Well, i quess that's another opinion in the trash.
That's true though, she's ugly. I hate her because she thinks she's so beautiful while she's actually shit.
Here, have a real woman.
Bayonetta doesn't look like a nerd to me.
>people complaining that Bayo is unattractive
>arguing whether short hair or long hair is better
>claiming the sexual gratuity is unappealing
You are not entitled to an opinion. There is no subjectivity. Bayonetta is inherently correct by nature. She is the epitome. The purveyor of class and style. The one and only. There is no denial.
I think she looks fucking cute with short hair.
>Remembered that Bayonetta's creator wasn't upset at the rule 34 porn, he was upset that so many people drew Bayonetta as submissive
How much of a faggot do you have to be to not want Bayonetta to dominate you? That should be a sin, I would gladly want Bayonetta to dig her nails in my back, I'd gladly have her pee all over my food and force me to eat it
I never get why people get turned on by tentacle, rape, domination porn. Just have normal sex.
I think this version of 3D is much better.
I want Bayonetta to take a huge shit all over my ice cream and force me to eat the whole thing and pretend it's her "special fudge"
I want Bayonetta to shove her big strap-on into my dickhole and yell "WHO DO YOU VOODOO BITCH"
By normal you can do something different like dressing up as a character but i never get why people can get turned on by tentacle or rape porn. Really what the fuck is so hot about a fucking tentacle raping a girl. I really don't get it.
I want Bayonetta to cosplay as my mother and then rape me
I'm not defending tentacle porn, but rape/domination is perfectly natural.
Sex is all about letting loose energy and passion.
Usually there will be an dominant and submissive partner.
If you're lucky, you'll be with someone who likes to switch roles.
I want Bayonetta to step on my penis until I cum
I want Bayonetta to force me to suck off huge demon cocks while she watches
>mfw reading that in Carl's voice
I want to watch this with bayonetta
>Bayonetta's dominance and sexual aggression is just an act to intimidate people
>Jeanne is the real dominatrix and regularly makes Bayo her bitch
You can't argue with me on this.
I want Bayonetta to strip me naked then slap my face until I get a hard on then kicking me in the balls as punishment
I LOVE her face ,her body but I can't fucking stand that suit. It just doesn't appeal and it hides her amazing body rather than show it off.
She needs a secretary outfit or something.
I hope she gets a teacher costume or something. She had a P.E. uniform last time which was pretty underwhelming. Cute, but not fitting.
This first Letsplay that was actually watchable
>he must have posted the wrong video
I've always liked everything about her from her body to her hair.
I don't know if I can finish watching this. I can only get so erect. I've never wanted to finish a lets play more. I can barely breathe.
Also, I suddenly want to play Angry Birds.
hair is too short in 2.
I like it more like this.
I guess you could say I'm the
best of the worst
Yeah her body aight, would have preferred it to be not quite so tall and serpentine, for someone who flaunts her body so much I feel she should have more tits and ass than she does but these are only minor complaints.
That's what I like about her. She's not an F cup or has a giant behind. But she's not petite or flat either. Would
cuddle withand let her wrap her legs around me.
It's "3D Audio" you'd be an idiot NOT to have your headphones on. It's really neat, positioning two microphones so that they're about the same distance as a human's ears, then recording. Seeing it used in lewd context is great.
We do need a bayo version. Hell we need translations of the Senran Kagura ones. At least the Mirai x
>those disgusting mouth noises right up next to my ear
>fucking blowing in my ear
i'm cringing so hard
According to her Anarchy Reigns profile
>Height: (Magical Unit of Measurement) 11.951 uwh
I think they intentionally tiptoe around it because her design isn't based on human proportions. But within the context of the game, Luka and Balder are taller than she is, so I wouldn't necessarily say she's a TALL woman.
>"At least you aren't gay. I'd have thought you'd be into brunette's though."
My dad was a bro.
>fuck a girl one night
>she falls asleep next to me
>she won't stop fucking breathing
>she breathes in and out and makes fucking noise and shit
>her body is letting off heat
>my left side is hotter than my right side because of her
>feel completely asymmetrical
>have to call her a fucking taxi so she won't fuck up my bed anymore
how could anyone like this shit?
It's the high heels and her legs. Flat shoes would bring her down a head.
She's the reason I want to fuck Bayonetta so bad. That, and Bayonetta is pretty fucking hot.
>I would gladly want Bayonetta to dig her nails in my back
>I'd gladly have her pee all over my food and force me to eat it
And you lost me
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Am I the only one who wants bayonetta to fuck me?
Literally the worst character
no matter how good Bayo 2 is it will always be 7/10
>Ruined Jeanne's Design - 2 points
>Shitty new battle song that deserves to go into the dust bin - half a point
>this wanker - half a point
me first though
s-she means the outfit, r-right guys?
Does this make uou feel uncomfortable? Not even in a sexual way, but just physically uncomfortable?
GOOD. That's exactly the response she wanted.
You're expecting her to be atractive by your definition?
FUCK YOU, Bayo doesn't give a shiy.
