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Your waifu just confessed your love for but 50 of these mother fuckers are coming to rape her. You are allowed one weapon from the last vidya you played. How fucked is she?
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Do mechs count as weapons?
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a crossbow

i take my 150 rhodok crossbow men and climb onto the nearest cliff, we then proceed to shoot them all down before they can even reach us
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>>257333287
One of the tactical aid options from World in Conflict. Or a tank.
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>implying my waifu couldn't obliterate all 50 of them at once
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>>257333458
if you can operate by youself
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>>257333287
Does Kazuma Kiryu count as a weapon? Because I'm pretty sure he can beat 50 Huscarls
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>>257333619
A book vs 50 huscarls?
you could take down one at best
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I hide in a closet and peek through the opening and fap while she is being raped. Simple OP.
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>>257333287
Thorntrunk bow from Lionheart. That shit is hardass tier.
>I don't think I'd be able to wield it, but you didn't ask that.

Vanilla or Floris?
>In floris they aint shit but hoes and tricks.
In Vanilla,
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>>257333287
M4a1-S from CSGO.

I think I'm fine.
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huscarls are the best warriors

i allow them to rape her in hopes that she produces worthy offspring
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>>257333871
how many rounds in a mag?
How many huscarls are there?
you aren't fine.
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>>257333713
Well, then I have Zamzeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-FCS1PI9cA
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>Apache attack chopper
So fucked
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I've got a gundam. I'm pretty sure I can figure it out enough to manage to step on them.
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>>257333287
>Binding of Issac
>tears
>the only way to be able to defeat them is if I cried more
>they'd have to rape my waifu for me to be able to beat them
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>>257333871
Thirteen throwing axes to the face coming right up.
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>>257333287
>Laser Rifle
I will save her
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>m429 SAW from Insurgency

I`m good.
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:D
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>>257333786
What I lack in weapons, I make up for with guts.
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>AWP from CSGO

They are all literally dead.
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Good luck with that, I am beind 108 Rodock Sharpshooters.
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>>257333287
My waifu could kill them easily
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>tfw I cant remember the last game I actually played
I always talk about games, but I barely have the time to play them anymore
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50 huscarls vs 5 Brock Lesnars
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bring it the fuck on
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>>257334196
and she is?
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>XCOM blaster launcher

I'm good. You can't dodge that shit and the blast radius is huge. Alternatively, a heavy plasma. That would probably work too if I could aim it well enough. I figure one bolt can go through a couple at a time.
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>>257334212
I talk about them while I play. Sucks to be you.
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>>257334106
Yer pretty fucked m8
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>>257333287
>HF blade

RULES OF NATURE!!!!!!
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>>257334287
You don't need to know
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>>257334303
It does mate, it really does
Well...have fun mate
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>Level 50 MG34 from RO2

Remove Nord
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>Vanquisher's Seal
LET THEM COME. I HAVE NO NEED FOR PUNY WEAPONS OF STEEL AND IRON. THEY WILL BREAK THEMSELVES AGAINST MY FISTS AND THEIR SPIRITS AGAINST MY BODY!
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You are weak, infidel! My forces will ultimately bring you to your knees!
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>>257334390
You would't even be able to lift that thing
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>>257333287
Oboro Muramasa. They're all fucked
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A Glock 17 from Underhell
Could be worse I guess, I can just shoot them. They'd probably be so freaked out by my future technology that makes loud bangs and their friends fall down dead that they'd turn tail and run, and, if not, assuming I have the magazines for it, it probably wouldn't be that bad anyway. I'd just need some space so I could run away and shoot at the same time.
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>>257334430

Hitler buzzaw soon fellow kraut
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>>257333287
She's fine.
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>>257334109
Gods be praised
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Ballista

These weapons with arms strengthened with bronze plates and strung with horsehair are capable of propelling a heavy bolts up to a mile away, but because of their sheer strength, the recoil of each shot causes the weapon to shift from its original position, so the same target cannot be hit on two consecutive fires. An experienced crew can cock and release two bolts each minute. It is a deadly and very costly weapon.
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The Cult Commando from Max Payne.Not bad
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>>257333287
My superior nipland paper plane will save my pure waifu
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>>257334624

>9mm

Implying that isn't going to bounce off their skin, let alone the armor
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>>257334624
Or you could just let them get close and pull the trigger, sacrificing yourself for your waifu in a massive explosion that kills all the sea raiders.
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Per
So
Na
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>>257333287
>Unite Sword
gg scrubs
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A car is fine too.
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Upgraded buster from Megaman X 2.
>Come at me bros.
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but what if my waifu is an android girl with no built in vagina and has machine guns for fingers?
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>>257334749
Can't wait to have two awesome MG's while the shitty Ivans are stuck with their no-fun DinnerPlate-28.
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>>257334802
You'd be fucked. It's like trying to kill a lot of infantry with the main cannon on a tank. Bad idea.
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>>257334878
Can't summon him in the real world,you are fucked
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It'll be okay I think
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>>257334624
There is on way you'd be able to take down 50 unarmed people charging you with a glock, much less fifty bloodlusted huscarls with heavy throwing axes
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>>257334849
/k/ pls go, it works fine in my vidya gaems and that's what this thread is about anyway
>>257334873
what
that isn't how guns work
I mean I'd do that if I had to in order to save her but that isn't how guns work at all
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>>257334106
Even if you knew how to operate everything in the tank (turret, driving, loading, etc), you are still only one person, you couldn't do enough before they were upon you m80.
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>>257334317
Don't think they could get to us if we were just sitting inside the damn thing. I think we're fine without even trying to operate it.
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>>257333287
>last game I played was MB
>warcleaver with a heavy charger

