50 hours, 50 minutes, 50 seconds until Rock vs Pop

>>383763307
is she rock or pop?

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>>383763405
Rock

>>383763405
I imagine Pearl is Rock and Marina is Pop. Other way around doesn't make much sense to me.

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>>383763405
She rocks hard.

>>383763630
She definitely gains a point back when in motion, but still something can still be done for the forehead shape, that flatness + hair edge is just....

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>>383763405
>Marina is superior to Pearl
>Have Pearl on Team Cake
>Have Pearl on Team Rock

>>383763630
They're both shitty rap though

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Is Splatoon 1 dead? I'd like to hit S before Splatoon 2.

>>383763918
*she makes me rock hard

>>383763307
The fuck? Its not even out till next week

>>383763307
>Rock
Nigga its HIP HOP VS POP

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>>383765393
You can play the first Splatfest for free.

>>383763630
why is this middle schooler throwing gang signs

>>383763307
Wasn't it cake vs ice cream?

>>383764960
>that ugly little gremlin
>making you rock hard

Now, Marina. There's a port I'd dock my boat in.

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Did anybody else's Amazon preorder glitch and end up costing only $36? I had the original $48 preorder discount but then it went down to that for some unknown reason.

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>>383765642
Not in Japan.

>>383764649
Not yet.

Callie > Marie > Sean > Jelfonzo > Marina > Pearl > Annie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flow

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>>383765651
The dick wants what the dick wants.

>>383763405
Hardcore gangster rap

>>383765723
Nope, buying digital so it will always be on my Switch the new season of mst3k sucked

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>>383763307
Which one /v/?

>>383769348
>Felicia Day
>Patton Oswalt
What were you expecting?

>>383769825
Nothing good, but I was hoping to be proven wrong. Sadly, they weren't even the worst part. The riffs were bad, too rapid, and so homogenized between the characters. I have nothing against Patton, what's the problem with him?

>>383763307
>>383763630
>>383765456


Not even a spatoon fan or even own a Nintendo consoledamn scalpers

but I'd thought I'd jump in this thread just to tell you all that is the mole disgusting hideous ugly ass piece of shit I squidgirl have ever seen

bye

>>383770014
>reddit spacing
>bad english and retarded post
good riddance

>>383770014
You are disgusting and Hime-tan is a cute rapping princess.

>>383769982
He killed his wife.

>>383769348
The only thing I actively disliked was the high amount of singing moments. Besides those, I thought the riffs were pretty decent overall. My favorite episode was the western movie with the dinosaur at the end.

>>383769409
MJ would wipe the goddamn floor with elvis

>>383768775
Fanarts and artworks make Pearl look much better than she actually is in-game

>>383769409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0
Music wise or in a street fight? Elvis was a fiend, so I don't think Jackson would stand a chance.

>>383769409

MJ would win so badly, he'd fuck Elvis' daughter in the process.

>>383763630
>>383763307
>>383763918
>>383765456
>>383768775

It's her teeth, her design is good, but GOD THOSE HIDEOUS TEETH

>>383774278
its supposed to be like a squid beak.

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>>383774278
Marina has the exact same dumb bucktoothed fangs and no one complains about it. All her fanart just conveniently pretends she doesn't.

>>383763307
The Jap splatfest starts at 1AM PST, right? Is it Friday night/Saturday morning, or the day after?

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>>383774957
Yeah but Marina's are much more clearly white
If Pearl's were bright white then it wouldn't be so bad
They're almost peachy and it looks disgusting in some shots

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>>383774957
Wonder why Pearl has the bucktooth fangs when every other inkling we've seen has teeth like pic related.
>>383775142
That's more the lighting, the color is normal in other shots.

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TWO DAYS (48 HOURS) UNTIL THE FIRST SPLATFEST SINCE JULY 2016

>>383775226
Marina and Pearl are Octoling sisters, but Pearl is in disguise.

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>>383775142
ITS EXACTLY THE SAME YOU STUPID FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF FOR BEING SO GOD DAM BLIND I DONT EVEN LIKE PEARL BUT HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND BASIC LIGHTING YOU STUPID IDIOT CHILD MONKEY KEK KEK KEK
I DONT PLAY SPLATOON - YOU BEFORE SUCKING 1000 COCKS

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>>383775285
God damn it's already been a year since they ended? Feels like 2 years.

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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRnExgJfNEo

>>383775226
>>383775363
>it's just the lighting!
>they're even pink in official artwork >>383763918

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There are people that actually voted for this character.

