Console Peasants CONFIRMED http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2014/08/

>>258382008
I bet this causes a shitstorm and people blame white males for being able to afford gaming PCs.

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>Linking directly to Kotaku

>kotaku

I'm not clicking that.

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>>258382008
>Kotaku

>>258382008
Kotaku is throwing smoke all around after the FiveGuysgate.

sage clickbait

>>258382383
FiveGuysgate?

>>258382383
Feel whe no one reported it

>>258382729
Some woman slept with some guys, Kotaku employees among them, to promote a game.

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>>258382008

>Linking directly to kotaku

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>higby

>yfw SOE shitcans this guy

>>258382913
What? This is amazing. Can you throw me a source? I tried just googling fiveguysgate but got complaints about five guys burgers.

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>>258382913
How many guys, anon?

Anon, how many guys?

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>>258383071

>>258382913
>to promote a game.
no, she did it because she's a shameless hussy and it wasn't just kotaku guys that she cheated on her boyfriend with

>>258383220
Two in the front, five in the back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbQQuVoinB4&feature=youtu.be&t=3m22s

Here is the source sans the Gawker media clickbait bullshit.

>>258383127
Don't know. I'd say check the archive for key words, but Denial is gone now.
>This is amazing
No it isn't.

>>258383350
If you're watching the video embedded, go to 3:22

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>>258382913

Is this for real?

>>258383297
I know, that's why I qualified the explanation with
>Kotaku employees among them

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Oh great I can't wait for all the console peasants to flood Vanu and drive around in Fagriders all day long

>>258383127
iirc it was for Depression Quest. She also made a big deal about releasing it on or near Robin Williams death.

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>>258383350
Oh, shit, he said it live in front of an audience. I thought it was just on the internet. That's so based.

>>258382913
FUCKING SAUCE ALREADY

>>258383490
>>258383490
So /v/ says. I dropped into a thread about two hours ago and got the gist of it. If you want corroboration, I'd say man the catalog.

>>258383127
>>258383220
>>258383297
>>258383414
http://thezoepost.wordpress.com/

I don't have the tl;dr thing

but, tl;dr Zoe Quinn, maker of depression quest, is a huge lying and cheating slut

>>258382913
>>258383297
Muh dick

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>>258383490
>>258383127
http://thezoepost wordpress com/2014/08/16/tldr/

>>258383571
>implying they all aren't going to NC because of FREEDOM
>and the strongest sniper rifle

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>tfw all PC games are trash, so any getting ported to consoles means nothing

>>258383876
>Console Peasants are Faggots
>Faggots are known to wear skin tight uniforms
>Console Peasants are Vanu

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FUCKING SOE JUST MAKE EQ2 GOOD AGAIN

GOD DAMN

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>>258382913
>you're a game's "journalist"
>this indie developer come up to you
>"Anon, I'll fuck you if you give my game a good score."

What do?

Pic related. She's the one that's been fucking for a good Metacritic.

>>258383713
Higby browses /ps2g/ daily.

>>258383774
I want to marry her, I love lying, cheating sluts

>>>258354095
This thread seems to have all the shit worth flinging.
Hope I did that right, it's been a while

>linking directly to shitaku
Pastebin faggot

>>258384150
wud fug

>>258382008
>Console Peasants
>Kotaku
Well that confirms it: Kotaku is operated by /v/irgins. Old /v/ has found a way to troll new /v/ and make money of it in the process.

>>258384150
Ugly
I'd better go with a whore

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>>258384150
I'd fuck her, then give the game an honest review, which would be calling it shit.
Then I'd go back and try to fuck her again.
Blue hair gets me going

>>258384150
Tell her that I'll out her in one of my incendiary blog po-, uh, Kotaku articles if she doesn't make with the goods?
I don't know, I'd probably tell her to fuck off then go fap in a corner.

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>>258382008
o higgy u so cray

>>258384418
You're a moron.
1. Quoting something doesn't mean you agree with it. They've clearly taken it as an insult, so they don't understand the joke/meme behind it.
2. "Console peasant" and "PC master race" have gone beyond /v/'s bounds long ago.
If anything Higby is the /v/irgin, but it's more likely he's just a Redditurd.
Use your fucking brain.

>>258384150
I'd fuck her and then give her game a terrible score anyway.

Isn't Planetside 2 down to like 5k or so active users and can't even fill a single continent at peak times?

Who gives a shit.

>>258384721
I'm fairly sure Higby posts or at least used to post in the game's general.

>>258384150
God no, she's a fatty and it looks like she's wearing a wig made of tinsel. And what the fuck is up with her arm?

>>258382008
>Console Peasants
>Sony secretly admits that they hate consoles but love PC
Bloodborne on PC comfirmed.

>>258383876
>implying Vanu doesn't have the most overpowered everything else

>>258384150
She's built like one of my exs, only smaller tits and a bit better looking, atleast in that pic.

>>258384912
Yeah, the devs are completely incompetent and basically killed the game. They're pretty entertaining though.

>>258383774
And this, my friends, is why you never date gamer girls, girls with colored hair, or any other fucked-in-the-head attention whore. I did this dance with a chick for 3 years and this guys story is eerily similar to mine.

