>"Tch, so you finally decided to show up, eh, mayor?"

post the porn already, it's not like you made this thread for anything else

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>>271102212
>that feel when you delete your village because it's for the best

>>271102319
this

r/ing the comic where she forces the mayor to perform cunnilingus

VIDEO GAMES

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>>271102212
>implying I would be late to a date with my precious Isabelle

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Geez, fine. I'll buy the game already. You happy OP?

Also, did they confirm an Animal Crossing for Wii U? And if so, what does it do differently?

>>271103219
The fact that a villager Amiibo exists pretty much confirms it.

>>271103590
Yeah! Can't wait for F-Zero U and Mega Man Legends 3!

>>271102467
I never seen that one.
Someone please post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrRXKvMNno4

I deleted my save because I couldn't take the guilt of not having visited my town in months.

>>271104647
this is really hot

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>>271104647
oh god......

>>271104647
thanks

>>271104647
Is there any more

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Gunna main this bitch in Mario Kart.

Get it? Bitch? Because it's a dog?
I am humorous you know.

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>>271104647
I don't like this Isabelle.

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>>271105163
me too mayne

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>>271104647
>post the comic where the she forces the mayor to perform cunnilingus
>awww yeah nigga this gon be good
>it's trash

T-thanks anyways

>play the game once, never again

I wonder how confused my village is. They probably elected a new Mayor by now

Anyone got the one where Isabelle's gets all satanic and talks about satan being the only one left?

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>>271105163

>I bought Mario Kart 8 just to drive as Isabelle, despite Mario Kart Wii being the biggest disappointment of last gen for me

I fully admit it. But then I noticed something...Mario Kart 8 fixed nearly every issue Mario Kart Wii had. It's actually a good game!

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>>271105442

>>271105651
Yeah, but there's one with three panels

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>>271105364
>Anon asks for comic
>Get excited because I know exactly what it is and I love it too
>He doesn't like it as much as he thought he would

Y-you're welcome

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>>271105442

>>271104647
I suddenly want to be dommed by isabelle...

I wish I had a fucking scanner or something because I actually drew a comic about Isabelle staring at the villager's ass and passing out about how awesome it is.
All I got to be able to post it is my 3ds's camera
And then It's on line paper so it'll look messy

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More is better

>>271104647
>western shit

Into the trash it goes

>>271106324
Not too much, though.

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>>271106324
Bigger is better

>>271106324
im conflicted on saving this and adding it to the folder

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>>271106410
Still not enough

>>271106430
yes

>>271106595
No no, I think that's more than enough. Let's tone it back a bit.

>>271105991
>Isabelle is a closet satanist
>she wants as many people to move into the village so she can offer each and everyone to satan
>She wants you to fuck her to death while everyone's soul is taken to hell as you pull her ears back
>She laughs in pleasure as she orgasms to death
>"Welcome to Hell, Mayor!"
>"I think we should try to find some minions to start a new village."
>"I don't think the old one's would like us anymore hahaha!"

>>271102212
gomen...Isabelle

> not setting clock back to last played date + 1 day, then cycling safely forward to current date

It's like you want your dreamies to leave you

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>>271106595
please stop

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>>271106595
Bigger dog, bigger fun

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>>271106952
cheating timelords and their timeline manipulation shenanigans

>>271106998
Simple adorable. Giant dog is best dog.

>>271106998
please stop

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>>271106998
Smaller mayor, equally big fun

>>271107094
It's a game
I'd rather manipulate the system if it can ensure my dreamies safety

>>271107157
Kill yourself, assface.

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>>271107157
You're no fun

>>271107206
Post the Ochiko picture. I can't because I am not at my computer.

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>>271107580
I'm afraid I don't have that one

>>271104647
>u in nigga

Every single time.

>>271104647
>u in nigga

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>>271104647
>u in nigga

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>>271102212
She'll always be there for you even if you forgot about her.

>>271106998
It's like a sexualized clifford

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>>271106116

>>271108625
:C

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>>271102212
i still boot it up everyday to water my flowers and pull weeds

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>>271104647
>zoom in on belle's cigar box
>"belle's primo shit"

Mfw

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>>271107580
for you

>>271108625
>Aw yeah, cute dog wife thread
>This

Oh...

