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European Speedrunner Assembly

NOW: Super Hot
NEXT: Grand Theft Auto IV
THEN : I Wanna Be The Co-op
STREAM 2: EggoMania
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one

Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule

Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad (embed :^) )
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first
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>male reaser
>about the game or the event

>female reader
>Where do you live :)
>What food do you like :)
>What games do you like :)
>Can I buy you dinner :)
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tits or get out
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Even the game had enough
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I don't understand superhot

As a concept it's interesting but the execution is bad indie game tier
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our guy on stream 2
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Have we figured out which adblockers can handle the new Twitch ads yet, or has no-one achieved that yet
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>was watching stream 2
>check back on stream 1 and the abomination is gone

Thank yump its gone
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>>385210685
Meanwhile
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LIKE LIKE LIKE
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>Eggomamia
>It's not about waffles
Fuck off
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>>385210721
Adblock still blocks it for me.
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>>385210721
I dont get them in Canada maybe get some vpn or shit
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>>385210721
Running Ad-Block Plus and I don't see many ads unless they do special ones
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>""speed""running egomania
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>>385210520
I just wrote ''she'' in chat after the superhot run and got banned... Thats pretty funny actually.
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Is GTA IV a cool speedrun? I recently played it and am intrigued as to what fancy tricks they've found to finish the game fast, but a 4,5 hour run seems a bit boring, especially for a game like GTA.
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>>385210721
Currently using Adblock Pro 4.1. No ads for me
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RATE RATE
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>>385210721
It's embeded in the broadcast, so I believe there's no way to filter it. But I think changing from HTML5 player might block some
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>>385210832
its a boring cab simulator
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>>385210721
I use uBlock origin and doin't seem to get them.
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GTA IV is by far the worst of the franchise
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is that adam-ak?
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>>385210947
YELLOW CAR
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>>385210721
Don't use HTML player 5, or alternatively stop being a shitter and start watching with your media player of choice using streamlink
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Kek what is the dude on stream 2 talking about?
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Chocolate taffy strats on stream 2. Nice.
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>>385210968
and Josh wonders why nobody wants to hire him
lel
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>Risen
stream 2 with the patrician taste.
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reisen is pretty good
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Which run do I watch ? Gta or egg
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>>385210685
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ALLIES, YOU MANIAC

YOU CALL THEM OFF
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Why are the vast majority of speedrunners disgusting white male neckbeards?
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>>385211138
Well gta is going to be around for four hours
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>>385211138
I'm watching eggs until GTA
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>>385211054
>taffy

It's fucking toffee. Fucking Americans.
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>KKK egg
>only getting crosses now
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>>385211138
Both? Just use kadgar, multitwitch or something similar
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>>385211163
Girls prefer streaming games they can talk to other people while playing, and black neckbeards prefer fighting games
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>>385211102
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>Egg named poncho
>Isn't wearing a poncho
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While waiting for runner to setup

>GDQ: here is our sponsers (audio not working) $50 from gaytranny I love dick

>ESA: LOOK AT THIS PLANT

based ESA
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>TheMexicanRunners side
Heh.
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another gta run
who /comfy/ here?
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>UltimateOmega7 again

He just loves running long ass games huh?
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GTA IV is live on the second stream
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FUCKING TERRORISTS
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GTA IV is the most boring speedrun even moreso than V
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GTA HYYYYYYYYYYYPE
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hey brother wanna some bowling
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its the worst GTA tho fampais
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>>385211349
shit, I meant stream 1
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>>385211348
Omega was the best GTA runner once upon a time because no one could drive as well as him.
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TITTIES
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TITTIES
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>>385211401
Inb4 underage talking about muh tireburn and muh imdoors
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>>385211348
he was/is goat until this lelreset fag came around
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>>385211401
no
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>>385211469
>being this assblasted by GTA IV
wew
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>>385211469

the better GTA run is after this
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>>385211401
It's not Vice City, so not
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVvmVbBBwtA
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>pocket burger
Honorary American.
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POCKET CHEESE
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>Pocket cheese
This guy.
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>>385211519
VC is the best GTA.
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>Work at KFC
>Donate $100
This always blows my fucking mind
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SUOMI MAINITTU
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>>385211714
It was $5
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>>385211714
millenials
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>>385211714

