Elves are a plague.

Elves are a plague to my wang :^)

That elf is fucking perfection.

Daily reminder that hate for elves is due to the fact that in Tolkein mythos elves were literally better than anyone else. Anger against elves is literally jealousy.

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Elves need to die.
Especially brown ones.

Dwarfs are abominations. Death to all dwarfs.

Humans must die!

We are the dwarfs right?

ELF LOVERS GO HOME

Elves are pure, fragile specimens that need rape to survive.

>>283684528
Yes

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What about Cras?

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ABSOLUTELY inhuman!

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>>283683938

Why do people in RPG's hate Dark Elves?

>>283684951
ded gaem

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>>283684951
S1 Eva best girl

>>283685089
Because they're vile and evil

>>283684789
I heard that female elves feed on other races semen to get enough strength until they pupate and after some time they evolve into male elves.

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>>283685014

Fucking sharps, those lanky-ass cocksuckers. Too good to ride mounts. Always trying to snipe me with a bow. Fuckin' sharps. Only thing worse then sharps are 'breeds. Half-elf, half-human, nobody likes 'em. Though, on the down low, for real? 'em breed girls ain't look too half bad. I'd sheathe my pork sword in their salami sheathe.

>>283685497
>this whole post
Typical human man.

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DID SOMEBODY SAY ELVES

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Would you marry an elf?

>>283685014
gosh she is adorable

>>283685762
fuck no

>>283685605
Nah man its just a bunch of khajeet

ELF GAMER GO HOME

>>283685762
Only if she is pure. HA!

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>>283685878
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A FILTHY MER WOULD SAY

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>>283685762
Dolce is better

>>283685412

he made more?

>>283685932
>tfw elf streamers dont even care about games they're playing, they just need to show their boobs/pecs on webcam and donations start flowing
fucking race traitors man

Elves exist for rape.

>>283685412
>Nigga stopped because he realized he was popular
I don't get it.

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>>283685762
yes, Meg's a cutie

>>283686061

they're both not as good as Xiao Pai

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>>283686004
They're the purest.

>>283685762
Yes I would. I would take her hand and propose her marriage behind the moon shadow, saying how cute and gorgeous she is, and then end the night with a kissu and letting her cuddle with me in the grass.

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>>283683870

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>>283686235
Xiao Pai is inferior version

>>283686260
That's lewd and all, but at this point you are allowed to go one step further. Touch her ears

>>283686274
>Savior of humans

Nothing wrong.

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>>283685412

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>>283686235
Who /orc/ here?

>>283686274
why did the acolyte die?

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>>283685206
That's weird. The dark elves in GATE seem to be Neutral or Lawful Evil

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>>283686497
Whoops. Let's start it out right.

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>>283686509

>>283686509

lewd elves begging for the d is so cute I don't think I can fap to it.

>>283686063
3 chapters of this stuff.

>>283686179
More popularity=higher expectations. Not everyone can deal with that knowledge.

>>283686550
traitor of the state

what do you think, that stalin didnt go after other russians too?

>>283686179
Stop before it turns to shit.

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>>283686624

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>>283686154
Then are elf maids for super rape?

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>>283686509
Didn't mean to quote

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I AM ANGRY

ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

>>283686803

who are these cum chums?

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>>283686813

>>283686813
Best Orc.

He just wants a comfy life

I agree. Elves are a plague against humanity and must be purged. I will take on the heavy burden of seeing these elves wiped from the face of the Earth.
If you see an elf, capture her unharmed and bring her to my house and I will see to it personally that she is properly fu- I mean purged.

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>>283686741

>>283686154
>Still believing the elf rape myth

Elves invented that to demonize poor orcs.

>>283683870
You were right all along, Garithos. The Alliance needs you now more than ever.

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>>283687105

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>>283686973

>>283685014
>that fashion
10/10

>>283685605
I don't remember. Why does bucket here hate Mer and want to kill them?

>>283684528
But dwarves are the intelligent race, we know we can coexist. Fuck elves tho.

