no jive turkies allowed
Aren't Jive Turkeys good in groovy speak?
>>381042083
Incorrect.
>>381041801
>Meanwhile at the Atari production plant
https://youtu.be/WNCwuLakZOI
>gruesome Sinistar reboot with AAA budget and interesting campaign
>>381041801
>New Atari Console
I've been gone for a week, what the fuck are you talking about OP?
>>381042236
ataribox.com
>>381042236
>this daddio hasn't heard about the ataribox
>>381042083
Well sheeee.
You don't know a roshambo from runaround, turkey.
Ain't copasetic at all.
Will they do it? Will they give us E.T. 2?
/r/ing bob ross wojak painting sales chart going up
>>381042196
I swear the dad in that photo is a certain man who would contribute to the meme magic
>tfw jive turkeys dont get no atari boxo
they just dont get it man
>>381042339
>Those pictures
>>381042236
The King using it's normiebux from mobile apps to ressurect the Atari console as we speak.
Watch the teaser, daddio.
What will the madmen at Atari crank out for their next controller?
>>381042623
It's a modular controller so the amount of plastic crap you have to store is reduced
>>381042083
Jive Turkey is 70's nog-speak for bullshitter.
>>381042443
What the fuck are you on about, anon?
>>381042623
Fully woodgrain vaporchamber for your hands
>>381041801
>>381041462
>>381041719
DONEEE
>>381042902
B-BUT WHERE IS THE PAINTBRUSH
A-ATARI GAMES WEREN'T THAT BAD, STOP LAUGHING
>Entirely new flavor of shitposting and even more exclusives to dangle infront of fags
I am so hyped it's affecting my health.
>yfw they somehow actually make a good console with good exclusives
>>381043013
HAVE A POINTER INSTEAD
Working at the first Atari factory seemed like the best gig.
>>381043413
THAT DEFEATES TTHE WHOLE POINT OF BOB ROSSF REE WREE ReEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's gonna be like the NES classic, right? Atari's not actually making a real new console...right?
If Atari actually pulls off some kick ass console that appeals to enthusiasts I will be totally hype. It's probably not going to happen though.
>>381043925
They already have classics with the Flashback
They want a piece of that modern pie
>>381043925
>Modern parts
>Not just a collection, they're taking in new devs
Is the only two points of info we have on it.
>>381042623
It'll be a big red head band that reads your thoughts for input.
>>381044245
>taking in new devs
Got a source on that, sparky?
>>381044394
Literally just open the official site.
>>381043817
FINE HERE'S YOUR PAINT BRUSH FUCK
Since Nintendo doesn't have the hardware to legitimately compete with XB1/PS4, Atari decides to compete with Nintendo with similar hardware specs.
2 console wars. Calling it right now.
reposting from other thread:
Rumor has it Atari's new console is being developed in conjunction with Amazon. Here's some ideas on what could be:
>console is named Atari Amazon
>Similar internal build to a PS4 Pro
>Amazon and Atari go around collecting IPs from Midway and other companies who had hits on their past consoles and in arcades long ago
>games harken back to the good ol' days of couch co-op and arcadey gameplay
>get amazing deals with Amazon Prime on games
Pic related is what could be, imagine the fucking possibilities. All these IPs, all the literal fun to be had. Would this get you guys hype?
>>381044517
>>381043925
Get ready, Ninten-year-olds.
Papa's about to take off his belt and put you in your place.
I'm ready
>>381044517
THAT DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE SALES CHART REEEEEEEE
Do we even have a reveal date (or at least a window)?
So is this "new console" gonna actually be new tech or a Mini NES situation where it just plays your old games?
>>381044587
>hydro thunder
No chance, Microsoft owns it now and I doubt MS would have have any third-party games that aren't Minecraft
>>381044812
"Expect more info in the coming weeks/months".
>>381044845
Well, they are looking for new devs to make it and work on games, so I would guess its a new console
fun atari
>>381044587
>Atari Amazon
Atari Fire
>>381044587
>New Blood
>New Primal Rage
>New Smash TV
>All on a console as powerful as the market leader
My heart can't take it.
>>381044885
K thx
>>381044845
They have the Flashback for Mini NES shit
>>381044697
>Papa's about to take off his belt
>>381044759
AHAHAHAH SORRY FAGGOT I ALREADY CLOSED THE PSD
>MFW I DIDN'T SAVE IT
It honestly makes some sense.
So many indie devs only use pixel art and shit, and if they go that angle, they would have an entire market, a console that isn't really graphically intense and goes for the indie style.
>console just turns out to be a powerful nostalgia machine with nothing in store for the generations of people who never played on a 2600
>>381044845
STOP BEING RETARDED
IT IS ALREADY CONFIRMED TO BE USING MODERN TECH BASED ON UP TO DATE HARDWARE
STOP ASKING STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS THAT CAN ANSWERED WITH A SIMPLE FUCKING GOOGLE SEARCH
RE
TARD
Turned out better than I expected.
>>381043925
She needs a joystick if you get my drift.
>>381045064YOUNG MAN
>>381045246
>2018
>Ataribox is on sale
>reviewed everywhere
>Motherfuckers still posting "Is this some sort of NES mini?" in threads
I want it to be good and successful.
But I know it won't.
>>381045306
Hero! Feel like trying to draw Afrojak with all of the prizes from the Swordquest contest??
GODDAMNIT OP YOU SHOULD'VE POSTED A PASTA ABOUT WHAT WE KNOW
SO MANY RETARDS IN THIS THREAD SPECULATING DUMB SHIT BASED ON THEIR OWN BRAINDEAD IMAGINATION
>>381045475
This
It won't stick because what exclusives will it even have? Pacman and that's it?
Even as an idort I won't buy a console just for pacman.
>>381045306
thanks doc
>>381045584
Read the thread before posting garbage. Thanks
>>381045584
Even if it's PacmanWorld 4?
>>381045475
In this day and age it's all about the marketing. If they play the retro-Disco shit for all it's worth I could see them punching a hole in the market on pure memery alone.
I mean look at this thread, it's just everyone having a good laugh.
>>381045637
Go fuck yourself kid.
>>381044587
kek, this is going to be a disaster
only company i trust to get into the vidya business nowadays is like google and maybe virgin, and in the case of google, they'd probably use their god awful android framework.
im a huge fan of amazon but i dont see how this could possibly be a success, especially with that horrible lineup of games
>>381045475
Knock that candy-ass depressed numale shit off, you jive turkey.
