It's the only threads where it's ever relevant to post these
>Some girl gamer on Counter Strike has an absolute meltdown:
>BALLS OF STEEL:
>Griefers on Gmod trap an angry child behind a wall of objects and he goes into hysterics:
>There's no Apache in Terraria part one, aspie server admin melting down:
>Stgggs I am the law:
>Absolute goldmine I came across recently of some Russian trolling 12 year olds in Minecraft. SEVERE VOLUME WARNING, 90% Russian gibberish and banshee screams, no actual understanding of Russian required.
>The guy has like 70 videos up and they're all good.
>Counter Strike Jailbreak server descends into anarchy:
>DOTA 2 guy has an aneurysm in broken Russian:
point of a cringe thread is to make it so that you cringe at the autists, not laugh at them.
All of your videos had the people making fun of the autists, a cringe video would have the autist believe that they were acting normal, causing you to cringe at their social ineptitude
>Stiggs and VideoCompiler are somehow cringe
>That moment where this guy proves that Fox News was right all along.
>Trying to say 'malicious'.
>Thinks someone of his mongoloid intellect could possibly "verbally annihilate" a critic.
Good post, I cringed into orbit around the autism star.
>that writing on sonic's ass
>Bartleby was in the class the whole year
>no supplies for Bartleby yet he's rich as fuck
No fucking way, this was amazing
Don't misunderstand me and think I'm defending their actions, but this would happen to almost anyone when they spend years working on one thing believing it will be well received only to be told that your work is shit. Not all people act like this and most move on but there's a definitely a reason as to why they act this way when everyone tells them it was a waste of time.
>Bartleby was in the class the whole year
Goddamn that was the funniest shit.
Comin' through with some never-before-posted vidya cringe
>"Wahhh im marginalized and have no money even though im wasting 100k on a liberal arts degree and i make shitty indie crap no one wants to play so i don't make any money"
>"Give me the money i deserve you billionaire fuck!"
How fucking entitled can you even be.
How the fuck did "her" parents fuck up so bad to let her be this fucking deluded?
There is a whole gallery of those... and yes, they all have holes, but this board is sfw.
They cost a fortune a make btw.
lifesize r63 tails plush
Someone, somewhere is fucking that.
There is also a pregnant renamon plush but I can not post it here.
>Wanted to pirate a small indie game some years ago
>Find the torrent
>Look at comments to see if it's legit
>Actual game dev posted a comment
>Saying he's glad so many people are interested in his game and understands that many would rather spend their money on something else - and because he spent 5-6 years working alone on it, at least people should tell their friends about the game
Dude, this stuff is amazing. The lad's got a nice post-modern style going on. I'm rad fond of the OO DO DO piece he crafted. Dude's got MAD talent, pure talent... that's the ticket! right there.
I remember this.
IT made videos saying OMG HE JUST RESPONDED OMG HAHAHA and kept trying to get him to give it money.
It was awful and it was fanb-...faniting so hard the whole time.
>normal pony alicorn
>sister of celestia
>tfw just want to watch a show about cute ponies and not be labeled as an autist by default
>takes 3 hours to reply to his comment
>replies back in less than 2 minutes
>12 minutes is way too fucking long to wait for her NID
>better call her out for everyone to see
>lest some other naive fool ask to play a game with her
Fuck me I can't take it. Why did he pick those lyrics
>>tfw just want to watch a show about cute ponies and not be labeled as an autist by default
Then just watch a show about cute anime girls,it's 9001% better the colored horses,and your autism meter will go down in half (at least in here)
>that actual autist in terraria
>One TERABYTE Hard Drive
It's your responses that's the real cringe faggots.
>I've verified with the Bestbuy salesperson that this computer should speed up my game
I knew there was something wrong about that /d/
It's the fact that he thinks the size on it matters for performance beyond being able to install windows and the game when it actually comes down to the speed of the drive (which he doesn't actually mention). Also that he capitalizes it as if that's a huge amount.
>ONE WHOLE TERABYTE
going out to eat
so why should I get scamed into wasting my time+money for the walk/drive, then pay extra for something that you could do for yourself and then pay for a shit tier scamartist waitress that is trying to persuade you into buying more drinks that cost more than the meal itself.
That's why you need to EARN it. Just doing the bare minimum isn't getting your ass extra money. By being charismatic and prompt with your job do you get people to throw money at you. I work at Waffle House, and that place was cut-throat if you weren't a mildly-attractive girl.
>Servers in the US are paid $2 to $3 per hour because restaurants are permitted to bypass the federal minimum wage requirements. Outright refusal to tip means that you're benefiting from the low food prices created by forcing servers to work for gratuities, without actually participating in the gratuity system.
