Console Peasants CONFIRMED
>Linking directly to Kotaku
How many guys, anon?
Anon, how many guys?
Oh great I can't wait for all the console peasants to flood Vanu and drive around in Fagriders all day long
Oh, shit, he said it live in front of an audience. I thought it was just on the internet. That's so based.
I don't have the tl;dr thing
but, tl;dr Zoe Quinn, maker of depression quest, is a huge lying and cheating slut
http://thezoepost wordpress com/2014/08/16/tldr/
>tfw all PC games are trash, so any getting ported to consoles means nothing
>you're a game's "journalist"
>this indie developer come up to you
>"Anon, I'll fuck you if you give my game a good score."
Pic related. She's the one that's been fucking for a good Metacritic.
I'd fuck her, then give the game an honest review, which would be calling it shit.
Then I'd go back and try to fuck her again.
Blue hair gets me going
Tell her that I'll out her in one of my incendiary blog po-, uh, Kotaku articles if she doesn't make with the goods?
I don't know, I'd probably tell her to fuck off then go fap in a corner.
You're a moron.
1. Quoting something doesn't mean you agree with it. They've clearly taken it as an insult, so they don't understand the joke/meme behind it.
2. "Console peasant" and "PC master race" have gone beyond /v/'s bounds long ago.
If anything Higby is the /v/irgin, but it's more likely he's just a Redditurd.
Use your fucking brain.
And this, my friends, is why you never date gamer girls, girls with colored hair, or any other fucked-in-the-head attention whore. I did this dance with a chick for 3 years and this guys story is eerily similar to mine.
>All that blasted ass in the comments
It was worth looking at Kotaku with ad block on and scripts disabled for once
I'm reading the website the source was linked to and he blurs out a "secret" that he knew about but doesn't want the general public to know. Can someone post of picture of this whore, I'm pretty sure she is a post-op tranny
my gamer girlfriend likes to dye her hair, but at least not blatantly retarded colors
I tell her her original hair color looks fine, but she won't stop doing it
why does she do it?
Thankfully she won't ever cheat on me because she's not insane, though.
Attention plain and simple ,she lacks personality and needs to do something to become noticed ,
Its very common in the girl gamer scence ,I could write you a paper on how the majority of "girl gamers" are just fakes but I degrass
I'd tell her to suck my dick a few times on camera, and then write whatever review I actually wanted to write.
I'm tell her ambiguous shit like "I will give you a great review" and then after I trashed her shit I could just say "in my opinion, the only way to make a great review is to be honest".
She'd be on camera willingly (and hopefully violently) sucking my cock and eating my spooge so she could not cry rape, and she could not claim that I owed her anything specific.
I fucking love blowjobs from people who are trying to use sex as a tool to get something that they want, and they're trying their hardest to make me jizz asap because they don't actually want anything to do with me. It's one of the greatest things in life imo.
>anon said if I didn't do these things he would rate my game poorly and get all his friends to do the same . I'm just a poor girl journalist in a boy journalist world ;(
>Thankfully she won't ever cheat on me because she's not insane, though.
That's what I thought, too. These types of women are good at hiding it.
If there is one lesson from this guys story I have to emphasize, it's ALWAYS trust your gut, and never trust a womans words. Never brush off a suspicion because "She would never, could never, will never X". Use your brain, do some research, if you think something is wrong, that's because it probably is.
>girlfriend plays games
>dyes her hair all the time
>recently settled on platinum blonde
>tell her she looks hot
>cuts her hair short
>jesus christ muh dick
She has some mental health issues, but it was mostly depression and that was a long time ago.
We've been dating for a few months now, knew her for 2 or 3 years. Love the shit out of her
This is the same woman that faked a raid by Wizardchan to promote herself.
She threw genuinely depressed and suicidal people under the bus so her game could be Greenlit on Steam, which it was shortly after the fake controversy.
I remember that conference
>she probably would've fucked klepek if he wasn't such a beta
>Being this pathetic
I dont know where I fall on the scale of types, alpha, beta, omega, etc.
