We Benz now:
PGP is best girl Edition.
I would have to assume they compare everyone's local times after the race before giving out spots. Your placing is most likely legitimate even if it looked like you were ahead. It is really frustrating though. I've also been over a kart length ahead of someone that beat me.
One time was especially frustrating because Bowser clearly got hit by a green shell, went off track and had to slowly drive back. He still got 2nd.
Assuming it compares the finish time how does it sync green shells? according to your screen, the other fag screen or what?
I've seen green shells zoom by only to disappear a second later and the fag next to me gets hit by it.
I have no idea how they handle shells and who gets priority. I've seen people get hit or fall of ledges and then reappear back like nothing happened. The worst is when they crash into you breaking your weapons without taking a hit.
A mement of your time please guys, You know about
Mario Kart Wii CTGP??
does anyone else here play this version of Mario Kart Wii?
I know for a fact some of you still be playing that MKW, but aint it getting tired n boring playing them same 32 tracks for years now?! check it
-128 tracks; ONE TWENTY-FUCKING-EIGHT tracks, brand new & retros!
Waluigi Pinball? -GOT IT
Wario Coliseum?- GOT IT
Every Rainbow Road form every mario kart EVER?- Got em too!
and best thing bout it, All can be played Online!
So go download that shitand get it running on your Wii and get ONLINE so we can get some FUN races going!
didnt have wii u in a dmz. every time i turn it on everything get disconnect except wii u.
the dmz setting has more shit then the other router i had. is this shit right?
Oh, that! Alright. Sorry, I didn't understand.
Final resort sort of effort to do... Something. Never ends well. I try, though!
good morning guys! we ready to go to the electrodrome?
yo man team races would be sick since we're all much more familiar with defense strats. i'm afraid of getting picked last, but it's a risk i'm willing to take.
also, i got tired of the music in the game for the moment so i tried something different. turned off the sound and the rumble and put this on. didn't think it would go with it but it works perfectly.
Lucky me. You were Larry right? That was also a nice steal on the Mario level. I was distracted and had no idea anyone else was around except for the Wario until you zoomed passed me and flaunted that golden "I'm using tilt controls!" icon.
"You were unable to join" whenever I try to join the team lobby via recent players.
Guess because you have to choose a team when joining and Nintendo was probably too dumb to include that part when clicking join because they suck at online.
I left and rejoined. I don't think it let me choose teams. Seems you are locked in for the week.
I'll fix, this weekend if I'm home, to make it be daily with the down time at like 4 AM Eastern.
>have a crazy 8
>someone on my team runs into me, blows up my bomb, and takes my star
I hope you appreciate the things I do for you
>red shell coming towards me
>it's a bob-omb
>throw it backwards in desperation
>it hits the red shell
>I don't get hit by the explosion
You can hold a bob-omb behind you to block stuff without getting hit by the explosion like you would a shell or banana.
I'm pretty sure the 'front end' of an explosion lacks a hitbox because I've driven through many explosions that have occurred behind me.
Just finished getting three stars for every cup on every class, now I'm working on getting up to 2800 coins (~2200 at the moment) and all 90 stamps (69 at the moment).
I've been refraining from playing online until I do everything of significance (excluding collecting 10,000 or 15,000 coins). What's this All-Star Cup trophy I'm seeing so often, and does it affect the game in any way?
I know that, but still, give me a shell or something so they have to use that horn item. To give me a chance. And yet for like six item boxes in a row, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin, coin. I still got 2nd of 5, but damn.
I completely agree. I just want to play as Baby Luigi and have a decent chance of winning.
Any of you hide the Wii U under the bed and race /v/ with Rosalina on a bike on the gamepad with headphones late at night on your bed drinking something refreshing?
only when someone else isn't using the internet to torrent causing me to constantly disconnect
>smashU is out
>got my own place
>pay for my own internet all for my self
>playing Smash, Splatoon and MarioKart every night with /v/
thank you for such a fun filled future
My desk is perfectly shaped, I lay down a comfy soft open sleeping bag and a few pillows where my legs would rest and wrap a big fat blanket around me.
Able to look up and post or browse then lean back and vidya.
>1st place by a mile in the first 3 races
>get fucking wrecked by blue and red shells on the third lap of the final race
>have to redo the whole thing to get 3 stars
Fucking hell. Now I remember why I never finished MK7.
