We did it Ridleybros, we fuckin did it.
Years of disrespect, trolls, shitposters, but finally we've done it, it's our moment.
If only we had the 19-0 Patriots preemptive celebration threads archived.
Oh man those were comedy gold after that game, same with the Flacco is Elite threads after the Ravens/49ers.
>yfw when in two weeks time we will never have to argue with these faggots again
I love Metroid and I find these Ridleyfags annoying, I'd rather have him as he belongs, a boss. I don't want some watered-down miniature version of Ridley, especially if it's fucking shitty Other M Ridley.
Guys, Ridley can't be playable because the amiibo can't fit on the Gamepad!
Rejoice, brothers! The day promised to us by our reptilian savior is nigh, and all unbelievers will perish in a sea of salt and ass pain!
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learn to reverse image search you shit sucking retard
You're clearly an ARF trying to stir shit up to have ammo against them there crazy evil Riddlerhomosexugays later on. Here's the reply you wanted. I'll keep sitting here hoping there's five more characters on the roster just so Ridley has a bit of chance of still making it, even if my hopes aren't insanely high.
If you do you really by some chance believe he is in 100% do not set yourself up for such disappointment. It's better to be cautiously optimistic than to set yourself up for a fall. I've been bummed for 13 years of not getting Ridley. It's nothing new but it's still disappointing each time.
I know, man. I hope they cut Bowser and Ganondorf and turn them into stage bosses. It'd be so epic for them to be their normal sizes and just wreck our anuses like we were bitches in prison. Sakurai knows these characters are important as boss threats so I'm sure that when the final game is released, Bowser and Ganon will surely be hazards. It's the proper, respectful, and frankly, perfect way to represent them in Smash.
>Fucking neo-/v/ is so full of mainstream shitters nowadays no wonder this site is trash.
We get it, you liked Bing before it was cool.
I don't really think Ridley is that likely to be in, but you suggesting how they could recycle moves actually made it more likely in my eyes. A lot of the newcomers appear to recycle some old stuff (shulk, little mac, palutena, greninja) for their moves.
It will literally be one of the greatest days of my life. Not even joking.
Also, love how Anti-Ridleyfags are moving the bar now that it's looking likely he's in.
>"RIDLEY WILL NEVER BE IN THE GAME!"
>"I-IF HE IS, HE'LL JUST BE A CHARIZARD CLONE!"
I'm looking forward to the shitstorm most of all.
/v/ will literally break in two. Moot will need new servers.
>Metal Gear Solid V Confirmed for PC
>Zoe Quinn happens
>Mario Kart 8 DLC is based
>Miyamoto BTFOs Casuals
How the fuck will we handle a Ridley confirmation? /v/ might finally break.
Why do you think Ridley is unlikely? I'm just curious. I mean I know he was implied as a boss, but Sakurai has implied things before only for them to turn out not like what he alluded them to be. Sakurai has stated he doesn't like false hype. He's not stated Ridleys name whatsoever. He's not elaborated on that shadow for over four months. It took him 8 months from hinting at Ridley when Pyrosphere stage was first revealed to even just give people a glimpse of his shadow. He's handling him like a special snowflake.
I'm not saying this proves anything or that he's for sure going to be in, but I just don't see how that paints him as unlikely. It's very 50/50 to me.
Wishful thinking at best. It's the retarded argument that EVERY Ridleyfag has tried to use and it's so tiresome to refute it every fucking time it gets brought up.
Daily reminder that Ridleyfags are what started the downhill of quality in the Smash fanbase.
They predate both Gematsufags and leakfags.
It's like trying to refute am creationist every fucking time they spout the same talking point, it doesn't matter how many times you do it, they'll go off and use it on someone else, it's a literal waste of time. It's better to just call them a faggot and move on. Like right now for instance, your a faggot.
I could go either way with Ridley in the game or not, but people who don't want him in really just invent reasons for him to not be there. They made Captain Falcon into a fun as fuck fighter. The "too big" thing was never even said until Sakurai said it.
we gon' party up when Ridley confirmed
you guys are fucking nerds and i'm sick of these threads. i don't even fucking play smash.
just tell me when you will know for sure if he's in or out because i'm done
That leak didn't provide any evidence of Ridley in image or video form.
>B-But the leaker said so!
The leaker has already lied to us before to fuck with us, listing off the names of all the Gematsufag characters and others, Ridley included, would be the best way to fuck with us. Not to mention the image he had with that list was a crop of an image we already had.
