We did it Ridleybros, we fuckin did it. Years of disrespect,

>>260395385
Wait
What?

>>260395385
who?

spyro will never EVER be in brawl
get used to it

>>260395385
Did you travel into the never ever dimension?

>>260395385
cheers faggots, we finally did it

>>260395385
ridley is mid tier at best even for a nintendo character.

I just want to take this opportunity to post my favorite preemptive celebration thread of all time.

http://archive.moe/sp/thread/48573903/

>>260395385

You finally realized it would be stupid to have Ridley playable in SSB? Congrats!

>>260395743
If only we had the 19-0 Patriots preemptive celebration threads archived.

Oh man those were comedy gold after that game, same with the Flacco is Elite threads after the Ravens/49ers.

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>>260395817

>yfw when in two weeks time we will never have to argue with these faggots again

You got a boss in Smash 4?

Congrats Ridleyfags. You finally did it. Enjoy playing on Pyrosphere and crying every time he shows up.

>>260396007
Until inevitable Amiibo DLC where there will be threads starting with

>yfw Ridley Amiibo inc

>>260396213
>there are people out there that DONT want ridley in the game

>>260396259
I'd rather play as Sylux or Weavel. Ridley's entire moveset will consist of Bowser grab, Charizard fire, Link hookshot tail.

>>260396259

Not the same guy, but I'm indifferent. I really don't care either way. But he probably will be in, I guess.

>>260395385
>We did it

Did what? I haven't seen anything about Ridley being in smash. Did they announce something today?

>>260396406
just because you're unimaginitive doesnt mean everyone with samurai is

>>260395981

I love Metroid and I find these Ridleyfags annoying, I'd rather have him as he belongs, a boss. I don't want some watered-down miniature version of Ridley, especially if it's fucking shitty Other M Ridley.

Are we roleplaying that Ridley was announced for Smash today? Are Ridleyfags seriously this delusional that they need to play pretend?

>>260396259
It's not that I don't want him in the game, it's just that I feel fitting him into the limitations of a Smash fighter would be a great disrespect to him as a character.

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Guys, Ridley can't be playable because the amiibo can't fit on the Gamepad!

>>260395385
link or stfu. I'm a ridleybro but even Im getting irritated with all of your annoying hype/shitposting techniques.

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>>260396406

>>260396406
If you're going to have somebody who was only in one game at least make it Rundas

>>260396213
>boss
How can faggots still think this? He is 100% confirmed playable.

Rejoice, brothers! The day promised to us by our reptilian savior is nigh, and all unbelievers will perish in a sea of salt and ass pain!

thread theme: http://m.youtube.com/results?q=blues%20brothers%20church%20scene&sm=1

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Yeah now you guys can play as Ridley, congratulations!

I...don't understand. Did I miss something that confirms Ridley or this just another autistic preemptive celebration?

If the former, links pls

>>260398020

It's an autistic preemptive celebration, either that or bait.

>>260396007
....source of original bob picture

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>>260398298
learn to reverse image search you shit sucking retard

>>260398424
Bing doesn't have that feature sue me

Where's the fucking source you retarded faggots
Oh wait, you don't have one, because Ridley isn't in.

Dat delusion.

>>260396665
What is this webm from?

>>260396665
What a terrible way to end a streak

>>260398681
>bing
kill yourself.

>>260398787
It was when the Undertaker finally lost at Wrestlemania

It was horrible

>>260397621
Meta-Ridley

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>>260398681
>bing

>>260399492
says the dude with the watermark

>>260399896
says the dude who uses bing

>>260398681
Maybe you should stop using bing.

Seriously. Why the fuck would you ever use bing?

>>260395385
You're clearly an ARF trying to stir shit up to have ammo against them there crazy evil Riddlerhomosexugays later on. Here's the reply you wanted. I'll keep sitting here hoping there's five more characters on the roster just so Ridley has a bit of chance of still making it, even if my hopes aren't insanely high.

If you do you really by some chance believe he is in 100% do not set yourself up for such disappointment. It's better to be cautiously optimistic than to set yourself up for a fall. I've been bummed for 13 years of not getting Ridley. It's nothing new but it's still disappointing each time.

