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hi
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>>260869816
The only time i find bayonetta atrractive is in that peach outfit
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>>260869816

>Cannot unsee Senator Armstrong in this pose now

SAM, THANKS FOR COMIN' IN!
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hi
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bayonetta should never be allowed to use protection
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>>260869816
>short haired lesbian nerd
nope
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>>260870036
>strawberry nipples
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>>260869920
I find her appearance and movement to be completely alien and unattractive
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>>260870036
game name?
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>>260869920
I always find her attractive.
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>>260869920
Well, i quess that's another opinion in the trash.
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>>260870604
Skyrim
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>>260869816
>that stitch on her anus
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>>260870164
>Not digging the short hair
It pretty much fixed my only complain I ever had with Bayonetta's design, and that was the beehive hair she was sporting.
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>>260869816
>>260870036
Both these women are ugly as sin.
I can't believe people think Bayonetta actually looks good.
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>>260870604
oneechanbara
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>>260869816
yes?
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>>260870930
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>>260871228
That's true though, she's ugly. I hate her because she thinks she's so beautiful while she's actually shit.
Here, have a real woman.
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>>260870036
Aya's outfit is more lovely and her face doesn't look ugly.
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>>260870930
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>>260870994
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>>260871459
dont get your blood pressure too high there fatty
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>>260871459
Sit down anon, i have to tell you something.
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>>260870164
Bayonetta doesn't look like a nerd to me.
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>>260870994
Based Senator is Best Senator.
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>people complaining that Bayo is unattractive
>arguing whether short hair or long hair is better
>claiming the sexual gratuity is unappealing

You are not entitled to an opinion. There is no subjectivity. Bayonetta is inherently correct by nature. She is the epitome. The purveyor of class and style. The one and only. There is no denial.
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>mfw someone likes Bayonetta near me
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>>260869816
>short-haired dyke

ECH!
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>>260869816
Super interesting.
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Am I the only one who would fuck Bayonetta?
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>>260873697
dude, WTF...
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>>260873697
yeah
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>>260872504
I think she looks fucking cute with short hair.
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>>260873697

>implying she would actually let you take the initiative
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>>260873981
>that mound
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>Remembered that Bayonetta's creator wasn't upset at the rule 34 porn, he was upset that so many people drew Bayonetta as submissive

How much of a faggot do you have to be to not want Bayonetta to dominate you? That should be a sin, I would gladly want Bayonetta to dig her nails in my back, I'd gladly have her pee all over my food and force me to eat it
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>>260874676
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>>260874676
wasn't Bayonetta's designer a woman?
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>>260874676
I never get why people get turned on by tentacle, rape, domination porn. Just have normal sex.
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>>260874879
Please die, normal sex gets boring after a while.
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>>260874879
rape and domination is normal sex though, humans are just abnormal in that we constructed a society that rejects it.
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>>260874554
I think this version of 3D is much better.
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>>260874676
I want Bayonetta to take a huge shit all over my ice cream and force me to eat the whole thing and pretend it's her "special fudge"
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>>260874825

yes
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>>260874676
>>260875085

I want Bayonetta to peg me with a 10 inch strap on and call me a bitch
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>>260873697
course not.
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>>260875085
I want Bayonetta to shove her big strap-on into my dickhole and yell "WHO DO YOU VOODOO BITCH"
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>>260874676
She's no longer forcing you to eat the piss-filled food when you gladly agree to eat it, Anon.
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>>260874941
>>260874968
By normal you can do something different like dressing up as a character but i never get why people can get turned on by tentacle or rape porn. Really what the fuck is so hot about a fucking tentacle raping a girl. I really don't get it.
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>>260869816
Hi
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>>260875085

I want Bayonetta to swallow and then digest me.
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>>260872504

