Large Father Thread
Let's hear that recording!
>>260288376
LARGE FEATHER GET BACK HERE
>>260288376
Anyone who asked me questions reask them if I didn't answer em.
I am trying to clean up the audio as we speak.
>>260288376
>Large Father
What?
>>260288530
YAY YOU DIDN'T LEAVE
>>260288530
More like Based Father
>>260288530
We'll wait, but we just hope you don't full a fast one. We are also running on fumes.
Waiting for shits and giggles and tears
Repostan for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08iBriEvz2E
>Dat lewd "Greninja"
>>260288530
Is there Red Sun too in the soundtrack?
>>260288530
>mfw you've been saying how Snake isn't in this whole time
>however, looking at your name:
>Large Father
>Big Boss
>BB confirmed for Smash
>leak wanking
This should be a fun thread.
>>260288487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbe3maQjlIg
>>260288721
Fuck I thought it was feather the whole time.
>>260288675
It's like he just ate something really fucking good right before he had to do the recording.
Or he took some LSD and it kicked in RIGHT THERE
>>260288376
Did I miss anything ? Who's that large father ? The son of Sakurai ?
>>260288797
Nujabes is my fucking jam
Go listen to Modal Soul, that shit is chill
>>260288868
recap of previous leak
another leaker
maybe his husband
What if it ends up being this Ridley?
>>260288487
I am not a feather god damn it, I am a big hairy ass man.
>>260288563
I wouldn't abandon you boys. You are sons to me.
>>260288697
I wouldn't know. Be patient guys, my wife is yelling at me for making noises and shit.
>ITT: Large Feather is posting a snippet of a recording from the game (Announcer saying Ridley) as proof of his identity and Ridley
>>260289056
>ITT: gullible anons wait for nothing while cool guy stalls
>>260289020
Large Father
>how do we unlock mach rider?
>>260289056
nigga it's father not feather
>>260289020
>making noises and shit
All you need to do is record ridley from your 3ds. It's 4AM large father, I don't want to stay up this late to be let down like this.
Someone update me.
>>260289020
>wouldn't abandon you boys
>you are sons to me
>Big Boss had sons
BIG BOSS CONFIRMED
>>260289056
And we should believe him why? I could say I'm going to post shit like that, doesn't mean I'm legit.
I'd rather hear Mach Rider than Ridley.
>>260289228
Venom rocket punch?
>>260289140
>implying
if he is who he says he is, he doesn't have it on his 3DS. he has a recording that may have Ridley on it.
>>260289224
Some guy is supposedly going to prove Ridley's in the game while we sit here like idiots and lose either way.
>mfw it's just him recording himself saying "RIDLEE" in a dramatic voice
>>260289257
Wait until he posts it then
No one believes him yet, that's why he's doing this, dingus
>>260289312
I thought our large father mentioned holding the case.
>>260289341
We're gonna feel awful silly when this is over.
>>260289448
So is he.
>>260289348
Even if, it'll be fun to use in future Smash threads
These are fun regardless, honestly. Plus I trust Big Boss
>implying Ridley is in the game
>>260289736
Yo it's like almost 2:30 here and even later for the east coasters, please get this over with.
>>260289736
I hope we can trust him also.
>>260289810
You don't need to imply it, anon. Because he is.
So with Raiden, there would be around 8 swordmans in the roster.
SAKUUUURAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
lurking just to see the reactions of the 2-3 guys who think this is 100% legit and aren't just playing along
Large Father, we need that delivery ASAP, it's gonna get cold!
>>260288974
I'll take it!
Hell, it's probably better than Other M Ridley unless Sakurai seriously redesigns the hell out of him.
>if Dr. Mario was with the other Mario characters the entire top row would be nothing but Mario characters. That's so many Mario characters.
>someone actually finds it amusing to bullshit anonymous text inputs for 5 hours
>someone actually finds it amusing to egg on said bullshitter for those 5 hours
Well there he goes.
>>260288974
>that body with the pterodactyl head
would be acceptable
>>260290040
>someone actually wastes time doing either
large father left me just like my real father
>>260290163
fuck
>>260290163
My dad works for large father and says your dad's a fag.
>>260288974
I honestly want this one more than the shitty Prime design.
>that incredibly shit character select screen
Please tell me that's an alpha screenshot, because that is fucking horrendous compared to the previous games.
Large father? ARE YOU ALIVE? PLEASE NINTENDO NINJA'S SPARE HIM
WELL LET'S SEE IF HE CAN CLEAN THAT AUDIO
INB4 WE HIT BUMP LIMIT BEFORE HE DOES SO AND WE HAVE TO START A NEW THREAD
>>260290163
I think it might be happening, unless he can post to let us know.
What did you learn today, /v/?That question was rhetorical.You didn't learn anything.
>>260289020
>my wife is yelling at me
We lost him here boys, go home.
PLEASE
>>260290267
It's more because it's a 3DS game, it looks way more beautiful on Wii U.
>>260289020
>nobody got the joke
Father please...
>mfw Large Father delivers an audio file: "You're all retarded"
We can believe in our Big Daddy.