>>260399954
Fuck off Microsoft made a pretty good search engine. it's just that there are so many Google drones that it's not getting the attention it deserves.

I will shove a Ridley figurine up my ass without lube on live stream if Ridley is in the game.

Screen cap this.

>>260399492
>>260398984
>They don't use bing to look up porn
Idiots, the lot of you.

>>260400278
No, because Google is fucking better you Microshill.

>>260400430
how will we know it's definitely you when it definitely happens?

>>260400498
what kind of idiot uses a fucking search engine like google or bing for porn in the first place? the only idiot here is you.

>>260400590
Use bing images, turn off safesearch
It finds way more than Google. Try it if you don't believe me.

>>260400528
Fucking neo-/v/ is so full of mainstream shitters nowadays no wonder this site is trash.

>>260400852
why the fuck would i care, i have dedicated booru sites

go back to reddit

>>260396710
I know, man. I hope they cut Bowser and Ganondorf and turn them into stage bosses. It'd be so epic for them to be their normal sizes and just wreck our anuses like we were bitches in prison. Sakurai knows these characters are important as boss threats so I'm sure that when the final game is released, Bowser and Ganon will surely be hazards. It's the proper, respectful, and frankly, perfect way to represent them in Smash.

Is this based on that thread where some tripfag was making people listen to zoo noises?

>>260398424
oh cool the only source is a thread with no images

>>260398681
>bing
KILL YOURSELF HONESTLY
i cant believe i share this board with casual technological illiterate retards such as yourself.

>>260395712
His theme in prime 1 is top-tier though.

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>>260400882
>Fucking neo-/v/ is so full of mainstream shitters nowadays no wonder this site is trash.

We get it, you liked Bing before it was cool.

I will be legitimately disappointed in Sakurai if he caved to these Ridleyfags.

>>260400919
>I can't be arsed to look
>Better tell him to go back to Reddit!

Stay butt-flustered

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Ridley?

>>260401173
>can't figure out how to use bing
>calls others tech tards

Fuck off caveman

>>260401337
what do you mean i cant be assed to look?

>>260400957

>What is a false equivalency

Faggot.

>>260395950
The Brazil-Germany threads and the last Super Bowl threads were amazing too.

>>260401263
Don't worry. His commitment to a disappointing roster with no surprise fan favorites is legendary.

>>260396665
The beginning of this song works well to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO_84C3fpuI

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>>260401378
i hope you like my friend ridley

Roolfag here.

I celebrate with my brethren when the time is right. The leaker is a charlatan. A direct is nigh. Our time to shine is on the rise.

>>260401775

>This roster
>Disappointing

Nigga, you can Mega Man fight Mario, Sonic and Pac-man. How can you be disappointed with that?

>In before Ridley gets in
>In before he is a charizard clone

Man the butt devastation will be glorious

>>260402391
If a Roolfag typing like this doesn't tell you they and Ridleyfags are autistic retards then I don't know what will.

>>260401775

>Mega Man
>Little Mac
>Lucina
>Animal Crossing
>Palutena
>Rosalina
>Sonic

No fan favorites, huh?

>>260395743
that's a good one, but my favorite is probably the Denver Broncos preemptive celebration.

>>260400590

Bing is okay for video porn

>>260396406
I don't really think Ridley is that likely to be in, but you suggesting how they could recycle moves actually made it more likely in my eyes. A lot of the newcomers appear to recycle some old stuff (shulk, little mac, palutena, greninja) for their moves.

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POST YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN RIDLEY GETS CONFIRMED

If Ridley gets in he'll be a Charizard clone

Ridley hasn't been confirmed but you're already celebrating?

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>>260402892

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>>260402892
It will literally be one of the greatest days of my life. Not even joking.

>>260403052
Also, love how Anti-Ridleyfags are moving the bar now that it's looking likely he's in.

>"RIDLEY WILL NEVER BE IN THE GAME!"
>"I-IF HE IS, HE'LL JUST BE A CHARIZARD CLONE!"