But I wish /v/ had more people like me, none of this >tfw no gf or >tfw virgin bulshit.
Never had a gf and a virgin, but I dont give a fuck and dont persue women or sex.
Maybe I have a mental problem, becuase I wouldn honestly rather play vidya or post on 4chan instead of actually making an effort to socialize or get laid. Maybe I am asexual, but some 2d shit gives me a boner so who knows.
My point is
>Still caring about sex
Depends on how you interact with her.
>Download porn game or erotic material
That would be the closest you could get. Unless you had a daki/doll of her and regularly used a fleshlight without cleaning it. Would be horrible for your dick.
I want to congratulate this woman. I am always, ALWAYS grateful for people who are always liberal, batshit tumblr user, to mark themselves in a way that makes it obvious to stay the fuck away. For women this usually manifests in hair dyed an un-natural colour like blue, green, pink or some weird shade of red.
I wish more people tagged themselves so I know not to bother.
>The closer you get to 30, the harder it gets.
21 I feel fine. Well aside from being a neet with severe anxiety. I need to see a hypnotherapist.
>I've considered stuff way more pathetic than fucking people on /v/
I think it's long again. Every time I see her with her BF I cringe, he's some tiny little hispanic guy.
>tfw you aren't lifting her up on nightly and gently settling her down onto your cock
I hate how the whole thing can be disregarded only because the guy is the most butthurt I've seen a blogger be in my life.
If he had only shown proof and facts instead of trying to be a funny writer this would have blown up.
TLDR Zoe Quinn, a rabid feminist SJW GAMUR GIRL who made a shitty non-game called Depression Quest, just got outed for BRIBING THE MEDIA INTO LIKING HER SHITTY NON-GAME WITH HER VAGINA BY cheating on her boyfriend with 5 other guys, including Kotaku staff members who defended her online and reviewed her game and HER MARRIED BOSS. She is a manipulative liar and a sociopath.
UPDATE: BRANDON'S WIFE (maybe) FOUND:
"FOUND BRADONS WIFE
>with my French wife, who is French
BONUS POINTS: http://kc-vidya-rants.tumblr.com/post/95004433478/zoe-quinns-kotaku-staff-cheating-scandal-and-how-she
also, pic is related, the 5 guys she boned
What she did was shitty. But he legitimately knows she's crazy. She didn't do this from any position of calculated logic. She's crazy so who cares? Not like you want to spend the rest of your life with that anyway. It's just hard to read because he just can't fuckin move on.
I don't think you understood my post, I agree, I don't want the chick to be punished because she's insane, I just want the Kotaku boss to lose his fucking job and everyone with wives to lose them for being scumbags, they don't have that excuse.
Fucking hell. Gaming Journalism everyone.
>Date a SJW
>Be surprised when they're degenerate scum
This faggot got what he deserved.
Why is it that everyone in modern gaming industry looks like a bunch of faggots and/or tools?
Where is my olden days Carmack and Romero type people?
So who looks worst /v/?
Kyle gets my vote for having 2 seperate hair colours, one being un-natural.
But Robin reminds me of a chicken so maybe he should get my vote for worst looking.
Console peasants are shackled to their console like the exclusives are. They feel that they need the console. Without it they won't have exclusives anymore! They can't think beyond themselves for just a second and see that this shit is toxic jewish mindtricks. They are shackling you in with these anti consumer policies and monthly fees, you need those exclusives don't you?
Sony and xbox team are so gracious for granting you access to these exclusives! They make such amazing hardware and treat me so well! God, these privilages are great! - Shit eating console peasant
You can't see that you have a choice, you can end these consoles reign of cancer. You saw it first hand with xbone. They thought these console peasants were stupid enough that they could speed up their plans. But their carelessness shook the console playerbase to their core. Those horrible things xbone wanted for you are still coming though, xbone isn't dead yet because of "muh exclusives me buy now" mentalities. You must consider what you are promoting when you buy a console.
Fuck Gabe Newell.