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>All that blasted ass in the comments

It was worth looking at Kotaku with ad block on and scripts disabled for once

>Console peasants
>As if this is something new
Really? I thought this was common knowledge already.

I'm reading the website the source was linked to and he blurs out a "secret" that he knew about but doesn't want the general public to know. Can someone post of picture of this whore, I'm pretty sure she is a post-op tranny

>>258385861
They just don't like to be reminded about it

>>258385482
If your ex looked like her, then you have shit taste in women.

>>258383774
This makes me sad for the guy, but he was a giant bitch. The fact that he forgave her over and over and over is just... sad.

>>258382008
>even Sony thinks consoles suck

>>258384446
Congrats she now crys rape and ruins your life

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>>258385968

>>258385495
my gamer girlfriend likes to dye her hair, but at least not blatantly retarded colors

I tell her her original hair color looks fine, but she won't stop doing it

why does she do it?
Thankfully she won't ever cheat on me because she's not insane, though.

>>258384721
higby posts in /ps2g/ fairly often

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>>258382008
based Higby

>>258386290
Attention plain and simple ,she lacks personality and needs to do something to become noticed ,


Its very common in the girl gamer scence ,I could write you a paper on how the majority of "girl gamers" are just fakes but I degrass

>>258386068
Suppose you like skeletons? I don't need anon to approve of my taste in women. or men.

>>258382172
You just gave Shitaku another article

>>258384150
I'd tell her to suck my dick a few times on camera, and then write whatever review I actually wanted to write.

I'm tell her ambiguous shit like "I will give you a great review" and then after I trashed her shit I could just say "in my opinion, the only way to make a great review is to be honest".

She'd be on camera willingly (and hopefully violently) sucking my cock and eating my spooge so she could not cry rape, and she could not claim that I owed her anything specific.

I fucking love blowjobs from people who are trying to use sex as a tool to get something that they want, and they're trying their hardest to make me jizz asap because they don't actually want anything to do with me. It's one of the greatest things in life imo.

>>258382383
Dont start this. Last thread I saw ended up with a faggot dropping cp. I dont want to go to jail, or have more threads derailed so please dont turn the thread about this.

>>258386690
see >>258386275
>anon said if I didn't do these things he would rate my game poorly and get all his friends to do the same . I'm just a poor girl journalist in a boy journalist world ;(

>>258386290
>Thankfully she won't ever cheat on me because she's not insane, though.

That's what I thought, too. These types of women are good at hiding it.

If there is one lesson from this guys story I have to emphasize, it's ALWAYS trust your gut, and never trust a womans words. Never brush off a suspicion because "She would never, could never, will never X". Use your brain, do some research, if you think something is wrong, that's because it probably is.

>>258384721
>2. "Console peasant" and "PC master race" have gone beyond /v/'s bounds long ago.
It started off beyond /v/'s bounds.

>>258385495
>girlfriend plays games
>dyes her hair all the time
>recently settled on platinum blonde
>tell her she looks hot
>cuts her hair short
>jesus christ muh dick
She has some mental health issues, but it was mostly depression and that was a long time ago.
We've been dating for a few months now, knew her for 2 or 3 years. Love the shit out of her

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>>258383127
>>258383490
>>258383727
>>258384150
This is the same woman that faked a raid by Wizardchan to promote herself.
She threw genuinely depressed and suicidal people under the bus so her game could be Greenlit on Steam, which it was shortly after the fake controversy.

>>258386290
Shes probably attend a /v/ gangbang for the right price

>>258384150

Fuck her, then give her a game a shit score.

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>>258387304

I remember that conference

>she probably would've fucked klepek if he wasn't such a beta

>>258387575
> /v/ gangbang
Why isn't that a thing? That way I can stop being a virgin.

>>258387708
>Why isn't that a thing?
Nobody has the guts to make the first move

>>258387708

because people would get STDs faster than the dashcon ballpit

>>258387664
I hear he was on of the 5guys.

>>258386290
>Thankfully she won't ever cheat on me because she's not insane, though.
>gamer girlfriend
kek

>>258387828
Bullshit, you can't catch stds from your waifu

I hope

>>258384150
That's the most depressing looking kitchen I've ever seen.

>>258387708
>Being this pathetic
I dont know where I fall on the scale of types, alpha, beta, omega, etc.
But I wish /v/ had more people like me, none of this >tfw no gf or >tfw virgin bulshit.
Never had a gf and a virgin, but I dont give a fuck and dont persue women or sex.

Maybe I have a mental problem, becuase I wouldn honestly rather play vidya or post on 4chan instead of actually making an effort to socialize or get laid. Maybe I am asexual, but some 2d shit gives me a boner so who knows.

My point is
>2014
>Still caring about sex

>>258383297
No, she did it for money.

Kotaku journos, her (future) boss, and some dude who probably had connections or was just "cute."

>>258388090
Depends on how you interact with her.
>Download porn game or erotic material
>Get virus
That would be the closest you could get. Unless you had a daki/doll of her and regularly used a fleshlight without cleaning it. Would be horrible for your dick.

>>258387304
>mfw she probably fucked patrick too

>>258388406
The closer you get to 30, the harder it gets. I've considered stuff way more pathetic than fucking people on /v/

>>258384150
I'd do it and then give her game a shit score. What's she going to do, go public? Kek.

