Useful Links:
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http://bin.smwcentral.net/u/5196/mk8stats.html
http://www.gunslingergaming.com/html/MK8Stats.php
We Benz now:
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/480017305502773248
PGP is best girl Edition.
Will Nintendo fix the item distribution or is second place meant to get 3 red shells while 10th gets a single green shell?
>>71736470
>Will Nintendo fix
3nd for Nono best girl
best bowserbro
>>71736470
Daily reminder that item chance is based on distance from the leader and not your placement
>>71735978
I would have to assume they compare everyone's local times after the race before giving out spots. Your placing is most likely legitimate even if it looked like you were ahead. It is really frustrating though. I've also been over a kart length ahead of someone that beat me.
here i come bitches!
>>71736757
Got a single fact to back that up?
>>71736470
>nintendo
>patching anything that isn't a huge glitch
>>71736873
Do they ever?
>drafted off Candy to steal 5th place
>>71736757
>get single shroom in 12th
>someone else gets a star in 4th
nope
>>71736873
2nd place will get good items when 1st place is miles ahead
Last place will get green shell when everybody is crowded
>>71736841
One time was especially frustrating because Bowser clearly got hit by a green shell, went off track and had to slowly drive back. He still got 2nd.
Assuming it compares the finish time how does it sync green shells? according to your screen, the other fag screen or what?
I've seen green shells zoom by only to disappear a second later and the fag next to me gets hit by it.
lol last on moo moo meadows
>tfw hitting people in front and in back of you with the boomerang
>>71737057
I have no idea how they handle shells and who gets priority. I've seen people get hit or fall of ledges and then reappear back like nothing happened. The worst is when they crash into you breaking your weapons without taking a hit.
>>71737356
I've also seen characters do the engine explosion animation while accelerating like nothing was happening.
I don't even know how this netcode handles anything.
I need 2 git gud :(
>Five full seconds of tapping to finish item roulette
Nope
>trying to pass Plein in electrodome with triple mushroom
>get hit by something and go flying 150 feet into the water
HA, I fucking ate it
/v/ help me git gud pls ;-;
>>71737727
Play, and play, and play some more until you have the tracks memorized.And use a heavy. They're OP
>>71737608
I got shit on in that race too, as soon as I got pushed into the water with a horn at the start of the anti-grav I knew it was gonna be all downhill from there.
How are so many people shit at this game? It's fucking Mario Kart it takes 10 minutes to "GIT GUD" at. Drift around corners tightly and you are gud, there you go.
>getting hit after the first item box
>>71738015
I wonder the exact same things as we'll
rr64 remake is the shit
A mement of your time please guys, You know about
Mario Kart Wii CTGP??
http://wiki.tockdom.de/index.php?title=CTGP_Revolution
does anyone else here play this version of Mario Kart Wii?
<----
I know for a fact some of you still be playing that MKW, but aint it getting tired n boring playing them same 32 tracks for years now?! check it
-128 tracks; ONE TWENTY-FUCKING-EIGHT tracks, brand new & retros!
Waluigi Pinball? -GOT IT
Wario Coliseum?- GOT IT
Every Rainbow Road form every mario kart EVER?- Got em too!
and best thing bout it, All can be played Online!
So go download that shitand get it running on your Wii and get ONLINE so we can get some FUN races going!
http://chadsoft.co.uk
join the lobby pls it will literally just be nono or i winning
>>71738356
I've tried this before, more than half of the tracks are fucking terrible
heh beat daisy at least
tfw everyone left my lobby
>>71738356
we have Wii Us here
nice i have a wii u
>>71738356
MK7 is better than that
>>71738701
Are you saying I don't exist? :_;
>>71738978
we had 5 guys before
s-sorry
lol lost in 2 person race
RED SHELLS MAKE MY COCK TWITCH
/mk8g/ is property of [s4s].
We are polite, so we'll let you go first. :^)
dick mexican hit me with piranha plant at the end of rainbow road 64 remake
FUCK YOU
I was doing well too
Leo imma kill u
candy here
didnt have wii u in a dmz. every time i turn it on everything get disconnect except wii u.
the dmz setting has more shit then the other router i had. is this shit right?
I will ram burritos up your butt, amigo ;)
>>71739876
Sorry man, couldn't help myself
SAKURAIIII!
>be in 1st
>blue shell
>still in 1st but everyone has caught up
>2nd, 3rd AND 4th all get trip reds and combo me
why...
catsup 64....
Sorry Kostas :)
>>71739945
yeah
RONNIE WHYYY
>>71741401
it's not a team game nigga
You got lucky that time, candy, always juuuust outta reach for a properly used green shell or banana
When will we ever occupy the team servers? they're fun
>>71741684
go easy on me;-;
squigly pls, I know you love me but give me a chance here ;_;
yeah im out, sgdq time
>>71742174
Ah, I'm sorry for whatever I did. Please don't be sad!
>>71742431
two races in a row you stole my position as we crossed the line, I had a good chuckle
squigly that jump at the end though
I saw that
oh god leo, I am so sorry for that bullshittery from the greenshell
>>71742719
Oh, that! Alright. Sorry, I didn't understand.
>>71742758
Final resort sort of effort to do... Something. Never ends well. I try, though!
can we go team races. pls
>>71743380
No problems friend.
I left to see what new I unlocked, oooh metal wheels.
>>71743381
I'm up for this if anyone else is.
good morning guys! we ready to go to the electrodrome?
>>71743381
yo man team races would be sick since we're all much more familiar with defense strats. i'm afraid of getting picked last, but it's a risk i'm willing to take.
also, i got tired of the music in the game for the moment so i tried something different. turned off the sound and the rumble and put this on. didn't think it would go with it but it works perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDNDgcHcD04
>>71743381
>>71743671
I'll go as well, if there's more people, that is.
>>71743852
you don't get picked. you choose a team good vs evil
I'm down for team races as well
>>71743671
How often does /v/ even play teams?
>>71744332
I only played once and it was a grand ol time.
>green shell toby on the second turn of mario stadium
>>71744332
I haven't yet, but the team names are a shit (sorry).
If theres a reference in them I don't get it.
>>71744317
Sound cool. I'm in.
>>71744460
This has to be bait.
guys get in here were actually in the team lobby
>>71744460
What are their names?
Anyone wanna join my tournament from 7-9? In about 20 mins. 5232-5797-2558
>>71744675
>don't understand something
>must be bait
Sorry for being uninformed, nerd.
>>71744728
Tunesquad, Monstars.
>>71744712
Well where are you nigga? It says I can't join you.
captcha: alliance ismeme
>>71744934
>join lobby
>comm error
>try again
>repeat
>>71744832
Ever see Space Jam?
>>71744934
I used the code in op pic. wut
>>71745032
No I haven't, thanks for a straight answer though.
Team lobby need a good Daisy?
>>71744832
It's from Space Jam!
>>71744460
Nobody complains about teams being stacked ever?
>>71743852
>racing game
>not listening to Eurobeat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzExFrZ9vX4
says OP code teams match is closed
"This Tournament is currently closed." Is anyone else getting this error with the Team lobby?
>>71745267
nah, not today. I'm detoxing from EDM. been candy-tilting too much lately.
MY BATTERIES DIED ON BOWSER'S CATLE!
just after i took first from toad and toadette dammit
>>71745426
It just means no points are recorded. I can make a new if people want to do team races.
>>71745481
Yes
>4 v 1
>>71744832
Is this a reference to that Darude song?
>>71745626
I'm joining the tunesquad, Ronnie. Don't lose hope.
>>71744793
starting
>>71745626
I'm trying to join, but I keep getting put by myself or one other person.
>>71745626
Aw man, did it already start? I still can't join due to this tournament is closed thing.
>>71745643
savd
>>71745917
Normally that shouldn't be a problem, but it seems bugged for some people.
>>71745514
Do people agree with this about someone making a new one that is open all week like the main one?