>>260290520
>implying he wouldn't be right about you
I'm fucking tired holy shit
Hey guys I just got a leaked version of Super Smash TV for the Nintendo Gamesphere and they included the entire band Creed as a secret character
First person to reply with a 6 gets an audio recording of them singing Can You Take Me Higher in game
guess who wins
Call me in the morning. If it's legit, I won't regret not sticking around too much.
>>260290709
this is a 6 but go fuck yourself
>>260290709
I FOUND YOU, OCTOPUS
>>260290425
>Tomorrow morning
>'Man murdered by wife - more on page 2'
>/v/irgins attend his funeral dropping hints to his family to reveal some info
>Reggie shows up and has them all removed
>We send a card saying 'A big sorry to you - hope we rid you of hard feelings'
>>260290712
mario does
>>260290745
That's a pretty nice 5 there anon, but you know, I've been wondering, how does my 3 look to you?
>>260290709
>Octopus
Nigga, you can't fool us.inb4 FOXDIE
Damn, first SVGS leaks audio of the Mario Kart 8 DLC and now this? What a fucking day.
>>260290360
>>260290843
successful derailing
>>260290843
i don't know but i hope large father comes back 2 us
>>260290898
what's svgs and what's the audio of
The fuck is going on?
There are4remaining directs
>>260290843
winrar
>>260290709
Drop the bass.
>>260290898
Is it voice files? Link
giant dad meme
waiting for 5 fucking hours god vee you guys are really showing off how easy you are to troll
fucking embarrassing
>>260291068
>not /s4s/
>>>/mlp/
Large Father please, we are waiting for you.
>>260291087
stop pretending to be pretending to be him
>>260290898
Mario Kart 8 audio? What? What would a leak of that even be, considering we know all MK8 sounds by now?
>>260291087
That's what happens when you're NEET and have nothing else to do.
>>260291087
we've been waiting for about 1 hour
The previous thread ended with him saying he was recording
Here's the thing though, I've heard really good things about my 6, what do you think?
What exactly is going on? Who's this faggot Large Father and why isn't he out getting asspounded?
I am still here, hold on, I'm sorry fucking wife was nagging at me, telling me to go to bed.
Audio is processing.
It's going to sound like shit.
>>260290712
ohhhh man who's it gonna be??
>>260290898
>MK8 dlc leak
what are you talking about
>>260291227
HAPPENING
>>260290990
>>260291081
>>260291175
Here comes the airplane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5YX1NwHPqE
>>260291227
GET HYPE
>>260291227
You LIVE
Thank you
>>260291250
Shy Guy
>>260291227
>being a beta male
>>260291227
YESSSS
MY FUCKING GUY
>>260291227
QUALITY CONFIRMED
>>260291227
>that pathetic attempt at salvaging the thread
8
>>260291250
>
yoshi
>>260291227
Gee, I wonder why? I can't believe I'm waiting for a 3 second recording of a guy saying Ridley in his shitty mic.Worth it, gon b gud.
>>260291227
I hope we can trust you.
>>260290990
>>260291081
>>260291175
>>260291259
Here.
http://secretvideogamesecret.tumblr.com/post/86519872006
Pretty hyped. Glad they went through the effort of doing all these new recordings just for some DLC.
>>260291350
>calling him a beta male
you've probably never even had a relationship, let alone kissed anyone faggot
All these desperate Ridleyfags.
4
>>260291451
that's not a 4, this is
I'm late to the party. Why is everyone so hype for this recording? I'd imagine if any one made a thread saying they were about to upload some audio of Ridley from smash we'd call them a lying cumdumpster and no matter what they upload we'd never fully believe it.
>>260291515
>Why is everyone so hype for this recording?
He's just samefagging along with the one guy who believed him in the previous thread. It's kind of sad.
wait what's going on I was offplaying video games
>>260291606
called it
>>260291627
Just stop, you won't get a 4 and neither will I.
This just in, 4chan users wait over 3 hours because somebody with a trip promised them something with no actual credentials.
top fucking kek
>>260291515
Recent 'leaks' are getting everyone hyped, plus Jap release is so soon that the excitement levels are through the roof.
It's Smash nigga, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>260291606
Nice third, Chris. Look at mine.
>>260291450
you don't know dude
bitches don't now eitherabout my additional pylons
>>260291682
No, but I will
>>260291587
fucking nerd
>Walk up to some kid's window
>He's only 9 years old
>His room is full of Ridley merchandise and all the Metroid games
>See him praying at his bed, chanting "Ridley is love" and "Ridley is life"
>His Dad walks into the room and calls him a faggot
>Struggle to contain my laughter so they don't become aware of me
>He calls him a cunt
>The Dad slaps the kid and sends him to go to sleep
>The faggot actually starts crying
>Suddenly get an idea
>Put on my Ridley costume and climb through the window
>Touch the kid
>An enormous grin crosses his face
>Whisper in his ear, "I'm a big guy"
>Grab him with the claws of my costume and put him on his hands and knees
>Slip my dick out of the costume as he spreads his ass cheeks
>I stick it in
>His little 9 year old ass is so tight, but I struggle to not burst out laughing
>I pace faster and faster, determined to widen this child's ass hole as far as possible
>Suddenly I can't hold my laughter in anymore, so I laugh while imitating Ridley's screech
>His Dad walks in
>Look him straight in the eye and say "BTFO"
>Jump through the window
>Laugh hysterically as the child lays there in bliss
>>260291738
Continue..