>>260402547
:^)

>>260402443
because their one character that they wanted wasn't in so sakurai's a hack

>>260401610
>He makes a valid point!
>I'll handwave it like a faggot!

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>>260402892
I'm looking forward to the shitstorm most of all.

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>>260396665
10/10 i love you for that anon

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>>260395385
>ridley
>in smash bros
>ever

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>>260402892
/v/ will literally break in two. Moot will need new servers.

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>>260402892

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>>260402892

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>>260402892
>Also mfw people use muh drawings

>>260401263
>I hope Sakurai doesn't give people what they want!
That's rather petty, Anon. Were you raised to be so petty?

>>260403287
>now that it's looking likely he's in.

But that's not the case.

>>260403653
>Metal Gear Solid V Confirmed for PC
>Zoe Quinn happens
>Mario Kart 8 DLC is based
>Miyamoto BTFOs Casuals

How the fuck will we handle a Ridley confirmation? /v/ might finally break.

I almost wish he wouldn't make it in, just so I can keep annoying these faggots who actually get mad when someone mentions Ridley.

>>260402865
Why do you think Ridley is unlikely? I'm just curious. I mean I know he was implied as a boss, but Sakurai has implied things before only for them to turn out not like what he alluded them to be. Sakurai has stated he doesn't like false hype. He's not stated Ridleys name whatsoever. He's not elaborated on that shadow for over four months. It took him 8 months from hinting at Ridley when Pyrosphere stage was first revealed to even just give people a glimpse of his shadow. He's handling him like a special snowflake.

I'm not saying this proves anything or that he's for sure going to be in, but I just don't see how that paints him as unlikely. It's very 50/50 to me.

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>>260402892

FUCK EVERYTHING

>>260402892
What if Ridley is only boss stage?

>>260402892
He's already confirmed, though.

As a boss.

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>>260402892

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>>260402892

>>260403315

>Valid point

Wishful thinking at best. It's the retarded argument that EVERY Ridleyfag has tried to use and it's so tiresome to refute it every fucking time it gets brought up.

>>260404684
Well then refute it if it's something you do everytime. Should be easy.

>>260396259
It's more that they know it would be dumb.

Wait what. What is going on? Was ridley confirmed or what?

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Daily reminder that Ridleyfags are what started the downhill of quality in the Smash fanbase.

They predate both Gematsufags and leakfags.

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>>260397402

Never forget

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>>260402892

>>260404887

It's like trying to refute am creationist every fucking time they spout the same talking point, it doesn't matter how many times you do it, they'll go off and use it on someone else, it's a literal waste of time. It's better to just call them a faggot and move on. Like right now for instance, your a faggot.

I could go either way with Ridley in the game or not, but people who don't want him in really just invent reasons for him to not be there. They made Captain Falcon into a fun as fuck fighter. The "too big" thing was never even said until Sakurai said it.

>>260405168
Now gold on a second.
I know a lot of people are shitposting about it, but you can't have me believe that there are actually people who believe the ESRB leak is fake.

>>260405640
Actually Sakurai never said "too big", just "he'd be slow" and "is that alright?"

>Ridley and Dixie
It's coming, boys. And when it gets here it will bee glorious.

>>260404684
They are bosses and are far more menacing as bosses, so... wait, I see. Nevermind. Carry on. You got your reply, gold star for you.

>>260405554

*you're a faggot.

and that's what happens when you type in a rush.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ItdKOXH3qA

we gon' party up when Ridley confirmed

>>260405554
*tips X-ray visor*

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you guys are fucking nerds and i'm sick of these threads. i don't even fucking play smash.

just tell me when you will know for sure if he's in or out because i'm done

>>260405841
That leak didn't provide any evidence of Ridley in image or video form.
>B-But the leaker said so!
The leaker has already lied to us before to fuck with us, listing off the names of all the Gematsufag characters and others, Ridley included, would be the best way to fuck with us. Not to mention the image he had with that list was a crop of an image we already had.