His leaked roster image lacks Ridley and he had no images to go with listing Ridley. I'm not going to believe everything a questionable source has to say. Everything from the roster image and video evidence I will believe, that is it.
>It's coming, boys. And when it gets here it will bee glorious.
Honey Queen confirmed
Allow me to move the bar back then.
He's not in, and no amount of tripfag vocaroo links will change that.
Mostly because the man went "undefeated" for over twenty years and it was ingrained in the culture of the show. He was an idol to a lot of little kids growing up, and I think watching your idol get fucked over by Brock Lesnar would illicit that kind of response.
>Walk up to some kid's window
>He's only 9 years old
>His room is full of Ridley merchandise and all the Metroid games
>See him praying at his bed, chanting "Ridley is love" and "Ridley is life"
>His Dad walks into the room and calls him a faggot
>Struggle to contain my laughter so they don't become aware of me
>He calls him a cunt
>The Dad slaps the kid and sends him to go to sleep
>The faggot actually starts crying
>Suddenly get an idea
>Put on my Ridley costume and climb through the window
>Touch the kid
>An enormous grin crosses his face
>Whisper in his ear, "I'm a big guy"
>Grab him with the claws of my costume and put him on his hands and knees
>Slip my dick out of the costume as he spreads his ass cheeks
>I stick it in
>His little 9 year old ass is so tight, but I struggle to not burst out laughing
>I pace faster and faster, determined to widen this child's ass hole as far as possible
>Suddenly I can't hold my laughter in anymore, so I laugh while imitating Ridley's screech
>His Dad walks in
>Look him straight in the eye and say "BTFO"
>Jump through the window
>Laugh hysterically as the child lays there in bliss
I love Metroid and I find these anti-Ridleyfags annoying, I'd rather have him as he belongs, a playable character. I don't want some watered-down CPU boss that only appears in one stage, especially if it ruins the flow of gameplay like the Yellow Devil.
Weeks before that little shit got any of the things he leaked there was a leak posted that listed characters. Doc, Dark Pit, DHD, Shulk, and Bowser Jr. It described in detail how Bowser Jr functioned with the clown car perfectly. This very leak also listed Ridley, Mewtwo, and Dixie Kong. That's why people feel he has a chance. No one thinks so because of that lying underage attention whore.
>>Look him straight in the eye and say "BTFO"
why did i read this in ron perlman's voice. christ, i need to get some sleep
The Undertaker was one of the longest acting sweaty-men and also one of its best performers (in addition, he didn't wear manderwear like most other wrestlers). He was well-known for consistently winning the 'Superbowl' of wrestling every year he participated.
Bork Leznar on the other hand was pretty shitty at wrestling who jumped ship to UFC because he thought it more "legit" but came right back to wrestling when he couldn't hack it, just to be given the biggest win on his plate that even the son of the owner of the company didn't let happen to himself, after two straight years of Wrestlemania rivalry with the Undertaker.
I don't get it, what even happened in this .webm?
How do adult fans of wrestling not realize it's fake as fuck? I have no idea how you can be over the age of 12 and prefer WWE to UFC or boxing or something.
Ever since I was about 11 I could only interpret WWF/WWE as a shitty soap opera for white trash boys.
Who even was the champion beforehand?
Not him, but there is no visual or video evidence of him being in, or any official confirmation outside of questionable leaks. That should be enough to consider him not officially in.
>back when I used to watch TV
>on weekends Fox 8 would do Simpsons marathons all morning
>WWE was on right after the marathon
>as soon as Simpsons ends and WWE starts I dive for the remote
Even as a kid I knew that shit was for retards.
What proof can I possibly give? There's no screenshots, no videos, no evidence, just a lot of wishful thinking and "leakers" posting the Bowser Jr. video they found and saying that their inside source confirmed Bowser Jr. and Ridley will be in.
My most wanted for every Smash game was Wario, so I knew exactly the pain of not having your main man in for a Smash game. But this is just getting embarrassing now.
The leak with the supposed secret characters was very solid outside of Mach Rider.
Every other character I could see easily being in, with Mewtwo being in due to his new Mega Evolutions (Y being his final smash).
That only 100% trustworthy leaks are ones with extensive video evidence, like the one recently.
Regardless of what it says, that leak confirms nothing. Almost all of Mewtwo's attacks are now in Greninja and Lucario anyways
Watching any of the McMahon boys wrestle is just fucking glorious.
>That original Austin/Vince feud.
