Where can i find a girl in real life that's just like Tracer, /v/?
>>271447983
I think frosted tips were popular in the early 90's, try then.
>>271448096
Good, thanks for helping me getting the first steps down.
Now how i build a time machine?
>>271448347
just let me take care of that part
w-w-w *burp* we're gonna get you that girl, Morty.
I want to snog Tracer!
>>271448581
That was pretty good, read it in his voice and everything
>Tracer will never be your gf
>>271447983
Just pretend the internet is real life
>>271449061
I want to be the writer Hamburger Helper over at Bioware wishes she could be.
so has the deluge of lesbian porn come out yet
>>271449084
more like
>you will never have a gf
and if you do ever have one you'll get called a normal fag by everyone in this board
>>271449308
Which is I'm okay with
>>271449784
okay with what? having a gf and be called a normal fag or not having a gf?
>>271447983
trap?
>>271448096
Have you been to a hipster show lately? those fucks are dressing like in 1993 now.
>>271447983
What /v/ doesn't realize even if Tracer was real, they'd never have sex with her because once she took her suit off she'd phase out of time-space
>>271451240
What?
Nigger the game isn't out yet, you know literally nothing about her except that she's british and cute.
and there are cute british girls in real life.
So I guess the answer is yes.
>>271449287
You're already around her level since you think Rick & Morty is good.
>>271451240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMAVwEsim8w
tl;dr - The glowy thing on her chest keeps her in this dimension. She can't take it off.
>>271451680
>there are cute british girls in real life
I've lived here all my life and I haven't found any
If you try to compare vidya women to real life women you're destined for disappointment.
>>271451960
I don't see how this thing is connected to pants, so your point is invalid.
>Where can i find a girl in real life that's just like Tracer, /v/?
You faggot.
>>271451680
You may think a British girl is cute just by looking at her, but once she opens her mouth and speaks you won't think that at all.
>>271451960
That voice acting is painful
U OFF 'TA LANDHIN M8?
>>271449061
Is that a Cigarette man? Cause he looks like a cigarette.
>>271452550
>>271452474
It's always the same yanks can't into British accents.
>>271452474
>he thinks yankees care
>Blizzard will never make a full length movie
>>271453179
>What is Warcraft
What does anyone even know about Tracer? She's a generic "cheery brit" with absolutely nothing else to her. Is that all it takes for one of you faggots to fall in love with someone?
>>271453353
She's attractive, don't forget that.
short girls with short hair are the cutest
there was such a girl in my classes hnnnnggggg
>>271453353
She is the cutest girl ever created.
>>271453459
Tracer is not short though.
>>271453353
I thought /v/ liked midgets from twilight realm...
>>271453353
>he wants to get to know a non existant character before he can fap to her
lol m8
The Western Chie
>>271453353
She has the most annoying accent in the world, and the only things she says are the most cringy one-liners.
The autists that like her are the same ones that ceep shit like Dr. Who on the air.
>>271453353
why do you think people love repuls.. i mean rapunzel and the frozen faggots
I would have been okay with design but the voice acting destroyed it, i can't not think annoying cunt anymore.
>>271453270
Ugly orks and xbox sized humans
Yeah, no.
>>271453353
>He can't fap to a character without her having some extraneous lore and background that no one cares about because no one is going to play the game
It's like you just discovered porn
>>271451960
>And no one knew where or WHEN I'd gone
>or WHEN
>>271447983
>saggy tits
>>271453634
you dont date your rape victims before you put them in a folder? fucking mudslime
>>271447983
she's like the blend of two lesbo friends I have, once one was my flatmate and both were "fucking" for a month. they smell great and one of them has a really soft skin.
>>271453662
>accent
>>271449308
>by some miracle acquire a girlfriend
>am still retarded
>/v/ calls me a normalfag
>she eventually pulls the "let's just be friends card after a lengthy relationship"
>/v/ calls me a beta faggot
>can't miraculously acquire another woman
Feels double bad, man
>>271447983
go to any gay club theres loads boys like this faget, you fukcing queer poof
Post your face when you have agogglesfetish.
Which overwatcher has the nicestgoggles?
>>271453179
You're a fucking idiot
>>271449084
that's not how fucking human teeth look
>>271451240
Love transcends time and space - Chris Nolan
>>271453662
it's forced as fuck, her laughs are like knives in your ear. Literally the WORST voice, these people should only get hired for kids shows, you know the ones you mute and put a baby in front of to keep it busy
>>271447983
Union Jack Panties? Oh god, I'm in love.