>>383775509
I love this banter

I wonder how is it in jap

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>>383775497
be gay elsewhere

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>>383775509
Marie is too good for this world.

>>383775509
>Talk to Marie 100 times instead of going out to save Callie
>She gets upset with you
Also
>Being unable to handle the bants

>>383775485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGzB_omD_18

>>383774089
>MJ
>fucking anybody
he was a saint corrupted by the media

>>383775756
sounds weird

>>383763405
she's whatever people who go to edm festivals for the sole purpose of doing drugs t here think is good

>>383775809
Man fuck you he was a fucking pedophile

>>383776606
yeah and i'm sure you believe everything on the news.

>>383778937
First time they showed that special I was in Japan surrounded by hundreds of people and everyone went crazy. And by crazy I mean there was an audible reaction instead of complete silence. Japan is Japan.

Can someone rational tell me why nintentoddlers are hyped about this literally childrens game?

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will you be able to aim the umbrella up to defend against the launcher?

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>>383779510

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How would you fix Pearl to make her as popular as Marina?
Bonus points for not altering her design

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>>383780245
Nothing, she's perfect the way she is. Can't fix Westerners' shit taste.

>>383780245
give her tattoos . Really push the hood nigga and make her stand out like a glaring flesh wound. Her charm is in her inherent unique-ness. Sure Marina is an octopus, but she doesnt really stand out aside from being really really pretty. She has a safe personality, safe cutesy appearance, etc.

GIVE PEARL YAKUZA TATS. DO IT NOW

>>383774278
That is what the beaks of squids and cephalapods sorta look like.

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>>383775485
That song is so fucking good jesus fuck.

>>383780245
Make her really self-conscious of her forehead.
Anytime someone makes a comment on anything she could misunderstand being about her head, she gets all sad and defensive.

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>>383775485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwOLkrglzLE

>>383780245
Add redeeming qualities. She is supposed to be hip with the younger audiences since she's the shorter and more dynamic idol.

Emphasising her ATTITUDE would do the trick. Have her bust some sick and fresh moves on stage. Maybe even breakdancing. That would honestly win my heart

>>383765651
>ugly little gremlin
That is like 99% of her appeal, my cousin.

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>>383780670
That would literally ruin her. Shes proud o her head

>>383780245
Capitalise on the weeb audience. Make her a tsundere longing for affection

>>383775485
>that voice
Marina is black

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>>383763307
Fuckin Christ that face only a mother could love.

>>383780818
I want see the tough girl persona drop every now and then.
Not often, maybe just like 2 splatfests.

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>>383774278
vampires>chipmunks

>Demo/First splatfest is four hours long
>During the middle of the day when everyone is out doing shit
why

>>383781206
If you're not willing to forego eating you don't deserve squid spats.

>>383781206
Your fault for planning things in the weekend.

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The new tracks are so fucking good, play them at my fucking funeral.

What's a splatfest? I thought the game isn't coming out until the 21ist?

>>383765934
Marina doesn't look autistic at all.

>>383781585
You're right she doesn't.

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>>383781629

>>383781528
>What's a splatfest?

https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Splatfest

First Splatoon 2 Splatfest is free to play. Happening this Saturday.

>>383779563
Did anyone actually get killed by this in the testfire? It always seemed easy to dodge.

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>>383781585
>>383781629
>>383781727

>>383781727
Go look up images of autistic kids. Even the most normal looking ones have this weird unsettling deadness in their eyes, like theres nothing there. Like they're robots or something

>>383781502
why is that artist blocked on the boorus?

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>>383781859
Learn to take a joke, you autistic fuck.

>>383763307
>a whole 4 hours
Way too short, should at least last the full day. Have to wait another week for it after that even. Hopefully Disgaea gets here soon to keep me busy.

>>383781859
>Even the most normal looking ones have this weird unsettling deadness in their eyes,
Then you're not looking at the normal ones are you

>>383781889
Anon, I don't want you to talk out of your ass ever again.

>>383780245
Give her a thicker eyemask/eyelashes and straighten out her top lip.

>>383781950
It's true you have to login to see his stuff.

>>383781502
source

>>383781332
>planning
wageslave. I work.

>>383779274
japan really likes splatoon

makes you wonder what they need to do to sell games there

>>383782065
I'm not logged in and I can see his stuff just fine.
Stop talking out of your ass or I will plug it with my rock hard cock from looking at Coco pictures from that one crash thread.

