European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Grand Theft Auto IV
NEXT : I Wanna Be The Co-op
LATER: GTA: Vice City
STREAM 2: Saw: The Game
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
Took me 2 hours to get back home on the metro. What did I miss, lads?
>>385227259
you're posting on /v/ where nobody has ever had sex
>>385227538
A solid GTA IV run with solid banter
Why isn't the bull saying anything?
Who's this bitch with the midriff?
>>385227538
nifty tricks buried under hours of taxi fetching
Top ten runs so far?
>>385227286
I want to let you know that I fapped to this. I maximized it on my 60 inch TV and fapped to that midriff of hers. Good job on that webum, anon
>>385227626
imagine fapping to planks you zero taste cucks
>>385227626
>>385227660
It only took you 5 minutes to cum to that?
>>385227593
Not true. I've hadmy bf fuck me in the assplenty of times.
>>385227470
yeah I forgot to say gay tony was what GTA4 should have been from the start
Is UltimaOmega07 /ourguy/ ?
>>385227626
Umm, you mean my wife? Post her like on 4chan? Ummm no thanks lol you wish
>>385227786
That's not sex, that's just bro love
Say "banter" one more time
>>385227856
he's a finn which already puts him into contention
>>385227763
I've been fapping to her for 25 minutes by now
>>385227853
I own this on Steam as well. Can / should it be played before beating the main GTA4 campaign and getting to know its cast?
Am I the only one who wants to have sex with a cute girl?
>>385227286
>midriff
w e w
>>385228026
yes you're the only one
>>385227626
Ew, 2D.
STOP FAPPING TO PLANKS
>her face when she sees my manhood
>>385228026
It's 2017, it has to be at least a girl (male)
>>385227626
The one and only.
>>385228217
>"no bully"
>gets b&
P O T T E R Y
>>385228217
I hope you die slowly and painfully.
>>385228217
he comes
>*smacks lips*
Even the qts are doing it
>>385228292
she was sexy af in her FF8 run
>>385228292
Exquisite taste, sir.
>>385227626
>>385228410
>not exquistis taste
one job
I miss S.
>1 gamer grill and this thread went to shit
her blowjobs must be extraordinary sloppy with the amount of saliva she's having in her mouth
Imagine "speed"running a shitty irrelevant game that requires zero skill just so you can call yourself a speedrunner and say you have a record
>>385227626
Do you think she'll ever come to me?
qt in the back of stream 2 will be running RE Survivor later
>>385228601
yeha just did that. seems like a tremendous waste of time just to call yourself a record holder in a irrelevant thing
>>385228414
Good choice. I replayed Bloodlines recently and remembered why I liked her.
>>385228642
>>385228601
why do u care? let them speedrun whatever they want
>>385228648
god damn, I have such a hard on for plain girls. left girl is literally making my dick diamonds hhnnnngggggg
uhhh does anyone else really want to spurt their seed up into a girl's womb and fertilize her eggs
>>385228552
Are Nepalese people this white looking?
>>385228747
What is this expression meant to convey?
>>385228838
Yes
But as usual I will waste my cum by spurting it on my own chest.
>>385228838
nah, I barely got my own live under wraps, thinking about creating off spring and having to pay alimoney for them as well? jesus christ I can not think of anything more horrifying right now
>>385228906
No clue.
Also, watch how you talk about the king of Sweden.
>wife(female)
kek
>>385228025
if you're really interested in the story then you should play the base game first, otherwise just gay tony is good enough
>>385227660
How long is your hdmi cable
>>385229109
very short actually, I drilled a hole through the wall as my living room and my PC gayman room are adjacent to each other
i-is it safe to come out yet?
Good GTA run.
3Dfags have no standards
Rate the GTA IV run
>>385229383
No, it's still illegal to be a fag
>implying you wouldn't spray your see all over this
>>385229383
Who? Anime posters or trap faggots?
>>385229416
bantz/10
>>385229416
9/10
>>385229412
Meanwhile 2dfags actually think Neptunia girls are cute
>>385229465
She's all right but there's something off about her
>>385229416
co op/10
>>385228931
And letting it dry, I hope
I just got banned in the twitch chat for 10 min for saying basically exactly what raedawg said. Why did the chat get so nazi all of a sudden.