What's a good pick in special cup (mirrored)?
that bullet bill that send loli chan on to a piranha
>everybody picked Mount Wario
good taste
>>71745468
Lucky me. You were Larry right? That was also a nice steal on the Mario level. I was distracted and had no idea anyone else was around except for the Wario until you zoomed passed me and flaunted that golden "I'm using tilt controls!" icon.
>>71746013
I guess you could make a new one (it'd be nice if it worked for me!), but everyone probably has that old image saved, with the old code and everything. So, I don't really know.
Daisies wrecking house on Mount Wario
I'm done for now guys. I'll be bak at 10 bye bye
>Coming in 1st on my first race of the evening
>>71746189
thanks for noticing my bling. damn, thought i had the bowsers castle rematch just there. the boat's sailed.
>>71746393
Made a new one if people want to try and join it, since it is open and people are having trouble with the one in OP.
7513-3269-0783
>>71746056
Nothing with inside drifting.
>>71746603
Alright, I'll try joining this.
>>71746603
we would have to edit the OP or someone has to comment quickly
I hope you're doing this team stuff tomorrow.
TWK, why the fuck are you using the Mach 8?
>>71746905
I like it, the engine sounds nice.
>>71746726
Have three people in. That's a start.
>LOLCENAWINS betraying each other
HE STARTED IT
>>71746998
>>71747028
I was trying to pull a Cena and bury everyone I work with.
Great, a 1v1
>>71747067
Good job, fella. You just pulled a Ziggler instead and buried yourself.
>>71747067
why did you put that banana down in front of me? Nice job keeping first
>can't edit chat options to be things like Fella or LOL I Win
>>71747840
>not eyy lmao
>finish first
>rest of team 6, 7, 8
>>71747941
I love that tumblr meme :D
sorry ben
I messed up a little on shyguy falls. sorry guys.
That bomb tho
Blue team got fucked
>fucked up the last two turns on Shy Guy Falls because I was trying to be too SANIC
Sorry two, he blew by me with a star, I couldn't hold him off. I'm a terrible wingman.
>I will never be the better Ludwig
Be right back
>Accidentally hit everyone with basically all of my items
I'm a horrible teammate.
>>71748872
hello, me
>hear about peoplle playing teams
>put in the tournament code
>only 2 people ever played it
wat
Why this game only have tires kart and glider customization? Why not hats? Why not spoilers? Why not custom windshields? Why not custom paint schemes
>>71749220
Try this image.
Who is in a populated team lobby? I want to recent join someone who is.
>>71749379
this tickles my OCD
>try to rejoin teams
>6 tries and each time not even a spectating
>>71749502
Join from friends list.
>>71749462
Fix it then.
>>71749617Can I be your friend?
>>71749641
Is it full?
>>71749698
No, on 7 people. We just ended a race. Try joining us now.
>>71749641
please. do you think it's full?
I SHALL LEAD THE LOBSTERHEADS TO VICTORY
"You were unable to join" whenever I try to join the team lobby via recent players.
Guess because you have to choose a team when joining and Nintendo was probably too dumb to include that part when clicking join because they suck at online.
>>71749926
>now up to 10
I had to hit you with the star there. It may have let the last place person catch you.
>blue shells now helpful
>>71750204
>4 LOLCENAWINS pass me in a group
>throw red shell
>I'm too close to all of them and it goes after a teammate
I'm sorry.
>think i have a mushroom
>it's actually a red shell
sorry leo
>>71750453
No worries
>>71750204
we went from battling for first to scrapping for not last. how the mighty have fallen
>3 cenas
>7 lobsters
okay I think we're getting just a little uneven
just a little
Sorry for hitting you Larry. The shells just sort of spawned and I couldn't do anything.
You guys ARE doing team races in the OP team lobby right?
>>71750727
I left and rejoined. I don't think it let me choose teams. Seems you are locked in for the week.
I'll fix, this weekend if I'm home, to make it be daily with the down time at like 4 AM Eastern.
You're making a lot more mistakes lately Plein. Do you need a rest?Or do I make you nervous? >:3
>>71750727
Well lobsterhead is such a better team name than cenawinslol
>>71750848
No, lobby in >>71749379 please join LOLCENAWINS see >>71750727 for reason
> horn dog thinking he was the japanese toadette
s-sorry
>>71750967
I'm barely paying attention to what I'm doing and I've been up for about 24 hours, I probably shouldn't bother playing but oh well.
I hate fireballs so fucking much, I wish they'd remove that shit.
>>71750968
That would be acceptable if one was SHELB. Neither team is good. I guess I could have done APPLEDOUGH instead.
>wanting to support Shemus or Cena
>Traitorous assholes throwing red shells at teammates
>have a crazy 8
>someone on my team runs into me, blows up my bomb, and takes my star
I hope you appreciate the things I do for you
I'm coming back fellas. I just scanned a QR code for a Sheamus Mii.
I am now running into and shooting every teammate I see
>>71752615
Cena or Lobster?
New team tourney that works. Please join LOLCENAWINS. Lobster Head has TOO MANY LIMES already.
7513-3269-0783
Did that lightning affect everyone?
>>71753191
Only the opposite team
>>71753191
Only the red team.
There is always at least one lightning over the cliff at bone dry dunes.
Always
>>71753224
>>71753231
Fuck. I could have used my blue shell then probably. I held onto it the entire race
>>71753297
I did the same thing a couple races ago before realizing.
>>71753191
>>71753224
>>71753231
i held my breath when i used it
I will NOT go easy on you Plein!
You c'mere you lil' rascal!
>>71753537
The top three were teammates, I didn't want to risk it.
>have red shell
>not really paying attention because blue shell just went off
>think it is mushroom
Sorry.
Oh Candy, you' lil' tease!
Saving red shells especially for lil' ol me, huh? >:3
>red shell coming towards me
>get item
>it's a bob-omb
>throw it backwards in desperation
>it hits the red shell
>I don't get hit by the explosion
This teams stuff is more fun than it should be. It is hard to not fire items off right away when it is something like a red shell.
>like 6 people leaving at once
cri
>>71754520
I think someone left without voting.
>>71754228
you win this round, i'm headed back to the regular /v/ race for a minute.
Sorry, I gotta go. Teams was fun, but I couldn't help but think the whole time I was letting my team down.
>only 4 people left
>3 lobsters
>>71754228
Thanks for the team games, was fun.
>>71754648
You did fine squigs
>>71754134
You can hold a bob-omb behind you to block stuff without getting hit by the explosion like you would a shell or banana.
I'm pretty sure the 'front end' of an explosion lacks a hitbox because I've driven through many explosions that have occurred behind me.
>>71754648
i felt the same way.
you gave it your best, i know it.
FUCKING BULLIES
>still didn't hit me with that star
It was just one bully. Couldn't let you overcome the odds.
Welp, it seems like we're done with teams, see you next timeoh who am I fucking kidding we're never doing this again
>>71755150
I will if people are willing to.
>join room
>Larry and TWK are in it
Gotta resist the urge to help TWK.
>>71755150
the hell we aren't.
We should play frantic items one day.
>>71756128
frantic seems like a good idea for teams
a blue shell is about to hit me on dolphin shoals. suddenly, i am saved by a communication error. thanks, nintendo.
no, seriously, the thing was about to detonate in like 1 milisecond.
Suck my dick Michael.
>>71756495
that was mine :^(
Just sittin here, waiting on mk7. Looks like you all are having fun.
>>71758349
I'll go back to 7I was never there to begin with
one of these days you are going to screw that trick up
>>71758349
MK7 was the only MK I didn't buy. I wonder if I missed out on anything
>>71758717
you missed out on best item tonuki tail
>tard walks in
>sides
>>71758717
It's good
not as good as 8
Time to bully Nikki!If she can keep up!
>>71759384
She can't
>>71759410
Aw..
Hi guys! I love you
I'm back with another anthem
Ah! You delicious lil' japanese loli.
You lucked out on that one!
twk is aspeedh4xer
julidull is a speed hacker
>>71760345
I attack corners
Just finished getting three stars for every cup on every class, now I'm working on getting up to 2800 coins (~2200 at the moment) and all 90 stamps (69 at the moment).
