E3 Ubisoft Comfy thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q1s3lOzQ1A
Remember to keep it comfy or GTFI the sticky.
Holy shit this is awkward
inb4 404
>>380100739
Miyamoto always makes things awkward
Still can believe MarioRabbids is a thing
Wut
>>380100546
Nintendo shit... yawn
domo arigato mr robato
We need to ban Japs from stepping on stage at E3
>>380100937
*can't
>>380100546
Nintendo games at Ubisoft. So what will Notendo show?
Just got home what have I missed?
>creative director
So he's jobless?
>comfy
>ubisoft
>>380101274
Rabbids
>>380101127
Assassins Creed Bow Training video game.
>>380100546
why they just deleted the last one?
KEEP CRYIN BITCH NIGGA
Rabbids and minions are a special form of cancer. I will never understand their popularity or existence.
>>380100546
>circlejerking on stage
jesus fuck nintendo
why does everyone in the live chat on the side keep saying cringe every 2 seconds, do they not know what that word means?
>>380101545
Moms and very little kids.
>>380101445
Is there any gameplay trailer for it? I am morbidly curious to how it actually plays.
Are Rabbids the Minions if video games?
>>380101274
It just started.
>>380101516
?
I just made the thread so I don't know who made the last one.
>>380101445
the rayman rabbits with mario?
>>380101667
>looking at the livechats
Do you want brain cancer or something?
>>380101667
cringiest post ive ever read
Oh shit guys this looks pretty cool
wow just what I wanted in a Mario game - fucking minions
>>380101667
>actually using, reading or acknowledging the existance of live stream chats
I'd rather contract cancer.
>gameplay
>walking around
what the fuck is this
>Mario XCOM
Wait so this is Xcom?
>Rabbids unknown
>she
Rabbids arent female wtf
so not a Mario game at all
wtf mario xcom
So it's a kid's version of X Com?
What the hell?
the amount of tactical turn based games that are going to get released is crazy
>Mario: Xcom Edition
What the fuck?
Mamma Mia
>>380102083
>>380102204
>>380102236
>>380102246
Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bvUwoBXOyc
These rabbits are gay as fuck
>its a fucking srpg
Oh fuck if it weren't for the rabbits, I'd actually be interested.
Just got here, what the fuck is this gay shit?
Fuck off with this shitty toddler game
>>380102364
Porcamadonna
>MARIO XCOM
>Mario
>Rabbids
>Follow a roomba around
>XCOM
The hell is this
XCOM? ya sure I can dig it
>make something never before seen
>maker shitty xcom
>nintendo drones will praise it
feels awful
why do they keep shilling the rabbids?
playing this on the switch, using touch input, could be a really cool thing, desu
>Mario
>Rabids
>Plays like XCOM
>>380102645
Mario Tactical Game
i am kinda conflicted about this
>Mario Rabbids XCOM
Can they just make it so that we only have to use the main Mario cast? It could be ok.
>Luigi has a vacuum
I'm sold.
Looks like a fucking mobile game without any depth. Nintenbros should be hanged.
rabids had become second tier minions
I accept
Doesn't seem like it's that bad of a game really, if it weren't for the awful crossover
I would buy this if it was just Mario XCOM with no gaybids
>>380102971
They were minions before minions
Why am I actually excited for this? Despite it being an xcom clone, it actually looks pretty fun.
That started off looking terrible and turned out great.
>Do some lame move with awful nervous explanation
>Crowd cheers and claps
Guess it's true the crowd is full of people there just to clap
>>380103009
Yea, it's weird. I don't particularly like Rabbids but this game looks pretty decent.
That's why you don't let foreigners touch Mario
>these characters could have been rayman characters
>>380103141
yeah I know, but they are not funny anymore
minions are really good at being stupid/kiddy/crazy
>>380102971
dont you mean the original minions?
THAT'S BABY XCOM!
>>380103009
>>380103065
This. Fuck the rabids off and we have a deal.
>all these beta nu-males ITT liking the game
I hope you fucking get cancer and die
>dat background music for a mario game
>>380103394
kek
WHAT DOES JAKE THINK OF MARIOCOM
>>380103310
FUCK
I dunno man
Nintendo just won! And it's not even it's conference yet, the absolute mad gooks!
Xcom/Worms rip off.
