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Useful Links:
http://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_Kart_8
http://bin.smwcentral.net/u/5196/mk8stats.html
http://www.gunslingergaming.com/html/MK8Stats.php

We Benz now:
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/480017305502773248

PGP is best girl Edition.
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Will Nintendo fix the item distribution or is second place meant to get 3 red shells while 10th gets a single green shell?
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>>71736470
>Will Nintendo fix
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3nd for Nono best girl
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best bowserbro
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>>71736470
Daily reminder that item chance is based on distance from the leader and not your placement
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>>71735978
I would have to assume they compare everyone's local times after the race before giving out spots. Your placing is most likely legitimate even if it looked like you were ahead. It is really frustrating though. I've also been over a kart length ahead of someone that beat me.
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here i come bitches!
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>>71736757
Got a single fact to back that up?
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>>71736470
>nintendo
>patching anything that isn't a huge glitch
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>>71736873
Do they ever?
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>drafted off Candy to steal 5th place
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>>71736757
>get single shroom in 12th
>someone else gets a star in 4th
nope
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>>71736873
2nd place will get good items when 1st place is miles ahead
Last place will get green shell when everybody is crowded
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>>71736841
One time was especially frustrating because Bowser clearly got hit by a green shell, went off track and had to slowly drive back. He still got 2nd.
Assuming it compares the finish time how does it sync green shells? according to your screen, the other fag screen or what?
I've seen green shells zoom by only to disappear a second later and the fag next to me gets hit by it.
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lol last on moo moo meadows
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>tfw hitting people in front and in back of you with the boomerang
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>>71737057
I have no idea how they handle shells and who gets priority. I've seen people get hit or fall of ledges and then reappear back like nothing happened. The worst is when they crash into you breaking your weapons without taking a hit.
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>>71737356
I've also seen characters do the engine explosion animation while accelerating like nothing was happening.
I don't even know how this netcode handles anything.
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I need 2 git gud :(
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>Five full seconds of tapping to finish item roulette
Nope
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>trying to pass Plein in electrodome with triple mushroom

>get hit by something and go flying 150 feet into the water

HA, I fucking ate it
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/v/ help me git gud pls ;-;
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>>71737727
Play, and play, and play some more until you have the tracks memorized.

And use a heavy. They're OP
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>>71737608
I got shit on in that race too, as soon as I got pushed into the water with a horn at the start of the anti-grav I knew it was gonna be all downhill from there.
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How are so many people shit at this game? It's fucking Mario Kart it takes 10 minutes to "GIT GUD" at. Drift around corners tightly and you are gud, there you go.
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>getting hit after the first item box
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>>71738015

I wonder the exact same things as we'll
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rr64 remake is the shit
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A mement of your time please guys, You know about
Mario Kart Wii CTGP??
http://wiki.tockdom.de/index.php?title=CTGP_Revolution
does anyone else here play this version of Mario Kart Wii?
<----

I know for a fact some of you still be playing that MKW, but aint it getting tired n boring playing them same 32 tracks for years now?! check it
-128 tracks; ONE TWENTY-FUCKING-EIGHT tracks, brand new & retros!
Waluigi Pinball? -GOT IT
Wario Coliseum?- GOT IT
Every Rainbow Road form every mario kart EVER?- Got em too!

and best thing bout it, All can be played Online!
So go download that shitand get it running on your Wii and get ONLINE so we can get some FUN races going!
http://chadsoft.co.uk
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join the lobby pls it will literally just be nono or i winning
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>>71738356
I've tried this before, more than half of the tracks are fucking terrible
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heh beat daisy at least
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tfw everyone left my lobby
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>>71738356
we have Wii Us here
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nice i have a wii u
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>>71738356
MK7 is better than that
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>>71738701
Are you saying I don't exist? :_;
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>>71738978
we had 5 guys before

s-sorry
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lol lost in 2 person race
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RED SHELLS MAKE MY COCK TWITCH
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/mk8g/ is property of [s4s].
We are polite, so we'll let you go first. :^)
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dick mexican hit me with piranha plant at the end of rainbow road 64 remake
FUCK YOU
I was doing well too
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Leo imma kill u
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candy here
didnt have wii u in a dmz. every time i turn it on everything get disconnect except wii u.
the dmz setting has more shit then the other router i had. is this shit right?
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I will ram burritos up your butt, amigo ;)
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>>71739876
Sorry man, couldn't help myself
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SAKURAIIII!
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>be in 1st
>blue shell
>still in 1st but everyone has caught up
>2nd, 3rd AND 4th all get trip reds and combo me
why...
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catsup 64....
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Sorry Kostas :)
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>>71739945
yeah
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RONNIE WHYYY
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>>71741401
it's not a team game nigga
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You got lucky that time, candy, always juuuust outta reach for a properly used green shell or banana
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When will we ever occupy the team servers? they're fun
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>>71741684
go easy on me ;-;
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squigly pls, I know you love me but give me a chance here ;_;
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yeah im out, sgdq time
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>>71742174
Ah, I'm sorry for whatever I did. Please don't be sad!
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>>71742431
two races in a row you stole my position as we crossed the line, I had a good chuckle
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squigly that jump at the end though
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I saw that
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oh god leo, I am so sorry for that bullshittery from the greenshell
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>>71742719
Oh, that! Alright. Sorry, I didn't understand.
>>71742758
Final resort sort of effort to do... Something. Never ends well. I try, though!
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can we go team races. pls
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>>71743380
No problems friend.
I left to see what new I unlocked, oooh metal wheels.
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>>71743381
I'm up for this if anyone else is.
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good morning guys! we ready to go to the electrodrome?