>another IWTBTG spinoff
>>385229416
It was great
>run over
>shilling niko's voice actor's patreon
Still is
>>385229416
10/10 great bantz
>>385229470
anime posters of course
my wigga kz_frew on the couch
>we are going to go to an ad
What ad? It is just that dumb saw run
>>385229416
Entertained/10.
>>385229760
10/10 fun people and clearly channers
>>385229703
USA mods woke up and got triggered
Im going to marry Mia
I just realized that Niko look a lot like pic related, even the facial animations are the same
>>385229725
Same kraut as that marathon game, he's probably gonna rip the piss out the other runner in this
>>385229856
It's Twitch ads so you don't get them sometimes. They ran for me.
>>385229919
so is that guy extra tall or is she extra small?
>>385229925
Jesus Christ, that was out in 2007? Somebody stop this ride.
What's the deal with all girls in stream 2 now? It used to be the best stream but now I can't watch it
>>385229556
>something off about her
no penis?
>>385229956
not being an amazon prime user
not using your amazon prime account to get twitch prime
not browsing twitch ad-free and get FREE* sub each month to get your favourite emojis on Twitch
>>385229919
SHET H I N N
Look who it is.
>>385230013
When the girl mentioned rubbing the table I went to look up that code geass scene
It said "uploaded 9years ago". I was so shocked I forgot to post it
>>385229919
so the women like men over 6 feet tall true? FUCK
are women just that perverted they are like less than 5 feet tall and NEED a big tall man to mount them?
>>385230197
Oh shit. Now I want to see Vice city.
Are Europeans too poor to be able to afford AC's?
>My posture is absolutely terrible xD (please look at me)
She's not even trying to be subtle
>>385230073
>>>>>
Seems like you're short a few meme arrows, you can have some of mine.
I do actually have Prime, I just never sign in.
Joshimuz and the NC guy cannot sit on couches. This is uncomfortable to watch.
>>385230304
There is AC everywhere on the Mediterranean. AC in Sweden is like AC in Alaska.
>>385230359
Why is she dressing so slutty for a speedrun event?
She's not even trying to be subtle that she's just there for attention.
>>385230359
>>385230263
An all missions VC run is up soon after the IWBTG copy.
>>385230202
I still remember missing a couple of episodes and being so lost that I never got back into it. Good times.
>>385230261
Men have different fetishes and shit, women all want a tall, strong man, all of them
I knew a 6"6' girl, she rejected me for a butt ugly guy, because he was the only one taller than her (like 6"8')
>>385230359
I want to cum inside of that tummy
>>385230359
alright, that's it. I give in. I didn't care for this chick but this pic is something else
>>385230359
Imagine being this thirsty
Is he really annoyed with her? She's just teasing him a bit
>>385230261
>women like tall guys
no shit dude
>>385230408
Midriffs are just back in fashion
>>385230393
but it's hot as fuck in the Summer in Swede.
>>385230525
I dont have to imagine
I want to annihilate Mia
>>385229613
I'm not quite that degenerate. I clean up.
>>385230535
>Fanny
Is there a sluttier female name?
>>385230584
>20 degrees
>hot as fuck
No reason to use AC below 30.
>>385230674
Yes.
was that a minecraft ad
>>385230674
Fanny is pretty fucking tame
>>385230721
Well played.
>>385230535
>tfw 179cm
>tfw I will never be able to date women that has nothing to offer themselves.
Alright, who is this?!
>ugly white girl gets pregnant
>qt asian has to work in a mine
>>385230674
What about Julia?
>>385230535
>Fanny
>>385230807
The fuck are those things on the right?
>>385230902
girl gamers
>>385230535
Definitely fake.
>>385230902
Women(male)
>>385230795
>only tall, rich, handsome guys!
>be manlet, poor and ugly
>fuck her anyway
Perks of being black I guess
>>385230807
Same shit different names. in the end they're both attention seeking "gamer gurls"
>>385230949
I dunno, they look real to me.
What did the poo show to the grill?
>dry mouth
>keeps laughing/giggling
Is she high?
>>385230949
nah Swedish Tinder girls
>>385230535
>>385230807
>GRILLZ
>Enchantress
>Girl
and none of them a real female, kek
mental illness is one hell of a drug
>>385227538
ARTYOM
>>385230902
You don't want to know.