Nintenbros love all these baby games though.
>>380103394
heh
>>380103326
>anymore
>minions are really good
I'm already bored
I am missing the ebony Amazonian woman
Literally minions but white
what is your favorite e3 trailer of all time /v/?
mine is either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KgLKP-BLD4
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMyoCr2MnpM
of course skyrim ended up being shit and mgs was disappointing but these are probably the trailers i received the most hype from.
>Mario x Rabbids actually looks good
I can't believe it.
>Playing shit dad core music
They REALLY don't know their audience for this """"""game"""""
>>380103451
Looks like a game me and my wife's son would really enjoy
>>380103451
i don't give a fuck about graphics and don't (and won't) have a switch, but if this will be decently difficult i'll emulate this in the future
>how it all began
>assassins
>not the First Civilization
Ass Creed WE WUZ KANGZ Edition
>>380103559
my name is Jake and I think it looks cool
>>380103839
>implying kids don't like dadcore music
>>380103440
If Ubi developed it instead of a nintendo studio like they prolly did then rabbids would have been part of the deal as brand recognition, why not rayman however we will never know
will they make it legitimately funny?
it'll be impossible with those fucking minions
>>380103839
Underaged shitter get out
>WE WUZ round 2
oh boy
Go suck a fattie you shitskin, just bring MariorabbidsXCOM again.
I would bet a lot of money it AC won't work on release just like Unity and then it will be forgotten.
Who was the creative director that couldn't hold back tears when the crowd was cheering him?
ASHRAF ISHMAIL ISIS SUPPORTER MUCH
>>380104242
Kys manchild
>>380104165
Sorry your dad's music isn't good whiteboy
>>380104323
Was that the Yarny guy?
>>380104323
David something
>>380104449
never forget yarnman
Is this a fucking slavery song
Wait so they're making shitty "in-engine" trailers now?
The only thing good about Assassin's Creed were the cinematic trailers.
>>380104179
>>380104015
>>380104000
>>380103761
>a-am i fitting in yet 4chin?
fuck off unoriginal faggots
>>380104358
Are you saying to me that you prefer WE WUZ ass game than based Mario with Xcom?
Just want assassins weeb don't care bout Africa n shiet.
>ancient Egypt
>bows and arrows
lel
>>380104449
I don't know his name. That was the realest reaction I've ever seen at a press conference though.
>>380104616
>getting this triggered
Calm down Jamal
>filming the monitor
holy shit
Holy shit literally fuckin KANGZ slavery music
African Americans aren't even descended from the Egyptians what is this?
>We finally get gameplay footage in E3
>It's a camera pointed at a monitor with shitty lighting
QUALITY
>eagle drone
Jesus christ, what's wrong with ubisoft?
I didn't know that DSP worked for Ubisoft.
Holy shit off-screen gameplay?? Is this a fucking joke?
that tiny tilted screen
>filming the monitor with an iphone
KEK
>>380104641
I would rather fuck your fat mom than watch more of that kids game
>>380104681
Ancient Egypt had Bows dumbass,
>shooting the screen
so this is the true power of ubisoft
>>380105106
lel nice try
DUDE CARS LMAO
No Switch version
Hahahahaha
>>380103898
I stopped after they killed Desmond... Was tempted to come back with the title.... No Adam or eve.... No buy
Fucking Cars again.
Also what are the odds for a new Prince of Persia /v/?
The Crew 379, still no one is buying this game.
>>380102826
Do normies know about AI Chan yet? Is it still okay for me to love her.
What's this?
>>380105381
the crew
How long is it lads
DUDE THEY EVEN GOT BIKES IN THIS GAME LMFAO
>Le racing game like all other racing games since the dawn of time
Oh boy!
>>380105531
Mine's about 7.5
>>380105348
bout tree fiddy
>>380105236
Southern Egypt Hyksos invented the composite bow. Play some damn Age of Empires.
>>380105531
Like 6
AWW MAN THEY GOT PLANES AND SHIEt LMAOFAO
The Crew 2 looks good desu
I'm interested if it handles well.
ah yes the classic, Pilot/ F1 driving/ ship captaining/ dirt biking combo- can't wait for Lewis Hamilton to take his stunt plane career to new heights
LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS. NO ONE PLAYED THE FUCKING CREW. FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT.
