Meanwhile, in Vault /v/...

>>383757272
I should have stayed outside and died with the nukes...

Where's the boi pucci at?

>>383757272
Where are the video games?! Vault tech said this vault would have video games!! RIOT!

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Current status report since day 1

>a bunch of autists are forced to spend 12 hours a day in the communal areas
>only allowed in your private room for sleep

So when do we start eating each other?

I know theres still plent of food, but...

TUNNEL SNEKS RULE

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>>383757272
>tfw fell for the vault meme
Yeah real safe they told me. Nah man the government is our friend! They would never do dumb experiments on us during a crisis they told me.

>Overseer is a fucking gook who can't speak a word of english

Imma pee all over the floor!

todd let me out i want to go home

>>383757826
I'll just join the normalfags group. I know not everyone here is an autist.

is it just me or are the lights a faint shade of yellow, along with the cabnets and everything else?

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>>383757272
So who wants to get raped first?

Why is the overseer forcing us to play nothing but unfinished 2D platformers? Something's up.

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sniffy sniff hmmm i think one of you might have a b.o. problem

I was made security chief of my vault and everyone was issued assault rifles "for safety" I'm not sure vault tec understands safety very well.

I nominate myself to be Overseer

>>383758215
Who let the libcucks into the vault?

password to the vault door is ti thguob i ddot

>>383758230
What vidya credentials do you have?

>>383757272
>You want to discuss about a specific entry in a series of games
>The overseer sends you to vault /vg/ filled with ghoulfuckers and <3 INT halfwits

>>383757682
I've brought some pics
wanna fap to them

YOU SEE THIS CASUAL
THIS IS MASTER RACE

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Zzzzzzz

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Hahaha, all you guys still play video games? I fucking love Arkham Asylum. Hey, you guys cool if I light this blunt in here? hahaha, I LOVE weed.

Can I get an access to armory?
I mean, for the test..

>>383758475
I have fishing lvl 12 on runescape

>>383758660
I hear there is a ton of weed outside the vault, go check it out my dude

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>>383758660

WHO THE FUCK LET THIS GUY IN FUCKING HELL

>>383758660
Shit dude I love the Arkham series. Pass me that blunt, my man

>>383758687
No, based on your GOAT the job you're best suited for is vault prostitute. Since the test never lies we will provide a life time supply of condoms and lubricant.

None of this would've happened if I just didn't buy his game!

>>383758753
hahaha, I LOVE runescape man. hahahaha

>>383758780
no can do hahahaha. I LOVE weed.

>all male population
>no repopulation
>1000 males with ache and speech impediments
>all end up killing each other, or dying of nintenditous

What was the point vault tec?

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>>383757272
All this talk about vaults makes really want to play some Fallout 4 Vault-Tec Workshop, which I expect everyone has. Am I right fellas?

I heard vault tec made a vault full of insanely beautiful women who were all carriers of horrible stds but didn't put any medicine in the vault. I also heard the only man in the vault tried his best to impregnate all of them before he died.

>>383759023
To see pure unfiltered autism at its finest

>>383759023
No, no, it's 999 straight men and 1 trap.

>>383758753
nice
you can be overseer for 10g

>>383759056
This vaults based on the west coast.. sorry todd

NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

Anonymous #125, September 15th 21XX
So, a new game comes out of the chute every week, I get it that we have to play the game for the week and discuss it until the other one drops by but I can't help but feel that this is not the purpose of the vault, I suspect there's something more sinister going on, for example last week one of my roommates declared to the whole room that he prefers women with penises, unnatural as it is I am too finding an appeal in this. I will update my diary in any future advancements relating to femenine penises.

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>>383759023
But Anon

>>383759023

To test how fast everyone would turn gay, silly boy.

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>>383758256
me irl btw

hey who wants to play video games

>>383759150
>1 trap
Lucky guy...

>>383759235
Literally already happened before the door closed.

>>383759310
THERE ARE NONE!!!

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Our damned Water chip just broke, who's going to go out and find us a new one?

>>383758635
stop psting my daughter

>>383759371
Wheres my mountain dew chip amirite

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>>383759371

Fuck that I ain't going out there.

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Hello vault dwellers, come outside. We synths only want to enrich your culture. It's totally safe out here too.