The KFC guy donated $5. The guy before him donated $100.
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>>385211714
it was a meme donation my friend
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Which stream are we watching?
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>>385211716
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>>385211729
>>385211783
My excuse is I'm retarded
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>>385211714
some people just like sharing anon
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>>385211745
Boomer please, go and hire a carpenter to assemble an ikea desk or whatever you do
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>>385211798
GTA

There has been some decent bants so far
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>>385211714
>he didn't get it
wew
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>>385211801
End times are near.
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>>385211102

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An8PkkPi3IE
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Worst GTA
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>This runs looks kinda fun
>4:30
Fuck me
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>>385211224
I wanna give her headpats
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Taxi Simulator 2008
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This chick has supreme taste in videogames.
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>I'll give you your sex later
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>>385212059
Ja, man vill ju inte oroa gubbarna i onödan. Det hade varit fruktansvärt.

>tfw man inte får tugga och njuta riktigt länge
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>>385212165
Ugly gamer girls tend to have a lot better taste than the pretty ones.
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Order of Ecclesia soon

>>385212165
>overwatch
Spoke too soon
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Are there any European transgender speedrunners? Or is it mostly an American thing?
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GTA IV run would be so much better if it didn't have taxis
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>>385212289
there was a very convincing swedish one you missed earlier
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You know dont say s-swears
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>>385212165
>normie shit
>great taste
Huh?
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>Croc 2
Fuck yea-

>GBC
Shiiiieeeeet
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>>385212207

>gubbarna börjar oroa
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>>385212419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70eU840lc38&index
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>>385212339

not him but any pics of swedish qt?
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>that jump
Shieeeet.
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>>385212616
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>>385212674

anon you lied to me what the fuck is that
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Niko best GTA protagonist.
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>Grow a fucking spine
Niko is a cool dude
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>You cant hit me
>gets hit
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This metroidvania game speed run is boring...
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AUTOMATIC PISTOL FIRING
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>>385213319
BACK ALLEY SPRINTING
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>>385213368
reddit probably have it.
And it was not a speedrun, it was just a let's play with youtube tier of humor
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>>385213368
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/162001393?t=01h19m28s
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okay guys I fucked up this runs pretty gud not shit
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>>385213485
thanks
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Why is the thread so dead?
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>>385213516
The GTA run? Not surprised, the GTA:SA run was purdy gud as well and also ran by omega. The bantz these guys have isn't bad either
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>>385213635
good morning
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>install streamlink
>load up stream
>end up a few seconds behind
Not sure if I like this, but at least it's less resource intensive. Thank goodness for wikis.
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This GTA run is really good so far.
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>>385213657

yer i watched half the GTA SA run was legit too

i just said earlier "ew GTA IV" but these guys making it look fucking legit
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>>385213439
confirmed shit taste
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>watching this with my wife's son
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and so it begins
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>watching this with my wife's son
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>my wife's son

It's been good so far.
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>wife's on

here we go
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>watching this with my wifes son

xD
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>the my wife's son donations come back
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KEKED
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wife's son KAPPA
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>>385213891
This is a speedrun event, not a place to do shitty youtube letsplasy in a Twitch meme game.
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>Cuck joke made
>/v/ springs to life
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I like this bong
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>>385213970
>speedrun is not a speedrun
Whatever you say kiddo
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>shots fired at console gamers and consoles

Purdy gud run confirmed
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>>385214024
>kiddo
that sure showed me Mr. Reddit
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Name a single fun GTA IV mission
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This guy is pretty good in the game. This run is good.
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>>385214140
Museum Piece and Four Leaf Clover are the only ones I know by name.
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>>385214091
>a speedrun is not a speedrun if I don't like the game
Hi Tumblr
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>>385214140
Late Checkout
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>>385213970
it was obviously a speedrun, unlike most racing games
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>Trump hated the Superhot run so much he banned trannies forever
Shieeeet
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wtf happened?
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>Roman dead in the car
Haha what the fuck.
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>>385214341
I think Roman got hit by a car and it killed him
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>>385214369
classic roman
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>>385214369
They just explained that the warp killed Roman into the cab, since Roman got side swiped before getting into the cab. Still. Classic Roman
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>>385210520