>>383782193
tentacles and thick goo

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Will icecreamfags ever recover?

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>>383782373
I'm playing both Japan and Europe on Saturday, I'll destroy the creamers extra hard.

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>>383782373
BTFO

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>>383782195
really makes you think

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>>383782713
>confetti is a flavour in fatland

>>383782829
well my dude "confetto" was originally the name of a kind of candy so that's actually perfectly correct

>>383782830
>muh thicc
marinafags ladies and gentlememes

>>383781061
seconded, splatoon 1 teeth look much better.

>>383782830
This picture is drawn very well, sure. But she looks more like a slippery fishguts octopus than a sexy idol

>>383783073
Muh chipmunk loli though

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>>383775485
That is absolutely fantastic.

>>383775485
I am starting to prefer these two over callie and marie. Mostly because the singing voices of the new duo differ from one another so their singing is more interesting to listen to.

>>383782121
>working on the weekend
Shit's for part timers

Is it possible to record switch gameplay without a capture card or is it the only way?

>>383763307
Has it ever been explained why some Splatfests are regionally different? Obviously there's ones like that milk vs tea Splatfest which would only make sense in Japan, but Pop vs Rock could've been an international event.

>>383784497
It allows for some much more complex compositions and Nintendo seem to be taking advantage of it.

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>>383765456
>that blocky low poly shoes

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>>383785102
>Pop vs Rock could've been an international event
>EU gets pop vs rock for a second time
No fucking thanks.

>>383785102
>milk vs tea Splatfest which would only make sense in Japan
Why

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>there are people in this world who are completely unable to understand the ojou-sama appeal and instead flock to some lukewarm genki brownie
O tempora, o mores!

>>383763307
What the fuck is her problem?

MARINA HAS THE BUCKTOOTH TOO RETARDS

>>383785357
>pearl
>ojou

>>383785408
yeah but at least it's not fucking gum colored

>>383785494
It's still a bucktooth. Period. No excuses.

>>383785447
There are many kinds of ojou-samas.
The refined one, the indifferent one and the bratty one. Kinda like that one bitch from Kaleid Prisma Illya, whatever her name was.

>>383785547
point is one's better than the other

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>>383785350
I believe it focused on two brands specifically made in Japan. I could be wrong though. I do remember that it was the only Splatfest to use white ink.

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>>383775285
I fucking love this gif

>>383785656
I love that smug Marie.

>>383778937
baited for that exact response.webm

>>383785102
>>383785656
Most splatfest in japan were tried to some brand, like the red fox vs green tanuki was actually about brands of udon and soba respectively

>>383785656
where are the fucking sexual innuendos

>>383775756
Weird composition to it, but I prefer it to the original.

>>383785270
How the fuck is Aori Rock? Hotaru is Rock af.

>>383783397
It's okay to like Marina.
It is NOT okay to bully Pearl.
You will be purged

>>383775485
>Lost in an emu
When you hear it, you won't be unable to unhear it.

>>383785656
i cant rap my mind around how good some of the art is with that basic ass kit

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44 HOURS

>>383765456
>>383770014
>>383763307
This

Every time I see this sewer goblin in the catalogue I wince.

>>383785656
>lipton
the very definition of tasteless

Is it worth switching my region?

>>383785656
I drank so many bottles of Milk Tea when I lived in Japan, I'm a victim of Splatoon marketing.

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>>383775142

>>383781059
She can't drop it, it's part real and part an act to protect Marina from the centre of attention

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>>383781585
>Not wanting an autistic cutie who has fought through her awkwardness to achieve her dream in the spotlight
>Not wanting someone who has overcome her adversities and become perfect
What is actually wrong with you?

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I hope Nintendo lets Inoue do the main art for shit other than splatoon eventually.

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>>383788367
>Marie in a fursuit

>>383781859
As an autistic person I know the exact look you mean and from the other side it's because you motherfuckers are incongruent and ridiculous and we're told since birth that we're the ones that are weird for seeing it
We grow detached and distant from your ridiculous little lives and the stupid little lies you tell yourselves
Some of us never get over it and it fucks them for life
The best thing you can do for an Autistic kid with any chance whatsoever of being high functioning is tell them that none of you 'normal' fuckers have any idea what you're doing either

>>383788903
kys faggot

>>383780245
I think she'll get more popular once we see more of her in-game. She's going to be snarky and cunty based on her animations/expressions/the fucking crown. Which will make her more fun for a lot of people.

