/utg/ - Undertale General

REMOVE SNOWDRAKE

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nth for (my only pic of goatmom)

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>>127196417
Who said it was ironic?

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Fish

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Hey guys let's put all the skype/discord/irc etc links in the OP :^)

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my goteposting is never ironic anon

edgeriel seeing northern lights coming soon unless i get distracted by destiny

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I'LL GIVE THEM A SCRUBBING THEY'LL NOT SOON FORGET

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>ironic

whoa boy get a load of this guy

where do you guys get the lewds? specially the frisk in a bikini ones

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I want woshua to wosh me

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No irony, just gotes.

>>127196557
I'm unsure whether I should be frightened by that image or not.

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I hope we get official Napstablook merch some day.

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chara is a cutie!

Remember to politely remind ERPers to take their business elsewhere

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Let's have a non-shit thread this time

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how bizarre

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Post Grillby?

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Anything to drink tonight, /utg/? Just got some good whiskey in.

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LIZARD

okay i asked in the last thread, but i figure i'll ask here too

can someone explain to me this new internet culture that's arisen where getting mad somehow means you've automatically lost the argument

see, back in the physical world, both parties usually start the argument already mad as hell, and the winner is usually whoever gets the most mad, or stays mad the longest

and in the early days of the internet it was like that too, but around 2006-2008 or so everything changed and now it's the opposite

>>127196656
please respond
>captcha: click on all pasta

>>127196750
Just milk please

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>>127196731
I-I'll try mom

>>127196750
Found a really good ice wine that's almost absurdly sweet

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Lizard.

>>127196738
There's some weird and frankly fucking stupid mentality permeating the internet where putting any kind of effort or passion into anything, especially discussion, is considered bad, autistic and worth of mockery

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All this talk of Pardoposting has me remember the recent pastebin story that came up.
A cold blooded predator comes face to face with a certain thick skinned detective.
pastebin.com/pDzJHu1X

Conservative Asriel
http://pastebin.com/hZPTwjhU

>"Frisk, do you like me?"
>"I can forgive you being a faggot...but if you like ME that means you're a furry too."
>"I won't be brothers with a furfag, I'm sorry."

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>>127196656
a lewdposter gave me 150 images yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/OxWJw

>>127196728
/utg/ is nothing without ERPers

>>127196832
why are you posting this here

>>127196750
Goat milk please.

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Thread's grumpy, so I'm gonna go to bed early and give it a break from my goatposts

goodnight /utg/

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>>127196832
Why are you asking this here of all places?
I'd imagine its because people can pretend that they were trolling the entire time nowadays

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>>127196750
i'm drinking water for once because i'm all out of coke

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>>127196719
HOW DID YOU KNOW

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>>127196712
I want a life-size Napstablook plushie

>>127196750
i found some shitty girly drinks in the fridge.

i polished off the rest of my vodka

now im drinking a mountain dew i found in the back of the fridge

>>127196832
Dunno where you been, but 'usually starting an argument mad' isn't really a thing. If you do, it means you're both assholes, or at least lacking in composure.

Getting made when the other isn't makes you look the fool. And the fool doesn't win arguments.

>>127196832
"jokes on you i was just pretending to be retarded"

>>127196417
>brothers going home
>haven't hanged out with him for like all but 3 days
>won't even get to see him off.
Fuck this feeling man.

>>127196832
Being angry solves nothing and doesn't get your point across. You can't win an argument online with threats of violence like you can irl. People figured that out and now you actually have to have a real argument instead of letting your emotions dictate your responses.

Being pissed means you're letting your emotions get the better of you and you're trying to lash out on the internet- a place where such lashing out does nothing. All you're doing is wasting energy and it's laughable. IRL it's not so much, because you could legitimately deck someone if you get pissed enough.

>>127196917
It's a better situation for all parties involved if they go to private chat

>>127196832
'Umad' was originally a trolling thing, because that was exactly what trollers were going for: getting people upset. Eventually it was warped to be an ad hom attack to essentially clarify "I have nothing productive left to say".

>>127196917
>>127196945
because i want answers to my questions and i'm too fuckin stupid to figure them out on my own

and because i saw a bunch of people in the last thread trying to do the "u mad" meme and acting like they "won the argument" or whatever and it kinda confuses me

>>127196917
>/utg/ is nothing without ERPers
Wow this meme is so hot spicy and fresh I can't even touch it
they literally just showed up, if you wanna ERP you can add each other on steam just like your steam friend threads.