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>>271109006

>>271108625
i watched that futurama episode (Jurassic bark, was it?) with my girlfriend and cried. i sometimes wonder if she thought i was a retard for that

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Daily reminder that is what we look like
;_;

>>271102212
I'm no ACfag or furfag but I just stepped into this thread to say that this picture turns me on and I might be developing a fetish for bringing sadness to women. Not rage or pain or disgust, just sadness.

>>271104647
As the asshole who drew this for shits and giggles, I'm so sorry seeing it being used to help derail Animal Crossing threads into furry dumps here all the time

I'm so sorry Isabelle

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WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK.

LOOKS LIKE NIGGERS AR FORGETTING THE COMPANY RULE AS USUAL. WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE REMINDER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g61r9Qjg5Zo

>>271109502
>pretending to be gheyblin
Truly the biggest of faggots.

>>271109502
holy shit make more

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>>271108625

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>>271109502
weve all failed her anon
its ok

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I fucking love this dog.

>>271109347
Everyone cried at the end of Jurassic Bark.

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>>271109687

>>271109687
bow wow nigga

>>271109687
I need those 2 images.

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>>271109583
Wouldn't even dream of it, Mr. Bratt.

>>271109771
>widdle piddle puppy balls

fucking furries i tell ya

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>>271105163
>not maining her on a bike

>>271109656
I didn't fail her.

Fuck you.

i ain't a furry but this shit is gettin me goin. what is wrong with me

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>>271107949
But what do the runes mean?

Holy shit I love this artist.

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>>271104647
>It's QUEEN BITCH when we're off the clock

>>271110000
Just embrace it anon
Your time is probably long overdue anyway

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>>271109959
I'd rather main her on my dick.

>>271109857
There's gotta be more to this man

>>271110000
>i ain't a furry
quads decide you are now

I was just fucking playing bitch, I was watching KK and got my free song. Maybe if you left the office once in a while you could have jammed with me listening to KK Groove.

>>271109969
Yes, you did
You failed her just like the rest of us for being a filthy furfaggot who posts pictures of her in the threads and gets assblasted at Bill Trinen for taking her from us even though shes happier with him
shut the fuck up anonymous.

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A bit of cute to help purify this thread.

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I like her but imagine the sex

How would it feel to hold around that fur when you're banging her

Skin on skin feels great for fur on skin? Eh..

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>>271110000

Japanese anthro art is not the same as western anthro art. Eastern art focuses more on being cute and more 'anime' style designs. Western anthro art tries to be as realistic and human like as possible.

>>271110000
>trips followed bt quads

Dude you have some kind of furry destiny upon you

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>>271109601
I am indeed a faggot

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>>271110345
>You failed her just like the rest of us for being a filthy furfaggot who posts pictures of her in the threads and gets assblasted at Bill Trinen for taking her from us even though shes happier with him
shut the fuck up anonymous.

I don't do those things. I'll never fail my waifu. I'm not like you.

>>271109394
Might as well just put Bill Trinen over Stan's face.

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>>271110436
Please don't specialize Bonbon.

>>271102467
I forgot but there was a really good doujin about the Mayor and her going to a island

>>271110418
Read that in his voice

>>271110418
Confirmed for having never touched a dog in his life

>>271110436
not even furry but
damn that guys art man

>>271110531
>I'm not like you
I don't think you understand. I'm sorry

>>271110436
Western art is also garbage no matter what they try to do with it

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>>271109959

>>271110553
She's a rabbit, Anon.

Rabbits fuck. They fuck a lot.

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>>271110436

This is a very frightening thread for me

>>271110418
Dog fur is shit and they smell like ass. Cats though are cool, I could deal with that.

purring while cuddling after sex would be the cutest shit too.

>>271108728

Stan why are you wearing two hats?

>>271105306
>Made sure to post the cigar version

Good job, m8.