His leaked roster image lacks Ridley and he had no images to go with listing Ridley. I'm not going to believe everything a questionable source has to say. Everything from the roster image and video evidence I will believe, that is it.

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>>260396665
>a racial salad bowl of disappointment

>Bowser Jr. and Ridley both in the same month
I'm gonna die of too much cumming.

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>>260406016
>It's coming, boys. And when it gets here it will bee glorious.
>bee
Honey Queen confirmed

>>260396665
Isn't sweaty man drama all fake?
Why are people shocked?

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>>260398681
Wait, what?

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>>260403287
Allow me to move the bar back then.

He's not in, and no amount of tripfag vocaroo links will change that.

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>>260402892
You know what they say...

>>260406794
What the hell, wrong pic

>>260406530
Mostly because the man went "undefeated" for over twenty years and it was ingrained in the culture of the show. He was an idol to a lot of little kids growing up, and I think watching your idol get fucked over by Brock Lesnar would illicit that kind of response.

>>260402547

>Taking that seriously

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>Walk up to some kid's window
>He's only 9 years old
>His room is full of Ridley merchandise and all the Metroid games
>See him praying at his bed, chanting "Ridley is love" and "Ridley is life"
>His Dad walks into the room and calls him a faggot
>Struggle to contain my laughter so they don't become aware of me
>He calls him a cunt
>The Dad slaps the kid and sends him to go to sleep
>The faggot actually starts crying
>Suddenly get an idea
>Put on my Ridley costume and climb through the window
>Touch the kid
>An enormous grin crosses his face
>Whisper in his ear, "I'm a big guy"
>Grab him with the claws of my costume and put him on his hands and knees
>Slip my dick out of the costume as he spreads his ass cheeks
>I stick it in
>His little 9 year old ass is so tight, but I struggle to not burst out laughing
>I pace faster and faster, determined to widen this child's ass hole as far as possible
>Suddenly I can't hold my laughter in anymore, so I laugh while imitating Ridley's screech
>His Dad walks in
>Look him straight in the eye and say "BTFO"
>Jump through the window
>Laugh hysterically as the child lays there in bliss

>>260406530
I dunno, I'm guessing the same reason why /v/ gets excited by virtual characters playing virtual roles in predetermined stories

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>>260401012
Here bud.

>>260396710
I love Metroid and I find these anti-Ridleyfags annoying, I'd rather have him as he belongs, a playable character. I don't want some watered-down CPU boss that only appears in one stage, especially if it ruins the flow of gameplay like the Yellow Devil.

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>ridleyfags

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>>260407107
what the fuck man

>>260406986
Yeah, I can somehow understand their frustration. But it still baffles me how people follow that with so much passion.
Not complaining, though.

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>>260402892

>>260406376
Weeks before that little shit got any of the things he leaked there was a leak posted that listed characters. Doc, Dark Pit, DHD, Shulk, and Bowser Jr. It described in detail how Bowser Jr functioned with the clown car perfectly. This very leak also listed Ridley, Mewtwo, and Dixie Kong. That's why people feel he has a chance. No one thinks so because of that lying underage attention whore.

>>260407435

Wasn't him being 2 bosses in Brawl enough for you greedy fuckers?

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>>260407107
>>Look him straight in the eye and say "BTFO"

>>260407443
Who's that one black autist who hates Ridley with a passion?

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>>260407696
why did i read this in ron perlman's voice. christ, i need to get some sleep

>>260407107
Shhhh.
Secrets of the trade, man.
You may as well go around explaining magic tricks, too.

>>260407107
>Dad comes in, insults his 9 year old son and slaps him
>"oh wow I am surprised he is crying"

This story is shit.

>>260406530
The Undertaker was one of the longest acting sweaty-men and also one of its best performers (in addition, he didn't wear manderwear like most other wrestlers). He was well-known for consistently winning the 'Superbowl' of wrestling every year he participated.

Bork Leznar on the other hand was pretty shitty at wrestling who jumped ship to UFC because he thought it more "legit" but came right back to wrestling when he couldn't hack it, just to be given the biggest win on his plate that even the son of the owner of the company didn't let happen to himself, after two straight years of Wrestlemania rivalry with the Undertaker.

