Super Mario Odyssey

Why? /v/ is quite literally NintendoGAF.

>>389336779
Does any game really deserve a perfect score?

>>389336779
It's going to get a 98 and all the Sony roaches will come out to call it a blunder of the century. Then the entire thread will boil down to sucking Jim's microcock.

Everyone else will be playing the game.

Screen cap this. All threads about Odyssey will be either to bait a Sony pony shitstorm or made by Sony ponies to bait a Sony pony shit storm.

>>389336848
depending on how much the reviewers get paid

>>389336779
Butthurt? You kidding? There's gonna be a minimum of 8 threads for WEEKS after it gets a 9+.

/v/ is unironically NintendoGAF

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>>389336779
It's going to be a great game but it's not going to get a 100, also there is no reason to have a bait thread, let's just talk about about how hype or negative we are about it.

It will be BOTW all over again but even more polarized while Sonybros will fellate a shotgun.

>>389336826
This

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I expect it to be make it into my top 10 all time because I've wanted a mario pushed slightly more in the banjo direction since i was basically 5 years old

but i expect it to get 92-96, 97 at the absolute most. Metacritic is trash

>>389336909
then Jims' gonna give it a 7 on metacritic

the cycle continues.

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>>389336779
It honestly won't be a bad game, but not enough for me to buy a switch. Minimal music, ui, and level design thanks to open world garbage don't convince me

>>389337147
Open world garbage? The game isn't open world unless you consider Sunshine and 64 to be open world.

>>389336826
Yes, thats why theres never any threads with 300+ posts shitting on Nintendo on this board, retard

>>389337147
you're a fucking retard and the game is going to sell 10 million copies without you so who gives a shit

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>>389336779
I'm pretty certain the majority of everyone expects Odyssey to be at the very least a good game, even if it's not on a platform they have or a genre they enjoy.

Apart from people, both ironically and unironically, using it to start retarded platform wars I don't see why people on /v/ would really give a fuck. It doesn't push any agendas.

>>389336940

This webm makes me so much more excited for the replay-ability I can get out of this game

>>389336779
It looks really promising, but so did BotW.

>>389337307
And BotW was great.

>>389337328
it was alright

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>That's a nice 100 you got there, would be a shame if something was to happen to it

>>389337307
and BotW is one of the greatest games ever so odyssey will hold that title as well

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>>389336779
FUCK OFF U NUNTIPOO!!!
KNACK2 >>>>>>> POOPIES >>>> POOPER SHARTIO PISSEY

>>389337328
>>389337364
If you haven't played other open world games, sure. It's so similar to Far Cry 4 in almost every aspect except camera angle and setting that it's embarrassing.

>>389337364
>this is now /v/

>>389337421
t. SonyCuck

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>>389337421
>It's so similar to Far Cry 4

>>389337421
>>389337423
why does it bother you so much that BotW is such a great game? and how the fuck is it similar to far cry 4?

>>389337512
it doesnt bother me that people thinkg BotW is a great game. What bothers me is that so many people think its a perfect game.

That game is an 8/10 at best, and NintendoGAF /v/ thinks a game that isnt even out yet will be a 10/10 just because "nintendo"

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>>389337512
uhhhh... they are both outside and they are both open world

>>389337608
pffft no one thinks any game is perfect, at least unironically

Except ghost trick. ghost trick is LITERALLY perfect

>>389337608
>That game is an 8/10 at best

I assume you are one of the people who thinks Nintendo paid off every single reviewer besides Jim Sterling and Slant Magazine?

>>389337691
if you've been here long enough, you'd know that nu-v thinks any Nintendo game is perfect.

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It's gonna be another perfect game on Nintendo's platform, which is great. What really bothers me is just the low quality from other developers. I really, really wanna play something else right now as much as I love Nintendo's games. Bannerlord is the highest on my wish list right now and there's still no release date.

>>389337708
nope. I just think the zelda drought of many years caused people to have exceedingly high expectations that an "endless open world" filled.

The new generation of zelda fans want Skyrim, or Witcher 3. They don't want OoT or MM style games.

People are scared to think for themselves, just like most of /v/ holding on to arbitrary numbers to understand the "greatness" of the games they play.

Ratings killed videogames.