>The Crew 2: Electric Boogaloo
Really? Didn't think anyone cared about the first.
edgier
>>380105629
>posts this seconds before flying section
Post 1 (one) other flying racing game that isn't some shovel ware garbage
>>380104906
There are african americans that genuinely believe they're all descended from Egyptian royalty, that Cleopatra was black, and that white people actually came in and dragged them from their thrones to the boats. They'll probably be pissed that the Egyptians in that trailer weren't full on Nubian.
>>380105358
Don't worry my friend. It is still too wierd for them.
Your waifu is safe.
WE ARE ALREADY HALFWAY THROUGH THE CONFERENCE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Ow the AYGE
Anyone remember the trailer for the first Crew with the White Stripes song:the cancer version?
Do people still play racing games?
>>380105843
Just download Project Cars
>inb4 anyone actually falls for these bullshots again
>>380106168
>actual gameplay
No, that's not what I'm seeing
AND FOR THE GAME YOU'VE ALL BEN WAITING FOR: CARS 2
>>380106351
the crew was actually really pretty
the problem is it played like shit
>>380106168
I'm pretty sure Ubi is 2 hours.
>>380106168
>>380106373
They've only show 3 games in half an hour.
>>380106254
Project Cars is absolutely nothing like The Crew 2
nigger?
>>380106078
Warhawk, Starhawk, Battlefield games, etc.
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I cant wait to try it
>boating part actually looks fun
I'm a sucker for it lads
What is the damn point of open world driving games if you can't get out the car to walk to another
>>380106351
This looks like garbage... So I can believe it's real... If it gets worse than this then it must be on ps3
>the absolute state of audio management
>>380106640
>THE FUCKING MADMAN
Why the fuck is anyone even interested in "Press W to accelerate" the game.
>boating through the everglades
i love it
South Park incoming GET FUCKING HYPE
t. I'm at E3
>planes
>NYC
Too soon ubi, top soon.
>>380106895
>playing racing games with a keyboard
opinion discarded
>>380106978
South Park is shit.
>>380106638exactly
Fug I'm falling asleep over here
It's like watching a changing screensaver
>>380107051
>>playing racing games
opinion discarded
No one played the first no one will play this
>>380107051
>playing racing games at all
Literally who fucking cares.
>>380106737
It's alright, but I'd prefer jet skis.
>>380106895
>using a keyboard to play racin games
No fucking wonder you have such a low opinion of them.
I love how they're making this guy with a thick French accent say complicated words.
>ass creed egypt
SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU, CUS ALL YOU EVER SAY IS "WALNUTS, WE WUZ"
>>380106673
RACING GAME
holy shit kill yourself loner
>>380106978
holy fuck your were right how did you know?
>>380107051
I was a NFS Most Wanted champion and i played on keyboard.
>>380107451
t. Ubi shill
>>380106102
Thank you based Drive.
>>380107272
Maybe we can do that toowith paid mods
>3 out of 4 games so far look good
guys.. I'm afraid ubisoft might win
Wasn't this game supposed to come out last year?
>>380107631
Todd stop it
Le VR yay!
>vr shit
fuck off already
*blocks your path*
Oh look the Budget for the game
>>380107747
Its been delayed twice IIRC.
Hey that's the guy who spoke out against the pedophile rings in Hollywood
Division + VR
>copying pt
Why the fuck is Frodo here?
>still pushing the VR meme
>VR meme
God who still cares?
south park arriving literally one year late
>>380108094
lol
>>380108081
Is Frodo a manlet?
Not this fucking guy again
SO did they fire Aisha?
Pirate game? No way man
>>380108306
He's 6'2, just like Todd Howard.
finally a new ip
They straight up just making a pirate franchise?
Holy fuck a pirate game
>>380108094
Drive anon is my favorite part of this conference so far.
Woah something cool in a Ubishit conference? Fucking pirates mayne/
>They're actually doing a standalone blackflag
Nice.
Could this be Black Flags 2? It's something I've wanted them to do for a while like separate from the Assassin's Creed franchise.
>>380108378
it got awkward after yves and her fucked
Finally, a pirates game.
STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER
Hot Female Pirates.
Preordered.
PLEASE BE GOOD! I WANT A PIRATE GAMEnot multiplayer.