>The super hype training videos of Vince getting trained by Pat Patteson and Gerald Brisco
>Shit, he's actually looking pretty ripped.
>Still gets his shit slapped by Stone Cold all match, even gets busted open.
Letting your employees do that shit to you takes serious balls. And the McMahons wrestle with a fuckton of heart.
If you can show me a source and quote from Sakurai regarding Smash 4 where, like every other single deconfirmed thing, he states Ridleys role and completely shows him doing what he dpes, I'll concede defeat. Just go ahead and show me where Sakurai fully showed Ridleys model without a shadow and stated "Ridley is a boss on Pyrosphere and not playable". Do this and I'll admit Ridley will never ever be playable.
The same could be said of Dr. Mario and Lucina.
I wouldn't be surprised at another clone-ish character, especially since Mewtwo's assets can be found in Brawl showing that his inclusion was intended.
I don't think there has been a legitimate source.
However, the Trophy Quiz held up with Robin and Palutena directly with each's music, and King Kihunter's trophy inexplicably had Ridley's theme playing with it.
(Impa would be the correlation with Fi's trophy).
Uh, you do know weeks before these leaks came out someone explained Bowser Jr to a tee and stated Dark Pit, Doc, DHD, and Shulk would be in, right? Weeks before any of this stuff we've seen showed up. You don't think that Ridley being among that same leak gives him any chance? Or how Sakurai has been handling him? How he's not so much as deconfirmed Ridley due to all the discussion that's happened even though he shot down things like Prince Sable instantly?
Again I'm not saying he's likely but it's like some people just tune out any and all other possibilities because Sakurai of all people implied something. Might as well have felt Ness was cut in Brawl too if that's the case.
>and shuts his mouth
Actually can you even find a screenshot of that flappidy nigger doing just that? His maw is always hanging open, like SCRAWWW BITCH SCRAAAAWWWWWW.
I don't even care about Smash 4.
Anyway, leaks that described what we've seen so far fairly well also had Ridley in them. To say he has no chance at all is as bad as saying he's in for sure. We don't know one way or the other.
Leaks or no leaks, no matter how credible/bs they are, saying you know for sure if someone is or isn't in the game until it comes out or they're explicitly confirmed/denied by the devs is a dumb thing to do.
I see you gave no source or even replied in a civil manner. Please, could you show me what I asked for? It must exist right? I mean, you're so sure of what you said then it has to exist. Go ahead, I'll wait, Anon.
Things dont look too good for us, brother.
Wow nintendo really knows how to get people talking, goddam.
I hope y'all get ridley. If not this smash then the next. He'd feel REALLY out of place tho
Not him, but he only stops when he isn't trying to kill Samus.
So like, if the enemy ain't there he's a civil guy.
Come to think of it, Ridley must be the best boss in the world. They've brought him back how many times? If that nigga was a dick, they wouldn't bother. But he dies and they "Shit dude, we gotta bring Riddles back!"
Employee of the Month.
>People getting paid to win and will do things like run out a clock, take intentional penalties to hurt other players, and all the while over-hype the shit out of a child's game being played by grown men/a fight with rules between people who are well-versed in 60 flavours of ground grappling
>Watch pro wrestling
>Acrobats and contortionists who get paid based on their ability to entertain a crowd through a sometimes rehearsed, sometimes improvised fight scene with over the top characters and crazy bullshit for the sake of spectacle.
Watching sports is like watching male Olympic gymnastics, watching WWE is like watching Cirque du Soleil.
You know, when I finally get around the playing the Metroid games its going to be great. The hate for Ridley will be real. The hatred Samus has for Ridley killing her parents, will match my hatred to him from all these Smash wishlists.
Yeah, WWE is not pro wrestling at all. That's WWE, it's a form of soap opera.
Watching people who are actually talented as grappling and wrestling is more interesting, sorry.
And it's nothing like Cirque du Soleil, those french dudes actually have talent. WWE is a bunch of bulky guys pretending to punch and throw each other on the ground.
More like what happens when you start sperging because you can't counter a point and are so desperate to see others be disappointed that your brain turns off while you slap the keys. Stop being petty and let people hope for their most wanted character. If you think it'll never ever happen? Good for you. Have a cookie.
WWE is like Kleenex. People just use the corporation's name as the noun due to how fucking dominant they are.
Also, there are good guys in WWE. The main problem with them is how hard they go at the story. There's no excuse for screwing us out of Ambrose/Rollins twice.
Civil manner? Sorry that telling the goddamn truth makes your Ridleyspergers flare up.