I'll die on my feet at least
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>>257335013
Don't worry, I have my backup weapon. Able to easily cut through their filthy western weapons.
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>>257333287
>00 Raiser
She's fine
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>>257333896
Hang up! hang up!
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They be fucked
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>>257334970
>no built in vagina
What shitty scientist designed her?
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>implying I would need to protect her from anything
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tf2

i pick disguise PDA
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>>257334624
>turn tail and run
Nord Huscarls

Your skull will be filled with so much mead,

>outrunning Huscarls

On second thought, a throwing axe will have left a huge hole in it
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>>257334106
> :D
Fuck off
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>>257333287
Does this times about 10,000 count? Armies using pike and shot was my last weapon in a game.
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>>257334752
That game was the shit
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>>257334120
>implying you can shoot, reload and hit 100% of the time
>implying they won't get to you fairly quickly
>implying you won't be raped before your waifu is raped
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>>257335092
I'll forgive you for that since we're on /v/ and you don't really have to know another board's jokes to post here, but come on dude. Glocknade is pretty common.
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>>257335236
Yeah, and so will you.
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>>257334106
>Having a tank for a waifu

10/10 would marry
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>>257333287
flamethrower from Killing Floor would prob work pretty well
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>>257335013
P4A confirmed that you can. It's just a shit ton harder and you have to git gud first
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>>257333287
>Waiting for Bannerlord

Suffering.
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>>257335284
one that realizes that waifus should be loved for their hearts and not for their vaginas

also she has jets on her legs
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>>257333287
abyss greatsword
ok, lets do this.
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>>257334390
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Transistor. She's safe.
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>>257335489
>Still has a mouth
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>Homeworld 2
Bring Sajuuk to bear. At least she'll die pure.
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>>257335532
>implying you meet the INT requirement
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>>257335384
having their comrades die from someone hundreds of meters away probably will cause a route
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I have an in immortal Skeleton Warrior wielding Mjolnir.

I'm more worried over my decision to have a waifu to be honest :/
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I THINK MY WAIFU'S FINE GUYS.
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>>257334802
Go to bed foltest
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>>257335092

In your video games it'll still take several rounds to down a guy. We aren't even talking about effective range here too. Your waifu is gonna get raped in every hole and she's gonna like it.
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>>257333287
Does a Dreadnought count as a weapon?
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>>257335604
mouths are for speaking anon
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Just started playing M&B a few days ago. The first time I got to be a lord in Swadia we got declared war on us by two countries at once ;_;
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>dota 2
>Radiance

time to run in circles
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Does a scroll of genocide count as a weapon?
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>>257333561
not rhodok sharpshooters? it's like you want her raped.
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>>257335650
Nord huscarls are the highest tier warriors in the most driven army.
It'd take more than that to get them to run away
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>>257335395
I have no idea what you're talking about, sorry. Never even been to /k/.
>>257335705
Also I totally read OP wrong, I thought it was the last weapon you used, not you get to pick any of them
In that case I'll take the machine gun mounted on the troop transport vehicle you escape the compound in
That'll do it
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>>257335484
Feels bad man.
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was playing the binding of isaac...now what
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Only 50?
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>>257333287
>strongest weapon in Disgaea D2

I hope I can protect the waifu while blowing up the universe with it.
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>>257335650
You have to be able to hit them from several hundred meters away. I doubt you could reliably hit them, on the other hand, they can sprint 300 meters in about 40 seconds. How many do you think you can kill in that time?
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She most likely can probably wreck the shit of every single one of em without even trying.

But i got the contra's spread, so i guess i will be the one dropping at least 10% of em.
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>>257335484
Its been 3 months since the last blog....
>>257335824
but seeing people getting plucked away from a source you can't see would seem like divine intervention to them
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>>257335036
I sure fucking hope you could kill fifty men with an ACU. Goddamn, don't blow up your waifu in the process.
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>having a waifu that needs to be protected from Nord scum
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>My venture's shitty rail gun

This fucking piece of shit can't even kill quickly dispose of shitty rats, my waifu is fucked, and so am I.
Huscarls OP, nerf plz.
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>>257336034
returning home without victory would be a fate worse than death
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>>257333287
>repeater crossbow from nosgoth

all I have to do is back pedal and shoot
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>>257333287
Jokes on them, I just played Armored Core 4. I might have to use...two missiles? Are they tightly packed?
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>>257336151
>venture
>with guns

Are you retarded anon?
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>>257333287
RIP in piece, Huscarls
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>>257335395
>>257335826
heheheheh. It's a magical place.
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I think I'd be able to get one shot out of this fucking thing, and then my arm would be blown off by recoil
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>>257336250
just stomp them, don't waste valuable amunition
they will feel the weight of my AC verdict day mech, and they will like it
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>>257336273
I just started playing like 3 hours ago, I don't even have a second mining laser.
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>>257333287
>2,1k Dps ratting Vindicator
>Fuck up Huscarls and the entire realm with my mighty Blasters
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>>257333287
but what if my waifu could easily defend against them by herself?
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Do powers given by a devil fruit count?
If yes then I think I'm set.
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>>257336413
If you just started, add Flekz Mjolnir, happy to help starters. But gonna get to sleep, nearly 5am now.
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A fucking keyblade.
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>The .444 Revolver from E.Y.E
I think I'll be fine.
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>Warframe
Do we count the Frames as weapons or no?