>woman captain
All aboard the SS Passive Aggressive
A NEW IP
ITS A NEW IP NOT GAY ASS ASSCREED HOLY SHIT HYPE
>cinematic trailer
Ubisoft is unironically the best conference yet
MISOGYNY
>everyone is doing pirates now
Am I not basically obligated to pirate this game?
So we've gone back to pirates from zombies eh? How long until we loop back to vampires?
If this pirate game ends up not being shit then Ubisoft might accidentally win
>>380108737\
This is /pol/
>>380108752
This is /v/
>>380108737
she is cute thought
WHY IS IT ALWAYS EARTHY FEMALE VOCALS IN TRAILERS.
Fuck that pisses me off.
Skull and boner
Everyone said they should make Black Flag it's own franchise, the absolute madmen really did it.
>female captain
looks like i'm gonna pirate this one.
HEY
WE CAN CLONE THAT
>Ass Creed 4 ship combat except a full game
Sounds interesting
if you want to complain, do it on the sticky
>>380109042
It's literally Black Flag: the series
Which might be good desu
>multiplayer
>>380109242
>multiplayer
>the division with pirates
dropped
>its fucking multiplayer
Nope
>>380108760
Sorry, anon
>PVP
Interest gone.
Was hoping for a Pirates! gold type thing.
>it's a pirate game
>multiplayer only
FUCKING MONKEY PAW
>multiplayer
>>380109152
And this is >>/trash/
>>380109403
Black flag without aliums and electronic wizards n shiet.
For Honor: Pirates
FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU BLEW IT
>multiplayer shit
>multiplayer game
Nevermind. Nothing to see here.
>multiplayer
RIP
Man I'm pissed
That looked so dope, a pirate game that builds on the good part of black fag and improves on it.
And then multiplayer
Fuck off
>>380109152
>/v/ is one person or opinion
This is not reddit
>>380109396
Remember to report rule-breakers and those making this thread uncomfy.
Lol idiots whining about a female pirate, not knowing the most dangerous pirate in the world was a female
No wonder you idiots voted for Trump
wow
the youtube stream is delayed 30 seconds or so
>le Pre-alpha
Holy shit, this guy have big feet
Do we get to plunder slave ships too? Or are we just going to pretend that wasn't going on?
I-is Ubisoft winning E3?
>haven't shat the bed
>solid-ish lineup
>>380109479
It's what I get for hoping for anything from Ubisoft I guess.
You guys think this game is playable on a 770gtx?
That ship looks rather detailed
>>380109996
Yes
>>380109763
She dressed as a man
So it's just multiplayer black flag ?
Better be cheap
>>380109830
>>>tumblr
Are singleplayer games dead?
Inb4 Peer to Peer connection.
>Multiplayer 5v5
>Ships handle like cars
>Firing and sailing mechanics completely dumbed down and simple
>Women and Black men only dumbass crackka get outta here
Cool, great game
Farcry /pol/ edition and this is a wrap, lads
> online ass creed for pirates
terrible
>>380109996
Ubi has won the last several years. Not only are they entertaining but they have actual games and gameplay.
>>380109996
T h i s
We were pirates and such
>fire cannonballs at a wooden ship
>it explodes like a fuel truck
>>380109996
Unironically, yes. We've entered bizzaro E3.
Awesome its multiplayer shit.
Amazing
Greatfuck everything
Am I the only faggot who keeps hoping a new Child of Eden like game will pop up with those transitions they have between trailers? Man that game was so sweet, I want something with 4k and VR made in the same style.
>esports presentation for a fucking pirate game
lol
>multiplayer shit
can't wait for the lag fest
>>380110274
Too bad pretty much all of their games are just wasted potential
>>380110161
Not on the Switch
>>380110347
What is blackpowder storage?
>>380110161
you want loot and dropboxes anon that's what the cool kids are doing, play with your friends and try to earn more loot to get new loot.
Of course you can avoid this loot gameplay for a nominal fee
>Black people pillaging and stealing
>Being literal pirates
I don't know why you guys are mad, this is hilarious.
>>380110347
ships have magazines you shitter
>>380109996
>Aisha Tyler is out being cucked
>Cringefest of two ESLs talking
>Only one game
No
Water effects are cool.
what is it about this years e3 and pirate games that are shown for far too long
>>380110347
It could do that if you hit their powder barrels with explosive shells
>>380110145
$60
>>380110490
>literally one SP game
>not getting any single player multiplats
Especially on the Switch.