>>271454116
>go to a gay club they said
>there's pretty girly boys everywhere they said
Fembois only exist on the internet
>>271454195
Its not a human
>>271447983
Shes not real & will never be real so you might aswell kill yourself.
>>271453031
>goggles stretch with eyebrows
>bottoms clearly don't move
10/10 well done
>>271454423
no shit. If you want that become a priest and fuck little boys you degenerate
>>271454476
Like Dexter.
>>271452929
can you make a better one of these, the one you posted is garbage. Preferably one with a facial expression maybe?
>>271454557
Children just ain't the same
Overwatch fans are becomming more cancerous than bronies.
>>271454476
her bottom?
>>271452550
yeah, can you put that thing on this image? >>>>>>271454445
>I want to learn more about Zenyatta or Reinhardt
>Every comic or short will be about Tracer
>That toilet
Goddamnit, now I can't stop imagining her taking a massive shit into that thing after a bad curry
>'BRB LUV, DROPPIN' A GRUMPY'
>>271454838
No shit. What did you expect from the fanbase of a tf2 clone with wayfoos? From Actiblizz, no less.
>>271454423
I ended in one shitty garage gay club on an after party and neither the girls nor the boys were pretty. And the trans were like they came from Mordor.
>yfw the eventual overwatch doujin
Doujin not plural since there's probably gonna only be one ever made
>you will never cum on Tracer's goggles
>>271453270
>Implying that'll ever actually get finished
Don't forget to report, sage and hide.
>>271454925
would you anal her after that?
Girls that look like that are usually lesbians
>cheery
>brit
but anon that's an oxymoron
>>271455224
After she cleans her bum, obviously.
>>271453353
I bet you commit to chastity before marriage too.
>>271455224
No way, I just know she's got some reserve payloads lurking up there.
Are people really falling for another fucking tomboy Jinx bullshit? Have you no fucking decency? Blizzard is making another microtransaction-ridden shitty f2p FPS and all you faggots care about are your shitty waifus.
Why? Are those legit Blizzard shills? Are people so fucking hellbent on SJW drama that they automatically treat anything that caters to them as Jesus of videogames regardless of actual quality? WHY?!
>>271455376
it's..it's not because I can't get laid anon
>one dimensional piece of shit who looks pretty but has no personality.
Go outside.
>>271455458
This. They're everywhere.
Can´t be that hard to find one,it´s not like she has natural purple,blue hair or another shit that you can´t find in a real girl.
>>271455409
top b8 m8
There was one camwhore at /gif/ a while ago who got doxxed that looked just like her.I haven't saved the gifs because, quite frankly, just looking at her made me depressed.
>>271455409
>>271455458
>I can't believe you guys fap to women without getting to know them first
>>271454838
There should be a term for this, like how Hitler has Godwin's Law.
>>271455409
I'm not gonna play it. I'm just gonna fap to the character.
>be black
>like girls like Tracer
>only attract other black girls
>don't like black girls
>>271455409
>>271455458
>>271454838
I don't get it, since when does liking a character's design mean I give a shit about the game? I can't fap to shit that turns me on anymore?
>>271455626
>Bright colored hair on a girl
>Animal danger indicators.jpeg
>>271455714
OP said "Where can i find a girlfriend like Tracer?"
I answered his question, it isn't about fapping.
>>271455770
There is, it's called Blizzdrones.
>>271447983
That looks androgynous. Whatever you like.
Anyone who likes this character is GAY! You disgusting generates need to be wiped from the earth!
>>271455871
>Be white
>Only like black guys.
>Only attractmembers of the opposite sex.
>don't likemembers of the opposite sex.
>>271447983
Tumblr.
>>271455626
I'm automatically suspicious of anyone with dyed hair. It's like a huge warning sign for "I'm not an interesting person so I have to dye my hair to get attention"
>watch that trailer
>tracer barely opens her mouth when she speaks
Do british people actually do this?
>>271455816
Yep you are Gay!
>>271447983
Fuck you OP where is Toilet Sink
>>271455997
>Comparing Mr.Manjaw to my tracer
Get out
>>271455997
who is that manslut to the left of tracer?
>>271456142
That's nice.
>>271455997
Tracer reminds me of Joseph.