I've been refraining from playing online until I do everything of significance (excluding collecting 10,000 or 15,000 coins). What's this All-Star Cup trophy I'm seeing so often, and does it affect the game in any way?
>>71760563
th-thanks for the compliment :3
>>71761058
do not deny pls
GO TIGHTER IN THE CORNERS YOU FAGGOTS IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY OF YOU I PASS BECAUSE YOU ARE WAY OUT ON THE OUTER EDGE OF THE TURN
>>71761680
i'm using the hack calledgitgud
You can't escape my grasp Candy!
I'm gonna get ya and squeeze ya!
>>71761959
haha o wow ur mad
ryza, how in fuck's name?
>>71761058
no wonder he called you a speed hacker, you have kangaroo internet. No one can hit you with shit
>>71762074
Too slick man. I own the road!
>>71762202
I was kidding
fuck you brown shirt man I don't care about you either
why Kronie ;_;
Who CTGP-R here?
>tard
>"GO EASY ON ME!"
oh fuck my sides
Holy fuck that Dusty Dunes or whatever race was crazy, that was anyone's race.
>>71763527
shut up hacker
>>71763236
Can I try CTGP-R on Dolphin? If yes then how?
Are you guys still doing teams!?
>>71763897
you're notss13'spomf are you?
>>71764004
ss13?
>>71764171
nvm
>>71763834
I have no clue; I imagine there is some way but then again it reads your game disc before installing. I use the letterbomb method to launch the game from the wii home.
Yo candy wtf happened on that mount wario run. You where in front of me the. Suddenly you flipped out and I got ahead.
>>71765013
bomb hit me near the flags sharp turn section it hit you to but it was a lag hit
>Mario Circuit
>Toadette gets super horn
>I'm close behind her in 2nd, get NOTHING BUT COINS IN EVERY ITEM BOX
Fuck this, man.
>>71765718
items are based on distance from 1st place
>>71765778
I know that, but still, give me a shell or something so they have to use that horn item. To give me a chance. And yet for like six item boxes in a row, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin. I still got 2nd of 5, but damn.
>>71765718
>1-on-1
>First place
>second gets triple reds
>the grill miis in the lobby are taller than some men
wtf is up with the manlets
>>71765995
I know, right? Also, where'd everybody go? Not even 2am and online's tournament turned into a ghost town.
>>71766184
You say that like it's morning
fuck
Is there any way other than accumulating 10,000 coins to get the Gold Glider?
>Right at finish
>Blue shell
>Triple reds
Yeah, cute luck there, wouldn't have won without it
>>71767661
>getting mad over a children's party game
reminder to target anybody using this.
>>71768184
and what is that exactly?
>>71768184
Why?
>>71768184
left the group to try this build hehe
>>71768184
Inside drifting a shit.
>>71768946
If you suck shit with it yeah
>>71766694
Nope, come collect them.
On a side note when you get hit does that subtract from your coin total?
>hit by nothing
>last place
mario kart can try to keep me down but I won't give up
>>71769707
Go play global if you want to feel better about yourself.
I consistently get around 6th place in the /vg/ tournament, but I get 1st every time in global
>>71768184Mach 8, roller/button, accel glider
>>71768678
literally babby mode.
>>71768946
forget about the inside drift
>4 accel 4 speed on a heavy
>>71769910
bububut babys can get 3.25 speed and 3 accel
Phew, 9000 VR in worldwide battle mode, that took forever.
>>71768184
>comunication error
fine ill stop using it
>two bombs go off right in front of me
>nobody gets hurt
just like the boston bombing
then, a comm error
>1st shell "kervin no"
>2nd shell "kervin stop"
>3rd shell "kervin why"
i felt true ass pain
Is this build good at all for a lightweight?
I sort of wish there weren't stats in this game.
I liked it better when the only choice you had to make was light, heavy or medium.
>>71771917
I completely agree. I just want to play as Baby Luigi and have a decent chance of winning.
>>71771771
Wrong glider m8
>>71772126
Don't the stats round down if it's not a whole number? I could be mistaken.
>>71772126
unless he really wants that mini-turbo boost, it's fine.
>>71772397
it does
>>71772397
Only accelleration
>>71772527
>>71772534
Thank you for the input. I'll change my glider to clouds.
Do I have to play 50 and 100 cc to unlock all the characters?
>>71772878
Nope
Any of you hide the Wii U under the bed and race /v/ with Rosalina on a bike on the gamepad with headphones late at night on your bed drinking something refreshing?
>>71773779
only when someone else isn't using the internet to torrent causing me to constantly disconnect
>next year
>smashU is out
>got my own place
>pay for my own internet all for my self
>playing Smash, Splatoon and MarioKart every night with /v/
Based nintendo
thank you for such a fun filled future
>>71774097
Nintendo knows how to party. That's how they designed the Wii U. max comfy and party in a system.
So, I three star'd all mirror mode GP's and got every stamp, there's more to do/unlock or did I "beat" the game? I know there's the gold glider but I plan to farm it online.
>>71773779
>>71774097
My desk is perfectly shaped, I lay down a comfy soft open sleeping bag and a few pillows where my legs would rest and wrap a big fat blanket around me.
Able to look up and post or browse then lean back and vidya.
Maximum comfy.
>1st place by a mile in the first 3 races
>get fucking wrecked by blue and red shells on the third lap of the final race
>have to redo the whole thing to get 3 stars
Fucking hell. Now I remember why I never finished MK7.
>mfw nintendo releases a patch to fix item distribution and other bugs
>dlc with 16 new and retro tracks
>new karts and bikes, leveling the playing field between weight classes a tad
>8 battle arenas includingblock fort
>5 new and veteren racers
>secret section unlocked when 3 star all of the 150cc mirror cups that lets you listen to the various tracks and themes in the game
>cuhrazy customization options for vs race including up to 300cc
A guy can dream..
candy confirmed using the_bestbaby princess
I want to applaud necro's excellent use of the Bob-omb item on that first lap.
Umad Candy?
If you guys thought I played complete shit yesterday wait until you see me today.
Sorry for leaving Bo, it's just not very fun with just two people.
sup nerds
>>71768184
3 accel isn't even useful unless you're playing frantic
>12 person race at airport
>Everyone gets rekt right from the beginning by a few very well placed bombs except for me and a really good French player because we both use drift builds and narrowly avoided the blast radius by hugging the ledge.
>We go to fucking war while everyone else is left in the dust
>Last lap and he's ahead of me, last item boxes
>Banana
>One throw
>Catch him with it between the luggage/Cargo belt before the finish line
>barely take first
>mfw
He fucking rage quit right after that.
step up niggas
rainbow road > n64 rainbow
I finally unlocked rosaliner
>>71790076
do people really believe this?
>>71790995Yes
Just joined the tournament.
D-Don't murder my Ludwig too hard...
>>71791917
i bully fedora von koopas
Lightweights ain't that bad. Fuck all you heavyfags.
>>71792746
B-but I just like Beethoven...
Post your best YouTube replay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHmSic8de28
Thankkks whoever hit waluigi with red shell, im in your debt
>>71793906
I got a nice banana snipe in this worldwide lobby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQxKh3UvE04
>Two guys in two races having trip red behind me and firing them all at me
Man my lucks in the gutter
>>71794460
Better than getting mushrooms nonstop for 5 races in a row when in last
>>71795190
>Get bullet bill
>instead of going on course it immediately veers to the right and off a cliff
>>71795361
I remember in MKWii when it would save you from dying off a course
>>71795650
>get bullied in the cluster at the start of the race
>so behind get a bullet bill
>keep it for the whole race and take dangerous and very tight drifts knowing i am safe to mess up
>get all the way to 1st like this
Can't believe that I got crushed twice by those freaking notes
Which of these sexy themed builds do you guys think is better?
Damn, all those bombs. Dodged them all.
>>71795986
Right with Slim and Peach Parasol
>Red shell hits two people and they fall off the cliff.
Well alright.