>>260401378
Tell me about Ridley.

Why is he too big?

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>>260402892

>>260408117
Son-in-law**, though I'd kill my own parents to have had SHANEO-MAC break the streak instead.

>>260406780
Please explain why he's not in. I'm dying to hear your explanation.

Also, who's your most wanted?

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>>260406986
I don't get it, what even happened in this .webm?

How do adult fans of wrestling not realize it's fake as fuck? I have no idea how you can be over the age of 12 and prefer WWE to UFC or boxing or something.

Ever since I was about 11 I could only interpret WWF/WWE as a shitty soap opera for white trash boys.

Who even was the champion beforehand?

>>260408117
What the fuck they were trying to achieve with that?

>>260408474
Too big.
Physically wouldn't be possible.

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>>260407107

>>260408487

it's like a play, you know it's fake but you watch anyway to see how it unfolds.

stop being autistic.

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>>260402892

>>260408474
Not him, but there is no visual or video evidence of him being in, or any official confirmation outside of questionable leaks. That should be enough to consider him not officially in.

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>>260402892
>http://archive.moe/sp/thread/48573903/

>>260408487
>back when I used to watch TV
>on weekends Fox 8 would do Simpsons marathons all morning
>WWE was on right after the marathon
>as soon as Simpsons ends and WWE starts I dive for the remote
Even as a kid I knew that shit was for retards.

>>260408645
Definitely don't understand the appeal then. Why not watch actual sports?

Do they even show real wrestling on TV anymore? I'd rather just watch actual wrestlers.

>>260408474
What proof can I possibly give? There's no screenshots, no videos, no evidence, just a lot of wishful thinking and "leakers" posting the Bowser Jr. video they found and saying that their inside source confirmed Bowser Jr. and Ridley will be in.

My most wanted for every Smash game was Wario, so I knew exactly the pain of not having your main man in for a Smash game. But this is just getting embarrassing now.

>>260408443

>Shane-O Mac Returns to do a 40 foot dive off of the Titantron to destroy Lesnar and his generic bullshit

NO CHANCE

THAT'S WHAT 'CHA GOT

>>260408737
The leak with the supposed secret characters was very solid outside of Mach Rider.
Every other character I could see easily being in, with Mewtwo being in due to his new Mega Evolutions (Y being his final smash).

>>260403691
yeaaa this meme isn't old or anything

>>260400583
who else will?

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>>260396665
pffft

>>260409187
That only 100% trustworthy leaks are ones with extensive video evidence, like the one recently.

Regardless of what it says, that leak confirms nothing. Almost all of Mewtwo's attacks are now in Greninja and Lucario anyways

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>>260395385

>>260409148
Watching any of the McMahon boys wrestle is just fucking glorious.

>That original Austin/Vince feud.
>The super hype training videos of Vince getting trained by Pat Patteson and Gerald Brisco
>Shit, he's actually looking pretty ripped.
>Still gets his shit slapped by Stone Cold all match, even gets busted open.

Letting your employees do that shit to you takes serious balls. And the McMahons wrestle with a fuckton of heart.

>>260404447
If you can show me a source and quote from Sakurai regarding Smash 4 where, like every other single deconfirmed thing, he states Ridleys role and completely shows him doing what he dpes, I'll concede defeat. Just go ahead and show me where Sakurai fully showed Ridleys model without a shadow and stated "Ridley is a boss on Pyrosphere and not playable". Do this and I'll admit Ridley will never ever be playable.

>>260409406
The same could be said of Dr. Mario and Lucina.
I wouldn't be surprised at another clone-ish character, especially since Mewtwo's assets can be found in Brawl showing that his inclusion was intended.

>>260395385
is there any actual source like a pic or a vid that confirms this or is this just the leaker said it so it must be true?