*Unsheathes Katana*
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>>257336286
>implying you can shoot down 50 men before they're in your face raping you
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>>257336491
>bureaucracy
Now that's horrifying.
Surround them with statues of yourself to remind them just who is El Presidente.
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>>257336474
who is she anon
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>Last game I played was Street Fighter IV

So that lets me choose a metal stick, a claw, a knife, or my bare fists

She's both figuratively and literally fucked
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>>257335154
All the weapons in persona 4 are replicas, you're waifu is fucked.
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>>257333287
im just gonna chill in orbit and send some drones
maybe railgun IDK
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>>257336585
>raping you
I thought they were after our waifus, anon.
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>>257335036
>Implying you know how to pilot that
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>>257336763
All these Eve players. Fuck jeah
>o/
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>>257333287
>Walking Dead Season 2

I give them Clementine. She will either kill them all or deflect their rapetention.
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>>257336605
Ryuuko
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>>257333287

They would not survive the attempt. I don't think I'd even have to do anything.
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>>257336795
>I thought they were after our waifus
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>>257336564
444k would break your hand
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>muramasa dlc
I should be fine with a green fire breathing snake goddess.
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>Quake RL
huscarl a shit
them niggas are as good as dead
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>>257334106
>:D
I see your new here
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>>257336834
200 mil or i blow up your ship and pod you
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>Raiden's HF Blade
Oh shit I need to refill my electrolytes, better drink some Gadorate
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>>257336874
not famillar with klk but you better be confident in her abilities or she will suffer
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>>257334037
But there are other weapons in Binding of Isaac.
Take Epic Fetus, acquire missiles
You're waifu is safe
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>>257336951
Try to, get to K-6 in Delve. CFC is still on deployment
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>>257336932
>your
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>Apple of Eden

I touch it and they all collapse on the floor.
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>>257337037
she's good
the plot armor is stronk
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>>257336951
>Highsec Fag
>threaten anyone
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>>257333662
>Battlefield: Vietnam looks like this
What the fuck, it was ultra-HD in my memories
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>Last game i played was Kirby

Guess i'm just getting the Sword ability.

Unless gaining the power to copy is allowed
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>>257333287
Im pretty good with headshots and i don't think il need more than 1 or 2 bullets
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>>257336019
Furfag pls go
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>>257336667
Rolento's nades or a fire ball? Better than getting close up.
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>>257335154
hue
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>>257335350
What game nigga?

I love me some pike and shot
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>>257333287
I pick the lance, from the same fucking game. My record, on 1/1 damage, is 60 of the fuckers alone. The trick is to ride round them in circles, avoiding their axes and javelins. Then they can be lanced at leisure.

You do need a warhorse to ensure survival, though.
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>>257333287
you poor, poor bastards
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>Just got done playing doom for the first time
>Found a secret weapon
Were good.
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>>257333287
>UT2k4 Instagib Rifle
2ez
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>>257335106
No but if he locks the hatch(which I'm assuming this tank has) I'm sure he can figure out how to at least drive the thing so he can run them over. Not to mention these guys would probably shit themselves at this rumbling metal beast.
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>>257333287
Chainsawhand/roboarm from madworld.
I will protect her smile.
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>>257337478
BERSERK
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She isn't that fucked if you ask me, unless those fuckers know what a sentry is
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>>257337417
nice
now post the real one
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>>257337550
That's the only combo I forget.
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I have a shovel. I'll be fine.
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I'd spend the rest of my days confined inside to protect her.
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bf4 attack helicopter. im sweet
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>>257337601
up down up down?
i think i dont remember
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she aint gettin raped today
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>>257337495
Wouldn't the Huscarls just by pass him and go for the waifu as soon as the retard get's into his metal bawx?
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>>257337367
No.
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>>257337665
>bf4 attack chopper.
They probably could take that POS down with throwing axes
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>infinite ammo rocket launcher from RE2
If not that, then the custom magnum with infinite ammo
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>>257335707
No because your non-Space Marine ass can't control the thing.
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>>257333287
i think ill be fine
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>>257337696
>implying you have the strength and intelligence to wield that properly
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>>257337631
I have know jack shit about Warhammer, but what is the back story to these Dreadnoughts?

Are they just giant walking killing machines or something?