>>71796102
This combo does have better stats. Thanks for the suggestion.
I've been having the worst item luck lately and have resigned myself to the fact that I will always lose. So now I'm going to try losing in style.
>>71795986
You should at least hit 2 accel or you're really fucked when you get hit.
>1v1
>in second
>only get green shells and Bob-ombs
>>71795361
I'd take that over unlimited last place mushrooms any day. Mushrooms don't do jackshit in last, and it's even worse when everyone else gets stars/lightning/triple shells when they're at the back of the pack.
>>71796650
Don't I know it. I've been racing with 1 accel and I can win easily if I'm not hit; like that could ever happen.
>That 3rd placement
Holy shit
>>71793906
Not my best, but my most comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Jgw6EIT_Y
Best would be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu1gOxo-ltI
>that clusterfuck at the end of Mario Circuit
>hit dong with a green shell
>get into 1st
>just as I pass him, a blue shell starts coming towards him
>run into a wall and get 2nd from laughing too hardI deserved that
BASED BLUE SHELL
[s4s] stronk
>>71797827
good meme
>>71798628
Fugging ebin mamoose
>First going out of his way to hit me and hurting his chances more than mine
Fucking hell can this shit stop, its been nonstop all day
Guys what are the best setting for an awesome highlight reel?
>>71800126
Big Hits
Ms Fortune's mii reminds me of Mary Lee Walsh
>>71800429
wot is this
squiggs is here
>>71800542
>>71801324
I just got Skullgirls on sale. Is it good.
That Miss Fortune mii is really fucking good
>1v1
>does bad so guy's in front of me the whole race
>3rd lap
>blue shell
>steal first and laugh my ass off
holy shit, people on global don't hold onto their items? jesus christ
>>71801882
>beating up on dear old Dad
Have you no shame? Go easy on the casuals.
>>71801546
i like it. me and my bros play it every weekend or so.
>>71801324
Hello! I was thinking of switching to a Marie Mii, but I think too many people know me as Squigly now.
>>71801546
Yes. I've played it too much for my own good. Although, if I were you, I'd visit /sgg/ for better input.
>>71801612
qr code?
>>71802439Please don't change your Mii
What miis have you seen that you like the most?
>>71802838
They're all shit.
>>71802838
none
>>71802838
Dr. Ivo Eggman.
Fuck yeah Big Band
>>71802838
S-Squigly
>>71802742
Well, I was just thinking. I'm the boring one who plays Mario in Mario Kart, so why don't I use The Skullgirl for a Skullgirls Mii? Heh.
God why don't you get fucking blue shelled plein
>>71802838
NonoX3
>>71803373
I always thought of Filia as the boring Mario of Skullgirls
Both rooms have 12 people and Chris-Chan is lonely waiting by himself.
fuck yeah, Big Band wins
Are you not playing the main lobby?
>>71803939
Well, I was thinking both names are in the title of the game sorta thing.
>>71804035
>skullboys
>>71804078
I am.
>>71803630
Not only do I get blue shelled, I get triple red shelled as well.Asshole.
>>71804491
eat shit you aussie cunt;)
>>71800429
Aha!
>>71801546
Yes! It has the best tutorial ever, too. So, you'll be able to get right into it!
>>71801612
Thanks!
The one I saw on this Mii-Maker site sucked, so I tried my own hand at it.
AND, WHAT THE HELL, PLEIN!?
Stealing second like a boss.
>>71804549
>Yes! It has the best tutorial ever, too. So, you'll be able to get right into it!
Really? I suck at fighting games. Can the tutorial change that?I bought it for cute girls.
Well, gotta go. i'll be back in a few hours though
i got somebigthings to do
MKwii question here (just started playing it online using cptg-r for the first time today). I main king boo, is he viable? The game seems really fucking unbalanced and I saw a lot of daisys and funky kongs. What vehicle is best all around?
I want to make this Mii more authentic.
Also am I the only one that doesn't care about Spooky Waifu Fighting Simulator?
>>71805550
Funky Kong + Flame RunnerDon't bother with MKW, it's shit
>>71805721
What other MK has 230+ maps?
>>71805262
Shut up
>>71805262
>>71805832
None, but if most of the tracks are shit why bother?
>>71805961
Only like not even 20 of those 200+ tracks are shit.
I'm going tryhard
>>71806109
>tfw can't play right now
Shit, I'm gonna miss it
What's objectively the worst set you can use both in terms of stats and appearance?
>5 reds in a row
Thats just brutal , did second really get 2 trip reds
>>71805550
You're only gonna see Daisy and Funky Kong. Stop while you can.
>>71806482
I saw it happen m8
>>71806463
these maybe?
the left one if you are in a room with heavys
>>71806463
Mach 8 with crimson slim in terms of looks
probably landship/scooty puff jr/biddy buggy + babyweight and roller for stats
>>71806482
Sorry.
>>71806781
Would've done the same in your position
>>71806748
>Mach 8 with crimson slim in terms of looks
>>71806953
Oh right I forgot, the mach 8 looks stupid with anything.
>>71807042
Only if you have shit tastes
>>71793906
This is one of my favorites. Green shell snipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOTUuFavylY
Le no one attack first
>>71804649
I don't know if you'll be tournament level, but it'll def get you on the right start. It goes over everything!
>1st
>Last corner reded
>5th
>3rd
>Last corner reded
>7th
Foaming at the mough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-U7rT9PHws
Piranha Plant is totally fugging ebin.
>>71802742
Well, I got comm errored. I'll try out my other SG Mii, and if all of you hate it, I can easily change back.
>>71806489
But why? Are they extremely overpowered? I don't have access to any other MK so its this one or nothing and I'm not interested in racing braindead CPU who either give me a free win or cheat like fuck.
>>71806463
The worst kart pieces are standard ATV and monster tires / their clones, due to their overall negative stat totals. Any baby would be worst in it, because you wouldn't even have the benefit of 5.75 weight to send people flying. As for looks, steel diver is probably the ugliest of the clones.
Why is there always same maps to choose from
>>71807375
>>71807381
Just look up a MKW clan battle on Youtube. That should sum things up, and show what you'll be racing with 90% of the time.
>>71807579
Trying to join back, but I guess the room's full. I'll keep trying, though!
I had to drift the wrong way at the most inopportune moment possible. Aha.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>71809240
DSP? Is that you?
>>71809240
That was close, for you.
>2nd getting two trip reds
>Looping reds
>Barrage of green and red
>Double blues
>Landing on shells
>Person behind me getting red last turn
Whose cereal did I piss in to get this luck
>>71809308
fucking broken kart mechanics
>tfw I'm finally getting good luck
>>71809618
>12th
Guess not :(
goddamnit barkley
Just as cute as the other one.
Though, the name squigly is just too good!
>Dry Dry desert
Who the fuck picks this place?
>3rd
>Drift the wrong way
>11th
>>71809618
>>71810238
I'm listening (and singing along) to the DK Rap on loop for you. You can do it!
>>71810892
Thank you! I have a feeling I made the mouth a little too small, but oh well. I agree that Squigly is the cuter name.
>>71811323
>singing the DK Rap
PERHAPS I'M WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN BEFORE HE'S BEEN THROWN OUT ON THE PLAINS.
Fuck you and your bong internet harry
>Ms Fortune passed me up right at the end
Have a rotten day
Haven't gotten this game yet, but since I'll be playing online as always, I just want to know what stage gets chosen the most (when it appears) in MK8?
It's still SNES Rainbow Road back on MK7.
>>71811765
You're given the option of 3 randomly selected courses and a random this time in online mode.
i might come play later, ive been doing globals for whatever reason
>>71811323
I must've changed slight positions on mine a gazillion times.
>>71811606
>mfw
>>71811919
I know, that's why I put "when it appears" in parenthesis. As in, "if it shows up as a choice, it'll get chosen by at least 90% of the players"
>>71812371
Mount Wario and Electrodome
fucking coins in sixth place
>>71812332
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll fiddle around with it later.
Also, I hope you're proud of that bob-omb, Ryza guy! That was great.