>>258387708
4 out of 5 people will enjoy it, you won't

>>258388679
>and probably Moon Boy for all I know

>planetside 2

Can this be a Margaret Krohn thread?

>>258384150
I want to congratulate this woman. I am always, ALWAYS grateful for people who are always liberal, batshit tumblr user, to mark themselves in a way that makes it obvious to stay the fuck away. For women this usually manifests in hair dyed an un-natural colour like blue, green, pink or some weird shade of red.

I wish more people tagged themselves so I know not to bother.

>>258388950
has she cut her hair short again? she looked super cute back then

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>>258388950

>>258388871
You're probably right, I would like to be able to sit afterwards.

>>258388791
>The closer you get to 30, the harder it gets.
21 I feel fine. Well aside from being a neet with severe anxiety. I need to see a hypnotherapist.
>I've considered stuff way more pathetic than fucking people on /v/
Craigslist?

>linking to kotaku

>>258389090
>sit afterwards
>not lie down

>>258388885
>Where do whores go?
>As useless as nipples on a breastplate!
>What is dead may never die, but rises harder and stronger!
>No godless man may sit upon the seastone chair!

>>258383774
God damn that guy is bitter. I was like gay too after a break up long ago but damn seeing someone else go through it just makes me cringe. It's like get over dude. Fuck.

>>258383220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvLyIn1oV0E

>>258382008
SONYGGERS BTFO

>>258386465
he is a very handsome man

>>258389086
she's a big girl

>>258386506
Nah. I had an ex who was very well liked at her school and would dye her hair anyway.

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>>258389046

I think it's long again. Every time I see her with her BF I cringe, he's some tiny little hispanic guy.

>tfw you aren't lifting her up on nightly and gently settling her down onto your cock

>>258389383
I hate how the whole thing can be disregarded only because the guy is the most butthurt I've seen a blogger be in my life.

If he had only shown proof and facts instead of trying to be a funny writer this would have blown up.

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>>258384150
http://thezoepost.wordpress.com/

TLDR Zoe Quinn, a rabid feminist SJW GAMUR GIRL who made a shitty non-game called Depression Quest, just got outed for BRIBING THE MEDIA INTO LIKING HER SHITTY NON-GAME WITH HER VAGINA BY cheating on her boyfriend with 5 other guys, including Kotaku staff members who defended her online and reviewed her game and HER MARRIED BOSS. She is a manipulative liar and a sociopath.

UPDATE: BRANDON'S WIFE (maybe) FOUND:

"FOUND BRADONS WIFE
http://b-mcc.com/
>with my French wife, who is French

His steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/bmcc
friends list
->
http://steamcommunity.com/id/SHALULU
>FRANCE


https://twitter.com/Shalulu7
her twitter"

BONUS POINTS: http://kc-vidya-rants.tumblr.com/post/95004433478/zoe-quinns-kotaku-staff-cheating-scandal-and-how-she

also, pic is related, the 5 guys she boned

>>258389610
What she did was shitty. But he legitimately knows she's crazy. She didn't do this from any position of calculated logic. She's crazy so who cares? Not like you want to spend the rest of your life with that anyway. It's just hard to read because he just can't fuckin move on.

>>258389804
They all look like fucking tools.

>>258389804
gold

gaming journalist gets more and more laughable each passing day

>>258390079
I don't think you understood my post, I agree, I don't want the chick to be punished because she's insane, I just want the Kotaku boss to lose his fucking job and everyone with wives to lose them for being scumbags, they don't have that excuse.

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>>258389804
>that pic

Fucking hell. Gaming Journalism everyone.

>>258389556

shes the one on the left

>>258390208
Yeah I went back and read your post again. I got the wrong idea.

>>258383590
The sex tape?

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>>258383774
>Date a SJW
>Be surprised when they're degenerate scum

This faggot got what he deserved.

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>>258389804
Why is it that everyone in modern gaming industry looks like a bunch of faggots and/or tools?

Where is my olden days Carmack and Romero type people?

Why are female gamers such sluts? Every agdq there's at least one that cheats with a bunch of guys, and every convention there's some kind of gang bang going on.

>>258390543
Looking like a huge faggot is what wearing baggy pants was in the 90s.

>>258390639
Daddy issues

>>258389804
So who looks worst /v/?
Kyle gets my vote for having 2 seperate hair colours, one being un-natural.

But Robin reminds me of a chicken so maybe he should get my vote for worst looking.

>>258390763
That explains the sluttiness but not the vidya part.

>>258390543
those kinda guys made all the great companies, got rich, became suits, and either retreated to another field or sold out to jews

don't call it a grave ect.

>>258390810
Kyle. He looks like a limp-dick wet faggot. Robin looks slightly more respectable.

>>258390842
The vidya is just for attention

>>258384150
fuck her then give it a 1/10 because it's not a fucking video game. It's a VN.

>>258390842
Nerds are the easiest people to get to go along with sexual shit.
And any slut girl gamer doesn't actually give a shit about vidya anyway. Think of the games they usually play

>>258382008
Console peasants are shackled to their console like the exclusives are. They feel that they need the console. Without it they won't have exclusives anymore! They can't think beyond themselves for just a second and see that this shit is toxic jewish mindtricks. They are shackling you in with these anti consumer policies and monthly fees, you need those exclusives don't you?