>>260291738
Ridley is love
Ridley is life
i'm not here staying up because i want to hear a recording. i'm just here because it's five in the morning and i can't sleep.
Okay guys here it is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Al5rxoVvkv
>>260291606
idfk how this happens, everytime I watch it mario is clearly in front
now if only I had a capture card to record in slow motion
Okay it's finished.
>>260291861
I just don't want to be disappointed by our BigDaddy/GiantDad.
>>260291883
HYPE
>>260291861
>been browsing pornography and this thread for the past five hours
>>260291883
SCOOOOTLAAAAAAND FOREEEEEEEVERRRR
>>260291873
CONFIRMED
Waiting for retards to get BTFO.
>>260291873
Octopus please.
>>260291873
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Al5rxoVvkv
yeahhhh
>>260291873
your mum m8
>>260291883
where are the videogames giantdad
is the legend real
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b9qNPlU3ZT
Calling it, >>260291873 and >>260291883 are the same person.
>>260291969
>>260291963
>>260291962
>>260291936
Goddamn it Vocaroo isn't fucking picking up the audio, can anyone help me set up my mic for that shit.
My wife is giving me such a fucking glare right now, I think she's mad.
>>260292043
Little koopa
wwwwwwario
kek
>>260292043
CONFIRMED ONCE AGAIN
>>260292125
RIP
>>260291873
>mfw i was ready to be raging until i noticed this was octopus father
>>260292125
literally just upload mp3
>>260292043
>Guh-Ganondorf
>palerr- Palurturna
heh
>>260292043
That must be a very large party of people
>>260292125
it's over i can finally sleep thank fucking god
>>260292089
le funny haha no.
>>260292043
My sides
>>260292125
>there are people who still believe he'll deliver
>>260292043
get out of here Ray Romano
>>260292125
jesus fucking christ mate. just go to bed and come back later. holy fuck
>>260291873
>that wheeze
>>260292125
Large Father please don't mess with us.
holy shit guys it's legit
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZQU1noRzqt
>>260292125
alright that's it
go fuck yourself large father
I'M OUT
>>260292271
did he died?
>>260292125
Go to your settings. See what mic you're using. Also see if there's anything that's preventing the sight from using your mic/camera in your settings. Turn that off.
>>260292240
Just go to the home page and upload it as an mp3, Enormous Papa
>Ridleyfags get trolled as usual
I just got here but Large Father you're a fucking pepper nigger, everyone sitting here waiting for this faggot deserve the waste of time
>>260292254
But I want to get this over with cause I bothered getting the audio.
Seriously, how the fuck do I get my mic to work on this shit I haven't used this site at all, I know my fucking mic is working.
>>260292283
I'm not, I seriously have no clue on how to get my audio working on that damn site.
>>260292316
Alrighty I'll check that out.
>>260292314
you can clearly see it move
>>260292043
>Nnahhhh it's still Samus
sides
>>260292314
It's moving, retard.
>>260292393
bull fucking shit, stop pretending faggot you aint doin shiet
so mr. gigantic dad, where exactly does this audio come from anyway?
>>260292393
Honest question: is the wife real?
I hope so, since I can't imagine what it's like to pretend to have a wife online.
There is literally nothing wrong with Dark Pit.
>>260292393
Ignore the assholes, I'm the one that originally asked for the audio in the last thread, I have hope
>>260292393
We can only take your word, and trust you whether we like it or not. I'm hoping that we'll want to.
This thread epitomizes the delusion of Ridleyfags
>>260292508
Sakurai go to bed
>>260292517
>I'm the one that originally asked for the audio
how does it feel to be such a doormat
>>260292509
Taking a slice of that kek.
>>260292393
Large father this anon has the answer
>>260292509
who is large father and why is he important?
>>260292586
I just got here, what was promised/leaked?
>>260292626
he is our father and you will love him
>OP will reveal he's bullshitting
>Will show this thread to Sakurai, epitomizing the true desperation to have Ridley be playable
>He'll add Ridley at the very last second
>>260292651
leaked King K Rool audio
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y0IQXr4c4Q
>>260292683
>as a trophy
I was looking through the files of my copy of the game and I found a soundbyte of a character nobody even thought would really be in the game, here it is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12O5K44RpDV
>>260292125
I feel like a teenager again trying to get sluts to put their imaginary webcam up to show me some T&A on Yahoo chat.
I'm out.
>>260292698
link?
>>260292683
>Delays the game for another 5 months to add ridley and balance him
>>260292707
6/10
I can sense you trying not to wake up anyone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tpuzYMlkRg
>>260292707
you're dead genie nobody gives a fuck what you think
>>260292707
You've got a nice voice, Anon.