Her face is attractive. Her body, on the other hand, is a horrible mockery of the human form.
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I want Bayonetta to cosplay as my mother and then rape me
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>>260875285
Tentacles are basically dicks.
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>>260875285
I'm not defending tentacle porn, but rape/domination is perfectly natural.
Sex is all about letting loose energy and passion.
Usually there will be an dominant and submissive partner.
If you're lucky, you'll be with someone who likes to switch roles.
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>>260875202
I want Bayonetta to step on my penis until I cum
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>>260874024
short hair is best hair Anon
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I want Bayonetta to force me to suck off huge demon cocks while she watches
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I want Bayonetta to force me to hold her hand while we stroll around a park.
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>>260875181
I want Bayonetta to shove her 10 inch futa cock down my throat until I'm gagging of her cum
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>>260875476
>mfw reading that in Carl's voice
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>>260874676
I want to watch this with bayonetta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkgcDAD1mN0&list=FL0Ofnbys1mFvdp4POJ91xag&index=15
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I want Bayonetta to viciously beat me in a bloody mess with her smelly feet then give me a footjob as I'm barely conscious
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>>260874676
>Bayonetta's dominance and sexual aggression is just an act to intimidate people
>Jeanne is the real dominatrix and regularly makes Bayo her bitch

You can't argue with me on this.
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>>260876120
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I want Bayonetta to strip me naked then slap my face until I get a hard on then kicking me in the balls as punishment
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>>260869816
Why is this allowed?
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>>260876319
We /u/ now?
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>>260876120
OMG
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Is it October yet?
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>>260876548
Why does Jeanne have a crowbar in her abdomen?
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>>260876120
thank god i have headphones on
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>>260876120
expanding
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>>260870604
Darude Sandstorm
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>>260876723
Because all women do.
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>>260869816
>720p
why even bother?
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I LOVE her face ,her body but I can't fucking stand that suit. It just doesn't appeal and it hides her amazing body rather than show it off.

She needs a secretary outfit or something.
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>>260876120
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>>260870164
>short haired
yes
>lesbian
maybe but unlikely
>nerd
no
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>>260877874
I hope she gets a teacher costume or something. She had a P.E. uniform last time which was pretty underwhelming. Cute, but not fitting.
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>>260876376
>>260876549
>>260876748
>>260876936
>>260877994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q
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>>260878353
This first Letsplay that was actually watchable
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>>260878353
>he must have posted the wrong video
>he didn't
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>>260878638
>that
>245 KB
fucking gifs man
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>>260870412
I'm a xenophile so that's probably why I find her attractive, huh... Well also she's a bit thick for her size with nice ass and tits, so that's a plus.
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>>260878564
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>>260869816
her asshole is creating a vortex.
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>>260878353
>triple-q
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>>260872504
She was always cute but her hair was godawful in the first game, but the new short style is perfect.
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>>260878564
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>>260869816
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>>260870994

Exact first thing I thought when I saw OP's pic

It's a shame I had to scroll down that far to see that picture, the senator is really disappointed in you /v/
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>>260879149
I've always liked everything about her from her body to her hair.
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>>260874554
Yep, my thoughts exactly.
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>>260878353
you are the best and the worst
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>>260878353
I don't know if I can finish watching this. I can only get so erect. I've never wanted to finish a lets play more. I can barely breathe.

Also, I suddenly want to play Angry Birds.
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>>260878564
Why doesn't she have nipples?
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>>260872504
hair is too short in 2.

I like it more like this.
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Haven't played the games, so I'm curious. How tall is Bayonetta? 7 feet? 8?
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>>260879602
I guess you could say I'm the best of the worst
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You call that a long body?
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>>260879667
Because this isn't an eroge
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>>260879349
Yeah her body aight, would have preferred it to be not quite so tall and serpentine, for someone who flaunts her body so much I feel she should have more tits and ass than she does but these are only minor complaints.
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>>260878353
I NEED AN ADULT.
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>>260878353
>OH NO
>cuts off

WHERES PART 2
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>>260879820
typical_CLAMP_production.gif
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>>260880080
That's what I like about her. She's not an F cup or has a giant behind. But she's not petite or flat either. Would cuddle with and let her wrap her legs around me.
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>>260878353
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>260876748
It's "3D Audio" you'd be an idiot NOT to have your headphones on. It's really neat, positioning two microphones so that they're about the same distance as a human's ears, then recording. Seeing it used in lewd context is great.