You're kind of combining two different sources. The Vaanrose leak contained detailed information and matches up perfectly with the ESRB leak, but it doesn't have Ridley, Mewtwo, or Dixie Kong. Those characters are only mentioned in a list in an anonymous 4chan post and they haven't been verified by the other leaks. The 4chan post seems to predate the Vaanrose leak, but theoretically the 4chan leaker could have just heard the Vaanrose leak and passed it on with some extras of his own invention.
this is why if you watch WWE you should just castrate yourself
wrestling is a sport
they wrestle in the olympics
these men (and women) are professionals who could easily out wrestle any one of your beloved soap opera characters who are even close to their weight class.
Any UFC fighter could absolutely destroy a WWE actor. That's why Brock Lesnar got btfo when he tried an actual sport instead of staged nonsense.
why do you like watch a soap opera marketed towards 10 year old boys? are you a 10 year old?
Still looking for the quote from Sakurai regarding Smash 4 where he states Ridley isn't playable or specifically says "Ridley is a boss"? It must be out there, anon. Go along, keep searching.
>mfw the nameless faceless trainer from wii fit got confirmed before ridley
>mfw mega man got confirmed before ridley
>mfw the dog from duck hunt got confirmed before ridley
>mfw 3 kid icarus characters got confirmed before ridley
>mfw DOCTOR MARIO got confirmed before ridley
>mfw pac man got confirmed before ridley
>mfw people still think Ridley will be playable in any Smash Bros game
You know what, you're absolutely right. He hasn't specifically said that Superman isn't playable, so I'm looking forward to playing as the 6'4" Man of Steel on release day.
>>mfw the dog from duck hunt got confirmed before ridley
>>mfw 3 kid icarus characters got confirmed before ridley
>>mfw DOCTOR MARIO got confirmed before ridley
>defonfirmed 3 times
tfw I'm going drink ridleyfag tears again in less than a month
>Lesnar, the successful NCAA wrestler and former UFC Heavyweight champion, got BTFO when he tried "an actual sport"
Also, pro wrestling goes beyond the WWE company, and most promotions just use "storylines" as an excuse to have guys do matches together. It's really only the WWE, and God help you, TNA, that go deep with the soap opera shit. But even then, even they have guys who put together good matches.
Also it's been decades since the pretensions of being a real sport were abandoned and they started doing silly shit with the cat out of the bag, like in Japan they have a 8 year old girl who's a monster heel and everyone sells her moves like they got hit by a truck.
Pro wrestlers' #1 job is to choreograph a match that entertains people with its progression, a pro fighter's job is to win a fight. If you watch a WWE show and every match sucks, you have a right to complain because they're supposed to entertain you, while if you watch the UFC and get nothing but an hour of insipid commentary and ground 'n pound, dem's da breaks.
People who go ape shit about someone watching wrestling just seem like 15 year olds who want to distance themselves from that gay kiddie shit they used to like on the grounds that they're so much more mature now.
Chromfag here. Get used to it, some fags would prefer Krystal or Lip or other gay shit to based characters like Sukapon or Simon Belmont.
I hope we can form some alliance and call it "g+b=purple" like the Krool Bros have with you. We've all been kicked in the teeth more than most characters.
It's like watching a play that you don't actually know the end of. You have a good guess, and most of the time it's obvious, but sometimes it's a surprise, like Brock beating the streak, no one expected that.
At least Ridleys size that we can gauge from the shadow, his passve nature, animations, and Sakurais lack of carifaction are better points than never ever, too big, and opinions.
I agree both sides go overboard. At least one side just wants one of their favorite characters playable while the other wants him out due to spite.
I have no idea what's going on here.
Was there a leak or sumfin?
>ITT:Ridleyfags setting themselves up for the biggest BTFO of the century
I don't care for Ridley or Metroid but I'm hoping he's in just because it would cause a total fucking meltdown on /v/, it would be glorious
even as a diehard ridleyfag I admit this made me laugh
>not remembering Brock was UFC heavyweight champ 2 years after starting MMA training
>not realizing only a rare disease prevented him from dominating the divsion for another 10 years
>not realizing Brock almost made the NFL as a walk on
>not realizing Brock is a NCAA amateur wrestling champion
>not realizing that Taker admires Brock and was the very one to approach Brock about coming back for WM
I'm an actual wrasslin' fan. Stay in your lane, hombre.
once he gets in smash
I'm changing my steam profile pic to that.