I heard that Steam is able to sync your saves and keep you forever tainted after a Genocide run even after you disable Steam Cloud AND disable Internet

(read that on the UT wiki)

Does Geben send hitmen to my house to reinstall my saves or what?

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Freshly stitched.

>>127196737
But he refused to kill the human.

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>accidentally make an extra thread
My bad. IRC for edgelord RPers: #undertalegeneral on Rizon.
>>127196750
I'LL TAKE THE STRONGEST THING YOU GOT!

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>>127196917
holy shit that first picture

>>127196750
Just water please

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Stuffit the Muffet

Cute and tasteful fat is the greatest, because it means showering your loved ones in delicious food and affection is having an effect

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>>127196728
reminder to politely obliterate all naysayers

>>127196589
saved

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>>127196750
Just a cup of Hot Chocolate, please

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>>127196832
Passive-Aggressiveness has taken over. If you're mad, you can't think straight and have to retort with dumb bullshit no one wants to hear. It's the reason behind le successful troll. No one wants to admit they're mad because that means they care too much about a needless argument. Apathy is the way to win

But it's whatever

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I've got the rare-a Charas.
It's a secret to everyone.

>>127197054
>they literally just showed up

ERP has been a fundamental aspect of /utg/ since the early days friend, without our upstanding ERP citizens this would just be an imagedump

god bless you lewdanons

>>127197071
That's adorable. Poor Papyrus.

Let us destroy this fandom.
And move on to the next.

>>127197139
Apathy is for casuals

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>>127196750
You got any grape SqueezeIts?

Or grape Little Hugs?

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lizard

and fish

>wrote a pardopost response to what I thought was a thin skin's attempt at attacking him
>find out it legit hurt feelings
Now I just feel bad about writing it.

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Posting recent stitch

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Post Serious Sans.

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i want to protect this flower

Hello my friends I have just finished this video game and I enjoyed it

>>127197185
If that is so, then destroy these generals

>>127197185
Are you the same guy that thought Mettanon had been here for weeks when it had been 2 days?
BTW Mettanon you kinda suck nothing personal your schtick is just weak

>>127197054
They have been here for two weeks as a minimum you dum dum

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>>127197290
Don't have Serious Sans but is Doom Sans close enough?

>>127197290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjB1HEYo7g0

>>127197331
If you got the flower boss then you didn't really beat it

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>>127197202
I guess, I've been hearing people say they don't care anymore so much these days. It's the new 'umad'. I've taken it upon myself to move on when I truly don't care, that way I'm not bothering anybody anymore and nothing's bothering me

Whatever. Fukupear

>>127197185
Revisionism on par with Imperial Japanese apologists and Turks. You are clearly a retard and have not even the slightest clue what you are talking about.

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>>127196961
just look at that face!

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>>127197278
>that needless final panel that only exists to bully the goatdad

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>>127197342
Who? Also no, but if he posts lewd then that's fine

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Remember to have realistic goals for 2016 and they'll come true!

>>127197414
>imperial japanese apologists and turks
/pol/ needs you back bro

>>127197347
No.

>>127197347
Are you fucking stupid? What fucked up calander are you using where '2 days' equals '2 weeks'. Please get your aztec ass back in the jungle.

>>127197491
my goal for 2016 is to cuddle irl gotebro

>>127197481
Fuck anon, I'm already in bed

Pls repost this throughout the day tomorrow so I'll remember it

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>SA-UUURP-ANS! SANS COME ON WE GOTTA GO
>go where, dings?
>WE-WE GOTTA GO TO THE DUMP, SANS
>WE GOTTA FIND SOME GOOD SHIT FOR TH-THIS NEXT PROJECT SANS
>what are we even looking f-
>D-UUUURRP-OOON'T FORGET YOUR BABY BROTHER
>wh-why what for
>DON'T QUESTION ME, SANS, THIS-THIS IS IMPORTANT

>>127197139
>>127196979
>>127197010
So is that what we've become now

a bunch of apathetic neo-post-ironic nihilistic agnostic new age retro indie memewave trollcore legionpunk cyber hippies, using as little effort as possible, caring as little as possible, talking as little as possible, moving as little as possible, thinking as little as possible, trying to 'totally fight the establishment, maaaan', but not actually trying, because trying means you're putting in effort, and effort's 'so uncool, maaaan'

yeah that's bullshit and i refuse to believe it

seems to me like it's more like this:
>>127196945
>>127196983
>>127197041

>>127197185
Only ERPers we had earlier were those two shitty Sans fangirls, and they only showed up some of the time.