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SHE BETTER BE IN THE WII U ANIMAL CROSSING OR I'M GONNA TYPE AN ANGRY LETTER TO NINTENDO AND HEAVILY CONSIDER SENDING IT BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY CHOOSE NOT TO BECAUSE IN REALITY I JUST WANTED TO GET MY FEELINGS OUT AND IT HURTS A LITTLE BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FEEL SOMEWHAT MORE ACCEPTING OF THE SITUATION AT HAND!

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Reminder that if Isabelle is your waifu, you're into NTR

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>>271110798
Where are you looking Mr. Mayor?

>>271110872
no one has to know anon

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>>271110436
>still no lewd villagers in my place

Such bullshit

>>271110798
I fucking love it

>>271110958
>>271110959
LEAST OF MY WORRIES

Who the fuck is Bill Trinen?

>>271109347
fuck her if she does, it's a tearjerk episode. Anyone who knows the ancient bond dogs and humans share couldn't have kept the manly tears away.

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Has anyone posted those comics where she's in mario kart?

>Traded the game and 3DS for steam vouchers

No regrets, that shit was just boring.

Post more cute yellow dog.

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>>271111089
I fucking hate it. Superior quality incoming, >>271110798 should be ashamed.

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>>271111224

He works as Miyamoto's personal translator and also translates some games.

>>271109006
>tfw giga isabelle will never lift you up and drop you in her panties

>>271104647
>starts smoking

That's the biggest turn off. Always a boner killer.

>>271111264
>posting poison

please don't

I already fapped 3 times today

>>271111403
You can see it in his eyes
They fucked.

>>271111453
Don't do this to me, bro. Not tonight...

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>Bow-WOW!
Daisy is fucking adorable

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>>271110958

Isabelle has been in three games since New Leaf came out. And is super popular. I think they're gonna make her at least a cameo character from now on.

>>271111650
>she will never lift you high in the air and laugh at you
>she will never grab the waistband of her skirt and her panties and pull them away
>she will never drop you and wag her tail as you plummet
>you will never bounce against the fabric of her panties and get slammed into her pussy as she closes her waistband with a snap

why live

>>271110880
It is
Especially when he falls asleep in my arms

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>>271111581

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>>271111883
You better not be that beast anon from the "considered fapping to a game character" thread like 3 days ago.

>>271111840
I'm going to kill myself one of these days. Then I will be with my giant girls.

Or I'll just play some Animal Crossing.

Reminder that Isabelle has 8 nipples

>>271111943
One of those guys who doesn't look normal without his glasses on. Making this stupid fuck keep his specs, he looks goddamn retarded without 'em.

>>271112160

even better

>>271112118
I don't remember, did I mention that I suck off my cat from time to time in that thread?


Also, your taste still offends me

>>271112279
I don't think I have ever seen him in glasses.

>>271112309
>sucking off your cat
I don't believe you have a cat, I don't believe you know how cat genitals work, and I don't believe you to be so stupid to try doing that.

>>271103772
But unlike those series, Animal Crossing actually sells.

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>>271112118

>>271112596
Let me guess, you don't know that cats lose their barbs after they're castrated?

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>>271109006

What is Animal Crossing even about? Is it even a good game to play when you are depressed?

>>271112983
Furbait Simulator 2012

>>271112983

It's basically fucking farmville but because it came out on the gamecube years before the mobile and facebook craze people pretend it's good

>>271106430
There needs to be more Isabelle size art.

>>271112983
i think it will depress you even more

>>271112659
>mutilating animals
Drink bleach as soon as possible.

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>>271112636
Cat ass best ass.

>>271112309
Yep we meet again. 404'd before I could answer you, >>270711681

I definitely have lots of feral too, anthro just has more diversity and good artists. Good non-pokemon feral is fuckin hard to find

I swear I've never met another straight beast anon, like 90% of us are fags and it's weird as shit

And yes I love cats. I had 3 while living with my parents, and have two now.