Sony and xbox team are so gracious for granting you access to these exclusives! They make such amazing hardware and treat me so well! God, these privilages are great! - Shit eating console peasant

You can't see that you have a choice, you can end these consoles reign of cancer. You saw it first hand with xbone. They thought these console peasants were stupid enough that they could speed up their plans. But their carelessness shook the console playerbase to their core. Those horrible things xbone wanted for you are still coming though, xbone isn't dead yet because of "muh exclusives me buy now" mentalities. You must consider what you are promoting when you buy a console.

>>258383774

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH4H_SUQ

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>>258382008
BASED SOE HOLY SHIT

>actual thread about vidya
>fags turn it into drama blogposting

>>258390543
The consequence of insisting that video games are "art" is you wind up with the kind of fags that go to art school getting involved with game design instead.

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Fuck Gabe Newell.

Matthew Higby is literally the god of PC gaming.

>>258383774
I should make a pretentious indie game to sleep with her, then take a sharpie and write "Gigantic slut, the face of Kotaku" on her somewhere and take a picture.

>>258386275
>>258387006
And no one that matters will give a fuck.

>>258389804

I like how they have to put in their profile that they are prodigies or award winning.

>>258392090
Looks a little like Matt Berry in the thumbnail.

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>just a tiny joke
>Some people in the audience laugh
>Kotaku catches wind
>HOLY SHIT IT'S FINISHED A COMPANY JUST MADE A HARMFUL INSULT TO THE SONY COMMUNITY. THIS IS GOING TO RUIN THE SALES NUMBERS FOR A F2P GAME.

>>258382008
Matt Higby is probably one of my favorite developers even if Planetside 2 is barely a sequel when you compare it to the original.

He lurks in the /vg/ threads even though they frequently call his co-worker/good friend racial slurs. Dunno what to make of it.

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>>258391746
Not him, but the art shit came more from pretentious hipsters already here trying to validate themselves. And the gaming media, trying tp validate themselves and hope someone will take them seriously.

They arent paid shills, they are refined critics, pioneers of a new medium, and just misunderstood by everyone.
Even Hollywood laughs at videogames. Thats why people are so desperate to push shit like Gone Home as deep. Instead, it just makes us look more childish.

But the fags from art schools dont aways use vidya. Art has lost all meaning, so vidya is no longer needed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS5ZkPXkto0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKFZOIv5sS0

Art is dead.

>>258392915
Thank fuck illustration is alive and well.

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>>258382008
>That guy who made that console peasant joke

Was that Quentin Tarantino? They both sound like they're on crack.

>>258393179
How so?

>>258389804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC7hZY3sVxE

>>258389804
b-but I liked offspring fling.

>>258393545
In that people will always be drawing pictures to go along with stories or to flesh out a design for some comic, game or movie. Or just for fun.
Illustrators and concept artists are indispensable these days.
Art can suck my dick, though.

>>258384150
>unrefined fat as fuck daddy issues blue-haired gamer slut

-2/10 Would throw up if I ever saw her IRL

>>258392915
I went to Florence on a holiday a couple weeks ago.
The guys around the tourist attractions offering to draw a picture of you are producing more art than those videos.

>>258393917
I bet if someone cut a hole in the Mona Lisa's mouth and used it to get themselves off, the art world would split down the middle over whther it was a travesty or a brilliant piece of performance art.

>>258386290
my little anon can't be this naive

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>>258393917
Old art is still good.

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>>258385165
>Bloodborne on PC comfirmed.

You wish for it PC friend.

>>258394139
Well, yeah. Some of it's still shit, but the ratio of good to bad is fine. Maybe in the future, people will say the same thing about the art of the early 21st century because only the absolute best will be remembered.

>>258392709
>Kotaku

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>>258394095
Is it a picture or a caricature?
Nice to hear there are still good artists if its a picture.

>>258394119
With a print they wouldnt care.
Reminds me of that old gif of a black guy sticking his dick though an image of hitler, through his mouth and having a blonde white girl suck him off.

I am neutral towards the nazis. I just hated it because say what you want about Hitler, he did a lot and changed the world. I just hate people who think they are above others when they clearly arent. None of those people will be on par with Hitler, or have their own rule about him being mentioned online.

>>258394358
Like all things, 99% is shit (I cant remember the rule for this).
Luckily time is a loving thing, and mercifully removes all the terrible ones... Usually, some nice stuff gets lost too. Shame Abstract art is still a thing, and some of it's shitty works remembered more than good paintings.

>>258394302
>NEVER EVER DARK SOULS
>NEVER EVER GTA V
>NEVER EVER METAL GEAR
>NEVER EVER DEAD RISING 3
>NEVER EVER BLOODBORNE

>>258394997
>Like all things, 99% is shit (I cant remember the rule for this).
90%, but close.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon's_law

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Reminder that SOE ruins everything.

It's pretty obvious Higby just said it to try and get some cred with the PC gamers who've been leaving the game in droves since there's been no significant improvements to the game in ages, in part due to SOE shifting all their workers to the console port. It may seem like he's a good guy because of this but it's literally just a PR move, he's the same fuckwit he's always been.