>>260292727
i fucking knew it
>>260292683
>Pic of the Day: Ridley Swooces Right In!
>render of ridley is sub-n64 tier
>he's about as short as pikachu
>hardly any of his moves have working hitboxes and don't do shit
>"Well, here you go. Have fun."
>>260292727
Octopus please leave.
>>260292727
BAH GAWD
BAH GAWD
STONE COOOOOLD
>>260292892
>>260292819
better one http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sRNNnvIwLT
>>260293037
>nothing will ever top skooks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AbZQoLQb0h
Kept you waiting huh?Sorry about me eating I was fucking starved I didn't think It'd be loud
>>260293141
IT'S OVER
>>260293141
lol u funny
>>260293141
now i can go to bed
i'm not even really that disappointed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vt1ezcRy2E :3
>>260293141
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN RIDQUAAAL WAS CONFIRMED
>>260293141
>not even a joke at the end
lel
>>260293141
2/10 I haven't been here long so I don't feel too tricked.
>>260293141
father...why IT SAYS FREEFORALL
>>260293141
RIDLEY CONFIRMED
LEAKFAGS BTFO
>>260293141
shocking
>>260293141
Large Father. You are blacklisted. Get the fuck out of here.
>>260293342
I had to boot it the character select screen, again I had to fucking shuffle into the living room and I had left over chinese.
My wife is still mad, Going to tell her to get me some coffee.
hahaha
wonder where the guy biting all the bait from the last thread went
>>260293141
TOO BIG TO BATTLE?
NOPE
RIDLEY ENTERS THE BRAWL
>>260293141
0.5/10 don't even care
>>260293421
so are you lying to us or not?
Sounds like "Luigi" ...
>>260293141
>>260293460
No lies here, I honestly hope I don't get caught.
Any more questions?
>>260293141
RIDLEYFAGS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>260293460
>after all this, Ridleyfags are still hopeful
You will never cease to amaze me
Okay, fine, I got another recording, here it is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I8j3JFPRUU
>>260293523
I told you the announcer says it weird.
>>260293560
You really expect us to believe your insult.
>>260293586
TOO BASED OR TOO BIG?
PROBABLY THE FORMER
RIDLEY FLIES IN
>>260293586
I wish I knew how to separate lyrics from music.
The vocaroo says Free for all, followed by sounds of Large Father choking on his trap wifes dick
>>260293460
>>260293586
I was pleasantly surprised
>>260293586
how about you put up another audio file of the same thing, without you fucking choking to death over the supposed "Ridley" announcement.
>>260293586
Watch as Ridleyfags still hold up hope even after this
RIDLEYFAGS CAN >pic related
Do you guys want more proof of something I can get the results screen if you need more proof.
>>260293756
It was a wanton.
Seriously anymore questions cause I've gotten past my sleepy threshold.
>>260293643
>Keeping up the persona, even after trolling everyone, myself included
Absolutely next level
>>260293697
There's a vocals-only version of every song in the game's files. They often have guitar solos included, though (if you listen closely at LOSING MY IDENTITY in that song you can hear the end of one)
>>260293797
>ridleyfags still clutching straws even now
man you really fooled us. and here we were thinking you were actually going to provide proof of something that doesn't exist. hoo-whee. i for one am completely furious about being rused.
i'm actually confused as to why people even do this. i don't think a single person in this thread believed you for a second. you're getting satisfaction out of... getting random people to play along with your stupid joke? i really don't get it.not even butthurt, just really want to know.
>>260293831
thats not even our largefather
>>260293861
>Do you guys want more proof of something I can get the results screen if you need more proof.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING WAITING FOR?
>>260293141
>>260293586
Is there a youtube vid of this
>>260293861
Give us something. Maybe you can redeem yourself, if not then get the fuck out.
>>260293861
GET THAT FUCKING RESULTS SCREEN
>>260293586
i hope you guys realize this is a different large father
please don't be this stupid
>>260293861
Sure, results screen, please
>>260293919
Well it's up to you guys, everyone seems to think I'm fucking around, if you guys don't want more then I'll go sleep on the couch.
>>260293973
Well what more proof do you need?
>>260293983
>>260293996
Alrighty, hold up, my fucking back pain is acting up.
>>260294042
>having back pain with pain
jesus
>>260293586
YOU RUSTLED THE RIDLEYFAGS
NOW ITS TIME TO SEX UP ZERO SUIT SAMUS
LARGE FATHER IS READY TO FUCK!
>Ridleyfags still asking for more
I'm loving this thread
Quit bumping a ruse so it can die peacefully, Ridlers
>>260294042
We need to see or hear something that isn't obviously messed with. That sound of you choking on a wanton doesn't make us believe you.
>>260293919
>>260293973
>>260294042At least use proxies to make it less obvious.On a scale of 1 to 10, how bored are you right now?
>>260293586
You do know this isn't me correct?
>>260294215
Yes, now post screen result without caring about people around here
>>260294170
I know, fucking I didn't think the mic would pic it up, fucking I had a muscle spasm and ti made me fucking hack up my wonton.