>>71743381
yo man team races would be sick since we're all much more familiar with defense strats. i'm afraid of getting picked last, but it's a risk i'm willing to take.

also, i got tired of the music in the game for the moment so i tried something different. turned off the sound and the rumble and put this on. didn't think it would go with it but it works perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDNDgcHcD04
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>>71743381
>>71743671
I'll go as well, if there's more people, that is.
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>>71743852
you don't get picked. you choose a team good vs evil
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I'm down for team races as well
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>>71743671
How often does /v/ even play teams?
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>>71744332
I only played once and it was a grand ol time.
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>green shell toby on the second turn of mario stadium
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>>71744332
I haven't yet, but the team names are a shit (sorry).
If theres a reference in them I don't get it.
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>>71744317
Sound cool. I'm in.
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>>71744460
This has to be bait.
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guys get in here were actually in the team lobby
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>>71744460
What are their names?
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Anyone wanna join my tournament from 7-9? In about 20 mins. 5232-5797-2558
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>>71744675
>don't understand something
>must be bait
Sorry for being uninformed, nerd.

>>71744728
Tunesquad, Monstars.
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>>71744712
Well where are you nigga? It says I can't join you.

captcha: alliance ismeme
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>>71744934
>join lobby
>comm error
>try again
>repeat
>>71744832
Ever see Space Jam?
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>>71744934
I used the code in op pic. wut
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>>71745032
No I haven't, thanks for a straight answer though.
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Team lobby need a good Daisy?
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>>71744832
It's from Space Jam!
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>>71744460
Nobody complains about teams being stacked ever?
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>>71743852
>racing game
>not listening to Eurobeat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzExFrZ9vX4
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says OP code teams match is closed
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"This Tournament is currently closed." Is anyone else getting this error with the Team lobby?
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>>71745267
nah, not today. I'm detoxing from EDM. been candy-tilting too much lately.

MY BATTERIES DIED ON BOWSER'S CATLE!
just after i took first from toad and toadette dammit
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>>71745426
It just means no points are recorded. I can make a new if people want to do team races.
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>>71745481
Yes
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>>71745468
>>71745384
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>4 v 1
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>>71744832
Is this a reference to that Darude song?
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>>71745626
I'm joining the tunesquad, Ronnie. Don't lose hope.
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>>71744793
starting
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>>71745626
I'm trying to join, but I keep getting put by myself or one other person.
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>>71745626
Aw man, did it already start? I still can't join due to this tournament is closed thing.
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>>71745643
savd
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>>71745917
Normally that shouldn't be a problem, but it seems bugged for some people.

>>71745514
Do people agree with this about someone making a new one that is open all week like the main one?
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What's a good pick in special cup (mirrored)?
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that bullet bill that send loli chan on to a piranha
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>everybody picked Mount Wario
good taste
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>>71745468
Lucky me. You were Larry right? That was also a nice steal on the Mario level. I was distracted and had no idea anyone else was around except for the Wario until you zoomed passed me and flaunted that golden "I'm using tilt controls!" icon.
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>>71746013
I guess you could make a new one (it'd be nice if it worked for me!), but everyone probably has that old image saved, with the old code and everything. So, I don't really know.
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Daisies wrecking house on Mount Wario
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I'm done for now guys. I'll be bak at 10 bye bye
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>Coming in 1st on my first race of the evening
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>>71746189
thanks for noticing my bling. damn, thought i had the bowsers castle rematch just there. the boat's sailed.
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>>71746393
Made a new one if people want to try and join it, since it is open and people are having trouble with the one in OP.

7513-3269-0783
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>>71746056
Nothing with inside drifting.
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>>71746603
Alright, I'll try joining this.
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>>71746603
we would have to edit the OP or someone has to comment quickly
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I hope you're doing this team stuff tomorrow.
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TWK, why the fuck are you using the Mach 8?
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>>71746905
I like it, the engine sounds nice.
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>>71746726
Have three people in. That's a start.

