ITT: Butchered ports

>inb4 Max Payne for GBA was surprisingly decent
It was surprisingly decent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXFMQ_qyZEQ

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>>258311956

Somehow made it even more broken.

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At least the Mother 2 half of it.

Doom for the GBA will always be one of the shittiest ports ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TGoI6_AqBg

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>Dark Souls 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOU6HVSL6a8

I have no idea how this was approved for the PC, when they could've just easily ported regular Spiderman 2 to the PC.

>>258312112
>that sonic stage on the egg carrier

Sky Chase I think it was called? That level was a fucking abomination.

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>>258311956
The actual functioning game isn't too great either.

>>258312265
>game has moon swinging
>devs too lazy to make webs attach to moon

>>258312265
Does anyone remember the original Spiderman movie game? The whole package was pretty meh but it had this amazing sewer level with the Shocker.

>>258312587
That was a remake. A great one at that.

>>258312587
What was wrong with it?

>>258312126

What made it bad?

>>258312832
The Mother 2 half of it had it's music sloppily compressed to MIDI.

>>258312227
it doesn't look too bad

>>258313057
Are you kidding me? That looks horrible compared to the original. It makes the SNES version look next gen.

>>258312339

It's like they put the hit detection in a fucking blender.

>>258312743
They made it playable.

If I'm not mistaken they took out a lot of the swearing, or at least censored it.

>>258312339
That was Sky Deck. The Sonic and Knuckles versions of that one were pretty bad, especially Knuckles with that stupid lever that tilts the ship, that was the wonkiest fucking thing

Tails' is just as bad but you could skip most of it by flying anyway

>>258312227

at least it isn't the 32x version

>>258313270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qDbV-W5Z44

It's amazing how almost everything is clipping into almost everything else.

>>258313428
>>258313057
>>258312227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2oyweqZ7WM

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>>258312832
You tell me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I02_S0Jre3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqoA81D6u74

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZAn-iLuFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yoRQghRuKc

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>>258311956
The game was already hard, but doable. The screen crunch made it harder than it needed to be.

And on another note, while it was a multiplat the ps3 version of Bayonetta was pretty bad.

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would've been perfect, if Ubi hadn't locked the 3D effect into "turn into Ray Charles after five minutes of gameplay"
Seriously. Anyone who owns this can agree with me, the 3D effect in this game is terrible, there's no way to play with it on
I don't blame them. This was one of the first titles on the 3DS

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>>258311956
>Buy this shit after hearing how bad it was
>Try to play through the choppy framerate and butchered gameplay
>End up getting so pissed when doing Labyrinth zone that I ripped it out of my GBA and threw it on the roof
>Mfw I found it a few years later

>>258314353
But, you can disable the effect, can't you?

>>258312791
underrated post

>>258315420
OP here, subtle about what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V72P9-6S7qM

I just discovered this one today. Fucking hysterical.

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>>258313273
its censored with bleeps
in all honesty it made it more funny to me


also the muliplayer was different which for alot of people automaticaly meant it was bad. the multiplayer was made in mind for teams of 8 to play against each other over XBL and was classbased with 2 player splitscreen for online or against bots. It wasn't bad, just different.

I still play it alone with bots sometimes on "a bridge too narrow" and on the more enclosed maps I like playing as the sneaker due to the fucking amazing parkour-like movement all due to walljumping. I fucking love it and wish RARE was making shooters like it even if childish or something instead of that fucking idiotic kinnect stuff that they are forced to make. but... guess we'll have to make our own :^)

>>258315636
Why god

It isn't even in 3D, it's like those cheap Tiger handheld games trying to pass it off as FPS games

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>>258316264
>platform: game.com
>developer: Tiger
gee, I wonder why it would act like a cheap tiger handheld game

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For PC obviously.

>>258317407
Ppfffft, sure, but still, why would you port Dook for a system that doesn't even support 3D?

>>258312587
How can you ruin something that was already shit?

>>258318163
By censoring it even further, making the artstyle total balls, and dumbing down the gameplay for the kiddies.

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>>258318147
because its cheap for poor people to buy when they can't afford a gameboy, a Super nintendo or N64

they made it not to have a good game, but a game someone will buy because a kid asked for "duke nukem 3d"

>>258318351
But...it's a gamecom...they should have known better.

Or hell, maybe they did know better and thought that piece of shit would be a hit because of the many other Tiger games

>>258312227
Yep, but Doom 2 had a fuckin great port for GBA. Adapted to a engine that works on GBA makes it run very well all considered, and it features all of the content, besides some of the more exact mechanics and level lighting

>>258318351
MY NIGGA SAMSON
SAID HE HAD TO HAVE IT

>>258313218
It's a GBA

>>258315121
Nice upvote

>>258312227
Agreed, who's lazy fuck idea was to port the Jaguar version, make the music sound worse than the 32X version and not include the missing levels? Goddamn.

>>258318546
Doom 2's the shit on the GBA, I would love to see someone try to hack it so it plays the original Doom

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>>258318519
>maybe they did know better and thought that piece of shit would be a hit because of the many other Tiger games
what did I just say about some kid asking for duke and a dumb or poor parent buying this version of it

>>258312247

At least someone was there to fix DaS1 in 20 minutes.

