Large Father Thread
Let's hear that recording!
LARGE FEATHER GET BACK HERE
We'll wait, but we just hope you don't full a fast one. We are also running on fumes.
>mfw you've been saying how Snake isn't in this whole time
>however, looking at your name:
>BB confirmed for Smash
I am not a feather god damn it, I am a big hairy ass man.
I wouldn't abandon you boys. You are sons to me.
I wouldn't know. Be patient guys, my wife is yelling at me for making noises and shit.
>making noises and shit
All you need to do is record ridley from your 3ds. It's 4AM large father, I don't want to stay up this late to be let down like this.
Venom rocket punch?
>mfw it's just him recording himself saying "RIDLEE" in a dramatic voice
I thought our large father mentioned holding the case.
Large Father, we need that delivery ASAP, it's gonna get cold!
>someone actually finds it amusing to bullshit anonymous text inputs for 5 hours
>someone actually finds it amusing to egg on said bullshitter for those 5 hours
I think it might be happening, unless he can post to let us know.
What did you learn today, /v/?
That question was rhetorical. You didn't learn anything.
>mfw Large Father delivers an audio file: "You're all retarded"
Hey guys I just got a leaked version of Super Smash TV for the Nintendo Gamesphere and they included the entire band Creed as a secret character
First person to reply with a 6 gets an audio recording of them singing Can You Take Me Higher in game
>'Man murdered by wife - more on page 2'
>/v/irgins attend his funeral dropping hints to his family to reveal some info
>Reggie shows up and has them all removed
>We send a card saying 'A big sorry to you - hope we rid you of hard feelings'
That's a pretty nice 5 there anon, but you know, I've been wondering, how does my 3 look to you?
Nigga, you can't fool us.
we've been waiting for about 1 hour
The previous thread ended with him saying he was recording
Here's the thing though, I've heard really good things about my 6, what do you think?
ohhhh man who's it gonna be??
>MK8 dlc leak
what are you talking about
Pretty hyped. Glad they went through the effort of doing all these new recordings just for some DLC.
I'm late to the party. Why is everyone so hype for this recording? I'd imagine if any one made a thread saying they were about to upload some audio of Ridley from smash we'd call them a lying cumdumpster and no matter what they upload we'd never fully believe it.
wait what's going on I was off
playing video games
>Walk up to some kid's window
>He's only 9 years old
>His room is full of Ridley merchandise and all the Metroid games
>See him praying at his bed, chanting "Ridley is love" and "Ridley is life"
>His Dad walks into the room and calls him a faggot
>Struggle to contain my laughter so they don't become aware of me
>He calls him a cunt
>The Dad slaps the kid and sends him to go to sleep
>The faggot actually starts crying
>Suddenly get an idea
>Put on my Ridley costume and climb through the window
>Touch the kid
>An enormous grin crosses his face
>Whisper in his ear, "I'm a big guy"
>Grab him with the claws of my costume and put him on his hands and knees
>Slip my dick out of the costume as he spreads his ass cheeks
>I stick it in
>His little 9 year old ass is so tight, but I struggle to not burst out laughing
>I pace faster and faster, determined to widen this child's ass hole as far as possible
>Suddenly I can't hold my laughter in anymore, so I laugh while imitating Ridley's screech
>His Dad walks in
>Look him straight in the eye and say "BTFO"
>Jump through the window
>Laugh hysterically as the child lays there in bliss
I just don't want to be disappointed by our BigDaddy/GiantDad.
Goddamn it Vocaroo isn't fucking picking up the audio, can anyone help me set up my mic for that shit.
My wife is giving me such a fucking glare right now, I think she's mad.
le funny haha no.
jesus fucking christ mate. just go to bed and come back later. holy fuck
Large Father please don't mess with us.
alright that's it
go fuck yourself large father
But I want to get this over with cause I bothered getting the audio.
Seriously, how the fuck do I get my mic to work on this shit I haven't used this site at all, I know my fucking mic is working.
I'm not, I seriously have no clue on how to get my audio working on that damn site.
Alrighty I'll check that out.
so mr. gigantic dad, where exactly does this audio come from anyway?
We can only take your word, and trust you whether we like it or not. I'm hoping that we'll want to.
I was looking through the files of my copy of the game and I found a soundbyte of a character nobody even thought would really be in the game, here it is
>Pic of the Day: Ridley Swooces Right In!
>render of ridley is sub-n64 tier
>he's about as short as pikachu
>hardly any of his moves have working hitboxes and don't do shit
>"Well, here you go. Have fun."
better one http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sRNNnvIwLT
Kept you waiting huh?
Sorry about me eating I was fucking starved I didn't think It'd be loud
now i can go to bed
i'm not even really that disappointed
Large Father. You are blacklisted. Get the fuck out of here.
I had to boot it the character select screen, again I had to fucking shuffle into the living room and I had left over chinese.