Cause I remember my brother saying something about they were infected with something and it was the only way they could continue to serve
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Monster hunter Dual Blades Enduring Sacrifice, am I as strong as the humans in monster hunter? Because humans are fucking strong in that world. Or the weapons are lighter then the metals we use. Also my Jaggi armor gives me attack up S and my talisman gives me health up +20, do I get to use that as well? Because the whole set is basically weaponized I mean people are using mechs in this thread so I should get my armor.
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>>257337690
Yeah. You're right. But you don't think it fires fast enough to kill them all in time?
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>>257337631
>die for youre waifu in order to protect her for eternity
true dedication
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>>257336874
but she doesnt have her armor anymore ya fuckin nerd so your waifu is getting raped and i'll be one of them
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B-But my waifu can fly. Well the last weapon I used was the high frequently blade so I should be ok
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>>257337941
When a spess muhreen is too badly wounded to continue fighting in the name of the Emprah, they're sealed in coffins and placed in Dreadnoughts.
Then they continue fighting in the name of the Emprah.
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>>257337941
Space Marines who are on the verge of death that are sealed in massive mechs to fight on even on the verge of death.
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I'm okay.
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>>257333287
Water arrows.
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>>257338018
well it should and it has mad range with berserk
or you could just do SPEED and kite them
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>>257337941
Dreadnoughts are manned by Space Marines who have fallen in the battlefield and gotten so badly hurt they would die if they were not encased in a coffin. They control the Dradnought from inside the coffin, most are so close to death they get mad with pain and shit like that.

That's why they say "Even in Death, I still serve".
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>>257337972
>jaggi armor
>dual wielding
it's like you don't know how to hunt monsters
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>>257333287
Smart Pistol MK5 from Titanfall.
Now I just have to learn how to wallrun and I'm all set.
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flame sword MAX levelfrom Ys Origin

well, if i have the majick i would be fine.. but if not...
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>>257337941
dead spess mehreen kept "alive" in a battle sarcophagus.

usually had to be a badass before they died in order to serve the emperor forever (bjorn the fellhanded for example)
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>>257337796
I'd think they'd want to handle the very real possible threat to their lives before they start raping anyone. Though I'm not a psychologist so I don't really know their motivations.
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>The Last Story
Stranger +1
>imbued with an unblockable element
>increases movement speed
>increases sneak attack damage by 50%

They dead.
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>>257337941
Dying or fatally wounded Space Marines can get the honor to get in on of these metal-robot-killermachine coffins to keep fighting for the emperor.

It's lorewise one of the best awards because you can still keep fighting. (+ These robot-coffins are limited becuase they can't build more anymore)
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>>257333287
>Dead Rising

You can get an assault rifle, so I guess I'd use that.
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>>257338257
>Tankred Endures
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>>257337796
What if he took his waifu in there with him?
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The last game I played was Scribblenauts, so I guess I'll go with the fire-breathing living angry black tank that mostly worked out.
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>>257333806
>NTR
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I think I have some chance, at least. Studded leather armor can't deal with superheated plasma too well, right?
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>>257338147
what game and where is most reliable torrent
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>>257338172
>it has mad range with berserk
You realize it has INFINITE range automatically, right?
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>>257338475
Flying too. Forgot to say that.
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>>257338196
Why am I the one who carries most of the teams i'm on then? Jaggi armor is my favorite because it was my first and Dual Swords are just my preferance, I frequently use Switch Axe, Hammer and Greatsword as well. If you can't kill anything wearing any armor or using any weapon you want you aren't a real hunter.
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>>257338585
i meant fire rate, i dont knwo what was going through my head
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>>257338147
Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance.
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>stealth choppa in bf4
someone too sweet me.
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>>257337570
You mean post the shitty weeb edit?
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>>257338575
Supreme Commander, be sure to get the expansion while you're at it
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> Metal Gear Solid

She'll be fine
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>>257333713
AS LONG AS I HAVE THE BURNING GUNDAM, VICTORY IS MINE.
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>>257338725
Will do anon, many thanks.
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>>257338738
You know how to pilot a metal gear?
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Does the main character count as a weapon?
Because he can easily take on 500 Huscarls.

If can I use Hypernova?
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>Dynamite from Blood
I had a whole bunch of them, think I should be fine
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>>257338434
You can also get the Mega Man gun...
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>>257335905
Wait, how did you USE the Ultima weapon?
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>>257333287
Gravity Gun
supercharged version you get in the citadel
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>>257338816
Do you think he'd be unable to learn how to move it in time for 50 guys with metal axes to destroy Metal Gear?
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>>257338816
I thought REX was mostly intuitive?

I mean, Snake picks it up easily enough with no training.
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I never found a Waifu.

I have the Mega Buster.
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>cant even aim right because STR is to low

#YOLO
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>>257333287
I think I'll be alright
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Gundam Extreme VS


Yes im going to be ok.
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No fucking problem.
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>>257338875
You don't. You unleash it.

And then IT decides to rape your waifu.
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This was the last unit that I made an attack with before I stopped playing tonight.
git gud
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>>257333287
>lmg used by swat in mirror's edge

Huscarl shields arent that durable, are they?
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>Negev

[CONTINUED LAUGHTER]
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Minigun from TF2.

Tomoko will forever be mine.
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>>257333287
>Magic Duel Pistols from WildStar

She's safe as fuck. Spellslingers are broken as shit. Given that they're just normal humans I could just hold down the triggers indefinitely and mow them down.
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>>257338816
I thought the radome did most of the work, which is why Snake destroyed that part first.
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>>257339003
They'd be done with her by the time the KotR attack.
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>>257335532
>X
Are you retard or something? Even your character can't hold it properly, but you think you would?
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>>257339046
>NS tank
gg no re
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>>257339073
I just realised that OP didn't specify that the weapon in question had to be one that you could wield.