We do need a bayo version. Hell we need translations of the Senran Kagura ones. At least the Mirai x Haruka one
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>>260869816
>dad walks in
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>>260876120
>>260878353
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>>260878353
>those disgusting mouth noises right up next to my ear
>fucking blowing in my ear

i'm cringing so hard
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>>260879689
According to her Anarchy Reigns profile
>Height: (Magical Unit of Measurement) 11.951 uwh

I think they intentionally tiptoe around it because her design isn't based on human proportions. But within the context of the game, Luka and Balder are taller than she is, so I wouldn't necessarily say she's a TALL woman.
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>>260878353
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>>260879685
mein negger
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>>260880742
>"At least you aren't gay. I'd have thought you'd be into brunette's though."
My dad was a bro.
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>>260880943
fucking this
>fuck a girl one night
>she falls asleep next to me
>she won't stop fucking breathing
>she breathes in and out and makes fucking noise and shit
>her body is letting off heat
>my left side is hotter than my right side because of her
>feel completely asymmetrical
>have to call her a fucking taxi so she won't fuck up my bed anymore
how could anyone like this shit?
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>>260881001
It's the high heels and her legs. Flat shoes would bring her down a head.
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>>260880147
>more people have the screenshot of those two files than that do have those two files
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>>260874554
I love lisa ann too
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>>260878353
source nigga please
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>>260874554
She's the reason I want to fuck Bayonetta so bad. That, and Bayonetta is pretty fucking hot.
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>>260874676

>I would gladly want Bayonetta to dig her nails in my back
Hell ye-
>I'd gladly have her pee all over my food and force me to eat it
And you lost me
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>>260883032
Mike "Kike Killer" Stoklasa is a notable member of Redlettermedia and features in Half in the Bag, Best of the Worst and voices the Plinkett Reviews.
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>>260878353
Jesus fucking CHRIST, sauce on 12:34 onwards?
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>>260883318
You know damn well that's not what I meant
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hi
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Am I the only one who wants bayonetta to fuck me?
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>>260874554
>>260883119
>just appearances
Nigga it's about the attitude. That trollop is nothing compared to the liquid sex that is bayo.
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>>260883720
No.
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Literally the worst character
no matter how good Bayo 2 is it will always be 7/10

>Ruined Jeanne's Design - 2 points
>Shitty new battle song that deserves to go into the dust bin - half a point
>this wanker - half a point
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>>260884114
me first though

s-she means the outfit, r-right guys?
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>>260884232
>Shitty new battle song
Music sounds fine to me. Was there an early leak of the OST?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNwGaXhptBY
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Does this make uou feel uncomfortable? Not even in a sexual way, but just physically uncomfortable?

GOOD. That's exactly the response she wanted.

You're expecting her to be atractive by your definition?

FUCK YOU, Bayo doesn't give a shiy.

That and the game features one of the deepest and satisfying combat systems of all time.
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>>260881648
I understand what you're trying to say, but you could have worded that better
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>>260878353
Oh, no!
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>>260876120
i always knew watching animu would pay of some day
>tfw you can almost understand whats going on
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>>260878564
I always see this webm in Bayo threads but never seen the video, anyone know source?
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>>260876120
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>>260884232
>>Ruined Jeanne's Design - 2 points
sorry they didn't make Jeanne have the dykest hair imaginable anymore.
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where did that screenshot come from OP?
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>>260869816
I want to eat out Bayonettas's asshole
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>>260881243
>why do humans breath?
>why do humans let off heat?