>>383759441
More like dorito chip

>>383759371
[Intelligence] As Overseer it is your duty to protect us, so go get it yourself.

>>383759554
Dude!

Ok, which one of you fucks reprogrammed the Mr. Handy to act as a sexbot?

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>>383759371
I'LL DO IT GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Guys, I sneaked in a copy of New Vegas, don't let the overseer catch you playing it.

>>383759586
[CHARISMA] No.

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Alright boys...

Who's going to be the first vault slut?

(hard mode: first vault slut gets to pick the next one - can pick self as well. Each Vault Slut term is one calendar year.)

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>vault immediately segments into a PS,Nintendo,Sony and PC gangs

>>383759665
Overseer Todd is a great guy though, he'll understand!

hi who wants to buy this giant dead insect meat from me

i spiced it myself

with my sperm

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>>383759665
Hello everybody, it is I, your Overseer

>>383759586
>[Barter]

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>>383759720
>forgetting the Ataritard gang

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BARK

>>383759720
>2 factions for PlayStation and no xbox

Sounds about right

##January XX, 2078
Anon

Hm. I get the feeling that everyone wants to suck me for some reason. Bah! That can't be real right? I mean, a man sucking another man's dick is wrong! Totally wrong! Right?

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guys guys i found this small, strange, furry woman outside. what do you think this means?

>>383759834
>fifa eurofags
>cod ameritards

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>>383759864
>he doesn't know

>>383759541
>ywn be a vault dweller and coaxed outside by cum hungry androids who want to milk you forever

>>383758871
But 50% of our population is prostitute

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I'm gonna kill you all in here just so I can play games in peace.
then I'm gonna kill myself.

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>>383758660

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>Brotherhood Paladins attacks the Vault
>people hold them off and keep one of them prisoner
>takes the helmet off and its a girl
what is this shit

Funnel Cakes Rule!

WHY DOES EVERYONE FUCK SO LOUD HOLY SHIT I CAN'T HEAR MY GOD DAMN GAMES

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MADE DINER AGAIN LADDS

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ATTENTION ALL VAULT RESIDENTS

Mandatory group video game session begins in 10 minutes. Please make groups of 4. Residents that have not found a group when the time is up will be terminated. Have a safe and productive evening.

I sure love this canon prewar Jet haha

>>383758172
It's me, I admit it. My shower's broken and the Overseer is ignoring my complaints.

Want to give me a tongue bath instead?~

>>383760082
Well there's 1000 guys in here and at least 4 of them are straight so the vault has a future now!

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>>383757272
Hello, I'm from Vault 120, what the fuck is going on?

>>383760253
>co-op
Fuck that I'd rather kill myself than play with you autists.

Guys, I heard Vault-Tec uses vaults to do social experiements on large groups of people. Can you imagine if there was like, a vault, where everyone was frozen for hundreds of years?

>>383760082
>implying /v/irgins would be able to handle a single brotherhood paladin let alone a squad of them

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>>383760082
It's a fleshlight now, that's all I know.

>>383760337
That didn't stop NCR from taking over Helios

>>383760253

SOMEONE PLEASE PICK ME I CAN PLAY SOME OVERWATCH AND... DOTA OR SOMETHING GODDAMIT SOMEONE TAKE ME WITH YOU

March 18th, 2X25

the smell came through the ducts again. strong, almost like bleach and then organic, damp, virile. it bore down on us all in the great den for the traditional reciting of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA
we were no match for it, and the clothes once again came off. most hadn't showered in months, some, years. decades. lifetimes. unwashed bodies in light clothes still queued for the showers in their sandals

the mathfags had deduced that the substance was thankfully not organic before they were sacrificed to Arr'N'Jii but the difference was negligible under its influence. bedsores and thick welts boiled and burst on our skin. the only blessed moment would be when someone elses body temperature was colder than yours and their pustules sprayed you with a small chill.

god I miss those days.

signed,

anon

>>383760253
99.7% of the vault died in the "Night of a thousand autists".

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>Tfw no insecure qt ghoul gf
>You'll never reassure her that her voice has a lovely rasp to it
>You'll never cheer her up whenever she gets sad about her ghoulish appearance
>Tfw all this rad-away wont make these feelio's-go-away

>>383760405
i have super smash brothers and a mad katz controler with a wonkey stick.

pikachus only

Uhh, where's my PS4? I was just about to platinum Bloodborne.