The guy was probably making a joke and is taken out of context.

>>258394997
Some are caricatures, some are actual pictures.

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>>258384150
Would totally fugg. These edgy girls give the best sex.

>mfw no more "Btw my first bf raped me when I was 14 yo", chubby and suicidal, got-me-into-BDSM cunt of a gf

>>258382915
>filename
hhheheheh

>>258395221
The difference being, Bloodborne is being developed by a Sony studio. Demons' Souls is still a Playstation exclusive, last time I checked.
Dead Rising is being released on PC because Microsoft, and the others are third party.

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>>258395258
I have been reminded.

>>258395249
Thanks, yeah thats wat I was thinking of.

>>258396060
Good to hear.

>>258396213
You're clearly a masochist if you like that bullshit

>>258388406
I had a gf for 7 months who basically worshipped me like a god, then I broke it off because I did not care about her. I'm not saying this to brag, as I was a pathetic virgin my whole life and somehow this girl liked me, it was bewildering.

I don't see why people make a big deal over cheating though. Just gives you an excuse to leave them. I'd rather play vidya 7 nights out of the week than have sex anymore. And once you don't care about sex, women become so pointless.

>>258396485
>You're clearly a masochist if you like that bullshit

Nah, I'm glad it's over. It's just that I had the best sex of my life.

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>>258395859
>A joke is taken out of context
On the internet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6d-Wt6Doaw

>tfw once we reach peak degeneracy and society falls apart the next generation born will be far right reactionaries

>>258397196
And so the cycle continues.

>>258389804
Jesus Christ. This effeminate bunch of uber faggots can get pussy and here I am, a 25 year old virgin. Fuck this gay Earth. I hope this slut's game is removed from Steam and she gets sued for everything she's worth. She deserves to die in reality, but that's sadly not the world we live in.

>>258396646
When women become pointless, you lose stress and gain money.

I thought wizardchan was a place for wizards.
Why are they such sell outs?

>>258397463
Yep.

Destruction and rebirth is the way every single thing in the universe works.
This whole rise in degeneracy isn't anything special, happened with many other societies in the past, which then gave birth to kike gassers.

>>258386275
Not recording the conversation and the act with your phone.

>>258382008
>kotako
>planetside 2
who cares its a shit game anyways, poorly optimized blunder

>>258384150
I'd fuck the fridge anytime

>>258396389
Bloodborne is made by the same people who made the original Dark Souls. Not Sony. It'll make it's way to Steam eventually, the PC audience is simply too big to ignore.

>>258397712
I'm pretty sure the full extent of their involvement in this was she tried to shill her game there once and one of them said "fuck off bitch"

>>258388406
That's also pathetic. What's not pathetic is being a virgin by your own choice, I've had several girls after me but I have declined all their offers since I want to stay pure. They have also been a bit weird.

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>>258395221
>NEVER EVER DRAGON'S DOGMA
>NEVER EVER RED DEAD REDEMPTION
>NEVER EVER DEMON'S SOULS
>NEVER EVER BAYONETTA
>NEVER EVER HALO3

Is Planetside 2 still p2w shit?

>>258398205
No it won't, It's funded by Sony and being co-developed internally by Japan Studio, which is one of their internal PlayStation devs. First party exclusive. There is zero chance of a PC version ever happening.

>>258384150
ignore her

>>258384912
It's not dead, but it's not truly alive. I dunno about the other servers but the east coast one regularly hits cont pop lock during peak times, and the west coast server is even more populated.

>>258398334
>not even exclusive to a single platform except DeS and Halo
NEVER EVER GAMES

VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovenRDJHBWM

>>258398227
Where in that post does it imply it's not by choice?

>>258397196
>It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.

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>>258389609
>>258389046
>mfw /v/ likes maggie too

ps2g always tells me i'm a loser with no standards ._.

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>>258398709
>the fact that game is released on different console is problem for me

You know who only have problem? PCfats

never EVER

>>258389804
It's the clown industrial complex that's been fueling the indie game scene. If this picture doesn't open your eyes, I don't know what will.

>>258398825
Thats the thing I hate about some trolls now.
>Hurr you're mad that I am letting more cancer in

>>258386690
Rape and blackmail are both really bad legal offenses - and blackmail is far easier to prove (as you'd be proving it yourself by 'going public' with it') and will still net you around 25 years in prison and a massive fee.

Your idea is stupid, please don't ever try it in real life in any scenario with anybody. At least with false rape charges there'd be no evidence because it didn't happen (she consented), just a bunch of SJWs yelling at the judge over the internet which wouldn't change anything.

>>258392805
>He lurks in the /vg/ threads even though they frequently call his co-worker/good friend racial slurs. Dunno what to make of it.
T-Ray is a nigger who ruined the entire art direction of the game in favor of making everything grey, gold and god-awfully optimized.

>>258399114
>the fact that I need to buy two consoles to have any games on either is a problem
Yes.

>>258384150
I'd make her put on a dinosaur mask and pretend to be a triceratops, then I'd shove eggs up her ass and make her give birth to the eggs. Then I'd make her take the broom and pretend to clean the floors while making dinosaur noises

>>258399114
>You know who only have problem? PCfats
Yeah that's why there were petitions trying to keep some DMC and FF games exclusive to the PS3.