>>271113237
Most pets are usually castrated, anon
At least, they are over in Clapistan

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>>271111578
Cum all over me baby

>>271113292
>Good non-pokemon feral is fuckin hard to find
I know, but it makes sense, given that if you're into that chances are you're either a pokefucker or a dogfucker, and in the former case you can just get a dog and do it IRL
Still, 2D is superior to 3D in a lot of aspects, no matter what the subject matter is

>>271112983

Think Harvest Moon, without all the farming, dating and quests.

So basically, a game where you go around finding items and giving them to NPCs as gifts.

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I don't get it. How is she NTR? Does she actually blatantly do this shit in the game?

Or is it just heavily implied by all her fanart.

>>271113121
Size art is always in need of more content. But this thread has a good amount.

>>271113893

see

>>271110959

>>271113893
>Google article
>It's real
>Some dumbass Nigerian grad student really does think he did this shit with magnets
>He also uses high school algebra to do it as well

Is this really the Nigerian standard of higher education?

>>271114337
Uganda claims to have sent a mouse into orbit with a catapult
They also have a satellite armed with "anti-time missiles" and plan on bringing back rocks from Mercury

>>271114484
All I read in your post was TUUUBEEEESSS

>>271113759
I rubbed the pussy on one of them as a teen, she liked it and slept on my bed often, coincidentally between my thighs. I've grown up since then and haven't done anything, I just cuddle my current two a lot

My dream is to fuck a large cat. Even as porn though it's beyond rare.

>>271113842
you can't hold 2d though.

and it will never hold you back

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>>271114484
That's hilarious. It's like "that kid" but on an international level.

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>>271114484
>anit time missiles

>>271114635
I know, but the benefits of 2D are still valid

Anyhow, are either of your cats male. by any chance?

>>271114635
>you can't hold 2d though.
>and it will never hold you back
I hope you get hit by a bus you mega faggot.

>>271114484
>"anti-time missiles"

What the fuck is that?

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>>271114635
>My dream is to fuck a large cat. Even as porn though it's beyond rare.
well whoever this guy is, he's living the dream

>from the thumbnail she looks like she's ready to kill a bitch
>in the full image she's shaking and on the verge of tears
that's just unfair

>tfw isabelle has more or less become the official mascot of animal crossing and I don't like her one bit

>>271114635
thats really hot, you should post a video somewhere of you sexing your cats

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>>271114867
Top secret Ugandan technology
Here's their state of the art drone, that missile on it might be equipped with anti-time weaponry
Also their site
http://ugandanway.com/asrp/news.php

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>>271115015

I know your pain, brother. Tumblr loves her because they think she's cute, /v/ loves her because they love getting NTR'd. Meanwhile Sable is all but forgotten at this point.

>>271114805
Yeah, he's black and incredibly cuddly, I wake up with him in my face a lot

>>271114845
I'm sorry anon.

>>271114920
Fucking hell, he sure is.

>>271115104
Implying I would share our love with anybody else

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>>271115015

>>271115183
You should touch his dick

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This guy is roughly one million times cuter than Isabelle is.

Fuck, now I gotta go log on. :(

Post more porn pls, porn does nothing for me unless its on blue boards.

>>271115269
I'll reiterate. Not a dick guy.

>>271115151
You should be glad she's not more popular. She'd get a bunch more shitty porn and creepy fanwank.

And besides, as long as you remember her, everything will be okay.

>>271115151
I haven't forgotten Sable, anon

And neither has my dick

>>271109347

futurama had a number of feels episodes on the same tier as hey arnold

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>>271115151

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>>271114484

Oh my fucking god, I'm giggling like a retard

>>271114920
Africa-tier roneryfag.

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>>271115512
Here's their first spaceplane in the making

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>>271107732
>this doujinshi never be scanned
why live?

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>>271110418

>>271108634
My dick

>>271114484
I had to google anti-time missiles because I thought you were bullshitting. You aren't. Good lord.

>>271115491
Gays never understand a straight man's aversion to dick.

I've met some who don't have a preference, they're more into loving the animal than anything else, but yeah, finding fellow straights is ridiculously rarer than it should be in our fetish.

>>271111774
I love her

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>>271115824
Actually it has

>>271115183
p-please? Im allergic to cats

>>271116031
Well once upon a time I was straight too, so I suppose I can understand
Still, try not to be too quick to reject the idea

>>271116180
I second this

What was >>271104647?