>it's the german from I wanna run the marathon and shit talked the dev
No surprise he plays this
>>385230949
Girls in Sweden are extremely shallow and obssesed with stuff like status,height, bbc and such stuff.
So it's probably not fake. Swedish girls are probably one of the worst girls in the world.
>>385230991
I mean fake profile dummy
>1h of IWBTG clone.
It's a bit fun seeing somewhat fast runs but 1h is way too long.
this is the kind of retard that donates to twich whores
beckski93
>93
>>385230872
>>385231037
>brits making fun of a common Swedish name
*ruins your speedrun*
>>385231304
There are way too many thirsty betas on that website who let their dicks run things. It's kinda sad
what the hell is country justice? is it gonna be a fun run?
>>385230535
>>385231037
>>385231150
American girls win again.
>>385231304
I don't know how to respond.
>what is char favourite trap?
well lady.
>>385231326
>brit
Feckin swedes.
Say bye to Mia, everyone!
>>385231304
Just imagine how easy it is to gain attention and become a personality if you're just a semi attractive female that like games.
It would be so easy to make easy money from sites like Twitch
esa = fun allowed
>>385231535
>frog and bong having fun together
How pleasant
>>385231140
Does he exclusively run IWBTG clones or something
>>385231512
fuck off plank
>>385231512
>>385231525
>if you're just a semi attractive female
Just female
You can be fucking ugly and they'll like you
Remember the she-Gabe Newell that ran Mario with her husband? Even she gets donations
>>385231304
>>385231410
>>385231525
This. I used to fuck a twitch streamer who even admitted that she thought the guys who donated to her were pathetic
>>385231310
So what?
suddenly 2hu
>>385231603
He said a little bit ago that is all he plays. The IWBTG and its clones
Does someone have a link to the my summer car vod?
>>385231512
I'll remember the belly
>>385231712
Go to bed chad
>>385231484
*anglo whatever...same thing you know. What are you then?
>>385231776
youtube.com/pewdiepie
how is this garbage meme game able to use so many copyrighted characters
>>385231776
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/162001393?t=01h19m28s
>>385231760
who is this semen demon?
>>385231859
funny thing is that the summer car "run" was just like a typical e-celeb/pewdiepie video
>SDVX exhibition
Why did they pick the plebiest Bemani? Popn and IIDX would be better
>>385231859
thanks daddy
>>385231872
It's not sold
>>385231712
Was she called narcissa?
>>385231872
The same way romhacks do.
>>385231872
Did you not watch the other one that ripped off other games wholesale? Had pokemon and everything
Kungfufruitcup > Mia
I dont even care if her handle is dumb, shes a total qt redhead and I love her
>only the most boring 3hour+ speedruns during european prime time
is ESA only for NEETs? it's no surprise they barely make anything in donations when only the shit games are on when working men get home
>>385232135
>why are they not playing nintenbro all the time like GDQ for muh nostalgia!!!
This """game""" looks like total dogshit.
>>385232135
>Vice City
>boring
>girl says anything
>guy starts stuttering
>>385232065
She's pretty qt, but she doesn't have the same sexiness factor as Mia.
>>385232218
I just want shorter, actually interesting runs but for some reason they all finish before 4pm and start again after 11pm
>>385232336
you mean she doesn't dress as a slut?
>shitty shovelware on both streams
>>385232324
post girl memes
>tell girl she is beautiful
>I'm flattered
the words of death
>I might even get a world record here at ESA!
>>385231484
You don't see many yakkie images around, thanks for posting.
>>385232374
doesn't show her tummy
>>385232398
>girl says I'm nice
>it was a prank
>>385232398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rki9YFSarOY
Huh, Worms.
>>385232435
Watching them play pool in GTA 4 made me want to goof off in Yakuza again.
>>385231854
>chad
I wish. I just got ucky. she was hot though
>>385231948
>narcissa
eeeew hell no!!! I stick to biological females
>>385232398
>Girl says I'm uglier than her pussy
I had an older female bully in midle school.
WOOOORLD RECOOORD
yaay
WR!