>speedrunners have just turned into trannies and furries camwhore sessions

/v/ is gay all along
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Which GTA is more overrated, GTA:SA or GTA:IV?
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>>385214582

only GDQ and Stream 2 anon
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>>385214727
neither
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>>385214582
just like how all of /pol/ are actually minorities based on hwndu
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>>385214727
GTA:SA for sure
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>>385214727
GTA:SA
IV is pure kino
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>>385214727
neither, both are fun and good games
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>>385214727

not the GTAs you mentioned but GTA V is the most overrated garbage rockstars ever shit out

GTA V is legit trash
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>>385214727
Vice City
>muh atmosphere
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>>385214801
I agree
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>>385214801
GTA:V has the best story in the series and actually has fun missions.
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>>385214882
>GTA:V has the best story
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>>385214801
it felt like a downgrade from IV
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>>385214882

lets remind him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWVtZJo-HqI
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>>385214727
how can GTA IV be overrated if most people don't like it
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>>385213665
try pressing the next video button on your player, it'll rebuffer and hopefully put you closer
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>>385214336
This. Executive order banning them from GDQs when?
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>all these IVkids
>they are probably over 18 by now

Goddamn, someone stop the clock please
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>>385214882
(you)
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>>385214968
um, we're 26
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>>385214941
>talks about story
>posts a video about some details
okay
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>>385214968

they didn't play GTA and GTAII on a windows 98 PC anon I agree fuck these kiddies
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>>385215065

you mentioned story not me.
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a new meaning to speed dating
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>>385215141
>story=game details
okay
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>>385214882
>GTA:V has the best story
that black woman pops up after being in one mission and a phone call to berate you for not helping lamar when you weren't even aware then just fucks off again
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>hunting traps..... on the radio
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>>385214920
>>385214984
Are you seriously saying that GTA:SA and GTA:IV had a good stroy and the missions actually felt invovled and fun?

But it's the same shit as always, people will always hate on the newest game in the series and glofiying the second newest one. I can bet you when GTA:VI comes out everyone will go on how GTA:V was soooo much better and GTA:VI is the biggest shit ever.

Reminder that people shat on GTA:IV when it came out, even more than on GTA:V
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Why does everyone in this game run like they are morbidly obese?
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are ESA mods becoming GDQ tier?
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>>385215281
>people
people are gay, anon
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I started playing GTA with the very first one and I loved IV. It blew me away technology wise, it was way ahead of its time.
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>>385215307
depends on if you think they're EVIL SJWS for banning people making fun of their charity
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>>385215261
I fucking hated Lamarr, he was like a 10 times more annoying Sweet
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>>385215381

someone else in chat not me

>Are traps gay?
>banned instantly
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>>385215287
Because it's set in America.
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Yumping on Stream 2
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>CooLGuy69XxX420haHAA
>12 btw
Which one of you did this?
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>>385215582
When was this?
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>>385215630
right now on stream 2
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This is the only mission I remember because I had so much fucking trouble with it
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>>385215582
it's on the superior stream right now
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>>385215630
literally right now
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>>385215575
poor guy who made an ancient GTA4 joke with $42 blown the fuck out with a twitch meme
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>>385215582
this is kind of scary af
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Stream 2 wins again.
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What an ugly ps1 game

>PS2
Oh...
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>water destroys electronic device
technology
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what is happening on stream 2?
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>people not watching based GTA run
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>>385215804
PS1 game played on PS2.
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How can he hold so many kex?
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>This is a game released for Playstation *TWO*

Are you sure?
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>>385216010
>not watching the shakes
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>>385215582
kino
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>>385215804
It is a ps1 game. They're just playing it on a ps2.
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>>385216010
>watching a shit game when you can watch the chex
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>>385216000
idk but they look threatening
I feel very unsafe watching it
this is why gdq will always be better
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>that spooky final boss
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Stream 2 is like the worst gangbang rape video in the world.
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How has GTA4 been?
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>>385216143
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>white supremacist chickens
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>>385216274
good
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>chickens giving the white supremacist hand sign

this event has to go
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RATE THE CHEX RUN!
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>>385216336
>Live action remake of Chicken Run
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>>385216336
This is like a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode
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>>385216392
so that are the famous Right Wind Death Squads i hear about. hmm really makes you think
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>I thought we had traps
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did GTA3 have a story?
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>>385216336
are they in a kitchen?
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>>385216449
You are next.
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You think she likes those big cocks?
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>>385216523
You get cucked by a mexican, so you kill every minority in the city to get your gf back
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>>385216530
>Munich hostage taker (1972) - colorized
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>>385216652
fuck I love me some Eric Bana
gotta watch Munich again
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>>385216336
>>385216369
>>385216392
>>385216530
>>385216554
>>385216570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYeDysZS80w&list=PLeogPTA03KQ_vl0v9G04dexcCkBxfed_3&index=8
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Came for GTA stayed for the bantz
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>nick r
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>Nick R