>>260409659

Yeah Vince might be a piece of shit IRL but he at least had the guts to let himself be repeatedly humiliated on tv like that

And when Austin put a themometer in his ass

>>260410064
I don't think there has been a legitimate source.
However, the Trophy Quiz held up with Robin and Palutena directly with each's music, and King Kihunter's trophy inexplicably had Ridley's theme playing with it.
(Impa would be the correlation with Fi's trophy).

>>260408117
Get a load of this nark ass bitch.

It amazes me to this day there are people who don't like Brock Lesnar.

>>260409672

Ridley knows his role, and shuts his mouth.

His supporters should do the same.

IF Y'ALL WANT TOON LINK TO OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOPASS, GIMME A HELL YEAH

>>260408917
Uh, you do know weeks before these leaks came out someone explained Bowser Jr to a tee and stated Dark Pit, Doc, DHD, and Shulk would be in, right? Weeks before any of this stuff we've seen showed up. You don't think that Ridley being among that same leak gives him any chance? Or how Sakurai has been handling him? How he's not so much as deconfirmed Ridley due to all the discussion that's happened even though he shot down things like Prince Sable instantly?

Again I'm not saying he's likely but it's like some people just tune out any and all other possibilities because Sakurai of all people implied something. Might as well have felt Ness was cut in Brawl too if that's the case.

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>>260410626
>and shuts his mouth

Actually can you even find a screenshot of that flappidy nigger doing just that? His maw is always hanging open, like SCRAWWW BITCH SCRAAAAWWWWWW.

I don't even care about Smash 4.

>>260408737
>official leak
Anyway, leaks that described what we've seen so far fairly well also had Ridley in them. To say he has no chance at all is as bad as saying he's in for sure. We don't know one way or the other.

>>260411149

Leaks or no leaks, no matter how credible/bs they are, saying you know for sure if someone is or isn't in the game until it comes out or they're explicitly confirmed/denied by the devs is a dumb thing to do.

>>260410626
I see you gave no source or even replied in a civil manner. Please, could you show me what I asked for? It must exist right? I mean, you're so sure of what you said then it has to exist. Go ahead, I'll wait, Anon.

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>>260402391
Things dont look too good for us, brother.

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Wow nintendo really knows how to get people talking, goddam.

I hope y'all get ridley. If not this smash then the next. He'd feel REALLY out of place tho

>>260410463
i figured the fi thing would just be for ganondorf returning. but thanks anyway, didnt want to get my hopes up.

>>260411439
Not him, but he only stops when he isn't trying to kill Samus.

So like, if the enemy ain't there he's a civil guy.

Come to think of it, Ridley must be the best boss in the world. They've brought him back how many times? If that nigga was a dick, they wouldn't bother. But he dies and they "Shit dude, we gotta bring Riddles back!"

Employee of the Month.

>>260408487
>>260408835
>Watch sports
>People getting paid to win and will do things like run out a clock, take intentional penalties to hurt other players, and all the while over-hype the shit out of a child's game being played by grown men/a fight with rules between people who are well-versed in 60 flavours of ground grappling

>Watch pro wrestling
>Acrobats and contortionists who get paid based on their ability to entertain a crowd through a sometimes rehearsed, sometimes improvised fight scene with over the top characters and crazy bullshit for the sake of spectacle.

Watching sports is like watching male Olympic gymnastics, watching WWE is like watching Cirque du Soleil.

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You know, when I finally get around the playing the Metroid games its going to be great. The hate for Ridley will be real. The hatred Samus has for Ridley killing her parents, will match my hatred to him from all these Smash wishlists.

>>260412193
Yeah, WWE is not pro wrestling at all. That's WWE, it's a form of soap opera.

Watching people who are actually talented as grappling and wrestling is more interesting, sorry.

And it's nothing like Cirque du Soleil, those french dudes actually have talent. WWE is a bunch of bulky guys pretending to punch and throw each other on the ground.

>>260412193
Professional Wrestling is the working class equivalent of going to the Theatre.

>>260406271
More like what happens when you start sperging because you can't counter a point and are so desperate to see others be disappointed that your brain turns off while you slap the keys. Stop being petty and let people hope for their most wanted character. If you think it'll never ever happen? Good for you. Have a cookie.