>>71811323
Are you the qt horned girl?
Lots of Gorillas 'round these parts
>>71813116
Nah, I'm the not so qt girl with twintails playing as Mario. The "horned girl" is Ms. Fortune.
Why is RR64 so fucking shit? Easily the only really shitty track in this game
>>71814560
Its good, but for some reason I always get item raped
>Go on worldwide using buggy/roller/parasol with baby Daisy
>Still get 4th after not using a light in so long and vs heavies
>>71814560
that belongs to toads turnpike
>>71813875
It's still a very cute mii, I'll make sure togo easy on you
>>71814638
>it's good
fuck no it's not. It's too fucking short and full of long, wide and boring turns. Hell, even the original was terrible, they need to remake a good rainbow road next time
>>71814980
Next RR will be the Super Circuit one
>>71814980
rainbow road N64 was always shit. they made it bad on purpose to continue tradition
>>71815147
I personally would love if they did theDS onenext
It'd be good if it were 2 laps, Dry Dry Desert is the worst, you also keep picking it.
>>71815263
It seems they're going in order of release
MK11 will have DS
>>71815263
>DS RR
>good
"Not fair!"
>>71815348
dem loop de loops tho. I really think it could be great if they went all out into remaking it instead of what they did with 8's shitty remake
Darn it, another communication error. I'll join back in a bit!
>>71814975
Thank you very much!
>>71815263
I'd like DS RR next as well. I really liked playing on that one.
>>71815269
meant to quote
>>71814560
so 3k on global is basically average right? everyone seems worse than /v/ still
>>71815512
I wanna see DD first, it has always been the hardest course for me
>dry dry desert and sherbet land are up
>everyone picks dry dry
why
would
you
do
this
holy shit damn 1th place
>>71815883I wish I could pick both ;_;[
>>71816121
1st place, sorry
>>71815883
Both are shit
When will Ryza stop being an annoying cunt?
>>71815563
Huh, i'm getting that the other way round, got 4k and everyones kicking my ass while on /v/ I'm getting pretty high barring bully
>>71816567
how can you not like the most jolly stage from DD?
>>71816950
Sherbet land is only meh
most of the other courses in the game are better
>>71817258
your taste
>>71816583
>tfw you waste your super horn just to fuck over ryza
>>71817258
like shit guy falls or sunshine rapeport?I like all the tracks other than RR64
So, did I hit you with the sound horn on your screen Plein?
Because if not, that's just not right.
>>71817605
>dissing Shy Guy Falls
Nigger, you pleb as fuck.
>>71817605
I could make a single grand prix with the courses I dislike
Sherbet Land
Dolphin Shoals
Dry Dry Desert
Bone Dry Dunes
>>71817907
Holy shit how bad is your traction nigger
>You were unable to join.
Suffering.
>>71818029
Usually pretty okay
>Someone chooses Dry Dry Desert, Sherbert, etc.
Geez, you could have any more bad taste?
Blooper at the last item box.
Man, all this lag is making it hard for me to do my break-before-finish-first-place victories!
>>71818545
>sherbet
>bad
Check your privilege, heavyweight scum.
>>71817849
I saw you stopped there but I never saw you use it, even when I looked back.
Ryza, were you doing that candy ass thing where you stop at the finish line on Shy Guy Falls?
>>71818898
You're the lil jap loli! You watch yourself lil' one!
>>71818929
Yes
>>71818905
it's not like you have shitty dino internet or anything ;^)
>>71819061
You shouldn't, I snuck ahead because of it.
>>71818905
Yeah, not right.
I can't even properly harass you!
>>71819294
Thank the lag god!
>>71818898
Toad > Toadette
>>71819294
The cheeky bastard did it again.
>>71818929
I do more than just break, too. Fun, fun!
>>71818898
>use heavy weights
>like sherbert
Don't generalize, toadette scum
>>71819857
Toad is a boy! I want to be the little girl.
>>71820036
How is that a "flawless" victory?
Anyone want to play Maryo Kratt ??
>>71820036
oi yer a cheeky lil cunt you
>>71821157
For once he didn't get overtaken while attempting it.
>>71821413
Pretty much, lol. That's the part! The risk!
YOSHI EGG!?
WHY!?
>>71821582
fun* part
>First most of the match
>one red shell
>then another in the offroad
>last
It's on Barkley!
Prepare your anus!
>>71821597
I wasn't even blocking the bridge
Beta, have a rotten day
>Water Park
>Been wanting to play this track for hours
>Comm error
T-Thanks
BETA, I fucking love your mii
>>71821813
that feel
leo in charge of using green shells
>>71822212
If you're in my group and it comes up again, I'll pick it for you.
>win race
>still no gf
>All these gril miis
sorry for pelting you with a million red shells arracks
>>71822442
Thanks! I'll be back later, taking a break.
>single shroom in 12th place
time to take a break from this shitty game
>>71823560
got a blue shell in 4th before
>>71822426
Yeah that was a mess. I thought I was holding down enough for them to be tossed backwards.
>>71736873
I got star and then a gold mushroom as 2nd place because 1st place was around 10 seconds ahead or something.
>red shell misses me and hit a wall
How?
>>71823403
No problem!
>>71823560
I hope your item luck gets better soon.
>>71815563
because most people play like it's time trials there.
In /v/ room, everyone is aggressive as hell.
You are a gigantic faggot if you throw a red shell backwards and don't hit anyone.
WHO THE FUCK THROWS RED SHELLS BEHIND THEM WHEN THEY ARE NOT IN FIRST?
>>71821813
There was one point where I was going to be 1st but got raped literally at the last turn continually until I was dead last at 11th.
Replay sucks though, is there anyway I can make it focus on that segment entirely?
>>71824586
only way to do that is with a capture card
>>71822847
Seriously.
Drowning in cuties!
>First entire race
>Blue shell red shell clusterfuck right at the end
Yeah well, whatever.
>lightning
>item on my ass hit me
>fall of course
that 9 coins man
Any of you guys just get a communication error?
>>71825928
I didn't, but it seems like others did.
Voted before I left.
Hope I didn't end the room!
Catchu guys later.
>>71826075
Good games! See you later!
Ooh! Very nice lucking out there Sebastian!
Dammit I can't get into the room with Big Guy
I'm going to have to go as well. I have dinner to eat and such. Good games to everyone I played! I wish you all a good time, and I hope to see you all later.
>>71826863
Luck? That was pro skills right there.
Okay, maybe I got lucky with those red shells.
>>71827028
It was fun, some good racers in that lobby.
>tfw can't get into the right lobby
>>71827415
Now that the hype has died down a bit, the mid week races seem to be only the best people. My strategy of taking a quick lead doesn't work when everyone is good and I have found that I do quite poorly in the middle of the pack catching up. You heavy weight users need to stop abusing the weight and speed exploits so much.
>triple reds at the end
>>71828310
But I like going fast
ready for rape
How the fuck do I not have the gold glider yet.
You need 10k coins and that's it, right? I got all the basic coin unlocks in the first 3-4 days of playing the game, and that's like what, 2800 coins?
Feels like with all that I've played it should've unlocked ages ago
>>71829479
I've unlocked it after 100 hours
>>71829136
Bend over!
>not voting Sherbet Land when TobyFx is in the room.
>>71826075
>>71829136
I get a feeling that was the B squad room. Where's my actual challengers at
Where the good miis at?
>that bob-omb that almost hit me at the end of mario circuit
Jesus dick my heart skipped a beat
moomoo again
room died
>implying you're all anything more than annoying distractions in the Battle of the Toadettes
>>71831325
Ladies Ladies quit fighting, you're boththe best
>race a fellow Canadian
>he's fucking out for blood with shell and fireball bombardment
>they all miss
>>71831583
I-it's bad latency!!
>>71831325
Toadette a shit
>>71831325
What does your name translate to?