Matthew Higby is literally the god of PC gaming.
>just a tiny joke
>Some people in the audience laugh
>Kotaku catches wind
>HOLY SHIT IT'S FINISHED A COMPANY JUST MADE A HARMFUL INSULT TO THE SONY COMMUNITY. THIS IS GOING TO RUIN THE SALES NUMBERS FOR A F2P GAME.
Matt Higby is probably one of my favorite developers even if Planetside 2 is barely a sequel when you compare it to the original.
He lurks in the /vg/ threads even though they frequently call his co-worker/good friend racial slurs. Dunno what to make of it.
Not him, but the art shit came more from pretentious hipsters already here trying to validate themselves. And the gaming media, trying tp validate themselves and hope someone will take them seriously.
They arent paid shills, they are refined critics, pioneers of a new medium, and just misunderstood by everyone.
Even Hollywood laughs at videogames. Thats why people are so desperate to push shit like Gone Home as deep. Instead, it just makes us look more childish.
But the fags from art schools dont aways use vidya. Art has lost all meaning, so vidya is no longer needed.
Art is dead.
>That guy who made that console peasant joke
Was that Quentin Tarantino? They both sound like they're on crack.
In that people will always be drawing pictures to go along with stories or to flesh out a design for some comic, game or movie. Or just for fun.
Illustrators and concept artists are indispensable these days.
Art can suck my dick, though.
I bet if someone cut a hole in the Mona Lisa's mouth and used it to get themselves off, the art world would split down the middle over whther it was a travesty or a brilliant piece of performance art.
>Bloodborne on PC comfirmed.
You wish for it PC friend.
Well, yeah. Some of it's still shit, but the ratio of good to bad is fine. Maybe in the future, people will say the same thing about the art of the early 21st century because only the absolute best will be remembered.
Is it a picture or a caricature?
Nice to hear there are still good artists if its a picture.
With a print they wouldnt care.
Reminds me of that old gif of a black guy sticking his dick though an image of hitler, through his mouth and having a blonde white girl suck him off.
I am neutral towards the nazis. I just hated it because say what you want about Hitler, he did a lot and changed the world. I just hate people who think they are above others when they clearly arent. None of those people will be on par with Hitler, or have their own rule about him being mentioned online.
Like all things, 99% is shit (I cant remember the rule for this).
Luckily time is a loving thing, and mercifully removes all the terrible ones... Usually, some nice stuff gets lost too. Shame Abstract art is still a thing, and some of it's shitty works remembered more than good paintings.
It's pretty obvious Higby just said it to try and get some cred with the PC gamers who've been leaving the game in droves since there's been no significant improvements to the game in ages, in part due to SOE shifting all their workers to the console port. It may seem like he's a good guy because of this but it's literally just a PR move, he's the same fuckwit he's always been.
Would totally fugg. These edgy girls give the best sex.
>mfw no more "Btw my first bf raped me when I was 14 yo", chubby and suicidal, got-me-into-BDSM cunt of a gf
The difference being, Bloodborne is being developed by a Sony studio. Demons' Souls is still a Playstation exclusive, last time I checked.
Dead Rising is being released on PC because Microsoft, and the others are third party.
I had a gf for 7 months who basically worshipped me like a god, then I broke it off because I did not care about her. I'm not saying this to brag, as I was a pathetic virgin my whole life and somehow this girl liked me, it was bewildering.
I don't see why people make a big deal over cheating though. Just gives you an excuse to leave them. I'd rather play vidya 7 nights out of the week than have sex anymore. And once you don't care about sex, women become so pointless.
Jesus Christ. This effeminate bunch of uber faggots can get pussy and here I am, a 25 year old virgin. Fuck this gay Earth. I hope this slut's game is removed from Steam and she gets sued for everything she's worth. She deserves to die in reality, but that's sadly not the world we live in.
Destruction and rebirth is the way every single thing in the universe works.
This whole rise in degeneracy isn't anything special, happened with many other societies in the past, which then gave birth to kike gassers.