My wife is still mad, Going to tell her to get me some coffee.
Watch as Ridleyfags still hold up hope even after this
Do you guys want more proof of something I can get the results screen if you need more proof.
It was a wanton.
Seriously anymore questions cause I've gotten past my sleepy threshold.
There's a vocals-only version of every song in the game's files. They often have guitar solos included, though (if you listen closely at LOSING MY IDENTITY in that song you can hear the end of one)
>ridleyfags still clutching straws even now
man you really fooled us. and here we were thinking you were actually going to provide proof of something that doesn't exist. hoo-whee. i for one am completely furious about being rused.
i'm actually confused as to why people even do this. i don't think a single person in this thread believed you for a second. you're getting satisfaction out of... getting random people to play along with your stupid joke? i really don't get it.
not even butthurt, just really want to know.
Give us something. Maybe you can redeem yourself, if not then get the fuck out.
i hope you guys realize this is a different large father
please don't be this stupid
Well it's up to you guys, everyone seems to think I'm fucking around, if you guys don't want more then I'll go sleep on the couch.
Well what more proof do you need?
Alrighty, hold up, my fucking back pain is acting up.
We need to see or hear something that isn't obviously messed with. That sound of you choking on a wanton doesn't make us believe you.
I know, fucking I didn't think the mic would pic it up, fucking I had a muscle spasm and ti made me fucking hack up my wonton.
My body is fucking old.
You really think I'm samefagging? I'm just as annoyed as you for this shit.
>tfw u have to sleep on the couch because your wife is pissed off with you recording the names of characters that are too big
Still I got a laugh out of what you did.
I cannot help it I am sorry for being old as shit.
The couch hurts my back so fucking much, I had to go get my pain pills. I get the good shit.
Alright, Big Daddy. I want to trust you so bad. Just post the results screen.
i cant wait to see this piece of shit results screen. the ruse is glorious.
This was going to be a joke one and then I actually got into it, how'd I do?
Have patience, going through a match right now.
I am also waiting for my pill the kick in.
I apologize for going slow, my nerves are all fucked up so I need to wait a while till my pill kicks in..
So if I talk a while, be warned my wife is still yelling at me for keeping her up, I really hope she doesn't start arguing me when I set up the audio equipment.
What were the big surprise character reveals for Brawl when it came out? Wario was pretty cool... I can't remember what else.
Melee had fucking Bowser and Mewtwo. This roster just doesn't have anything that screams FUCK YES!
We'll wait, but after this, if you betray us. We're out. You could have your name praised or spit on.
Giantdad literally proved several times that he isn't samefagging. I was the fucking Yuri Lowell guy from last thread.
So, like, what do you get out of pretending to be retarded?
>Brawl was announced eight years ago
The same reason that you post a gif of an adorable pig.
Btw, BigDaddy, Chosen Undead when?
>posts Namco characters for Smash
>doesn't post the best one
Did ya miss me?
had to rerecord and managed to get my wife to play with me to calm her pussy down
Must we endure night after night of autistic 'leakers' hijacking threads until this game is released?
is-is it real? DID IT HAPPEN? thank you father
I apologize if the quality is wonky, fucking I tired getting near the TV and then I shuffled around a bit, so I'm sorry if shit sounds weird.
I told you assholes to wait for me, I needed my pain pill to kick in and I felt bad for waking up my old lady.
father don't call me an asshole, i've been a good child
Then I'll be happy for ridley fags. Another Metroid rep is fine by me. But anybody actually believing this is real baffles me. The voice is clearly different from the actual announcer.
Not my fault my fucking mic is shit, it's not even a proper mic, you fucking try using some shitty headset mic to try and pick up audio from your tv without it sounding like ass.
I've been meaning to get a new one actually, don't know if I should get a desktop mic.
He can't because the footage would be recognized he said.
Seeing how people don't trust him here, he could announce the entire roster, make videos of it and still not be belived.
So they can find out who is leaking what? Look I would, but I honestly can't.
I'm going to get my shit pushed in if I do that you know. Going to have to butter me up if you want that.
Anyway Ridley screeches are coming your way. I honestly wish they gave him a voice.
Cause I said it before in the previous thread, I do not wish to be recognized in any way shape or form.
Specially because I do not have the 3ds version so it's a bit harder to try and hide my shit.
I have a semi recent build of the game, I'm a debugger so I make sure the game doesn't have any game breaking glitches, like that black hole glitch in melee/brawl. So I usually report back my findings, etc.
Though there's more than just me obviously, some of whom I happened to invite over my house. I don't know if I can trust them enough to not fucking spill the beans on me and then poof, no job and then my wife will make me permanently sleep on the couch.
Shit I'd fucking fling my dick all over my wii U with ridley clapping but It's a pretty big risk.