WR BOYS
KANGOU DES
>>385232485
This game looks terrible
BURNING RABU
>>385232724
>>385232263
Thanks matthewmatosis
GTA:VC is the most fun GTA game but got the worst story/missions. But if far excels at goofing around and playing the game outside of the missions.
GTA:V is the total opposite, it got the best story/missions but is the least fun to play outside the missions.
is this that rabi ribbi game?
WORLD RECORD HOLY SHIT
>>385232398
>only girl thats ever said anything nice about me was an older lesbian
>>385232421
Fucker actually beat himself live, that's how unknown the game was
>>385232705
FRIDGE
>>385232705
Yummy soft tummy. I want to rub my face in it and lick it.
>>385232421
Hang about, he said something about the WR being 50 minutes before he found this skip. Was he just trying to make it sound like the game had a speedrunning community?
>>385232705
Nice
>>385231872
the Kingdom Hearts run is still days away
>>385232705
Literally best GDQ girl
I want her to sing Disney songs to me
>>385232879
>Was he just trying to make it sound like the game had a speedrunning community?
hahah, looks that way
>a girls appears on screen
>now the thread is turned into betas posting attentionwhores.
3D was a mistake.
I really like this song
>>385233018
>anime shows up
>everyone starts posting loli porn
>>385232521
>>girl says I'm nice
welcome to the friend zone
>>385233163
Let's not do that
fucking selfie cancer
>Selfie
Epic.
>>385233018
>anime shows up
>thread gets full of gaylords
>>385233018
>anime show up
>thread becomes a cute!
>>385233018
was it, anon??
>>385230795
Just round up and say you're 180cm you manlet
If they dump you for lying about a 1cm difference, you definitely don't want them anyway
>>385233387
>>385233387
I want to impregnate Mai
>>385233490
I'm waiting for you, anon
>>385233387
We IIDX now?
>>385233387
>>385233574
This is really uncanny
Are those softbrushed photos or good CGI?
>>385232705
why are americans so rich and have their own pools and shit? this is triggering me the most about everything in life. every video on youtube, every streamer on twitch, they have this giant mansion they stream in. every camwhore that I've fapped to on omegle has this huge room with huge bed and "oh i'm so bored with my life" attidude. fuck REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>385233734
Well if this thread is anything to go by lonely nerds throw money at them
>>385233734
suburbs vs commie blocks
>>385233574
>I'm
H-hi
>this music
It's like I'm really failing at osu again
>>385233734
America has a lot of room. In Europe everyone's packed in like sardines. Even the hotel rooms are like closets.
Woah its like amplitude hyper autism version
>>385233734
stay mad europoor
>tfw born on the right side of the world
>>385233728
obviously post-processed (not shopped).
but she is still a hotie.
What is this Weeb Symphony on stream 2?
>>385233728
it's softbrushed and edited in Photoshop for like hundred of hours. That picture is more of a 2D anime girl than an actual 3D girl.
Which just proves >>385233018 right
Only way 3D can compete is to integrate themselves into 2D
Why is this even at esa?
More importantly, why aren't you watching stream 2?
>>385230359
I can see her bellybutton!!
>>385234056
what's on stream 2?
btw how were super mario land 1 & 2 from this morning? wasn't able to watch them but they are some of my favourite GB games
how come most rhythm games think that making a fuckton of button presses really fast is fun over something like how rhythm heaven works?
>>385234012
She looks like an action figure. I want to hot glue her!
>>385233387
>>385233574
>>385234012
is this a street fighter character?
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
>>385232620
Should've said "prove it"
>>385234146
stream 2 is just a rhythm game exhibition not really speedrunning
>>385234243
neat, everything's better than these humorless german blokes. will they have miku?
What in the absolute fuck is this on stream 2? Does the game actually have specialized controls just for it?
Why is a guitar hero type of game at ESA? Those games already have a way to to compete in (Highscore) and is not fit for speedrunning at all.
>>385233734
don't worry; we get sick in this country and go literal bankrupt (no retirement, no home). also our education is retardedly expensive so if you want to do something with your life, don't be poor.
case and point look at photos of downtown detroit
We /mu/ now.
>>385234184
I still got some more pic of herand her pitter
>>385234347
Because they're fun to watch you autist.
>automated game
>speedrun
>>385234347
This
I'm going back to watching the awesome germand on stream 1, this guy is so casual!