>>383763307
got my switch yesterday

hype as fuck

https://youtu.be/R95KcyON8uE

Damn I like the new Splatfest version

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Why wont you help, Pearl? What do you fear?

>>383789826
>Pop star Callie missing
Who?

>>383789826
>What do you fear?
to lose the limelight

>>383775686
>bitemarks
Woouldn't Inkling pop?

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Please, PLEASE may Marina be the rocker.

>>383789946
Electronica or rap

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>>383774278
It's not her teeth. Her face is just shitand can only be fixed with fanart.

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>>383763405
Rap.

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Inklings are modern America
Octarians are the WWII era Japan
Salmon are China

>>383782373
Yes, the cakers need an ice cream cake so that they too can enjoy the pleasures of ice cream.

Ice cream does not need to bring in cakes due to it's superiority

>>383782829
Silly hate speech user, that's not how it works

>>383790682
It's like Miiverse never left.

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>>383790804
I know, it's great

43 HOURS

>>383790682
>>383790804
>>383790847
I still can't believe they canned the Miiverse on Switch in the first place

>>383788367
Callie and Marie are cute!
CUTE!

Seriously, with the new pair splatfests will be far more onesided because people will just side with Marina instead of the Gremlin.

>>383789102
Well shes already proving to be a complete cunt as shown here >>383789826. Marina at least had the decency to worry about her. I guess that also guarantees that they aren't the final bosses either and they're here to stay.

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>>383790847
>no stylus

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>>383790915
That is not how Splatfests work.

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>>383789826
To be fair...context is missing.

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>>383790109
This reminds me of my aunt... She used to make me icecream with brownies every weekend ;_;

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>>383791095
>conservation of ninjutsu is real

>>383791165
The context makes it even worse

>OH NO NOT CALLIE DO SOMETHING
>Ok I'll do somethi-
>lol whatevs they'll come back, moving on

>>383791254
Treehouse should be nuked from orbit.

>>383791307
>it's not the character being a prick and putting on a show of concern briefly before not caring again, it's the translators!!!
Pearlfags are this delusional.

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>>383791095
One of the rare times I sided with Callie.
One piece was always the superior manga to naruto...love both.

>>383791413
I will really enjoy destroying poppers and creamers this Saturday.

>>383785408
The important difference is Marina doesn't look like a baby

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>>383785408
We know. She pulls it off better

>>383792225
THERES NO CAMERA

>>383763307
How? Game doesn't release til the 21st, but I see threads about this crop up in the past week or so.

>>383792225
Looks like a mix between carl the cuck and the 2016 guy.
>"MARINA GOT TWO SCOOPS, SHE'S A FUCKING BLACKTOPUS!

>>383792293
Can't you see he's wearing google glass?

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>>383792318
>he doesn't know
You need to be more fresh

>>383792318
Free demo splatfest, NA is Cake or Icecream

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>>383792318
:O

>>383763307
They're the same thing.

>>383792435
>>383792440
>>383792515

I guess I'll dust my Switch off for the weekend and see if it's during a time period I plan to be awake, since I haven't bothered with Arms or the other demo periods due to specific times.

I wanna see how the controls work with the Joycons, since I wasn't big on gyro on the Wii U and stuck to roller and standard controls as a result.

>>383792617
It'll probably be the exact same controls, and you can still turn off motion controls

>>383792515
How many new hairstyles are there in Splatoon 2?

>>383792515
¡Salga Pedro!

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>>383792760
6, 3 for each of the boys and girls.

>>383792817
Are the classics still in?

>>383792862

Yup

>>383792886
Good.
The pigtails on the female inklings are super cute.

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>want to play this
>not deluded enough to buy the yearly wii revamp

Doesn't matter to me. I'll never find a Switch without sucking off a scalper.

>>383793025

They are pretty much everywhere in stores now, aren't they?

>>383793603
If you have to ask then it probably isn't.

>>383793603
Only in Europe

>>383789826
>Marie is a cunt
>lol u just cant hamble duh bamble
>Pearl is a cunt
>this the worst thing since 9/11

>>383793025
Why can't you just, you know, order it online?

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>>383793884
Marie has and looks classy when she's being sassy. That's why it works so well.

>>383793025
All my friends (online acquaintances) got a Switch months ago.

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>>383793884
Banter and shitalking is only well done if you remain calm and with a smug ass face, if ypu are as triggered as the people you are shittalking you dont have the charisma to shittalk normaly.