Use your vibes for good, not evil.
>>381045542
Maybe, but I've done about four today so it's break time.
>>381045770
>If they play the retro-Disco shit for all it's worth I could see them punching a hole in the market on pure memery alone.
SHO NUFF! AH HAAAAAAAA!!
>>381045637
>thanks doc
>>381045770
This. I legitimately haven't seen /v/ this chill over a console ever.
>>381045801
Get outta here you jivin'-ass punk.
>>381045927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJDPz4guxOQ
>>381045674
>>381045584
>>381045801
see
>>381044587
>calling an Atari fan kid
Queer
>>381044587
>Ready 2 Rumble Boxing
"Big" Willy Johnson boys WW@?
>>381045803
The fact that you'd trust Google to do vidya not terribly means your opinion is invalid.
>>381046043
You can be 40+ and still act like massive manchild.
Throw more tantrums, kids.
BURRRN BABY BURN
>>381041801
Hey guys. PC Master Race here. Just chilling with my fucking RAD bro, Atari. What's that? You say I'm already on there? Oh, you're talking about that obese neckbeard PC 'Gamer'. What a faggot. I bet he goes to Reddit and not 4chan like me and my pal here. Catch ya later faggots!
SCCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRCHHHHHHHHHH
>>381044587
Burgertime Returns could legit be an Odyssey killer.
>Nintenjives
>Xturkeys
Help me think of one for Sony.
>>381046319
Ahahahaha amazing
>>381046495
>Sonuckleheads
>>381046495
Sonyppies
>>381046171
You are shockingly retarded, boy.
>company is called Atari
>retarded Japanese developers will think they are a Japanese company and put unironic weebshit on it
>worst case scenario, Atari buys the rights to the games and ports them themselves, like they did decades ago
Will we get Blood 3?
>>381046595
Perfect.
God bless the Atari. /v/ needed some genuinely fresh shitposting material.
>>381046613
I like this one.
>>381046620
Good let the anger flow through you.
You know how I know?because atari 2600 was my first console and I am a huge manchild.
>>381041801
>>381046032
Atari right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
>>381046319
>PCcats acting like they can even touch ataribros
>>381044874
Updated the image since people pointed out that Hydro Thunder could never ever be bought out by Amazon or Atari
>>381046802
Blood 2 was abysmal. I would presume they would want to remedy that first.
>>381046802
I truly hope they just reboot it entirely instead continuing after the abomination that was 2.
I hope it's basically a watered down and more managed PC. I want it to be a platform designed with no generations in mind, so that games can run on future versions of the console without needing to be updated to run better. Basically like how smartphone games work, but more managed by Amazon/Atari. I'd also want Amazon/Atari to mandate all games support both keyboard/mouse and controller. I wouldn't be upset if online wasn't free if it was at least included with Amazon Prime.
>>381045475
we can meme it into a success
if we can meme trump into the white house we can meme a console into living rooms
Hey stampede, how 'bout a poem?
I despise wojaks but this is pretty good stuff
>>381045803
>horrible lineup of games
>>381046919
>Implying we're not best friends.
I'm sorry, Atari. You don't get to make that claim when you had E.T.
>Lousy Xturkeys ruining my buzz with their negative energy
>Literal console to pander to oldfags
Could actually work since oldfags are the ones with money.
>>381046887
I don’t care enough about your worthless opinion to continue replying so enjoy autistically getting the last word in with a smug reaction image, you complete and utter fucking cookie cutter of a shitposting moron.
this is pretty amusing
shame it'll likely be overdone and worn out by the end of the week.
>>381044587
>primal rage
Holy shit. Just make it cheap Switch like hardware and I'm there. I can legit get behind this.
>>381047029
MAKE IT SO
>>381046904
>I'm going nowhere
>somebody help me
>>381042395
Am I having a stroke?
>>381047168
Sorry daddio but there's only room for Atari, ya dig?
>>381047261
NO IT WON'T
ATARITARDS FOREVERbut yeah
PLEASE, someone put ataritard here.
>>381047387
Don't be slackin' my man, you we can run it down for a clap if you willin' to keep a good vibration.
'sall good. Sheeee
>>381047261
DREAM ON, CHUMP
ATARI WILL NEVER DIE
>>381041801
By my count, this is the 59th version of this same thread just today.
>>381045475
>I know
How motherfucker? Are you a fortune teller?
Needs a happy ataritard with a subtle coke spot up his nose.
i feel like atari man listens to a lot of great 60's and 70's music
>>381047029
2016: /pol/ elects Trump
2017: /v/ makes Atari the 8th gen winner by making disco great againthrough vaporwave and a e s t h e t i c s which borrow heavily from disco
2018: Ataridomination as the xboxx and ps4.5 bust
>>381047679
>Having any serious hope on this
LMAO@YOUR LIFE
>>381046919
See >>381047169
We shall channel our Chi, comrade.
>implying graffix matter, though.
>IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE XBONE EDITS /V/ MADE YEARS AGO
>>381047261
You are clearly new to /v/ if you think they do anything but beat dead horses until they are beating skeletons.
PONG: REVENGEANCER
PONG DX REMASTER
TANK BATTLRZ: LIT FIRE HASHTAG
>Ataritard
>Not
>Atard
?
>>381047471
Someone already made one, but I forgot to save it. Hapoefully another groovy cat has it.
I've been out of the loop. Can someone give me a quick rundown?
>>381047421
I'm pretty sure there's TWO seats, bucko.
Wouldn't want to get GIBBED, when I punch your lights out, would you?
And besides. We can escort these peasants to the brighter future that is Atari and PC combined. Why must we fight, Brother? We both want the same thing.
Fucking awesome vidyagames.
>tfw a majority of these threads' responders are young enough to have grandparents whose played 2600s as kids
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>381047971
Atari's releasing a new console. Ataribox.
>>381047971
Who's this futuristic-looking chump?
Who's side is Intel on?