This is literally you.
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>>260884232
>Ruined Jeanne's Design - 2 points
>Shitty new battle song that deserves to go into the dust bin - half a point
>im fucking plying
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>>260870994
>what's wrong Raiden-kun, could you be craving my McNANOMACHINES SON
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>>260869816
Thank god we have Bayo to be vidya sex symbol now that Lara Croft is being portrayed as an ugly tumblr fantasy.

I miss sexy powerful and strong Lara ;_;
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>>260874676
But Anon don't you see. The stronger the woman the better it feels when you make her a slave to your cock
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>>260885075

>Bayonetta in Japanese

>mada mada

HNNNNNG MY DICK, I didn't think I'd want to switch the audio since Bayo's brit accent is pretty hot, but damn that japanese turned me on too.
>>
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>>260886073
>humans breathe to let off heat
THIS is literally you.
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>>260885075
>Dat animalistic jungle beat at 1:16
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Wow short hair is terrible
Now she looks dull and generic
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>>260886684

>midget Bayo

hmmmm, not bad.
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>>260878353
I fucking watched the original and not the Cut Qyunkun version also Q doesn't even wanna play Lethalleague with me confirmed pansy
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>>260872020
Gravity defying tits, I like!

>naked banana man.jpg
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>>260886798

Wow you are a faggot with bad taste
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>>260870994
All the nanomachines in the world couldn't give Armstrong a good ass.
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>>260870994
When does he make that pose?
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>>260887149

Because he's about to pass some legislation
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>>260886881
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNwGaXhptBY
What you mean midget?
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>>260887284

that looks awful

>tumblr

oh
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>>260886798
>Now she looks dull and generic
who else has hair that short?
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>>260878353
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>>260887246
I said when. I don't remember Armstrong doing that pose when you fight him on top of Excelsus.
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>>260885075
Between this and Revengeance, Platinum are the only people in the world who get how BGM should work in video games.
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>>260887583
>not black
Terrible.
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>>260887510
Have I said this before and you replied exactly that? I have major deja vu because of your reply
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>>260869816
test
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>>260887392
>not liking Plague
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>>260875085
I want Bayonetta to have sex in the missionary position with me
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>>260887634
Thats crazy talk
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>>260869816
THE POWER OF THE PLAYSTATION 2
BEHOLD
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>>260887992
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>>260886684
>No ass
Ugh.
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>>260887284
>>260887972
Even for bayo that's a pretty bad man face.
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>>260878564
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>>260888020
Clearly not. Orchestrating music to the actions of the player is cool as fuck; whodda thunk?
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>>260888062
>he doesn't remember how terribad ps2 games looked in comparison
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I want Bayonetta to put my penis inside of her vagina and slam against it for an hour or so if you know what I mean
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>>260869816
DELETE THIS
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>>260887634
I wouldn't say that. It's all a matter of who's composing it. Platinum games aren't the only games that have phase boss music.
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>>260879685
>>260881128
Ghost on the Shell was never good. Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't
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>>260888468
Sure it's cool as fuck but that doesn't mean Platinum are the only ones who can do BGM in video games
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>>260888536
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>>260888536
>not 3 hours
>thinking anything less has any chance of satisfying her
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>>260888062

THE SOUR GRAPES OF THE FOX
BEHOLD
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>>260888468
>Orchestrating music to the actions of the player
is it really? I only heard random latin choirs.
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I'm gonna hold Bayonettas hand.
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>>260888673
Ghost on the Shell was always good. Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't
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Bayonetta 2's hair + Bayonetta's outfit is the best combination. There is no arguing with this fact.
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>>260888923

Please leave.
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>>260888818
I like Drakengard 3's best. There's a mode similar to Devil Trigger, when you activate it vocals kick in to the bgm which relates to the actual universe of the game. Try it during special bosses that already have vocal songs, it goes nuts.
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>>260873697
Would I fuck Bayonetta and do I find Bayonetta attractive are two very different questions
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>>260887284
>that summoning bgm
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>>260885075
>that cpu/gpu usage
The sure 1080p wasn't an option?
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>>260889441