My body is fucking old.
>>260294210
for you
>>260294215
nobody cares
we all have nothing better to do
>>260294210
You really think I'm samefagging? I'm just as annoyed as you for this shit.
YOU ARE ALL BEING RUSED, ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
HE'S TAKING THE PISS AND NONE OF YOU SEE THIS?
>>260294215
If I'd known it would confuse people that much, I would have used a different name.
>>260294215
alright, now post the same audio clip, only without you choking over it.
>>260294371
>annoyed
Nigger, I'm laughing at how hard he's trying to drag this out.
>tfw u have to sleep on the couch because your wife is pissed off with you recording the names of characters that are too big
>>260294415
You don't get how old he is dude. You willing to suffer for the Rids>
>>260294381
Wait for the final, i bet the result screen will be glorious.
>>260294389
Still I got a laugh out of what you did.
>>260294415
I cannot help it I am sorry for being old as shit.
>>260294498
The couch hurts my back so fucking much, I had to go get my pain pills. I get the good shit.
>>260294647
Yeah, now deliver your coup de grace.
>>260294647
Alright, Big Daddy. I want to trust you so bad. Just post the results screen.
i cant wait to see this piece of shit results screen. the ruse is glorious.
>>260294381
>>260294381
>>260294381
I can't believe this myself tbh
I thought you were gonna actually be cool, Father.
I...
I was a fool...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CkMflrR0dMThis was going to be a joke one and then I actually got into it, how'd I do?
>>260294381
>implying I'm not seeing how much effort he puts into tricking the ridleyfags who believe this shit
ayyy
>>260294892
>>260294784
>>260294771
Have patience, going through a match right now.
I am also waiting for my pill the kick in.
I apologize for going slow, my nerves are all fucked up so I need to wait a while till my pill kicks in..
So if I talk a while, be warned my wife is still yelling at me for keeping her up, I really hope she doesn't start arguing me when I set up the audio equipment.
>>260295074
>my wife my wife my wife
you should get ridley her
What were the big surprise character reveals for Brawl when it came out? Wario was pretty cool... I can't remember what else.
Melee had fucking Bowser and Mewtwo. This roster just doesn't have anything that screams FUCK YES!
>>260295159
Mega Man
Ridley
>>260295074
We'll wait, but after this, if you betray us. We're out. You could have your name praised or spit on.
>>260295159
Snake
ZSS
R.O.B.
Sonic (That was a funny day)
>>260295074
>Cumbersome Papa is technoilliterate and his marriage is failing because he'stoo big.
>>260295159
Snake and Sonic
>>260295159
>What were the big surprise character reveals for Brawl when it came out?
Uh, gee, I dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ueUMld-7VM
>>260295229
quit samefagging gaylord
I can't ascertain whether this is one guy samefagging or a bunch of delusion-ridden Ridleytards
>>260295343
Giantdad literally proved several times that he isn't samefagging. I was the fucking Yuri Lowell guy from last thread.
>>260295435
Seems like a mix of both.
>>260295159
Sonic. Holy fuck the shitstorm. Every thread was about Sonic.
>>260295437
So, like, what do you get out of pretending to be retarded?
>>260295268
>Brawl was announced eight years ago
All these delays.
>Oh next door neighbors dog just barked. Wife's pretty mad gotta go silence it.
>Reply to 3 comments.
Come on big papa.
>>260295159
I gave up 4chan and playing WoW the year brawl came out because I was in my last year of high school and wanted to do well.
I missed all those funny and cool threads :(
>>260295242
The lore thickens.
>>260295603
>the original Smash is 15 years old
>>260295586
The same reason that you post a gif of an adorable pig.
Btw, BigDaddy, Chosen Undead when?
>no ice climbers
Confirmed fake
>>260295756
>posts Namco characters for Smash
>doesn't post the best one
>>260295992
If only yo.
Ridley is not in smash you professional semen eater
>>260295074
Now we're just waiting for you
>>260295074
Oh take your time and prepare that magnificent proof that people will debate on 17 days.
>>260295159
For me, I was fucking excited to see Ike.
Best thread.
Did the old fart die?
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>260297204
He is photoshopping ridley, let him time.
>>260297381
I wish I could photoshop sound.
>>260297512
Nah he's posting the "results screen" now
But I think he's completely fucked off now
>>260297550
May he rest for he was a great baiter.
>>260295074
WHERE ARE YOU?
>>260298142
i think his wife was told by sakurai to kill him if she wants sakurai's babies
In other news, there is a nintendo direct tomorrow, who will deliver first?
>>260298440
That was a fake tweet, no direct tomorrow
>>260298575
So what is this? http://www.nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/20140829/index.html
>>260298686
>http://www.nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/20140829/index.html
Oh shit
Disregard that I suck cocks
>>260298757
Why did you think it was a fake tweet?
>>260298824
It was tweeted by NintendoAmerico not America
http://www.chinatopix.com/articles/7926/20140826/3ds-nintendo.htm
>>260298686
I can't brain properly, is that 24 hours from now?