Guy can't keep a combo for shit
>>385234436
>posting roach
>>385234307
Its used in other games too like K Shoot Mania i think
>>385234307
Yes, that's the brilliance of arcade rhythm games.
Lads, does Twitch not have "past broadcasts" anymore? All I can see are videos, and they only have up to CTR, I want to see the My Summer Car run
What's that music from on the coop run right now?
>>385234454
looks like he's chewing his face of during it though
>>385233868
>America has a lot of room. In Europe everyone's packed in like sardines
wat
You're comparing middle-class suburbs with city flats, aren't you? Most countries here in yurop have pretty huge empty rural areas, just like the US, and where old houses haven't been knocked down they have massive gardens (e.g. in England, the Victorians basically fucking masturbated over fancy gardens)
>>385234436
I want to jaamu it in anzu
>>385234146
>btw how were super mario land 1 & 2 from this morning?
Also interested, was looking forward to it but I nodded off
>>385234436
ahegao time?
Rhythm heaven > taiko > hybrid (eg rhythm knight, necrodancer) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> guitar hero style
>>385234436
>sahraposting
>>385234568
Like I said. You're underestimate just how much room the U.S. has. We actually allocate that room for living because we're a modern country; relatively new. Not all of our roads are old deer trails that wind and bend around as much as my crooked dick.
I'd rather watch agoodplayer on a rhythm game with custom tracks than another year of Tetris. Stepmania was great the year they had it at gdq
>>385234568
Average house size in America, Canada, Australia is like twice as big as average house size in the UK, NL, Germany etc.
>>385234217
KoF.
>people born in the year 99 can post here.
>next year people born in 2000
>>385234631
Rhythm games are shit!
My summer car speedrun was fun as fuck
>>385234695
You have to remember that most countries in Europe actually got infrastructure in terms of trains, buses and such. While in the US unless you have a car you're fucked.
>Rhythm games
>bought that Miku Future Tone game on sale because want to play a Rhythm game
>Find out I'm shit
Maybe one day.
>>385234715
I kept thinking about capcom vs snk. Then I realized she was an snk character.
>>385234146
>>385234592
Runner was fine at playing the games but the commentary was non-existent really, his commentator said like one sentence about a donation incentive. Speaking of he didn't meet the incentive to juggle during a level but he did it anyway for a bit, was pretty funny.
>>385234842
>facebook filename and outdated """"""meme""""""
>>385234436
who the FUCK is this semen demon
DJ Max when
>>385234594
that's not anzu is it?
dont look like it......
>>385234842
>9gag meme
>facebook filename
yeah I can see why you would love a "speedrun" that's just your average pewdiepie video
>>385234594
Yes.
>Kefka- I mean Marx - I mean Dimentio
>>385234929
Im not deleting images from my hilarious image folder.
>>385234527
Was it this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifvxBt7tmA8
>>385234995
nah no anzu
I don't really like the music in most of these games.
>>385235134
yeah, thanks anon. surprised its mario
>>385234695
>underestimate just how much room the U.S. has
No I'm not, you're literally half a continent
Is there a study on average house size versus average cost of land for different countries? That's gonna be the main cause of it
Another cause of limited house size at the moment for Britain in particular is that even for the lower available area we have, house prices are getting a bit fucking stupid (I feel sorry for anyone living in/around London), so nobody's getting their own new houses built because it's not worth it
>>385234708
>NL
Oh come on that's not fair, the place is half water
>mfw this rhythm game and the dude running it
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>385235229
stop posting that shit. im on nofap/noporn
>>385234929
I have several unnamed, impact-font jpegs I will never be able to post seriously again
Why is people here the most hyped for things that's the least speedrun type of things?
>>385235229
SOURCE?
Fuck the estimate.
This is both sickening to look at and listen to. What the fuck kind of person even thinks to start playing something like this?
>>385235552
because new games being run
>>385235257
This one's not so bad
>>385235512
ok
>>385235728
much better, thanks
>>385235645
.....you like i wanna be the co-op this much?
>4 minutes over
>needs to download and play two more songs after this one
RE runner is gonna be mad as FUCK
Aren't they done? Why are they still playing this dogshit thing
This one on the left is not some transgender freak right?