>LOLCENAWINS betraying each other
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HE STARTED IT
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>>71746998
>>71747028
I was trying to pull a Cena and bury everyone I work with.
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Great, a 1v1
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>>71747067
Good job, fella. You just pulled a Ziggler instead and buried yourself.
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>>71747067
why did you put that banana down in front of me? Nice job keeping first
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>can't edit chat options to be things like Fella or LOL I Win
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>>71747840
>not eyy lmao
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>finish first
>rest of team 6, 7, 8
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>>71747941


I love that tumblr meme :D
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sorry ben
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I messed up a little on shyguy falls. sorry guys.
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That bomb tho
Blue team got fucked
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>fucked up the last two turns on Shy Guy Falls because I was trying to be too SANIC
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Sorry two, he blew by me with a star, I couldn't hold him off. I'm a terrible wingman.
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>I will never be the better Ludwig
Be right back
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>Accidentally hit everyone with basically all of my items
I'm a horrible teammate.
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>>71748872
hello, me
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>hear about peoplle playing teams
>put in the tournament code
>only 2 people ever played it
wat
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Why this game only have tires kart and glider customization? Why not hats? Why not spoilers? Why not custom windshields? Why not custom paint schemes
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>>71748872
aw
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>>71749220
Try this image.
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Who is in a populated team lobby? I want to recent join someone who is.
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>>71749379
this tickles my OCD
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>try to rejoin teams
>6 tries and each time not even a spectating
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>>71749502
Join from friends list.
>>71749462
Fix it then.
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>>71749415
me
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>>71749617
Can I be your friend?
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>>71749641
Is it full?
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>>71749698
No, on 7 people. We just ended a race. Try joining us now.
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>>71749641
please. do you think it's full?
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I SHALL LEAD THE LOBSTERHEADS TO VICTORY
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"You were unable to join" whenever I try to join the team lobby via recent players.

Guess because you have to choose a team when joining and Nintendo was probably too dumb to include that part when clicking join because they suck at online.
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>>71749926
>now up to 10

I had to hit you with the star there. It may have let the last place person catch you.

>blue shells now helpful
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>>71750204
>4 LOLCENAWINS pass me in a group
>throw red shell
>I'm too close to all of them and it goes after a teammate

I'm sorry.
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>think i have a mushroom
>it's actually a red shell

sorry leo
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>>71750453
No worries
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>>71750204
we went from battling for first to scrapping for not last. how the mighty have fallen
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>3 cenas
>7 lobsters
okay I think we're getting just a little uneven

just a little
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Sorry for hitting you Larry. The shells just sort of spawned and I couldn't do anything.
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You guys ARE doing team races in the OP team lobby right?
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>>71750727
I left and rejoined. I don't think it let me choose teams. Seems you are locked in for the week.

I'll fix, this weekend if I'm home, to make it be daily with the down time at like 4 AM Eastern.
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You're making a lot more mistakes lately Plein. Do you need a rest?

Or do I make you nervous? >:3
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>>71750727
Well lobsterhead is such a better team name than cenawinslol
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>>71750848
No, lobby in >>71749379 please join LOLCENAWINS see >>71750727 for reason
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>>71750848
see
>>71749379
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> horn dog thinking he was the japanese toadette

s-sorry
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>>71750967
I'm barely paying attention to what I'm doing and I've been up for about 24 hours, I probably shouldn't bother playing but oh well.
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I hate fireballs so fucking much, I wish they'd remove that shit.
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>>71750968
That would be acceptable if one was SHELB. Neither team is good. I guess I could have done APPLEDOUGH instead.

>wanting to support Shemus or Cena
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>Traitorous assholes throwing red shells at teammates
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>have a crazy 8
>someone on my team runs into me, blows up my bomb, and takes my star
I hope you appreciate the things I do for you
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I'm coming back fellas. I just scanned a QR code for a Sheamus Mii.
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I am now running into and shooting every teammate I see
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>>71752615
Cena or Lobster?
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New team tourney that works. Please join LOLCENAWINS. Lobster Head has TOO MANY LIMES already.

7513-3269-0783
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Did that lightning affect everyone?
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>>71753191
Only the opposite team
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>>71753191
Only the red team.
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There is always at least one lightning over the cliff at bone dry dunes.

Always
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>>71753224
>>71753231
Fuck. I could have used my blue shell then probably. I held onto it the entire race
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>>71753297
I did the same thing a couple races ago before realizing.
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>>71753191
>>71753224
>>71753231
i held my breath when i used it
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I will NOT go easy on you Plein!

You c'mere you lil' rascal!
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>>71753537
The top three were teammates, I didn't want to risk it.

>have red shell
>not really paying attention because blue shell just went off
>think it is mushroom

Sorry.
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Oh Candy, you' lil' tease!

Saving red shells especially for lil' ol me, huh? >:3
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>red shell coming towards me
>get item
>it's a bob-omb
>throw it backwards in desperation
>it hits the red shell
>I don't get hit by the explosion
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This teams stuff is more fun than it should be. It is hard to not fire items off right away when it is something like a red shell.
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>like 6 people leaving at once
cri
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>>71754520
I think someone left without voting.
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>>71754228
you win this round, i'm headed back to the regular /v/ race for a minute.
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Sorry, I gotta go. Teams was fun, but I couldn't help but think the whole time I was letting my team down.
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>only 4 people left
>3 lobsters
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>>71754228
Thanks for the team games, was fun.
>>71754648
You did fine squigs
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>>71754134
You can hold a bob-omb behind you to block stuff without getting hit by the explosion like you would a shell or banana.