I know it kind of sucks compared to the first game
>>
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>>260889561
I think both are good and pretty hype. Can't remember B1's summoning bgm, but I remember it being pretty good.
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>>260879307
>SSSuperb
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>>260878353
Oh boy angry bird
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So was Bayo confirmed for Smash 4 or not?
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>>260889842
no, why would she?
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>>260889842

Yeah she's right here
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>>260889937
Well Shulk and Pac Man got in, so why wouldn't she ?
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>>260890112
Shulk is a first party character and PacMan is one of the most iconic characters of all time who has been on nintendo systems a ton, Miyamoto even made Pacman game once (Pacman VS). All Bayonetta has to do with Nintendo is that they bought exclusivity for the sequel.
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>>260889973
please excuse the filename
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>>260890257
>>260890112
His point is that the same leaker from Shulk also leaked Bayo.

I think.
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>>260890405
is it so hard to change a filename.
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>>260890112

She's not a Nintendo character, she belongs to Sega
Unlike Snake she has no history except for the exclusivity deal for the second game
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>>260890462
bit late now chum
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>>260878353
Oh my fucking god
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>>260890405

lel, but seriously why does he say he'll block when he doesn't
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>>260890457
Uh, no he didn't, in fact I've yet to see any leaker mention Bayo.
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>>260879149
seconded, I HATED the beehive (or more accurately, conehead)
the short hair looks fucking sexy, I love it

shame I don't have a wii-u, but I don't mind, I'll probably watch the cutscenes on youtube
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>>260885075
Isn't that the hell beast she always summon
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>>260890573
A friend passed me a pic of Bayonetta in the 3DS version, so I assumed it was from the same leaker, sorry.
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>>260870994
>>260869816
Hello?
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>>260890863
I thought the style fit. It's a very elegant style that very few women can pull off because they don't have the right head shape.
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>>260889441
Jesus fucking christ this bitch doesnt know shit you simply dont put your fucking sweaty dirty fingers ON YOUR FUCKING GLASSES THESE ARE A BITCH TO CLEAN
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>>260890257
>Shulk is a first party character
Is he? Isn't he owned by Monolith Soft and Monolith aren't owned by Nintendo
>>260890496
Which means Bayonetta has a much right to be in the Smash games as Solid Snake does. If not more seeing how Nintendo payed for the second game
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>>260878353
>girl sucking down ear wax is supposed to be arousing
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>>260890405
It is kind of odd that dark pit has his own slot.
I could see them pulling something like bayo bewitching her way into there, with her already shown wearing other character's outfits.

>Dark pit trailer
>fighting pit and losing
>suddenly sweeps his leg up for a kick
>but it's not a kick. It's a gun to the face
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA starts playing
>camera pans from the gun to a long, shapely and very un-pit like leg.
>quick pan to bayo's face
>Bayonetta! Spells disaster!
>Hype intensifies.
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I don't know how I feel about Bayonetta dropping F and S bombs in the sequel
With Jeanne it was funny because her actress could pull it off and it suited her bitchy personality
with Bayo saying them in the second game it feels forced.

Yes I remember "don't fuck with a witch" and it was just as cringeworthy.
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>>260891083
LEL Please tell me that this was the picture he sent you: >>260889973
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>>260888673
I don't know what Ghost on the Shell is but I like Ghost in the Shell the first movie. The second movie is pretty good too, I love the 3D scenes and music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z64HCi2rQkE&feature=player_detailpage#t=300
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>>260891389

Look.
I like Bayonetta but i'd rather Wonder Red have gotten the slot if one was available because it feels more natural to me. Maybe his Final Smash would have summoned Wonder Bayonetta as a joke, but Red deserves it more than Bayo honestly.
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>>260891389
>and Monolith aren't owned by Nintendo
Except they are.
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>>260891389
>Monolith aren't owned by Nintendo
Jesus christ it's been like 5 years already and people still think Monolith Soft isn't owned by Nintendo?
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>>260891389
monolith IS owned by nintendo
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>>260889676
Wasn't it Fly Me To The Moon
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>>260891539
No, it was really a short haired Bayonetta, with glasses and all. It was zoomed in her face and the graphics were definitely 3DS'. But I can't find the pic on the internet, now.
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>>260891453
>has his own slot.
he's just an alternate costume that can be picked on the roster, if he's a clone.
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>>260891482
it's not that serious
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>>260891651
>>260891659
>>260891706
huh well look at that. I really not keeping up with gaming news
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>>260891482
Does she swear much in the second game? I've watched a tonne of videos but don't really recall any cutscenes where she does.