Do they even think
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>>385216762
>>385216765
Explain this meme to me anons
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>>385216765
well, he's from Niger so you can't be racist like that asshole
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This Brit is funny
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Just got up, what are WE watching
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>>385216847
nick r
nigger
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>>385216847
Say it out loud.
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>>385216923
>>385216929

I wasn't on the gta stream, thanks lads!
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>>385216901
GTA ofc
2nd stream is downtime anyways
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>>385216884
all of these lads are a comfy laugh
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>>385216901
Royalty free lan party stream
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Best dollar i've spent.
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>>385216901
Who the fuck even watches first stream? Second stream is superior in almost every way.
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>>385217097
haHAA
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>>385217097
what did your message say?
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Just started watching, is this any better than sgdq?
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>>385217130
Exactly, you could have been talking with qt host about gameboy games.
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>>385217097
fre*king epic
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>>385217145
way better, no trannies, fun allowed, and bantz all over the place
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>>385216554
wtf is Sweden rising up?!
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do you think the finn can understand the brit?
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>>385217006
>san andreas guy and based canuck
neat
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Are the GTA4 guys /ourguys/?
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>>385217336
yea
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>>385217130
Spooky
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>>385217336
idk the Canuck was playing the Pewdipie game with the CHAD poster
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>>385217336
#gta is the closest to /ourguys/ you can find if you don't count serg who are literally ourguys
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>>385217336
>pull out your samurai sword and teleport behind them
Yes, they posted here too remember
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>>385217145
>implying Nines would fuck a fulthy human
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But will any of them be /myguy/?
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>>385217626
That girl is a lesbian.
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>>385217626
No, they have sworn celibacy to only focus on being mildly above average at obscure videogames
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>>385217626
fuck off, your still not welcome here
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>>385217673
Is she? I wanna watch her anime now
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>This British guy going on about how bad he is constantly
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>Croc speaks

reee
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>>385217835
No problem.
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>Chad references

lel
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>ff xiii is last
nice. such a fun game to speedrun because you can skip all cutscenes and require some skill
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>>385217949
What's the point of rpglb if they just run jrpgs at every other marathon?
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>These guys

The banter is great
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>saw:the game
what the hell is that? did they really make a game based on those movies?
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>Thread is dead during fun GTA run
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>>385218417
its a solid game
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>>385218417
They made two actually

Hope he randomly falls through the floor
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>>385218541
Cos we watching it!
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SO MUCH
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
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>>385218640
Who?
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>>385218640
This isn't America, in Europe they have a little thing called FREEDOM
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>>385218630
Is this a girl (male)?
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>>385218630
Stop avatarfagging as a trap
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>>385217949
>no end time

So ESA isn't ending this year?
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watchmojo rekt
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>>385218972
Uma is a cute girl with girl parts.
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I'm loving our guys on the couch, this is a comfy run
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What are the best runs this far?
Paper Mario and My Summer Car for me
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>>385218972
>>385219030
>trap

You can see a tiny bit of cleavage
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>>385219158
If her tits are smalled than her head, you might as well be fucking a man
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>>385219146
Harry potter
My Summer Car
dark messiah of might and magic :^) :^(
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>muh diamonds

Worst part of IV, it doesn't go anywhere
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>secondary stream has been better 2 days in a row
they really fucked up the schedules huh
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>>385219414
>doesn't go anywhere
except for 2 dlcs
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>>385219251
delet this
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>>385219381
>dark messiah
Explain
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Safespace
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>GTA runner and couch just taking the piss out of everyone and everything

Truly our guys
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>This is a bully free zone

Fucking canuck
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These eurochad wannabe beta bois are so butthurt it's hilarious and pathetic
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>assuming gender
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>>385219592
Lots of people wanted to watch it and second stream crashed and started hosting some smbb4 tourname t. Refer to the meme in the OP
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>>385219381
>dark messiah of might and magic :^) :^(
i see what you did there
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>>385219381
>flips off gdq poster
>pushes car into inspection bay and tries to assemble it as its being inspected
>fails inspection so he goes to buy beer instead
>goes back to try inspection again
>forgets the steering wheel

truly the patrician run. also whats the likelyhood of the dude being stealth banned from gdq?
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*TRIGGERED*
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>not all of them could be ladies, don't assume gender dude

protomagicalguy is SEETHING
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>>385219614
The Canadian literally browses /v/
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>>385218972
Uma is a girl as anon told already. She comes from a fun show, you should watch it.