>>385235784
is this more of your liking??
>>385236103
No, he just has a weird hairdo.
>>385236103
its just a dude with long hair man.
> Going from laughin great runners, to some fat slob who hates everything right now.
Don't do this.
Fuckin announcers.
>>385235229
>tfw don't find this hot at all
3D doesn't do shit for me these days.
>>385236103
Nah he's just a mophead.
>>385234594
who is this semen demon?
>>385236103
no, its joshmuiz
>Failed
What a shitter, get him off and bring a gook in
>>385236103
its our boy joshimuz
Who else /listening to Toto while writing erotic fiction on the other screen/ in the ad breaks here?
>>385236172
Dumb kumikoposter
>>385236103
Covering his forehead swastika
>>385235728
i like her face
>>385236134
Oh shit you finally got me
>>385236193
Why even buy the arcade controller if you aren't that serious?
>>385236103
>thinking Yoshimuz is a tranny because he has long hair
HOLY FUCK THIS RYTHM GAME IS THE HYOEST SHIT
>>385236210
I would if I could write at all.
>Come up with idea for fetish game
>Realise I can't write for shit
>Give up instead of embarrassing myself
>>385236103
Dude it's joshimuz remember it's the guy that said "nigger nigger" on ESA 13.
>>385236352
blame botched trans freakshows on agdq
>>385236352
short hair makes a man
Because we didn't have enough, here is another GTA run!
>crashes because it's not set to japanese locale
kek
danSexy @ 2nd stream
DENIED
by jap region lock
>>385236306
have some more then
>>385236432
Writing is suffering anon.
>come up with great idea
>go to write it down
>have to pull the words out of your brain with a hook
>>385236443
was he trying to one up werster?
>more GTA runs
blegh
gta or resident ?
>>385236552
>he doesn't know that #gta runs this shit
>>385236134
Where are the breasts?
Who ready for all this Resident Evil coming up?
>another GTA stream
At least it's the first good GTA so far, still too much
>>385236609
then just leave you useless weebshit
Finally a comfy run
>Resident Evil by a chick (that is plain but I love them plain girls)
vs
>GTA VC by the dude that had amazing commentary and skills during his VC SGDQ run
what to watch bros?
Is the Vice City run by the guy who did it at AGDQ? Because that was probably the best run of the event.
>>385236603
Ironically werster now raises a nigga's son
Karma, bitch
How do they have such good taste in music
>>385236725
Oh shit it is him.
>>385236592
>Have idea
>Write it down
>Can't expand it into an actual story so it taunts you forever
I want off this ride.
>>385236739
source on that?
>anime faggots keep pushing their luck until a janny sweeps in and bans them all
why do you keep doing this, you can set your watch by it it's that regular
The GTA run is gonna be legit.
>>385236617
Think I'll watch gta for a bit then switch for necrovision. Picked it up and haven't played it yet, wonder if there's any fun glitches
>>385236795
epic. ur such a tortured creative. what do you usually get at starbucks
>>385236739
Really
Say it ain't so
>>385236750
I was wonderin myself that already. Seems like they are workin together with MonsterCat or somethin.
>more gta ""speedruns""
>>385236693
no, I'm part of the GTA stream monster brigade.
>>385236592
That's my problem, too. I think of ideas all the time, but it's like seeing a landscape in your head and then painting it.
>>385236625
>liking cow udders
>>385236723
Watch KZ my dude
>>385236891
>this guy never saw a kz_frew speedrun
i pity you
>>385236739
>not mentioning how his brother cucked him by fucking his wife and werster's mum helped cover it up
>>385236818
so it's more ok to post 3D attentionwhores than anime?
Please get out
I've never seen an RE run, are there any cool tricks and glitches or do they just run past everything and have an optimized path?
>>385236609
Who is this literal goddess
>adam_ak will never run VC again
Aww yeah, KZ_Frew time.
>>385236921
can you post more Mashiro anon? preferably her happy.
I'm legit real depressed right now
>vice city
oh boy
too bad there's no mission skip fun
>>385236587
Thanks bro
>>385236725
The guy that kept calling the couch trannies dude? I'm sold
Pity the nerds too asspained about more GTA to watch it
>>385237043
He's not even at ESA this year.