>>271116141
did they fug?

>>271116141
MORE DAMMIT

>>271116180
>>271116256
There are hypoallergenic cat breeds out there

>All these bestialitists sexualizing real, living animals

I can let the cartoon anthro stuff slide, but this just sickens me.

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>this thread

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>>271116339
You mean this terrifying monstasity

>>271116267
Isabelle forcing the mayor to eat her out.

>>271116524
Can you repost?

>>271116290
Of course

>>271116523
http://www.petmd.com/cat/wellness/evr_ct_hypoallergenic_cat_breeds

>>271116141
http://exhentai.org/g/724284/16f2d26e4e/
source

>>271116180
>>271116256
I already mentioned I don't anymore. And I don't intend to start now.

..Unless I can get a couger like >>271114920
Holy hell that sounds like the life.


>>271116242
I have come to peace with fully rejecting dick. Sorry.

>>271116368
We could argue on this all day, won't get us anywhere. Let's not start.

>>271102212
>Haven't played Animal Crossing in about a week because of Fantasy Life
>boot it up tonight to check on things and see K.K. Slider
>one of my best friends and last remaining original villager as moved out

Mother. Fucker. I'll always love you, Kid Cat.

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>>271102212

Cop a mother fucking attitude with me Isabelle and you're all the way gone.

I spent a goddamn year picking up after you fuckers, building you a utopia, keeping you safe and protected. I deserve a vacation as long as I goddamn feel like.

So go on, keep copping that attitude, and I'll throw your mangy ass to the curb and bring Digby in as my secretary.

Now get back in the goddamn city hall, start filing those papers, and if I hear even an ounce of lip I'll send you packing and let Bill Trinen deal with your shit.

>>271105464
Mario Kart 8 is bonkers good. It's such a relief to see a team actually IMPROVE the quality from game to game instead of shrugging their shoulders and churning out more crap.

DS, 7, and 8 have all been the best in the franchise IMO.

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>>271116579
Why when you can just see it just hovering over the dead post?

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Hello! Welcome to Re-Tail!

How may I help you?

>>271116956
I was't here when it was posted.

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>>271116715
>http://exhentai.org/g/724284/16f2d26e4e/

>>271116732
>We could argue on this all day, won't get us anywhere. Let's not start.

Are you seriously suggesting that you even have a half-decent argument to make?

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>deep cleaned my closet knowing my copy fell into some forlorn box or another
>copy found
>my village is still there and best villager walt cried for my return
I don't care if its just scripted little sprites spouting lines I was happy to see best villager again.

lyman and analisa are cool too

>>271110474
>disregarding any piece of art you've made that people like.

You make me sick.

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>>271116969
>Her face when handing in nothing but golden beetles and whale sharks

>>271117149
He might not, but I do
So what's your deal with the thing?

>>271117031
Go get 4chan x retard. I can't believe there are still people browsing this site vanilla. What a living hell.

>>271117149
It's purely an argument on morality. Considering what we already do to animals, do you really think you can legitimately question loving one? Let alone on the basis of morals alone?

Glass house, friend.

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oh man this thread

>>271117467
I've been here since 06 and I never once used 4chan x. Suck it.

>>271117467
>loving
It's lust. You're venting your sexual frustration out on something that's barely capable of understanding what you're doing. Sure, we kill and eat animals daily, doesn't mean we need to stick our dick in any of the living ones. I can get behind fantasising about fucking talking feral fictional characters, but manhandling actual animals? Nah dude.

>>271117736
>sexual frustration
>manhandling
Oh boy look at all those assumptions

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TRINEN

>>271116921
#btfo

http://exhentai.org/g/657820/706c4499dbi want to fuck a cat thanks to this thread

>see my cat
>have urge to molest her ass

Every fucking time.

>>271116141
A non Sad Panda link.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/724284/16f2d26e4e/

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Welcome to Shampoodle, sugar!

>>271117658
You've got me beat by a year, but I can't imagine going without it once I started. You're so incredibly limited.