>>381048070
Zeke
>>381047939
Ataritard
Ata-ritard
Ata-retard
>>381047971
that years old meme of atari planning on releasing new hardware turned out to be legit. The new console even has wood paneling on it like the 2600
>>381047971
>Atari confirmed they're working on a new console
>confirmed to use PC parts and NOT be a retro box
>mysterious partner, some say Amazon but no valid evidence of this
>ataribox.com
My guess is that the "console" is just a box for a game streaming service like PSNow, except for PC games. It makes a lot of sense that the partner would be Amazon in that case, they have the server infrastructure to run a game streaming service and the money to try to break into the market. Maybe that's what they mean when they say it's based on PC technology.
>>381048094
The wrong one
>>381047745
Kiss was at it's best in the seventies and the 80s murdered them forever.
I just needed to get that off my chest, sorry.
>>381048094
>>381048227
>PC has his hand on the shoulder of nintendo kid
heh.
>>381047971
>Rothschilds bow to Atari
>In contact with space invaders
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>command missiles with an iron but fair fist
>own swordquest treasures globally
>Direct descendants of torr and tara
>>381047835
You sound like some kinda damn soviet commie with that talk, turkey.
>>381048336
Add some deep cuts and lacerations and that's pretty spot on.
>tfw Atari revives disco Star Wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3kV3Icm28
>>381048227
Holy shit I'm dying
>>381047896
>woodgrain and aluminium
UUUUUUNGH MUH DICK
>>381045475
It will fail for one key reason. It won't have Japan's support, their support is already behind Sony.
Ataribox is going to have nothing but bottom-of-the-barrel licensed crap to it's name. And will be stupidly expensive compared to other consoles.
If they were smart, they'd do like Nintendo and make something cheap and portable, their games are at their core simple and don't need PS4 tier hardware.
>in b4 underage b&
I played 2600 as a kid, fuck off.
>Atari
>Asari
>Atari box = Asari box
>>381048643
have you seen the video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WNsmCpdhhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aL7x3ESiUw
>>381048707
see
>>381046930
Atari can pull off some quality exclusives if put into the right hands.
Enjoy your Pong Machine you walrus mustached faggots! I hope you hang yourselves with your sweat headbands.
>>381048395
>>381048675
They said it's "based on PC technology". IF it's just a pre built PC that runs Windows, it'll already have all the weebshit on Steam.
>>381048458
>He doesn't channel his Chi
>>381048336
Ways to improve:
>>381048471
Plus a pentagram on the computer.
A ghostly figure of a cybernetic hybrid floats above it as a result of the "bonding" process.
read; the blood ritual/sacrifice (slicing yourself to pieces on all the sharp parts) that binds PC to owner as they construct it, It exists because of you, solely for you, to serve you.
Add clapping to the peasants; but the look of concern.
>>381048816
Doubt they're going to find the right people.
>>381048834
>Donkey Kong NEVER EVER
>>381048281
its ok dude we're here to vent and talk about the greatness of atari
Why do sonybros hate Trump so much?
>>381041801
I really like this Atari wojack. Makes console war shitposting alot less insufferable. Good work on the solution.
>>381048762
AESTHETIC
woodgrain gives me morning wood
>>381048675
>implying Japan won't release some VIP Quality games for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxlCsVKkvY
>>381049074
>trying to inject politics into something that isn't political
Is this you?
>>381048908
Steam has only a fraction of all the Jap games Sony gets, though. If PC has to wait years to get fucking shovelware like valyrie drive or neptunia, the Ataribox won't even get japshit.
>>381048908
>Even the new Ataribox is a Console-PC freak-baby.
We're so proud of our new child. Hope he grows up right.
BASED Atari rises from the ashes to save gaming
2017 couldn't get any better
>>381044587
>games harken back to the good ol' days of couch co-op and arcadey gameplay
this sounds too good to be true, and even if it is I´m afraid it wouldn´t last for long, considering the direction the industry is headed
>>381049246
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
WE HAD AN INFILTRATOR!
>>381048762
Wood grain makes everything look better
>>381049198
disgusting and revolting.
thank god reddit exists to contain redditard otherwise they would flood this place
>>381048395
>>381048395
>>381048395
>>381049246
Most consoles are based on PC technology you donut.
I worry that Nintendo/Sony/Microsoft are too ingrained in the console market for Atari to stand a chance
>>381049525
That's a sick fuckin' ride!
>>381049608
Then they owe it to us anyway!
>>381049525
holy FUCK that is a R A D car.post more woodgrain[spoiler/]
>>381049634
Let the manchildren dream
Is Atari Wojak winning?
this is such a terrible idea, and i'm sure nintendo's success with the nes mini is why this is happening.
>>381049809
>winning
We don't even have the stupid console yet.
You fags are getting super hyped and you are going to kill yourselves when it fails.
>yfw it uses carts
>>381041801
i thought it was just a plug and play console with their old shit, like NES classic (or whatever it was called).
are they actually trying to give it hardware competitive with ps4/xbone and new games? or will it be some half assed ouya thing only for playing indie trash?
>>381048908
It's more likely that it means that it's something like an x86 chipset.
>>381049830
Atari has been releasing retroboxes before the NES mini you retardumb, this is supposedly a new console with contemporary games.
>>381049732
Well, could you owe it to us to not post images for ants?
>>381049882
hi neogaf
>>381049927
forgot image
>>381049971
then it's a really bad idea, which further proves my point.
This is gonna be like the Dreamcast all over again
Battlefield and Cawwadooty killer incoming
>>381050028
I am idort though, cry harder.
This console is nothing but pandering to manchildren.
It will fail once the manchildren notice that it doesn't bring them their childhood days back.
I doubt it's a bonafide console because they're releasing it mid generation. The PS4 and Xbox One are so established that it makes no sense for people to buy a new console with a much smaller game library. By the time an Atari box has a library comparable to what the PS4 and Xbox One have now, it'll be time for the PS5 and the next Xbox anyways. The only appeal an Atari box would have is that it's more powerful than the base PS4 and Xbox One, but the PS4 Pro and Xbox One X exist and have more games. This is either monumentally retarded, not coming out for several years, or not what we think it is.
>>381049946
There's the 8th iteration of their Flashback plug-n-play coming out in September, but this isn't it. The Ataribox is a literal new console.
>>381049758
W O O D G R A I N
>>381050115
So it's going to be great?
>>381041801
Yfw it's just going to be like pic related
Anyone have the background gif for these? I wanted to try a quick and dirty saturday night fever dance animation.
>>381047645
>>381045927
>>381041801
>>381050131
Y-YEAH! T-THAT'S RIGHT!