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>>283687230

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>>283687241

>>283686179
Japanese are the ultimate hipsters. The only ones that can live with their work being known to more than 5 people total are soulless sellouts.

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>>283687230

>>283684149
>Elves
>The same race that lives in forests and away from any semblance of civilization is superior to Humans
Sure.

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>elves

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>>283683870
They cause exhaustion and limpness in penis.

>>283687284
Because ancient elves (the Aylieds) enslaved humans in Cyrodil.

http://www.imperial-library.info/content/song-pelinal-v3-his-enemy

>>283686803

Only if they are boys

>>283687519
When is it done?

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>>283687361

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I wish I were an elf.

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>>283687596


And last 2 pages are here
>>283686497
>>283685412

>>283687519
Wait what is this?

>>283687628
quiet, slut

/v/ prefers dwarves because dwarves channel /v/'s poor hygiene and eating habits

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Elves are a miracle of the universe.

The fact that they don't exist makes life pure torture.

>>283687241
I am greatly enjoying this.

>>283687445
Is there a more adorable relationship then this? A lewd, virgin Elf trying to seduce a kind, but very lonely Orc?

>>283687775
and manletness

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>>283687393

>>283687962
and living deep underground away from natural light

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>>283685605

>>283687973
These are terrible, orcs aren't pigs

>>283687519
>Ear:225

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>>283684951
What about 'em?

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>>283686509
>>283686813
>>283686973
>>283687241
>>283687393

>>283687973
so thats where thats from

>>283687519
> pregnancy 30
> birth 151

...uhhhh...

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>>283687778
>no superior long animu ears
Best way to show expression

>>283688104
Japanese Orcs are.

>>283687973

>pulling her panties off in panel 2

why are elves such sluts?

>>283687973
The orc is clearly looking for another fluffy orc buddy for love.
Stupid elves think they can get in-between true, pure love.

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The only thing I hate more than elves, are ducks.

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>>283688136

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>>283687093
>Implying we weren't meant to coexist and breed with each other

>>283688332
sauce? reverse does nothing.

>>283688262
>Top physical condition
>Naturally dexterous and flexible
>Stay youthful for hundreds of years
>Spending an orc's entire life as his collared sex-slave is pretty much a one night stand in an elf's lifespan
Wouldn't you be?

>>283687973
>Even fucking child Elves are sluts at a young age
Disgusting.

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What if the elf rapes you?

>>283685605
>>283686052
>>283686817

I love this.
Captcha: tgmen

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>>283688461

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N'wah are a plague.

>>283687778
Disgusting

If Elves are so superior to Humans, then why are they wrong about everything? Why is there civilizations clearly inferior to Humans, or even Dwarves for that matter? They are all just a bunch of tree hugging hippies who still use Bows as weapons.

>>283689196

>not liking the NWA

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>>283688461
.

>>283689351
moar?

>>283689462
Haven't made any more yet.

>>283689257
>implying the bow isn't a weapon of finesse and needs lifelong training
>implying living in cramped dirt-ass cities makes your life better
>deliberately forgetting about magic to make your argument look better

>>283687519
What the fuck is this?

>>283689683
>Some people unironically loves elves
>Some people like skub

This place, I fucking swear.

>>283689683
>>implying the bow isn't a weapon of finesse and needs lifelong training
Humans and Dwarves have Guns. Sorry Elf fuccboi, but Bows might as well not even exist anymore.
>>implying living in cramped dirt-ass cities makes your life better
Because living in some shitty tribe in the wilderness is so much better, right?
>>deliberately forgetting about magic to make your argument look better
Humans can use Magic too, stupid.

>>283688224
That gif never fails to make me happy

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'Narfen a best.
No other need apply.

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>>283689879
you're on /v/ board, reasonable(?) guess would be to say it's a videogame of some sort.

>>283688210
>he doesn't give birth to quadruplets every pregnancy

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>>283688047
>>283686052
>>283685605

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>>283683870
>:>
>that smirk
>me diamonds

every time

>>283690201
The current translation I can find is for 1.8 but the devblog is up to 3.x

Should I even bother with 1.8 at this point?