>never once used

All it takes is once and you'll quickly realize.

>>271117736
They're more than capable of understanding what's happening, they just don't ascribe human ideals and baggage to it.

I've read a story that included pictures of a large dog who didn't have a mate on a farm. Supposedly the owner found her letting one of his ministallions mount her successfully and she would always be playing with him and sleeping with him from then on. They understand affection. Maybe not as much as we do, but to think you can dismiss them because "lol not human" is just asinine.

>>271117996
post-sex purring will forever be my fetish

>>271117849
Well it isn't love. You can love something without sticking your dick in its ass.

>>271117996
>http://exhentai.org/g/657820/706c4499db
>not http://exhentai.org/g/533114/461d60f61a/

>>271118315
I don't even do that, I just jack him off sometimes
Still, you say that as if love and sex are mutually exclusive

>>271117149
I've argued with zoophiles before.

Basically, their argument tends to fall into, "we kill and eat animals, why is it wrong to fuck them as well?"

>>271118302
actually I did use 4chanx once before, but that was pre-archive integration, and I haven't gone back to it since

>>271114189
So, the one who performed the English localization for the Japanese game wrote his name in her opening dialog. Does that mean that she's neglecting her boyfriend in the game because of it?

Are celebrity (sub-celebrity) crushes NTR now?

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>>271118612
>Does that mean that she's neglecting her boyfriend in the game because of it?

You honestly think all she does is just sit there in the office doing nothing? Sending mail is a huge part of Animal Crossing, she's sending him mail.

>>271118538
Coincidentally, most zoophiles are also delusional retards
This is why I jack off my cat but would never ask for it to be legal


That and zoo pride parades
Such things aren't meant to be seen by mortal eyes

>>271118784
>zoo pride parades

What the shit?

>>271118830
Once zoophilia becomes legal, if it becomes legal, next they'll want acceptance
And with that comes hordes of disgusting men making out with their struggling dogs in public
Like gay pride parades, except more disgusting

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>>271118739
I wonder how letter-sex even works. Before phones existed, they had to do something like this, right?

Did people cum on paper, fold it up and be like "I made this while thinking of you. On the reverse side is an artists depiction of my dick while I did it."

>Be the postboy
>Letter smells funny
>Break the wax seal and investigate
>mushrooms growing from months of travel to deliver the letter.
>under the mushrooms is a drawing of a penis

>>271118538
Because you really don't need to say more. Like I said, it's purely an argument of morality. We already kill them enmasse, sometimes just because we don't want them anymore, forcefully rape them for their offspring, etc etc.

What can you possibly argue besides "I think it's wrong"? Doing far worse is already legal and most don't consider it wrong. Watch your own feet.

>>271118569
Even just hoving over post numbers to see it is worth installing alone. All the other features like getting new posts at whatever intervals you want without refreshing, and telling you when you have replies, is fucking godlike.

>>271118784
I don't really get the pride and shit, but I don't really think it should be a prosecuted crime. If the animal is clearly being neglected or harmed then yeah.

>>271117467
>Go get 4chan x retard.
Does 4chanx have embed youtube links? I swear it didn't last time so I stopped using it.

>>271119085
If the animal isn't being harmed, then chances are the guy doing it isn't a complete retard, and chances are he won't be caught
If it's legal, then that makes it all the more difficult for the retards to get caught

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>>271119067
>breaking the seal
>wanting to die

>>271119067
Nah, it would just be really steamy poetry, like a much classier form of ERP.

>>271119303
Also, it being illegal dissuades other retards from raping their dog
The less people there are abusing their pets, the better, even at the cost of perfectly good people getting caught up in it
The good people are a minority, anyway

>>271119106
default 4chan does, so you can use both at the same time

>>271119394
>The froth of my loins quivers with the thought of your embrace.

That type of shit right? I don't think I get anything out of that, let alone a satisfying boner. I don't know how people roleplay on things like omegle and jack off to it.

>>271119692
Last time I did that there was some sort of conflict with inline quoting or something.
I'll try it again though and see how it goes.

>>271119106
>Does 4chanx have embed youtube links?

