>"Tch, so you finally decided to show up, eh, mayor?"
>that feel when you delete your village because it's for the best
>implying I would be late to a date with my precious Isabelle
Geez, fine. I'll buy the game already. You happy OP?
Also, did they confirm an Animal Crossing for Wii U? And if so, what does it do differently?
Gunna main this bitch in Mario Kart.
Get it? Bitch? Because it's a dog?
I am humorous you know.
>post the comic where the she forces the mayor to perform cunnilingus
>awww yeah nigga this gon be good
>I bought Mario Kart 8 just to drive as Isabelle, despite Mario Kart Wii being the biggest disappointment of last gen for me
I fully admit it. But then I noticed something...Mario Kart 8 fixed nearly every issue Mario Kart Wii had. It's actually a good game!
>Anon asks for comic
>Get excited because I know exactly what it is and I love it too
>He doesn't like it as much as he thought he would
I wish I had a fucking scanner or something because I actually drew a comic about Isabelle staring at the villager's ass and passing out about how awesome it is.
All I got to be able to post it is my 3ds's camera
And then It's on line paper so it'll look messy
>Isabelle is a closet satanist
>she wants as many people to move into the village so she can offer each and everyone to satan
>She wants you to fuck her to death while everyone's soul is taken to hell as you pull her ears back
>She laughs in pleasure as she orgasms to death
>"Welcome to Hell, Mayor!"
>"I think we should try to find some minions to start a new village."
>"I don't think the old one's would like us anymore hahaha!"
cheating timelords and their timeline manipulation shenanigans
She'll always be there for you even if you forgot about her.
i still boot it up everyday to water my flowers and pull weeds
>zoom in on belle's cigar box
>"belle's primo shit"
I'm no ACfag or furfag but I just stepped into this thread to say that this picture turns me on and I might be developing a fetish for bringing sadness to women. Not rage or pain or disgust, just sadness.
WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK.
LOOKS LIKE NIGGERS AR FORGETTING THE COMPANY RULE AS USUAL. WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE REMINDER.
Wouldn't even dream of it, Mr. Bratt.
>not maining her on a bike
But what do the runes mean?
Holy shit I love this artist.
I'd rather main her on
Yes, you did
You failed her just like the rest of us for being a filthy furfaggot who posts pictures of her in the threads and gets assblasted at Bill Trinen for taking her from us even though shes happier with him
shut the fuck up anonymous.
I like her but imagine the sex
How would it feel to hold around that fur when you're banging her
Skin on skin feels great for fur on skin? Eh..
Japanese anthro art is not the same as western anthro art. Eastern art focuses more on being cute and more 'anime' style designs. Western anthro art tries to be as realistic and human like as possible.
>You failed her just like the rest of us for being a filthy furfaggot who posts pictures of her in the threads and gets assblasted at Bill Trinen for taking her from us even though shes happier with him
shut the fuck up anonymous.
I don't do those things. I'll never fail my waifu. I'm not like you.
Please don't specialize Bonbon.
SHE BETTER BE IN THE WII U ANIMAL CROSSING OR I'M GONNA TYPE AN ANGRY LETTER TO NINTENDO AND HEAVILY CONSIDER SENDING IT BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY CHOOSE NOT TO BECAUSE IN REALITY I JUST WANTED TO GET MY FEELINGS OUT AND IT HURTS A LITTLE BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FEEL SOMEWHAT MORE ACCEPTING OF THE SITUATION AT HAND!
Reminder that if Isabelle is your waifu, you're into NTR
Where are you looking Mr. Mayor?
>still no lewd villagers in my place
Has anyone posted those comics where she's in mario kart?
I fucking hate it. Superior quality incoming, >>271110798 should be ashamed.
He works as Miyamoto's personal translator and also translates some games.
Isabelle has been in three games since New Leaf came out. And is super popular. I think they're gonna make her at least a cameo character from now on.
