GENESIS 3 MELEE EDITION
CREWS NOW ON twitch showdownsmash
smash4 hype look at that awesome up kill
the skill of it all is mind boggling
>finally, the fucking speedcancer event is over and those threads are starting to die out
>oh hey, what a fucking surprise, smash faggots ready to take up the mantle
now fuck off.
So where is this weasel ass fucker
>pp falls into depression hole
>m2k loses wifi password
>mango's winnings go to alimony payments
Is 2016 going to be the final nail in Memelee's coffin?
Melee threads before Genesis:
Can't wait until Genesis ends and we can go back to having good Melee threads. The one yesterday was perfect and now look at this trash.
Some of these crewmatches are brutal. It's almost a total knockout every single game.
He's not banned from tournaments, but because he's sponsored, going to america to compete is part of his job. He needs a visa to work in the US and his sponsor is still working that out.
wow youre new
customs denied him entry when he came to america for TBH5
TSM almost got him entry for this, but the paperwork hasn't been finalized yet
he doesn't need a work visa. Armada, javi, Eddie Mexico, Ice, etc. all dont have one
He's good looking with short hair and a shave.
Another player for the m2k meat grinder
>putting alex19 against m2k
I thought he quit competitive melee after getting cucked at the summit?
Alex19 getting 4 stocked? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records, Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic
>you will never have Alex's awesome beard
>you will never have Alex's awesome gains
life is suffering. at least I'm not a manlet I guess
what in the fuck is going on, why are they killing themselves???
3 WHOLE STOCKS
COUNT EM' 3 WHOLE STOCKS FROM ALEX19
WHAT A HIGHSCORE
Tardmaggot I'm 6'5" and put on 20lbs so far lifting and eating correctly. Four meals and two wheyscoops a day with some big lifts five days a week is all you need. We're all gonna make it you don't have to stay lanklet we can get out.
showdownsmash is running fine
showdowngg is running off a vcr or some shit that tafo found at the venue cause the original equiptment for gg got ruined on its transfer to the venue or something
Why would it be?
There are plenty of awesome melee players around that aren't the melee gods and we still got people like AmSa and Abate who will come in with unexpected characters.
>mango not looking too good
>playing in crews in a 4 v 11 situation
>3 stocked santiago
>got bopped by PPU, the solo marth main in the world
ITS OVER GUYS, HE LOST TO ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS IN A CREW BATTLE WHERE HE WAS HANDICAPPED
seriously, fuck off.
I had to go make dinner and only caught the end. What happened?
PPMD you niggest of niggers.
Even with his bad health fucking with his motion tracking skills it still rests on him to beat the Swedish invasion.
It's like when Gohan fought Zenkai Perfect Cell in the Kamehameha battle with one broken arm. PP just needs to turn Super Saiyan 2 and overpower Armada despite his injuries to save Earth.
I'm JUST starting to get some stringy black hairs on my chest. It's like I'm going through a second, tiny puberty.
Meanwhile, my legs, pubes and armpits have been crazy since I was 16.
What's your ethnicity, out of curiousity? I'm half mex half white.
Fuck off, then he shouldn't attend in the first place you stupid retard. Also his wife has always been batshit insane, you could literally bring this argumennt always. Fuck off faggot.
Methotrexate injections once a week and a folic acid pill everyday. After years of constant diarrhea I started the injections earlier this year and they've made me 100% normal. One solid shit about once every day or two. Doc says he's never seen someone react so positively to methotrexate.
>all these people complaining about these breaks
Each crew battle has a time slot of an hour. Because each one so far has basically been a blow out they're running ahead of schedule on each one which is why they're taking breaks.
Smash 4 crew stream finally restarting
Florida vs Mexico next
>implying I can dance
holy christ they needs to stick to TO'ing. streaming is clearly above what their tech/skill is capable off. the largest concentration of international players ever and it's all fucked to hell
HOW ARE THE JAPANESE SO GOOD AT SMASH 4
HOLY FUCK 64 IS A NON-ESPORTS STREAM THIS IS SO REFRESHING
Commentated by Canadians too no wonder its so fucking chill.
Do you guys think Armada has cum in her mouth?
Stop trying to paint PP off as the virtuous saint of melee. He used to fuck the shit out of this whore.
What went wrong?
>yfw Mango divorces his fat crazy cunt of a wife and leaves her to rot in prison
>yfw Mango hooks up with the hot pornstar chick and her pussy rejuvenates his career
>yfw Mango's son is no longer brought down by his bitch mother and he blossoms into the next GOAT
Ok I'm done looking through this girl's twitter. There was some interesting stuff there but this is definitely most interesting.
>Everyone constantly shits on Ken for no reason
>He barely even fucking plays melee and doesn't take any of it serious anymore, hes been through that like 10 years ago
>Takes out people like MacD anyway
He's the GOAT besides Armada. Fuck everyone who dismisses his skill.
bro deadass lauren's a crazy fuck, from experience
that pornstar chick tweeted a picture of cum on her tits like 2 days ago and tweeted about how she wants to get slapped while she cums also so idk who would be better
Man that faggot must have loved that match because he got assfucked.
That's prolly why. She says it's because they have other things to worry about first, though.
I talked shit to her on melee hell and she said some of the dumbest shit let me fucking tell you.
>throwing away two stocks in a crew battle
god damn I want team Ken to win so bad. I felt so bad for him when everyone laughed at him for his picks (although they were questionable) right in front of his face. Plus who doesn't like a good underdog
People like to shit on Ken for no reason. Well, the reason is that most community leaders or rather MIOM members are Mango dickriders and can't accept that Ken and Armada are the two real GOATs.
I played the Moon in pools at super nebulous 2. He was dressed in a black t shirt and black sweatpants that had orange bleach stains on me and he wrecked everyone using only fox in the pool. Overall a cool guy but dumb as hell.
WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S NOT A CUTE ARMADA SISTER
P P M D
I've been out all night, how has PP been playing?
>tfw you love PPMD, but want him to lose so ken team wins
why the fuck is this hbox team so stacked? Why was scar's team so shit?