>KZ_Frew
Based dude
>>385236921
Big tits are objectively better. Even on lolis
>hey its me i play game and these are dudes behind me
great start
>>385237043
What's he up to nowadays?
>kebab pizza
>it's a swedish thing you know
>KZ_frew
Its a shame he stopped enjoying running games
>>385237043
;-;
What's on the ESA stream? Ive been on gooky stream
>>385237131
big business probably
wasnt he the son of a diplomat and studied economics or something?
>>385237131
Doing a PhD in economics
>Batman skin
Vice City >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> San Andreas
>>385237091
He's gone full sjw in the last few months man, is not what it was.
>>385237131
DOCTOR Adam AK is doing DOCTOR things.
>gary numale
>>385237043
>adam_ak will never run anything again
ftfy
>all missions!
>but we don't actually complete all missions
Kebab pizza is great by the way. Get one with chicken tikka and chilli sauce on too, delicious
>>385237131
Doing better things than playing videogames
>>385236723
both
KZ_Frew is alright but his stream monsters are massive faggots.
>>385237246
I think he hasn't finished his thesis yet. He's a lecturer I think while he's working on PhD.
>>385237264
>
he is actually casualy learning some platformer and streams irregularly about 3 times a week
why are they allowing this sexist and misogynistic game to be run? its not only sexist its extremely problematic with its misogyny
>>385237298
>There's people that has not eaten a Kebabpizza special with fries
Vice City still has the best music list of the series.
BILLY JEAN IS MY WIFE'S SON
>>385237343
what?
>>385237419
that does not look edible
Who is that between KZ_Frew and MDMA_THC?
> tfw Michael Jackson on the radio
>>385237446
wave 103 best station
>>385237119
>having a bad back because of useless extra weight is better
kys
>>385237053
I don't have much Mashiro, but I have her cute dance at least.
Stream 2 if you wanna fap.
>having someone read donations who can't speak properly
>>385237516
she is not even attractive
>>385237512
>bad back
Maybe if she's a hambeast
>>385237452
BILLIE JEAN WAS NOT MY LOVER
OF COURSE SHE WASN'T, SHE HAD A VAGINA
(and was older than a 12 year old)
>>385237516
F A T T
A
T
T
>>385237516
Acceptable for a desperate fuck, but fapping to that would be sad
This run has so much insane shit happening on screen.
>>385237419
>There's people that has not eaten a Calskrove
>>385237463
He means his viewers that ride his dick
>>385237516
>not my future wife Mia
Dropped
>>385237516
im fapping to this >>385235229 >>385234594 now and I NEED MORE OF HER
>GTA 3 is the least broken out of the trilogy
>>385237419
Absolutely nasty. Low quality cat meat and cheese I wouldn't eve feed the rats with
>>385237734
>least broken
>still not as good as the others
disqualify this noob cheater hacker noob runner noob cheater hacker
>dat laugh
>>385237516
Why is she wearing a ton of makeup for a simple marathon event? fucking whores I tell you always looking for that seed in the evening
> BODYSHOTS!
> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Love that run already
>>385237819
hmmmm
>>385237419
>there are people ITT who unironically eat takeout
>at least nobody will see it
Kek
>>385237516
thank you anon
>>385237849
Because without makeup she'd look like >>385237419
>>385237516
british girls are great desu
Nice and chubby and a great fuck I'm sure
>>385237516
eww
>Idiot announcer pushing for reading donations at inappropriate moments
This isn't GDQ you goon
>>385237893
how do you eat ironically?
>Call our runner for using cheats
>Get timeout'd
Nice mods, nice """speed"""(cheat)run
>>385237849
Why wouldn't she take the chance to tease a bunch of pathetic beta fags?
S P E E D
>>385238001
bulimia, op
I've never heard of resident evil survivor before today
>>385237893
oh boy it's time again
>>385237419
>There are people that have never scooped up a curry with their pizza
>>385238001
like this
>>385238028
nice meme dude
>>385238073
kek
got me there
>>385238028
>use tired fucking meme
>boo why don't people laugh
who's the bloke on the right at the VC speedrun? name? nationality? he's handsome as fuck. what is he doing at a gaming event?
Who's sitting between KZ and MH?