I know some French guys did a stream a while back but I avoided watching those ones.
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>>260891659
Maybe people get confused with Monolith and Monolith Soft.
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>tfw i like my vanilla waifu

you sick freaks
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>>260892075

I'm going off the Frenchman videos.
I wish I didn't watch them because I wanted to go in blind but I couldn't resist.
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>>260891739
Naw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCTgok2ZBeo
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>>260889548
this is the start of the game

Remember how fucking crazy the endgame gets in the first
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>>260884232
You know that little nigger is going to betray you. He's called fucking Loki
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>>260891651
>>260891659
>>260891706
Isn't it a Rare type of deal, where if they lose Monolith Soft, they lose Shulk?
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>>260892205
Yeah I was aiming to do a media blackout, but ended up watching a short preview of Chapter 5. I think the Nintendo Direct will be the ABSOLUTE LAST thing I watch.
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>>260892583
No, Nintendo owned 49% of Rare so Rare could always just sell themselves if they wanted to, they own all of Monosoft.
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>>260892250
Oh fuck it's all coming back
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one of my biggest kinks is high heels, that and those legs, latex and unf that sexy attitude. Oh jesus, my dick will not be ready
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>>260891792
Just let me dream, anon...
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>>260892817
>tfw bodysuit and short hair
>that tight body
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>>260892935
No it's a shitty dream. Wake up already
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>>260878353
God fucking damn. Sauce on 12:35 to the end please
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>>260890496
Sega published the first game, Nintendo is publishing the second. Bayonetta belongs to Platinum.
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>>260892817
>Short hair
>Legs
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I would have rather had costumes of Madama Butterfly and Joy instead of the Nintendo Costumes
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>>260888450
i think the nipples are under those metal clips of the braces

that uniforum is probably sucking on them
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>>260879685
if she had hair like that I'd buy a Wiiu and Bayo2 instantly.
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>>260879307
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>>260888450
It's a trick tons of Japanese anime and games do.

Adding nipples bumps up their media to essentially the 'AO' rating, so they often just don't add nipples
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>>260893116
>Bayonetta belongs to Platinum.
Nope, Platinum doesn't own any IP. Bayonetta is owned by Sega.
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>>260891482
My problem with Bayonetta in the first game is that her dialog was... primitive.

I don't really know how to describe it. It felt like she was talking like a porn star. It was all very underhand, anybody can catch it, and it was very simple. It wasn't intelligent. She sounded like a very corny sexual predator.

I don't mean to say it was all bad. But the general vibe is that she felt kinda dumb.

I don't think that sort of writing can be improved if they start swearing. There are times where curse words are used appropriately to emphasis the moment. Then there are times where they're used too liberally. You know what I mean, you know someone who uses the words way too often to describe EVERYTHING and someone who uses them at appropriate moments.

I just want Bayonetta to talk smarter and I don't think the writers/translators have the restraint to use curse words appropriately.
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>>260893271
Men included. I'm usually surprised when I do see them. Though for some reason penis and butts are fine.
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>>260870994
You gonna carry them nanomachines son
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>>260893496
Kamiya is many things, a good writer however is not one of them.
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>>260893882
Is this guy dead?
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>>260893882
what happened to him?
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She's too tall and her head is too small.

not hot/10
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>>260894209
>>260894238
He's a "strong man" competitor. Dropped a huge weight on his chest.
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>>260894298
>opinions
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>>260893496
I thought the porn star talk was fitting for the game itself. When looking at trailers, I don't think many people went in expecting Bayo to go on and discuss lady like things. She was made to appeal to boners world wide. The whole game is cheesy and I'm sure Bayo 2 will be double as much.