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>>383760452
>ghoul gf
>assaultron gf
>deathclaw gf

brehs this jet is so fuckin good

>>383758660
Realtalk, I'd accept letting the annoying druggie asshole in if it meant weed and other things were available. I hate interacting with druggies but living in a vault seems like it'd be horribly boring and nerve-wracking, so weed would help.

Inb4 DUDE, it's an enjoyable way to unwind every so often you fucking puritans

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Hey /v/, r8 my pet. Found him in the basement, his name is Roachy.

WHO KEEPS LEAVING PILES OF SHIT IN MY ROOM WITH AN IMAGE OF VAULT BOY STAMPED INTO IT?
>>383760309
Oh hey, Vault Horror Stories. I enjoy these.

>>383760524
IS IT PRE-WAR TODD

>>383760597
where is it's puss puss?

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Hey guys would you like to join my secret club?

>>383758569
Yes

>>383760589
Purge the heretic. This is a clean living vault.

>>383760337
weaponized autism is a very real thing. i'm sure theres some autist here that knows all the specs of t51b but not how to dress presentably in the morning

>1000 virgins
>they hear about a woman all by herself in the Sierra Madre
>Lemmings type shit ensures just to get to her

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>>383757272
Fixed.

>>383760337
We have the number advantage, so it'd be like when you see a deathclaw getting whittled down and defeated by thirteen shittier enemies. Probably a quarter of us would die though, maybe less depending on our weaponry.

Where are the other normies at? We have to rise up and take over to prevent this vault from imploding.

>>383760751
Dude jet lmao

>>383760654

I don't know, thought it was a boy, but i just found a bunch of eggs under my bed. Roachy is going to be a mommy!

>>383760936
I heard of a nice Vault numbered 3 you should go scout it

>>383760589
Fuck no, weed smells like ass you ranky bastard. We need to start exiling all the fags.

>>383760597
A radroach is fine

>>383760936
Imagine the smell of cum that some scavenger would discover after opening up the vault looking for loot

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So what's this vault experiment? Is it weaponized autism or a study on homos?

>>383761095
both

>>383761095
We're Vault 404. An error.

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>>383757272
>>383757272
Give me the names of each and every persona fag, I just want to talk to them.....alone.

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>>383760987

T-This could be a problem...

>>383761095
How long can 60 virgins last arguing about video games all day

I'd like to imagine a /v/ vault though
>It's a normal vault with a few autists but mostly somewhat normal
>for the most part it's normal
>but through terminals theres an anonymous text board that's just in that vault
>people shit talk everybody
>people who can't handle the bants an hero
>the overseer is decided every year by who is the best at a certain game

>>383761283
>Overseer choice
Overseer's choice with the 1 stipulation that it can't be last year's game.

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ATTENTION ALL VAULT RESIDENTS

Health and safety are important to Vault-Tec. Penis inspections have been changed from the first day of every month to every wednesday, as ordered by the overseer. All residents are reminded to take daily showers, violators will be terminated. Note: due to dwindling water supplies only the group shower facilities are available at this time.

>>383761283
>Three sections
>Forced to play Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft
>There's tv too
>And instant food and water
>But nothing else
>One day every year all three sections connect
>A speaker then proceeds to yell "NINTENDO'S OVER, SONY'S FINISHED, AND MICROSOFT'S DONE FOR"
>Everybody gets into a fight
>After that day, the people swap their sections until the next year

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>>383761460
>both first and last names start with A

I really want to shoot some bugs. Can you lend me some laser weapons, overseer?

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>>383759326
so how would that work? do you think if one caved the rest would or would it be a screaming match of "NOT GAY THO"

>>383761589
Sure, here's one of them laser pens. We got like.. a warehouse of them for some reason.

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I made a successful excursion to the outside world, and discovered an old electronics store in the nearby town. It was pretty dangerous, but I managed to bring back a computer for us all to use!