>>258397196
If you have an issue with any of this video, you are an assblasted conservatard who needs to go back to the 1940s

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>>258399239
>paying to have more games is bad
>paying to have more pixels in the SAME games is good

>>258399872
>either pay $900 for a couple of exclusives with inferior hardware or $900 for loads of exclusives with infinitely superior hardware
Gee, what a conundrum.
Inb4
>wut r u poor?
No, I'm just smart with my money and know a bad investment when I see it.

>>258382008
>2014
>direct links to give Kokatu hits
keep them relevant, I guess

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>PS2 is dying, SOE is laying off people left and right, the whole company is a corrupt shitbag where the oldest employees stay and everyone else is expendable
>meanwhile Higgs drives a Porsche and his nigger friend bought another Mercedes

DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES

THIS MAN IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

>>258398825
/vg/ confirmed for reddit

>>258390473
You can read how he was then really mad about how this "validated the 4chan MRAs" and other such nonsense.

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>>258400183
Makes me glad my server isn't so cancerous.
Most of the time it's all "LOL YOU HAVE ALL THOSE MAXES AND YOU GOT PUSHED BACK?" and "YOU EVEN HAD HIGHEST POP!"

>>258400539
Your server might be, you just don't know it. That pic is from Beta, where it was US East 1/2/3 and US West 1/2/3. Then they all got renamed and then renamed again at launch and then merged a few times.

Wow this article is just basically a blog post.

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>>258400695
Chat hasn't seemed so bad these last couple months.

>>258400798
every kotaku article is a blog post

>>258400893
What server are you on?

I was a Watersonite and it was usually pretty quiet, even after the Jaeger merge. Since getting mushed in with Mattherson though everyone is a whiny baby who just found his first book of naughty words and by god he's gonna type them all into chat if it takes all day.

>captcha: coat inletSOE

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>>258400539
>>258400893
>Briggs
Well that's a given

>>258400183
>devs see what kind of people play their games
>A: "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?"
>A: "Fuck it, let's just milk these stupid mother fuckers."

>>258400150
>Pay 900$ for exclusives
Like what? 99% of PC gaming can be playable on 200$ desktop I already have. Meanwhile I'm getting all superior japanese games you will never get. You just make a bad business mate.

>>258401410
shut the fuck up doom

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>>258401346
See >>258401410


And hey Doomzzg

Kotaku contributor detected, use donotlink or go back to fucking Zoe Quinn

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>>258384150
>she

>>258400316
Apparently Higby doesn't even know the names of most of the employees, he just calls them by their job titles.

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>>258382008
I didn't know people from /v/ work at SOE

>>258392915
Holy fuck, are you /lit/or /mu/??

>>258401529
It's cute that you believe that, it really is. The resilience of the Console product model really gives credence to the old adage of a sucker being born every minute.

Did she fuck the RPS crew as well? They were pushing that thing hard.

>>258386290
Believe or not, Some girls really like playing with their hair. Does she just dye it colors or does she also greatly change her style in general. Does she ask you how it looks when she does it?

>>258397481
Would you really want to lose your virginity to something like Zoe Quinn? I'm a 27 year old virgin myself and I'd pass.

>>258400798

Welcome to Kotaku. Please never give them traffic again.

>>258402356
Neither.
Why?
Are you implying thinking modern art is meaningless is exclusive to those boards?
/mu/ are hipster scum, while /lit/ are pretentious assholes.

>>258402759
No i was just think "this fucking guy gets it he cant be /v/" tbh anon. Supporting ya

>>258387708
>Why isn't that a thing? That way I can stop being a virgin.


>giving up your path to wizardy so easily. i can only assume you are a semen demon.

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>>258402261
Higby is frequent on /vg/, even drops codes for weapons and decals from time to time.

>>258389804
Shit like this is why I've given up on having a relationship. Shit's overrated. All I need is my right hand.

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>>258388950
sure

>>258389607
>well liked
>therefore she can't be egocentric
My little anon can't be this retarded.

>>258397712
They didn't, the girl used their site and lack of archives to play the victim and get her game greenlit on steam.

Quinn is also interested in body modification, and has implanted a chip in the back of her hand that contains the game Deus Ex,[6] in addition to having a magnetic implant in her left ring finger.[7][8]


what

god dman, just picked this game up again after a few months break, loving hossin
>assaulting some base, timer runs to zero
>chilling in the spawn room, checking out the new guns they added
>some dude in a galaxy lands outside, nobody seems to be getting in
>figure I might as well
>cruise around for a bit, and we get attacked by some sundies
some gunners bail out of the gal, so I hop in the gunner seat
>we land as a sundy is shooting at us
>some guy gets out, puts like 4 mines under the sundy
>hops back in
>we take off and I shoot the mines, sundie dies explosively
>some guy locks on to our gal with a rocket
jump out and try to kill him before he fires, gal is at low health cause sundies
>shoot him in the face half a second after he fires
>I watch as the brave vanu die in a fiery galaxy explosion
It was a hell of a lot of fun, I kind of regret dropping it for so long

>>258402109
Where'd you read that, glassdoor? Wouldn't surprise me at all if it were true.