Yes. Make sure you're using
https://ccd0.github.io/4chan-x/
and not one of the dead versions.

>>271119692
>you can use both at the same time

No, that tends to break things, so 4chan X disables the native stuff.

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>>271110436
>Somehow her wearing pants is sexier

>>271119106
Still doesn't have that. I don't know why you'd give up all the other features though just for that one little thing. Sounds stupid.

>>271119303
>>271119476
I get where you're coming from with this, but I disagree. It's like saying "keeping weed illegal keeps retards from getting it or kids". At least that has a tiny little sliver of merit.

Nothing is stopping them if they want to do it. Being illegal is no barrier.

>>271119952
Oh hey, guess I should get a new version then

>>271110436
>wasn't even wearing pants

boner wait, i gotta over analyze this because something isn't making sense

>>271120139
You're right in that it probably doesn't actually stop people all that much

But
Zoo pride parades

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>>271119085
Just because worse things happen to animals doesn't make slightly-worse things an ok thing to do.

I believe that sex between a human and another living being requires consent. But animals are unable to give consent, for many of the same reasons human children can't give consent. Because they can't give consent, sex with an animal is rape, and rape is Bad. Just because we kill animals, that doesn't make rape somehow less bad.

It's likely that you disagree that an animal can't give consent. Or maybe you do agree, but see nothing wrong with rape, I dunno. It's at this point I just have to be thankful that most of society agrees with me that bestiality is disgusting and wrong.

>>271102212
"look who decided to finally act tough for once and think I didn't visit cause I was bored bitch. Now get on your knees and get ready to take it out here in the cold autumn air, slut."

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>>271119952
I use 4chan x and the YouTube link title script.

>>271104863
This, Christ all-mighty. It's just sitting there, and I'm afraid to go back on it.

>>271120423
Not him, but since animals don't have the capacity for consent, I believe it's more important if they're bothered by it or not
If they like it, good for them, if they don't care, that's alright, if they're just putting up with it, that's pushing it a bit too far

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>"I hope mayor comes back soon from his smashing adventures..."

>>271120615
>"...So you're telling me you left us for a week to just sit around doing nothing?"
>"And most of the time you're doing things you don't even like?"

>>271109583
wouldn't dream of it, Mr. Bratt

>>271120423
why the fuck is malcom merlyn telling me who to jack off to

>>271120380
I want to kill any retard who thinks that's a good idea. Trust me. Too many people want to flaunt what should never be in the public eye. I obviously disagree with all ___ pride parades.

>>271120423
It's not that they "happen", we intentionally do it all the time and see no problem with it. Please don't try to tint the argument differently. It's like saying "I don't see why you think you can play music at 50 decibles when we play ours at 150 all the time".

I believe an animal can consent, just not explicitly. I know I'm on /v/, but if you've ever had sex with a women, you'd know consent isn't commonly explicit between humans either. Plenty of people go from meeting to sex without a single word about it because all they needed were implicit signals.

Being more instinctual is a double-edged sword. If they don't want something, they have teeth and claws instead of words to make that known. An animal in heat/estrus clearly knows what it wants.

I live in Pennsylvania, and have had more than one friend who works on farms tell me their chest/arm is sore because the mare in estrus pinned him against the wall with her ass for obvious reasons.

>>271120615
>"So he can come smash me."

>>271121324

If you're not Bill Trinen, you're not doing any Isabell smashin'

>>271121304
>I live in PA

Thanks for giving us all such a great name, anon.

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>"Yum! It's the perfect coffee brew, mayor!"

>>271121304
If bestiality becomes legal, they'll all think it's a good idea
And then it'll be hell on earth

>>271121519
>"I jizzed in that"

>>271121304
You are gross and also desperate.

>>271121381
But I am Bill Trinen.
Isabelle say hi, by the way!

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>>271121606
>"Mmm... that's my favorite ingredient..."

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>>271121329

STOOOOP

>>271121446
I'm not getting you.

>>271121531
I don't think that's a problem. Most people disagree with it morally or sexually. It's not like when being gay became legal all of a sudden everyone was out fucking men.