>>271456198
thats the faget the modeled the guy TRacer on
>>271455871
you need to find a white friend who likes black girls so you can pawn the black girls off on him and the white girls onto you. simple.
>>271456142
Bullshit. There are no girls on /v/.
rekt, it's true tracer is for the gay market holy shit mind blown right now
>>271455331
Yes she does
>>271455406
Might as well happen.
If you notice and tell her she laughs and cheeringly says...
>>271456269
...
>>271456032
>be black
>get hit on by white twinks on occasion
>tease the ever living fuck out of them
>caught a friend sniffing myjockstrap
>>271456363
there's ladyboys though faget
>>271456408
>>271455997
>you will never be this pathetic
>>271455150
>Movies already in post
It's all downhill from here m8
>>271447983
I-I can be your g-girl tonight J.C.
>>271456262you will never have a reverse-trap gf like Best JoJo
>>271455409
Jinx is my waifu
>>271456408
You stupid nigger why can't you slim the jawline for fucks sake
>>271447983
Tracer isnt even attractive...
>Tracerfags galore
>not wanting to be pinned down by Pharah while she rides you as long as she wants.
>>271456540
>My face when every single black person rejects you, even the weeaboos at cons or fightan game tournies.
I don't need to be not-lonely anyway.
walk down any high street in england in the summer and this is literally a 6/10
>>271452971
except the VA IS british so that's LITERALLY a british accent
>>271455871
that's racist nigga
>>271455409
>Blizzard is making another microtransaction-ridden shitty f2p FPS and all you faggots care about are your shitty waifus.
You're right, all they care about are waifus. Nobody actually actually cares about the shitty f2p fps
>>271456540
>pretending to be gay on an anonymous mongolian moving tapestry web room
>>271456612
plus she has the one of the greatest doujin ever created.
>>271456756
No its a brit putting on what yanks think is a british accent.
>>271449084
Just because
>cavalry is here love..
>>271456739
EMMA YOU DUMB CUNT THATS NOT HOW HASHTAGS WOOOOORK
>>271456965
where's the penis
>>271456612
also reminds me of my lesbo friend
>>271456965
Something's wrong with that face and those thighs. + no freckles. WHY? WHY is there NO Tracer porn where she has her fucking obvious freckles?
>>271456908
which I have never had the pleasurecan I get at least the title? is it I love you too?
>>271457203
no talent probably, just people used to drawing mexican porn they forgot how to draw real stuff.
>>271456965
DING DONG BANNU
>>271456612
>>271456908
i find it hard to believe people like her outside of fanart and doujins
>>271457267
https://www.fakku.net/doujinshi/jinx-come-on-shoot-faster-english/read
>>271456965
Followup?
>>271457482
Jesus Christos that face, it is like someone knocked up a tracer cosplayer or some shit.
Favourite fetish?Breathplay here
>>271447983
Where can i find a guy in real life that's just like Reaper, /v/?
>>271457658
Just fucking awful man, same shit artist can't get the face right.
>>271457267
>he hasn't read that jinx hentai yet
How?
>>271457734
how many of this ugly shit do I have to hide.
>>271457464
>Fakku
NOT TODAYYOU JEW
>>271457482
>>271457658
yo it's the same dude, like literally 0 improvement
>>271447983
>Where can i find a girl in real life
Maybe you should start there.
>>271457918
http://exhentai.org/g/705140/5230c53fe6/
happy now?
>>271458008
this shit is just so bad. omg man did you make this yourself?
>>271457682nipple sex
>>271447983
>dayum dat body
>ruined by that retarded looney toons face
the fuck
>>271458008
>not the gaping cunt and anus version
>>271457682toe diddling
>>271447983
In your imagination.
>>271456717
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>271457729
look for edge
>not wanting Tracer to snogger your wumblystick with her lumpadump
Everywhere. You'd never be able to pick her up because you're a faggot loser who gets attracted to video game characters.
>>271447983
She looks like the random liberaltard arts student.
Just go on tumblr. Plenty ofHOLSY SHIT SO FAT, NOT CHUBBYtracers there.
>>271458017
yes
>>271447983
You won't find an English girl built like that. That body's too Californian.
>>271458008
Jesus Christ, have ever seen a vagina in your life?
>>271448581
Burps are not scripted, you twat.
>>271456262
Oh god, Blizzard was clearly referencing Joseph.
>Brit
>Hair
It's so obvious.
does anyone want to do some ERP with tracer?