So, are you all illiterate or just cheap assholes?
>Guilt tripping them to give you money
You feel guilty for being an asshole? Gee, I wonder why.
And unfortunately assholes like the above won't tip even if you were a good waiter. because they don't have anyone in their family who's ever been stuck in the complete scam known as waiter pay.
>Outright refusal to tip means that you're benefitting from the low food prices created by forcing servers to work for gratitudes,without actually participating in the gratuity system
That's fine, and if I ever visit burgerland I'll tip well if the waiter really did make a good attempt.
The problem I have with it however is when they just assume that you should give them 20% tip just for putting a plate on your table. Then I think it's ridiculous that they put the responsibility of their wage on you.
I'd tip if I was visiting your shitty country.
>stuck in the complete scam known as waiter pay
So it's the customers fault that the waiter isn't getting payed enough, not the restaurant or the waiter? How can you be stuck? Just leave and get another job.
When did i said it's bad? Did your autism prevented you from understanding the image i posted?
>Willingly get a job where you're paid less than minimum wage
>Thinking you deserve a penny for carrying my plate and drink 10 feet
Post yfw even Anthony Burch isn't this guy
>benefiting from making people struggle to pay their bills is okay
>So it's the customers fault that the waiter isn't getting payed enough, not the restaurant or the waiter?
No, but it's just a polite and decent thing to tip, even if it's just a dollar or two.
>How can you be stuck? Just leave and get another job.
Remember the recession? When jobs were scarce? Yeah. People got stuck in restaurant jobs if they were employed there at the time, and they still are because they can't afford a higher education.
>underpaid restaurant job or starve unemployed
>get paid less than minimum wage because you're expected to earn tips
>people won't tip whether you earned it or not
>"WELL YOU JUST SHOULDN'T BE WORKING HERE LOLOLOL HAVE FUN WITH POVERTY"
>Not recognizing the artist
Its like you live under a rock or something. Prepare to be disappointed tho, as his art looking good is the only thing he has going for him since he draws some really fucking weird shit.
>Being too fucking stupid to get a well paying job
Hell, fucking Walmart pays $10 an hour minimum now. Don't complain to us about your shit pay start a union or some shit.
For me if they were actually somewhat humble about it I'd tip more (theoretically since I don't live in tipland). If they just assumed you wouldn't tip and still tried to do their job well then I'd love to tip.
The problem comes when if you decide not to tip for either personal reasons or because they did a bad job they think you're a piece of shit. Or when you actually do tip them well then they aren't happy with it because they automatically assumed they would get it.
It's still their fault for being in that position. Don't make your problems mine, that's bad service. Bad service leads to me not wanting to tip.
There's the keyword.
>start a union or some shit.
I've been so knowledgeable on this subject because my Dad worked at a Pizza Hut which was franchised out. The new owner took away every bonus everyone there had ever earned, and started everyone out again at just over restaurant wage. She told everyone she'd dock their pay even further if they unionized or filed a lawsuit. The lawsuit happened anyway, but my dad never found out if she followed through since he eventually got cancer and went on disability. Cancer-free for two years, thankfully.
this guy is my fucking favourite, what an alpha. nigga makes his own damn day
yeah this dude's retarded but the feeling sucks ass, happened to me like three times recently
>ask friend for his nnid
>he never accepts the request
>ask friend to add you
>they never do
what the fuck, these are people i'm pretty close to too
>Tfw skeleton forearms like this faggot
A undertale tattoo with a shit load of cutting scars under it Brilliant
I'm getting a tattoo that actually has meaning to ME. Seeing shit like
>The tri-force represents my courage, wisdom and bravery
really ticks me off. Obviously it doesn't carry deep meaning to you so stop pretending.
Incoming tattoo hate force :^)
Here you go, /v/. Haven't seen this one here yet.
>MY tattoo is gonna have meaning, MY tattoo is gonna be the coolest
please stop...not only are you baiting, but literally no one cares about your tattoos, and they never will.
If it has so much meaning to you, write it down in a journal, close it forever, burn it so it's symbolic and you get to move on.
Literally wearing you feelings on your sleeve (or god forbid your chest or back) is embarrassing.
>Elysian Shadows is an upcoming multiplatform indie 2D role-playing video game in development by Elysian Shadows Team. The game will be published by WaterMelon, which previously developed and published the Sega Genesis title Pier Solar and the Great Architects in 2010.
>The game will be published by WaterMelon, which previously developed and published the Sega Genesis title Pier Solar and the Great Architects in 2010.
>the Sega Genesis title Pier Solar and the Great Architects in 2010.