>>385219030
>trap
Go away.

>>385219753
I doubt they care honestly.
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>>385219753
I really donnt know, I would be surprised if he actual'y got banned for doing that. Less people get banned from GDQ than /v/ thinks. Worst case : he probably couldn't submit a run but wouldn't be entirely banned.
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>Does not give a fuck ahout memes

Marriage material
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>>385219882
It's not on MAL, doubt it's real
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>>385219753
>ESA banning tyr or shrimp
lol
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Who /total war stream/ here? I wish I could listen to two things at once.
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>>385219414
>best parts of the game
>calls worst part

truly shit tastes here.
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Any of these worth watching?
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>>385220003
>being this fucking thirsty
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>>385220187
Country justice might be funny

SAW maybe, but peobably not
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>>385220187
Anything on stream 2 could be fun even if they're playing literally what games
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Where can i watch the "My Summer Car" run?
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>>385220119
forgot about it
have to leave in 15 anyways
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I tried.
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>>385220324
>>385213485
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>>385220187
nver seen what saw speedrun looks like but the game wasn't that bad and it was buggy on it's own
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>>385219974
>he probably couldn't submit a run but wouldn't be entirely banned.

That may as well be a ban, you see what they did to bonesaw at SGDQ? Mentioned commentating on the couch for something and when the run came up he was off to the side, on a chair with no mic. Was cut out of photos too. Mike rules with an iron fist
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>>385220345
thanks doc
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>>385220196
Look man, hardcore vidya girls that don't look like complete shit are a rare thing.

They're never ever single since guys are desperate to get one
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>>385219146
My summer car is a shitty speedrun game and the run was boring as hell. I wish all the 9gag people would leave that think that it actually was funny.
>Haha they're screwing around in a game, so funny
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>>385220345
thanks croc
>>
>Shoutouts to Rick Ashley
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Ryedawg reminds me so much of my best friend, from the way he looks to his general sense of humor. It's scary
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>>385220460
Ya true that. They are rare.

She is typically stiff as well. So swedish.
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>>385219146
liked GTA:SA and Illbleed
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>>385220376
Thanks
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>>385220465
>This one fucking guy is still mad about a run from four years ago
Go to bed
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Reminder that "Stream2" is the superior once and should be the one you watch most of the time
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>>385220465
>I hate fun
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tfw no game buddie to hold it for me
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>friendship ended fun commentary
>mophead is my friend now
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why did Noz and Ryedawg leave?
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>fun commentary gone
>no fun allowed commentary in now
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>>385220658
they had to go peepee so the San Andreas couch guys have returned
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>>385220586
that anime girl has her house between her legs, cute!
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>>385220658
Ryedwag needed to take a piss so his pal Noz will help him hold his willy
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>>385220692
oh, now I get it
>>385220602
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>>385219146
The canadian for the SA commentary was the runner for the pewdiepie game. McDonald's game was good too
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>>385215582
Ku Clucks Klan
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This German runner on stream2 looks so fucking tired and dead inside.
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>>385220594
There's a difference between having fun and screwing around in a game at a speedrunning event with no intentions of actually trying to speedrun the game and instead just mess around for the "funny memes"
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whats the brits guy twitch channel
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>>385220770
.........................how long have you had that joke in your back pocket.......
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>>385220824
I he's called Noz
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>>385220824
nozlar
ryedwag
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>>385220865
>>385220881
epic thanks
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>telling the guy behind him to move over
>he's not having it