Callie and marrie worked because the shittalker was smooth and calm while the positive one wasnt always positive but also could shittalk back fine, pearl is triggered easier than a botched up IED and has as much charisma as a actual 9 year old spoiled brat princess while Harbor is the slightly less well done upbeat girl. If you cant shrug off bants while delivering em and cant be smug while dishing out, dont dish out to begin with.

>>383794429
There's around 56 hours left for N.America. Does Europe get their splatfest early or something?

>>383794983
Rock vs Pop is on in 1 day, 17 hours, 49 minutes, and 21 seconds.

>>383794983
All regions have their Splatfest at different times so you have three opportunities to play and a potential 12 hours instead of just 4 if you download the demo from each region.

>>383775509
>american translation
There's your problem. Fucking Treehouse turning my wife into a cunt.

>>383790468
Why are the Splatoon salmon so fucking disgusting and grotesque? As far as fish go, there's way uglier species out there.

>>383763307
what about Pop Rocks?

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>>383792935
>i don't know what yearly and deluded mean

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What were they thinking with the in-game model of Pearl

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>>383792293
He's covering it with his hand.

>>383790682
I don't get it.

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>>383799258

>>383800941
I get it.

>>383800941
Why bully the poor Lizard?

>>383801085
He's stinky.

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>>383801169
No he isn't.

You're a buffin!

>>383765456
>people fap to this

>>383764569
>this
why do they have to put the best girl on the worse teams?

I wish my region was getting rock vs. pop, that would be such an easy choice. I'm still slightly torn on cake vs. icecream.

>>383801315
MANKO!

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Question is there a weapons test in the demo?

>>383803116
Maybe once it goes live.

but rock is pop

>>383803116
>>383803906
It is live and there's no weapon test but there is a tutorial you can repeat by deleting the demo's save data.

>>383778937
Thanks doc

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How often do splatfests happen?

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>>383804628

>>383804568
Every month or so usually.

>>383789826
Losing Big Sis Marie to Cousin Callie again.

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>>383764569
>having nigger tier taste

>>383804601
>>383804628
>>383804649
I love them together so much

>>383788903
either bait or a horrible faggot who should kill himself.

I want to cook and eat Marina's tentacles!

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>>383805109
So these are T H I C C ?

>>383790184
Holy shit, so much better with those small changes.

>>383804568
that is the very first splatoon girl I've seen that doesn't look like utter shit

>>383790184
>somehow made Pearl look worse

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>>383805487
>slimmthicc

>>383805396
Either bait or a butthurt normal fag who can't accept that the people who spend their whole lives watching from the outside might see things they miss
There's a whole universe outside of the box you were born in faggot, if you try really hard you might be able to think outside of it once in a while

>>383805978
No, you're butthurt you can't fit in. You think you know everything but cannot understand why things don't go your way.

>>383805565
She does look like shit though. She only looks ok in fanart, and only because people just draw her as "DUDE THICC! TITS AND ASS! GET IT, BECAUSE SHE'S BLACK! IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT SHE'S A STICK LIKE THE REST OF THEM!"

>>383805109
go back to /pol/
squids transcends race

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>>383806509
>/pol/ boogeymen
Also as a black person I can call people niggers whenever I want you fucking racist. go back to /pol/

>>383806054
>Implying
Took me over a decade but I learnt to hide my power level perfectly
These days I'm just better than you

>>383806626
Make me, jiggaboo.

>>383806817
>these days I'm just better than you
Oh yeah? How much do you make? I guarantee I make more money than you for less effort.

So theyre going to give all the good team picks to pearl so that not everyone will pick marinas team?

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>>383807143
But Inklings are cannibals

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>>383807060
>he works
>he judges worth based on monetary income
It's like you like being ordinary

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these two should fuck
they would be so happy

>>383807908
>is a poorfag
HAHAHAHA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON /v/ IF YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD GAMES?!?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>383792515
>>383792817
these are just npcs right?

>>383774278
It's the fact that the lighting doesnt mesh well with her color scheme, plus her glassy eyes and big forehead make her look like Chucky.

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>>383763405
Cock

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What kid/squid gave their teeth so that Pearl could have her crown?

Callie is rock? Its because of the hair isnt it?

Does anyone has the dialog? this makes no sense in my headcanon

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>>383786682
>>383809448

>forgot to tag

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>>383808091
>He thinks people that don't work are poor
>He thinks people born with money have to be as shallow as him
Keep going nigger, how else are you shit?