>>127197264
Nah nah, if it was the one in response to Undyne hanging out with hobo Pardo then I found it fucking hilarious, I just worried that I'd upset YOU.

Pardoposters are a gift, but I can't understand you all the time.

>>127197538
They use the threads once everyone moves on, you just never notice them,

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>>127197342
I know, I'm still trying to get it down. Taking a half break from it for a while since I'm trying to art and the charm died a bit.

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>>127196859
Just milk? Alright.
>>127196918
Don't have that, might be because it's something that no one ever orders. >>127197082
One Hell coming up, try not to fry your circuits.
>>127197090
Don't carry the stuff.
>>127197127
Sure, want marshmallows with that? >>127197203
I got grape juice, if that's what you're asking. For the kids, of course.

>>127197497
I fail to see how the Armenian Genocide is some sort of /pol/ agenda. Then again, you're grasping at whatever you can get, so I probably shouldn't be surprised.

>>127197481
Would it kill you to put a break or two in there?

Who are your favorite characters? I like Muffet, Undyne and Mettaton

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>>127197626
Really? I can remember walls of spoiler tags with the lewdest shit in them going back to at least october

Alphys vore when?

>>127197675
Did it not format correctly? I'll reup it with proper formatting.

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>>127197491
I make no promises.

>>127197071
Thank you for stitching and sharing this, I never would have seen it otherwise.

>>127197538
are you need here?

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>>127197325
Same.

>>127197705
Now that's a goat I would worship

>>127197448
No he just RPs mediocrely as Mettaton.

>>127197705
All I remember was Muffetfag writing stories about Muscleanon and gote.

>>127197686
Papyrus, Undyne and Sans. Pretty standard top three combo but whatever.

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>>127196536
NO

>>127197686
Toriel, Grillby, and Snowdrake.

>>127197745
I've been here since October, you?

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>>127197647
You make the best hot chocolate, Grillbs
and yes, marshmallows are good

>>127197440
p. much

>>127197686
Edgy, Alphys, and Sans.

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>>127197576
If I was taller I'd be your goatbro I look cute in a sweater

so we are we getting the chara vore genocide mod?

>>127197830
Don't bother, I've talked with these types of posters before. They have the memory of the goldfish and if you actually go to the lengths of getting proof they will ignore your post and keep acting like you never said anything.

>>127197686
I only have a top 4. Sans and Chara are in spot 1, Mettaton and Papyrus in spot 2

I guess Muffet's 3rd. I also like Fukupear

>>127197916
you could be shota gotebro

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Post mettabot pls

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>>127197686
Major:
Asgore, Papyrus, Undyne
Minor
Snowdrake, Naspstablook, Lesser dog

I bet Alphys accidentally ate Mettablook one time because she is a fattie and he looks like a gumdrop.

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zth for picking your favorite Chara

>>127197928
>genocide mod where you go around eating skeletons, insects, planes, volcanos and foreverially tiedup pyropes
Whatever floats your freaky boat, man.

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>>127197686
Alphys, Undyne, and Mettaton are my top 3 for sure. Skelebros, Flowey, and Goatdad all shortly behind.

The whole cast is just too likable to pick definitively.

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>Mettaton NEO down in one hit
I thought Genocide Run was supposed to be CURAHZEE, but ever since Undyne it's kind of been meh.

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Would you help Asgore hide the bodies of all the children he's killed? Keep in mind it would require at least 8 1/2 hours of digging shallow graves in the Nevada desert

>>127198007
I for one prefer Burgundy.

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Reposting because I had some formatting errors with Notepad++. I should really write in a proper doc environment like Word or something.

Anyway, Yandere Asriel.

http://pastebin.com/tbn2B0fA

>>127197675

>>127197830
Weird. I got here late september and they've always been around.

>>127198056
>implying he won't just eat them

>>127198002
Yeah, probably

Dumb lizard. She doesn't even like gumdrops.

Remember: There are only three people in this thread: You, the person who makes all the posts disagreeing with you, and the person who makes all the other posts.

>>127197686
my top 3 is chara, flowey, and asriel
>>127198007
pumpkin and scarlet!

>>127198049
Welcome to grind-based game commentary. Combined with accurate lore.