>>381043925
>Atari-tan
>No 80s anime fashion
Boooo
Pong shall kill off every other tennis franchise.
>>381041801
ayy
>>381050236
The higher they rise.
>>381050041
Who gives a fuck. These threads are groovy, plus we're guranteed a shitstorm if it flops or succeeds.
>>381050346
Yeah, boy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjbVmX1_wh8
>>381041801
>Atari returns and kills Microsoft
>Sega returns and kills Sony
ARE WE GOING BACK?
>>381042236
>outing yourself as a daddio
Kek
>>381050028
>Leave the exclusive be.
>>381050115
It's gonna be the best console?
>>381049982
Okay anon.
>>381050660
You're not using the terminology right, man.
Old people don't play videogames.
>>381047029
4chan had nothing to do with Trump winning.
>>381050158
>they're releasing it mid generation
First of all, we don't even have a date for the announcement of the goddamn thing. It could release in 2020 for all we know.
Second, there's nothing stopping them from starting a new generation themselves.
Third, generations are already a mess. The Wii U was somewhere in between 8th and 7th, and the Switch just released this year after a mid console PS4 refresh with a Bone refresh later in the year. Generations mean absolutely nothing at the moment and I don't think they will ever again.
Atari CAN pull this off. They just have to execute things perfectly
>>381050823
Don't be jive turkeyin' me boy, I have more game than e
>>381050608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v6cYXcocNI
OH YEAH BABY
>>381050206
>>381050764
How did that work out for them? You all are hyping yourself up, but this is only going to end in tragedy, especially if they release this shit in the middle of the current console cycle.
>>381050660
You are the exact opposite of a cool cat. Stop posing and let it sink in natual.
>>381041801
I want it to be good and replace xbonex, that shit is better off dead
I NEED THAT DANCEFLOOR BACKGROUND
>>381048395
How can any other console fucking compete with this?
>>381050995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjzw92IlscM
>>381043925
>Atari tan
>no afro
>no porn stache
>no early 80's fashion at the very least
>>381051001
Nobody here is hyping up anything. We're just having fun shitposting and speculating. I'm sorry you're so underage you can't even understand the irony.
>>381051306
>>381050897
Shh..... Don't remind them that it was old people who don't browse 4chan that compromised the vast majority of Trump's voters, or that the age group that dominates 4chan, went for Hillary by a huge margin...
>>381050906
The WiiU sold horribly. The Switch only works mid generation because it's seen as a replacement to the 3ds by a lot of people, which was due for replacement. It's a bad idea to release a home console right now, which is why I doubt that's what this is.
>>381041801
I welcome our new groovy overlord.
Well, /v/? Who would be their mascot?
>>381051209
M8, I didn't save the PSD for that. the BG element was 4 overlaid disco lights images.
>>381051515
General Custer
>>381047896
at this point I will be genuinely upset if it doesn't have woodgrain.
>>381051552
It's alright. Looking at it now, I can see which gifs/pictures you used and can try and re-create it.
>>381041801
Please love me. I want to be good!Is there anybody out there?
Is there anybody out there?
Is there anybody out there?
Is there anybody out there
>>381051515
>kratos is sony's mascot
Pretty pathetic 2bh.
you people are fucking faggots holy shit, you already created a flame war image?
>>381051724
good luck! one element was the original bg flipping every few frames, and then two separate that i pulled from google and arranged over it, one more to the left, the other to the right.
>>381051515
>>381051816
Our console's not even in production and you've already lost!
>>381051816
-The Sign Painter
>>381049758
unfortunately, wood grain only really works when you have relatively straight, flat bodylines.
>>381051515
the pixel from Adventure
>>381051727
How's evolve doing these days?
>>381045306
thank you fellow warlordbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1DfUBmrPTE
>>381051515
probably a centipede monster or some new sprite model from one of their classic arcade games
lmao why is atari tan so groovy whats the story behind it
sorry if it was during E3 i only watchednintendo
>>381044587
>from Midway
Pretty sure Warner Brothers purchased all of the Miday titles just to get Mortal Kombat.
>>381052101
The 70's.
>>381052046
Better than Stillborn.
It would of been better if they didn't gut the entire game out when it went F2P.
Or just went with a server browser and mod support.
>>381052116
Except Crusin, which Nintendo got the Rights to and just released a new game
>>381051903
Thanks for the info. are there any layers that you do have?
>>381052184
Look on the steam charts, though. The spike DIRECTLY co-incides with the DROP in Battleborn players.
>>381051515
>implying Sony's mascot isn't Norman Reedus
>>381051816
hey lay off the bogue brother! cut the cheese!
>>381052184
>"I think I lost the beat, but..."
>>381052184
>Better than Stillborn.
That's damning by faint praise if I ever heard it.
>>381051515
>>381051379
much better
>>381052392
What?
Fuck sakes, I did it again didn't I?
>>381052116
They may have purchased them but what are they doing with them? It wouldn't surprise me if WB just sells a few for some extra cash.
Again, this is just a "what if" scenario, a possibility in this weird Bizarro universe we are now living in
>>381052427
YESSSSSSS
>>381042789
>Turkey
>Crackers
Why is it always food?
>>381049758
>>381052116
>>381052503
all I want is a home port of Carnevil. Is that really too much to ask
>>381052554
You know why, spaghetti-o.
>>381052554
because blacks are dumb and only think about immediate base concepts like food and sex?
>>381052553
EDF?
gimme some skin baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzmI3vAIhbE
Post ultimate 70s movies. Neo80s was great a few years ago before Vaporwave or whatever they call it killed it. Make 2017 the 201/70s/
thread theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY
Does Sony even have a hope of competing with Atari's groove?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3svW8PM_jc
Post more 70's music
>>381047029
>>381047772
>/pol/tards still think they were pulling the strings when the speech proved /tv/ was just using them to have someone else take the fall
>>381052890
does 1981 count? early 80's might as well be late 70's
>>381051515
>>381052978
No, this is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
>>381053054
I haven't seen that in at least ten years. Good call Anon.
>>381050481
God what happened to music.
>>381048675
well for one, the xbox one doesn't either and it's doing just fine. and two, maybe this has a chance of being the new original xbox, and getting some amazing jap exclusives like the og xbox had like ninja gaiden black and JSRF
I'll only buy it if they have a numpad on the controller
Sonyngger here. I honestly want the Atari console to be good. I think it'd be fucking hilarious
Oh man I'm loving them wojack.