>the boarding is a cutscene
>>380110274
Ubi hasn't won a single year whenever I've watched. Always the annual asscreed, obnoxious presenter and then some embarrassing just dance shit or something similar.
>the boarding is just a cutscene
>a god damn fucking cutscene.
DROPPED
>>380109996
>a conference with rabbids and people that can't speak english is beating ms, ea, bethesda and pc
the absolute state of this e3
>the winner is the team with the most loot
>or you can escape
???????
what's with the sudden trend of pirate games?
>starts at 2pm
>it's already started
What the fuck ubisoft
So only deathmatch with ships?
This will only be entertaining for a few machtes.
Why can't it just be singleplayer? Honestly, it's like every single dev thinks people just want multiplayer.
Ahah Ubi you really are a piece of shit
>Giant squids
spooky
>>380110597
That's unironically better than Bethesda, EA. On par with M$.
cthulu confirmed
fuck is this the new zombie genre
KRAKEN WTF
>>380110520
Can it really ignite from big balls hitting it? Doesn't it need a spark
>dancing
Finally, the cringe has arrived.
>>380110860
did you check the schedule? or the countdown?
>>380110848
Which ones did we have so far?
>>380109621
>without magic n shower
Sorry anon
I don't give a fuck about multiplayer, just give me another Black Flag without Assasin shit and more island exploration, legendary ships and shit.
>JUST DANCE
YOU HAD ONE JOB UBI
And... it's dance time.
Sub Zero confirmed?
We all know its actually holiday 2018 and it'll suck.
Cringe has arrived
>>380107604
Me being a ubi shill makes those games racing games now? Sorry brainlet, not how it works
>>380110925
The masses want esports multiplayer lootbox shit.
Shit makes $$$
now this is what i came here for
>>380110848
well Disney did just release a new Pirates of the Carribean movie
Ah there it is, the annual Just Dance shilling.
yes fuck yes a pirate game, hopefully there is a single player
Finally, now the conference gets to the real games
oh god fucking dammit ubi
People still listen to Jamiroquai?
>>380110783
Seems like they're trying to focus on the ships, which makes sense. Having to switch between piloting a boat and hand-to-hand combat can be kind of jarring at times.
>kpop
>>380111105
Wouldn't be a Ubisoft presentation without Just Dance
ubisoft is literally the worst video game company that has ever existed
every single game they make is such boring, empty, GARBAGE
shit content, empty worlds, piss poor multiplayer, shit stories, generic as fuck
fucking putrid
OH SHIT ITS SUB ZERO
EVERYONE POST CRINGE REACTION IMAGES
>>380110782
>some embarrassing just dance shit
And then you had to talk about it...
It's not a Ubisoft conference without mandatory cringe
>>380111045
eric lewts dude lmao
Yeah
it wouldn't be ubisoft conference without this
new mortal kombat looks good
>>380111086
It can. A hit there and youre fucked.
*mutes the tab*
>>380111105>>380111171
ubisoft NEVER disappoints.
Why are Subzero clones dancing?
IT
ALL
COMES
TUMBLING
DOWN
KINO
I
N
O
i was waiting for that one moment
Jamariqaui having good songs besides his one hit wonder
Wouldn't be Ubisoft without the Just Dance cringe
DUDE DANCING CHINKS LMAO
>>380111320
THey said you can play alone
>multiplayer
So close
I want Kpop meme to die.
BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE POP!
Now the real Ubisoft shows up
cringe with dubstep
Oh my god this is cringey as fuck
Piss break
>>380111430
kek
>BUBBLE
BUBBLE
>BUBBLE
POP
what is happening
why
Now THIS is why I watch e3
we kpop now
Did they show anything before the mario/rabbit game?
Why is it necessary to showcase Just Dance at every one of their E3's? They're a yearly release so who gives a shit?
holy thiccness
thicc
>>380111206
Sea of thieves, the one we just saw
I was thinking of that bohemian interactive one as well but i forgot that that was a 'do everything' kind of game
THICCC
>>380111581
Died 5 years ago. No one got the memo.