>>127198049
Just... keep going, anon. And don't come back here till you meet the next boss.

>>127198119
actually I'm responsible for all of those famzilla

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I tried sketching some cute, please leave comments

>>127198056
I'm in Nevada, so

>>127198069
Why are you using Notepad++ to type stories anyway?

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Sickanon from a wile back, still sick. But I'm least starting to feel a little better. Hell of a way to spend new years. Hope everyone is doing alright, resting back and letting my back recover. All that harsh coughing did a number on me.

You could always will your sexy edgegote husbando into existence with a little determination.
Its called a Tulpa (http://www.tulpa.info/) check it out goat fuckers

>>127198056
The way you mentioned the Nevada desert makes me think he's like a drug addict or horribly unlucky for killing kids and it makes me laugh.
>>127198162
>leave comments
Keep drawing it.

>>127198164
It was open already and that's where I jot down ideas for stories to write.

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>>127197871
Thanks. Asgore thinks so too, shame about the marshmallows getting in his fur, though.

>>127198119
What about the guy that loves the just as much as I do

I'm pretty sure there's like 3-4 of them, but I trust you

>>127198186
DO NOT

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Hey /utg/, would you fuck my cousin?

That's them in the picture.

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>>127197647
THANKS, GRILLSBY, I NEED TO DRINK AWAY THE HATERS!
>>127197775
</3 If you are gonna talk smack, at least tell me how I could improve.
>>127197992
IF YOU INSIST, DARLING!

>>127198164
Because it's better than Notepad+, which is better than Notepad, which is better than Notepad-, and only the most truly dumb idiot pickle-suited niggers use Notepad--

>>127198181
>juts remember
so close
>>127198186
Aren't Tulpa's just tricking your mind into developing a mental illness?

>>127197686
Flowey/Asriel, then Papyrus and Sans

>>127198162
How cute Doog. Ears should be more effected by gravity. Have them be pulled down straight rather than diagonal

>>127198246
Blooky run, Anons will shit on your music

>>127198002
Eating an incorporeal ghost, her gluttony knows no bounds.

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>>127198069
I've been waiting for a long time for someone to write about this, I shall read it and probably enjoy it thoroughly.

>>127198162
insert snowdrake

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>>127198186
delet this

>>127198069
Use Google Docs, it's so nice and easy to use

>>127198245
Let the Asrielfags break apart their own already diseased minds as much as they want, maybe this way they will stop posting so much

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>>127197992

>>127198246
MTT, we all know it's you. Napsta would be too awkward to take a picture like that.

>>127198243
The goat, even

>>127198119
I disagree.

>>127198335
no u

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>>127198248
If you're wanting to drink away the haters, Hell does it for you. Someone drank the whole glass once, forgot the whole month.

>>127198336
>trusting Google
>using Google services
>2016

>>127198002
mettaton normally would have simply passed though her jaw but he's a kinky fucker and played along

>>127198345
If my diseased mind breaks apart, I will post four times as often just to spite you

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>>127198181

God damn it it was friday and I completely forgot.

I love how the monsters are so depressingly happy. Like the newspaper woman who says there's never any real news so its nothing but jumbles and crosswords.

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>>127198049
>Expecting it to be anything other then disappointing.

>>127198007
Should I make a strawpoll for this?

also god damn pumpkin is such a little cutie

>>127198310
Yeah, I figured that after i did it, and I was just like "fuck it"

>>127198412
Eh, it's just conveniently stored and easy to do collabs and have people revise

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>>127198186
Anon, don't use tulpae as your vessel for shitposting. And don't link .info, it's dead as fuck and being reworked. I've already told everyone here to contact me if they want to know instead of posting it here.
>>127198387
I'M SURE I'LL HANDLE IT BETTER THAN HIM! HA HA, HA- HOLY FRISK THAT BURNS!

>>127198310
>>127198351
>yfw its actually Mad Dummy and not Blooky who is the wannabe cousinfucker

>>127198637
>yfw it's actually Ruins Dummy

>>127198590
Goddamn that artist makes a nice Mettaton

>>127198482
No because I can't vote for a single one. I'm gonna give them all cuddles

>>127198485
Trust your instincts when you go like that. Nobody notices the flaws of an image as much as the artist can. Either way, you'll get good at goat dad someday

>>127198637
Mad Dummy would be a little shit to leak his cousin's nudes now that you mention it

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>>127198590
Don't say I didn't warn you. It was my father's recipe, the man knew how to make a good drink.