>she will never lift you high in the air and laugh at you
>she will never grab the waistband of her skirt and her panties and pull them away
>she will never drop you and wag her tail as you plummet
>you will never bounce against the fabric of her panties and get slammed into her pussy as she closes her waistband with a snap
You better not be that beast anon from the "considered fapping to a game character" thread like 3 days ago.
Cat ass best ass.
Yep we meet again. 404'd before I could answer you, I definitely have lots of feral too, anthro just has more diversity and good artists. Good non-pokemon feral is fuckin hard to find I swear I've never met another straight beast anon, like 90% of us are fags and it's weird as shit And yes I love cats. I had 3 while living with my parents, and have two now.
>Good non-pokemon feral is fuckin hard to find
I know, but it makes sense, given that if you're into that chances are you're either a pokefucker or a dogfucker, and in the former case you can just get a dog and do it IRL
Still, 2D is superior to 3D in a lot of aspects, no matter what the subject matter is
I don't get it. How is she NTR? Does she actually blatantly do this shit in the game?
Or is it just heavily implied by all her fanart.
>Some dumbass Nigerian grad student really does think he did this shit with magnets
>He also uses high school algebra to do it as well
Is this really the Nigerian standard of higher education?
I rubbed the pussy on one of them as a teen, she liked it and slept on my bed often, coincidentally between my thighs. I've grown up since then and haven't done anything, I just cuddle my current two a lot My dream is to fuck a large cat. Even as porn though it's beyond rare.
you can't hold 2d though.
and it will never hold you back
That's hilarious. It's like "that kid" but on an international level.
>My dream is to fuck a large cat. Even as porn though it's beyond rare.
well whoever this guy is, he's living the dream
Top secret Ugandan technology
Here's their state of the art drone, that missile on it might be equipped with anti-time weaponry
Also their site
I know your pain, brother. Tumblr loves her because they think she's cute, /v/ loves her because they love getting NTR'd. Meanwhile Sable is all but forgotten at this point.
Yeah, he's black and incredibly cuddly, I wake up with him in my face a lot
I'm sorry anon.
Fucking hell, he sure is.
Implying I would share our love with anybody else
This guy is roughly one million times cuter than Isabelle is.
Oh my fucking god, I'm giggling like a retard
Here's their first spaceplane in the making
>this doujinshi never be scanned
Gays never understand a straight man's aversion to dick. I've met some who don't have a preference, they're more into loving the animal than anything else, but yeah, finding fellow straights is ridiculously rarer than it should be in our fetish.
You mean this terrifying monstasity
I already mentioned I don't anymore. And I don't intend to start now.
..Unless I can get a couger like >>271114920 Holy hell that sounds like the life.
I have come to peace with fully rejecting dick. Sorry.
We could argue on this all day, won't get us anywhere. Let's not start.
>Haven't played Animal Crossing in about a week because of Fantasy Life
>boot it up tonight to check on things and see K.K. Slider
>one of my best friends and last remaining original villager as moved out
Mother. Fucker. I'll always love you, Kid Cat.
Cop a mother fucking attitude with me Isabelle and you're all the way gone.
I spent a goddamn year picking up after you fuckers, building you a utopia, keeping you safe and protected. I deserve a vacation as long as I goddamn feel like.
So go on, keep copping that attitude, and I'll throw your mangy ass to the curb and bring Digby in as my secretary.
Now get back in the goddamn city hall, start filing those papers, and if I hear even an ounce of lip I'll send you packing and let Bill Trinen deal with your shit.
Mario Kart 8 is bonkers good. It's such a relief to see a team actually IMPROVE the quality from game to game instead of shrugging their shoulders and churning out more crap.
DS, 7, and 8 have all been the best in the franchise IMO.
Why when you can just see it just hovering over the dead post?
>deep cleaned my closet knowing my copy fell into some forlorn box or another
>my village is still there and best villager walt cried for my return
I don't care if its just scripted little sprites spouting lines I was happy to see best villager again.
lyman and analisa are cool too
>Her face when handing in nothing but golden beetles and whale sharks
Go get 4chan x retard. I can't believe there are still people browsing this site vanilla. What a living hell.