When does Cook Cook make his visit again he's always fun to see

Who wants to go questing with me

March 10, 2077
Subj: GET THESE GAYS OFF ME
To: XXXXXXX
From: XXXXXX

DUDE HELP ME THERE ARE THREE GUYS OUTSIDE THE DOOR AND THEY'RE TRYING TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT ME CAN YA BRING SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS FROM THE NINTENDO SECTOR TO HELP ME OUT HERE
OH GOD

THEY BREAKING THROUGH DOOR
GOD HELP ME

>>383761693
Check for porn folders

>>383757272
>awkwardly silent all the time or extreme rudeness
>traps
>no females that arent ugly or celibate
>fatasses and weebs
>nobody reproduces and the vault dies out

>>383761693
Oops, accidentally spilled my Nuka Cola on it

>>383761835
I can impregnate the traps just like in my sad panda cartoons

Gary?

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>>383761835
>vault dies out
>not /v/irgins taking people against their will like that legion feller

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>>383761717
YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU DINNER ANON?

>>383761961
QUARANTINE

Can I go out please? I didn't have enough time to bring back my computer before the nuke went off.

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>>383761835
>traps
well at least I can die happy

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That old electronics store could be just what we need. I managed to sneak past the rows of game consoles and PCs to grab this!

I would collapse within a week without porn, video games, and internet

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>raiders in vault 15 have tandi lewds

>Vault /v/ is for testing if a group of people can talk about video games

>>383760870
Doesn't have to be that specific premise, but I want that fucking game now.

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>>383762278
This

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>entering /co/ vault

>>383762201
You have access to a large, varied, but finite database of pornography and vidya as well as a local intranet.

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>>383762278
>Wanna talk about video games
>Get into vault
>There's no video games here to talk about

ATTENTION VAULT RESIDENTS

Due to some shipping complications, for this month the chutes will only deploy Japanese games! Yes even your perverted hentai games too! Western games will be available at the soonest possible time, but don't count on it for at least two months. Thank you for trusting Vault-tec!

>>383762535
How vanilla is it?

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Finally, a place where I can discuss Sonic for as long as I want and nobody can run away from me

>>383762625
thank you god i can finally play SMT and Monster hunter

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>>383762473
>try to get to the /v/ault
>accidentally enter the /u/ vault
>mfw

>>383762632
The vast majority is relatively vanilla, with less... Savory genres limited to a couple hundred pieces of media each.

>>383762707
Okay now specifically, how many /ss/ doujins

>>383762663
That just means there's nothing stopping them from compacting your face with a crowbar.
/v/ault would have 1 MMO private server running on the local network at all time with annual/semi-annual wipes and varying expansions based on general preference. Which one would it be?

Oh fuck I just got streetpassed

>>383762756
25.

>>383762816
Everquest 1 progression server

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>>383762756
hmmm traps and incest it is

>>383762852
I can definitely roll with this if they're all entirely new

FUCK THE OVERSEER

>see qt sniper at McCarran
>bald
>lesbian
>used goods

>>383762891
My nigga.
That or Ragnarok, but I'm leaning Everquest.

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ATTENTION ALL VAULT RESIDENTS

Tonights meal will be spaghetti with meatballs. Any residents that would like alternative meals are to meet near incineration unit 2.

>>383762625
You are not a Vault-Tec approved announcer, please cease your pirate broadcast immediately. Note: Security team to incinerator unit 2, unauthorized demonstration in progress.

>>383762908
Several are, but the selection is random and there is bound to be a couple you've seen before. Whether you liked them or not the first time around is again, random.

>>383760337
its sort of like a game of "how many toddlers can you kill?" only more pathetic

How would a /v/ault work? Would it be similar to >>383761495's idea?

>>383762971
Er, do I have to have meatballs on mine?

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>>383762971
>spaghetti and meatballs

>>383762971
I HOPE HE MEANT LOTSA SPAGHETTI

>>383763032
I'm leaning more it's one super-giant communal area with easy-to-use Construction Blocks allowing the Residents to make their own rooms and installing utilities and the like.
Think Minecraft meets Oxygen Not Included.

>>383763032
see
>>383762535

>>383759608
they dont call him mr handy for nothing

>>383761495
Where do the Idorts go

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>>383757272
>one living area populated by weebs
>other living area populated by westaqueers
>personal computers in rooms configured to not install games or play games over network
>only PCs with games and only consoles in vault, located in the common room between both areas

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>>383757272
ATTENTION ALL VAULT RESIDENTS
this is your overseer speaking we've come into contact with a group claiming to be traders should we let them in?