>>260298883
Heh, here's the japan one https://twitter.com/Nintendo/status/504948327532617728
>>260298904
Yes.
>>260298686
It's Japan only, no Smash
>>260299014
Yeah we've had this before
Jap only Direct had nothing to do with Smash, just 10 copy-paste RPGs
>>260299014
We'll see.
>>260298317
ebin
>>260299123
It's not on the American site or their official Twitter, there's no Smash
>>260299352
They ALWAYS announce the American directs at the last minute. Don't you worry.
Alright, Is everyone here.
Are you ready?
Tell me now before we proceed.
>>260299632
Go for it.
>>260299632
Lol oh wow, hello there
>>260299632
Ready sir.
>>260299632
Ready captain
>>260299585
I hope you're right
Tired of this drip feeding of official Smash info
>>260299632
Do it
>>260299632
reporting for duty
>>260299632
get on with it
What was today's update about with the Miis?
>>260299981
You can customize them before entering a fight.
>>260299981
More useless menu shit, like this week's other updates
>>260300071
Cool, thanks!
>>260293586
I like it.
>>260299981
ESHOP
Things sure are happening.
So large father sn't going to show up huh
different tripfag large father will win the day
>>260299632
Still here.
>>260299632
Fuck you
>>260300874
You are so obvious
prepare for disappointment
>>260301658
But there's nothing to prepare for.
>>260302052
Exactly
>>260299632
FATHER PLEASE
IT'S HAPPENING
>>260299632
YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT
STOP PLAYING WITH PEOPLE'S HEARTS
IT'S HURTFUL AND IT'S MEAN
He could have done a good photoshop at least
>>260299784
>>260299661
>>260299697
>>260299741
>>260299784
>>260299786
>>260299903
>>260301353
>>260301574
>>260302214
>>260302115
>>260302294
>>260302794
Did ya miss me?had to rerecord and managed to get my wife to play with me to calm her pussy down
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HiPej1KaF8
>>260299632
50 fucking minutes later...
Must we endure night after night of autistic 'leakers' hijacking threads until this game is released?
>>260303650
Thanks.
>>260303650
Amazing.
>>260303650
Anti-Ridleyfags BTFO
Anti-Ridleyfags BTFO
Anti-Ridleyfags BTFO
Anti-Ridleyfags BTFO
Anti-Ridleyfags BTFO
>>260303650
>>260303650
>FUCKING MUSIC FROM N64
>THAT ANNOUNCER
Not even mad, I'm laughing hysterically
>>260303884
It isn't funny in the slightest.
>>260303650
This sounds convincing!
>>260303650
is-is it real? DID IT HAPPEN? thank you father
>>260303884
Smash 4 does have that theme anon
>>260303724
>>260303750
>>260303792
>>260303845
>>260303884
>>260303968
>>260303985
I apologize if the quality is wonky, fucking I tired getting near the TV and then I shuffled around a bit, so I'm sorry if shit sounds weird.
I told you assholes to wait for me, I needed my pain pill to kick in and I felt bad for waking up my old lady.
>>260303650
And now, could you record Ridley's voice?
>>260304070
father don't call me an asshole, i've been a good child
>>260304070
>>260303650
>anybody ACTUALLY believing this
are ridley fags really this desperate? or am i being rused?
>>260303650
Sounds gay though.
I like it.
>>260304070
>>260304125
>>260304158
>>260304282
>>260304282
What will you do when he is confirmed?
No pics?
>>260304282
But it's real, anon.
>>260304070
Filtered
>>260294962
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CkMflrR0dM
I like it, Anon. It's pretty
:3
>>260304070
I like how it's clonky till 0:08, you're a good baiter.
>>260304070
how bout that promised screeny? but you won't do it because you're shitting on our hearts
>>260304125
Yeah, I can do that.
let me get more coffee.
>>260304354
Then I'll be happy for ridley fags. Another Metroid rep is fine by me. But anybody actually believing this is real baffles me. The voice is clearly different from the actual announcer.
>>260303650
That voice has clearly gone through a voice changer. Nice try.
>>260304554
I'm ready.
>>260304546
>>260304629
Not my fault my fucking mic is shit, it's not even a proper mic, you fucking try using some shitty headset mic to try and pick up audio from your tv without it sounding like ass.
I've been meaning to get a new one actually, don't know if I should get a desktop mic.
>>260304771
>tv
Wait, do you pretend to have the Wii U version of the game?
>>260289056
I remember the time somebody got the Brawl announcer to read off various characters' names (such as Ridley and Micaiah).
>>260304771
how about you record footage and upload it to mediafire or something?
>>260304554
This is gonna be good
>>260303650
Nice try, here's what the real announcer sounds like. http://youtu.be/rijQQ7i0Gpc?t=2m4s
>>260305296
>Wii U
It's the 3DS version, faggot.
>>260305296
>implying there aren't multiple announcers
but yeah im calling fake
>>260305226
He can't because the footage would be recognized he said.
Seeing how people don't trust him here, he could announce the entire roster, make videos of it and still not be belived.