I'm pretty sure the 'front end' of an explosion lacks a hitbox because I've driven through many explosions that have occurred behind me.
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>>71754648
i felt the same way.
you gave it your best, i know it.
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FUCKING BULLIES
>still didn't hit me with that star
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It was just one bully. Couldn't let you overcome the odds.
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Welp, it seems like we're done with teams, see you next time

oh who am I fucking kidding we're never doing this again
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>>71755150
I will if people are willing to.

>join room
>Larry and TWK are in it
Gotta resist the urge to help TWK.
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>>71755150
the hell we aren't.
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We should play frantic items one day.
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>>71756128
frantic seems like a good idea for teams
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a blue shell is about to hit me on dolphin shoals. suddenly, i am saved by a communication error. thanks, nintendo.

no, seriously, the thing was about to detonate in like 1 milisecond.
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Suck my dick Michael.
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>>71756495
that was mine :^(
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Just sittin here, waiting on mk7. Looks like you all are having fun.
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>>71758349
I'll go back to 7
I was never there to begin with
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one of these days you are going to screw that trick up
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>>71758349
MK7 was the only MK I didn't buy. I wonder if I missed out on anything
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>>71758717
you missed out on best item tonuki tail
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>tard walks in
>sides
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>>71758717
It's good
not as good as 8
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Time to bully Nikki!

If she can keep up!
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>>71759384
She can't
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>>71759410
Aw..
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Hi guys! I love you
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I'm back with another anthem
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Ah! You delicious lil' japanese loli.

You lucked out on that one!
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twk is aspeedh4xer
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julidull is a speed hacker
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>>71760345
I attack corners
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Just finished getting three stars for every cup on every class, now I'm working on getting up to 2800 coins (~2200 at the moment) and all 90 stamps (69 at the moment).

I've been refraining from playing online until I do everything of significance (excluding collecting 10,000 or 15,000 coins). What's this All-Star Cup trophy I'm seeing so often, and does it affect the game in any way?
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>>71760563
th-thanks for the compliment :3
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>>71761058
do not deny pls
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GO TIGHTER IN THE CORNERS YOU FAGGOTS IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY OF YOU I PASS BECAUSE YOU ARE WAY OUT ON THE OUTER EDGE OF THE TURN
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>>71761680
i'm using the hack called gitgud
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You can't escape my grasp Candy!

I'm gonna get ya and squeeze ya!
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>>71761959
haha o wow ur mad
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ryza, how in fuck's name?
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>>71762052
:3
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>>71761058
no wonder he called you a speed hacker, you have kangaroo internet. No one can hit you with shit
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>>71762074
Too slick man. I own the road!
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>>71762202
I was kidding
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fuck you brown shirt man I don't care about you either
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why Kronie ;_;
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Who CTGP-R here?
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>tard
>"GO EASY ON ME!"
oh fuck my sides
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Holy fuck that Dusty Dunes or whatever race was crazy, that was anyone's race.
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>>71763527
shut up hacker
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>>71763236
Can I try CTGP-R on Dolphin? If yes then how?
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Are you guys still doing teams!?
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>>71763897
you're not ss13's pomf are you?
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>>71764004
ss13?
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>>71764171
nvm
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>>71763834
I have no clue; I imagine there is some way but then again it reads your game disc before installing. I use the letterbomb method to launch the game from the wii home.
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Yo candy wtf happened on that mount wario run. You where in front of me the. Suddenly you flipped out and I got ahead.
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>>71765013
bomb hit me near the flags sharp turn section it hit you to but it was a lag hit
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>Mario Circuit
>Toadette gets super horn
>I'm close behind her in 2nd, get NOTHING BUT COINS IN EVERY ITEM BOX

Fuck this, man.
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>>71765718
items are based on distance from 1st place
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>>71765778

I know that, but still, give me a shell or something so they have to use that horn item. To give me a chance. And yet for like six item boxes in a row, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin. I still got 2nd of 5, but damn.
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>>71765718
>1-on-1
>First place
>second gets triple reds
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>the grill miis in the lobby are taller than some men

wtf is up with the manlets
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>>71765995

I know, right? Also, where'd everybody go? Not even 2am and online's tournament turned into a ghost town.
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>>71766184
You say that like it's morning
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fuck
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Is there any way other than accumulating 10,000 coins to get the Gold Glider?
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>Right at finish
>Blue shell
>Triple reds


Yeah, cute luck there, wouldn't have won without it
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>>71767661
>getting mad over a children's party game
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reminder to target anybody using this.
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>>71768184
and what is that exactly?
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>>71768184
Why?
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>>71768184
left the group to try this build hehe
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>>71768184
Inside drifting a shit.
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>>71768946
If you suck shit with it yeah
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>>71766694
Nope, come collect them.

On a side note when you get hit does that subtract from your coin total?
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>hit by nothing
>last place
mario kart can try to keep me down but I won't give up
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>>71769707
Go play global if you want to feel better about yourself.