That's also pathetic. What's not pathetic is being a virgin by your own choice, I've had several girls after me but I have declined all their offers since I want to stay pure. They have also been a bit weird.
>NEVER EVER DRAGON'S DOGMA
>NEVER EVER RED DEAD REDEMPTION
>NEVER EVER DEMON'S SOULS
>NEVER EVER BAYONETTA
>NEVER EVER HALO3
No it won't, It's funded by Sony and being co-developed internally by Japan Studio, which is one of their internal PlayStation devs. First party exclusive. There is zero chance of a PC version ever happening.
It's not dead, but it's not truly alive. I dunno about the other servers but the east coast one regularly hits cont pop lock during peak times, and the west coast server is even more populated.
>mfw /v/ likes maggie too
ps2g always tells me i'm a loser with no standards ._.
>the fact that game is released on different console is problem for me
You know who only have problem? PCfats
Rape and blackmail are both really bad legal offenses - and blackmail is far easier to prove (as you'd be proving it yourself by 'going public' with it') and will still net you around 25 years in prison and a massive fee.
Your idea is stupid, please don't ever try it in real life in any scenario with anybody. At least with false rape charges there'd be no evidence because it didn't happen (she consented), just a bunch of SJWs yelling at the judge over the internet which wouldn't change anything.
>He lurks in the /vg/ threads even though they frequently call his co-worker/good friend racial slurs. Dunno what to make of it.
T-Ray is a nigger who ruined the entire art direction of the game in favor of making everything grey, gold and god-awfully optimized.
I'd make her put on a dinosaur mask and pretend to be a triceratops, then I'd shove eggs up her ass and make her give birth to the eggs. Then I'd make her take the broom and pretend to clean the floors while making dinosaur noises
>paying to have more games is bad
>paying to have more pixels in the SAME games is good
>either pay $900 for a couple of exclusives with inferior hardware or $900 for loads of exclusives with infinitely superior hardware
Gee, what a conundrum.
>wut r u poor?
No, I'm just smart with my money and know a bad investment when I see it.
>PS2 is dying, SOE is laying off people left and right, the whole company is a corrupt shitbag where the oldest employees stay and everyone else is expendable
>meanwhile Higgs drives a Porsche and his nigger friend bought another Mercedes
DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES
THIS MAN IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
Makes me glad my server isn't so cancerous.
Most of the time it's all "LOL YOU HAVE ALL THOSE MAXES AND YOU GOT PUSHED BACK?" and "YOU EVEN HAD HIGHEST POP!"
Your server might be, you just don't know it. That pic is from Beta, where it was US East 1/2/3 and US West 1/2/3. Then they all got renamed and then renamed again at launch and then merged a few times.
Chat hasn't seemed so bad these last couple months.
What server are you on?
I was a Watersonite and it was usually pretty quiet, even after the Jaeger merge. Since getting mushed in with Mattherson though everyone is a whiny baby who just found his first book of naughty words and by god he's gonna type them all into chat if it takes all day.
>captcha: coat inletSOE
>Pay 900$ for exclusives
Like what? 99% of PC gaming can be playable on 200$ desktop I already have. Meanwhile I'm getting all superior japanese games you will never get. You just make a bad business mate.
And hey Doomzzg
I didn't know people from /v/ work at SOE
Believe or not, Some girls really like playing with their hair. Does she just dye it colors or does she also greatly change her style in general. Does she ask you how it looks when she does it?
Higby is frequent on /vg/, even drops codes for weapons and decals from time to time.
Quinn is also interested in body modification, and has implanted a chip in the back of her hand that contains the game Deus Ex, in addition to having a magnetic implant in her left ring finger.
god dman, just picked this game up again after a few months break, loving hossin
>assaulting some base, timer runs to zero
>chilling in the spawn room, checking out the new guns they added
>some dude in a galaxy lands outside, nobody seems to be getting in
>figure I might as well
>cruise around for a bit, and we get attacked by some sundies
some gunners bail out of the gal, so I hop in the gunner seat
>we land as a sundy is shooting at us
>some guy gets out, puts like 4 mines under the sundy
>hops back in
>we take off and I shoot the mines, sundie dies explosively
>some guy locks on to our gal with a rocket
jump out and try to kill him before he fires, gal is at low health cause sundies
>shoot him in the face half a second after he fires
>I watch as the brave vanu die in a fiery galaxy explosion
It was a hell of a lot of fun, I kind of regret dropping it for so long
That's a convincing shoop, but we've seen enough of her skin to know that's not her.