>mfw nintendo releases a patch to fix item distribution and other bugs
>dlc with 16 new and retro tracks
>new karts and bikes, leveling the playing field between weight classes a tad
>8 battle arenas including
>5 new and veteren racers
>secret section unlocked when 3 star all of the 150cc mirror cups that lets you listen to the various tracks and themes in the game
>cuhrazy customization options for vs race including up to 300cc
A guy can dream..
>12 person race at airport
>Everyone gets rekt right from the beginning by a few very well placed bombs except for me and a really good French player because we both use drift builds and narrowly avoided the blast radius by hugging the ledge.
>We go to fucking war while everyone else is left in the dust
>Last lap and he's ahead of me, last item boxes
>Catch him with it between the luggage/Cargo belt before the finish line
>barely take first
He fucking rage quit right after that.
>get bullied in the cluster at the start of the race
>so behind get a bullet bill
>keep it for the whole race and take dangerous and very tight drifts knowing i am safe to mess up
>get all the way to 1st like this
This combo does have better stats. Thanks for the suggestion.
I've been having the worst item luck lately and have resigned myself to the fact that I will always lose. So now I'm going to try losing in style.
I'd take that over unlimited last place mushrooms any day. Mushrooms don't do jackshit in last, and it's even worse when everyone else gets stars/lightning/triple shells when they're at the back of the pack.
>hit dong with a green shell
>get into 1st
>just as I pass him, a blue shell starts coming towards him
>run into a wall and get 2nd from laughing too hard
I deserved that
Hello! I was thinking of switching to a Marie Mii, but I think too many people know me as Squigly now.
Yes. I've played it too much for my own good. Although, if I were you, I'd visit /sgg/ for better input.
Well, I was just thinking. I'm the boring one who plays Mario in Mario Kart, so why don't I use The Skullgirl for a Skullgirls Mii? Heh.
Yes! It has the best tutorial ever, too. So, you'll be able to get right into it!
The one I saw on this Mii-Maker site sucked, so I tried my own hand at it.
AND, WHAT THE HELL, PLEIN!?
Stealing second like a boss.
MKwii question here (just started playing it online using cptg-r for the first time today). I main king boo, is he viable? The game seems really fucking unbalanced and I saw a lot of daisys and funky kongs. What vehicle is best all around?
I want to make this Mii more authentic.
Also am I the only one that doesn't care about Spooky Waifu Fighting Simulator?
But why? Are they extremely overpowered? I don't have access to any other MK so its this one or nothing and I'm not interested in racing braindead CPU who either give me a free win or cheat like fuck.
The worst kart pieces are standard ATV and monster tires / their clones, due to their overall negative stat totals. Any baby would be worst in it, because you wouldn't even have the benefit of 5.75 weight to send people flying. As for looks, steel diver is probably the ugliest of the clones.
Just look up a MKW clan battle on Youtube. That should sum things up, and show what you'll be racing with 90% of the time.
Trying to join back, but I guess the room's full. I'll keep trying, though!
I'm listening (and singing along) to the DK Rap on loop for you. You can do it!
Thank you! I have a feeling I made the mouth a little too small, but oh well. I agree that Squigly is the cuter name.
Haven't gotten this game yet, but since I'll be playing online as always, I just want to know what stage gets chosen the most (when it appears) in MK8?
It's still SNES Rainbow Road back on MK7.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll fiddle around with it later.
Also, I hope you're proud of that bob-omb, Ryza guy! That was great.
Darn it, another communication error. I'll join back in a bit!
Thank you very much!
I'd like DS RR next as well. I really liked playing on that one.
because most people play like it's time trials there.
In /v/ room, everyone is aggressive as hell.
You are a gigantic faggot if you throw a red shell backwards and don't hit anyone.
There was one point where I was going to be 1st but got raped literally at the last turn continually until I was dead last at 11th.
Replay sucks though, is there anyway I can make it focus on that segment entirely?
I'm going to have to go as well. I have dinner to eat and such. Good games to everyone I played! I wish you all a good time, and I hope to see you all later.
Now that the hype has died down a bit, the mid week races seem to be only the best people. My strategy of taking a quick lead doesn't work when everyone is good and I have found that I do quite poorly in the middle of the pack catching up. You heavy weight users need to stop abusing the weight and speed exploits so much.
How the fuck do I not have the gold glider yet.
You need 10k coins and that's it, right? I got all the basic coin unlocks in the first 3-4 days of playing the game, and that's like what, 2800 coins?
Feels like with all that I've played it should've unlocked ages ago