8 years later and Sonic 1 GBA and 2006 are still fucked.

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>>258314112
Fuck, I loved this game as a kid. It was god-tier in my eyes despite the difficulty and I danced like a fucking retard every time I finally defeated a robot master. 10/10 would play again

>>258312072
uhhhh

>>258312684
I liked it a lot

>>258312684
I remember having (still have, as a matter of fact) the First Spiderman movie game for my PS2

I was always pissed at how you couldn't jump down the city, that and how the later missions are hard as balls. I think I stopped right as I was entering Oscorp's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DwrQcwwicc

>>258319191
you played as bass then?

>>258320681
QUARTER BIT

THE WRIST GAAAAEEEM

>>258320817
As any sane man would, why the fuck would you even attempt a megaman playthrough of that game

>>258320817
I played as Mega Man first, Bass second because I thought he was weird.

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>>258314112
>Fighting pic related on the GBA
Welcome to die

>>258312587
I remember playing the shit out of the multiplayer on the N64 version with my friend. It was great fun, gory, but perfect for my elementary school mind.

Blasting heads off squirrels, massacring them with chainsaws and katanas. Throwing knife skill fights. Too much fun.

Then they fucking changed it all. Bleh...

At least the singleplayer was still decent, although the Matrix parody felt a little dated.

>>258321196
I played as Mega Man my first time through, and I preferred it to my Bass playthrough.

>>258321196
why would any sane man play the game in the first place when even megaman 8 is better then it

>>258321583
It probaly felt dated because it wasn't as cool.

Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo Revival on the GBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_WyeX1k8gY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAOTQZTPdVE

Oh and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08cx_RGCfbY

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>>258314112
>>258319191
>Discover emulation in 2001, twelve years old
>Download the SNES version of this thinking its Megaman 9
>Play as Bass constantly
>Fall in love with the soundtrack and the designs and everything
>GBA version finally comes out
>Desperately want it
>Parents will never buy it for me, no allowance or way to make money so I can't afford it
>Now that I finally have money of my own copies are price gouged to fuck
>Now that I can finally support it properly, the series is dead

>>258313428
The 32x version was miles above the fucking garbage SNES version, at least.

I haven't played it but the orange box on the PS3 is supposedly a really bad port with long loading times and a lot of slowdowns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toxV57oM-cM

>>258322717
It really wasn't, aside from maybe the gameplay.

Just about every SNES to GBA port.

>>258322987
>It really wasn't aside from the most important part

>>258322987
Sharper visuals and smoother gameplay.

What more do you need?

>>258323021
WHAT
THE
HECK
IS
THAT?

whait guys I don't get it, what's so bad about the gba DOOM? I was thinking about buying it

>>258323194
>>258323054
It really depends, it had horrible slowdowns (not as bad as the 3DO version, though) , and the level design had to be severely dumbed down so it could run on the console

I think of the SNES version as a novelty that should amaze people rather than make them feel disgusted, it might not play like he Doom we know, but damn if it isn't impressive.

>>258323307
it's an okay port, I didn't know it was a terrible port until this thread. Unrelated, but get a gba flash card, it's worth it.

>>258323307
It's the Jaguar Port with shitty music, get Doom 2 instead

>>258312107
it's because the GBA didnt have blast processing
>those butchered level songs

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>>258314441
>Play Labyrinth Zone on GBA
>Can't fucking beat it
>Play it on the Gamecube
>Did perfectly fine first try

>>258323630
yeah I'm going to soon.
is EZ flash IV any good?
I'm going to buy it because I live on a shitty third world country and it has free shipping

>>258323914
Yeah I have one, it's pretty good, it works with the original gba's too which is why I got it. Make sure you get a micro sd to mini adapter for it though.

>ctrl+f "serious sam gba"
>0 results

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcgxFF1pC_M

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>>258323813
>that feel when Labyrinth Zone always kicked my ass as a kid, especially the Robotnik fight at the end

>>258321196
The game is called Mega Man and Bass. It's just too bad that game was made just for Bass. Any obstacle that Rock barely makes, Bass can do while dancing a jig.

>>258323290
IN
DIG
NAY
SHUN

>>258324832
>yerahhhh
>donkey kong font

oh god

>>258324832
Besides the aiming and music that honestly doesn't look that bad for a GBA game

Do Pirates count? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUz-Qc0c-9Q

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I don't like it.

>>258326278
Especially considering how NISA butchered it when they localized it.

I wish the GBC ports of Dragon Warrior 1 through 3 were made on GBA instead. They play fine, but the soundtrack is butchered and the resolution is so cramped.

Goodbei

How has no one mentioned the PC port of GTA 4?
It's badly running, DRM infested nightmare.

>>258330115
but custom radio stations

Pretty much all the GBA ports of the Final Fantasy games.

>>258330194
But it's such a shit port. I'm running a 660 ti and I'm lucky to get 45 fps on the street.

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>>258311956
Apparently the ROMs themselves were straight dumps, but the sound on the emulator they licensed for use was GODAWFUL.

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>Battles slowed down by almost 50%
>Cless's voice acting sounds like that of a 40-year-old man
>Some music tracks sound like NES music
>Worse visual effects that lower the frame rate
>Kangaroo

>>258314545
don't ever remind me