>>258403672
wut

>>258389804

Jesus fucking christ, are all indie developers hipsters? It's like a fucking uniform.

>>258403672
Low level and pointless "Body bling"

>>258403672
She's a crazed sociopath, what did you expect? If she wanted to she would have chopped off one of her own limbs and replace it with a prosthetic.

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>>258403339
That's a convincing shoop, but we've seen enough of her skin to know that's not her.

>>258382913
Oh thank christ I thought you meant the burger joint.

>>258382008
>maybe if I use shitty /v/ memes people will forget PS2 is boring as shit
Did it work?

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>>258386921
I was on that thread and the Hotline Miami one at the same time, I was laughing so hard

>>258390294
Who's the one the on the right is she a dev aswell?

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>>258382008
>Kotaku

>>258400539
Emerald is pretty cancer but the fights are poppin'

>>258403672
So whenever she scratches the back of her hand, she wipes the chip? I don't think she thought that through.

>>258397481
But if you have money who in a position like those fags were any guy can get laid. A real man gets in good shape and gets laid for free.

I'm not one of them, but I'm working on it. I don't care if I get laid or not anymore I came from a Christan family and was brainwashed to wanting a wife/partner, but the Internet redpilled me about how western marriage is actually slavery and that 99% of modern woman are trash to their very core.

>>258404312
That's really obviously PC biased but holy fuck is it spot on otherwise.

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>>258403986
>sucking in that hard

>>258403749
I heard it from a friend who follows all the planetshit stuff more intensely than I do, including the sub-reddit and all the AMAs the devs do and shit. I never bothered to grill him on the source so I don't know if it's legit, but I've seen enough other shit Higby's done to know he's just the kind of person to do it.

>>258404748
Adrianne Curry

>>258404312
>that halo poster
thanks doc

>>258404312
...Shockingly accurate. I'd peg Master race somewhere around 20-30 percent though.

>>258385495
>play video games
>hair is seafoam green
T-t-thanks I'll go back to playing disgaea

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>>258382383
>>258382729
>>258404128
Speaking of Five Guys is it any good? It opened 4 years ago at my place I haven't went there

>>258405594
Nigger why

>>258385495
Colored hair can be okay, it's just more prevalent in the shittier types.

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>>258405001
It must have been a lazy summer.

when she brought the purple armor again to this year's soe live she was wearing this black undersuit thing that made it really lame and boner-reducing

>>258405714
Fucking amazing, best fries and burgers you can get for under 15 bucks.

>>258384150
Is that her?

>>258405714
Their fries are from god. Their burgers and hotdogs are pretty good too. Fairly expensive though. Also, free peanuts. Mountains of free peanuts.

>>258405714
Five Guys is fucking great. They give you a fuckton of good fries, infinite peanuts (still in their shells), and their burgers are simple and solid.

>>258405019
Huh.

To be fair SOE is a shit fucking company who sends everyone to different projects and places every other month.

>>258405778
>kill me it hurts to live

>>258405739
Because I'm a special snowflake and I wanted to dye my hair green

>>258405778
i want to fug a maggie

but i think t-ray already has her on a leash

>>258405714
It's cheap, delicious, and not full of plastic and chemicals. Compared to most fast food it's like the dining room of Valhalla.

>>258405978
Well at least you hold no illusions. Seafoam green though?

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>>258405940
hey, she made the choice to make and wear that buddy

>>258406003
>implying it's not a three-way

>>258405714
Endless peanuts and enough delicious fries to feed three people.

>>258405714

Not at all if you even have one half decent hamburger joint where you live. Even Steak n' Shake is better.

>>258405714
Five Guys is gross. They use horrible chemical "American" cheese rather than real cheese. The only reason people like them is they get large quantities of fries and they're fat.

>>258405882
>>258405871
free peanut mind

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>>258382008
That's the best thing I've seen all day.

>>258406102
because it looks pretty you nigger Jesus fuck you are a stupid piece of shit

>>258405714

The fuckers shill like crazy on /ck/. I am not joking. The food is mediocre and overpriced for what it is.

>>258406169
they use cheddar, not american singles

>>258406169
I don't and have never liked cheeseburgers
I'm also a skellington

>>258406312
Seafoam green is the worst green right next to olive green.

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Man, if this ends up going widespread, he just single-handedly wasted all the work the team did to port it over to PS4. What a fuckwit.

>>258406341
They use American cheese. If you really can't taste it, look it up.

>>258406480
Nah. Some of the shit they're doing for the PS4 is also fixing and being ported back to the PC.

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>>258406480
>getting butthurt over a simple joke

>>258382192
>>258382197
>>258382232
>HURRR WHAT IS ADBLOCK?

Sony shitting on their goyim? Thats a new one

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>>258395221
>wanting Dead Rising 3
>wanting Bloodborne
>wanting GTA V

>>258398334
>wanting Halo 3

>>258405905
Not the guy you were talking to, but should I avoid their MMOs then? tl;dr on my life story I got to play WoW as a kid then something happen and my mom couldn't pay for my WoW account anymore. I'm not in college with a aprt time job but WoW is like a false MMO now, I have been thinking of trying Everquest 1 or 2?