>>383757272
The Pipboy has NO GAMES

>>383763338
Are any of them cute?

>>383763032

It's a test to see how would antisocial fucksdo if forced into a common room to play co-op videogames

>>383763338
[sneak] get a team ready to go in case it goes south

Deathclaw made mascot when?

>>383763338
Do they have any games?
Or women(male)?

>>383763338

Can I have sex with said traders? Getting tired of all these gays hanging around.

>>383763553
How would a vault dweller know what a deathclaw is?

>>383757272
>Vault /v/
>a Vault where there's no videogames, but everybody talks about videogames, leading people to think there have to be videogames here

>>383763338
>>383763514
[LOCKPICK] Steal a couple of 10mms from the armoury. Just in case.

>>383763338
it seems there are only three cloaked figures two tall one short

>>383760524
>DUDE JET LMAO
fuck off junkie

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>music to listen to
>/mu/ picked it
I hear johnny guitar one more fucking time

>>383763747
It's entirely obscure Bandcamp stuff.

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ATTENTION ALL VAULT RESIDENTS

Due to numerous bug infested living quarters, hot bunking is now in effect in all quarters that don't have bed bugs. Enjoy your new neighbors everyone!

>>383763070
Due to rationing orders imposed by the overseer, all residents are to eat all of their meals. Violators will be charged with sociocidal divisive counter obeyance and will be terminated.

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Alright, fuck the overseer, I'm opening the vault door. I'm fucking outta here. I don't care if the radiation kills me. Later fags.

>>383763840
Okay, jeez, I'll eat the damn meatballs.

>>383763747
Who Vault /emoe/ here

>>383763514
[success!]
You have a team of the skinniest autist armed with there katanas ready to teleport behind your foe

>>383763032
everyone is locked in private chambers and can only communicate with eachother anonymously through their terminals which are filled with vidya

after some given time, maybe a year or so the doors are silently unlocked and we see what happens from there

i dont know if it would really affect anything but thats all i got

>>383763924
Didn't know we got access to Legionary Assassins

>>383763747
>they keep playing ITOATS throughout the entire vault
I'm sick of hearing how this guy loves jesus christ

What about a vault for the whole of 4chan? Something like, where everyone is given the exact same suit and whatnot, but is forced to get a tattoo of their home board
Not necessarily somewhere obvious, but maybe somewhere where they can hide it, like on an arm, which can be hidden by a sleeve
Similarly to how the site functions now, you can hide behind anonymity but people will begin to notice your posting mannerisms and how most of the images you save are related to your home board
tripfags could be given the option to get a really obvious tattoo or nametag on their uniform

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>>383763626
Heard about it on the radio?

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>>383764000
I bet you think you're real clever, profligate.

Going on a 24 hour trip to the Super Duper Mart
You guys need anything?

holy shit guys pick up your garbage, there's radroaches fucking everywhere

>>383764085
>/trash/ residents live in rooms made suspended in the giant cisterns beneath the bulk of the vault
>Deposed residents are move there for not fitting their board's culture

So we should segregate /pol/ and kill them like they did with the Malden School vault?

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>>383763683
[Fail!]
you try your best to jimmy the lock but you break your waifus last bobby pin. How could you? you monster!

>>383763338
[Barter] Send the furfags out to greet them, first.

How does it feel losing to a mailman and a computer monitor?

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>>383764226
>can't even have a single thread without this guy

>>383760082
POST LEWDFICS

>>383764235
[Success!]
You gather together the most socially functional furries of the group to greet the traders

Nuke Vault City
Yes? no?

>>383759234

I want to CUM all over Galko.

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>>383764147
>that hat
RAWR XD

>>383764232
[LUCK] Aw, shit. Now I really do have to eat my meatballs, and my right hand is pouting. Nothing good ever happens to me.

>>383764668
[Fail!]
you ended up in the /v/ vault you think your lucky?

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Wait...If no one got a replacement for our broken water chip...and the filters are still running...and we've still been drinking this lightly yellow water...then that means...hmm really makes me think.

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I miss my family

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>>383757272
Do we have bloodbourne on a pc port?

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>>383764819
I mean, I didn't die in a torrent of nuclear death, so that's something.