In that case I also pick Ultima Weapon. You hype for the Fair?
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>>257339191
>implying you can lift that shit
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>>257333287
>semi-automatic crossbow with infinite ammo from DivOS seriously, hold Ctrl and click that thing like a gatling gun
Glorious Elspeth ain't fucked at all (not that she couldn't handle 50 of those pansies anyways).
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>>257338780
Let's be honest anon, you'd probably die trying to use the mobile trace system.
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>>257338972
Are you implying that this neet on a message board is anywhere near as capable a combatant as Snake?
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Raymans fists are my weapon of choice. They can kill pretty much anything in 1 or 2 hits, Huscarls included
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>Company of Heroes 2
I'll just take a Panzer IV.
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>>257333662
Wait, is it an eight shot or nine?
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>>257339324

I'm a big guy, 5' 10" and 135 lbs. I can carry it no sweat.
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>>257333662
>bangitybangity
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>>257333287
THE GAE BOLG

Those fuckers don't have a chance
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>>257339046

They just need to flip your tank and you're fucked. Or throw some metal on top of you and watch you explode instantly.
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>just got raped to death by rabbitmen twice in don't starve while wielding a shovel

great. now this game is going to ruin my life twice in one day
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Mace of Molag Bal. 50 souls for me.
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>>257333287
PFFFFFFFFFF
I fucking played Mount & Blade with the fucking Revenge of the Berzerk mod.
Gutts has no fucking problem.
No, wait, only the weapon?
Oh err I have a fucking long ass sword. Shiiit.
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>>257333287
M246.

She's going to be fucked, but only by me :3
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>>257333287
Ah ha ha ha.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

HAW HAW HAW HAW!
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Doom 3. Pic related.

Also:
>2014
>not having a waifu who can defend herself better than you ever will be able to
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>>257339532

I'm sure they would have finished fucking your waifu before you trigger it.
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>>257339561
>implying you would be able to take them on in combat
If you give a child a sword, and put him against a knight with a dagger, who would win?
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>>257339624

Tidus pls go
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Autocannon for a titan on titanfall. If I am in a Titan I am good to go, if not that will be tricky
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I just finished a round of strike vector.

The huscarls are fucked.
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>>257337241
That's 1942.
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>>257339724
[raffing continues]
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>>257336932
Yeah he should've posted a reaction image

Retard
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Everything's fucked.
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>>257339532
Nigga what, there is no way you'd be able to fire Gae bolg by yourself.

Not only does it have a long set up time, but they had to manually carry that shit around by pulling it on a cart.
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>last used weapon was a mobile suit
>which was carrying a charge Bazooka F type
>which killed a FA gundam

holy fuck do I love vincent's HM zaku, thing can bench press the world and then some with it's load capacity
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>>257339674
>not wanting to be better than your waifu at most things
Do you even seek attention and admiration to calm your shattered psyche?
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lightsaber. maybe i could beat only 1 thanks to tech superiority, but 50 and it's game over
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Do I get infinite ammo like Dante does?
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>>257340056
I can't be better than perfection, anon.
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>>257339791
This about sums up how that would go
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>>257337452
You're dead, mate. Good luck shooting 50 men in a few seconds, because that's how long it would take to reach you when they get within shooting distance
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Negev, easy peasy laying in the dirt yeezy.
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>>257340173
Then you have a bad waifu.
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>>257340139
Using a lightsaber without the force is near impossible.
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>>257339846
>wow look at this fucking sarranid faggot with the p2w shotgun
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>>257340368
Unless you're Han Solo/Boba Fett
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>>257340302
>Negev
>not P90
It's like you don't like to hold W + M1 to win.
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To begin, my waifu is KOS-MOS. She doesn't need my protection.

Although the last video game I played was Super Mario Bros. 3. Invisibility Star says I win.
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>>257340318
A perfect waifu is a bad waifu? How is that so?
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>>257340368
pretty sure that was only because it's really fucking hard to not kill yourself with it though
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>jetstream sam's katana
heh, nothing personal, huscarls
>mfw 3rd day stuck on his 4th vr mission trying to get S rank in revengeance difficulty
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>>257340431
>I don't recognize a Swag-7.
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>>257340442
>implying they aren't force sensitive
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>>257338360
What's the reason they can't reverse engineer old tech anyways? Is it because the tech priests believe that anything that isn't from those [whatsit schematics] is heresy and not intended by the Omnissiah?
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>>257333287
>TR Carbine
Hah.
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I have no quarrel with these men.

That said, if I say Bioshock, do I have to pick just one Plasmid or can I have them all?
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>>257340450
Its like you dont want to crouch and watch the stream of bullets miss every target.
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CSGO AK-47 BITCHES. MY WAIFU WILL BE SUCKING MY DICK WHILE I TAP SHOOT THOSE NIGGERS
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Just played Planetside 2, but I'm really shit at it, i can probably gun down one or two but eventually I'll get an axe to the skull
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>>257333287
>gauss cannon from stalker.
Run in terror.
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>>257340629
Oh, Boco, you piece of shit. At least pretend you care for her.
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>>257340468
Because she doesn't make you feel better about yourself by being worse at things, c'mon son.