>>381045306
I am grateful, practitioner
>>381053161
That song can't be because it is 1985 you fucking idiot.
>>381053318
If I had to guess I'd say piracy made major labels too afraid to take risks and started going with the safest bets imaginable since the late 90's/early 2000's. Good stuff still exists but you have to find it. Something like Death Grips will never get too big these days though it might have in the 90's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQDawNlGQ3c
>>381053537
I'd be glad for another successful console.
Active competition will cut this half-console upgrade shit in the bud before it truly settles as the norm.
Of course, there is a chance that Atari succumbs to this evil as well, but we'll see.
>All these 70's memes/jargon
A fun thread? On /v/?
Hey all you cool hepcats, who else is gonna buy that sweet sweet Skyrim for the Ataribox when it comes out?
>>381053873
>>381053873
>Ataribox Skyrim pre-order comes with exclusive DLC Daedric quest that adds a new class of magic into the game, based out of the Bard's college
Still wouldn't buy it, but I could jive with that.
>>381053318
The Internet.
The internet single handedly killed the album, which was the cornerstone of the music industry.
coupled with Music basically reaching its arguable peak in the early 90's, there was only one way to go and that was down.
the rest of the 90's were corporate manufactured music. The internet killing the album meant that singles became the new cornerstone. everything rides on that single. that means that studios take less risks and play it safe, and micromanage every aspect of the industry to ensure maximum profit and as few losses as possible.
as such, there are no break out hits anymore. part of the reason is nobody really listens to the radio anymore. everyone just goes to youtube or itunes or facebook. So where a smalltime indie musician or group used to send their material to their local station to play, and a producer would hear it and pick them up, that doesnt happen anymore, and those musicians go to youtube instead, or bandcamp, and just basically eschew publishers and producers alltogether.
so what's left as "mainstream" music is the prepackaged corporate shit, and if you want actual good shit you have to dig deep for it.
Also, we've reached a point where we sort of subconsciously realize music is shit, so we glorify 80's music, since it was the last time there was anything new and experimental, and original.
tl;dr, internet killed music, along with the popularization of rap and hip hop.
>>381053871
>>381053873
Hey man, your aura is... off. Something buggin' you?
Alright, but who will be the modern GCC to make the *good* games for it once the in-house developers become irate and high all the time?
t. Father was a GCC dev who was right smack in the center of Atari 2600/7800 happenings
>>381053732
Atari was still relevant you stupid idiot.
>>381053318
The same thing that's happening to consoles right now, my man.
>>381053746
>another Slayd5k fan
Ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXfjeAsvCJU
>>381051515
My vote goes to ET.
>>381054523
Kids wiki some shit and think they know. The Atari consoles and computers were ubiquitous with the 80's. kek.
>>381053127
underrated
>>381042196
I bet /fa/ would kill for those jackets
>>381053537
Lets team up pal. Let the Nintendo/Xbox fans have their little circle jerk. Nintendo is Atari's enemy.
>>381051515
Caleb from Blood of course.
If the Ataribox has Amazon's backing, it has a very real chance of blowing the fuck out of Sony and the console market.
>>381054785
Exactly. There are still some ultra-wizards shitposting on the Atari BBS with their riced 800xl's to this VERY DAY
Atari was hueg back in the day. Imagine Microsoft, Apple, and HP all combined into one. It was -the- company
>>381053391
Xbox is doing fine because america and uk love it, partialy because it´s an american console. Europe mainland most people don´t know what an xbox is, while playstation is synonymous with console gaming.
>>381044587
Where's RIddick in that list?
>>381054440
I'm not jivin' you my man, skyrim is gonna be sweet on the new atari box
>>381044937
Fire Kojima
>>381054969
>Not pictured: Lime green shag pile carpet
>>381055020
>There are still some ultra-wizards shitposting on the Atari BBS with their riced 800xl's to this VERY DAY
Fuck me, I believe it. I used to own an ST 520. I miss that gray keyboard/brick so much.
i enjoy these atari threads
>pacman
>pitfall
>galaga
NOOO NINTENBROS WE WERE ALMOST DONE ASSIMILATING ATARI!!! WHYYYY
>>381045246
scared of a bunch of water, then get out the rain
>>381055178
>Preorder Skyrimâ„¢ Atari UHD Edition for exclusive legacy weapons pack, featuring the hotest weapons from Pitfallâ„¢ BERZERKâ„¢ Adventureâ„¢ and more!
>>381051515
>Sony
>Not Ricky Bobby
>>381052553
I think Sony not having a single, constantly present character between PS1, PS2, and PS3 is what really hindered PSASBR in the marketing game.
I mean, there's also the fact that it was a bad game, but you know.
Atari has been bought and then liquidated like four times.
>>381055496
>Pacman
>Atari
You fucking retard.
Shaping up nicely bros. Am i missing any?
>>381055760
these are great
>>381055760
You should honestly just kill yourself at this point.
>you will never go back to Canada in the 1980s when everything was nice and peaceful and the problems hadn't started yet
>you will never be comfy with your atari in a peaceful suburb
>>381049927
>>381050031
>yfw skyrim gets ported
>>381055760
I'll post the ones of mine you're missing.
>Atari comes back
>Coleco is still dead
>>381055760
>>381055983
This smug meme's for you, kiddo.
>>381045343THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN, I SAID
>>381055723
I may or may not be able to help get Ms. Pac-Man back into the 21st century. There aren't any new games with her, since the license stipulates that the original designers of the game - GCC - get a cut. But it's uh, in the family so I could try and convince people to go convince people etc.....
>>381055347
I'm pretty sure my 800xl will outlast every other electronic device I own. I've never seen a broken one
>>381056014
>suicidal tendencies
appropriate considering they did a song calledsend me your money
>>381052427
Has anyone played the 360 Yars Revenge? Was it any good?
>>381053746
>Something like Death Grips will never get too big
Fucking hope so, its more noise than most pop is today.
>dude
>dude lamao
>dude
>screaming into a microphone with absolutely no backing tune, beat, track or fucking anything but more mindless sampled noise
>dude
>weedlmao
>>381041801
I can't imagine it being anything special, I mean where are they going to get the money for it?