It's purely an argument on morality. Considering what we already do to animals, do you really think you can legitimately question loving one? Let alone on the basis of morals alone?
Glass house, friend.
It's lust. You're venting your sexual frustration out on something that's barely capable of understanding what you're doing. Sure, we kill and eat animals daily, doesn't mean we need to stick our dick in any of the living ones. I can get behind fantasising about fucking talking feral fictional characters, but manhandling actual animals? Nah dude.
You've got me beat by a year, but I can't imagine going without it once I started. You're so incredibly limited.
>never once used
All it takes is once and you'll quickly realize.
They're more than capable of understanding what's happening, they just don't ascribe human ideals and baggage to it.
I've read a story
that included picturesof a large dog who didn't have a mate on a farm. Supposedly the owner found her letting one of his ministallions mount her successfullyand she would always be playing with him and sleeping with him from then on. They understand affection. Maybe not as much as we do, but to think you can dismiss them because "lol not human" is just asinine.
post-sex purring will forever be my fetish
Well it isn't love. You can love something without sticking your dick in its ass.
So, the one who performed the English localization for the Japanese game wrote his name in her opening dialog. Does that mean that she's neglecting her boyfriend in the game because of it?
Are celebrity (sub-celebrity) crushes NTR now?
>Does that mean that she's neglecting her boyfriend in the game because of it?
You honestly think all she does is just sit there in the office doing nothing? Sending mail is a huge part of Animal Crossing, she's sending him mail.
Coincidentally, most zoophiles are also delusional retards
This is why I jack off my cat but would never ask for it to be legal
That and zoo pride parades
Such things aren't meant to be seen by mortal eyes
Once zoophilia becomes legal, if it becomes legal, next they'll want acceptance
And with that comes hordes of disgusting men making out with their struggling dogs in public
Like gay pride parades, except more disgusting
I wonder how letter-sex even works. Before phones existed, they had to do something like this, right?
Did people cum on paper, fold it up and be like "I made this while thinking of you. On the reverse side is an artists depiction of my dick while I did it."
>Be the postboy
>Letter smells funny
>Break the wax seal and investigate
>mushrooms growing from months of travel to deliver the letter.
>under the mushrooms is a drawing of a penis
Because you really don't need to say more. Like I said, it's purely an argument of morality. We already kill them enmasse, sometimes just because we don't want them anymore, forcefully rape them for their offspring, etc etc.
What can you possibly argue besides "I think it's wrong"? Doing far worse is already legal and most don't consider it wrong. Watch your own feet.
Even just hoving over post numbers to see it is worth installing alone. All the other features like getting new posts at whatever intervals you want without refreshing, and telling you when you have replies, is fucking godlike.
I don't really get the pride and shit, but I don't really think it should be a prosecuted crime. If the animal is clearly being neglected or harmed then yeah.
If the animal isn't being harmed, then chances are the guy doing it isn't a complete retard, and chances are he won't be caught
If it's legal, then that makes it all the more difficult for the retards to get caught
Also, it being illegal dissuades other retards from raping their dog
The less people there are abusing their pets, the better, even at the cost of perfectly good people getting caught up in it
The good people are a minority, anyway
>The froth of my loins quivers with the thought of your embrace.
That type of shit right? I don't think I get anything out of that, let alone a satisfying boner. I don't know how people roleplay on things like omegle and jack off to it.
>Does 4chanx have embed youtube links?
Yes. Make sure you're using
and not one of the dead versions.
>you can use both at the same time
No, that tends to break things, so 4chan X disables the native stuff.
>Somehow her wearing pants is sexier
Still doesn't have that. I don't know why you'd give up all the other features though just for that one little thing. Sounds stupid.
I get where you're coming from with this, but I disagree. It's like saying "keeping weed illegal keeps retards from getting it or kids". At least that has a tiny little sliver of merit.
Nothing is stopping them if they want to do it. Being illegal is no barrier.