I consistently get around 6th place in the /vg/ tournament, but I get 1st every time in global
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>>71768184
Mach 8, roller/button, accel glider
>>71768678
literally babby mode.
>>71768946
forget about the inside drift
>4 accel 4 speed on a heavy
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>>71769910
bububut babys can get 3.25 speed and 3 accel
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Phew, 9000 VR in worldwide battle mode, that took forever.
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>>71768184
>comunication error
fine ill stop using it
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>two bombs go off right in front of me
>nobody gets hurt

just like the boston bombing

then, a comm error
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>1st shell "kervin no"
>2nd shell "kervin stop"
>3rd shell "kervin why"
i felt true ass pain
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Is this build good at all for a lightweight?
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I sort of wish there weren't stats in this game.

I liked it better when the only choice you had to make was light, heavy or medium.
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>>71771917
I completely agree. I just want to play as Baby Luigi and have a decent chance of winning.
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>>71771771
Wrong glider m8
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>>71772126
Don't the stats round down if it's not a whole number? I could be mistaken.
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>>71772126
unless he really wants that mini-turbo boost, it's fine.
>>71772397
it does
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>>71772397
Only accelleration
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>>71772527
>>71772534
Thank you for the input. I'll change my glider to clouds.
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Do I have to play 50 and 100 cc to unlock all the characters?
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>>71772878
Nope
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>>71772878
No
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Any of you hide the Wii U under the bed and race /v/ with Rosalina on a bike on the gamepad with headphones late at night on your bed drinking something refreshing?
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>>71773779
only when someone else isn't using the internet to torrent causing me to constantly disconnect
>next year
>smashU is out
>got my own place
>pay for my own internet all for my self
>playing Smash, Splatoon and MarioKart every night with /v/
Based nintendo
thank you for such a fun filled future
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>>71774097
Nintendo knows how to party. That's how they designed the Wii U. max comfy and party in a system.
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So, I three star'd all mirror mode GP's and got every stamp, there's more to do/unlock or did I "beat" the game? I know there's the gold glider but I plan to farm it online.
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>>71773779
>>71774097
My desk is perfectly shaped, I lay down a comfy soft open sleeping bag and a few pillows where my legs would rest and wrap a big fat blanket around me.
Able to look up and post or browse then lean back and vidya.
Maximum comfy.
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>1st place by a mile in the first 3 races
>get fucking wrecked by blue and red shells on the third lap of the final race
>have to redo the whole thing to get 3 stars

Fucking hell. Now I remember why I never finished MK7.
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>mfw nintendo releases a patch to fix item distribution and other bugs
>dlc with 16 new and retro tracks
>new karts and bikes, leveling the playing field between weight classes a tad
>8 battle arenas including block fort
>5 new and veteren racers
>secret section unlocked when 3 star all of the 150cc mirror cups that lets you listen to the various tracks and themes in the game
>cuhrazy customization options for vs race including up to 300cc

A guy can dream..
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candy confirmed using the _best baby princess
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I want to applaud necro's excellent use of the Bob-omb item on that first lap.
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Umad Candy?
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If you guys thought I played complete shit yesterday wait until you see me today.
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Sorry for leaving Bo, it's just not very fun with just two people.
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sup nerds
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>>71768184
3 accel isn't even useful unless you're playing frantic
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>12 person race at airport
>Everyone gets rekt right from the beginning by a few very well placed bombs except for me and a really good French player because we both use drift builds and narrowly avoided the blast radius by hugging the ledge.
>We go to fucking war while everyone else is left in the dust
>Last lap and he's ahead of me, last item boxes
>Banana
>One throw
>Catch him with it between the luggage/Cargo belt before the finish line
>barely take first
>mfw

He fucking rage quit right after that.
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step up niggas
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rainbow road > n64 rainbow
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I finally unlocked rosaliner
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>>71790076
do people really believe this?
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>>71790995
Yes
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Just joined the tournament.
D-Don't murder my Ludwig too hard...
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>>71791917
i bully fedora von koopas
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Lightweights ain't that bad. Fuck all you heavyfags.
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>>71792746
B-but I just like Beethoven...
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Post your best YouTube replay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHmSic8de28
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Thankkks whoever hit waluigi with red shell, im in your debt
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>>71793906
I got a nice banana snipe in this worldwide lobby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQxKh3UvE04
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>Two guys in two races having trip red behind me and firing them all at me

Man my lucks in the gutter
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>>71794460
Better than getting mushrooms nonstop for 5 races in a row when in last
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>>71795190
>Get bullet bill
>instead of going on course it immediately veers to the right and off a cliff
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>>71795361
I remember in MKWii when it would save you from dying off a course
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>>71795650
>get bullied in the cluster at the start of the race
>so behind get a bullet bill
>keep it for the whole race and take dangerous and very tight drifts knowing i am safe to mess up
>get all the way to 1st like this
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Can't believe that I got crushed twice by those freaking notes
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Which of these sexy themed builds do you guys think is better?
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Damn, all those bombs. Dodged them all.
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>>71795986
Right with Slim and Peach Parasol
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>Red shell hits two people and they fall off the cliff.

Well alright.
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>>71796102
This combo does have better stats. Thanks for the suggestion.