I was on that thread and the Hotline Miami one at the same time, I was laughing so hard
But if you have money who in a position like those fags were any guy can get laid. A real man gets in good shape and gets laid for free.
I'm not one of them, but I'm working on it. I don't care if I get laid or not anymore I came from a Christan family and was brainwashed to wanting a wife/partner, but the Internet redpilled me about how western marriage is actually slavery and that 99% of modern woman are trash to their very core.
I heard it from a friend who follows all the planetshit stuff more intensely than I do, including the sub-reddit and all the AMAs the devs do and shit. I never bothered to grill him on the source so I don't know if it's legit, but I've seen enough other shit Higby's done to know he's just the kind of person to do it.
Speaking of Five Guys is it any good? It opened 4 years ago at my place I haven't went there
It must have been a lazy summer.
when she brought the purple armor again to this year's soe live she was wearing this black undersuit thing that made it really lame and boner-reducing
hey, she made the choice to make and wear that buddy
>implying it's not a three-way
Five Guys is gross. They use horrible chemical "American" cheese rather than real cheese. The only reason people like them is they get large quantities of fries and they're fat.
That's the best thing I've seen all day.
Man, if this ends up going widespread, he just single-handedly wasted all the work the team did to port it over to PS4. What a fuckwit.
>getting butthurt over a simple joke
>wanting Dead Rising 3
>wanting GTA V
>wanting Halo 3
Not the guy you were talking to, but should I avoid their MMOs then? tl;dr on my life story I got to play WoW as a kid then something happen and my mom couldn't pay for my WoW account anymore. I'm not in college with a aprt time job but WoW is like a false MMO now, I have been thinking of trying Everquest 1 or 2?
>You will meet a girl who will just be herself in your life
>You will greet her with no implications
>You will both go your separate ways and will never cross again
>Life will go on, to play Video Games
I've come to realize what it means to BE that one Vanu guy.
Yeah but I guarantee you even if PC does get it it'll be another shit port. They have lied through their teeth with every early gameplay video and trailer for every one of their games, yes even Demon's Souls. The early gameplay video for Bloodborne looked even worse than Dark Souls already, which means it's probably going to be pretty shit.
Just wait until it's released for a while before you decide on getting it anon, I don't want to see you get hurt again.
Good to know, noted. Any other companies I should always avoid at all costs? From personal experience I never want to play from a sitty free to play 'game portal' again (Aeria games, NExon, Gpotato) but other than WoW FFIX seems to be the only other pay to play game out there. What happened to MMOs?
That comic is funny because that's always ME. I only derive enjoyment from the game by putting myself, as an infiltrator, in the most absolute fucking impossible situations.
I do it for a few rounds and quit for the day. I wish more people just did that.
They're sadly all pretty terrible other than Blizzard, I really don't know why there's so little competent competition in that space, but SOE's the one that would cross the boundary from simple failure to tragic comedy. I miss Ultima Online circa 1999 so much. It was a buggy pile of shit but mixed in were diamonds.
>Giant battle that has been going on for hours in the same three territories with NC
>Suddenly, a fucking hive of scythes pops out of nowhere and starts harrassing everything.
>He got laid
>You like that he got laid
>Because you hate him
>my gamer girlfriend likes to dye her hair
>she won't stop doing it
>she won't ever cheat on me
>she's not insane
I don't even have to take any of that out of context. You sound as bad as a white knight, and you're going to be in for a real treat when your defenses and validations give her all the room she needs to slip a knife in your back.
