Sm4sh, Melee + Smash 64 supermajor.
Crews currently going on.
Smash 64 doubles if you're into that.
Streams: showdownsmash, showdownsmash2, showdowngg, showdowngg2, LA_Smash
MacD is gay!
Wait, is it true that Dabuz took 10 stocks? That's 3 1/3 players. Damn.
He's still a faggot though.
>tfw main Rosalina in 4 and Peach in melee
I hate it that it is a meme that Peach mains are gay, because I actually am.
Why are meleefags so upset people want to discuss Smash4 too?
Are they really so autistic they can't share a thread?
"Mom please can we go we're missing Furcon"
"Shut the fuck up i wanna see mango lmfao"
>implying the controller matters
You can do it on the Gamecube controller too, autist.
I've been impressed with the level of play I've seen even just in pools. Smash 4 average skill level rising it seems. Some nasty edgeguarding
Les go William
Honestly Ken is such a nice guy. Just check out his stream. He did so much for this game and all the new kids constantly shit on Ken because they can't stand he's the real GOAT aside from Armada.
guys, my gf has been bareback fucking me ever since she got off her period a few days ago. She jumps me at random times and rides me until I come in her. I'm not ready for children, but I'm too beta to stop her. I just accepted a job at goldman sachs too
when did Gimr start to be likable?
Melee fags, what;s the primary reason you don't play smash 4?
For me, it's this thing
It's just bad video game design. 10 frames are just too fucking much.
Also, the momentum of your running speed does not carry over to the speed of your jump.
Also no dash dancing.
Also no wavedashing, wavelanding, L-cancel, combos, it also has abysmal DI, it also... ah fuck it, it's a piece of shit of a game.
when he shat all over the PM community
has there ever been a community more salty and pathetic?
Oh yay my favorite part of the thread.
You listen all primary reasons. Honestly, Smash 4 with good physics, actual combos and more movement options would be great. It doesn't even need l-canceling if they'd just universally reduce all landing lag or something (for the casual players, which Sakurai worships).
But no, Sakurai doesn't want none of that.
>implying Hbox isn't going to win crews
>implying Hbox isn't going to win teams
>implying Hbox isn't going to win singles?
>implying Hbox isn't going to humiliate
Nah, like, even top 16 for Melee are getting boring. It's the same people, doing the same things, and the only question we ever have to wonder is "which one of like five people is going to win?"
I always wonder how people are able to main Kirby. When I started the game I was awful and I was using S tiers. It seems like getting half-decent with Kirby would take long that I wouldn't have the mental fortitude to keep plating him.
Thou shalt not sleep on the kid.
Different topic. Apparently Plank gave the fucking pound 5 money? Really? Took him 5 years but thats nice.
We are living in great times bros.
So, who's a TO here? Ive been organizing monthlies here in germany. 40 people, but it's still something.
From what I gather, they flew out Lauren's porn star best friend and the Lauren got the idea that the porn star slept with Mango and tried to kill her. Then she went to prison.
God I would bust so many nuts inside of her.
Well he's getting a green card out of her so it's worth it for him.
Yes they're engaged
I'm more than a foot taller than her and she only weighs ten lbs less.
Since Mango's gf went to jail and will likely be charged with attempted murder, can Mango just abandon her? That's what I would do if I could get away with it. She probably wouldn't be able to hold the baby over him since she's legally fucked. That bitch always seemed like a crazy cunt, Mango should take the baby and run from her. Just take the baby with to tournaments and shit and train him to be the next GOAT from childhood.
>train him to be the next GOAT from childhood
People always talk about this shit as a joke, but if Mango actually does this, Mangolino will be absolutely unstoppable. Everybody who plays Melee didn't even learn competitive techniques until they were at least preteens, and they usually only had their equally bad friends to practice on. Being trained from birth by a top professional would be an insurmountable advantage for at least a decade I imagine.
i can't stand watching a luigi matchup for some reason. it really irks me
How is this not fat? Fucking americans
>armada has ANOTHER hot sister
Holy shit was his whole family just build to be fucked?