Companionship 101.
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What if your Waifu can defeat 50 men at once? Or does that not matter?
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>>257340524
Yeah, they're weightless and have an innate gyroscopic effect. Without space wizard powers, you're as likely to kill yourself with them as you would anyone else
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Last game I played was Battlestations: Midway. I guess I'm using a battleship.
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>>257340807

Very well, I'll fight for her. Question still stands, though.

>>257340848

This too. She'd take them down without breaking a sweat.
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UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, CRY SOME MORE!
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>>257340772
>>257341009
Nord shields are folded 1 million times and are fucking unbreakable.
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>Last uses is an F-86 loaded with rockets
It's gonna be just like that movie where the F-14's go back in time and stomp on Zeroes
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>>257339532
>Not using best Gae Bolg
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>>257341009
>450kg
You ain't using shit.
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>Abra
>Uses teleport
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>>257341336
Maybe he can put it down?
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>>257341009
>can't move for shit
>throwing axe embedded in skull
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>>257333287
HEADSHOTS

ALL

DAY
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>>257339834
>Defending fucking emoticons
Kill yourself, PLEASE
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>>257341336
>Prop it up on some crates, use it like a tripod-mounted MG
>Refresh yourself after the battle with a mixture of spilled Nord tears and blood
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>>257340597
No, they honestly just can't wrap their heads around how the fuck it works
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>>257341447
And what? Hope they walk into its line of fire?
Nah, he'd be way better off with the Stickybomb Launcher. Specifically I'd go with the Scottish Resistance. Set up a bunch of sticky traps.
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>>257333287

Frostmourne hungers.
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>>257341652
>Nordshits
>Smart enough not to march headon into oncoming fire

Pick one
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>>257340368
Bullshit. Constructing one without the force is near impossible. Using one is as simple as using any common technological device.
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>>257335636
>>257339275
this isn't my screenshot, I got the picture from google.
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Dunno if it counts, but I got the arm. I got this.
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>sawn off double barrel 12 gauge shotgun

JUST WALK AWAY
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>>257341760
Actually I changed my mind, not the sticky. The construction PDA. Build yourself a Sentry gun. No way they get past that shit.
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Last game I actually played today was heavily modded Skyrim, so I guess I could just shoot meteors or some shit. I could shoot lightning and convince them I'm Thor, or I could just fly around on a dragon while my bitch gets raped, whatever I do the lighting will look fantastic.
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Deviljho.

He was my greatest weapon against the crimson qurupeco, now he be my guardian as mai waifu and I run for our god damn lives and pray that he doesn't remember we exist.
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>>257340846
So, she should lie to me and fake that I am better than her just because my self-esteem can't take it otherwise? No.

She is the kindest person and really humble, so she wouldn't need to pretend to be worse than me at something in order to make me feel better. At any extent, the mere fact of having her would make me feel excellent by itself, and she chosing me would make me feel the luckiest and best person on the planet for somehow being deserving of her.
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Psht, I'd like to see them stand up to my [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].
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Hmmmm, I have an M4A1 with 120 bullets and my waifu has a sword with some weird, homing steel thorns it it.

I think we good.
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>>257342048
Lol, what?
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Hopefully I don't level Calradia along with them
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I don't have a waifu ;_;
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Do all of them count or the specific one i used?
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>>257333287
>You are allowed one weapon from the last vidya you played.
>TF2
"You morons are about to catch a real beatin'."
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>>257341769
Are you kidding me? It's a weightless plasma sword that constantly tries to reorient itself. Using it as a tool would be probably be simple enough, but as a weapon? Fuck no.

All it would take is a small incorrect flick or your wrist to lop off a limb or take a chunk out of your own gut
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>>257333287
The one and only one.
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Oh, it's on.

Jackhammer is a close second.
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>>257342372
hold it with both hand and swing it in front of you. Do that without anything in your hands and see how difficult it is, and if it tries to reorient itself you just hold it in place.
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Disgaea: Hour of Darkness.

Ultimus. Rank 40 Fist Weapon (max rank) that can only be obtained by stealing it from the ultra powerful "Item God" enemy sitting at the 100th floor of another extremely high ranking weapon. It's also possible to level up the weapon to 100, raising it's already immense power even further. It's description is "World's strongest fist, period".

Those Nords are fucked.
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>space engineers
my autism shall pave the path to victory
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Last game I played was Sim city 4.

Shit, I don't know, can I build a bunch of busy highways in front of them quickly?

Maybe construct a modern metropolis before their very eyes making them forget about her and stare in awe at the future?
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>>257342398
I had a dream of my waifu. She was dead. But it was all right.
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>Planetside 2
>mai raifu
>Betelgeuse 54-A
Bitches you're about to find out why ADAD Orion/Betelgeuse HA is the metagame. You gonna git outskilled.
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>>257333896
SMASH THE FUCKING PHONE!
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>>257342660
just drop a disaster on them or something
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>persona 1

we're perfectly fine, man.
even if i couldn't have a weapon from persona, it's not like my waifu isn't capable of brutally murdering them, especially if i help out with doing so.
only gay niggas settle with weak waifus that cant do shit.
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>Round Shield and axe on my level 32 Nord Raider
Nord bros wouldn't attack me or my waifu, I'd enlist them then we'd go siege some niggers out and live out our days in some shithole of a castle.
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>>257335605
Why would you bring Sajuuk to a bear?