>>381041801
You got the fever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXTy4Coo59c
Does anybody else think that Jotaro from JoJo would work well as Atari Wojack.
He sure looks fitting to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
Post your groovy tunes, /v/
>>381056562
Atari is like sega, they don't need to do anything because they own distribution rights on EVERYTHING. They're like the video game equivalent of one of those mega corporations you've never heard of, but it turns out they make 50% of the media made in america
This one goes out to you, /Atari/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncUbHiqw1Rk
>>381056428
They are tanks. Everything they built was unkillable. How many overheating, red-ringing $400 self-bricking funboxes have we seen since?
>>381055496
Whoops, you meant cryingmeme9meme.jpg, the one with the mario hat. Sloppy false flagging, anon.
Do kids today know that Atari had the best video game music of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H_6b5t_6b8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSJslbvJzRg
what even happened to atari, they made some great stuff then just peaced out for awhile
>>381056562
>Where
Either kickstarter or the holding company that has them now is going to take a gamble a couple million dollars to try to scam everyone.
>>381056804
Partly it's the old FCC requirements that electronic devices had to be shielded out the ass. Thus the metal panels and frames
>>>>>> current speculation http://atariage.com/forums/topic/266480-new-atari-console-that-ataribox/page-10
>>381056657
Fuck, cant believe I forgot to upload the image
Post yfw Skyrim remastered edition announced for AtariBox.
>>381049074
because they are niggers
>>381057104
>>381056562
Microtransactions from their crappy mobile games are probably paying for a lot of it. They're playing the long con, putting out crap first to fund the good stuff later
2018 is gonna be a fucking disaster
And I'm ready for every second of it.
>>381044573
poor nintendo, they decided to leave the battle to sony-xbox only to meet with a new competitor.
>atari is the first console from a "new" party in forever
>this leads to more consoles from other parties being released when they see atari break through
>market is oversaturated with consoles
>atari is now responsible for two crashes
That or the market reaches some sort of equilibrium where exclusives mean something again, because that's the only way consoles could survive in this hypothetical market.
>>381057254
Just gotta ride out the waves of fire, anon.
From Bill Loguidice's mouth: (for you plebs out there his word is A+ in atariland)
"Unless things have changed, I would not consider this an innovative product per se. If the intended price/hardware/performance targets were somehow met, it could be a good relative value, which might ultimately be its most significant market differentiator"
Mmmmmm?
>>381057320
>atari is now responsible for two crashes
PLEASE BRING THE CRASH
Did you hear that The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim ® is going to be released for the ataribox, Isn't that great? I'm sure you all gonna buy my game
>>381057609
Not if I can pirate on it Todd
>>381044587
WB owns all of Midway unless WB is publishing games for Atari's system.
>>381057320
>atari is now responsible for two crashes
Excellent.
>konsole kiddie kisses
>>381057495
Bill is a retard that works in some shitty retailer and doesn't know anything.
>>381044587
>nba jam
Better be a new version, launch day.
>>381042196
>All blonde, white people
>Doing the white power sign
Is Atari /ourconsole/?
>>381044587
>Space Invaders
My nigga. Space Invaders on PS1 was high quality
>>381054882
>Nintendo is Atari's enemy
How so? Also, I don't really despise Nintendo or anything. I just don't like em.
>all the music in this thread
I want play missile command North korea
>>381042196
i'm literally shaking right now
>>381054969
does a wood grain box finish make the games inside better / run better?
>>381057320
Can't wait for someone to fund new OUYA
>>381058283
no
Atari Ouya
>mfw Skyrim is going to get sold to us again at another E3
>>381053873
That Bethesda stuff is totally bogus. Now New Vegas, that's where all the cool cats are at.
>>381058283
Only when made with real american wood
>>381057751
STOP SAYING THE P WORD
>>381058339
>>381057751
You can never be absolved of these unholy transgressions.
>>381058370
Only for $59.99
>>381057609
I'll only buy it if the Legendary Edition comes to the Switch Eventually.
>>381042196
me on the upper right
>mfw /v/ is gonna meme the ataribox into a legit videogame console
>>381058232
>white people
>Trump is president
>Shaq-Fu gets a new game
>Bubsy gets a new game
>Atari is making a new console
Where am I?
>>381058880
yes
YES
>inb4 it's just a $50 box that has every game released on every Atari console
>>381058880
/v/ will be the first one to shit on it the moment it gets revealed
>>381059054
The best timeline
>>381059049
>black people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM
>>381059049
>Travolta
>White
>>381059049
Need mo color on yo dance flo? I GOT CHU, SUCKA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bACKLW19XdE
>>381058880
This is the plan. Heaven or hell, I have no regrets!
>>381059054
Various meme magic cults and sects have inverted the laws of probability.
>>381051776
sony has had like 50 fucking mascots that switched all the time
crash
laura
spyro
polygon man
cloud
snake
maybe logan
I hope Atari takes its time before it reveals its specs. These threads are just too comfy.
I seriously can't tell if this is real or if this is the most elaborate ruse ever
>>381059341
It is fault of the mini NES.
>yfw Magnavox announces a new console after hearing about Atari making one
>>381059054
Nigga, this is the world where Kingdom Hearts exists and is successful.
Nothing should surprise you at this point
>>381059301
I think Drake is the main mascot of Sony right now.
>>381058880
Sheeit, if /v/ did that just to troll NintendoGAF and SonyGAF by crashing and burning Nintendo and Sony, I wouldn't care if the gaming industry died the day after. The collective autistic screeching, that can be heard all over the planet, would be music to my ears.
>>381042196
they should base their entire branding and e3 presentation on this fucking picture
I unironically want it to have wood on it. I don't care if they have to go full brick mode, with SSD's and SD card game slots to pull it off. No moving parts, less heat.
>>381059486
>No mention of Xbox/PC
We're coming for you too
>>381059054
Meme magic is a power beyond any and all control, and now that it was unleashed, well. There's no turning back.
>>381059054
Best timeline: Berenstain
>Beren(((stein))) is the bizarro, jewy timeline
>>381041801
ATARI ATARI
ATARI ATARI
>>381059194
Like clockwork. Fucking /v/irgins...
