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Guys, my autistic brother just figured out how to stop piracy.
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I don't read waterhead someone translate
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Can't read none of those tard scribbles.
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I cant even read this fucking handwriting, fuck you.
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quick, switch e with r, and change that n to r

QUICK

DO IT NOW
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>>281924575
Is your brother autistic and left-handed?
Type that shit up pls.
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>my autistic brother

We all know it was you who wrote that
What does it say?
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This is about YARR ME HARTIES pirates, not vidya/film piracy.
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Can't see shit, cap'n
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>>281924998
What's the difference?
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>>281924741
>>281924836
>>281924781
>>281924991
>>281924996
>>281925189
>can't read cursive writing
AMERICAN EDUCATION EVERYONE
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>don't anger pirates as they may have guns and be under influence is drugs and alcohol

10/10
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>>281925451
Cursive is bullshit and only detracts from your writing by making it more difficult to read at a glance.
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I can read cursive but this mother fuckers got writing like Charlie.
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>>281925663
I guess americans being dumb isn't a meme.
Holy shitr
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>>281925706
Who Charlie?
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>>281925451
I can read cursive I just can't read that blurry mess of an image. Get a better camera.
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>>281924575
Fucker needs line paper
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>>281925451

Not even from burgerland, you just suck at cursive writing
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>>281924575

Sorry buddy, there is no way to prevent piracy but I know of three surefire ways to reduce piracy

1. Make a good game
2. Don't treat the people who line your wallet like scum
3. The product should work when bought

there. Piracy now decreases by at least 25%
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>>281925451
You don't need to be from burgerland to be unable to decipher that retard scribble
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>>281925451
>Can't watch delicious Girl on Girl porn

BRITBONG GOVERNMENT EVERYONE
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>>281925821
>I can read squiggly lines despite the fact that much better and less squiggly lines exist and serve the same purpose, except they don't waste your time

And anyone can read perfect MACHINE PRINTED cursive, it's when the human element comes into play that it's just not worth putting the time or effort into reading.
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>>281926114
>can't watch delicious girl on girl porn
You're a dumb fuck m8
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>>281926114
what?
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OP herd. asked why it was illegible. He said it was because it was for display. So people will glance at it, say 'I can't read that' and look at another one insteadand go 'wow, that's great'.
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>>281925451
I...don't understand what you're implying. Cursive, at least in Murica, is completely obsolete and impractical. Nobody uses it for anything. Schools and businesses want everything typed, which makes sense, because nobody's got the time to decipher a thousand different people's chicken scratch. Hell, the few college professors that still allow students to turn in handwritten essays explicitly forbid cursive writing.

inb4 signing your name, people just scribble
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>>281926114
Hijabs are pretty hot.
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>>281925451
Kek mate. Shitposting aside its just not very legible. Was taught cursive in 1st grade for the sake of knowing it but they really dont even try to enforce it.

I can make out two of the statements at least.
> if you see pirates try to escape
> call the navy or police to help you
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>>281924575
Here is a transcribed version for your reading pleasure:

>I e yry see fitetes try to escape
>Try to prevent setting pilled fg helping the filater and lot alowing with they
>Is you q to then goy d have to pretend to have guns
>Call the nary of police to try to help goy
>Make sharp sechs to make wakes and this will help slow down the pirates diney
>Pull up ladders So its harder to pirates to lrotad
>dorc it anger pilates as they mag have guns and might be under the inglunu og drugs of alcohol
>Is totded stay calm they need goy as ransom
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>>281926114
>everything i read on the internet is fact
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>>281926553
>scribbling instead of using your signature
Isn't that illegal?
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Translation, from the top and going clockwise...

>Try to prevent getting pulled [into helping?] and not talking with them

>If you [indecipherable] then you [indecipherable] have to pretend to have guns.