Also, one multibeam frigate from Homeworld 1 is enough.
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>>257342160
Disregard the waifu thing for a second and look at the big picture. We are talking about relationships themselves.

Would you be okay if your partner lied to you, acted dishonestly, just for the sake of making you feel better? Or would you rather that she were straightforward, honest and loved you for who you are, flaws and everything?
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>>257338337
Best option.
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>last played rebirth vanilla wow
>mage got axed by a single level 35 mountain lion because lolresists

fuck, i hope these guys are all level 1
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>>257342943
I dunno, depends on the situation and my mood. If my girl lied to keep me from feeling like shit it's already implied she loves me for who I am and cares about how I feel.

>>257342731
Why not use an air vehicle?
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>>257342538
You have to parry and move. Fighting in combat is not the same as standing perfectly still while swinging directly infront of you.

Unless you happen to be fucking Rurouni Kenshin or something, I doubt you'd have the complete control over the placement of your weightless death sword while ducking and dodging for your life.
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>>257333287
>MH3U
the highest-damage bow with wide artillery shots. That should make short work of any army.
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>>257341549
>my le reaction faces are much more superior, funny and sophisticated
No you kill yourself
Not even the guy you replied to
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>>257333287
>screw attack
gg ez
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>>257342906
>implying the spinning death beams of a Kadeshi MBF wouldn't still drill a 2k deep crater where you and your waifu used to be.
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>>257342943

What if you're unlovable?
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>>257333287
>Last game I played was assisting my gf through FireRed on an emulator
>You said one "weapon"
>mfw Mewtwo vs. 50 of these poor niggers
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>>257342683
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>>257343332
well to be fair, it IS an imageboard and the face wasnt even necessary in the first place

not even the guy you replied to either
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>Rusty Bastard Sword from M&B:W

Easy, just diagonally close in on the nords, then back up straightaway, killing them one by one

I'd probably get 10-12 down before I lost all my HP
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>>257343347
Have you seen how precise they are?

Not very. The spinning motion throws it off in game. But still can go after fighters with that shit.
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>>257343456
>50 niggers
Better have some ethers handy.
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>last game is EUIV
>Prussia
>Smallest Stack atm is 16k (prussian murica liberation stack)

Im fine.
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>>257343236
Well, it can go through everything, so attempting a parry will just land a hunk of sharp metal in your neck. Your best bet would probably be to try to hold it out in front of you and try to duck and weave like a fist fight. You could try to intimidate them into forming a shield wall by slicing up something, which would allow you to decapitate them like 10 of them in one go.
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>>257339524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHgZh4GV9G0
>150 kilograms
>135lb = 61 kilograms

tomoko will be theirs first
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Any weapon from dark souls 2.

Assuming Catalysts, Avelyn, hexes, etc count then she's fine.

Even though I don't have a waifu
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>>257341560
Oh, you're going to lift that up on a set of crates are you? And those crates will be strong enough to hold 450kg?
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The World.

I'm gonna steamroll over these faggots, and then proceed to rape the waifu myself.
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>>257343394
If you were in a relationship with someone as in the hypothetical case we are talking about, then that would meant that she finds something in you lovable, independently of your personal self-image, wheter it is good or bad.
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>>257343561
You're better off with the accuracy and fire rate of a Dervish.

Somtaaw Strong
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NWN2: MoTB.

So either I cast Vampiric Feast or Premonition.
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>>257343507
But he was showing us the tank.
What was he going to do, post a double image?
There is literally nothing wrong with emoticons if they're used sparsely. Or are you the kind of autist to just give a stone-cold no-fun-allowed reply when a qt writes hhey whats up anon? ;D x" to you?
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>>257343818
Somtaaw units are all too strong already. Just needed to combat a stronger enemy.

Also dem super acolytes. Dem Taiidani destroyers that cannot be infested. 1 Super acolyte can wreck a whole field.
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>>257343654
They're Huscarls though. What's really frightening about them is the throwing axes
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>>257343796

Hm. Poor thing is delusional.
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All good nigga
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>>257333287
>Meltagun
I'll be fine
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BEGIN STITCHING

The quad dushkas will fuck them up
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>First Assassin's Creed

I can huddle in a corner and spam counter until they all die.
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>>257344075
Well if you already have a shit weapon you really have no choice since parrying will just add to the problem, you're going to have to go hyper tard rage to try to be as unpredictable as possible so that they can't hit you by leading their axes.
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>>257344176
Huscarls would pelt you with throwing axes before you could enter effective range of a regular melta gun
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>Lego Marvel

Well shit.
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>>257344156
My nigga
>mfw I raped everyone with the guided missles
>mfw I was one of the few who could shoot them down.
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I played FTL using the stealth ship. How many huscarls can a flak cannon kill in one shot?
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>>257344143
Look, buddy, if your self-esteem is so fucking low that you can't even keep a "relationship" with a fictional character, that is your goddamn problem.
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>Estoc +10 and Dragonrider Greatbow