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I wanna lick bara flowey's muscles

I bet they taste like honeydew

>>127197647
Grape juice can be enjoyed at any age, mister! Just like video games and coloring books!

...do you have bendy straws?

>>127198686
I could make it (Pick One or More)

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>>127198721
Why go for the inferior child though?

>>127198756
>Ectotongue

>>127198756
who is this tumblry ass sans

>>127198482
yes

>>127198590
are you an authority on tulpas mettaton?

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What do you love most about Mettaton?

Personally, it's his music. He has the best music in his segments

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>>127198143
Soon.

>>127198887
Legs

>>127198767
Stronkmom best mom

>>127198887
LEGS

>>127198007
Charcoal Chara!

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>>127198756

Good taste, Anon.

>>127198887
Toby's legs hair

>>127198331
I hope you like it. I know it isn't a very long story, I just felt like writing and threw it together.

>>127198336
If I ever get into writing alongside others sure, but until then I'll stick to Word.

>>127198756
I dislike when people draw the skeletons as if their skull is made of flesh, s'weird

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>>127198740
Sure, I'll let my girl bring it to you. Need a snack to go with that?

>>127198718
how did you come to work in this business grillby?

Irony was a mistake.

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>>127198887
Toby

I adore the fucking sax solo in Death by Glamour. That shit is on point. He's also just one of my favorite personalities in general and I really wished he was a proper boss fight as NEO, even if easier than Undying

>>127198982
That's how they work in the game tho

>>127198336
>tfw i've wrote all of the chapters of will in notepad

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>>127198887
Face

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>>127198718
WOW-EE, GRILLSBY, WAS YOUR DAD A FUCKING CHEMIST? I CAN'T FEEL MY GEARS TURNING ANYMORE!
>>127198870
Yes, actually, not to be entitled or anything. I really do know a lot and am more than happy to help anyone here, if it helps move it out of the general.

>>127196972
i want a scarlet mad plushy

>>127199012
I like you charanon. You have been pretty cool to everyone, especially robot/ghostposters. I will draw you a chara when I return home to my tablet.

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>>127199003
Goats were a mistake

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Gaster is always watching

Roleplay was a mistake
/utg/ was a mistake

>>127198143
Well son of a bitch.

>>127198887
The fact that the whore is secretly an ugly ghoul hiding behind a metal shell.

>ironic

y-yeah

Frick was a mistake

>>127199159
What happened?

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>>127199110
Thanks. I really cannot hate any of the characters in this game. Just the more obnoxious posters, and even then I usually let it slide because there's no reason to cause a shitstorm. I need to get to drawing more bots myself

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>>127199158
I hope he's here to protect me then

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>>127198982
>>127198756

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>>127199261
Fruck

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>>127198996
After a long time of doing things I wasn't proud of, I needed to get away from the life I had. Hung everything up, bought a place in Snowdin, and went on from there.
>>127199084
He was just someone who knew that others needed something to forget the world and their woes. Good man he was.

>>127199290
>Just the more obnoxious posters
please start a shit storm and tell us who you hate

is it me?

>>127199158
I hope ghosts aren't real or my grandmother is going to donkey punch me when I get to hell.

g-g-g-goddamnit i c-c-can't s-s-s-s-stop st-stuttering in m-m-my t-t-t-t-t-t-t-text

i'm t-t-t-totally n-n-not d-doing th-this on p-p-p-p-purpose t-to l-l-l-look l-l-like an anime b-b-bitchboy or anything

it's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-definitely c-c-cute and n-n-n-n-not f-f-f-fucking annoying at all

>>127198069
>That ending

I enjoyed that twist.

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>>127198969
I did enjoy it! It was quite a nice refresher from all the long lewd fics I've been reading.

>>127199332
this isnt canon!!!

no humans died in the war!!!

DELETE THIS

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I was gonna draw a comic of grillby making frisk a milkshake but then I realized how can he prepare a milkshake without it melting

>>127199384
Why the fuck you complaining about this here, when they're doing their thing in the old, dying thread?

By this point, you're just whining for the fucking hell of it.

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yummy yummy yummy

>>127196750
How about half coffee, half eggnog-creamer?

It's close enough to Christmas, damn it.

>>127199332
Why didn't he absorb his soul?

>>127199384
actually, you're really fucking annoying
try not shitposting, maybe?