>Make safe setting to make waves and this will help slowdown the pirates [indecipherable]

>If borded stay calm they need you as ransom [lol]

>Don't answer pirates as they may have guns and might be under the influence of drugs or alcohol

Goddamn your brother is autistic.
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Someone inform EA posthaste.
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Really shitty writing even 4th graders can do better than your autistic borther
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>>281924575
>pull up Addels
Jesus christ, I know that's supposed to say ladders, but fuck me. That's NOT how you write a goddamn L, and his Rs look like fucking Ls.
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>>281926741


Not him but usually write the first two letters of my first name and then just scribble the rest. Same with my last name. It's worked out well so far.
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>>281926741
if you make the same scribble each time, it isn't. A signature is like a seal. In the past, seals were things that people had personally made as proof that it was seen by them, and were kept on their person at all times. A signature exists for a similar reason and is better because handwriting varies from person to person, so two people could have the same name, but different signatures.
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>>281924575
we need a translator, does anyone read autist?
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>>281924575

Is he really autistic or is he "v-meme autistic"?
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>>281926741
Are you retarded or something? No it isn't illegal. As long as you make your scribble consistent, nobody gives a shit.
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>>281926741

>>281927119
Also, stealing a signature is harder than stealing a seal.
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>>281926005
4. Add always online DRM
5. Add shoehorned multiplayer modes
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>>281927161
Before this thread, I thought he was just v meme autistic. Now I don't know who he is.
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>>281924575
>Call the navy
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>>281927238
You forgot the chicken guns.
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>>281925451
I began cursive writing in grade 2, and corresponded with hand-written letters years before the internet existed.

I can barely read that chicken scratch.
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>>281926776
>Pull up ladders so its harder for pirates to bored

>Call the Navy or the police to try and help you

>If you see pirates try to escape

We are truly fucked.
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>>281927238

ANON WATER YA DOING?!?!?
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>>281926664
>they need goy as ransom
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>>281927472
What are you, a senior citizen?
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>>281925539
pirate here, he's dead on

but I'm too lazy to get angry
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>>281927595
No, just not a fetus.
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>>281925451
Cursive is stupid they don't even teach it in schools anymore, i'm a substitute English teacher btw.
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>>281926776

I think it's:
>make sharp turns to make waves and this will help slow down the pirates dingy

Dingy, of course, being the ship. Or if OP is jamaican it might just mean thingy.
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>make sharp turns to make waves and this will help slow down the pirates dingy
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cursive is pretty dumb but you should still know how to do it.
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>>281926664
Looks more like "make sharp puns" to me

Puns are an extremely powerful weapon and are not to be underestimated, especially when sharpened.
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>>281926114
You realise that all the stuff David Cameron has tried to ban haven't ACTUALLY been banned?
Nobody's noticed a difference.
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>>281925451
>be a yuroslav
>forced to write in cursive for good 6-8 years, if your answers on exam weren't in cursive you'd get lower score etc.
>basically used cursive all my life except for when writing down small notes
>go to college in my country
>teachers tell me to drop the cursive because I'll never ever use it in my life again
k.
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>>281928127
Why? It serves no purpose in modern American society. It is completely obsolete, nobody teaches it and professional organizations refuse to accept anything written in cursive (and they rarely accept handwriting period).

Further still, the entire idea of having multiple written scripts is completely idiotic, it makes things unnecessarily complicated. Just look at the Japanese language. They've got three fucking writing systems, and it's a goddamn clusterfuck. It makes learning the language extremely difficult for foreigners, and for natives, imagine how much time is wasted teaching young children three different scripts when they could be learning other skills.
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>>281928967
All you need to know is how to write your own name in cursive for signatures at best, anything more than that is unnecessary.
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>>281928956
But now you know how to write cursive well :^)
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>>281929668
Jokes on you,my handwriting is and has always been shit because I'm left handed
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>>281928956
Same shit when I was in highschool (yes, in murica). Soon as I got to college, all the teachers told us to never write in cursive. Ever.
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>>281929754
And how does that affect your writing skills?
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>>281928127
Nigga I stopped using that shit I grade 6. I see no point.
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>cursive