>>260305226
So they can find out who is leaking what? Look I would, but I honestly can't.
I'm going to get my shit pushed in if I do that you know. Going to have to butter me up if you want that.
Anyway Ridley screeches are coming your way. I honestly wish they gave him a voice.
>>260305358
>thinking the Wii U and 3ds versions are gonna have different announcers
Are you retarded?
>>260305516
And after that a last one at the character screen where you would pick other characters and Ridley at the end, no fucking one will debate you after that.
This nigga is playing ya'll like a fiddle. Aint gona deliver. Trust me.
>>260305358
Try again, faggot. Same voice as Wii U http://youtu.be/YwCZKzGvlXw?t=2m10s
>>260305782
LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
ITT: Some faggot desperately tries to ruse poor ridley fags
Who is the dude next to Pac-Man? Is that even a dude? Fucking Japan.
>>260306324
That's She-Hulk from MVC3
>>260306324
It's Shulk.
>>260293141
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AbZQoLQb0h
Wow that's so funny lmao
>>260304070
one question. why did you go through all of this instead of just taking a picture of ridley? or even better. record him on video?
>>260288376
Who is the beetle guy? 3rd row, 2nd from right.
>>260307041
His job.
>>260307041
ANSWER THIS DADDY
>>260307154
Betaknight
>>260307154
A broken guy
>>260307041
Because he's lying, silly anon.
>>260307041
Cause I said it before in the previous thread, I do not wish to be recognized in any way shape or form.
Specially because I do not have the 3ds version so it's a bit harder to try and hide my shit.
I have a semi recent build of the game, I'm a debugger so I make sure the game doesn't have any game breaking glitches, like that black hole glitch in melee/brawl. So I usually report back my findings, etc.
Though there's more than just me obviously, some of whom I happened to invite over my house. I don't know if I can trust them enough to not fucking spill the beans on me and then poof, no job and then my wife will make me permanently sleep on the couch.
Shit I'd fucking fling my dick all over my wii U with ridley clapping but It's a pretty big risk.Though its cool looking at shit that's been cut it's fucking sweet checking it out
>>260307534
Just post that fucking vocaroo so I can be disappointed even more.
>>260307534
how could someone recognize you if you just take a picture / video of the source material? youre not supposed to record your living room for gods sake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsfhADiaP5E
Thread theme
someone want to tell me what's going on in this thread
>>260308031
OP has wife issues and is sharing his life story with us is what's going on.
This thread is still up ?
My god ridleyfag and this attention whore faggot really are in denial...
>>260308128
oh
any vidya involved
UNBELIEVABLE THIS THREAD IS STILL UP
YOU GUYS ARE MESSING ABOUT RIGHT?
>>260303650
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S WORSE THAN THE FIRST TIME
AND PEOPLE ARE STILL ASKING FOR VERIFICATION.
I'M GONNA DIE
>>260308240
The only thing vidya related is OP doing
>>260307534
>Shit I'd fucking fling my dick all over my wii U with ridley clapping but It's a pretty big risk.
with his Wii U.
>>260303650
How can anyone believe this fucking voice is real ? It's obvious the guy modified his voice for this shit, it sounds so unpro.
>>260308349
>>260308726
It's not even related to the E3 build, did you not read my other post?
This build still has old audio with some other mechanics added, full roster and functionality somewhat with debugging tools.
The fact you're seriously trying to cherry pick now is pretty sad, Oh well It's okay for you to be in denial, not to be rude or anything but you seem extremely insecure judging by your post.
Anyway, there's other audio nuances that I laugh at myself when trying to fix shit up. It still has the old audio of how the announce used to pronounce Greninja, Mega Man, Mach Rider, Dr. Mario, Luigi, DK, Diddy and Rosalina & Luma.
Keep crying though, you're not going to make me jeopardize my comfy job. You should apologize for being so insufferable.
And for everyone waiting on Ridley audio I'll be going through sound test and record some shit.
>>260309227
Dude I WANT ridley in smash, but this shit aint real
>>260309227
Dude, just stop.
I know Ridley is in SSB4 already, and I didn't need this thread to know about it, so just stop, it's getting ridiculous.
>>260309227
>everyone
I think it's just me who asked it.
But do that, for I am the only one who trust you here.
>>260309227
Kekekekekekekeekekekek
>>260309478
>>260309476
>>260309440
>>260309289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tHUSBC-mc
>>260309227
You're pathetic. Your flimsy ass excuses and lack of any hard proof are getting you nowhere.
So um, what the fuck is going on here?
>>260309874
Guy is really dedicated to fucking with people.
>>260309476
Well at least someone does.
Again not my fault about the audio, I do not work in the audio department, interesting note though when the announcer says Ridley when winning a match that's a recent take of the line whereas the previous line is fucking super old.
Don't know why they gave the game to me like this but it's interesting, lots of cut audio too I found during debug.
>>260309289
>>260309440
>>260309478
Sounds like none of you bothered reading my post.
>>260309638
You seem very angry, like manlet angry.
I'm going to assume you weren't in the other thread when I was answering questions and confirming suspicious and such, which I'm sure some anons capped it, I knew the guy who came here before an leaked from the 3ds version.