>>71831325
>having shit taste in characters
>shy guy falls
>1st place
>red shell in the waterfall segment
>get hit by someone with shells around them
>can't move forward, forced to drive backwards and let lakitu bring me back up
>10th
>>>this all happens on the final lap
>>71831678
ur shit
>>71831826
Not telling howaito piggu
>>71831826
some bastardization of kawaii
>>71832239
Okay
time to bully Toast
>>71831826
~Ka~yo~wa~i~yo~u ? ?~Yo
>>71832509
No bully pls
>try to race against fellow skullgirl
>denied
Coming back for some more action, ladies!
>>71832239
?????????
>>71831826
It looks like "kawaii youjo" Which is literally "cute little girl". I don't get the way it's typed though. Looks like some 2ch thing.
Fuck yeah Peacock
>>71833024
>leave right before ryza joins
talk about a close call
>>71831826
Using some shit jap alphabet it translates to
kayowaiyoudoyo
No Toast
I'm not going easy on you.
good race ran da muu
>>71832964
Hiya! I'll drop and join your room if you can't join mine.
>>71833949
don't bother all the other rooms are 1v1's i've been trying to get into something with more than 3 players
Marie! Why is your loli grey haired?
>>71833926
If you're going to bully anyone let it be Ryza
>>71834107
Oh, darn. Just spectated. I see what you mean.
>>71834178
http://youtu.be/IOQHiA_82ps
>use sport bike and slick
>win
>>71834356
that fucking steal what an upset!
I really want to play on the weekdays with you guys so I can in top form. I might forsake sleep tonight and join later.
>2 blues and a trip red
>blue then combo womboed while the next first doesn't get a single blue
Mang my luck is just getting worse
colby's back lets go
So, did my Pirahna Plant not hit you or something Grant? You should have came second
>>71834645
I made up for it on Yoshi's Valley! I think.
here i come bitches!
marie were is your luck coming from, its insane
>>71835295
there's a reason marie is the final boss i think i beat her then she wrecks me right at the end
>>71835129
On DK Jungle? No, it didn't hit me.
It scared the hell out of me, though.
>>71835537
Good question. If you're who I think you are, you usually kick my butt. RNGesus was smiling upon me, probably.
>>71835539
Sorry!
> Try to clear 150cc with 3 stars
> Spend the first two laps in first place no problem
> Third lap get wombo combo'd into 3rd or 4th
> Keeps happening
Is this what artificial difficulty means?
Any advice on taking tight turns after a gliding part? I always choke in those. For example in the haunted mansion or shyguy mine when you take the top path or that level with the dolphins.
I run a heavy driver, usually Wario with the F1 car and small blue tires.
>>71836180
not artificial difficulty, just bullshit
>>71836316
Try landing earlier, or holding R before you land and begin the drift right away
>disconnect mid race
Have fun on Yoshi Valley without me ;_;
>not watching the item spy
>2014
Get it together, Ryza.
>>71836127
Love that lag!
that blue shell
>>71836171
>I get 3 blue in 2 matches
>you get 0
Meh comes and goes I guess
>>71836406
I play for fun. You're gonna have to actually make me start trying.
>First race I've ever been able to keep a lead
HOW
ryza is always in like 7th place until the last 17 inches of the race where he shoots up for 2nd
Alright guys! Who is the CUTEST girl in MK8!?
VOTE NOW: http://www.strawpoll.me/1988252
>>71836937
candy ever fucking time
>leading the race
>random boomerang hits me mid flight
which one of you chuckle brothers was it?
> Second place holds on to three red shells for the last lap
> Nobody has the balls to pass him
What the fuck is wrong with these people. If you like second so much why don't you marry it
>>71836937
Jap loli has top tier taste in Grills
W.O.W
that final lap...
>TFW Candy doesn't realize we have to team up against cheap speed racers who need first place every time because their poor egos are at stake.
>TFW she pegs me with a green shell.
:(
>>71837053
Me, was pretty enjoyable actually hitting someone with it
very funny guys, you can stop with the blue shells now...
please...
i want to play but i have a phobia of lag now
the last lobby i was in played like it was in 50cc
holy shit dat fucking anal rape at the finish line, that made me laugh
>>71837670
>Firehopping
You deserve it
>seeing Harlonga go from 1st to 7th
>>71837670
I can promise you that I would never snap off a blue shell if a PGP was in first.
>>71837747
>being autistic
i'm so sorry, i hope no one bullies you
>>71837764
that was fucking hilarious for me
harloga is touching the item from my crazy 8
nothing happen have to resort to hit him with green shell
>candy's bomb at the finish line
Based. Fuck heavyweights.
>>71836937
So, all of you who voted other..
Who did you have in mind?
N-Nono please
>Fell off Sky Guy Falls 3 or 4 times
Holy shit that was not one of my better races
>>71836937
Missing so many qts.
My favorite was Phoebe the little brown gril.
>2nd place
>hit my own green shell
>8th place
Aw! Nice lucking out there Grant.
>mfw im using the wrong wheels
im a dumbfuck
>>71838412
i actually almost messed up that last bend, saved my shroom from half the track back
:(
>>71838430
I'll take note for next time!
WHAT QT3.14 DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID OTHER? WHO ELSE?
>>71838340
plein
>>71838962
Plein isn't a girl.
Would you like to try again?
>>71839197
I know.
Marie
>>71838654
>luck
You sat at the line with a super horn and I passed you by going wide.
That wasn't luck, that was just you being a goof and throwing first away.
>>71839527
As I always do! Grats on that.
Feels like were playing Yoshi falls every 2 races
>>71838340
I really like[s4s]-tan
>>71838891
Melissa is cute. I voted for her.
>>71840212
I agree! I would like tokidnap her
>Comm error
>Able to race around the whole track before it disconnects
Is this what victory tastes like
>>71840212
B-blush
sorry for the shit races everyone
>red shelled in mid air section
>lose 6 coins
>>71840736
Don't worry i'm used to it
>>71840776
I'm sorry about that! I felt horrible when I did it.
tilt controls
Justice prevails!
Hell yeah!
>tfw australia joins and 3 people burn out at the start
How much of a difference is there between 0 coin top speed and 10?
Oh fug, 1031 again.
>>71841107
You're a fiesty one, Lillie!
You need to learn your place! >:3
>>71841648
i've decided to get SOME sleep tonight, thanks for the races guys!
>>71841648
>>71841909
my niggas..
>>71841852
Did that last place work well enough? Also, did I see Candy backing up for an item?
reminder that if you're a heavyweight you shouldn't bully the lightweights
>>71842180
yes i did back up for and item
>>71842180
What?
Sorry to whichever Bowser I accidentally completely unloaded that crazy 8 on
>>71815563
You need to hit 4k.
>>71842252
I play as Mario and I still get pushed around. I wanna say it's my build, but I don't know why.
i gotta do some work after this one, ggs friends
you got me :^(
How much top speed you gain per coin?
>TFW bullying Lillie and pushing her off the cliff.
I'm gonna have to find that one in the replays! Insta-faved!
>accidentally bump into squigs twice while they're holding the super horn
>would have easily sent me from 3rd-9th
>doesn't use it
w-why so nice
>>71842939
There is no greater shame than being bullied in one of your webm's. I will pray to the random gods that you don't get a good angle.
>>71843110
You aren't worth using it on.
>Bump into TWK on Mt. Wario
>Fall off stage
>Shell hits me as I fall
This is why kids shoot up their schools
>>71843271
I need some new material! Please let there be the PERFECT angle!
>>71843110
Becauseyou're my favourite Bowserbro
>>71842939
my piraha plant manage to drop her the same section of the race
RIP in pieces Lilie. :(
*Buries Toadette's body*
>>71843434
I saw you fall, then I heard the shell hit. I felt horrible becausethat was my shell.
back for round 2
>>71843737
>>71844037
Oh, this was going to be my last game. I'll stick around in this case.
I don't even care that you screwed up Grants.
But THAT'S what I'm talking about! First place is so boring! Have some fun!
>>71844076
cool just saw you take first GG
>>71842442
Do you regret breaking for me Candy? Do ya? >:3
What up guys
>>71844863
Oh, right, forgot to add Cerebella to >>71836937
>>71844863
darn, you came on right as i was leaving to finish up work
>>71845072
was peacock on there?