Though its cool looking at shit that's been cut it's fucking sweet checking it out
UNBELIEVABLE THIS THREAD IS STILL UP
YOU GUYS ARE MESSING ABOUT RIGHT?
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S WORSE THAN THE FIRST TIME
AND PEOPLE ARE STILL ASKING FOR VERIFICATION.
I'M GONNA DIE
It's not even related to the E3 build, did you not read my other post?
This build still has old audio with some other mechanics added, full roster and functionality somewhat with debugging tools.
The fact you're seriously trying to cherry pick now is pretty sad, Oh well It's okay for you to be in denial, not to be rude or anything but you seem extremely insecure judging by your post.
Anyway, there's other audio nuances that I laugh at myself when trying to fix shit up. It still has the old audio of how the announce used to pronounce Greninja, Mega Man, Mach Rider, Dr. Mario, Luigi, DK, Diddy and Rosalina & Luma.
Keep crying though, you're not going to make me jeopardize my comfy job. You should apologize for being so insufferable.
And for everyone waiting on Ridley audio I'll be going through sound test and record some shit.
Well at least someone does.
Again not my fault about the audio, I do not work in the audio department, interesting note though when the announcer says Ridley when winning a match that's a recent take of the line whereas the previous line is fucking super old.
Don't know why they gave the game to me like this but it's interesting, lots of cut audio too I found during debug.
Sounds like none of you bothered reading my post.
You seem very angry, like manlet angry.
I'm going to assume you weren't in the other thread when I was answering questions and confirming suspicious and such, which I'm sure some anons capped it, I knew the guy who came here before an leaked from the 3ds version.
Hes gonna come back in a couple days before launch to tease you guys more since he didn't get 'sued' yet, they're like in the midst of figuring out what to do with the poor sap.
I for one do not want to end up like him, as you can see he made the mistake of leaking footage to YouTube like a dolt leaving traces, I am not an idiot therefore I'm not going to leave a huge ass crumb line to my person.
Don't want to believe it? That's fine, don't need to cram your diaper with more of your feces to the point it's leaking out and then Daddy has to change you.
Now I get what he meant when he called the majority of /v/ 'touched'.
>It means so much to me if you think I'm telling the truth
this whole thread
>I knew the guy who came here before an leaked from the 3ds version.
>Hes gonna come back in a couple days before launch to tease you guys more since he didn't get 'sued' yet
How he is not sued yet?
another interesting thing i just realized.
you do not want to get recognized,
yet to tell us that you're old as fuck. a hairy grown man and that you have a wife.
but you're too affraid to show us a single pic or recording of your screen.
because simple screens can be recognizes very easily, right?
Has something to do with the amount of days between the accusation and whether or not Nintendo will follow through.
Basically he has a couple days before he hears from them, I feel bad for him, didn't talk to him often but shit sucks they managed to trace it all back to him. If you ask me he forgot who he was when dumping info and gave into peer pressure and forgot to take the needed precautions before dumping those videos on YouTube, I know he dumped them on another site before hand, but YouTube was the nail in the coffin.
I bet you 10 dollars he used his gmail that's in use with NoA.
>yet to tell us that you're old as fuck. a hairy grown man and that you have a wife.
You've described almost every man on the planet.
Not only that I've invited some coworkers for beers at my place, I got a huge ass TV with my beloved knick knacks in front of it, they'd know who I am and probably rat me out.
Cause I will tell you this, some people in my department are not trust worthy what so ever and act like elitist man children. Do not get me started on the woman who work here, they are just so, what's the word, they're posers if you will.
Again I'll see what I can do about footage, I've noticed the previous guy's mistakes
Since I was in the thread when he started dumping since he told me before hand he stopped giving a fuck
I honestly cannot remember, I think it either started with a T or an N.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he uploaded it to a porn site, he seems like the type who'd do that mind you.
I do know for sure people know the site I'm talking about.
STOP GIVING THIS FATASS ATTENTION
NO LIFE, NO WIFE, NO KNIFE, RIFE WITH STRIFE
Nice projection, you know its because of man-children like you I'm not purposely going to withhold any more audio, since I was going to share some cut files I managed to restore.
Another thread, if you have any caps of my previous posts when I answer questions, feel free to dump them and cap the posts I've made recently explaining why certain audio keys sound different, etc.
Cause of the anti-fags I'm enjoying myself watching them to make up bullshit on every turn.
we dont need your glorious golden unique tv stand with diamonds on it. im sure you'll find an angle where you only show us your screen, and if you cant, just edit the frame out with MS Paint, its not that hard.
We can keep it on /v/ for now.
Yeah I wish it was golden, it's just a particular shape, I remember when I invited some of the guys over this one prick kept eying my set up hard.
He's like a stereotype of nintendo babies, extremely embarrassing. I still don't get how people like that get hired, but I'm sure you've seen plenty at the tree house event.
>I called him Large Father in Playstation All-Stars
top 2 on miiverse smash community, hilarious