I've been having the worst item luck lately and have resigned myself to the fact that I will always lose. So now I'm going to try losing in style.
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>>71795986
You should at least hit 2 accel or you're really fucked when you get hit.
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>1v1
>in second
>only get green shells and Bob-ombs
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>>71795361
I'd take that over unlimited last place mushrooms any day. Mushrooms don't do jackshit in last, and it's even worse when everyone else gets stars/lightning/triple shells when they're at the back of the pack.
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>>71796650
Don't I know it. I've been racing with 1 accel and I can win easily if I'm not hit; like that could ever happen.
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>That 3rd placement

Holy shit
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>>71793906
Not my best, but my most comfy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Jgw6EIT_Y

Best would be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu1gOxo-ltI

>that clusterfuck at the end of Mario Circuit
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>hit dong with a green shell
>get into 1st
>just as I pass him, a blue shell starts coming towards him
>run into a wall and get 2nd from laughing too hard
I deserved that
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BASED BLUE SHELL
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[s4s] stronk
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>>71797827
good meme
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>>71798628
Fugging ebin mamoose
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>First going out of his way to hit me and hurting his chances more than mine

Fucking hell can this shit stop, its been nonstop all day
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Guys what are the best setting for an awesome highlight reel?
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>>71800126
Big Hits
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Ms Fortune's mii reminds me of Mary Lee Walsh
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>>71800429
wot is this
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squiggs is here
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>>71800542
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>>71801324
I just got Skullgirls on sale. Is it good.
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That Miss Fortune mii is really fucking good
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>1v1
>does bad so guy's in front of me the whole race
>3rd lap
>blue shell
>steal first and laugh my ass off
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holy shit, people on global don't hold onto their items? jesus christ
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>>71801882
>beating up on dear old Dad

Have you no shame? Go easy on the casuals.
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>>71801546
i like it. me and my bros play it every weekend or so.
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>>71801324
Hello! I was thinking of switching to a Marie Mii, but I think too many people know me as Squigly now.
>>71801546
Yes. I've played it too much for my own good. Although, if I were you, I'd visit /sgg/ for better input.
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>>71801612
qr code?
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>>71802439
Please don't change your Mii
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What miis have you seen that you like the most?
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>>71802838
They're all shit.
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>>71802838
none
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>>71802838
Dr. Ivo Eggman.
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Fuck yeah Big Band
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>>71802838
S-Squigly
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>>71802742
Well, I was just thinking. I'm the boring one who plays Mario in Mario Kart, so why don't I use The Skullgirl for a Skullgirls Mii? Heh.
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God why don't you get fucking blue shelled plein
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>>71802838
Nono X3
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>>71803373
I always thought of Filia as the boring Mario of Skullgirls
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Both rooms have 12 people and Chris-Chan is lonely waiting by himself.
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fuck yeah, Big Band wins
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Are you not playing the main lobby?
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>>71803939
Well, I was thinking both names are in the title of the game sorta thing.
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>>71804035
>skullboys
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>>71804078
I am.
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>>71803630
Not only do I get blue shelled, I get triple red shelled as well.
Asshole.
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>>71804491
eat shit you aussie cunt ;)
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>>71800429
Aha!
>>71801546
Yes! It has the best tutorial ever, too. So, you'll be able to get right into it!
>>71801612
Thanks!
The one I saw on this Mii-Maker site sucked, so I tried my own hand at it.

AND, WHAT THE HELL, PLEIN!?
Stealing second like a boss.
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>>71804549
>Yes! It has the best tutorial ever, too. So, you'll be able to get right into it!

Really? I suck at fighting games. Can the tutorial change that? I bought it for cute girls.
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Well, gotta go. i'll be back in a few hours though
i got some big things to do
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MKwii question here (just started playing it online using cptg-r for the first time today). I main king boo, is he viable? The game seems really fucking unbalanced and I saw a lot of daisys and funky kongs. What vehicle is best all around?
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I want to make this Mii more authentic.

Also am I the only one that doesn't care about Spooky Waifu Fighting Simulator?
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>>71805550
Funky Kong + Flame Runner
Don't bother with MKW, it's shit
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>>71805721
What other MK has 230+ maps?
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>>71805262
Shut up
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>>71805262
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>>71805832
None, but if most of the tracks are shit why bother?
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>>71805961
Only like not even 20 of those 200+ tracks are shit.
>>
I'm going tryhard
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>>71806109
>tfw can't play right now
Shit, I'm gonna miss it
>>
What's objectively the worst set you can use both in terms of stats and appearance?
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>5 reds in a row

Thats just brutal , did second really get 2 trip reds
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>>71805550
You're only gonna see Daisy and Funky Kong. Stop while you can.
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>>71806482
I saw it happen m8
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>>71806463
these maybe?

the left one if you are in a room with heavys
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>>71806463
Mach 8 with crimson slim in terms of looks
probably landship/scooty puff jr/biddy buggy + babyweight and roller for stats
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>>71806482
Sorry.
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>>71806781

Would've done the same in your position
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>>71806748
>Mach 8 with crimson slim in terms of looks
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>>71806953
Oh right I forgot, the mach 8 looks stupid with anything.
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>>71807042
Only if you have shit tastes
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>>71793906
This is one of my favorites. Green shell snipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOTUuFavylY
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Le no one attack first
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>>71804649
I don't know if you'll be tournament level, but it'll def get you on the right start. It goes over everything!
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>1st
>Last corner reded
>5th