It's not like this is a 60+ hour jrpg, so I don't mind it at all.
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>>260893882
why boner
>>
>>260881648
i don't go there, i swear
>>
>>260888673
Get the fuck right out of here. I can understand it not being your cup of tea but it sure as hell was never bad. Fuck you.
>>
>>260894238
He got hit by a wrecking ball
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>>260891765
Convenient
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>>260893831
>Men included.
no that's just the way they're drawn commonly since they're not exactly trying to make them as luscious as female nipples normally are.

the very anime that's posted here >>260888450 has GLORIFICATION of male nipples, constantly, they even shine.
>>
>>260894298
I like the Link costume, but Peach is the worst. It doesn't fit her body type or appearance in general.

Plus the pink doesn't work at all. Maybe on Jeanne it would work.
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>>260894343
I thought he popped a blood vessel, wouldn't that much internal bleeding damage him?
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>>260869816
hello
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>>260894841
Really now? I remember a series in which the nipples were removed from the tv release.
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>>260878353
>people find this arousing
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>>260878353
I masturbated to this without shame.
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>>260894975

I think the Link costume doesn't fit either.
Well, if the boots were higher up on the thigh like the Kulshendra perfume boots it wouldn't bother me as much.
>>
>>260895687
>>260894975
should have given her a Zelda costume and Zero Suit costume
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>>260876120
So whats actually going on here?
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>>260869816

Why no camel-toe?
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>>260895803
Or just altered the color.
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>>260876120
>>260878353
Post moar, please.
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>>260869816
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>>260878353
I feel so pathetic right now
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>>260896284
Based platinum
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>>260896382
>image
Great, now I can't get that song out of my head.
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How much would Bayo's hitbox change if she were to stand flatfooted? I want a barefoot/Wii Fit Trainer costume in 2 so badly but they probably won't do it because it'd fuck up her hitbox
>>
>>260896284

I'd still go for the underwear.
>>
>>260895992
Various B Master Race
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>>260896892
mea culpa, anon. mea culpa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heIH9vfwKBM
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>>260887018
>you'll never cum on that back
Why even live? ;_;
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>>260896917
She's probably stand on her toes. Though that image makes it look like she'll fall on her face with her foot bent like that.
>>
I can't find Bayonetta attractive for some reason
God knows I'm not some SJW and I'm not a faggot only but my dick just refuses to get up to her
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>>260897386
I love the games but have no attraction to Bayonetta Jeanne's better
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>>260886432
Artist name please
Can't find him on the sad mammal
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>>260892503


Literally Dark Pit
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>>260878353
http://www.huniepop.com/post/94838297398/so-hot
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>>260897873
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>>260878353
>/v/ bitches about bitches getting free attention for being bitches
>gives an attentionwhore attention
It's like I'm on hypocrite central
>>
goddamn why is that guy so fucking bad at angry birds?

he can't even 3 star the first level.
>>
>>260898457
>/v/ is one person
It's like I'm on retard central.
>>
>>260897665
Ffffffuck I wanna know the context behind this but don't wanna watch any videos.

Is there a spoiler free way of explaining it?
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>>260870036
I'd suck that banana if you catch my drift
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>>260898920
You love cock, we get it, Anon.
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>>260878353
Sweet mother of me mother
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>>260878353
if you get aroused by this, why don't you go out and find some real girl to moan in your ear

pathetic pricks
>>
>>260900206
Asians just sound weird. It's all high pitched whine noises. I'd rather hear a voice with bass in it like English Bayonetta.
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>>260900850
You need to stop watching so many JAVs anon

Source: my asian gf
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>>260900206
They find it arousing because they can't get a real girl to moan in their ears.

lol
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>>260900986
>having a gf
It'll only go downhill anon.
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