>out of shape
>alcohol out the ass
Mang0 is the trashiest motherfucker and it's exactly why I love him. He's the degenerate antihero of Smash.
that's why everyone loves him. fucking contrarians
that's why i love HBox. it's even more contrarian of a choice :^)
Which melee character do you play for
I practice marth, falco and peach properly but I want a pocket pick to just bust out have fun with
How fucking new are you? Is this your second tournament?
Its a salty sweet, they dont happen til nighttime. It doesnt happen until after all of the normal shit, scheduled for tomorrow at 10 pm Western
stop being a fucking documentary kid under the age of 18 and go back to fucking reddit and middle school you piece of shit
>not knowing when a salty sweet is
>HURR HAPPENED BEFORE THE TOURNAMENT
I wonder if Armada ever tapped it.
working at mcdonalds for your fucking minimum wage high school underage job fuckface? you are literally a cancer tumor inside of the asshole of the community. fucking dissapear into nothingness
>Armada is just constantly banging his hot sisters
I prefer S2J even with his shit edgeguards.
>those johnny stocks tho
he's a pleb for not having TSF as his tag tho
Can we talk about how great Wizzy is?
What a fucking beast
Literally the best Falcon in the world.
How can one be so young, yet so good?
Johnny better watch out, because Wizzy is coming.
Stop posting Tr4sh please we were having a good thread, stop trying to cause shit for no reason.
What would you do to Neha?
Also lol at the illusion of her arm being dumb long.
SleepyK and Vish are noticably anti-hype.
TOs typically stack shit commentators early in the tourney during not important shit, tonight its Scar and HMW, implying Scar's team doesnt make finals.
Top64 is split between HMW + Phil, Scar + Toph, D1 + Webs (lmfao that'll put me to fucking sleep), Vish + Chroma + Zhu
What fucking sucks is the G3 compendium unlocked a Day 2 non-esports stream, and Vish/Chroma/Zhu are lined up for it, three noticably not exciting comenttators
I'd cum inside her.
Also did anyone watch her stream a couple of days ago? Apparently she sperged out hard and went into a rage calling people virgins and telling them to kill themselves.
>tfw you play both games but know that melee is the better game
Can't we all just get along?
64 is cool
>not realizing a false flag
I really like Vish. He's qt and doesn't try to force hype or esports, he just acts normal. I can't stand the fake hype guys like D1 and EE, they try way too hard and it's cringeworthy.
I fucking hate EE and while I don't hate D1, I definitely don't like his commentary. Call me a faggot but I do like scar. I can tolerate toph when he's with scar. Other than that I think wobbles is a good commentator.
>tfw D1 killed all hype in the commentary scene and Prog carried him based off his charisma
>tfw D1 is a smash bros community manager and sucked Gimr's dick to be a main caster for VGBC
>tfw D1's commentary its absolutely abhorrent
deadass tho, still like him more than Webs and SleepyK. Atleast he doesnt put me to sleep
I have no idea if this one is actually a sister, she doesn't look like Armada like the others do.
LESS THAN ONE SINGLE HOUR UNTIL 64 SALTY SUITE MY BOYS
I can't wait to see people calling Mariguas a scrub when he gets beat by Isai with every character even though he's absolutely one of the best players in the game.
no he's going fox/falco, he mentioned which characters he's going which for on stream but I don't remember. He also might pull out his marth for very specific matchups, possibly m2k on fd.
>absolutely one of the best
No, Isai is absolutely the best. There is no debate. No questions asked, he is the greatest player to ever play 64.
That fucker made it to grand finals at Apex using MARIO. HE WON IT WITH JIGGLYPUFF.
If he even touches Top5 with DK, thats amazing
Check his youtube channel, he's done the most ludicrous shit with the best players in the world
>IMPLYING EAST COAST CANADA HAS A SMASH SCENE
Vish you absolute retard.
maybe he isn't as bad as /v/ says