>>381059054
>Atari actually came from a timeline where they never crashed
>everything else is mostly the same, but vidya is just constant shovelware with no quality control
>Atari has created a monopoly of vidya
>technology hasn't progressed to the level we know of today due to Atari dominance, so memes never have the effect on society that they have today
>Hillary becomes president in this timeline and leads the world to Armageddon
>the president of Atari sends his mind back in time to fix the wrongs
>he causes the crash we know of today to save vidya and the world
Atari died for our sins. Now prepare for the second coming.
>>381042196
I want silver jacket like those
>>381059560
If it gets you all out of your basements, I'd help burn Xbone and PC too.
>>381044587
Give us something like this for PC ports like Roller Coaster Tycoon.
Steam controllerish controls but integrated into the games instead of an overlay would be fucking incredible. Atari would win the generation in my mind if we moved away from dual analog because of them.
>>381058441
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
>>381051515
A Space Invader
Need more Atari memes.
>>381059415
delet this
>>381058441
Hey Todd, check this out.
Okay, let's make this more interesting
If you could remake any of the old Atari games for Modern Day and completely revise the entirety of the game or make something new, what would you do?
>>381059054
theres a point where we should have stopped and we have clearly passed it, but lets keep going and see what happens
>/v/ complains about new video game characters to have afro
>creates new Wojack with exactly same haicut
You are contradicting to yourselves
>>381058880
/tv/ crashed a a plane
/mu/ killed rock stars
/pol/ got Trump elected
It's /v/'s turn, meme the Atari to greatness!
>>381041801
I am so on board with 70's Atari Wojack being a thing.
Anyone else remember the Atari Episode of Cinematech?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGSphCD3zoM
How fucking good are those commercials? Way better than today's boring shit.
>>381044937
Atari Prime
>>381060220
swordquest games
and bring back the prizes
>>381060220
All I want is an HD remaster of Montezuma's Return.
>>381059275
Underrated Gap Band track. Groovy!
ET3D ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN
>>381060301
>>381060286
>/v/ ends the current 80's nostalgia trend and brings on a new era of 70's nostalgia
Don't get me wrong I like the 80's but the absurdity of this happening makes me want it all the more.
>>381048536
>This shit plays at least once at fucking work.
>>381060283
>/v/ is one person
>>381060408
>the rest of the prizes can finally be claimed
o-oh dear
>>381042196
w2c those siqq fucking jackets
please
>>381060283
You're confusing /pol/ with /v/.
Also this wojack is supposed to be from the 70s
ALONG CAME ATARI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU4-qPTLG3Y
>>381060220
>Legend of Zelda-esque with more high fantasy and RPG elements
>>381060120
STOP THIS NONSENSE IMMEDIATELY
>>381048675
>>381048675
As someone who doesnt own either of those systems it always makes me angry seeing shitty games up there with the good. Get rid of resident evil 7, tales of berseria, and zelda and replace them with actually good games. Though switch actually really doesnt have any games.
I thought Atari was completely dead. I know that at the time of their death they pretty much were a completely different company than the one started by Nolan Bushnell.
Imagine how good Demon Attack will be in UHD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TlLS54t6JY
>>381060220
THISSS
>>381060408
>>381060408
>>381060408
Also, Motherfucking BERZERK
>>381060428
Charlie Wilson will never die as long as his records are being spun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2Gi5r1JzQ
>8th generation of consoles is full of bullshit
>atari comes in
>says no way fag to facebook integration and other normie bullshit
>makes a pure gaming machine
>contracts developers who want to make fun games instead of AAA abominations that spend most of their budget on grafix
>has a funktastic disco marketing campaign
>makes /v/ consolewar shitposting great again
I might as well kill myself before the bad news starts dropping in because reality is never going to be as good as what I have in my head but for the moment I'm on cloud nine
leave atari to me.
>>381049538
Haha, yeah...
>>381060283
It wasn't because they had afros you moron, it's because they were black.
What are you cats' wishlists for the atari box? What would really make you groove? For me its:
>wood grain console
>wood grain controller
>aluminum cartridges
>synth opening jingle
>disco floor as the default option for the menu background
Remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnZ2STHTXq0
>>381050608
I actually want this to happen. The OG 3 in a ménage a trois.
>>381061170
>implying Sega isn't in on this
>mfw this is a collaboration with every company that got fucked over in previous console wars
Yo, what are some groovy tracks to listen to, my mellows? This AtariBox got me hype, ya feel
>>381050608
>Atari
>Sega
>Nintendo
Sounds like motherfucking video games to me.
>>381061292
>disco floor as the default option for the menu background
>>381061069
With things like SSD's being more stable than ever and removable solid storage like SD cards having more space than ever. They could easily create the first "brick" console in decades. No moving parts, never fucking breaks.
Seriously look at consoles before and after optical media, the longevity between them is astounding.
>>381061375
>an ancient evil awakens
>>381061375
Can't wait for the 3DO 2.
>>381060120
stop stealing
>>381050608
For the love of god YES!
>>381061375
>the corrupt console cabal
>>381061387
Check out nearly every link in this thread brother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1YjmXSyHa8
>>381061387
https://youtu.be/zL68JAzBZlM
>>381061448
you realise that ssd dosent last as long as hdds with the same amount of use, right. each bit on those can only be rewritten so many times before it fails
>>381060408
Didn't the unreleased prizes get stolen?
>Thieves release a bunch of bootleg games that are half difficult as shit game half ARG
>People die and fight to the death in the process of trying to get the real original last prize or whatever
>Thieves have traps and real life recreations of original atari games you have to survive for clues and shit
>Spending tons of money flying around the world or time driving, etf
>Takes you literally around the world, new zealand, america, india, africa, the middle of a warzone, everywhere
>Winner comes out with the real final prize
>Riches beyond their wildest beliefs
>For centuries following people remember and historians hotly debate whether it was the original Atari Sword and Philoshopers Stone
>And history all went down on the Atari Cougar
How can the little 3 keep up?
>>381050608
>playing fallout on a sega
>playing titanfall on atari
>playing skyrim on nintendo
oh boy
its just gonna get weirder. so how long until IBM gets back in the home PC market
>>381061375
Who could possibly stop AtariSegaApplePanasonicMagnavoxNECPhillipsNokiaTiger, Inc.
i just want more video game companies to make consoles again.
So you're good at computer games.
