Vidya related cringe videos pt.2
Yesterday's thread was great success.
Let's get some more cringe in this thread.
Best shit from yesterday's thread is allowed.
>serious gaming channel
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I really shouldn't reveal it to you.
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Taken from the launch of the 3DS. The whole video is cringeworthy, but then a kid comes in and to this day I don't know whether to cringe or somehow tell him that everything is going to be ok.
>Can build a computer with my bear hands.
Holy shit. The jedi master say what bit might be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. It's got everything. He's so proud of the joke, it falls flat, he accidentally initiates a handshake and then tries the joke again twice.
That is Nathan For You Bill Gates level shit.
Fuck I should have waited twenty seconds before posting, because his attempted naruto joke is even better. The way he just walks off at the end. I genuinely couldn't breathe from laughing
Here's a couple of random messages I got over Xbox over the years.
SHE'S NOT ONE OF THOSE BELTWAY PANSIES
Fuck you, man.
Does he still do stuff on YouTube?
>Assassin's Creed tattoo
>Mass Effect tattoo
This is what shameless corporate control has done. This isn't a faggot or a tool, because he's not even human anymore. He's just an empty shell. A walking billboard is the result.
Stop. Please, I just can't handle it. The cringe is too much.
welp, im at a loss for words
You'd think whoever read that would give this guy a free pass considering the reputation of CompSci student's social skills.
the niggers/faggot of xbox live ALWAYS (read: ALWAYS) have their profile picture as their xbox avatar. I swear to god: nearly every time i thought "wow, this guy plays like a faggot" and brought up their gamertag, it was a nigger with his avatar as his profile picture.
>Actually did some decent things and is probably a very smart individual
>However it is all in vain as he will come off as a retarded emotionally stunted blunderfuck for splattering ponies all over his resume
Literally lolsonerdy central.
>fall in love
>YOU GOTTA LET ME RAPE HER ASH
I don't see how that necessarily follows, but perhaps I just don't get the context.
Seriously, this. If I had YouTube at age 9 I would have to avoid it forever.
The only thing people have to prove I was ever a massive retard is my old YouTube channel that I tried doing gaming commentary on when I was 15.
No, I won't link it /v/.
Jesus, most people still somewhat follow "1 and 2" and I've learned so much good shit from genuinely intelligent people on /mu/ /lit/ and the like over the years but my god this is disheartening, I rarely come to /v/ anymore because it seems like it's the second place all these kinds of homies go after /b/ but if I thought the user base on some of the more respectable boards was this gimpy I might have to quit with this shit
nah, he quit yeaaaarrs ago, YT approached him with some contract, he exposed their shitty deal and left YT pretty much
but hes still on instragram from time to time
shit thats a good idea man, hes a real friend
part of the darkness now
>How can you carry that around with you forever
>Special thanks to my dad for letting me film this on his ipad
>that comment section
Toki this party is dildos wheres is alls de ladies.
>don't hit the camera man
this is not to bad, I did some stupid shit as an adolescent and I bet a lot of people did. I just didn't had a camera.
Assuming you're talking about the A-Log video, do you think that's a boy or a girl? I've never been 100%.
One thing I do know is that even though, although some of, it looks like they're ninjas, they're wearing orange jumpsuits, but they're real ninjas
>>Exp bar is only halfway full
>How can you carry that around with you forever
If only there was some way to continue to tattoo in the bar till it's full.
If I wanted my comeback I would have wiped it off your moms chin.
Welp, it sounds like a girl's voice to me, also her hands are kind of small, definitely not a dude's hand imo. In any case, if she is a trap she is the cutest trap I've ever seen.
>mfw that fat faggot interrupted her not once but twice
fuck him. Also that fucking joke was cringe worthy
If it were one tattoo of a game that meant a lot to him it might be okay. He's plastered himself in AAA shit though. Calling this guy a tool is a waste of time. He doesn't have his own mind or integrity anymore. Call him what you want and he'll become it for you.
This is turning out to be even bigger than yesterday's thread. Since it's 3:15 AM in here, I'm going to sleep, but I hope thread will be in here by the time I wake up, just like the last one was.
Keep posting funny shit /v/.
half of those are actually pretty funny
>you have to be confident in yourself to find certain things funny
You're pretty dumb, guy.
The one on the left is Danny DeVito as a chick. Jesus Lord and Christ.
>Makes fake "le gamur girl" streams ironically
>Still shows her boobs off to strangers, plays league and gets money off of it
If she did it for free I wouldn't complain, but there is no difference between her and other twitch whores, she does it for money not to be ironic
It would be like getting a forever alone face tattooed on your forehead because you want to be an ironic memer
She's dumb as fuck, but it does make me wonder how marketable that is as a skill.
Everyone tells me I type fast as fuck. I've never done a WPM test or anything, but I never really thought I typed quickly until others watched me do it and told me it was way faster than them.
Allow me to translate i'm fluent in Fedoraese.
>Please give me the pussy i'm such a lonely virgin PLEASE I'll even make you sandwiches!
There's a lot of businesses out there that will pay a lot for fast typists with no experience necessary. Nearly instant placement. All you need to do is to be able to type quickly and prove that you can.