>>127199363
No it's probably me he hates, I got him to take his name off multiple times and made a strawpoll about him. I still don't hate him though.

>>127199384
AH SHIT ANON YOU GOTTA WARN ME BEFORE YOU STUTTER LIKE THAT

I JUST HAD LIKE 3 ORGASMS

>>127199437
no human souls were absorbed*

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So with Sans I'm SUPPOSED to die a whole bunch of times before it really starts, right?

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I'm suprised that Temmie only gets posted once or twice a thread most of the time.

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>>127198887

His stupid silly cartoon arms. They make me laugh when I see them. He's good a good body and legs then these silly robot arms. It's the best.

>>127199274
It's happening in this very same threa

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>>127199261
Fridge was not a mistake

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>>127199363
Ew, no. I love you too. And no, I won't because the only ones I really dislike are anti-character posters bringing negativity to try stirring up shit. Funny at first, but after a while it's pretty obnoxious. Even I won't shitpost against the characters I'm not much a fan of but maybe that's got to do with being a namefag and needing a good reputation, right?

>>127199457
>>127199485
i'm n-n-n-not c-c-c-c-complaining or sh-shitposting you f-f-fucking idiot, i'm s-s-s-s-s-s-seriously h-h-having an actual p-p-p-p-p-problem over h-h-h-h-h-here

s-s-s-s-s-somebody p-p-p-please h-h-help m-m-m-m-me

>>127199261
It actually was.
I liked it at first but MISTAKE

>>127199261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4

why is flowey so fucking precious
i want to give him water and sunlight and treats

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>>127196884
Dummy!

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>>127199584
seems like you're suffering from the early stages of pneumonia senpai

as a medical expert my suggestion is to kill yourself now and save yourself much suffering later

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>>127199584
Looks like you've got some issues with what I'm assuming is a speech-to-text software. They can get a little spazzy if they aren't set up right or if you're getting one of the cheap off-brand ones. Dragon works alright but it's a bit pricey.

>ded thred

>friend tells me to talk to the king when I get to him
>There was nothing to say

This fight is making me sad.

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Would you smooch a goat_?

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>>127199332
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL SEE IF IT'S STRONG ENOUGH TO WORK ON SYNTHETICS! I'M ALREADY FEELING TIPSY, AND IT USUALLY TAKES A FEW BOTTLES OF SCOTCH TO GET THAT GOING!

>>127199598
>turned this on while An Ending is playing

holy shit my sides

>>127199509
I mean, they are minor characters with no real importance. I actually missed the temmie village on my playthroughs.

I do like them though. They are super cute.

>>127199598
It's time to stop

I want to shitpost about my fetish involving my favorite character but I'm too insecure so I'm just going to say Papyrus is cool.

>>127199529
I'm not sure why but it's usually momfags and dadfags doing it, not even as a real argument just because they feel some weird extreme blind loyalty.
I'm still convinced you hate me.

>>127199690
>fancy lingerie on old goats

>>127199654
v-v-v-very f-f-funny you f-f-f-f-fucking j-j-jew

n-not r-r-r-r-r-r-really

>tfw you'll never be yummy in Chara's tummy

>>127199496
Nope
You could beat him at the first try
Now,
Mettaton's Steak, L. Heroes, Instant noodles, Snowman Pieces, Burnt Pan and Sea Tea
May 12 bad times come your way

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>>127199296
Probably just here for trolling fish.

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Have some cozy goatmom

>>127199453
How can he cry
How can he wear clothing or glasses
>>127199529
hatebases are awful

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>>127199705
I would smooch a lot of things

>>127199084
just a quick question then
I can sometimes hear my tulpa in my thoughts, but i don't really have solid visualization. Is it better to make a wonderland and visualize there? Or try to visualize directly in the real world?

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>>127199696
Maybe we need more rare dads?

>>127199757
>it's usually momfags and dadfags doing it
Can confirm we are cancer. I've been cutting back on the shit posting lately though, the same old arguments get old

>>127199749
are you trying to say you want to freeze Papyrus and smash his bones one by one?

you sick freak

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>>127199782

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>>127199705

>>127199509
>>127199727
i want to cum inside Temmie

>>127199802
You know, I kind of picture Undyne as the kind of person who breaks enough dishes that she buys new ones every time rather than going through washing them.