Why do they still teach this shit? You will never write anything in cursive except to sign things.
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>>281926553
Cursive isn't really obsolete, while intend to type almost all of my documents when I must write with pen and paper I use a modified form where I limit the amount of times my pen leaves the paper which leads to very fast note taking but makes it illegible for anyone who doesn't know my handwriting style which I'm not complaining about since I know it's a pain but with all the time constraints on exams and shit it helps.
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/v/ - Cursive Handwriting
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It's pretty amazing to see your old 1-2nd grade notebooks and compare it to something after 4 years of university. My handwriting probably looks worse now that in did then, but it's all about the speed really.
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>>281930262
>I use a modified form where I limit the amount of times my pen leaves the paper which leads to very fast note taking but makes it illegible for anyone who doesn't know my handwriting style
I do that too. My handwriting looks like the unholy bastard child of print and cursive.
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>>281930373
>that D
>that G
>that I
>that q
>that S
>C, F, R, T, Z is just not giving a fuck anymore
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>>281930597
Not me, strangely enough. I found some old journals I'd written when I was 8 or so, my handwriting looks practically the same (i.e. shitty).
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>>281930373
>that lowercase z
yea nah nobody writes that
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>>281930597
If i'm going to be writing notes in class and the professor is being a cunt and won't allow laptops, then fuck decency, I gotta write this shit down fast
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>>281930262
>>281930714
Holy shit me too

I guess this is just standard. Or maybe we're all faggots on 4chan and that's the correlation.

But seriously in high school everyone that looked at my work, teacher or student, was absolutely appalled and confused by anything they tried to read. It was eldritch fucking runes.
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>tfw only know how to write like it looks like typed
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This isn't cursive related, but OPs brother drew a picture. The art teacher said draw a tree with a face. IE snow white.

He drew this gook stump
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>>281931624
KICK! PUNCH! ITS ALL IN THE MIND
IF YOU WANNA TEST ME, IM SURE YOU'LL FIND
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>>281924901
>how to prrvrrt piracy
wut
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>>281931874
YOU'LL TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU
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>>281931624
Well he can draw a better nose than most artists online.
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>>281927119
>stealing a signature is harder than stealing a seal
To steal a seal, you have to either go to antarctica or the zoo and stealing from either of these places will probably get the fuzz on your ass.
On the other hand, stealing a signature is easy as fuck.
I had a classmate who could literally copy anyone's signature.
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>>281930373
>>281931152
What the fuck, that's a russian lowercase "z"
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>>281932208
But once you have two seals you have infinite seals.
If you have two signatures you have two signatures
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>>281931339
>Or maybe we're all faggots on 4chan and that's the correlation.
Nah. You gotta write notes fast in class, that shit leads to shorthand and sloppy handwriting that only you can read. Unfortunately, teachers still make you do written essays for exams, so they're stuck trying to figure out 100+ different variations of the English alphabet.

>>281931624
>gook stump
Fuck you asshole, I was in the middle of checking out a customer and saw that. She thought I was laughing at her.
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>>281931624
hey it's Regice.
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>>281932464
>two = infinite
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>>281929919
Left-handed people have to write with a 'hook' grip rather than the normal grip, where you sort of curve your arm inwards so you can see what's going on.
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>>281932208
>On the other hand, stealing a signature is easy as fuck.
>I had a classmate who could literally copy anyone's signature.
He has idiot savants for hands. You try copying someone's signature accurately. That shit's impossible for most people.
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>>281932852
Oh, I see that since its writing left to right
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>>281932882
Not really.
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>>281933087
Are you saying the majority of people can replicate any signature they see. Not even 2 billion people, but the majority of everyone?
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>one of the most interesting threads on /v/ in a while
>it's about the pros and cons of cursive handwriting
The fuck /v/
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