>>271459995
just post corney cockney lines and my mind will do the rest
>>271451960
>that fucking terrible mockney accent
so this is /jp/ now?
>>271457464
delicious
thanks anon
>>271460168
'Ere, love, do you want me to cradle your fuckin' Jacob's while lickin' up an' dahn your saveloy?
>>271451960
Ugg. Whelp, into the garbage it goes.
Blizzard, you used to make good games. Jesus.
>>271451960
so fucking cute
>>271455150
it's already done filming
>>271460795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkw8u6Qu08Q
This.
Ill be tracer if you want[email protected]
>>271451960
how does she take showers if he can't take that thing off?
>>271460795
i dont know what you're saying but keep talking dirty to me
>>271461218
i thought her home was surrounded by those time devices so that she can dress normally
REMINDER FAGGOTRY AND SJ'S REKT THIS GAME BEFORE RELEASE
>>271461495
why are people complaining about having make believe sex with her if she can take that thing off then?
>>271461210
>rp
No, I want you to actually be my Tracer.
>>271458393
Why is elliot such a fucking creep
>>271461761I can be your tracer anon
>>271461619
Why are they always ugly?
>>271447983I want tojackoff all over her UnionJack.
>>271461707
because no fun allowed
>I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH TRACER
>lol time harness or she doesn't exist
>>271460795
Mate I need one of those for my previous post that ended in a cliffhanger
>>271456446
>>271462301you forgot the .com
>>271461897
dunno buts thats why theyt wish they were boys anyway, how to stop these bitches playing vidya?? Tracer's practicaly a faget boy anyway and these SJ's are not satisfied, shall we justr make a game full of fucking lesbian short haird cancer looking bitches with beer bellies is that what these feminists want?
Gaming is ESCAPISM
I want attractive thin bitches with big tits abnd ass this is my world, and not bitches wanna ruin it!
>>271461829
Are you cute and cheery?
>>271462397
Hah. I guess I was just so riled up.
>>271462376
UP MY ARSE NOT ON IT YOU UNQUEER
>>271461619
>what if I wanna be a boy Tracer or a Girl Reaper
Is there any major game with skin sales that actually does gender swap skins?
Like League doesn't, pretty sure DotA and Smite don't
Like I can't think of a single one
Any loli Tracer?
>>271462563Maybe anon, I am british
>>271462432
Sorry but you have to be over the age of 18 to post on 4chan
>>271462683
hurt your feelings fag?
>>271461218
maybe she does not
>>271462662
exactly asking a dev to fucking remake a whole charcter just to suit your "equality" is fucking presumptuous! Fucking fat whore, if blizzard actually does that then they are fags for pandering to this shit
>>271462178
Sounds to me as if she just needs a proper anchor, if you catch my drift.
>>271452721
It's Bluntman.
>>271462662
HoN
>>271447983
I don't know what it is, but I find Union Jack underwear to be the sexiest thing in all existence. Even for girls I'm only vaguely interested in, it causes me to lose the game.
I'm American so maybe I feel subconsciously insecure about something...God... the OP's image is driving me wild. It's like my heart races when I look at it.
>>271462662
Bloodline Champions
>>271462929
Thast not the point. Gender swap skins are actually highly requested by atleast LoLtards. But not because of gender euqlity but because of BONERS!!!!!
>>271463038
it's because you're actually realising your gay and like flat chested boys
>>271462973
what do you think i am? an animal??
>>271463038want me to tug on your union jack while I look up at ya in me british blue eyes?
>>271463138
fuck LoL, adn fuck you you shouldnt be supporting this faggotry
>>271462679
Are you a gril? I like british girls
>>271463142
>Doesn't know what a Union Jack is.
>>271461619
Honestly, A boy tracer would be qt as shit.
>>271462973
>ask Winston to make something for you so you can have sex with Tracer without worry
>he makes you a cockring that sheathes your dick and acts as her harnes
>as long as it's inside her, she'll be fine
>>271463272I might be, message me
>>271463264
>he doesnt like rule 63
Get off the internet, grandpa.
>>271462627
thanks anon
>>271462683
>only minors are attracted to attractive woman
>>271463306
yea.. if you're gay or some pedo which is what all the fucking people requesting this are
>>271463238
Yes... please... take me away from all this...Gmail: mcintyre.israelSkype: israel.mcintyre
>>271462679
Then I will take responsibility.
