SUPER METROID TIME
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What will it take for him to switch his gender back?
Do you guys ever feel embarassed when watching this stream? Not yourself but for the people you're watching?
On the one hand, I love videogames and watching people play them well but on the other hand, these guys are gigantic nerds. They can't just play the game, they have to do some gay shit that they think is hilarious when it's really not at all and all I can do after seeing it is think to myself "god damn what a fucking nerd" which I've never actually thought before in my life.
>Reminder that Big Jon is not banned
No, they just banned someone for defending him on Twitter, and they certainly wouldn't even CONSIDER banning him from future events for his "problematic" behavior.
Thanks for the chuckle, m80.
Are you not gonna sperg out about this bitch?
>go into threads
It just isn't fair, why do people always play Nintendo games
What game which has never been in an AGDQ would you like to someone speedrun?
>he doesn't save the animals
why bother completing the game if you're not going to complete it correctly
>Jewranium "I'll shiv you in the neck" "I suck at tech support and setups" "Dungeon Master level 3000" Anchor
Goose is pretty good, definitely high tier. Not sure about god tier.
Is it obligatory to have at least one female in the front row of the audience and on the couch?
I like MexiricanBassMonkey. He's like werster-lite in that he's both informative and entertaining. He's the best chance at there being a good Pokemon run at SGDQ now that werst is banned.
>DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
I don't think anybody's ever done the original Max Payne. It's one of my favorites of all time.
The feeling of maybe having friends for once would be nice.
And easy pussy.
>room almost empty
this is proof GDQs are dead
it's just 80% normies and normie accessories like gfs and friends who dont even run now who just use GDQ as a means of meeting up with other people they know
>we want to appear as normal as possible so to avoid associating autism to repeatedly running the same game over and over again we place girls in the front row to boost normie interest
would you accept a hug and a kiss from her?
Have a good time and treat it as a one time experience. They've never shut anyone down in the middle of the stream for being "problematic", they're too cowardly for that. You'll be banned afterwards, but just have fun. Fuck them.
>very few people
>too many people
>very few people
I don't get you people
Big John a best but
Not a bad runner but if it weren't for the Chibimeme I doubt you would've included him
Also I think Caleb is pretty great as well.
They keep banning the autism core and by proxy their audience, all they're left with are people who watch reality television. It's telling that they are having a terrible year for donations.
Holy shit how long does it take to set up a fucking layout?
Well since they saw fit to bring back fucking Fire Emblem- the antithesis of a speedgame- I'd fucking love to see Big Jon play NES Open Tournament.
LoZ has a soft lock the first run, but they let him reset and he ended up with a very good time.
Metroid Prime had 2 autistic commentators and the runner had to keep correcting them, they also stopped the run because the stream kept stopping
Metroid Fusion race was meh
I don't remember much else
The problem is they banned all the good people or just rejected every one of their runs for no reason. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy who ran HM gets banned for mentioning Donald Trump.
You're going to create a time paradox!
CavemanDCJ was fucking based in everything he did.
Whether it was that shitty bonus stream fighting game some gdqs ago where he BTFO everyone, or his other runs
And Caleb is total shit
>everyone look at me I only wear a wifebeater
>SAY IT BITCH SAY YOU LOVE ME OR I'll CHOKE YOU
>aaah I suck at mario 64 I'll smash some chairs! ROID RAGE
>tfw they made the runners through out the Trump hat
>Guy on left embraces her
>Guy on right gets pissed off
Ape Escape 3
I'm thinking of doing it myself next year.
Yes, that's the point. AGDQ is bloated and way too self important at this point. It's a fucking event where nerds gather and play games fast, it's not some huge media fundraiser event with celebrities and political figures, for fuck's sake. I can't believe people got angry at him for running a fun, lighthearted run for a change, like seriously.
>forgetting you can still get repeating zeros
Last year at one of the events I remember some fat mexican kid did some FE speedrun and it was like 8 hours long. Awful. And he didn't have any worthwhile commentary and just mumbled to himself.
WHY ARE THEY PLAYING METROID
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE HL2
WHERE IS THE HL2 YOU.....YOU....
those two should hold their other hands together
It's literally just a parody of donation comments, lurk moar. This was probably a common early version before it spiraled into weirder territory.
Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!
I'm pretty sure that they know the battleblock devs, so that explains it. Having said that the HLM run was fucking GOAT and it deserved a better slot. Would've preferred HLM1/2 runs instead of the KH1.5 shit we had yesterday for sure.
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
WHO HAVE NEVER PLAYED SUPER METROID AND THINK METROID PRIME IS THE PINNACLE OF THE SERIES
I hate to think about all the great people that persished just in this decade. And for it feeling like a blip of time but it's actually years and years ago.
Aw man, I missed the whole LoZ run.. it went by so fast.
>see they're uploading runs I missed to youtube right away
>go to check out the Mario 64 race
>mfw that echo
>mfw it was present in nearly every video from the first day
How could this possibly have happened?