Hes gonna come back in a couple days before launch to tease you guys more since he didn't get 'sued' yet, they're like in the midst of figuring out what to do with the poor sap.
I for one do not want to end up like him, as you can see he made the mistake of leaking footage to YouTube like a dolt leaving traces, I am not an idiot therefore I'm not going to leave a huge ass crumb line to my person.
Don't want to believe it? That's fine, don't need to cram your diaper with more of your feces to the point it's leaking out and then Daddy has to change you.
Now I get what he meant when he called the majority of /v/ 'touched'.
>>260310068
>It means so much to me if you think I'm telling the truth
http://i.4cdn.org/f/giant_robot_car.swf
this whole thread
>>260310068
>I knew the guy who came here before an leaked from the 3ds version.
>Hes gonna come back in a couple days before launch to tease you guys more since he didn't get 'sued' yet
How he is not sued yet?
>>260310068
another interesting thing i just realized.
you do not want to get recognized,
yet to tell us that you're old as fuck. a hairy grown man and that you have a wife.
but you're too affraid to show us a single pic or recording of your screen.
because simple screens can be recognizes very easily, right?
>>260310368
Has something to do with the amount of days between the accusation and whether or not Nintendo will follow through.
Basically he has a couple days before he hears from them, I feel bad for him, didn't talk to him often but shit sucks they managed to trace it all back to him. If you ask me he forgot who he was when dumping info and gave into peer pressure and forgot to take the needed precautions before dumping those videos on YouTube, I know he dumped them on another site before hand, but YouTube was the nail in the coffin.
I bet you 10 dollars he used his gmail that's in use with NoA.
>>260310068
>projecting this hard
>>260310613
>I know he dumped them on another site before hand
Which site?
>>260310603
>yet to tell us that you're old as fuck. a hairy grown man and that you have a wife.
You've described almost every man on the planet.
Not only that I've invited some coworkers for beers at my place, I got a huge ass TV with my beloved knick knacks in front of it, they'd know who I am and probably rat me out.
Cause I will tell you this, some people in my department are not trust worthy what so ever and act like elitist man children. Do not get me started on the woman who work here, they are just so, what's the word, they're posers if you will.
Again I'll see what I can do about footage, I've noticed the previous guy's mistakesSince I was in the thread when he started dumping since he told me before hand he stopped giving a fuck
>>260310960
I honestly cannot remember, I think it either started with a T or an N.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he uploaded it to a porn site, he seems like the type who'd do that mind you.
I do know for sure people know the site I'm talking about.
STOP GIVING THIS FATASS ATTENTION
NO LIFE, NO WIFE, NO KNIFE, RIFE WITH STRIFE
THREAD'S OVER
>>260311140
We approch of the end, do you need an another thread or will you deliver soon on these Ridley's sounds?
this 5CONFIRMED
>>260311261
Nice projection, you know its because of man-children like you I'm not purposely going to withhold any more audio, since I was going to share some cut files I managed to restore.
QQ more.
>>260311349
Another thread, if you have any caps of my previous posts when I answer questions, feel free to dump them and cap the posts I've made recently explaining why certain audio keys sound different, etc.
Cause of the anti-fags I'm enjoying myself watching them to make up bullshit on every turn.
>>260311140
>knick knacks in front of it
Unless you got fucking boulders in front of your tv, i don't see why you can't just move them out of the way and just take a picture of the screen
ITT lies
>>260311467
Sorry, the 5 is mine.
>>260311552
There's also the unique tv stand I got with the knick knacks in it with my consoles, etc.
I'll see if I can move them I guess.
>>260311781
we dont need your glorious golden unique tv stand with diamonds on it. im sure you'll find an angle where you only show us your screen, and if you cant, just edit the frame out with MS Paint, its not that hard.
>>260311494
>>260311781
Well your other thread where you did answer is here >>260262397
You want a new thread on /v/ or /vg/?
Top level samefagging lmao
>>260311947
We can keep it on /v/ for now.
>>260311945
Yeah I wish it was golden, it's just a particular shape, I remember when I invited some of the guys over this one prick kept eying my set up hard.
He's like a stereotype of nintendo babies, extremely embarrassing. I still don't get how people like that get hired, but I'm sure you've seen plenty at the tree house event.
>I called him Large Father in Playstation All-Stars
>>260312215
Here you go : >>260312976
>>260312215
Sorry only came across this thread now, what proof do you have that you actually have the game? So far I've seen nothing.
>>260313669
It's in the previous thread here >>260262397
It's fine. I confirmed a couple interesting characters too.
>>260313885
>No proof
top 2 on miiverse smash community, hilarious
>wanting to spoil a game's entire roster before release
Do you even fun?
>it was bullshit the whole time
>>260317328
WELL GEE ANON WHAT DID YOU THINK
>that vocaroo
I couldn't help but laugh. Seriously, this is some top-tier bait.
>>260318505
The Shadow announcement trailer was better.
>>260289465
>memeian
piss off
>>260316067
noice