>>271463335
hid post because it had potential but failed, and I can't bear to look at post and see all the wasted potential.
>>271463428
I am gay though.
>>271447983
Who is this semen demon?
That design makes me hard as hell.
If the personality fits to the looks, I think I have a new waifu
>>271463038
That's what tomboys do to your heart.
>>271463459
>>271463459.com? If so i sent you a message
>>271463306
I'm not even gay and this has me on the edge of my seat.
>mfw I would not give a flying fuck about what people would say about me being with a qt Tracer boy
>>271463654
>new waifu
>>271463654
Rapid fire gigglesquee
>>>/d/5824328
Since you guys need a spoon feed apparently.
>>271447983
>them stumpy feet
what the fuck
>>271463358
>might
Oh no I'm not falling for that again.How big is your cock?
>>271463654
>>271456612
>>271456908
>>271457464
>>271458017
go for the good toilet waifu instead
>>271456907
>anonymous mongolian moving tapestry web room
All cute short haired girls are either stuck up because they know they're cute, or lesbians.
>>271464024
Man, /d/ truly is the best board.
>>271464024
>That first image
That fucking nose is happily keeping me from browsing through the rest of that thread
I like Tracer becauseshe looks fun to play
>>271464024
None of the images capture what make her so qt though. The freckles and the big eyes mostly.
>>271464415
>201345
>year of the bored
>using super exaggerated smear frames in a 3d animation
I guess this means she can't be your waifu anymore.
>>271464415I could fap to some or all of this forever.
>>271464415
>Have a thing for short hair
>Almost every girl I meet with it ends up being a lesbian.
>Too nervous to approach the ones who are actually straight.
At least I still have 2D.
>Racially/culturally diverse cast
Tumblr is going to swarm to this game like gnats to a flame.
Hope yall like yaoi.
>>271465026
funny you should say that
the first question in blizzcon's overwatch q and a was 'will you be adding more body diversity'
you can't win with those people.
>>271465026
>tumblr
>not going to make a bunch of shit-tier art all with the title 'widowtracer' or 'widowmaker x tracer' with shitty noses
>>271447983
London
>>271465026
I do.
>>271465015
Well do you work at a call center or something? because lesbians love working at call centers.
>>271447983
I seriously find the Union Jack underwear in that image to be the sexiest thing I have seen in years.Maybe it's because I'm American and I'm experiencing an unconscious inferior complex to the British culture.
>>271465665
>America
>Inferior to the british
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>/v/ falling for worst girl
Like clockwork. Youre almost beating /a/ in that regard.Almost.
>>271447983
Right here cutie.
>>271447983
>>271465665
>>271465869
Don't you ever get bored doing this shitty bait
>>271465869
Spoken like a true American. Keep living in your fantasy land.
>>271465026
They even included an African American.
>>271466079
B-But I'm >>271465665, Anon-kun. It's not bait... it's just how I feel...
>>271453270
Hopefully, Blizzard will notice the collective lusting after their new characters that they finally cancel the WoW movie and switch to making an Overwatch movie. It'll make sense finacially too since the lower detail of the animation is cheaper to produce.
>>271465369
>Tracer x Winston
primal-fucking Tracer is part of the development process of that device. It helps with the "stay in this place/moment-do not evade" stuff
>Widowmaker x the german grandpa
He finds the sniper and ravaginly rapes her shouting shit and saying how great he is at his age and how she wasn't expecting him. her assassin temper goes up a lot but since she's helpless the systems fails. she ends a little bit less blue
>Zenyatta x symetra
The bot just meditates. She's like in another plane of the mind being fucked by million symmetric dicks. He trascends. She climaxes for one trippy minute. She's al drenched. Except she isn't. The bot didn't ever touch her.
>Mercy x Edgelord
The devil fucking the angel. It is whatever you want. In the end she has the strongest orgasm ever because so close to death. He felt the closer he will feel to being alive, makes him not kill her
>>271466165
There he goes again
>>271464415
I thought I'd be in the minority for liking tracer because of freckles and Kid from Chrono Cross.
Boy was I wrong.
It's not even the good waifu
>>271466421
>Tracer x Winston
I will never let this happen to my waifu.