kek
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>>385210520
owo
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>>385220784
how would you look if you had to see your people and country getting replaced everyday ?
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>>385220824
Why?
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GTA IV and mafia 2 would be the greatest games of the decade if they didn't get so much cut content.
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>>385221578
he's funny
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>>385221578
He wants the bongdong
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>>385221623
Wasn't there some "restored content" fan made update forr GTAIV
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>spic
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>>385220385
Yeah Bonesaw cant submit a run until 2018 he seems to be going through identity crisis anyway thinking he's Ignis from FFXV
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gta5 btfo
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this thread so dead
calle
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>r9k mode

we are now worse than GDQ. because one faggot mod gets triggered by the memes and bantz = SHUT IT ALL DOWN
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>>385222010
They could have just enabled the 10 second mode
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>>385222010
>caring about or engaging in Twitch chat
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>>385221881
motherfucker really mispronounced it. one thing I wasnt expecting
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Not memeing, but IV is such a better and whole piece of a game than V will ever be. Yet they've cut such a big chunk of it due to console optimisation.
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>>385222371
No it's not. It's just the regular "let's hate on the newest game in the series" bandwagon everyone hops into.
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>check stream 2
>some random chick playing some obscure game

Time to check for pics of her
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>>385222618
She thicc
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>>385222618
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>>385222618
Seems easy to get into speedrunning honestly, you just need to speedrun a super obscure game none else plays and suddenly you're a speedrunner no matter how bad you are.
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Why the fuck are we seeing an actual american female with an actual pussy goin all the way to europe to speedrun instead of running on GDQ?

Do actual females intimidate all the trans?
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>>385222875
She's ran on GDQ before
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>>385222453
Ok, if you want to go this way, i'd say that GTAIV has done cultural references and overall gameplay much better than Vice City. After playing GTAIII, SA and IV, GTAV seems like such a generic polished "cinematic" action.
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>>385222875
>an actual american female with an actual pussy
And guess how many euro cocks have been in that actual pussy? For starters, try to count every guy in that room. Females don't play games okay, and they especially don't replay the same older game thousands of times trying to shave 1 second off their time. If they do, it can only be for one reason - endless hunger for low-effort beta cock.
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>>385222453
No it's not. It's just the regular "let's fellate the newest game in the series" bandwagon everyone hops into.
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>>385223197
>>>/r9k/
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>girl streams
>kitchen suddenly full of beta males
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>>385223197
Girls don't like sex though. She just feeds on the attention.
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>>385222708
>nightmare before christmas shirt
of fucking course
always they're obsessed with that stupid fucking movie
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>that feel when no small gf with an accent
Why am I still alive
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why is pussy so powerful in the modern world?

you don't see beta women, why is this?
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>says fuck
>stream goes down
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>>385223605
Good question. You should neck yourself
>>
Well, fuck him
*stream goes down*
Thanks, memecouch
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rip
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Mike shutting this stream down.
>>
WHAT HAPPEN
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>>385223338
I didn't notice at first, it's actually packed, are they all watching this run or are they watching the main stream from there?
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>the bants getting too strong
>stream down
>will come back with no fun allowed mop head and the other dude from GTA:SA run
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>>385223750
no fun allowed
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>>385223620
We can't control our urges of wanting to fuck one.

Women are okay with huge dildos and just getting attention.
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why is yuropoorean internet garbage?
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>>385220385
His couch was commentating for other shit. Stop fearmongering.
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>let the memes overtake them
F
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>stream back up momentarily
>timer paused
>Omega paused the game

At least the commentators haven't been replaced
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>>385223620
>no beta women

it's because you never leave your house, there are a gazillion of them out there.
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we're back

oh wait no we're not lol
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We're back boys
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>>385223805

Except on average they have the best internet in the world
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>>385223914
Not him but how do I find one to marry that isnt obese with a face that shines like a greasy hog
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>>385223984
>>385223918
>>385223907
>Watching the inferior Stream 1
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we're back and the first thing I hear is "white supremacy".
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Is this Brit a northerner?
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>>385223467
I like sex though
but not with you ;)
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>>385224008
Swede here, can confirm. 100mbit up/down is about $9 a month for me.
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>>385223814
Yeah it's almost like bonesaw was the only one suspended or something
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>>385224027
Because this GTA run has been good between the runner and the commentators. It's better than watching a literal who with a room full of thirsty betas playing some obscure piece of shit.