>>258404312
>master race
>40%
Totally not biased at all.

>>258407232
>wanting Bloodborne

But that Van Helsing style atmospere

>>258407572
SOE's MMO legacy is that they're known as the destroyer of worlds, and where MMOs go to die.

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>>258405594
>You will meet a girl who will just be herself in your life
>You will greet her with no implications
>You will both go your separate ways and will never cross again
>Life will go on, to play Video Games

I've come to realize what it means to BE that one Vanu guy.

>>258404312
>Second Son is better than Crysis
I'm idort, and this is true.

>>258407884
Yeah but I guarantee you even if PC does get it it'll be another shit port. They have lied through their teeth with every early gameplay video and trailer for every one of their games, yes even Demon's Souls. The early gameplay video for Bloodborne looked even worse than Dark Souls already, which means it's probably going to be pretty shit.
Just wait until it's released for a while before you decide on getting it anon, I don't want to see you get hurt again.

>>258408546
I don't even remember the early trailers for Demon's Souls. Got a link?

>>258407975
Good to know, noted. Any other companies I should always avoid at all costs? From personal experience I never want to play from a sitty free to play 'game portal' again (Aeria games, NExon, Gpotato) but other than WoW FFIX seems to be the only other pay to play game out there. What happened to MMOs?

>>258408040
That comic is funny because that's always ME. I only derive enjoyment from the game by putting myself, as an infiltrator, in the most absolute fucking impossible situations.

I do it for a few rounds and quit for the day. I wish more people just did that.

>>258382008
Looks like i'm gonna have to reinstall.

>>258408863
They're sadly all pretty terrible other than Blizzard, I really don't know why there's so little competent competition in that space, but SOE's the one that would cross the boundary from simple failure to tragic comedy. I miss Ultima Online circa 1999 so much. It was a buggy pile of shit but mixed in were diamonds.

>>258408040
>Giant battle that has been going on for hours in the same three territories with NC
>Suddenly, a fucking hive of scythes pops out of nowhere and starts harrassing everything.
Fucking VS

>>258409212
>SOE's the one that would cross the boundary from simple failure to tragic comedy.
That really kind of sums it up, doesn't it.

Especially PS2.

>>258389804
>Nathan Grayson

YES!! YEEEESSSSSS! Oh god I hate that faggot so much this is so sweet.

YES!!!!!!!

>>258409246
That's a collective of VS being dicks, not one guy straying from the VS Zerg.

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>>258409441
>He got laid
>You like that he got laid
>Because you hate him

>>258404312
>When buying a Nintendo console, failed to realize it had different goals than the others.
Wut.

>>258409741
He got laid by a whale and violated his precious principles and feminist beliefs.

>>258409741
The thing is he got laid with a disgusting SJW. I'd rather get laid with a love pillow

>>258404312
As a Idort/PC player,
Master Race: 20%
Mustard Race: 50%
PCfag: 30%

>>258385495
Short hair and scarred arms are a tell as well. Good luck, gentlemen.

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>>258382192
>anime reaction images

>>258382008

fuck off with your kotaku faggotry

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>>258386290
>my gamer girlfriend likes to dye her hair
>she won't stop doing it
>she won't ever cheat on me
>she's not insane

I don't even have to take any of that out of context. You sound as bad as a white knight, and you're going to be in for a real treat when your defenses and validations give her all the room she needs to slip a knife in your back.

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>>258383127
>>258382383
>>258382729
>>258383342
>>258383774
>>258385495
>>258389383
Seriously 5 dudes? It sounds unrealistic as fuck

>>258390543
you do know carmack works for facebook now, right?

>>258406790

They still get a page impression to add to the tally, which they use as leverage when negotiating rates on ads, so they still benefit from your visit next time they renegotiate with their advertisers.

So the only way really is to just pastebin it or better yet just ignore gawker sites completely.

>>258411075
It's called being a slut, Cletus.

>>258411075
You obviously don't know whores. 5 guys is still modest for something like this. A pro whore would've racked up 20 at least.

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you guys have good taste

in-n-out is great too

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>>258408546
>even if PC does get it
What part of first party co-development don't you people understand? The only way Sony exclusives will end up on another machine is when they go the way of SEGA.
I haven't owned a Sony console in over 3 generations, so trust me when I say I'm unbiased.

>>258411369
I'm Canadian thank you very much

>>258385495
Anime hair is unfortunately a fetish.

>>258382008
Thats a good way to not alienate your new demographic. Insult them.
Im sure /v/ finds this funny. And it is admittedly. But we can agree ots a poor business tactic and a bit unprofessional.
I know its just vidya, but thousands of people will reading or hearing your words
Seems like a poor time for a joke

>>258383994
It's been planned for consoles since forever m8

Do you know what SOE means?

>>258385165
That joke is stupid. Sony didnt even say it.
Fuck anon put a little effort into it
Fuck

>>258410110
>>258407874
>>258405292
>>258404921
I know this is hard to believe, but /v/ is not an accurate representation of most fanbases.
Outside of places like reddit and /v/, that chart is actually surprisingly really accurate.

>>258412820
You mean the chart someone literally just typed into the comments?
That chart anon?