>Elysian Shadows is being developed for the Sega Dreamcast, as well as the Ouya, iOS, Android, Windows, OS X, and Linux platforms.
>>MY tattoo is gonna have meaning, MY tattoo is gonna be the coolest
I never said that, I just said that it means something to me. The reasons for why is mine. I don't care if it means something to anybody else.
Imagine going to a convention as an adult player and being surrounded by children and their parents.
Oh really? because you seem to want to talk about it really bad. Or else you wouldn't have said shit.
Fucking tattoo fags, just as bad as vegans.
wait a minute...
>mfw i just realized why so many vegans have tattoos.
>I supported this shit for a while now
>nobody ever brings it up
>only ever 31 views at most
wow, that's like, so deep and mysterious and cool...
please tell us about your cool meaningful tattoo anon-kun~
A handful of classics COMING RIGHT UP
Or my personal favorite
ACtually, that was my first assumption. Maybe I'm just paranoid. I mean, no sane janitor would pull a stunt like that. So I'd piss on the bags (and the wall, too, where the flyers are) and then drop a steam, spite-filled log on one of the toilet seats, hoping my janitor bro wouldn't mind taking one for the team, and looking back that's one of the craziest things I've ever typed on this website, and that's saying an awful lot
But it's true, damn it.
They have tattoos because vegans are massive attention whores.
It's like the old joke:
>An atheist, a vegan, and a feminist walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes.
>see mgsv trailer
>wow that flaming whale is cool
>few months later
>getting a tattoo
>no idea what to get
>think about that flaming whale
>tattoo guy says flames will look like shit
>get a plain whale tattoo instead
>"Wow anon, cool tat, what does it mean"
>"uhh.. a whale?"
>in the 30 fps limousine, the ride is comfortable enough you can a more personal cinematic feel like a movie star
Is this real? Do children do this now? Is this a thing? Man I though I thought the worst part about having a kid was drugs or banging a teacher. But I think this would be outside my ability to deal with.
You can't win with faggots like you. If I try to explain it you'll say that I'm a special snowflake and if I don't you just start assuming things.
>Doing something for yourself and not wanting to disclose it ACTUALLY means that you were doing it for attention the whole time :O
I only kept talking about it because you kept replying
You'd have an argument if I had a tattoo on my cheek or something
>telling someone else they are worth less than them
>Tip to some Amuricunts just so they can afford to buy some more burgers and nuggets
>believing they have the mental capacity to judge the value of something
You didn't have the mental capacity to judge whether ruining your skin with shit nobody cares about was a good idea or not.
Has anyone posted the video of the fedora faggot saying "notice me senpai, notice me" in an interview about a statue
How did you walk yourself into this? You literally posted about how you disapproved of some guy's tattoo, personally invite tattoo haters to respond, then proceeded to say
>uh-uhhh i dont wanna talk about...already told some other anons about my tattoo today, just not feeling up to it
and you keep going because why?
You're clearly seeking people approval for your tattoo, no matter how much you deny it. On 4chan, of all places. You're care about my replies enough to keep track of them and reply. You're a sad, attention seeking shit sack. Just shut the fuck up.
>If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to go out and eat
That's like saying if you can't afford food you shouldn't be living, yet homeless people still manage just fine.
It's been awhile since Ive laughed so hard
Sounds like me. Every time I have a talk about tattoos with my normie friends and they ask what tattoo I want and I tell them, they'll ask what it means and I'm just like "Fuck man I don't know, I just think it looks cool"
It's the fucking symbol of the Hōjō clan!
Tip jobs pay a fuck of a lot more than minimum if you're not a fucking cunt to your customers. My buddy works at tgi fridays and he banks like 200 on a busy night because he's god damn cute as hell and was raised with some manners
The reason its so rude to not tip is because you have the job of socially exerting yourself and making sure you're likable to every one of your tables, while simultaneously memorizing new information about them, their orders, and whats going on with the kitchen all at once. Plus the obligatory balancing act when you bring food out.
It's not an easy job. Any literal downey can work at walmart doing repetitive shit for 8 bucks an hour. Retail and stock rooms are mindless work.
But if you turn your brain off for a second while working tables, you've potentially squandered your entire tip just because the customer had to subject himself to the painstaking, agonizing activity of lifting their hand up to remind you that their drinks aren't there yet.
If every single no-tip fag worked tables for a week, they would never tip under 15% ever again.
>there are more girls than boys on 4chan.
Have I been lied to? I'm surrounded by fucking london.
>tfw arm covered in cutting scars because I was that stupid faggot who cut himself
>got over the faggotry and become a functioning member of society
>the scars still haunt me to this day
>afraid of even showing them because people will think ill of me
I dug my grave and I can't bring myself to lie in it
We are all girls here. We just pretend to be boys on the internet.