>>283689940
>Humans and Dwarves have Guns.
Depends on the setting Those are inaccurate as fuck and only scare horses, when they are not blowing up in your face. The bows serve those that have time and patience to learn them.
>Because living in some shitty tribe in the wilderness is so much better, right?
Better to live like the animals of the wild than to live like rats.
>Humans can use Magic too, stupid.
And those mages die of old age before they can gain true power.

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>>283688210
>he doesn't know about egg laying and parasite offsprings

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>>283690672
integrated in options, anon.

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>>283688104
No wonder only japs have taste these days what with cancer like you around.

>>283690201
>innocence: 999
>anal sensitivity: 8
nigga pls

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>>283683870
Remake soon anon.

>>283690729
>Those are inaccurate as fuck and only scare horses, when they are not blowing up in your face. The bows serve those that have time and patience to learn them.
Well Bows must be even shittier consider Humans and Dwarves willingly use Guns over Bows.
>Better to live like the animals of the wild than to live like rats.
Keep telling yourself that, savage.
>And those mages die of old age before they can gain true power.
Lmao the best mages become Lichs to attain immortality anyways.

>>283690923
I still need to actually win this game.
Things go well until I start going on those dream quests or whatever they're called.

>>283690729
>And those mages die of old age before they can gain true power
But Anon, the most powerful wizards and mages are always humans, regardless of age.

>>283690803
3.x has English in the options menu?

I'd rather fuck a QT Orc musclegirl

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>>283691521
no, anon.
The text you're seeing is japanese and you have managed to telepathically learn japanese.

yes, it does

>>283691568
You mean be fucked by a QT Orc musclegirl.

>>283687423
You're retarded. With more popularity he'd have increased expectations put on him so instead of disappointing people he stopped making more.

>>283691784
Fucking radical. Thanks a lot buddy.

>>283691094
>Well Bows must be even shittier consider Humans and Dwarves willingly use Guns over Bows.
Shitty mass produced weapons for a shitty mass produced race. Atleast the dwarfen work can look nice.
>savage
Says the one who shits on the streets.
>Lmao the best mages become Lichs to attain immortality anyways.
>Implying nerds that are so lonely that they need to raise stupid skeletons are any good
If you would be immortal you wouldn't need to worry

>>283691231
Typical human propaganda

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You wouldn't an elf, would you?

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>>283691897
Human mages are the most powerful because they are pure.

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>>283691897
>lost my /tg/ story captions when hard-drive decided to resign
Had some elf stuff too, someone post if you've got any.

>>283691829
>there is literally no contradiction between my post and what you've just said
>i am the retarded one
Do you want me to acknowledge your snowflake theory or something?

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>>283686602
Yeah weird how some gook shit no one's ever heard of does it differently.

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>>283683870

>no doujin where the orc finally gets tired of her and remodels her shithole

why even live

>>283692172
>normalfags can't stand not being part of something so they make up their own bullshit to not feel left out

>>283692538
>Wants to corrupt something pure
That's naughty.

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why are orcs so nice

>>283686624
>>283686741
>that smile

Why do the japs draw smiles like that?

>>283692327
Acknowledging that you're an idiot would be fine.

>>283692538
>missing the point

>>283687905

If you lost your virginity you can't be a magic user.

normalfags getting btfo

>>283687519
>>283690201
What game is this.
I need to know.

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>>283692797
why do elves bully orcs all the time

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>>283692631
>everyone's a winner!
>even if competition is being a smelly kiss-less virgin

>>283693070
But you're the one who can't read.

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>>283692485
You should give it a read anon. Its pretty neat.

>>283692797
That story premise was great, would watch Adventures of Orc Dad and Little Elf animu.

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>Proud, xenophobic warrior race
>Doesn't take no shit from anyone
>Deflected two demon invasions
>Mastered nature
>Mastered magic
>Exiled less desirable from their territory
>Now reduced to nothing but cheerleaders and peace loving moralfags
The only cool elves, and Metzen fucks it up as always.