Seriously 5 dudes? It sounds unrealistic as fuck
They still get a page impression to add to the tally, which they use as leverage when negotiating rates on ads, so they still benefit from your visit next time they renegotiate with their advertisers.
So the only way really is to just pastebin it or better yet just ignore gawker sites completely.
>even if PC does get it
What part of first party co-development don't you people understand? The only way Sony exclusives will end up on another machine is when they go the way of SEGA.
I haven't owned a Sony console in over 3 generations, so trust me when I say I'm unbiased.
Thats a good way to not alienate your new demographic. Insult them.
Im sure /v/ finds this funny. And it is admittedly. But we can agree ots a poor business tactic and a bit unprofessional.
I know its just vidya, but thousands of people will reading or hearing your words
Seems like a poor time for a joke
I know this is hard to believe, but /v/ is not an accurate representation of most fanbases.
Outside of places like reddit and /v/, that chart is actually surprisingly really accurate.
>mfw pc gamer with no interest in any console exclusives that I've heard of
>PC games are fewer year after year
U wot m8?
There's a new MMO released literally every month.
The context is that Matthew Higby, the lovable retard developer of Planetside 2, is a lovable retard who browses the PS2 general and dresses his dog in an NC uniform.
This explains why the game is so stupid sometimes.
Muh heretic waifu.
Anyone have the version of that picture where she's basically naked since the costume is short and tight?
/ps2g/ here. Higby is a /v/irgin who hangs out in our general all the time. He tweets about it at times and drops codes for sweet guns, decals and station cash at times. This would be a natural slip for him seeing as he spends so much time here.
Purple Everquest costume with fur, like that one except without the tights.
Also, if you have the faux bikini shot, I will love you a long time.
>main work OS is mac
>game with alienware
>browse with chrome
>owns Xbox one, PS4, and Wii U
>get torrents from yify
>download them utorrent
>use steam and origin
>watch movies with VLC
>listen with skullcandy headphones
>enjoy being a cuckold with my GF and some BBC stud
>eat steak well done
>a paying member of 3 anti-gun organisations
>drink light beer
>member of antifa
>would be perfectly fine if my daughter/wife/gf cheating on me with a black men and had an interracial baby
>sympathize with israel
what more does a man need?
>2 bloggers like this
>1 of them is press fart to continue
That fucker is everywhere
OVER THE LINE
I'm creeping all over her facebook page for midriff shots. What the fuck am I doing with my life
God Tier: In-N-Out (fresh as hell, even the buns. Best sauce, great fries)
High Tier: White Castle (unique flavor, greasy, unlike what you can get anywhere else. also onion chips)
The Habit (barbeque sauce, freshness nearing in-n-out)
Mid Tier: Five Guys (>>258406326 exactly like what you could make on a grill for less)
Low Tier: Red Robin, Ruby Tuesday's (muh giant patties, prices)
Joke Tier: Mcdonalds, Burger King (McD for fucking the burger up, BK for fucking everything else up)
The only way to lose virginity is to a virgin. Might sound retarded but its better than fucking some whore using her puss as currency.
He has a right to say that, his division (SOE) has been consistently making more money than Playstation for years now. Higby and Smedley sit in their ivory tower secure in the knowledge that they'll never be canned because they make Sony too much money.
lol, one time during one of their PS2 livestreams on twitch, I asked Higby why he was making mindless entertainment that encourages conflict and division while the world is burning and getting more war-like every day
the chick next to him then looked at him and said, "whoa matt, it looks like you just got hit by a truck."
Many lols for that poignant image.
Le yatze e-celeb joke ;]
Much kek, so laffs
She probably fucked Jon Tron in the failed game jam
hubba luh bubba luh bubba luh boo, aboslewwwt SHET, on dah bachk of a tootsie roll truck waggling his pretty littol chim cham around like a gully wully wogga woo, dis sHET, scraped off the byzantine trolly of a studious sally shovel shanker on the back of a purple pot shitting girAFFE
/cue rock music and collect easy money
le epic maymay trashman reaction image