>>271121694
Gross probably, not particularly desperate though. Maybe desperate for some cat poon.

>>271111384
Is there footage of her on a bike? I need to see that.

>>271121837

Stop drinking Bill Trinen's jizz and get back to work you gutter slut

>>271121886
Get help. I can understand having the hots for feral art, but if you look at a real-life cat and see it as some kind of sexual being then you're pretty fucked up.

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>>271120001
That's because lewd clothing like lingerie or slutwear is much sexier than being naked.

>>271122330
Cats are sexual beings, though
They have penises and vaginas just like everything else

>>271122462
>ahegaoing Pyonta
That shit's not right.
That shit's not right at all.

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>>271120423
Every night I drive my raging erection deep into my female dog's throbbing vulva, her quivering canine cunt clenches tightly around my hardened pocket monster causing her to mewl and squirm towards the hilt of my doggy pocketed dong. her wagging tail and whimpers of ecstasy only succeed in further engorging my massive junk. i cum inside and howl post coitus.

hushmode nigga hushmode

Oops, I'm retarded, adding to >>271121886

>>271121446
You have no idea how big our real horsefucker community is. We're two cities and 90% farmland. It's hardly a surprise.

>>271121531
On top of what I said before, bestiality is already legal in a lot of states/countires and doesn't have a problem. Probably exactly due to what I already said.

>>271122697
Oh pls there's barely any ahegao there, they look like regular eyes looking slightly upwards

>>271122747
Oh right, it is
Completely forgot about that
Nevermind what I said, I went full retard

Are we still talking about animal fucking?

Because horse pussy and cock turns me on something fierce.

>>271122867
Size isn't everything, you know
Tiny little twitching one inch cat dick is pretty gud too

>>271122867
Go to bed seth.

Did I miss the furshit?

>>271122993
Yes
You're just in time for the bestiality, though

>>271123035
Fuck nigga I take my coffee with milk and sugar, I ain't down for black.

>>271122932
2D cat stuff can be pretty sexual sometimes, but the real thing doesn't do much for me. But horses, now that is one animal I would do anything to fuck. Dog dick is also nice.

Dolphin pussy also looks super fuckable.

>>271122330
Besides what >>271122580 already said, It's not like I see a cat and think "I want to fuck that cat" with a massive boner. Doesn't work like that, at least for me. I'm more of a "I want cuddling and affection to turn into physical" sort-of guy. I'd kill to be in >>271114920 's
shoes

>Dog violently humping and fucking a willing woman
>the dog doesn't want this
??????

>>271123181
Muh instinct

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>>271122707
>hardened pocket monster

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>>271123143
>Dog dick is also nice.

Glad to hear that

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>>271123258
I would wreck Digby.

>>271112118
the real question is why haven't I seen this Mithra pic before.

Where did it come from

>>271123143
3D dog dick is shit, though
I heard the knot feels good on the prostate, but it looks disgusting

>>271123225
What's wrong with giving in to that? I understand the hate when it's forced, but when the dog/female dog obviously wants it, what's wrong with it?

>>271123445
Same reason a child cannot legally want to have sex with you. It is not an adult human brain, it cannot understand the complexities of what you want it to agree to.

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>>271123172
Also adding, given some sort of magical "invent your own life in whatever way" aka fuck what's actually possible in real life, I'd probably make an anthro girl to be with

Despite being a zoo, I still like the human body. Possibly more.

>>271123387
I have shitloads of pure mithra, no miqo'shit. Used to be a guy who dumped it constantly. Got most of it from that. I couldn't tell you the artist.

I fantasize about getting some of my friends and going to town on a lewd horse pussy together, taking turns filling her up and getting her nice and messy.

Thinking about it gets me so hard. I wish bestiality was legal here.

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>>271123343
He's a pretty puppy

>>271123181
I don't know about you but I've never seen a beast vid where the animal actually started things on its own and didn't have to be coerced into it.

>>271114484

I've been fucking laughing for the past 5 minutes over the concept of anti time missles holy shit.

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>>271123343
>Digby is just a play on words for Big D