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>>283692172
>Priest/Priestess characters

>>283685014
I want to fuck this elf.

>>283693186
>>283692716

My brain understands but my penis hungers

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>>283693194
>needing magic to slay your enemies

>>283685605
Man, TES really needs some badass Feanor type elf to make them not look like bitches.

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>>283692797
post more of this

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>>283683870
wot da zog iz da squishy eldar up to now?

>>283693601
Weren't all the male nightelves sleeping before WC3? What were the women doing? Something lewd?

>>283693315
Dungeons & Prisoners.
An on development eroge that takes a lot of its mechanics from D&D 3.5.
The demo shows huge promise but it's one of those one man endeavours so don't expect it to come out very soon, if ever, because the guy is constantly ill and its messing with the work getting done.

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>>283693925

AROUND ELVES

WATCH YOURSELVES!

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>>283694260
Giggled like a madman.

>>283683870
Does anyone else hate this comic and the artstyle? That elf girl's face is super punchable.

>>283693572
Not the current Elf arc.

>>283693939
>orks don't have reproductive organs
>aren't much interested in harming other races unless it's a proper fight
>eldars have all sorts of crazy bitches
WH40K could actually turn this doujin into reality without even bending it's canon

>>283693730
There is no greater satisfaction than corrupting the pure and innocent.

>>283694559
I would punch that face.
WITH MY DICK

>>283694138
Thanks, anon

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>>283693572
WELL MAYBE I WILL

>>283694559
Garithos, please

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savior of humanity

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>>283694605
What's wrong with it? Its better than the arc where they went back to Japan. Atleast now they are back operating in the magical realm. Not really looking forward to the anime though.
>>283694816
Good.

>>283687973
fucking finally, that's where it's from.

FUCKING ELF PANSIES GET OUT OF MY FORTRESS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>283693997
>What were the women doing

Each other

>>283693997
clam jammin'

>>283695124
>What's wrong with it?
Elf PTSD is boring and shit. Would rather see more of what happened with Delilah.

>Its better than the arc where they went back to Japan.
Not really. Got some info on Itami, his scene with Rory and there was a nice bit of comedy. People only tend to say it's shit because they misconstrue a few scenes.

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>>283695124
>See the dark elf on the cover
>"oh hey she looks hot"
>See her getting eaten by some huge dinosaur

>thinly veiled /tg/ thread

Why not post this on your home board? Oh wait, I know this one; it turned into a fucking dumpster and hasn't been worth lurking since 2012.

>>283686602
Wait is this that one where a portal to a fantasy land opens up and the Japanese army (lol) rolls through and establishes contact with modern weapons and what not?

>>283696356
She gets better

>there are people IN THIS VERY THREAD that think elves have rights

>>283695805
>>283696197
After some thousand years the need for some dicks must be beyond all bearing. They are elves after all. Maybe that's why they are so aggressive.

>>283696356
That's not her, but one of another Dark Elf warrior that volunteerd to go with them to kill the Dragon. They all got wrecked because they didn't know how to properly use the AT4's.

>>283696498
The right to choke on my dick.

>>283696446
Yes.

>>283696571
The males woke up sometimes at seemingly random intervals, I guess we know why now.

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>>283696356
Well...Yuno what happens

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>>283696448
>>283696579
I hate seeing delicious chocolate elf die, MC or cannon fodder.

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>>283696596

>>283696880
who is this pecker protector?

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>>283696769
>wake up whenever you feel like tapping some dick starved purple ass
>immediately doze off again to skip all the noise until you want to do some more amazons
You could say they were living the dream

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>>283696414
>/tg/ is now /quest/
>Every single thread is a fifty-seven part circlejerk that maybe three people follow
>/v/ gets /vg/ and /vr/ but /tg/ just has to choke on it

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>>283683870

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>>283697380

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the fuck is going on here

>>283697842
Get out of here Roche this is Scoia'tael thread

>>283691130
More like this?

