-Asriel its Chara being Chara. Its still a good story tho. Thanks for attempt.
goats were made for bullying anon
Get a better picture.
Because goats are fluffy.
I have lots of different dads that come in all sizes
Judging by some of the posters 3 or so threads back, your right
I've got a large selection of gasters. anybody looking for any particular kind?
it's always time for Gaster
What about Mad Dummy?
good night /utg/
I'm gonna try to dream of the goat, wish me luck
That image is far more arousing than it should be.
Damn I just drew this and wasn't gonna post it but since you asked for shitty gasters I'll post it. And some 'better' shitty gasters in a second.
thank (you)! Sparklemom for your troubles
I'm glad you liked it anon, I thought it was fun.
Haha, there's a lot of those out there for sure. I'm glad you enjoyed it
You're right that it isn't "really" Yyandere Asriel, but in Chara's story it's yandere Asriel. Thanks for reading it anyway, hah
Fresh fish I cooked up just for you with extra thick skin
Don't forget the best version of him!
can't stop posting fish won't stop posting fish
I love all the artists inpretations of Gaster. Gaster with multiple hands. Gaster with detached hands. Gaster with detached head...
Evil Gaster is something I wish more artist would explore, though Dadster is good too!
why not both?
To some extent. You won't be finding him in-game I'll tell you that much
Are we gonna have to lewdpost soon?
You don't really find out about him in the game. He was ripped from it. You should just look up youtube videos/wiki Gaster.