>>389336909
>Jim's microcock.
I actually am curious what that morbidly obese fuck's genitals look like

>>389337708
They don't literally pay them off nimrod

>>389337608
there's no way you or any of the shitposters have a legitimate argument for why you believe BotW is an 7/10, 8/10, or whatever fucking arbitrary numbers you pull out of your ass. odyssey looks like it'll be a 10/10 because of the gameplay they've shown and because previous 3d marios were also 10/10s.

>>389337691
literal dogshit gameplay, overrated drawn out first half entirely

Why does it matter what score it does ?

>>389337914
the fact that this isnt even a bait post, or being ironic scares me.

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NintendoGAF, help me fill the speech bubbles pls, I'm out of ideas and my engrish is not that good too

>>389337730
No nu-/v/ thinks every Nintendo game is shit

I like how /v/ can go from sonygaf to nintendogaf whenever a new games releases on either console.

>>389337484
>>389337512
>can sort of fly with ravioli's gale/helicopter
>can light grass on fire
>very open world
>if you're at a high place, you can glide down with glider/wingsuit
>enemy encampments have many different ways of beating them, silenced, melee, run and gun, freeing animals, taming animals, sending in cars to run people over, sending in cars with C4 on and detonating, hiding mines, calling in backup, stealing enemy mortar launchers, destroying alarms etc.
>shitty collectibles (koroks/loot chests)
>every weapon in its category feels the same
>AI is awful
>enemy variety is awful
>mounts/cars
>random NPCs that need your help and give you a lackluster reward
>hunting animals for food/skin
And I'd argue Far Cry 4 does a lot of these better than BotW. The number of viable ways to fight enemies is probably the biggest thing.

>>389336779
No
If it does well shitposters will spam threads
If it does poorly (or gets a score below some other random game that people will no doubt compare it to) shitposters will spam threads

Either way the board is gonna be spammed with more trash

>>389337987
are you serious? were you even alive during BotW release? Or even its announcement?

There were more than 10 threads up at once about BotW for months. All praising a game no one had even touched yet, saying it's "gonna be the best game ever"

this autism doesnt go unnoticed.

>>389338058
And have you been alive to see the shitpositng before and after its release? You seem to have quite a selective memory

>>389338040
Holy fuck I realize that Prey is literally a far cry clone now. Also I had no idea far cry invented all of that

Also some of the points are really stretching it

wow am i hype for this game

lets get some positivity in this thread

post speculations as to story/moon count/easter eggs/bosses/etc.

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>STILL playing mario

>>389337512

Why does it bother you when people don't like BotW as much as you?

>>389336779
Sonic Mania's delayed release really shows me how insufferable PC cunts are.
It's not even PC owners, but just people who exclusively have PC.

Looking forward to it.

Hopefully those Neogaf refugees will fuck off one day when they realise everyone hates them and they were never welcome, but that's a pipedream.
Until then we have to put up with them mouthing off about good games being shit.

honestly SJWs have just taken over every board and this point.
I purely visit 4chan out of a weird 10-year old addiction.

Hopefully Mario will give me some optimism.

>>389338040
Half-Life 2 is a fucking Far Cry 4 clone!

>>389338212
come on man. we have nothing in life. let us just have Mario.

>>389338040
>ravioli's gale=freely flying vehicle
>lighting grass on fire is exclusive to far cry
>open world is exclusive to far cry
>gliding is exclusive to far cry
>emergent gameplay is exclusive to far cry
>shitty collectibles is exclusive to far cry
>samey weapons are exclusive to fary cry
>implying botw has bad AI
>implying botw has enemy variety as poor as far cry
>horses=cars
>random NPCs that need help are exclusive to far cry
>hunting is exclusive to far cry

Congratulations the most retarded post I read all day

>>389336940
can you hat-jump indefinitely??

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>>389338212

>>389338082
>believing /v/ is 1 person, let alone a small group of people

there are million of people on this site every day you fucking moron.

>>389338212
>childish men
>implying feminism and cultural marxism hasn't forced the majority of people that would be bread winners and family men to give up, because it's a completely losing battle.

Fuck off neocunt.

>>389338283
Then why did you say nu-/v/ thinks every nintendo game is perfect here?>>389337730
>inb4 not me
Then why are you whiteknighting for him you dumb faggot

>>389338040
Seems like Far Cry 4 is the only open-world game you've played in the past 10 years, and thus is the only game you can compare BOTW too.

>>389338320
>>>implying feminism and cultural marxism

>>>/pol/

>>389338134
>>389338240
The main point is how creative you can be in the game, but how little it matters because side stepping+flurry rush is basically the only thing you need for normal enemies and parrying lasers makes any other way of beating guardians useless. There's also the generic world-filler collectibles that Nintendo decided to lock removing shit game design.