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>>283697842

>>283697481
Look on the bright side. Whoever takes charge of this site next couldn't possibly give less fucks about your board than moot did :^)

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>>283694260
Orcs are just cool green buddies who want to get along.

>>283686817
>>283686052
>>283685605

I know very little about TES lore. So just what exactly is this guy's beef with elves?

>>283698431
All the good ones are already raped.

>>283697481
What would /tg/ get split into? Boardgames, TT RPGs and what? /v/ got broken up because of traffic -- which /tg/ does not have.

I hate to break it to you but /tg/ dug its own grave. Splitting the board wouldn't do anything because the userbase is comprised of disgusting autists endlessly posting abhorrent garbage.

Same deal with /co/. It's like shitting in a clogged toilet.

>>283683870
>Immortal
>Incredibly skilled warriors with cat-like reflexes, great eyes for archery etc.
>Very wise
>Talented at crafting light armour that has great protection
>Good with magic
>Incredibly attractive

Anyone who mains an Elf is a filthy powergamer.

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>>283699537

Wait there's a third chapter?

>>283699537
>Anyone who mains an Elf wants to be the exact opposite of what they are in real life.

fixed

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>>283692172

>>283699904
That's sad because it's true, apart from the "thin" aspect. I'm already thin.

>>283699239
I just want quests to leave. They're /tg/-related only in the loosest possible sense, they take up 90% of the board, and I'm pretty sure the concept started on /b/ or /v/.
>disgusting autists endlessly posting abhorrent garbage
Where do you think you are right now

Why are elves shit?

>>283693997
Only the druids were asleep. All druids were male but not all males were druids.

Since Night elves had been immortal until the ending of the 3rd war, I don't think they had much sex other than for recreational purposes.

>>283700349
Because they're not dwarves.

>>283700143
>Download the whole series
>Couldn't find the bath scene

I'll have to settle with these shitty screen shots.

>>283699904
Anyone who plays fantasy wants to be opposite of what they want. Dwarf players are manlets, but that's the only thing they have in common. Mom won't give them the cash for alcohol and they're not supernaturally strong either.

>>283693904
There are plenty of high powered elves, they just don't really do much heroic shit.
>Mannimarco
>Divayth Fyr
>Almalexia, Vivec, and Sotha Sil
>Kagrenac

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>>283700563

>>283700563
When I'm imagining that this girl watched that episode and then deciced "well, that was nice, I'm going to cosplay her", my dick explodes.

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>>283700391
>I don't think they had much sex other than for recreational purposes.

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>like to use magic in games
>like to max out magic to be an powerful mage
>elves always get magic bonuses
>tfw I hate elves because they always think they're better
everytime

>>283700585
>Dwarf players are manlets
I'm 6.5 and I fucking love dwarves.

>>283699239
Just split off all the quests and CYOA and other general "collective game" bullshit into its own board
We can even call it /tcg/

>>283700879
Be a Breton, nigga.

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Make sure to protect you Orcs from their evil ways.

>>283700349
High Elves are snobby cunts that are always causing shit because "muh superiority".

Wood Elves are creepy weirdos. They're just really fucking weird.

Dark Elves all have a persecution complex and most decide to be assholes about it.

Brown Elves are made for loving.

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>>283700832

>>283701208
>child molesting is okay when its an orc
ELF PROPGANDA GO BACK TO /poe/

>>283694138
>Dungeons & Prisoners.
>An on development eroge
YES YES
>takes a lot of its mechanics from D&D 3.5
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>>283701208
IT'S OKAY WHEN ELFS DO IT

>>283701212
>Wood Elves are fucking ecoterrorists
>Dark Elves are niggers
Fixed

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>>283701208
>Trying to /ss/ orclets

>>283701475

>you will never "do it" to an elf

>>283701490
But that's what I said.

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>>283686179
it's kind of like stage fright, the more you are in the spotlight the more anxiety you get.
One gets afraid of fucking it up big time, in front of lots of people.