>>71844863
hey just getting ass wrecked because i can't use my cannon
>>71845256
Nope, gotta add her too next time
>explosion
>get a star
get 1st
thanks to who ever got crazy 8
>>71845094
I'll be on till late. I have the next 6 days off for some reason, so more than likely I'll be on through the week(end)
>>71845072
Everyone forgets Cerebella
>lightning while taking offroad shortcut
So how many of you are guys with cute female miis
>>71845526
All of them
>12th
>green shell
You think this is a game, Nintendo?
>>71845526
literally everyone with a female mii
>>71845629
There's at least one chick'stitshere I have personally seen, so that's out. But probably 90%
>>71845884
gonna need proof
>2nd
>hit by everything and give up
>last
why does this have to happen to good little lolimech
>Dolphin Shoals
>3rd, almost caught up with 1st and 2nd
>hit with red shell over pit
>finish in 9th
Gutted. Just gutted.
Today's not your day, Satan
>Azu-nyan
AcuteNEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
>>71845940
Gonna have to ask her yourself, brah. Not up to me to share those pics
>spend so much time writing post I have a six second late start in Sunshine Airport
>finish 2nd anyway
I'll never understand this game!
>>71846176
Yeah, one more then time to call it quits for the night, I think
>>71846220
>10th
and falls
>>71845526
I can't speak for everyone, but I am indeed male. We can still keep playing together right? I'll still do my best.
>>71846505
Don't say that! Never say that!Goonies never say die!
>pushed to dead last
>person in front of me gets crazy 8
>in front of him gets gold shroom
>I get a green shell
You can't reason with this.
Where the Big Band at?
alright dk time iggy just isn't working out
I'm trying to play Shyguy but damn I suck.
>>71846914
I'm coming in
>Passed Plein with a perfect banana toss
>in 1st the rest of the way
>just before the last item block, TRIPLE RED SHELLED
>finish 6th of 10
Maaaan
>>71846914
>>71847119
all together again
SHOWTIME
>TFW Lilly steals your star from your Crazy 8 without asking..
Please, abuse me as much as you like but show some kind of compassion! Leave me a crumb at least. :(
>>71847240
Ready to go
EAT SHIT PLEIN, THAT WAS MY BANANA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>71847758
oh fuck my sides
>>71847353
I didn't even realize what was happening until I noticed by speed going sanic
>>71847758
>Banana sniping Plein
You're a god now, Bella. What will you do with your new found power?
I'll get you back one day for those dirty fireflower shots twk ;_;
>>71848003
Wish for the Fishbones to leave
>>71847758
First Brian and now you. Everyone seems to be really good at banana sniping me today.
racing the dk swagmobile
>>71848279
I blame it on the fact that it was a straight shot
>watching another fellow Roy hit last
>leading in Yoshi's Valley third lap
>LIGHTNIN!
>miss item box from being so tiny
>run over by haes or jorden
>smash their ass with a red right at the end
What you get! Second time I've choked away the lead.
>>71848554
haes ran over me too. What a fucking bully
>>71848821
that entire toad's turnpike was me shooting you with green shells because you were the only person i could catch
Alright Peacock, I've let it slide until now but why must you bully me every race?
>>71849093
Because you suck
>triple mushrooms
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx00LHagvxM
>>71849093
i literally just threw them forward and saw them go towards you and went oh god also that fuck below me is not peacock
>>71849328
above me rather
Leo's starting to try my patience, hahaha
You're welcome for the lightning, Little nippon girl
>once again, leading in the third lap, this time in Music Park
>banana for protection
>Plein or Leo somehow sniped me with a green and got it around my banana anyhow
AAAAAAA
Anyone want to do teams? That was fun as shit last night.
Leave for a second, room's full up. I'll keep trying to join back.
>>71849912
I would, but I still feel like I let my team down too much.
>can't stop hitting cerebella even though i try
>>71849991
skullgirls on the monstars team would be a blast
even if we lost
Welp, time for another break. Gotta run some errands.
>>71849827
I think that was actually the JP guy playing Mario who sniped you there, I boosted by him right after he threw it.
>>71849991
Don't worry about that. Just be a dick to the person closest to you on the other team if you can't get up front.
>>71850218
That's who it was, yeah.
Man, tonight is not my night. Not ONCE have I placed 1st. Quite a contrast from two weeks ago when I got 1st like 16 times in one day.
if we can organize teams im so down for it
cerebella confirmed for shell magnet literally threw it in the opposite direction and it came back
>>71850398
Tell me about it. I've literally only once today been in the top 6. Every other race I'm getting 8th-11th
>>71850413
You suck Leo. LOLCENAWINS sucks in general. Also may try and change team names for next week when the down time comes up.
teams would be cool. I missed all the fun before
Ludwig just wasn't cutting the mustard. Time to get serious.
>>71850636
That wasn't me. Also, rude.
I'm jumping into the teams lobby. The one in OP is broken, so use this code: 7513-3269-0783
>>71749379
Image with code for future use.
Finally. I was seriously going to die of sodium poisoning.
So been wanting to do this. I made a template for the best Mario Kart tracks throughout the series, narrowing it to 48, but can bump it to 64 (keeping with multiples of 4 like all cups)
In my ignorance, I'm leaving it up to 4chan to decide.
>>71850636
LOLCENAWINS was outnumbered half the time, though.
>>71850636
>Also may try and change team names for next week when the down time comes up.
Make it girls vs. boys
>>71851050
Mount Wario, Baby Park, and the original Rainbow Road need to be on there. Would like to see Mario Circuit 2 from SNES and the original RR64 on there.
>>71851204
>original RR64
Such absolute trash.
>>71850636
no that was me i try not to but it happens no matter what
>comm error
WELP. I guess that's it for now. I'll be back later
>>71851204
>Baby Park
Why does everyone like this track so much?
>>71851305
>She couldn't do the shortcut jump
Dohoho! That explains it.
>>71851347
It was pure chaos after two laps.
>>71851050
I likes me some Choco Mountain, myself. DK Mountain from Double Dash! might be the best DK stage
What's the best tracks from Super Circuit? I never really played that one, but hear Sky Garden is great and any of the non-typical stuff like Cheese Land and the Ribbon one are good.
>Sweet Sweet Mountain
>Me and Key are fighting for 1st
>long snipe with green shell AND super horned him
>Victory is mine!
>candy comes out of fucking nowhere with a triple mushroom and wins by a wide margin
What. The. Fuck.
that blue shell came at the perfect time i thought id get first but at least you did
also on the topic of tracks the rainbow road on ds was beautiful in 3d i loved racing downhill derby style too
>three Lobsters in teams
>are being friendly
I never realized Mario Kart could be comfy.
Just thought of some more for the all time list Wario Colosseum.
Seriously, join the teams lobby 7513-3269-0783
>>71851204
I miss Baby Park with the giant Bowser shell. So much fun!
>>71851905
I think I'll join in just a few more races.
>>71851747
i had i left used it for the donut shortcut
alright fellow skullgirls can we all head to that team lobby that actually sounds fun as hell
>>71851050
>SNES Mario Circuit 2
>N64 Royal Raceway
>N64 Yoshi Valley
>GCN DK Mountain
>GCN Yoshi Circuit
>DS Delfino Square
>DS Airship Fortress
>DS Waluigi Pinball
>Wii Maple Treeway
>Wii Coconut Mall
>MK7 Piranha Plant Slide
>MK7 Music Park
>MK8 Mount Wario
>MK8 Bowser Castle
>>71852064
Rename Team Skillgrills next week maybe?
FIIIIIIRST
After like forty races and five almost-wins. Thank christ
>>71852093
Are we talking the Royal Raceway with the open courtyard, or the bastard version in MK8?
>>71852064
Use 7513-3269-0783 code in OP image leads to shitty not working tourney.
>>71852064
Alright, sounds good. Just gotta make sure you pick Blue since I'm locked into that from last time, heh.