>3rd
>Last corner reded
>7th

Foaming at the mough
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-U7rT9PHws
Piranha Plant is totally fugging ebin.
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>>71802742
Well, I got comm errored. I'll try out my other SG Mii, and if all of you hate it, I can easily change back.
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>>71806489
But why? Are they extremely overpowered? I don't have access to any other MK so its this one or nothing and I'm not interested in racing braindead CPU who either give me a free win or cheat like fuck.
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>>71806463
The worst kart pieces are standard ATV and monster tires / their clones, due to their overall negative stat totals. Any baby would be worst in it, because you wouldn't even have the benefit of 5.75 weight to send people flying. As for looks, steel diver is probably the ugliest of the clones.
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Why is there always same maps to choose from
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>>71807375
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>>71807381
Just look up a MKW clan battle on Youtube. That should sum things up, and show what you'll be racing with 90% of the time.
>>71807579
Trying to join back, but I guess the room's full. I'll keep trying, though!
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I had to drift the wrong way at the most inopportune moment possible. Aha.
>>
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>71809240
DSP? Is that you?
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>>71809240
That was close, for you.
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>2nd getting two trip reds
>Looping reds
>Barrage of green and red
>Double blues
>Landing on shells
>Person behind me getting red last turn

Whose cereal did I piss in to get this luck
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>>71809308
fucking broken kart mechanics
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>tfw I'm finally getting good luck
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>>71809618
>12th

Guess not :(
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goddamnit barkley
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Just as cute as the other one.
Though, the name squigly is just too good!
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>Dry Dry desert
Who the fuck picks this place?
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>3rd
>Drift the wrong way
>11th
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>>71809618
>>71810238
I'm listening (and singing along) to the DK Rap on loop for you. You can do it!
>>71810892
Thank you! I have a feeling I made the mouth a little too small, but oh well. I agree that Squigly is the cuter name.
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>>71811323
>singing the DK Rap
>>
PERHAPS I'M WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN BEFORE HE'S BEEN THROWN OUT ON THE PLAINS.
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Fuck you and your bong internet harry
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>Ms Fortune passed me up right at the end
Have a rotten day
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Haven't gotten this game yet, but since I'll be playing online as always, I just want to know what stage gets chosen the most (when it appears) in MK8?

It's still SNES Rainbow Road back on MK7.
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>>71811765
You're given the option of 3 randomly selected courses and a random this time in online mode.
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i might come play later, ive been doing globals for whatever reason
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>>71811323
I must've changed slight positions on mine a gazillion times.
>>71811606
>mfw
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>>71811919
I know, that's why I put "when it appears" in parenthesis. As in, "if it shows up as a choice, it'll get chosen by at least 90% of the players"
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>>71812371
Mount Wario and Electrodome
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fucking coins in sixth place
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>>71812332
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll fiddle around with it later.
Also, I hope you're proud of that bob-omb, Ryza guy! That was great.
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>>71811323
Are you the qt horned girl?
>>
Lots of Gorillas 'round these parts
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>>71813116
Nah, I'm the not so qt girl with twintails playing as Mario. The "horned girl" is Ms. Fortune.
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Why is RR64 so fucking shit? Easily the only really shitty track in this game
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>>71814560

Its good, but for some reason I always get item raped
>>
>Go on worldwide using buggy/roller/parasol with baby Daisy
>Still get 4th after not using a light in so long and vs heavies
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>>71814560
that belongs to toads turnpike
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>>71813875
It's still a very cute mii, I'll make sure to go easy on you
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>>71814638
>it's good
fuck no it's not. It's too fucking short and full of long, wide and boring turns. Hell, even the original was terrible, they need to remake a good rainbow road next time
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>>71814980
Next RR will be the Super Circuit one
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>>71814980
rainbow road N64 was always shit. they made it bad on purpose to continue tradition
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>>71815147
I personally would love if they did the DS one next
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It'd be good if it were 2 laps, Dry Dry Desert is the worst, you also keep picking it.
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>>71815263
It seems they're going in order of release
MK11 will have DS
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>>71815263
>DS RR
>good
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"Not fair!"
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>>71815348
dem loop de loops tho. I really think it could be great if they went all out into remaking it instead of what they did with 8's shitty remake
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Darn it, another communication error. I'll join back in a bit!
>>71814975
Thank you very much!
>>71815263
I'd like DS RR next as well. I really liked playing on that one.
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>>71815269
meant to quote
>>71814560
>>
so 3k on global is basically average right? everyone seems worse than /v/ still
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>>71815512
I wanna see DD first, it has always been the hardest course for me
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>dry dry desert and sherbet land are up
>everyone picks dry dry
why
would
you
do
this
>>
holy shit damn 1th place
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>>71815883
I wish I could pick both ;_;[
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>>71816121
1st place, sorry
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>>71815883
Both are shit
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When will Ryza stop being an annoying cunt?
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>>71815563

Huh, i'm getting that the other way round, got 4k and everyones kicking my ass while on /v/ I'm getting pretty high barring bully
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>>71816567
how can you not like the most jolly stage from DD?
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>>71816950
Sherbet land is only meh
most of the other courses in the game are better
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>>71817258
your taste
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>>71816583
>tfw you waste your super horn just to fuck over ryza
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>>71817258
like shit guy falls or sunshine rapeport? I like all the tracks other than RR64
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So, did I hit you with the sound horn on your screen Plein?