>>271466083
Enjoy your sandnigger cock and police state
I'm still a few years from police state so I feel superior
>>271466472
>Aether_Wing_Kayle_splash.png
>>271466165
lel
>>271466557
It's canon, look, he's handling her butt
>>271454115
Conjecture
Dont torture yourself with "what ifs"
>>271466896
I can't have this anymore, Anon.
Googling "how to tie a noose" right now.
>>271447983
>tfw gf has flat butt and chest
DAMN IT
She's super fit though, I guess I shouldn't complain
>>271447983
>>271466079
>>271466896
Is it just me or is no one hitting anything from like a distance of 5 meters or so.
widow is the best girl
>>271467106
I approve this, they even changed the bong flag for the muricanese.
>>271466743
I think techno-beam wings are common enough that they can't be said to be a straight rip-off, just uncreative. I thought of Darksiders' angel design first. And unlike them and Kayle she's just a woman, I get the whole Angel of Mercy thing they're doing though.
>>271466896
Why is Reaper throwing his guns away? Couldnt they make a quick relaod animation? Its in the game, too. He just drops them.
>>271466896
Winston is probably married to a respectable academic ape
>>271466421
>>271466896
He also goes a bit overboard and tells her that she has to drink all the cum she can from him in order to accelerate the process but it's just awhitelie. She, drenched in trust for her friend is cool with it.
>>271467624
He must be using Tediore.
>>271467624
maximum edge is why
>>271467647
>academic
>ape
why did i laugh
>>271468052
hue
There's rarely any love for my husbando. Are there any other Hanzo fans here?
>>271468914
>Yasuo with a bow
Whens Riven?
>>271462929
>think alternate gendered characters would be cool, but definitely aren't a critical point
>tend to have a mix of male and female characters in games where you have the choice
>don't care much for "equality", I just like to mix things up a little
>get lumped in with those faggots when I agree with the idea of a genderflipped character/skin/whatever
>>271456651
A man of quality
>>271447983
outside
>>271469134
Goddamn i hate you league of faggots always comparing a character to one of your shitty game, fuck off. LeL didn't invent samurais.
>>271469735
I think my Tomboy fetish is what makes me crave for genderbended characters... Just not the other, wrong way, unless it's for comedic effect.
>>271466896
Reaper and that one chick must have the worst fucking aim in the galaxy.
>>271456651
can i ride pharah instead?
>>271451960
If she pulled it off, would she cease to exist?
>mfw it's revealed Tracer is postop MTF because MUH EQUALITY
>>271470521
>>271470556
it would be extremely painful
>>271470760
She must look really dumb without her suit.
>>271469134
>Yasuo
>Not Sanjuro
Holy shit league players are retarded
>>271448581
R-rick I'm n-not so s-sure about this
>>271470676
>mfw you fags make shit up to get angry at
>>271447983
>english
>hot
choose one
>>271461619
Carrot-Top was at Blizzcon?
>>271447983
Whereever they train scullery maids
>>271456756
Don't even bother, they always complain about this ant the VA is British every single time
>>271470957
please remove body ruining tattoo and post again pls.
>>271470847
Average female swimmer body, I bet...
>>271471095
pleb
>people wanting some chav slut as a girlfriend.
you all have absolutely shit taste in women, her voice sounds like a puppy in a meat grinder.
>>271470676>Implying that matters to anyone on here
>>271447983
Where? Where boys hang out.
>>271466472
my dick is so hard right now
>>271451960
i just wont be able to play with her bare tits.
that isnt a deal breaker
warehouse parties
hope you like arcade fire
>>271449784
how the fuck can you do that with a pencil?
I tried for 20 minutes and can't do it
Felt like i had some sort of autism with my face
>>271452550
OI RIGHT IN THE CHOCOLATE BON ON FACTORY
>/v/ is getting hyped for tf2 rip off
seriously?
>>271466557
face it, your waifu is a nigger lover
>>271471217
What the fuck is this whole chav thing about? You do know she's the complete opposite of a chav right? She doesn't wear burberry tarcksuit bottoms, isn't trying to fake a west indie accent, probably isn't on the dole, doesn't have acne, acts too positively, etc.
>>271466472
>wingboner.webm
>>271471662
so i have a chance?
>>271471195
hipster faggot barista
>>271465015
literally me
I even went out with one who didn't know she was a lesbian yet
in a way I'm glad i could help someone sexually identifykill me
Think there are any girls out there like Morrigan?
That'd be cool.
