Fucking sharps, those lanky-ass cocksuckers. Too good to ride mounts. Always trying to snipe me with a bow. Fuckin' sharps. Only thing worse then sharps are 'breeds. Half-elf, half-human, nobody likes 'em. Though, on the down low, for real? 'em breed girls ain't look too half bad. I'd sheathe my pork sword in their salami sheathe.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A FILTHY MER WOULD SAY
Yes I would. I would take her hand and propose her marriage behind the moon shadow, saying how cute and gorgeous she is, and then end the night with a kissu and letting her cuddle with me in the grass.
Who /orc/ here?
That's weird. The dark elves in GATE seem to be Neutral or Lawful Evil
Didn't mean to quote
I agree. Elves are a plague against humanity and must be purged. I will take on the heavy burden of seeing these elves wiped from the face of the Earth.
If you see an elf, capture her unharmed and bring her to my house and I will see to it personally that she is properly fu- I mean purged.
They cause exhaustion and limpness in penis.
And last 2 pages are here
Elves are a miracle of the universe.
The fact that they don't exist makes life pure torture.
>no superior long animu ears
Best way to show expression
>Implying we weren't meant to coexist and breed with each other
>Top physical condition
>Naturally dexterous and flexible
>Stay youthful for hundreds of years
>Spending an orc's entire life as his collared sex-slave is pretty much a one night stand in an elf's lifespan
Wouldn't you be?
If Elves are so superior to Humans, then why are they wrong about everything? Why is there civilizations clearly inferior to Humans, or even Dwarves for that matter? They are all just a bunch of tree hugging hippies who still use Bows as weapons.
>implying the bow isn't a weapon of finesse and needs lifelong training
>implying living in cramped dirt-ass cities makes your life better
>deliberately forgetting about magic to make your argument look better
>>implying the bow isn't a weapon of finesse and needs lifelong training
Humans and Dwarves have Guns. Sorry Elf fuccboi, but Bows might as well not even exist anymore.
>>implying living in cramped dirt-ass cities makes your life better
Because living in some shitty tribe in the wilderness is so much better, right?
>>deliberately forgetting about magic to make your argument look better
Humans can use Magic too, stupid.
you're on /v/ board, reasonable(?) guess would be to say it's a videogame of some sort.
>Humans and Dwarves have Guns.
Depends on the settingThose are inaccurate as fuck and only scare horses, when they are not blowing up in your face. The bows serve those that have time and patience to learn them.
>Because living in some shitty tribe in the wilderness is so much better, right?
Better to live like the animals of the wild than to live like rats.
>Humans can use Magic too, stupid.
And those mages die of old age before they can gain true power.
>he doesn't know about egg laying and parasite offsprings
integrated in options, anon.
No wonder only japs have taste these days what with cancer like you around.
>Those are inaccurate as fuck and only scare horses, when they are not blowing up in your face. The bows serve those that have time and patience to learn them.
Well Bows must be even shittier consider Humans and Dwarves willingly use Guns over Bows.
>Better to live like the animals of the wild than to live like rats.
Keep telling yourself that, savage.
>And those mages die of old age before they can gain true power.
Lmao the best mages become Lichs to attain immortality anyways.
The text you're seeing is japanese and you have managed to telepathically learn japanese.
yes, it does
>Well Bows must be even shittier consider Humans and Dwarves willingly use Guns over Bows.
Shitty mass produced weapons for a shitty mass produced race. Atleast the dwarfen work can look nice.
Says the one who shits on the streets.
>Lmao the best mages become Lichs to attain immortality anyways.
>Implying nerds that are so lonely that they need to raise stupid skeletons are any good
If you would be immortal you wouldn't need to worry
Typical human propaganda
You wouldn't an elf, would you?
Human mages are the most powerful because they are pure.
>lost my /tg/ story captions when hard-drive decided to resign
Had some elf stuff too, someone post if you've got any.
Yeah weird how some gook shit no one's ever heard of does it differently.