FINNALY WHAT WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
bubble bubble pop
>those hips and ass
Muh dickkk
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER: DUBSTEP
THICC
THICCC
>>380111771
FINALLY
this is the only thing Ubisoft is good at
Every time.
They do this shit every single time.
STOP
MISSING
THE
NOTES
>>380111564
They said you can play 'solo'. That could mean do your own thing online.
It had to happen at some point
Dance with me /v/
>robots are dudes wearing motorcycle armour with LEDs glowing through the ventilation
Damn, she's T H I C C!
Those hips!
THICC
EXTRA THICC
wow that is thicc
she sounds like a cat in a sack
>>380111652
>Jamiroquai
>dubstep
Literally one of the best bands of the last 30 years you faggot
Bebe THICC Rexa fucking lmao cringe
Well atleast Crowbcat has some material now.
T-thicc...
What's the website for the beta sign up? I missed it.
This isn't nearly cringey enough.
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BUYING JUST DANCE GAMES??
TELL ME WHO
WHY ARE THEY STILL MAKING THESE GAMES WHAT THE FUCk???????
Did I mention that subtitles on twitch are a treasure?
>>380111845
>i don't understand how marketing works
Who the fuck is this?
>tfw you will never fuck her
At least they were smart enough to have a few South PArk games
DUDE THEY GOT JOKES LMAO
>South Park mobile
>>380111743
it's more like bubba pop
>More South Park
based
Will Far Cry 5 be good?
>>380112273
camwhore-lite's on twitch buy it so they can get bits
what the fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ah, so THIS is why South Park was delayed
A FUCKING MOBILE GAME
They didn't measure up to last year
>>380112040
>just dance shilling was <10 minutes
wtf is this shit
>mobile South Park
Probably the only game I'll definitely get this E3
>Tokens costume
oh my that's racist!
>>380112523
That was the funniest shit
The fact they did a message to the terrorist attack too
TODD'S BRINGING STARFIELD
>>380111760
LWA gun posting is a treasure
BITCH DAB
>>380112434
Was Far Cry 3 "good?"
If you think "yes" then probably.
otherwise it's going to be the same, empty, boring dogshit with no real content, shitty writing, horrible characters, and repetitive nothing missions and nameless same 2 enemy models
>toronto
No Man's Sky DLC
IT'S A FUCKING TOY TIE IN GAME
>>380112598
this
>>380112523
WHERES THE GAY PRIDE RIBBON UBIFAGS?
>>380112567
disgusting I'm cringing so hard
>Ubisoft nintendo switch skylanders shovelware trash
Was that a nintendo switch controller?
LMAO
happy meals toys
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER: SKYLANDERS
>>380112782
yea
WE WANT THE SKYLANDERS AUDIENCE
is that a fucking amibo
>NO MAN'S SKY AMIIBO RIPOFFS
LITERALLY WHY
>TOYS
>A fucking cashgrab
>toyshit
this is torture
for gods sake
what a piece of trash conf
NO MAN'S SKYLANDERS
>these paid cheers
>nms
>but p2w
woah
innovation
>Fucking Skylander/Amiibo shit
>>380112523
Every fucking time
MODULAR AMIIBOS
>>380112782
Yup, Switch, XBONE, and PS4
>>380112598
You literal fucking mongoloid
What an awful idea
>Buy our figures
FUCKING CANADIANS DID THIS
>producer
HE'S A FUCKING TEENAGER
FUCKI9GN FALL 2018 tha pressent it in fucking year 2018 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>we want the lootcrate audience
MAN
I LOVE
BUYING
PLASTIC LANDFILL TO FILL MY HOUSE WITH LITERAL TRASH
AWESOME
A W E
S O M E
>we want the basement dweller audience
>>380112782
>>380112775
Yeah, this looks super gimmicky.
Feels bad for owning a switch and ubisoft brings out this crap.
>have a cool concept
>ruin it by ubisoft
how is this even possible
>building a toy to play a game
Nintendo is the fucking worst, no doubt amiboo children will mop it up
>toys to life no man's sky
So this is the power of the switch...
>doing good
>just dance
>phoneshit
>spacelanders amiiboshit
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
>>380113134
Literally NOTHING good has come out of this country.
NOTHING
>>380112523
>stage filled with weird circus people
>"now lets take a moment to remember those people killed in that gay night club"
Shit was gold.