>>389338248
I listed things that both BotW and Far Cry 4 share. What's your problem?

>>389338334
Because they're so similar.
Nintendofags don't like the idea of their holy grail of gaming being similar to a game people joke about as generic, though.

Who else rages at the fucking blue spheres in Mania

I've got like 8 more left and like 6 golds but my dumbass keeps going for the gold so i fuck up

>>389338356
the /pol/ meme is really getting old
nothing wrong with the truth you immature faggot

>>389338382
>What's your problem
Claiming either of them are similar beyond some mechanics is really fucking retarded anon
>similar to a game people joke as being generic
You know except for everything else, like the most important part of an open world game, the setting

>>389338382
>being similar
If that was all you could come up with for that post I don't think they are as similar as you think it is

Might as well call Nier Automata a far cry 4 clone if you want to go there

>>389336909
All threads about Odyssey will be either Nintenbros bait a Sony pony shitstorm or made by Sony ponies false-flagging to bait a Sony pony shit storm.

Fix for accuracy.

>>389338257

It seems no, judging from the webm. Mario seems to lose speed/momentum/altitude/something every hat-jump he does.

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>>389338257
No, it has a cap.

>>389338680
looks the fucking same to me except on the last one he loses height because he start to roll

>>389338257
You can hat jump only once.

>>389338828
he does it twice in that very webm

>>389338859
Yes, but you can only bounce off of it once, you can send the hat out twice, but you won't bounce on it the 2nd time.

>>389338481
>Claiming either of them are similar beyond some mechanics is really fucking retarded anon
I named quite a few mechanics, and if you've played both you'd be able to tell yourself.

>like the most important part of an open world game, the setting
I already said besides the setting and camera angle. Also, how is setting more important than the gameplay?

>>389338541
If you look past Far Cry 4 being FPS and BotW being melee, they aren't very different.
Like I said, they both focus on offering different ways of interacting with enemies and the environment, and those ways aren't very different.
I forgot the towers, too, which are kinda similar. And quest markers, something I don't think existed in Zelda until now. Might be completely wrong.

I'd like to know if anyone who doesn't get this comparison has actually played FC4 or just heard about how shit the series is from this board.

>>389338890
oh I get it thanks

>>389336779
>people on /v/ can no longer be excited about video games
>they only get excited over other people being upset about arbitrary numbers

Jesus fucking christ, no wonder the industry sucks. You all deserve a future of nothing but mobages.

>>389337215
Those are for any platform. Are you 16 or something?

I played it at insomnia last week. Had a exhibitor pass too so wasn't restricted in my play. I'll let you know the more 64 levels are fun but overall too easy. The new hat mechanics like possession feel like a gimmick and don't have much depth like flood or gravity. The movement feels great though . Visually it looks kinda shitty idk why but the anti aliasing looks really fuzzy and shit plus the normal map detail just looks wrong Ina mario game. Also the open world city is pure trash . Any questions?

>>389338897
Setting is more important than gameplay in an open world, as the setting determines the gameplay you will be doing and the world you will be roping around in for an OPEN WORLD game, same for the camera angle.

Given that the mechanics you listed are so common among open world games as a whole I fail the see the connection between specifically botw and far cry 4

Quest markers in zelda are only for the main quests, I guess

Far cry 4 is a good game but I think FC2 is better and gives me more zelda vibes

>>389339031
>Also the open world city is pure trash

The city isn't open world you fucking retard.

>>389339019
Then why are you claiming this place is NintenGAF?

>>389339031
Pictures

>>389339182
lol u're dumb

>>389339031
Pics or no go. The city also isn't open world but whatever

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mario is handsome!

>>389339031
>I'll let you know the more 64 levels are fun but overall too easy

When were any Mario levels in any Mario game outside of special levels actually difficult?

>>389339302
Airship levels in SMB3 could get pretty tricky desu.

I think Mario Odyssey be a cool game

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The game isn't even out yet.

Some world explorations could be tedious or mundane
The levels could be piss easy
Could be short as fuck


OR
It could be the reason why I finally buy a Switch

>>389339820
I mean duh, we can never discuss upcoming games or what

I will never understand how people enjoy Mario games

It's going to be good, but it'll be overrated because it's a nintendo game. And because of that /v/ is going to hate it.

>>389340090
Overrated is basically saying "people like game more than I do and I will not stand for that", which is basically /v/'s motto so I guess it works

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>>389336779
Hopefully this leaf will kill himself.

Won't pass the galaxy games.

If it gets as high of reviews as BOTW, anti-nintendo fans will claim it's all just bias and the game is a 7/10. Then the sony fans will claim that Knack 2 is better (lol) just like they do with Horizon.

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>>389336826
>>389336935
>MUH NINTENDOGAF!!!

Don't deflect the neofag name onto us.

Yeah because zelda breath of the wild was worthy of the 96

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>>389340715
lol

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>>389340523
Not many games do.

>>389336826

Im guessing today is opposite day. Thanks now I won't have to worry about trolls for the day.

>>389339172
You know what I mean
>>389339228
>>389339292

I didnt take pics, you'll just have to believe me.

IDK if this info will sway your trust but whatever. You got a 20 min session either in the city or this dessert lava place. When you get a 'star' or moon rather you dont go back to the hub but rather keep playing. You NEED to get the moons to continue the level so in a way it feels more progressive like mario galaxy.

>>389339302
Well its more like I never felt I had to try a jump or platforming bit more than once. It was more like simple puzzles you had to complete with some basic platforming in-between. Still it could have been an early level.

The platforming just felt a little lack luster. Still the movement mechanics are top tier i'll repeat that.

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>>389336779
>falling for this false-flagging

>shitpost nonstop about the perfect metacritic score Odyssey is going to get
>game inevitably scores lower
>WOOOOOOOOW WHAT WENT WRONG NINTENBROS

>>389337965
"Using NintendoGAF is an alternative way of using Nintenbro since that got filtered"

>>389341078
Are there areas that are specifically designated for platforming like how 64 had the Bowser stages and Sunshine the FLUDless ones?

>>389341232
So each area has different mechanics within it. Rather than an entire area with one mechanic. The closest example I can think of that I got to play is you can flatten yourself against the wall and it suddenly turns into a retro 2D mario game which is kinda neat. But of what I played I never lost the hat.


Also coins are now used for cosmetics and other none game-play features. No more 100 coin levels.

>excited for metacritic shitposting
Easily the lowest iq and lowest effort shitposting imaginable

>>389341078
>I didnt take pics
FAKE AND GAYYY

>>389341232
also think of the levels closer to how they are designed in Galaxy. More linear and less of a 'hub' like in sunshine or 64

>>389336779
Is this like Breath of the Wild's 100/100 where "It's a not actually as good as the other sandbox games you've played, but it's a 100/100 Nintendo game"?

Because if it's that all over again, then you and those reviewers can go fuck themselves.

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>tfw not a poorfag

this thread is lols

>>389342903
>it's not actually as good
Hehe

>>389337328
But it doesn't deserve the score it has, that's for sure.

>>389343062
I know who actually cares about the opinion or some butthurt sjw cunt?

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>>389343062
>But it doesn't deserve (insert arbitrary score)

>>389343062
I agree, jim "cuck" sterling should be disregarded

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>>389343041
It's worse and only underaged idiots think otherwise.
It's not a bad game, but people claiming it was the second coming of sandbox games when it was just an above-average sandbox game ruined my faith in people being able to objectively review Nintendo.
People dicksucking that fat retard Sterling who gave it a low review out of spite didn't help either.

I expect Odyssey to be an above-average platformer; probably not as good as 3D world or Galaxy 2, and for everyone to declare it game of the fucking millennium because "Well it was really good for a Nintendo game". Including low-IQ retards like the morons in this thread.

>>389337147
>minimal music
Literally look up the soundtrack and tell me any of those songs are minimal in any way.

>>389343125
>>389343148
>>389343201
If you genuinely think BOTW was a 100/100 game or even a 90/100 game, then you're patently stupid. It's not even as good as Twilight princess.

>>389343214
>objectively
>review
Did you post a picture of yourself anon-san?

>>389343230
Compare this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU74P0wX-iE) to THIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjkGGMxyxiA).

>>389343271

>it's not this totally arbitrary score that is judged by on different metrices
>not even as good as twilight princess
Don't put your shit taste on display so early anon, now you can go back to your block-pushing cinematic experience.

>>389343271
>not even as good as twilight princess
(You)

>>389337147
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFwObPlg7Y1r6K-Zdfq63iltfkwgpIABd

How are any of these songs "minimal"

>>389343214

>not as good as 3D world

Even sunshine is better lmao 3D world cucks are pathetic

Also a review can never be objective

>>389343278
>GAUH DURR DURR NO ONE CAN BE OBJECTIVE WITH REVIEWS EVERYONE HAS TO BE JERKING OFF THEIR OPINION
Why do only Nintendo retards make this argument? Literally no one else anywhere, in any thread, or any other place on /v/ makes the argument that it's impossible to be objective when reviewing a video game. Anywhere else people would laugh at you for being such a stupid fanboy that you're unable to separate your biases from the thing you're playing for even a half second to tell someone if they would recommend it for reasons beyond the Nintendo sticker on the box.

The only fucking place you find shitheads like yourself are these threads. Only these threads do people sperg out with "YOU CFAN'T REVIEW GAMES OBJECTIVELY YOU HAVE TO FREAK OUT AND ACT LIKE A FAG EVERY TIME NINTENDO RELEASES AN ABOVE-AVERAGE GAME BECAUSE REVIEWS AREN'T OBJECTIVE :^("

Even back when Witcher 3 was winning GOTY awards you got sad sacks of shit complaining about how no one was being objective with that game. The only place where people argue that reviews aren't objective and Nintendo should just win all the 10/10 awards is here, in these threads.

>>389343339
Because one of the songs is less exciting than 3DW music, that makes the entire soundtrack "minimal"? I feel like you don't know what that means.

>>389343448
>>389343349
I'm sorry you were too young to play those games when they came out. Those games actually may have had a chance to make 10/10 at the time, and they were better games than the counterparts we have for the switch.

>>389343448
>Even sunshine is better
I've never played 3D World but it can't be THAT bad.

>>389343489
No one makes the argument because it is common sense that it is impossible to be objective when reviewing anon. That's why gamergate failed, because it was a lost cause from the start to push from objective reviews. Disregard everyone that says reviews should be objective, because that is impossible

Each person has their own inherent biasness that makes it impossible to be truly objective, whether in genre or mechanics. What game reviewers should do is to ditch the damn score at the end so people are forced to read through their thoughts and judge for themselves based on how closely their taste matches the reviewers.

Maybe if you would stop sperging out like a fanboy you claim I am you might be able to understand basic human psychology

>>389343489
/v/ is full of underage retards so I'm not surprised that people are claiming elsewhere that reviews must be objective
>>389343552
>young
TP came out like what 10 years ago? You don't need to be a genius to play the game

>>389343489
Holy fuck this sony cuck is mad af lmao

>>389343489
So reviewers are objective then? So BotW deserved it's score?

>>389343489
Saying opinion is not objective =/= jerking off opinions
Anon are you brain damaged

>>389338897
>Far Cry 4 and Hotline Miami both offer several different ways of tackling enemy strongholds, run in and fight, pick them off one by one, your choice. They also feature melee and gun combat as core mechanics
>Why can't you see that Far Cry 4 is literally a Hotline Miami clone with worse music?!?!?!
That's how dumb you sound right now anon

It's obviously going to have the nintndo bonus

As a sonyfag, I'll be happy that Nintendo made a good game. Gives me more of a reason to consider buying a switch

>>389341078
>you'll just have to believe me
I actually also played the game, and unlike this anon is saying, not only is it a 100/10 game of the century, but it also direct deposits 1500 USD in your bank account when you start playing as a thank you for supporting literally the greatest game ever.
I mean, I don't have any evidence that this is the case, you'll just have to believe me ;-)

>>389344368
Nintendo bonus is the most butthurt invention I have ever witnessed. Might as well say there is an xbox bias because some multiplat games scored higher on it

>>389343390
>argueing with babbies who'mst've played zelfa in their prime years of gaming aka 11-13 years old, instantly making it their favorite
Prove me wrong, botw is still worse than OoT and MM though

>>389344485
I aint even shilling it. IDGF about the game I just thought people would be interested / had questions. I aint got no horse in this race boi I only play retro.

>>389344606
Yeah I agree botw is still worse than OoT and MM. But those are GOTYAY so I don't think they will ever be beat

>>389344606
>>389344687
>90% of masks are barely useful with the Circus Leader actually being useless
>Zora egg fetch quest shoehorned in
>Have to do the longest quest twice to get all bottles
>Several quests have you waiting around for an arbitrary time
>Even more linear than OoT which was more linear than ALttP
It doesn't take much to be better than MM.