>>383764201
>/fit/'s quarters are filled with nothing but protein and ss guides
>over generations they become a terrifying race of skinnyfats shaped like tyrannosaurus rexs, with extremely tough and strong lower bodies and weak hands and upper bodies

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>>383757272
You have been greeted by a family of three a man and a woman and what you can assume as there child. The Furfags keep there spaghetti together to greet the travelers what is your greeting?

>>383765131
Hello~ How can we help you?

i wonder if theres a vault full of traps
overseer must be fucking lucky

i wonder if theres a vault full of furfags
overseer must be a fucking poor son of a bitch

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My most favorite Switch shirt is really impounded?
Seriously?

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>Arthur Maxson declares fucking ghouls wrong
fuck you

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>>383759371
>get selected
>complete objectives
>save vault
>go back for some R&R
"You've done it! It's... wonderful. Amazing! I'm so proud of what you've accomplished, what you've endured. There's no way the people of the Vault can ever thank you enough for what you've done. You've saved all our lives. Who knows, maybe even saved the human race. [The Overseer sighs.] That makes the rest of this even harder. Everyone will want to talk to you. Every youngster will look up to you, and want to emulate you. And then what? They'll want to leave. What happens to the Vault if we lose the best of a generation? What if we are the only safe place in the world? You just gave us back all these lives... I can't take the chance of losing them. I've made a lot of tough decisions since I took this position. But none of them harder than this one. You saved us, but you'll kill us. I'm sorry. You're a hero... and you have to leave."
Gif related, the only appropriate response
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE

>>383765353
If you wanted to wear the Switch shirt, you should've gone to vault /lgbt/ pal.

>>383762695
>tfw not assigned to the /cm/ vault

>>383764930
we only have apple computers. in a nuclear apocalypse, you want something that JUST WORKS.

>>383765536
>the population of /cm/ vault: 0

>>383765131
>Open Console
>Disable.

>>383764085
>/pol/ is a KKK cult
>/k/ is a gun-carrying group that work on ways to make more insane guns
>/v/ is in a constant state of console wars
>/m/ is trying to make a giant robot out of other Protectron and Assaultron parts
>/tv/ has a ritual where whoever gets dubs lives out of 100 people
>/mlp/ is the only thing where anybody who talks about it with another group dies
>/o/ sells perfect cars to other board members
>/co/ is in a state of denial over hating Steven Universe despite loving it

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Guys check out the Fort shits on fire and securitrons running rampant

>>383765180
The man greets with a friendly smile his brown eyes shining on the sunlight"Hello there! Surprised to see you open your vault to us! I'm Banri this is my sister mako I wondering if you interested in some of the trinkets we have! Some of the best weapons and armor in the waste"

ATTENTION ALL VAULT RESIDENTS

Due to numerous illegal acts committed by vault residents enhanced compliance is in effect. The only video game allowed to be played in the vault systems is crazy bus for the next 2 weeks. Violators will have the option of being reeducated as a "Tertiary Relaxation and Antidepressant Provider" or TRAP with the other option being termination. Vault-Tec wishes you a happy stay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik

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>>383765685
>/k/ is the engineers from the /vee/shimura
i like this

>>383765920
>crazy bus
blast that shit on the PA

>>383765685
>/lit/ seals themselves off and live with their books
>/fit/ goes out to punch monsters and shit and come back to punch more monsters and shit
>/a/ tries to contact /x/ so they can do isekai ritual
>nobody lives in /trv/ vault
>/h/ fucks all day
>/d/ fucks with mutants, monsters and shit all day
>/an/ still tries to tame monsters these days but so far only dogmeat works

>>383765685
>Implying /mlp/ wouldn't be actively experimenting with FEV in order to make their waifus.

>>383764932
>not wanting to die
heh fucking normie kid I hope you get ass raped by niggers kiddo

>>383765918
ask him about the high elves

>>383766145
>I hope you get ass raped by niggers kiddo
You still haven't got your ass raped?