How about those awful generic 3rd party controllers places love to throw in, or the fancy ones like pic related?
Someone post the "typical RP server" garry's mod video where the dude knocks on the door and all the kids yell at him!
That's not bad at all anon. You're in a very high percentile of individuals and ~wpm is very impressive to a lot of employers and places you above a majority of applicants most of the time.
In some places, they ask that you only be above 35-45 wpm.
I'm around the same speed as you.
What's wrong man, dont wanna beat streets of rage?
I need to see this, somone post it.
>you will never be in a hot tub with Asuka
>she will never talk about thermal expansion with you
with my cock
shit my dreams of becoming a stenographer crushed ;(
also don't they have special keyboards?
and type regular flowing sentences not non sense created by a generator to make you fly all over the place?
When I was in school I hit 202 while typing "regular" essay shit.
Goddamnit, this was supposed to be a funny thread.
Is the dance the Haruhi girl does the same one in the Anime Club video?
Ah here it is:
>"Yea, I carry around a 8 gb drive full of CP"
Despite how cringe-worthy it all was I really laughed at that part, after all the "LOL JK!!!" shit he suddenly went "OOPS not answering that, it could be self-incriminatory!"
He probably wouldn't have lasted an hour in prison anyway.
>That fucking continuous scream.
I lost my shit! I'm fucking suffocating.
Reminds me of that one admin sit video where the kid's scream fucking transcends the very fabric of reality itself.
>ADMIN ABUSE, ADMIN ABUSE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Slowly fades away traveling across all of space and time.
>mess up a word
>either hit space bar and take the loss or lose time correcting it
I don't like dark RP but that server looks fun as fuck
>Stop flying you're ruining my immersion
>The jews that flock to his body
>The admin is called Barry White
>The jews that flock to his body to obtain his shekels
server is 1942RP.
used to go there quite a bit,it is pretty fun.
I know he's trying to look brooding and dangerous, but I find it funnier to believe he's only barely tolerating those girls and wants to be anywhere else right now.
Like it's a big family get-together, and they're his cousins that NO ONE can stand the presence of, but he's been tasked with looking after them because everyone else is busy and they'll do something stupid if left alone.
>He doesn't go jew masterrace.
It's like you don't want to make shekels goyim.
The shirtless man is so mad, so much screaming. is this what second life gameplay is like?
"who's taking care of the baby?" couldn't stop laughing
>I got drunk and try to take this guy goatee off
Took me a second.
Fuck, no. I still have nightmares about their voices.
God i fucking hate reddit.
>LET ME DO SOMETHING AS A GESTURE OF GOOD WILL, SURELY NOT FISHING FOR ATTENTION
>THERE, LOOK HOW MUCH MONEY I SPENT ON A RANDOM GIRL!
>THANKS FOR LE UPBOATS KIND SIRS *tips fedora* 'TIS AN AWESOME THING!
Jimmy Carr said it first ya dumbass
WERE GONNA BUY IT
BUY IT WITH MONEY WE DONT HAZ
This is hilarious, fake or not.
>i played nintendo and i think CoD one time
>i play LoL and changed the meta of the game! which is bullshit because asians and yurops are the ones that do
>i beat reynad one time in a pure RNG based game!
>i still give a shit about arena in WoW past season 4
>isn't that right ladies?
>isn't that right lady?
>isn't that right ladies?
>isn't that right ladies?
>mfw I like wrestling
>mfw I am in a fanbase with this pure unadulterated autism
Why do some people literally never leave middle-school? Like the humor is bad jokes I would have made in like the 6th grade.
>You gotta let me rape her ash
Oh Gary you card.
It's a unique form of entertainment. Not particularly different that any other television show in the sense that it's scripted, but it contains a level of athleticism and improv, as well as a certain spectacle aspect that makes it unique. Plus there's not really anything comparable in terms of over the top and colorful characters interacting in a quasi-athletic medium.
I just find it fun to watch.
A friend and I once had a long argument about whether these guys are legit or are just "performance artists" who are doing this as a self-aware joke. I'm still not sure either way.
I don't even "type" that much. I don't have social media, I don't email people. I mostly lurk here, unless someone talks shit about Smash.
I'm pretty happy with that.
going to watch netflix and hopefully pass out.
I've seen this before. I know we're on 4chan and we're all sickdark dudes apathetic to most shit and all that but this guy actually sees his mothers face get caved in by a rogue brick, and what you're seeing is this guy and I think some kids scream and cry to their mother being killed.
The guy is her husband.
Their kids are in the back.
he literally saw a brick smash her face and could do nothing but watch
Now that we have sound in webms I know what I'm going to make.
Wish I saved some of mine. I remember one like
>Next time you join a game you better check the GTs and make sure I'm not in the same game. If you see me, you leave. Understand?
This is going to be worse each generation
The one thing that I've always wonder is why do they buy the foam? For what purpose would spend 80 dollars on foam just to have it? Are they going to build something and need foam for it?
>don't know what that is
>remember what it is
yeah no, I'm not doing this again. IT's just to painful to endure.
>wolverine trying desperately to hide his boner
>that moment when you hear a friend of yours died
>that fucking moment you think it's a joke or they're lying or something
>that horrid sinking feeling when you realize it's real