>>271467106
I laughed hard at this why
Scout is bat shit insane, but so are all of the TF2 members
>>271471760
no you have to be a silverback nigger to stand a chance, and judging by that post you are some beta chimpanzee so no you have no chance monkey boy.
>>271447983
judging from the pic id suggest looking up tumblr
>>271471017
>>271471645
>/v/ is getting hyped for tf2 rip off
>/v/ is fapping to fictional characters
pick one
>you will never give tracer her first anal
>>271472124
"Just stick it in me arse, do it, I dont care if it hurt, just fuck me in the arse anon, you can cum in it too"
>>271472124
>implying an ass that tight already hasn't been popped
Anon please, come back to the realms of reality.
Can't I just have Paige instead
>>271472357
>implying she can't go back in time and always have a virgin ass
>>271472124
Tracer is a horny fuckslut that takes dick for money, or alternatively more dick.
Her butthole has been ravaged countless times by thick cocks already.
>>271456612
>tits
Was the design of Tracer the real Project Titan?
>>271471645
I really don't get it.
Starcraft fans know Blizzard sucks.
Diablo fans know Blizzard sucks.
Warcraft 3 fans know Blizzard sucks.
WoW fans only really play WoW.
TF2 players all got bored of TF2 years ago unless they were autistic and/or bronies.
I don't know who all these people anticipating Overwatch are.
>>271461619
this question wouldn't have been highlighted if it was a man asking itno female dorfpain
>>271472435
I didn't think about that.
>>271472592
Resources well spent
>>271472592
Needs freckles badly.
Why doesn't she just travel to the future where her team already won
>>271472984
there was some smut where apparently she could tinker with time and appear young, old, and even pregnant
>>271447983
First find a not-quite-dead ghost teleporting around in time and space.
Then slap a rotating thingy on her chest.
>>271472598
People that don't give a shit about the game and just want more porn of the cute girls.
>>271461619
Jesus fucking Christ. I looked it up. That actually was a question.
>>271473206
>time manipulation porn where she can change her age
Nice.
>>271467624
Cause that's what they did in the Matrix
>>271461897
now you're getting it. it may not always have to do with physical ugliness, but a plain as day personal ugliness. some sort of weird disorder that makes them abrasive and intolerable.
>>271467647
>implying he doesn't fuck Tracer raw every night regardless
>>271467624
Isn't he literally made of shadows? He could probably create guns from shadows as well, so he doesn't really care.
>>271467624
He's too cool to care about weapons.
His gun is not important.
Hey /v/ thinking about getting a Wii U and not really sure what games to get.
Was looking at Skylanders,I likes Spyro back in the day and was wondering if its any good or just a huge cash grab.
?I kind of like the action figure gimmick...
>>271447983
>Cutie
>Pisses of limeys
She's perfect!
Hey /v/ thinking about getting a Wii U and not really sure what games to get.
Was looking at Skylanders,I likes Spyro back in the day and was wondering if its any good or just a huge cash grab.
>I kind of like the action figure gimmick...
>>271474215
>>271474487
>being this desperate to derail a thread about something you don't like
>>271461218
>British
there's your answer
http://strawpoll.me/2962184
http://strawpoll.me/2962184
http://strawpoll.me/2962184
http://strawpoll.me/2962184
>>271474996
>all these people claiming they'll main tracer
You'll be playing the no skill turret hero after a day
>>271474996
>http://strawpoll.me/2962184
>CUCK
Why is the mainstream media shoving this word down everyone's throat? Is anyone else tired of the FCC not having the power to stop this madness? Am I the only one who sees the good about the FCC? I'm the only one who cares about the FCC...
Where would I need to go if I had a lot of money I don't need and would want somebody to create lots of tracer rule 34 ntr to upset waifufags?
>>271474996
I'm sorry
>Cute
check
>Fast
check
>THE WORLD
check
What's not to like?
>>271475314
FurAffinity
>>271475314
>rule 34
>upsetting waifufags
sorry to break this to you but that won't dissuade them
>>271474996
How does this result surprise in you a Tracer waifu thread?
>>271475260
I don't know man, her 'rewind time' thing that takes her back to a previous position, health and ammo seems neat.
The ultra is boring though.
>>271475481
I require more
>>271475487
Supposed to be: "How does this result not surprise you in a Tracer thread?"
>>271475457
Isn't that place just for furries?
>>271475481
Are you sure? Not even Hana Hook levels of ntr?