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>>260411136

Of course.

>>260412857
WWE is like Kleenex. People just use the corporation's name as the noun due to how fucking dominant they are.

Also, there are good guys in WWE. The main problem with them is how hard they go at the story. There's no excuse for screwing us out of Ambrose/Rollins twice.

>>260413095
>Going to see pro wrestling

Literally why? I've watched since I was 10 and have never once wanted to go to it live.

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>>260411439

Civil manner? Sorry that telling the goddamn truth makes your Ridleyspergers flare up.

>>260401610
I hate Ridley but you are a colossal faggot, he has a point.

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>>260410834
>>260407696
You're kind of combining two different sources. The Vaanrose leak contained detailed information and matches up perfectly with the ESRB leak, but it doesn't have Ridley, Mewtwo, or Dixie Kong. Those characters are only mentioned in a list in an anonymous 4chan post and they haven't been verified by the other leaks. The 4chan post seems to predate the Vaanrose leak, but theoretically the 4chan leaker could have just heard the Vaanrose leak and passed it on with some extras of his own invention.

>>260413740
Never bothered with it myself, but my grandfather took my mother and her sisters to see wrestling shows all the time when they were kids.

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>>260406794
>buying windows

I seriously hope you don't do this.

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>>260414018

>>260413568
>story

this is why if you watch WWE you should just castrate yourself

wrestling is a sport
they wrestle in the olympics
these men (and women) are professionals who could easily out wrestle any one of your beloved soap opera characters who are even close to their weight class.
Any UFC fighter could absolutely destroy a WWE actor. That's why Brock Lesnar got btfo when he tried an actual sport instead of staged nonsense.

why do you like watch a soap opera marketed towards 10 year old boys? are you a 10 year old?

>>260414307
But that was probably back when people thought it was a real sport with Freddie Blassie and Buddy Rogers 'n shit.

>>260413874
Still looking for the quote from Sakurai regarding Smash 4 where he states Ridley isn't playable or specifically says "Ridley is a boss"? It must be out there, anon. Go along, keep searching.

>>260414553

Why are you in a thread about a game for children

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>mfw the nameless faceless trainer from wii fit got confirmed before ridley
>mfw mega man got confirmed before ridley
>mfw the dog from duck hunt got confirmed before ridley
>mfw 3 kid icarus characters got confirmed before ridley
>mfw DOCTOR MARIO got confirmed before ridley
>mfw pac man got confirmed before ridley

>>260414930
Playing Smash is fun. Watching soap operas is for women.

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>mfw people still think Ridley will be playable in any Smash Bros game

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>>260414879

You know what, you're absolutely right. He hasn't specifically said that Superman isn't playable, so I'm looking forward to playing as the 6'4" Man of Steel on release day.

>>260415085
>>260415273
samefag

>>260415501

I wish he were in with that hat as an alt.

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>>260415085
>>mfw the dog from duck hunt got confirmed before ridley
>>mfw 3 kid icarus characters got confirmed before ridley
>>mfw DOCTOR MARIO got confirmed before ridley
Not officially!

>>260415631
Ok

>>260415273
It is glorious isn't it?

>>260415501
He hasn't teased Superman either, has he? You just keep making things up and being petty.

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>>260402892

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>>260396665
EAT
SLEEP
CONQUER SMASH BROS.

>>260405640

And people who do want him in find proof in places it doesn't exist. Face it, both sides are retarded idiots, don't kid yourself into thinking one of them is "superior".

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>defonfirmed 3 times
>h-hes in!!

tfw I'm going drink ridleyfag tears again in less than a month

>>260395385
I don't care at all anymore, no matter what happens the shitstorm will be huge. It's going to be hilarious to watch.

>>260416303
You going drink them!

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>>260414553
>Lesnar, the successful NCAA wrestler and former UFC Heavyweight champion, got BTFO when he tried "an actual sport"

Also, pro wrestling goes beyond the WWE company, and most promotions just use "storylines" as an excuse to have guys do matches together. It's really only the WWE, and God help you, TNA, that go deep with the soap opera shit. But even then, even they have guys who put together good matches.