Oh hey, guess I should get a new version then
Just because worse things happen to animals doesn't make slightly-worse things an ok thing to do.
I believe that sex between a human and another living being requires consent. But animals are unable to give consent, for many of the same reasons human children can't give consent. Because they can't give consent, sex with an animal is rape, and rape is Bad. Just because we kill animals, that doesn't make rape somehow less bad.
It's likely that you disagree that an animal can't give consent. Or maybe you do agree, but see nothing wrong with rape, I dunno. It's at this point I just have to be thankful that most of society agrees with me that bestiality is disgusting and wrong.
"look who decided to finally act tough for once and think I didn't visit cause I was bored bitch. Now get on your knees and get ready to take it out here in the cold autumn air, slut."
I use 4chan x and the YouTube link title script.
Not him, but since animals don't have the capacity for consent, I believe it's more important if they're bothered by it or not
If they like it, good for them, if they don't care, that's alright, if they're just putting up with it, that's pushing it a bit too far
>"I hope mayor comes back soon from his smashing adventures..."
I want to kill any retard who thinks that's a good idea. Trust me. Too many people want to flaunt what should never be in the public eye. I obviously disagree with all ___ pride parades.
It's not that they "happen", we intentionally do it all the time and see no problem with it. Please don't try to tint the argument differently. It's like saying "I don't see why you think you can play music at 50 decibles when we play ours at 150 all the time".
I believe an animal can consent, just not explicitly. I know I'm on /v/, but if you've ever had sex with a women, you'd know consent isn't commonly explicit between humans either. Plenty of people go from meeting to sex without a single word about it because all they needed were implicit signals.
Being more instinctual is a double-edged sword. If they don't want something, they have teeth and claws instead of words to make that known. An animal in heat/estrus clearly knows what it wants.
I live in
Pennsylvania, and have had more than one friend who works on farms tell me their chest/arm is sore because the mare in estrus pinned him against the wall with her ass for obvious reasons.
"Mmm... that's my favorite ingredient..."
I'm not getting you.
I don't think that's a problem. Most people disagree with it morally or sexually. It's not like when being gay became legal all of a sudden everyone was out fucking men.
Gross probably, not particularly desperate though.
Maybe desperate for some cat poon.
That's because lewd clothing like lingerie or slutwear is much sexier than being naked.
Every night I drive my raging erection deep into my female dog's throbbing vulva, her quivering canine cunt clenches tightly around my hardened pocket monster causing her to mewl and squirm towards the hilt of my doggy pocketed dong. her wagging tail and whimpers of ecstasy only succeed in further engorging my massive junk. i cum inside and howl post coitus.
hushmode nigga hushmode
Oops, I'm retarded, adding to >>271121886
You have no idea how big our real horsefucker community is. We're two cities and 90% farmland. It's hardly a surprise.
On top of what I said before, bestiality is already legal in a lot of states/countires and doesn't have a problem. Probably exactly due to what I already said.
2D cat stuff can be pretty sexual sometimes, but the real thing doesn't do much for me. But horses, now that is one animal I would do anything to fuck.
Dog dick is also nice. Dolphin pussy also looks super fuckable.
Besides what >>271122580 already said, It's not like I see a cat and think "I want to fuck that cat" with a massive boner. Doesn't work like that, at least for me. I'm more of a "I want cuddling and affection to turn into physical" sort-of guy. I'd kill to be in >>271114920 's
Also adding, given some sort of magical "invent your own life in whatever way" aka fuck what's actually possible in real life,
I'd probably make an anthro girl to be with Despite being a zoo, I still like the human body. Possibly more.
I have shitloads of pure mithra, no miqo'shit. Used to be a guy who dumped it constantly. Got most of it from that. I couldn't tell you the artist.
I fantasize about getting some of my friends and going to town on a lewd horse pussy together, taking turns filling her up and getting her nice and messy.
Thinking about it gets me so hard. I wish bestiality was legal here.
>Digby is just a play on words for Big D