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>>127199775
>not wanting a mature brazen goat wife dressed up in lingerie

>>127199749
You have no name. Piss in the wind, Anon... Only you will know how many (You)s you've gotten

>>127199757
Not surprised. Kinda sucks because I really like both. Heavy preference for dad, but I found the game through mom on some ancient /v/ threads and convinced my friend that when the game comes out it won't just be Goat Mom Simulator. I still give him shit for how right I was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDUqLwWhuV0
Also this shit fucked me up more than Undying

>>127199949
Or she just uses paper plates by this point.

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>>127199857
Nigga, did I not just say I wanted to move it elsewhere? Email me at [email protected].

>>127199496
The average player is expected to die at least 12 times, hence there being 12 different unique starting dialogues based on your death count

But a particularly skilled player could certainly beat him on the first or second try.

>>127199084
>>127199857
I hope you kids aren't trying to give yourselves a psychosis

>>127199776
Well it could be a result of some form of brain damage. Maybe something to do with a hyperactive ventral Tegmental Area causing a chemical imbalance?

Doesn't sound quite likely though...

>>127199857
You have schizophrenia

please go to the hospital

>It's a beautiful day outside.
It's not even fucking day, fuck you.

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>>127200230
I wanna hunt snails with Toriel

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>>127199941
Yeah, me too. What can you do. It is very shameful.

>>127197216
what the fuck is wrong with her face

>>127199453
Grillby is not actually super hot broski, he's magic fire.

>>127198721
I want this as well

His sweat must taste delicious

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>>127200027
lel im too tired and retarded. my bad

>>127200274

As long as she needs the muns I can provide the cums

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>>127200209
It's a rainy sunrise outside.
Rain is splashing,
People are Slipping.
On days like these, 4channers like you.

S h o u l d b e s l e e p i n g i n b e d.

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>>127200230
Can't we all get along and share the thread?

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>>127200230
more like it

Has anyone got those shitty edits that Pardoposters post about the Miami Mutilator killing Undyne?

I could make one of my own but I'd prefer the experience to be authentic.

>>127200026
THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST!

>>127200367
I can't go to sleep until I blow my landlord. He still isn't back from drinking and I don't need him raising my rent again.

>>127200367
>Sans will never tell you to go the fuck to sleep instead of shitposting on 4chan
>He will never dunk you into bed

>>127199623
Because you are an IDIOT

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>>127200209

someone didn't see the true pacifist ending!

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>>127200349
What a dank memeposter, Gaster. I'm just trying to help and get that shit out of the thread since it will always lead to shitposting, as you can see above.

>>127200464
is he a qt at least

>>127197070
>>127197331
>>127197394
>>127198049
>>127198125
>>127198143
>>127198469
>>127199496
>>127200034

9/300 on topic posts
I almost feel like checking /ksg/, I wonder if it's higher

>>127200464
Be sure to lick under the head.

>>127200464
it sounds like you're just a slut

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>>127200480
I can be your Sans

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I'm posting this horrifying fetish art so you will all be scarred for life.

>>127199980
I think that filename just made my night.
I think I understand these posters now.

>>127200559
Nope.
>>127200590
Go to sleep Mom
>>127200618
Go to sleep Dad

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>>127200587
>not counting any of the responses as on topic
>caring about on topic posts when your just shit posting your self.

>>127200634
fair enough

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>>127200587
>/utg/
>talking about the game

>>127200621
Considering that I'm the faggot who's been pestering you and rewarding you for your generosity by rudely demanding Sans ectotummy vore or fat Papyrus you probably don't want to be.

>>127198887
EX's fight was the funnest in TP

>>127200621
Not in a million years charanon

>>127200654

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

>>127200587
9/300

Kind of disappointing that it isn't lower.

>>127200621
You're a qt, but not that kind of qt

>>127200681
Sorry, 11/300. My mistake.

>>127200587
At least the erpers left

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>>127200709
I probably can do it if it involves shitposting. I'm a pro at that and the female anatomy

Oh wait, I'm not even good at that

>>127200724
>>127200774
Oh. Okay. I'm aware

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Do not click is very lewd

>>127198007
Have a strawpoll.

http://strawpoll.me/6427183

I made it (Pick One or More), so feel free to vote for as many as you want

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Post Gaster please

>>127200853
It's goddamn fat skeletons, man.

It's shitposting no matter how you try and spin it.

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>>127200860
BLUE BOARD
L
U
E

B
O
A
R
D

>>127200850
>unzips dick

also does anyone have that image of Mako from Kill La Kill coming out of a fake penis