Eeehhh... Maybe if I could funnel them into a hallway or a Siege Ladder
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>>257333287

>Last game I played was Mount and Blade
>I had a Warhorse and a Heavy Lance

It'll take a while but based couched damage will save the day.
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>>257333287
I've got AK from CSGO, going for the headtap I got plenty of bullets.
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>>257344212
Not even the Overlord tank.
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Good thing I start with 50 bullets.
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i think i would kill my wafiu in the process
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Is Solid Snake considered a weapon?
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>>257344309
Hide behind the palisade, or even a rock, or hell cover yourself in grass and ambush them
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>>257344563
Not necessary when you can turn them into gruyere cheese with that quad son
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>Super Mario World

>Get a Starman
>Touch the enemies
>They die

Lol rekt.
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>cs:go negav

COME GET SOME YOU FUCKS.
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>>257333287
>
>>257333662
>.png
>ping
haha I get it
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>>257344863

No
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>>257344863
yes
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>>257333287
>FEAR Penetrator

I'll be fine methinks
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Good luck.
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>>257345094

Is Raiden considered a weapon?
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>>257333287
About half that number of I6 mercs from floris, the one-handed/shield type.
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>>257345354

No, Revolver ocelot isn't a weapon either
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Last weapon was a takedown, how many augments do I get?
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They ain't got shit on me. i can cut them and their hatchet down even before they see me.
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>last game was Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
Huscarls meet boot.
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>>257344903
what would you rather keep after you deal with them, the truck or a tank?
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>>257333287
>ak47 from csgo

She'll be fine.
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>>257339524

>5' 10" and 135 lbs
>Big

5'10 is pushing it but 135 pounds? You're fucking tiny.
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they can't do shit in the field against my 108 Swadian knight army
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Bring all the knights you've got bitch. No one is taking this princess from her castle.
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>>257346259
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My only weapon is logic.
At least my waifu can fend for herself a bit, probably better than I can.
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>>257333287
Wait, my waifu is a stronger fighter than 50 Huscarls. I have an M16A4 in my hands, but I wouldn't even be needed to easily win.

OP should have thought about potential waifu power levels.
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>>257333287
She's safe as fuck. The last game I played was Warface. Just LMG them down and bang my waifu.
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>>257346434
>21fps

How the fuck? Are you playing on a literal toaster?
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>>257335384
>implies you are implying implifications

Are you really implying?
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>>257346779
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>>257334302

It can't you fucking asshole. What Xcom are you playing where heavy plasma hits more than 1 enemy at a time?

50 huscarls are going to fuckstomp your brains out
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>>257335154
>implying western weapons aren't ballin as shit yo
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>>257333287
Pretty fucked I guess. This is probably the best I can use.
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>>257339524

>5'10 and 135 lbs

You'll probably get knocked over by the wind
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Well shit.
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>>257344741
Aw shit, Super Robot Wars J has Mazinkaiser? I have to fucking play that.
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>>257333896
Das a nice you have on your shoulders...

Welllllll fuck.
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>>257333958
they might lose morale with that kinda crazy witchcraft
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>>257336576
>Warframe
>picks a may-lay weapon instead of the Penta or the Ogris
What the fuck man.
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well, it doesn't use ammo...
>huscarls 2 OP
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>>257335673
The worst of all is that i find him attractive. Fucking EA.
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As long as I can keep eating food in combat, I'll be fine. This is it!
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I don't know how exactly overkill using a BGreen Beam on 50 Nords would be, but fuck it.
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I think she'll be just fine.
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>Artificial Academy 2

My dick shall suffice.
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>>257346041
Not that anon but with the Quad Cannon's rate of fire, I'd say it has a higher chance to get through unscathed than the Overlord, and drive home to a garage.

The Overlord will end up with a lot of scratches on the paint, be covered in blood, and there's a chance that an axe may enter one of the viewing ports around that thing and kill you.
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>>257350876
Couldn't you get the miniguns on the overlord, or am I retarded?
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>>257351456
>Not getting the emperor overlord to have miniguns and heal you and your waifu during the fight
or at least
>Not getting the bunker upgrade, putting your waifu in it and laughing
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>DDS

I guess I could use Heat's grenade launcher if I can't use the demon power.

If I can then I just devour 50 niggas and proceed to devour my waifu since I can't control it
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>>257351456
The Overlord's chainguns have to be purchased, and then built on top of it.
It's ability to target is not as good as the Quad Cannon's because the main turret could be spinning in one direction while the chaingun is trying to aim towards the other direction. The chaingun then needs to wind up as it fires.

The Quad Cannon's cannon is fast, almost retardedly fast on how fast it can rotate and begin stitching. Also, if the truck stops by on some junk piles, the cannon can be upgraded to be even faster and have a higher rate of fire.
It doesn't have to wind up like the overlord's before it can put holes into things.
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>MY PSO2 Gear
>Gunsword

Gonna need far more than 50 Huscarls to take me out. Maybe some Cavalry will give you a bit of a chance.
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Marder 1A5 from Combat Mission Shock Force, complete with crew. 700 r/m 20mm autocannon and milan F3 ATGM.

Today, I rape 50 sea raiders.
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>>257333287
So I get any Pokemon that I own?

If yes, Dragonite is here to rape some ass and protect my waifu.
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