>>271451960
Fucking Christ that accent is cancer. It's like someone went to the East End once and tried to mimic it.
>>271447983
Am I seriously the only one who's bothered by the horrible anatomy in this drawing? I've seen it like 8 times and no one ever mentions how shitty it is.
>>271473206
>she can be milf or loli
Noice.
Where can i find a girl in real life that's just like Widowmaker, /v/?
>>271470894
N-no Morty, y-y-y-you want that girl and we're gonna get her for you now all I need you to do is give me a *burp* a pint of your blood, can y-you do that Morty?
>>271474996
>Symmetra with 3 votes
She doesn't look like an offensive playstyle, but still looks fun to play
>>271476112
Body: in a brazilian gym
Attitude: tumblr
.... Her VA did Seras Victoria didn't she?
>>271465337
Why doesn't she just remove that thing so noone can touch her?
she's like the best potential for spying missions yet she's encumbering herself
>>271476881
She has no control of it without the harness. She gets unstuck in time and vanishes for days or weeks at a time.
>>271476112
>>271477078
>Implying those are the teeth of a british person
Nice try, Blizz.
Holy fuck this board if full of autistic people. How bad is your life to be fucking attracted to cartoons?, jesus christ.
>>271453353
I don't know, something about that outfit, hair style, and the freckles just razzes my berries.
So how come Tracer phases out of existence without that thing on her?
How the fuck did she end up like that?
>>271477545
Where the fuck do you think you are?
This seems to be the same phenomenon that happened when people saw that cute Mechanic from Wildstar.
>>271477545
>>271477545
Get a load of this guy
>>271476792
Seras is my waifu
>>271477296
>british person
>>271477712
read her bio
>>271477712
she was a pilot for a teleporter jet and it malfunctioned causing her to phase from reality, space chimp genius gorrilla was able to make a stable field of realitizer that would keep her in this reality.
>>271477921
I'm illiterate
>>271451960
I didn't think i would actually have preferred her sounding exactly like bristleback
>>271478082
noone fucking plays bristleback, so noone would ever fucking know.
>>271477930
Using his cock in the process
>>271478456
of course he has to refill it every day with his space ape semen.
>>271472403Realest guy in the room.
>>271463679
>>271478703
It's not really necessary but he didn't bother with telling her.
>>271449308
>implying that's what's bothering
I came to terms with my autism years ago.
Now I'm just mad about video games.
>>271463679
long-haired tomboys are my personal unicorn.
>>271476112
wait
does her ass suddenly inflate when she activates her visor?
Some kind of tactical ass expansion?
a tactical fetish?
a weapon to surpass metal gear?
>>271480020
Holy shit, that's some confirmable tactical ass expansion...
>>271447983
>Country flag on her ass
Does she think she is showing lover for her homeland by farting on it's flag all day long and getting skidmarks on it?
>>271480345
Tracer does not fart, nor does she have skid marks. She also never poops or ever has any natural body odor (aside from her feet).
This isn't even close is it?
>>271480345
7/10
YES SHE DOES
>>271449308
>and if you do ever have one you'll get called a normal fag by everyone in this board
>Actually caring what a bunch of fat autistic virgins and schizos think
>>271447983
Not in your computer
>>271456908
Is there anal? link?no sadpandas pls
>>271480345
Anon, please.
Women don't fart or poop.
>>271480687
>>271457464
>>271458017
you're not even trying
>>271480345
>getting skidmarks
>not leaving traces
anon pls
>>271447983
seriously look for traps in london thats the closest u will find
>>271479232
A girl I knew when I was a kid was a long haired tomboy.
She had long blonde hair and huge tits, actually.
One time at high school she broke the nose of a guy who tried to hit on her.
It's never been confirmed since she moved away from home just after high school, but even her parents are 99% sure she's a lesbian.
>>271472592
>>271473124
In game and 2D design version is better. The trailer was obviously made by a different team, as details of her model vary. They gave her freckles in the trailer because it was the decision of some dumb western studio fags who thought they new better than the clearly Japanese stylized 2D designs. They even changed her hair from black to brown in the trailer.
Her in-game version is more faithful to the artist's vision, and it shows. She looks better.Still has that western feel to it, but still a lot closer to the 2D design.
>>271470957
Remove the girl, post the cat.
>>271480774
They do it all the time; they call it "talking".
>>271470847
Same was said about Samus.
>>271471195
Hahaha the ironing.