>>383809256
'loligo vulgaris' sounds a lot like Pearl.

>>383806316
>She does look like shit though. She only looks ok in fanart
the .gif I was quoting was fanart?

>>383782121
Not even wageslaves work on Saturday

>>383809945
oh you poor, naive neet

>>383809945
Are you in Israel or some shit?

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Wait what, is there a testifre or something?

Still havent tried the game out yet

>>383810293
No I'm an American and we don't work on weekends because our jobs are great

>>383810445
Tomorrow at 3:30 PST, demo's on the eshop

Cake > ice cream
Pop > Rock

>>383810684
Is it in the UK too?

>>383810829
>Being this wrong
I bet you chose Marie too

>>383764649
Nah your good. You can make it, anon!

>>383781859
>hurr durr autistic people look the same
No. Not the case. Almost all people who fall into the region of aspergers dont look at all like they have anything wrong. Its just when you talk to them and your used to speaking with them that you notice that somethings up. Kys
>source
Younger sister and roomates little brother have aspergers.

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>>383810883
Of course I did!

>>383775509
I've always thought Callie was far superior, but that dialogue is great.

>>383811010
I actually have Aspergers (Or actually I never did because it was removed in the DSM5) and I've been complimented on the level of intensity and focus I can achieve in my gaze, I figure a whole bunch of people like me just can't be bothered

>>383810829
this and this. good taste, anon
>>383811035
oh, nevermind

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>>383774278
Something went wrong with the lighting, its giving her that boss baby look in her mouth

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>>383811035
Astonishing

>>383809830
She doesn't look good in it. She looks like a big headed freak like all the shitty splatoon characters.

>>383810883
>>383811363
>>383811474
>calliefags still bitching despite the splatfest results

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>>383811035
>this bitch nigga likes gold diggers

>>383809945
>Hello, 911? I need help!
>music starts playing
>Unfortunately we are currently closed. In case of emergency please contact us during our work hours.
Is this what neets believe?

>would buy a switch solely for splatoon 2
>poor as dirt
Oh well.

>>383763307
Safe vs Bareback when?

Pearl wouldn't look so ugly if it wasn't for her beak

>>383811979
She wouldn't be so ugly if she wasn't white.

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>>383808115
Yes. I hadn't updated the Splatfest Test to 1.1 yet so the game spawned in a bunch of inklings.

>>383811838
Pearl is definitely bareback, she's got barnacles down there from all the nasty unprotected sex she has with all of her fans; Marina on the other hand, waits for the right guy and will be protected when she finally does trust him enough for sex

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>>383810874
Yup, Saturday from 5pm to 9pm. If you download the demo from the Japanese and American eshops, you can take part in one at 9am (Japan) and another at 11pm (America) all are four hours long and you can do the tutorial right now too.

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Henlo squid kids

>>383812126
Pearl only pegs her squidboy groupies, she's not at risk.

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>>383812662
The absolute madman

>>383812668
oh shit 4 hours long? i swear the splatoon 1 testfire was an hour long

>>383812662
cool

>>383812662
>suction cups as nipples
MUH

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>>383812963
How would that feel if you put your penor in it

>>383805723
What thick started as, an attractive woman with a little extra hip and thighs.
Once the Porkchop and Mei fans got it the word lost all meaning

>>383813178
It would suck

>>383812703
Reminds me of the new It

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>>383780685
>tfw jaded from v music threads that contain constantly absolute shit-tier chiptune music from old anime rpgs
>tfw linked music is actually tolerable to listen to

not keen on muddying singers' voice with vomit inducing bubbling effect, but the rest is solid

>>383813962
it's to simulate inkling language

>>383814364
was my first guess (water and all) - never actually played the game - but still

>console with one day shipping, ships 7/21
>Spla2n preordered, store is a 3 minute bike ride away
I'm fucking ready to get fresh

>>383812662
Do not lewd Pearl. Thanks.

>>383790904
It makes sense when you think about it.
Miiverse was closed off to people who didn't have a Nintendo console, so while it generated discussion about games, that was only for people who already had the games.
By forcing you to post to Twitter/FB they want you to show the games to other people who may not have them.

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>>383789938
They're actually suction cup marks

Never really cared for Callie and Marrie, but I really love Pearl and Marina.

Am i a horrible person?

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>>383819536
yes

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>>383819536
no