Also it's been decades since the pretensions of being a real sport were abandoned and they started doing silly shit with the cat out of the bag, like in Japan they have a 8 year old girl who's a monster heel and everyone sells her moves like they got hit by a truck.

Pro wrestlers' #1 job is to choreograph a match that entertains people with its progression, a pro fighter's job is to win a fight. If you watch a WWE show and every match sucks, you have a right to complain because they're supposed to entertain you, while if you watch the UFC and get nothing but an hour of insipid commentary and ground 'n pound, dem's da breaks.

People who go ape shit about someone watching wrestling just seem like 15 year olds who want to distance themselves from that gay kiddie shit they used to like on the grounds that they're so much more mature now.

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Go home Ridley

>>260416303
Confirmed or not, it's hilarious someone took the time to make that.

>>260416758
that's like 10 minutes in flash

>>260408117
He wasn't given the win, the Undertaker suffered a concussion from the last F-5 and couldn't kick out of the pin.

>>260416303

>>Deconfirmed

You need to better yourself anon, he hasn't been deconfirmed whatsoever.

I hope he makes it in just for the shitstorm that would impact /v/.

>>260396259
Chromfag here. Get used to it, some fags would prefer Krystal or Lip or other gay shit to based characters like Sukapon or Simon Belmont.

I hope we can form some alliance and call it "g+b=purple" like the Krool Bros have with you. We've all been kicked in the teeth more than most characters.

>>260417030
Okay maybe it's late for me to be asking this but what the fuck is a Sukapon? Why do people want it in Smash?

>>260408487
It's like watching a play that you don't actually know the end of. You have a good guess, and most of the time it's obvious, but sometimes it's a surprise, like Brock beating the streak, no one expected that.

>>260399103
I just searched up the video.

I haven't watched WWE for like 6 years and fuck does Undertaker look old now.

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>>260402892

>>260408206
If I scale you down would you die?

>>260416303
>Lil Mac
>deconfirmed three times
>NEVER EVER!!
See how dumb that is?

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>>260402892

>>260416247
At least Ridleys size that we can gauge from the shadow, his passve nature, animations, and Sakurais lack of carifaction are better points than never ever, too big, and opinions.

I agree both sides go overboard. At least one side just wants one of their favorite characters playable while the other wants him out due to spite.

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>ridleyfags

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>>260410795
no.

>>260419562
>tearsfags

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>>260402892
I have no idea what's going on here.

Was there a leak or sumfin?

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>>260402892

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>ITT:Ridleyfags setting themselves up for the biggest BTFO of the century

>>260419932
No, just people hoping he gets in and tryin to keep their spirits up.

Is Ridley confirmed, yes or no?

We have won Ridleybros. Here's the deed proving so! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4Qe50L2Ow

>>260420659
No, just people being hopeful. Well OP was most likely shit posting but it just turned into a general hope Ridley gets in topic.

Celebrate our victory!! http://vimeo.com/104372454

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>>260420082
I don't care for Ridley or Metroid but I'm hoping he's in just because it would cause a total fucking meltdown on /v/, it would be glorious

>>260420082
maybe this year but not the century
>see xbone getting BTFO at e3 last year for more details

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>>260416303
even as a diehard ridleyfag I admit this made me laugh

>>260421256
So many just want him in or out to spite others and here I sit just want the nemesis of my favorite franchise in.

>>260408117
>not remembering Brock was UFC heavyweight champ 2 years after starting MMA training
>not realizing only a rare disease prevented him from dominating the divsion for another 10 years
>not realizing Brock almost made the NFL as a walk on
>not realizing Brock is a NCAA amateur wrestling champion
>not realizing that Taker admires Brock and was the very one to approach Brock about coming back for WM
I'm an actual wrasslin' fan. Stay in your lane, hombre.

>>260408487
have you ever watched a movie, played a video game or watched a tv show?
>if you answered yes to any of the above
shut the fuck up then bitch, all forms of entertainment.

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>>260402892
once he gets in smash

I'm changing my steam profile pic to that.