>>383765353
you're only allowed to wear the gerudo outfit here

>>383757272
/v/ethesda

>End up at /fit/ vault
>The most gains wins overseer
>Fuckers find out they hate the job

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>>383766095
>/his/ raided a settlement and dressed up a girl as Anne Frank

>>383766132
i would say thats /sci/ and /a/ trying to get catgirls a reality

>>383765918
ask him what console he plays on then kill him regardless of what he says while screaming about shit taste

>>383766232
But I don't have that gay shit garb.
fuck gerudo outfit

>>383766297
I think /his/ would just be the legion but more roman roleplaying

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This is Ulysses call him a faggot

>>383766494
like, gay sex?

>>383766494
/tg/ could probably help them with the roleplaying. Hell, fa/tg/uys'd probably end up being a valuable commodity for their creative thinking.

>>383766326
It's not gay! It's made for Voes!

>>383766606
That and probably an accurate roman government
but mostly gay sex

>>383766198
With a clueless expression on his face he "high elves? is that some sort vault dweller slang?"
>>383766325
before you can gather enough courage question the man of his obviously shit taste you notice something, the short hooded figure is wearing a slave collar what do you do?

>Issac banged Bishop's girl
shieeeet is he dead?

>>383766682
If I wear that shit more than 1 second, I probably will be raped instantly

>>383761982
Yeah, I'm pretty hungry so that'd be sweet.

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>yfw you're not Roy Phillips

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>>383762695
>Tfw entered /d/ vault by mistake

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>>383766741
Ask him if he wishes to purchase Skyrim Pipboy Edition™ for the Vault-Tec© Pipboy™ system

>>383767162
Aim for the horsecocks

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ATTENTION ALL VAULT RESIDENTS

Due to contraband games being found in vault resident areas a mandatory cavity search is now in progress. All residents please assume your inspection positions and await the all clear signal. Violators will undergo mandatory TRAP reeducation. Residents with a clear record are permitted the full ration of chicken tenders in tomorrow's meal.

>>383766095
>/out/ has become the law of the area they're in
>/an/ doesn't give a fuck about Deathclaws yet hates Pitbulls more then anything else
>/vip/ live lives of luxury
>/vp/ has an arena where two beasts fight each other
>/wsg/ collect videos to show to each other
>/gif/ tapes the deaths of other people
>/aco/ really wants to fuck Vault Girl
>/x/ is trying to figure out who The Stranger is
>/his/ is really just The Legion under a different coat of paint
>/qst/ does real life quests
>/tg/ is now the Brotherhood of Steel of the location

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>>383767308
oh well least i didn't participate in this contraband nonsense so im safe when its all over

>>383767363
So who is The Stranger?

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>>383767308
W-what happens at TRAP reeducation?

>>383767478
moot himself.

>>383766539
No it's cool he brought the muskets with him, latest pre-war tech.

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>>383767478
dis nigga

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>>383767363
>see vault girl's creator
>he's a concubine for a bunch of guys wearing blue mouse mask

>>383757272
>>383767308
what games are considered contraband?

>>383767363
>>/qst/ does real life quests
Sounds fun

>>383767662
The quests all invariably drag on too long, devolving into waifu-wars and pointless filler.

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.

50 caps says this reliable 10mm pistol that's in perfect condition won't blow my brains out. Trust me, I got max Luck.
[Luck] 9

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>>383767363
Due to this broad connection of vaults, there is most likely going to be a necessary economic proposal or two.


So, let's say that we make an economy out of each boards' ability to provide.

We know what each board seeks to consume, but what board will seek to provide, and what will they provide?


HARD MODE: /qst/ and /fit/ can never team up, nor can /tg/ and /pol/ can't provide services unless absolutely necessary.

>>383767983
Make it 100 caps
[Jinxed]

>>383768025
How about the currency is just (You)s?

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>>383767983
[bloody mess]

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umm overseer..

theres a room full of sexbots inside a blocked out section of the vault.

should we free them?

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>>383767492
The TRAP or "Tertiary Relaxation and Antidepressant Provider" program makes residents that have been found to cause civil unrest in the vault be more useful vault citizens. Sorry, but level 3 access is required for detailed reports on the TRAP program. Participation in the program is voluntary unless enacted as a punishment.

>>383767658
Contraband games include games brought from the outside world, games modified by vault residents, and games explicitly banned by the vault overseer.

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*Turns of jukebox, and lights a cigarette.*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6PreqIz6o

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>>383768159
>sexbots
No Synths. Real robots.

>>383768130
Sure, we have a template for currency.
What's valued by the (You)'s?