In general though I have been watching stream 2
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>>385223805
europe have really good internet.
America on the other hand is just garbage
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>>385224105
Bullshit, what ISP is that and where do you live?
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>>385223620
Pussy has always been powerful, it's a valuable commodity since it's needed to make babies. It's just that we used to physically beat women into submission so things weren't so bad. Now that women have "equality" under the law, and nobody can lay a hand on them, they have extreme power. Imagine if you went to a gas pump to fuel your car and instead of just buying the fucking gasoline, the gasoline started talking and giving you shit tests before it decided whether or not to get in your car. And once it got in your car it started harping on about how it had legal rights to get out of your car whenever it felt like getting into another car. You'd be helpless to get anywhere and would start groveling to gasoline all the time.
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>>385223467
Girls only like sex with chads. With your pathetic dick they'll only say they liked it to not make you feel bad.
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>Tranny jokes

Banned
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>>385223620
>you don't see beta women, why is this?
it's literally impossible not to get laid if you are a woman wanting it. just walk into any bar and offer yourself, someone will take you up on it. it's hard to have low self confidence when any of the thousands of thirsty men will jump through hoops to get with you
>>
Some of this GTA tricks are pretty fucking neat.
>>
all gta is now banned from GDQ
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>>385224221
this one and the molotov trick were pretty sweet
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>>385224178
>It's just that we used to physically beat women into submission so things weren't so bad.

Which shithole country do you come from?
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>>385210520
>>385210520
>3,000 viewers
Holy shit this event is a joke compared to GDQ
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>woman penis
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>>385224074
yeah
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>>385223620
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>>385210721
Livestreamer
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>>385224217
You asked for beta women, not virgin women

You'd probably have to look in kindergarten these days, and even they are 50% 'choke me daddy' already
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>big barrier skip here
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>banter about barrier skips
WW runners BTFO
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>>385224169
A small town with a locally owned ISP.
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>>385224301

(you)
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>>385224459
No such thing as a beta woman as they're all rated by their looks, not personality, actions, status or such.
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>>385223914
You are wrong. Lonely women literally don't exist.
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>did you just call josh a shit
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>>385224008
>Australia
every time
>>
clips.twitch tv/BrightAthleticOxSSSsss

clips.twitch tv/PlainCogentCookieCoolCat

Both spic donations, what a guy
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>>385224008
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ITALY
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>>385224597
there are a lot of women with daddy issues or some other mental weakness that you can easily manipulate in your favor.

Thing is, you will just be an asshole just like most women are.
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How are they going to jusitfy the sound voltex part? It's piracy.
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Shoutout to noo noo from teletubbies
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>>385217141
>nick r
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>>385224624

>that pic

fucking hell
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>>385224624
This. If a woman is complaining she is single it's because her standards are way too high or she's problematic and guys know better.
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>>385224752
Are they using actual arcade data? Thought they'd use KSM
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>>385224624
beta males are literally mad at women because as men theyre the ones who literally cant do what theyre supposed to naturally do, which is compete and get a woman
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>>385224624
Fuck this gay earth
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>>385224624
>Hi there, I'm Chad
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>>385225161
>It says Bryan Bullock

Kek
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>>385225007
my local dating app is filled with 30+ year old "career women" with 3 cats. They're only good for pumping and dumping and yet they all have high standards according to their profiles. They're desperate and lonely well too fucking bad sweetheart. I got a house, a car and I plow 20 year olds at the bar. 10 years of sucking dicks for a lifetime of childless loneliness.
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GTA IV radio is pretty underrated.
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>thread is dead
>post a roastie pic
>50 replies

Every time
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>>385225517

let's all post our waifus instead anon
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>>385224624
This is the shit that makes me want to give up.
>>
is this the most chill run ever?
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>>385225639
I have like ten, hard to pick a favourite, give me some time
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>>385225639
no anime, go away
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>>385225752
>I have like ten
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IS THAT A REAL GIRL
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>boring runner but cute grill
hmm
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>>385225707
You should, the game is rigged for us men. It's not worth the effort.
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>>385225918
bad combo she's gonna steal all the light from the poor guy
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>>385225135
I mean most of those guys are probably lying about their height and dick size, but still 200+ responses for one pigperson who already shat out a kid (as far as they know it is true)? How do you compete with that even if 10% of those guys aren't lying.
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>trance and his slut again
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>>385225848
>not having a harem
What are you fucking gay?
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>>385225639
You're waifu is cute, anon
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>>385225918
>>385226047
>not watching the best run on ESA 17 RIGHT NOW.
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>>385225918
I just noticed it's the same chick from earlier, she's craving for attention rev up those pick up lines boys
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>>385223605
I want to marry Mia!
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oh baby
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>>385226049
It isn't proper love if you have multiple waifus.
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>>385226197
Mia's my speedfu
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>>385226049
>waifu
>harem
Unless your Mormon you can only have one waifu anon, otherwise you're just plebbit trash who thinks waifu means best girl.
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>>385226128
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What's his gameplan?
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Stop making that tongue sound you stupid whore!
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>>385226197
>>385226312
Low test