>>385238195
Fuck off faggot
Based mom donation
>>385237618
>and was older than a 12 year old
ACT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
>>385238091
>I enjoy eating shit and being an emaciated skinnyfat beta male
Fine by me anon carry on
>>385238187
>Americans watching ESA for the first time.webm
>>385238084
It's alright, only RE I owned for ages
>>385238214
English_Ben
>>385238187
where is this even from
>cuck donation
GODDAMMIT
>>385238352
thanks
>>385238246
don't be triggered just because you're an uggo. give a proper answer or shut your trap
>>385238376
>watching with my girlfirend's boyfriend
>>385238408
what happened
>>385238195
It's your friendly neighborhood Mohamed.
>>385238437
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>385238437
>>385238492
someone donated with my wife's whatever messages again
anyone got the clip with the chick announcer literally reading out loud
>cum tastes so good!!
>>385238195
it's Mhmd_FVC, he's American/Egyptian
>CHOKING
choke_frew
>Slayers
Hell yeah
>slayer
yea boi
>>385238623
Who is this qt
>>385238538
He should be red both sides though
Holy shit I forgot how bad Vice City is
>adam_ak will never remember the plates
runner is noob
>>385238729
Your sister
>>385238623
This is the only good ahegao face I've ever seen/
>Maral will never seat on your face
What are >we watching ?
>>385238742You mean blue.
/k/ BTFO
>>385238915
most people here watch GTA:VC I think
why do people put two slashes after their twitch emotes?
>>385238980
Thanks anon
>>385238997
clapping
>>385238997
clapping
>>385238997
clapping
>>385238729
My mom
why don't they call this event GTA DONE QUICK?
FUCKING HELL ANOTHER GTA GAME? I DON'T CARE IF THE RUNNER IS GOOD OR ENTERTAINING, WE LITERALLY JUST SAW THIS SHIT TODAY, JUST WITH BETTER GRAFFIX
>VC is vapourwave
Fuck off
>lance fucking dies
>>385239121
ESA is literally GTAmarathon lite, and it always was.
>>385239131
that pretty clearly was in reference to a different run
>>385238997
>>385239040
>>385239051
Speaking of clapping, how did the Japs write when they clap again? I forgot
>>385238920
But...I don't get it, he's pub
>>385239121
It's almost like you could watch the second stream or something
>>385239121
Better than all the who cares pixel meme games that take up 90% of the time in GDQs
>>385239040
>>385239051
>>385239117
huh, wouldnt have guessed but i can see it now, thanks
LMAO nobs playing BAD games with BAD graphics xddd just play GTA 5 you noobs kids
What is action replay and how does it work?
just got timed out for 600 seconds, no fun allowed in chat.
>>385239341
You're joking right?
>>385239341
replay function in old gta games i believe it is f2 or something
you can pickup stuff in replays so they are useful in them
>>385239341
It's a cheat program you could buy for most consoles. are the actually using that in a speedrun?
>>385239209
88888
8=hachi
pachi is the noise that a clap makes.
>>385239354
Joshimuz' gf got timed out for quoting the game
>>385239282Red is evil in inFAMOUS. Pence a pure.
>>385239341
Replay is a feature in GTA III and VC that allows you to playback and save section of gameplay. The feature is just stupidly broken, so you can pick up shit during replays like rampages, clothes icons and asset icons, which allows you do break the game very easily
>>385239429
you don't know what you're talking about
>>385239485
Thanks anon!
>>385239492
that guy has a gf? what the frick am I doing wrong??
>>385239428
>>385239521
This are the answers I was looking for.
Thanks, I just didn't know if it was integrated into the game or was a 3rd party program
>Tfw can't even bait in twitch chat because all the kids are spamming shit
>>385239597
not going for desperate hambeasts i would assume
>>385239597
She's really cute too.
>>385239597
she's a fucking hambeast
>>385239540
???
>>385239697
oh shit I remember having a r4 for my dsi....
>>385239689
>>385239646
hmmmmm
>>385239754
>>385239754
>>385239754
New thread
>>385239697
congrats, but this is not what's being used.
>>385239597
Standards
>>385239697
>100% unofficial
>Britcuck and USA flag
>>385239771
Yeah she's perfect for /v/! thicc I believe they'd say.
OY VEY, MAI STOAH