Cosmetic surgery is your friend it isn't magic but it will be less noticeable,and cutting is retarded(if any of you faggots cut and are reading this when you feel like an emo bitch hit the gym and turn the pain into gains.)
>go to asian countries(Philippines and India), get happy service, smiles all around and plenty helpful. tip whatever the rate is
>go to murika, bored waiter has us repeat the order twice before his unlearned fingers can form the letters on the pad with his pen
>smells of way too much deoderant
>food's a little bit later than you'd expect, comes out with fuck all presentation and put on the table with a clang
>was kinda ok food but not really, we had to ask for water
>finish, pay the bill with heaps of small notes. leave a penny tip
>mfw imagining that cunts facewhen he finds the penny in the middle of a pile of 1s and 5s
Why doesnt the mom just unplug the internet? is she stupid?
>the people who do gay ERP with spoilers are probably all girls
Yeah, Notch isn't some kind of indie god, he basically just got lucky and struck gold.
But that doesn't mean he's a cunt either, he's actually pretty based, and I'm glad someone like him made two billion instead of some "marginalized trans developer" looking for pity and free money.
i've tried so many times but i always had to skip, its just too much
face of his family trying so hard to cover the shame disgust and disappointment while he's dancing is hilarious tho
>Servers in the US are paid $2 to $3 per hour because restaurants are permitted to bypass the federal minimum wage requirements.
>However, if your total income (wage+tips) still falls below minimum wage, your employer is required to make up the difference.
Fixed that for you, friend! No problemo this time, thought I'd save you the trouble since some people may have thought that you were intentionally misleading them.
But you're false flagging anyway, so what does it matter?
>hoping my janitor bro wouldn't mind taking one for the team
Oh of course not. I am sure he wouldn't mind cleaning up the literal shit and piss, the fucking bodily excrement, of a grown ass adult man, just because you felt like you needed to make some retarded ass point at the expense of some undoubtedly underpaid worker.
Just remove the bags and signs. Shitting and pissing on things to voice disapproval is what a literal fucking monkey does.
that wasn't even as bad as you are making it out to be
the only real cringe in the video was when she entered the weaboo lair (and the fact that a weaboo lair existed in the first place), but other than that, the dude has a passion and he's not afraid to follow it, how can you fault him for that?
plus he got to meet a star face-to-face, so he had that going for him
not him but it sounds like you've got some experience in this field
Of course, you declare all your tips for tax purposes, right, Anon? You wouldn't ever slip just a dollar or two in your pocket and "forget" to pay your fair share for that income you recieve, would you?
>Rolls up sleves
>crosses arms to push fat into bicep shapes
>developing a game for dreamcast and ouya
This guy seems like a winner, looking forward to pirating his game to see how bad it is.
Those aren't girls, those are trap wannabes
Girls play faggy looking dps characters
Rogues and ninjas and shit
>be an american restaurant owner
>laws allow you to pay waiters less than minimum wage
>customers have to pay some of your waiter's wages ON TOP OF THE FOOD
>food still isn't cheaper
>Bitches that people that play videogames hold all the power
Does this fool not realize that no one would buy his shit games would not play said games if the roles were reversed. Imagine a flood of fucking Gone Homes, I'd stop playing videogames or play japanese ones exclusively
>he's actually pretty based
I'm sure everyone at Mojang would agree
People who know nothing about computers but still think they have done nothing wrong are always a goldmine
/v/, if you were to get a tattoo, what kind of tattoo would you get?
FOH scum detected.
Want to learn about the real thankless job? Try being BOH where we see all of our hard work being pocketed by you fucked because you have the skills of a monkey able to carry the tray from the kitchen to the table.
>Batman tv series box standing sideways
>amerifats triggered by people being paid for their work instead of relying on customer's pity
that guy is kinda right, first, women don't logically think like men, and second, you wouldn't know the kinds of shit bored woman would pull just to get some kind of excitement.
>go to upscale restaurant
>only tip $5
>waitress tries to be all polite about it and explain their customs
>laugh at her and tell her I revoke my $5 tip due to her attitude
>she has tears in her eyes
>never eat there again
people that tip are suckers, we all had a good laugh about that in the ride back home
>live in australia
>people are paid properly so there's no need for tipping unless service is particularly exceptional, and even then
>all is good, all are happy
America is stupid.
You have my interest.
Yeah, I seriously doubt that. /v/ is like a magnet for nasty cock sluts. If anything it's the exact opposite.
Even if that's true, you can't be a cunt and be based at the same time, anon.