>no doujin where the orc finally gets tired of her and remodels her shithole
why even live
>everyone's a winner!
>even if competition is being a smelly kiss-less virgin
You should give it a read anon. Its pretty neat.
>Proud, xenophobic warrior race
>Doesn't take no shit from anyone
>Deflected two demon invasions
>Exiled less desirable from their territory
>Now reduced to nothing but cheerleaders and peace loving moralfags
The only cool elves, and Metzen fucks it up as always.
wot da zog iz da squishy eldar up to now?
Dungeons & Prisoners.
An on development eroge that takes a lot of its mechanics from D&D 3.5.
The demo shows huge promise but it's one of those one man endeavours so don't expect it to come out very soon, if ever, because the guy is constantly ill and its messing with the work getting done.
>orks don't have reproductive organs
>aren't much interested in harming other races unless it's a proper fight
>eldars have all sorts of crazy bitches
WH40K could actually turn this doujin into reality without even bending it's canon
savior of humanity
What's wrong with it? Its better than the arc where they went back to Japan. Atleast now they are back operating in the magical realm.
Not really looking forward to the anime though.
>What were the women doing
>What's wrong with it?
Elf PTSD is boring and shit. Would rather see more of what happened with Delilah.
>Its better than the arc where they went back to Japan.
Not really. Got some info on Itami, his scene with Rory and there was a nice bit of comedy. People only tend to say it's shit because they misconstrue a few scenes.
>See the dark elf on the cover
>"oh hey she looks hot"
>See her getting eaten by some huge dinosaur
That's not her, but one of another Dark Elf warrior that volunteerd to go with them to kill the Dragon. They all got wrecked because they didn't know how to properly use the AT4's.
I hate seeing delicious chocolate elf die, MC or cannon fodder.
>wake up whenever you feel like tapping some dick starved purple ass
>immediately doze off again to skip all the noise until you want to do some more amazons
You could say they were
living the dream
>/tg/ is now /quest/
>Every single thread is a fifty-seven part circlejerk that maybe three people follow
>/v/ gets /vg/ and /vr/ but /tg/ just has to choke on it
Orcs are just cool green buddies who want to get along.
What would /tg/ get split into? Boardgames, TT RPGs and what? /v/ got broken up because of traffic -- which /tg/ does not have.
I hate to break it to you but /tg/ dug its own grave. Splitting the board wouldn't do anything because the userbase is comprised of disgusting autists endlessly posting abhorrent garbage.
Same deal with /co/. It's like shitting in a clogged toilet.
>Incredibly skilled warriors with cat-like reflexes, great eyes for archery etc.
>Talented at crafting light armour that has great protection
>Good with magic
Anyone who mains an Elf is a filthy powergamer.
I just want quests to leave. They're /tg/-related only in the loosest possible sense, they take up 90% of the board, and I'm pretty sure the concept started on /b/ or /v/.
>disgusting autists endlessly posting abhorrent garbage
Where do you think you are right now
Only the druids were asleep. All druids were male but not all males were druids.
Since Night elves had been immortal until the ending of the 3rd war, I don't think they had much sex other than for recreational purposes.
Anyone who plays fantasy wants to be opposite of what they want. Dwarf players are manlets, but that's the only thing they have in common. Mom won't give them the cash for alcohol and they're not supernaturally strong either.
>I don't think they had much sex other than for recreational purposes.
>like to use magic in games
>like to max out magic to be an powerful mage
>elves always get magic bonuses
>tfw I hate elves because they always think they're better
Make sure to protect you Orcs from their evil ways.
High Elves are snobby cunts that are always causing shit because "muh superiority".
Wood Elves are creepy weirdos. They're just really fucking weird.
Dark Elves all have a persecution complex and most decide to be assholes about it.
Brown Elves are made for loving.
it's kind of like stage fright, the more you are in the spotlight the more anxiety you get.
One gets afraid of fucking it up big time, in front of lots of people.