That and the game features one of the deepest and satisfying combat systems of all time.
i always knew watching animu would pay of some day
>tfw you can almost understand whats going on
But Anon don't you see. The stronger the woman the better it feels when you make her a slave to your cock
>Bayonetta in Japanese
HNNNNNG MY DICK, I didn't think I'd want to switch the audio since Bayo's brit accent is pretty hot, but damn that japanese turned me on too.
>Dat animalistic jungle beat at 1:16
Wow you are a faggot with bad taste
What you mean midget?
I want Bayonetta to
put my penis inside of her vagina and slam against it for an hour or soif you know what I mean
I like Drakengard 3's best. There's a mode similar to Devil Trigger, when you activate it vocals kick in to the bgm which relates to the actual universe of the game. Try it during special bosses that already have vocal songs, it goes nuts.
So was Bayo confirmed for Smash 4 or not?
Shulk is a first party character and PacMan is one of the most iconic characters of all time who has been on nintendo systems a ton, Miyamoto even made Pacman game once (Pacman VS). All Bayonetta has to do with Nintendo is that they bought exclusivity for the sequel.
please excuse the filename
She's not a Nintendo character, she belongs to Sega
Unlike Snake she has no history except for the exclusivity deal for the second game
seconded, I HATED the beehive (or more accurately, conehead)
the short hair looks fucking sexy, I love it
shame I don't have a wii-u, but I don't mind, I'll probably watch the cutscenes on youtube
>Shulk is a first party character
Is he? Isn't he owned by Monolith Soft and Monolith aren't owned by Nintendo
Which means Bayonetta has a much right to be in the Smash games as Solid Snake does. If not more seeing how Nintendo payed for the second game
It is kind of odd that dark pit has his own slot.
I could see them pulling something like bayo bewitching her way into there, with her already shown wearing other character's outfits.
>Dark pit trailer
>fighting pit and losing
>suddenly sweeps his leg up for a kick
>but it's not a kick. It's a gun to the face
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA starts playing
>camera pans from the gun to a long, shapely and very un-pit like leg.
>quick pan to bayo's face
>Bayonetta! Spells disaster!
I don't know how I feel about Bayonetta dropping F and S bombs in the sequel
With Jeanne it was funny because her actress could pull it off and it suited her bitchy personality
with Bayo saying them in the second game it feels forced.
Yes I remember "don't fuck with a witch" and it was just as cringeworthy.
I don't know what Ghost on the Shell is but I like Ghost in the Shell the first movie. The second movie is pretty good too, I love the 3D scenes and music.
I like Bayonetta but i'd rather Wonder Red have gotten the slot if one was available because it feels more natural to me. Maybe his Final Smash would have summoned Wonder Bayonetta as a joke, but Red deserves it more than Bayo honestly.
No, it was really a short haired Bayonetta, with glasses and all. It was zoomed in her face and the graphics were definitely 3DS'. But I can't find the pic on the internet, now.
Does she swear much in the second game? I've watched a tonne of videos but don't really recall any cutscenes where she does.
I know some French guys did a stream a while back but I avoided watching those ones.
one of my biggest kinks is high heels, that and those legs, latex and unf that sexy attitude. Oh jesus, my dick will not be ready
God fucking damn. Sauce on 12:35 to the end please
I would have rather had costumes of Madama Butterfly and Joy instead of the Nintendo Costumes
My problem with Bayonetta in the first game is that her dialog was... primitive.
I don't really know how to describe it. It felt like she was talking like a porn star. It was all very underhand, anybody can catch it, and it was very simple. It wasn't intelligent. She sounded like a very corny sexual predator.
I don't mean to say it was all bad. But the general vibe is that she felt kinda dumb.
I don't think that sort of writing can be improved if they start swearing. There are times where curse words are used appropriately to emphasis the moment. Then there are times where they're used too liberally. You know what I mean, you know someone who uses the words way too often to describe EVERYTHING and someone who uses them at appropriate moments.
I just want Bayonetta to talk smarter and I don't think the writers/translators have the restraint to use curse words appropriately.
Men included. I'm usually surprised when I do see them. Though for some reason penis and butts are fine.
You gonna carry them nanomachines son
She's too tall and her head is too small.
I thought the porn star talk was fitting for the game itself. When looking at trailers, I don't think many people went in expecting Bayo to go on and discuss lady like things. She was made to appeal to boners world wide. The whole game is cheesy and I'm sure Bayo 2 will be double as much.
It's not like this is a 60+ hour jrpg, so I don't mind it at all.
i don't go there, i swear
no that's just the way they're drawn commonly since they're not exactly trying to make them as luscious as female nipples normally are.
the very anime that's posted here >>260888450 has GLORIFICATION of male nipples, constantly, they even shine.
I like the Link costume, but Peach is the worst. It doesn't fit her body type or appearance in general.
Plus the pink doesn't work at all. Maybe on Jeanne it would work.
How much would Bayo's hitbox change if she were to stand flatfooted? I want a barefoot/Wii Fit Trainer costume in 2 so badly but they probably won't do it because it'd fuck up her hitbox
>you'll never cum on that back
Why even live? ;_;
>having a gf
It'll only go downhill anon.