>>71852340
i picked red and don't know how to switch
>Red shell passes hot rod
>>71852517
I think you're fucked.
Guess you lucked out Lilie.
The highlight didn't want to show the part when I knocked you off the cliff. Please let me abuse you more sometime so I can get some good stuff!
>>71852064
I'll be on in a little bit! Just got home and gotta do some things. Also my roommate is using my WiiU to play WW in glorious HD.
I joined cena because the name made melaugh. Hopefully the cool kids are on that team!
>>71852517
Can't til next week. I may try to switch to daily when I get the chance.
>>71852734
Big Band, Marie and Me are all on cena team
>>71852517
Noooo! It resets next week or something.
>>71852734
Hope you can consider me a coolcat.
>>71852734
>mfw all the cool kids are and im stuck on lobster head
>>71852843
It's a shameful thing.
Blue team next week will be team Skullgirls
>>71852843
Sorry, Peacock.
Anyone have any further recommendations to add to >>71836937 ? There will be no "other" option next time!
Comments about said qt3.14s are also welcome, such as:
>Phoebe (lil' brown girls are the best)
Just to help relate who it is.
>>71852843
Sounds like a shameful thing, fella!
>>71852843
You have me at least
>>71852817
>>71852841
Glorious. And, you'repaw-some.
>>71852843
>mfw
>>71853389
You there! I thought I've seen you in-game.
Do you have a picture of your Mii?
Woo hoo time for more bad luck
>Communication Error
Darn it, hope my Mario bot won't kill anyone on accident.
>>71853323I will wipe all horrors from this world, starting with you.
>>71853060
Those aren't even the lyricsbut fuck you I know exactly what you're quoting and now it's playing in my head
>>71853638
Except the lyrics are "It's a shameful lost your head" but are heard as "It's a shameful thing, lobster head"
I remember one time I was playing with /v/ in a voice chat lobby. I was watching RAW and someone said "somebody's watch RAW" via voice chat. which ONE OF YOU LOVELY FELLAS SAID THAT
>comm error
one sec will be back just gotta put on my lobster armor
>>71853712
Well shit. I must've read mistranslated lyrics. Just listened to it.
>>71853712
Too many limes, too many limes. OoooOoooOo
>>71853712
Its "A Shame that they, lost their head"
>Another Communcation Error
Going to cry.
>>71853498
I don't happen to have one, but if you played at all earlier it was probably me. I've been playing waaaay too much lately!
Though, my gpu died recently. I blame that.
Just as planned. Ku ku ku~
>only 2 lobsterheads out of 7 reacers
>they take 2nd and 1st
welp
>>71854431
cheating isn't cool
>>71854457
why you so chubby?
>huge lead the whole race
>lighting into pit
>blue shell
>red shell
Might as well have fucking Brogue Kicked me for that last second win
>>71854457
>Dem curves, dem thighs
But I don't wanna fap, boner. I just want to play video games!
>Boner: Tough titties.
>5v2
How will Cena overcome these odds have out numbering his opponents King?
>>71854431
kill yourself
>>71854747
Because Samson shoves his face with food in my sleep, and it all goes to my body.
never mind i'll be back later roommate wants to go get groceries
>>71855276
Why is Samson such an asshole to literally everybody?
Anymore up for teams? 7513-3269-0783
>try to hit other team
>hit my team instead
Every time
>>71855276
cute
>Run over by Filia
>And then Leo
I need to switch back to Ludwig on the Yoshi Bike.
>>71855590
He's just being protective.And he's also a smoker, alcoholic, and gambler, so there's that
>>71856076
Fair point
Literally every item roulette in that race took 5 seconds no matter how many times I hit L
6 on 2. If it wasn't for Leo LOLCENAWINS would have looked like the 3MB.
>Slow down so somebody can throw a Red Shell
>Get Triple Reds from the next item block
>Nobody else slows down since it's the last part of the race
Leo is fucking Cena.
>>71856498
you only slow down if you're in like 2nd or 3rd and the fag behind you nabs a triple red
Alright, I'm off for the night. Too fucking tired to focus on racingand Electrodome just made me trip the fuck out
I'll see you guys tomorrow
>>71856716
This is team racing.
well that's enough racing for me. I got other vidya to play
Is mirror mode essentially 150cc reversed?
Getting gold stars in these is 100% total luck, there is no skill involved.
>>71856881
>>71857038
Thanks for playing, I had good games with both of you. See you later!
>>71857101
lol
I'm calling it a night after one more race. Want to wake up early enough to get food for the US-Germany game tomorrow.
>>71857672
I got nine coins in a row on my last race, the entire race.
There was nothing I could do.
three people?
>>71858035
>Hank Hill
>Joke Bike
>1st Place
wut... i'm never this good against you guys...
>>71858660
Don't make me strop drawing here and get online to perform the wrekt.
I-Is there a skype group
>"this is my last game "
>"hooray!"
oh
>>71858828There can be.*Wink, wink*
op teams died gg
Don't take that horn personally, ronnie. :3c
>>71859058
DidCENAWINLOL?
>>71859058
Sorry, it was just me and cute little girl. Both of us were on the same team, so I drove backwards until I got a communication error. Not sure if anything happened after that.
>>71859482
Aww, I wanted to be rivals :(
>get green shell in last and get mad
>throw and somehow hit hollycaust
>get 2nd
miracles do happen
I got last place twice in a row. please Reggie give me strength
>>71860082
third :^)
>>71860334
the reggie giveth and the reggie taketh away
so long as your body is ready your victory will be assured
>>71860473
Amen brotha. Hail ReggiE!
God, worldwide really is garbage. They all just pick the same 3 courses over and over. Royal Raceway, Grumble Volcano (even though they're all fucking shit at it), and Dry Dry Desert (Ditto).
>>71859634
>so I drove backwards until I got a communication error
You hurt my feelings ;_;
>>71858989
P-Please.
>>71859783
You don't want to be friends?
>>71861038
>Niggas pick RoyalRaceway
>don't take the shortcut if they have a shroom
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
Is teams dead now?
>>71861608
I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. It was just that I thought it was pointless for a match like that to happen in a Team Race, it was nothing against you. Hopefully I can make up for that somehow. Maybe another Toadette picture you probably already have saved?
Rosalina fags getting BTFO
>>71861767
What shortcut? There are like a million of them.
>>71861767
Because they're shit at the game. They just think they're ok because practically any one of any skill level can win on it due to it being so easy.
>>71861721You first.*Nudge, nudge*
>>71861958
The intended shortcut with the ramp.
>>71861945
I guess so, unless someone wants to start up another one.
>>71862262
id be willing
>>71861945
it is but skullgirls live on in main
>>71861721
No, fuck off. Skype and irc chats caused a huge rift in mk7 /v/eekends and just soured the whole thing when all was said and done.
>>71862262
I'll keep an eye out if it gets enough interest.
>>71862292
I knew I took long!
>>71862516
No one wants to hear you pretend to be a girl
Jesus fuck
>>71862516
*too long
>>71862578
>pretend
>>71862253
You can actually do that without a mushroom if you hope at a very specific point. I don't try it, though. I'm a pussy.
>>71862578
>someone's mad
they were talking about teams not the skype group
>>71862661
>Implying that real females defend when their gender is brought to questiontry harder next time, bro
>>71862578
Dude, relax. That's not the Skype Group horse shit, this is about getting a Teams game going, it seems. I really like teams myself, shame no one plays it.
>>71862751
k
>>71862680
You act like that makes a different of some faggot pretending to be a gril
>>71862578
What? It's about the Team Races.
So where we playing right now? gonna log in for a few races before bed
Found a setup that seems to do good for me. Everyone's favorite big fat jew on the Gold Standard with button wheels. Speed might not be 5, but hey I get 3 accel, that's something. I don't want to use that faggoty sports bike with roller wheels thing, I like karts.
>>71862680
>the whole black knight story
>5 Minutes
damn
>>71863005
oh man someone else who knows that feel
he went out fighting nothing :C