>tfw my first and only metroid was
Greetings from Germany!
Watching AGDQ with my family and wife's son this year!
MY FUCKING FAMILY AND WIFE DIED LAST YEAR OF CANCER, THEY ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD.
Anyway, keep up the good runs and save the animals!
Are we getting a suprise announcement of Daikatana 2?
I was trying to get comfy. Why the fuck is this allowed?
I have never played Super Metroid but always claim I did and it's one of the best games of all time because I know it'll give me /v/ cred. I do mean to play it though, sometime. I just don't enjoy playing on emu
don't expect much. it is run in the literally worst version/category: any% on old patch
this means: duping items, skipping and glitching through 85% of the game and basically not giving a joyful viewer experience.
I have spent hundreds of hours in bloodborne and have seen the glitched run aswell as a current patch all bosses + DLC run and the latter is by far the most superiour and fun way to watch bloodborne
There is not one single origin. Some people just like to add "Greetings from [insert home country]" to their donation message. While this used to be occasional, last SGDQ literally every single donation had that line and since an awaful lot of germans did this, the particular "greetings from germany" stuck.
I think there was a run at the last event, for Vanquish maybe? Where the guy with a basically numb right side ran the game one-handed with a donation incentive for someone on the couch to hold his other hand for the entirety of the run.
Is that gayer?
I would pay a lot of money to fuck her
are they going to kiss after this is done?
OH GREAT Half life 2 next, like Left 4 dead 2 was the pinnacle of entertainment.
>we didn't practice for saving the animals
inb4 dozens of donations to save the animals now
You're shitting me right? What's wrong with people who keep running that shit? Is it sheer laziness, they learned how to fight Rotten and can't be bothered to learn any other bosses?
Transformer had a pretty good atmosphere, it was run by the dude who did Vanquish last year.
DMC4 was too boring to keep me interested so I stopped watching, dunno if anything interesting happened later on.
At the end of super metroid you have a choice to save the animals or leave them. In speedruns, you leave them because it's faster - GDQs have a donation incentive to vote for either option
Caitelady obviously. Such a pretty girl.
>People pay money to prevent world records
>At a speed running event
halfcoordinated is one of the coolest fucking runners at these events, you shut the fuck up
I wish I had a cute girlfriend to play games with sharing 1 controller and after some minutes we keep looking at each other more and more until the game becomes just a side thing and we get distracted by making out and falling into the sheets, making love to each other and then comfily sleeping together
FUCK OFF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WR holder for DS2. It's 5 Rotten. Everyone I know who still runs it says they do it because it's so easy to slip back into, and you can just kind of black out having to remember tricks and timing. Because you just fight the rotten.
All I see in these threads is complaining and misery
>people are b&
>bitches and whores
>2013 was better
Protip: if you hate AGDQ so much, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN WATCH IT?
If this motherfucker says hype one more time
Greetings from Austria!
I'm a young artist trying to get into art college, and since I just got my first job making postcards, I can finally afford to donate. So here's to you all great runners out there, no matter how camp your game is. Keep up the good work, and blitz the cancer out of here! HEIP!
The charity aspect almost prevented me from buying the Paper Mario shirt.
>Protip: if you hate AGDQ so much, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN WATCH IT?
They are children. At least 90% of them.
Children whose parents don't love them enough, so they lash out on the internet against others so others can be just as miserable as them.
Sad but true.
i can never remember which is which because it is not information a man needs to know
Greetings from the Philippines!
I'm an American speedrunner living in the Philippines. My best friend died of skin cancer recently, and it makes me glad to help however I can. In April I'll be participating in a "walk for cancer" charity event, so lets both save some frames and kick cancer's butt!
This is a bonus gimmicky run, the other is the "real" speedrun
Unfortunately due to utter fucking retards it will feature a complete waste of time in a SPEED RUN by saving the animals
what was that one run with the two dudes shittalking each other constantly
i can't remember if it was a coop game or a race, but these guys had mad bantz. i think it was last year, no idea what the game was
>My brother might lose his legs
Sounds like he won't be a speed runner anymore
>Brossentia nowhere to be seen
But for how long senpai
Why are you in these threads if you dislike them so much
Also, there is one thing /v/ does very consistently and at a high niveau, and that's bitching about things. Why do you want to take this joy away from the people here?
Greetings from "foreign country" is extremely common in the donation comments. Germans are the ones that do it the most for some reason. If you've followed a couple GDQs live you'd be sick and tired of it like the rest of us.
>two runners who don't look like total rejects
>two runners who can properly talk and articulate themselves
>two runners who have fun without meme'ing up the place
2nd est run so far, best one was Blechy commented knowledge bomb runs
Greetings from Germany,
What you guys are doing is awesome! I'm donating 30 dollars because my girlfriend loves speedrunning and recently learned she had cancer. Luckily she caught it very early and she was treated successfully. Lesson for all: check your testies!
he is not like other people