But what do you know about computers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RVxD3I9pHk
>>381061706
what if they work it into the game
>you have to find and use the sword, talisman and chalice to kill the wizard and destroy the philosophers stone
>>381061714
>new ibm keyboards
>>381061817
What are your thoughts on pic related? Objectively it's no Dreamcast but it fills a similar niche.
Fuck I need to burn new pirated discs
>>381045475
THAT'S FUCKING BOGUS MAN
>>381061845
I really like my idea of a bunch of sweaty neckbeards cosplaying as the 70s killing eachother for a gold painted sword a lot more anon.
>>381061909
its underrated as fuck. /v/ gives it way too much shit. give it another 5-10 years and people will look back at this console and realize how great it was.
>>381061436
One of these don't belong there
>>381061657
Maybe if you are using SSDs as your storage medium for a database of some large enterprise that would matter. The amount of write cycles an SSD has will not be touched by a home user.
>>381045475
If Amazon is backing, it will be successful.
>>381062057
Amazon is really close to getting standard oil'd
>>381061908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXJzmky2DaI
So what's the connection with disco?
>>381061909
I bought onefor the sole purpose of pirating. I am playing #FE uncensored installed via WUP. I'm having a blast, better than expected.
I wish the GamePad wasn't just a dummy unit but a remote play like the Vita+PS4/PC with NVIDYA mod
Why some people WANT for this new vidya fail?
Fuck, I am happy.
>>381062153
late 70s
>>381044587
>is being developed in conjunction with Amazon.
I am suddenly erect.
>>381059554
>They step out on stage to some Disco tunes
>White guy in bellbottoms sporting a Bob Ross tier afro and handlebar moustache
>"Atari is back bayyyy-bee"
>Claps his hands and does a 360 spin on the spot
>Throws his hand up and his head back as the new Atari console drops from above onto his hand
>"Jive-turkeys need not apply"
>"HIIIIIIIIIIIIII" he shouts as the screen behind him starts rolling footage from exclusive Atari titles
>Audience shouts in glee
>A disco ball drops from the ceiling, dazzling the audience below
>Sprinkler system starts spraying
>Someone laced the water with LSD
>Motown Band starts playing as the floor reveals itself to be a multicolor lighted disco dancefloor
Best E3 ever
>>381062153
The Atari 2600 came out in 1977.
>>381062228
They're slaves of moviegames brainwashed by NOT VIDEOGAMES companies who make alleged consoles.They're PS2 children who never had the pleasure of holding a DreamCast controller. Much less a Genesis or SNES one.
>>381062015
>>381062159
My niggas of refined tastes.
I'm actually 3 games away from completing my WiiU library. Excited as fuck. Then I'm gonna get a 4th pro controller and probably a Pokken controller for the novelty/2d on pc
>>381062228
They're sonybros, anyone who dares threaten sony is an enemy. Discard them.
>>381061069
>>381061292
>These two posts entirely
Anons, I...
>>381045475
>literally another copy and paste AMD hardware based console
>being the slightest bit hyped for a console with 0 (ZERO) exclusives or anything announced it
whatever helps speed up the gaming market crash i guess.
I'm going to hook my my 2600 now.
>>381062150
Better than sex.
>>381061953
Underrated Wojak, friend.
Draw me an Atari Cougar
>>381062142
Not even close lad, they just bought out Whole Foods.
>most 2600s still work
How did they do it?
>>381061706
>And history all went down on the Atari Cougar
>Atari Cougar
I like that this is spreading.
>>381062505
Consoles used to be high quality items meant to last.
Then Sony happened and pushed for CDs and disc readers that burnt themselves while on use.
>>381062251
>>381062318
I see. Was hoping for something less braindead
>>381062505
Less moving parts. Same reason why NES consoles are so hardy (except the pin connector, which can easily be replaced)
>>381062505
They use a rare metal called Atarium. It's very similar to Nintendium in structure.
>>381050608
Looking at their ip, I seriously think sega can go making hardware again. But i'm also pretty sure they don't want that kind of risk.
AtariXSegaXAmazon will be serious contender.
>>381061706
>And history all went down on the Atari Cougar
Lewd.
>>381042339
>that /v/
what's the insult for atari owners?
Atari drones? Atari babies? atards?
have you guys come up or established anything yet so I can name call you when you start shilling this console hardcore when it's revealed?
>>381056686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MFbn8EbB4k
>>381062597
>>381062597
>>381062597
GROOVY NEW THREAD
>>381062658
You have to make fun of the age of anyone who first played video games on an Atari system.Like me.
>>381062617
I don't think people in this thread realize that Atari and Sega have been publishing massive libraries worth of stuff that we don't typically associate with their brands, for decades, modern and old. Even alone they could each make their own console with mountains of exclusives. And the other consoles would lose craploads of IPs in the process.
But together, jesus christ.
>>381062740
I don't like poking fun at people's ages because we all get there some day and I don't want to be on that position.
>>381062505
Everything before the "lower costs, higher profits" era was built like it was for the military.
>>381062658
Ataridiots. Punchy, insulting, and pertaining to the name. Atards is creative, but it doesn't actually contain the word "Atari" which gives it a SEO disadvantage in shitposting; for optimal shitpost distribution you need to make sure that anybody who searches for the name of the console in the catalog without filters will also find the insult.
Are people really hyped for the company that brought about the video game crash, and followed up with the fucking jaguar?
>>381045384
>is this some sort of NES mini
That wouldn't be so bad if it were an atari version of that.
>>381062948
>Are people really hyped for the company that brought about the video game crash, and followed up with the fucking jaguar?
ye
>>381062553
Why does Sony insist on ruining everything /v/?
>>381062948
>they completely shake up the tired, stagnant 3 console market and inject some actual competition
or
>they cause another crash and basically do the same thing
Both possibilities are good
>>381058283
you can bet your fucking ass they do
>>381062884
this entire post
>>381062658
Grandpa
>>381062462
Thanks
>>381062884
Ataritards
>>381063196
eh, I'm not complaining. Maybe they have some super geniuses working there and we'll see something else other than brown and bloom shooters. Or the market becomes over saturated once more and goes into a death spiral.
To be honest with how stupid this is, I would like to see something completely different from the same schlock we've been fed the last decade and a half.
>Iwata dies and the switch is the first time nintendo starts to look successful
Who would of guess.
New thread
>>381062597
>>381062597
>>381062597
>>381063489
I like this one, rolls off the tounge
>>381061436
That would be so fucking awesome.