Ghengis khan had hundreds of wives. That is the ideal male form
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>>385226385
Designated shooter face
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LITERALLY ASKING FOR IT
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>>385226385
somebody's doing the raping
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>>385226070

thanks anon
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>>385226385
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>>385226462
Id give it to her in a heartbeat
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>>385226382
She's cute too.
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>>385226385
TAKBIR
>>
Thoughts on the GTA IV run so far? Can't watch it
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>>385226649
Better than San Andreas because of couch banter
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>>385226442
He only had one real wife, though.
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Enthusiastic crowd.
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>>385226649
Chill and entertaining.
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>>385226649
It's surprisingly good. Was expecting a snoozefest but it's actually quite interesting.
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>>385226649
It's ok
But don't expect the thread to talk about it much because all the thirsty betas from reddit are jacking off to the roastie on the second stream
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>>385226382
Who is she?
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>>385226649
Is GTA4 fun? I own it on Steam but never ever played it, PC was way too weak back in the day. Now I got a goot gaymer PC but haven't looked into GTA 4 again
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>want to watch videogame marathon
>dumb roasties in every single run
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>>385226649
They got some good banter going on
>>
Any funny runs I should go back and watch?
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>>385226854
It's really good. The ranking goes like this
SA>4>VC>3>V
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don't tell me this boring as fuck zero personality runner guy "trance" is actually pumping his seed into this chick every single evening
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>>385226649

>expectation

ugh residentsleeper

>reality

holy shit good fucking run 8/10
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>>385226854
it's worth playing for the Heat homage mission, so you can understand why GTA V is shit since that mission is all the "fans" Rockstar listened to could talk about while they were making the sequel
>>
The tricks and such omega has been pulling out is pretty impressive this GTA run
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>>385226939
SA>VC>V>IV>III
Don't worry anon, I fixed it for you.
>>
girl on stream 2 would have a lot of success if she did porn, no joke
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>>385226960
Maybe she's just a boring nerd chick who happens to be hot? It happens.
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>10 dollars from Jeb Bush please clap

Ryedawg is a /pol/lock
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>>385227046
Most porn actresses are fucking ugly, so I guess
>>
The banter is so much better compared to gdq
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>>385223467
Girl's bodies give them a chemical reward signal when they let a guy ride bareback. They are built for sex.
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>>385227138
That specific donation is from Bonesaw's run last year.
>>
what the fuck don't make me tune into stream 1 for GTA4. I watched this guys SA run and it was nothing to write home about
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The girl is completely average, jesus. Go out and get a sandwich or something and you'll see 5 girls who are more attractive, easily. What's wrong with her posture anyway?
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>>385227138
they all are
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I like her expressions :3
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>>385227046
meh any skinny girl could have sucess in porn
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>look, i have a gf!
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>>385227252
That's because SA is a shit game
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>>385226854
Prepare for a very long and boring first few hours of gameplay, after shit goes down it gets a bit better but you still end up playing the most boring errand boy of any modern GTA game.

GTA4 honestly felt like a chore and all the 'technology' in the world couldn't save it.
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>>385227259
this
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>>385227286
someone turned on her vibro egg in the middle of that webum :>
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>>385227034
>V casualized to all fucking hell with a development focus on multiplayer so rockstar can sell shark cards to literal children
>better than anything
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>>385227306
She isn't even asian
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>>385227295
she has a good look for porn tho, thats what i mean
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>>385227339
But Gay tony is fun

Only took them three tries to get it right
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>>385227286
>exposing that midriff
She's trying to draw all that beta male attention to her uterus. She needs to be impregnated
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>>385227515
>>385227515
>>385227515
New thread
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>>385227543
Thanks.
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