Because if not, that's just not right.
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>>71817605
>dissing Shy Guy Falls

Nigger, you pleb as fuck.
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>>71817605
I could make a single grand prix with the courses I dislike
Sherbet Land
Dolphin Shoals
Dry Dry Desert
Bone Dry Dunes
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>>71817907
Holy shit how bad is your traction nigger
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>You were unable to join.

Suffering.
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>>71818029
Usually pretty okay
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>Someone chooses Dry Dry Desert, Sherbert, etc.

Geez, you could have any more bad taste?
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Blooper at the last item box.
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Man, all this lag is making it hard for me to do my break-before-finish-first-place victories!
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>>71818545
>sherbet
>bad

Check your privilege, heavyweight scum.
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>>71817849
I saw you stopped there but I never saw you use it, even when I looked back.
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Ryza, were you doing that candy ass thing where you stop at the finish line on Shy Guy Falls?
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>>71818898
You're the lil jap loli! You watch yourself lil' one!

>>71818929
Yes
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>>71818905
it's not like you have shitty dino internet or anything ;^)
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>>71819061
You shouldn't, I snuck ahead because of it.
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>>71818905
Yeah, not right.

I can't even properly harass you!
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>>71819294
Thank the lag god!
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>>71818898
Toad > Toadette
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>>71819294
The cheeky bastard did it again.
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>>71818929
I do more than just break, too. Fun, fun!
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>>71818898
>use heavy weights
>like sherbert

Don't generalize, toadette scum
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>>71819857

Toad is a boy! I want to be the little girl.
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>>71820036
How is that a "flawless" victory?
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Anyone want to play Maryo Kratt ??
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>>71820036
oi yer a cheeky lil cunt you
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>>71821157

For once he didn't get overtaken while attempting it.
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>>71821413
Pretty much, lol. That's the part! The risk!
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YOSHI EGG!?
WHY!?
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>>71821582
fun* part
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>First most of the match
>one red shell
>then another in the offroad
>last
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It's on Barkley!

Prepare your anus!
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>>71821597

I wasn't even blocking the bridge
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Beta, have a rotten day
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>Water Park
>Been wanting to play this track for hours
>Comm error
T-Thanks
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BETA, I fucking love your mii
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>>71821813
that feel
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leo in charge of using green shells
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>>71822212
If you're in my group and it comes up again, I'll pick it for you.
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>win race
>still no gf
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>All these gril miis
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sorry for pelting you with a million red shells arracks
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>>71822442
Thanks! I'll be back later, taking a break.
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>single shroom in 12th place
time to take a break from this shitty game
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>>71823560
got a blue shell in 4th before
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>>71822426
Yeah that was a mess. I thought I was holding down enough for them to be tossed backwards.
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>>71736873
I got star and then a gold mushroom as 2nd place because 1st place was around 10 seconds ahead or something.
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>red shell misses me and hit a wall
How?
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>>71823403
No problem!
>>71823560
I hope your item luck gets better soon.
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>>71815563
because most people play like it's time trials there.

In /v/ room, everyone is aggressive as hell.

You are a gigantic faggot if you throw a red shell backwards and don't hit anyone.
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WHO THE FUCK THROWS RED SHELLS BEHIND THEM WHEN THEY ARE NOT IN FIRST?
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>>71824270
me
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>>71821813
There was one point where I was going to be 1st but got raped literally at the last turn continually until I was dead last at 11th.

Replay sucks though, is there anyway I can make it focus on that segment entirely?
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>>71824586
No
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>>71824586
only way to do that is with a capture card
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>>71822847
Seriously.

Drowning in cuties!
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>First entire race
>Blue shell red shell clusterfuck right at the end

Yeah well, whatever.
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>lightning
>item on my ass hit me
>fall of course
that 9 coins man
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Any of you guys just get a communication error?
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>>71825928
I didn't, but it seems like others did.
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Voted before I left.
Hope I didn't end the room!

Catchu guys later.
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>>71826075
Good games! See you later!
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Ooh! Very nice lucking out there Sebastian!
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Dammit I can't get into the room with Big Guy
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I'm going to have to go as well. I have dinner to eat and such. Good games to everyone I played! I wish you all a good time, and I hope to see you all later.
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>>71826863
Luck? That was pro skills right there.

Okay, maybe I got lucky with those red shells.
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>>71827028
It was fun, some good racers in that lobby.
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>tfw can't get into the right lobby
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>>71827415
Now that the hype has died down a bit, the mid week races seem to be only the best people. My strategy of taking a quick lead doesn't work when everyone is good and I have found that I do quite poorly in the middle of the pack catching up. You heavy weight users need to stop abusing the weight and speed exploits so much.
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