We can't let /vip/ inflate the (You)'s value, and we'd probably need to give incentive for /biz/ to deflate it so things are affordable.

>>383767662
>/toy/'s taken over entire areas through weaponized toys
>/soc/ meetups always end up with death
>/mu/ hosts radio stations
>/n/ sets up trade routes for others to go through
>/int/'s an inner war between Americans and Commies
>/biz/ sells general goods to other vaults
>/g/ hacks terminals to get information on other vaults
>/vr/'s a cult focused on the greatest game of all time, Pong
>/c/ sells slave girls they think are cute
>/ck/ sustains themselves for 500 years
>every few years the boards work together

>>383768159
*Hands you a bottle of vodka*
Sounds like a good time to me, lets turn em on.

>>383768335
>/toy/ is lead by Arlen Glass

>>383768193
[Speech] The previous TRAP program overseer rage-quit and told me I was in charge now. I'll need to know the details in order to manage the program properly.

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>>383768063
Deal. Watch this...
[Luck Check] em 0

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>>383768193
you can take my modded vidya from my cold dead hands you fucking commie

>>383768461
off by one kenobi

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lucky cricket and her caravan arrive outside the vault

impressed with your vault's arsenal (thanks to /k/) she indicates that she and her assistans willing to do *anything* to be able to trade with the vault's armory

as overseer, whats your course of action

>>383768732
"No way, fag."

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>>383760716
stole from furries

>>383768732
3D women are not important

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ATTENTION ALL VAULT RESIDENTS

We have come across a proposition from an outsider group who has been camping in view of our front area for three days now.

They have an abundance of sausage, vodka, radiation medication, foreign-made weaponry, military camo and have started to play guitar.

We have interpreted from their broken English they received a communication from /k/ and /vg/ scout parties to come here. They want to show us some interesting, mystical floating objects.

Please welcome our new guests with a hearty, "Come in, don't stand there".

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>>383768732

>>383768915
CHEEKI BREEKI

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>>383768915

>>383768915
>/vg/ scout parties
is that real

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>>383768915
>vodka, radiation medication
why did you list vodka twice comrade?

>pic related
the outsiders

>>383769079
kill everyone except the one on the right

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>>383768475
|Validating voice command..........your command is valid.|

Welcome TRAP program overseer! The TRAP was designed by the primary vault overseer after extensive research on the current vault population. The program is designed to intake citizens designated as having "shit taste" and through numerous surgeries and modifications turn them into a female lookalike. Hypnosis will make them compliant to the overseers wishes and modify their personality.These subjects will then be released into the general vault population over the course of the next year as part of an experiment. Would you like to know more?

>>383768475
Malcompliance detected. A security team has been dispatched to your location. Please assume the inspection position.

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here are your G.O.A.T scores /v/ be sure to wake up early tomorrow to report on your new jobs

1-hairdresser
2-vault engineer
3-garbage burner
4-vault teacher
5-vault physician
6-vault security guard

7-tunnel snake
8-guy we send outside to get supplies
9-water chip maintenance
0-you failed, re roll

dubs, trips or quads- overseer

>>383769313
meant to quote
>>383768454
for the first one

>>383769365
Oh man, I always wanted to be a vault teacher.

>>383769365
no shit jobs please

>>383769365
Engineering is fun, although I know nothing.

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>>383769079
Finally my Jaypee brethren have come to rescue me

>>383769365
Jobs check em

>>383769365
rolling for tunnel snake

>>383769365
Fingers crossed.

>>383769365
Physician get, hope you lads like having your dick chopped off when you have a cold ;)

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>>383769365
Let's go.

>>383769365
>>383769509
Wait a second, does that mean I'm responsible if the fucking thing breaks and have to get the replacement parts?

>>383769365
give me a job

>>383769365
Can't wait to serve my vault

>>383769565
Doctor huh? Nice.

>>383769313
>Would you like to know more.
Please feed out what things are listed under the category of shit taste for me.

>>383769576
Yea now go fucking get our new water chip, because we're overdue for a replacement and all we've got is piss for refreshments.

>>383769576
you accompany the 8 guys when they go outside, youll be given caps and equipment if necessary

>>383769365
I hate these damn tests.

>>383769365
rolling for supply runner