>hello fellow 80's kids
>>380112973
But that describes 90% of games
>pay2winLink
Somebody actually managed to make a worse game than No Man's Sky
>grew up in the 80s
>>380113210
its on every fucking console, so you can't even fucking complain
>SONYMBOS
WE DID IT BROS
this guy's skinny lady hands disgust me
is that chatroom from yesterday's coverage up? I have the link on my laptop but I'm on my desktop right now
>>380113383
Why is that confusing to you?
kids play videogames too. relax
Looks like shit fuck you Canada
>>380113016
i love seeing the persons faces inside these suits
Anyone find it funny how the Switch is literally a Wii U with less exclusives? Even Ubisoft is the only one supporting it.
>>380112957
>>380112969
>>380112981
>>380112973
>>380112984
>>380113018
>>380113043
>>380113134
Remember this is the comfy thread. Go back to the sticky to shitpost.
>also digital
They're gonna make you pay for that too huh ?
>>380113303
fitting since faggots behave and dress like weird circus people
>you can see the dead soul in his eyes
>ubisoft broke him
>steep
time to go take a piss
>NO MAN'S SKYLANDERS
>Hello fellow nerds, I too grew up with akshun figures and animy
>switch
>no pc
Wew
>THE POWER OF THE NINTENDO SWITCH
What an awful fucking name
>>380113384
Blame Disney they wanted in on that shit right away. But who can blame them they know there audience will buy that shit.
I liked transformers buy my game
>>380110380
It's a huge build up for the next VR Child of Eden / REZ game and it's going to be awesome. Seriously those transitions sound 100% like CoE stuff.
>up next, new announcement
>steep
FUCK YOU.
MUMMY
>>380113498
Soory bout that bud
Snowboarding game? these are always boring.
>>380113538
go whine about it to someone that cares
Can someone give me a quick rundown? Missed most of the conference
>>380112040
Yawn why dedicate so much time to boring ass game
So, what did i miss?
Where is Splinter Cell ;_;
>athlets
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
I forgot this was announced, what was steep again?
Soccer mom
Will they pressent something that comes out this year ? FUCKING UBISOFT
>2018
>2018
>2018
>2018
>2018
THAN PRESSENT IT NEXT FUCKING YEAR
>>380113769
>Snowboarding game? these are always boring.
SSX Tricky and 3, 1080 Snowboarding and Avalanche, and Snowboard Kids 1 and 2 say fuck you.
>>380113813
Dancing Mortal Kombat ninjas and XCOM Mario stole the show.
what the fuck is this even about
WAIT IS THIS A MOUNTAIN CLIMBING SIMULATOR???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>380113913
Hopefully fucking dead forever
>>380113526
Ubisoft are only in for the easy money until the Switch isn't popular anymore
Wait a sec
Steep came out?
Holy shit I had no idea
>>380113813
Mario Rabbids is XCOM
Everything else has honestly been just a blur of shit
"snowboring"
>>380113538
kys
>>380114053
oh its a snowboard game
ohhhhhh
Oh shit better give ten minutes to talk about a fucking snowboarding game.
>America not top 3 listing
dropped
talking down to us about passion and dedication over a stupid game?
fuck off
>>380113895
mario xcom, some pirate game, south park, a space ship toy amiibo style game and that's about it
>>380114053
ur a fuckin retard mate,
Really want this game to succeed to encourage ea to bring back ssx. Still not buying it though.
>>380113813
New 2D Rayman
New Beyond Good and Evil
Ubisoft fucking won.
>>380114061
>Switch
>not popular anymore
lol good luck hoping for that
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER: WHITE PEOPLE
DRUMPF BTFO
>>380108760
>I have no friends
Doesn't that get lonely?
THE FUCKING MADMAN
F BOMB
>>380114963
You cant miss something you never had to being with.
s-sorry I had to say it uwu
What is national guard
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER: THE SAME ANIMATIONS SINCE FAR CRY 3
BIX BOOX MUTHA FUKKA
Diversity confirmed
>>380100546
>monkey with British accent
where did this trope come from all of a sudden
it's fucking everywhere
>>380116431
Because Britain is full of monkeys
E V O L U T I O N
>You play as two monkeys
>>380116431
Planet of the Apes, I'd guess.
CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE