Your waifu just confessed your love for but 50 of these mother fuckers are coming to rape her. You are allowed one weapon from the last vidya you played. How fucked is she?
Thorntrunk bow from Lionheart. That shit is hardass tier.
>I don't think I'd be able to wield it, but you didn't ask that.
Vanilla or Floris?
>In floris they aint shit but hoes and tricks.
>Binding of Issac
>the only way to be able to defeat them is if I cried more
>they'd have to rape my waifu for me to be able to beat them
>tfw I cant remember the last game I actually played
I always talk about games, but I barely have the time to play them anymore
>XCOM blaster launcher
I'm good. You can't dodge that shit and the blast radius is huge. Alternatively, a heavy plasma. That would probably work too if I could aim it well enough. I figure one bolt can go through a couple at a time.
It does mate, it really does
Well...have fun mate
LET THEM COME. I HAVE NO NEED FOR PUNY WEAPONS OF STEEL AND IRON. THEY WILL BREAK THEMSELVES AGAINST MY FISTS AND THEIR SPIRITS AGAINST MY BODY!
You are weak, infidel! My forces will ultimately bring you to your knees!
A Glock 17 from Underhell
Could be worse I guess, I can just shoot them. They'd probably be so freaked out by my future technology that makes loud bangs and their friends fall down dead that they'd turn tail and run, and, if not, assuming I have the magazines for it, it probably wouldn't be that bad anyway. I'd just need some space so I could run away and shoot at the same time.
These weapons with arms strengthened with bronze plates and strung with horsehair are capable of propelling a heavy bolts up to a mile away, but because of their sheer strength, the recoil of each shot causes the weapon to shift from its original position, so the same target cannot be hit on two consecutive fires. An experienced crew can cock and release two bolts each minute. It is a deadly and very costly weapon.
My superior nipland paper plane will save my pure waifu
Upgraded buster from Megaman X 2.
>Come at me bros.
but what if my waifu is an android girl with no built in vagina and has machine guns for fingers?
Can't summon him in the real world,you are fucked
/k/ pls go, it works fine in my vidya gaems and that's what this thread is about anyway
that isn't how guns work
I mean I'd do that if I had to in order to save her but that isn't how guns work at all
Don't worry, I have my backup weapon. Able to easily cut through their filthy western weapons.
>no built in vagina
What shitty scientist designed her?
>implying I would need to protect her from anything
Does this times about 10,000 count? Armies using pike and shot was my last weapon in a game.
>implying you can shoot, reload and hit 100% of the time
>implying they won't get to you fairly quickly
>implying you won't be raped before your waifu is raped
>Waiting for Bannerlord
one that realizes that waifus should be loved for their hearts and not for their vaginas
also she has jets on her legs
In your video games it'll still take several rounds to down a guy. We aren't even talking about effective range here too. Your waifu is gonna get raped in every hole and she's gonna like it.
Does a Dreadnought count as a weapon?
I have no idea what you're talking about, sorry. Never even been to /k/.
Also I totally read OP wrong, I thought it was the last weapon you used, not you get to pick any of them
In that case I'll take the machine gun mounted on the troop transport vehicle you escape the compound in
That'll do it
Feels bad man.
You have to be able to hit them from several hundred meters away. I doubt you could reliably hit them, on the other hand, they can sprint 300 meters in about 40 seconds. How many do you think you can kill in that time?
She most likely can probably wreck the shit of every single one of em without even trying.
But i got the contra's spread, so i guess i will be the one dropping at least 10% of em.
RIP in piece, Huscarls
heheheheh. It's a magical place.
I think I'd be able to get one shot out of this fucking thing, and then my arm would be blown off by recoil
Do powers given by a devil fruit count?
If yes then I think I'm set.
>The .444 Revolver from E.Y.E
I think I'll be fine.
Do we count the Frames as weapons or no?
im just gonna chill in orbit and send some drones
maybe railgun IDK
They would not survive the attempt. I don't think I'd even have to do anything.
>I thought they were after our waifus
But there are other weapons in Binding of Isaac.
Take Epic Fetus, acquire missiles
You're waifu is safe
Im pretty good with headshots and i don't think il need more than 1 or 2 bullets
I pick the lance, from the same fucking game. My record, on 1/1 damage, is 60 of the fuckers alone. The trick is to ride round them in circles, avoiding their axes and javelins. Then they can be lanced at leisure.
You do need a warhorse to ensure survival, though.
you poor, poor bastards
No but if he locks the hatch(which I'm assuming this tank has) I'm sure he can figure out how to at least drive the thing so he can run them over. Not to mention these guys would probably shit themselves at this rumbling metal beast.
She isn't that fucked if you ask me, unless those fuckers know what a sentry is
I'd spend the rest of my days confined inside to protect her.
I have know jack shit about Warhammer, but what is the back story to these Dreadnoughts?
Are they just giant walking killing machines or something?
Cause I remember my brother saying something about they were infected with something and it was the only way they could continue to serve
Monster hunter Dual Blades Enduring Sacrifice, am I as strong as the humans in monster hunter? Because humans are fucking strong in that world. Or the weapons are lighter then the metals we use. Also my Jaggi armor gives me attack up S and my talisman gives me health up +20, do I get to use that as well? Because the whole set is basically weaponized I mean people are using mechs in this thread so I should get my armor.
B-But my waifu can fly. Well the last weapon I used was the high frequently blade so I should be ok
When a spess muhreen is too badly wounded to continue fighting in the name of the Emprah, they're sealed in coffins and placed in Dreadnoughts.
Then they continue fighting in the name of the Emprah.
Dreadnoughts are manned by Space Marines who have fallen in the battlefield and gotten so badly hurt they would die if they were not encased in a coffin. They control the Dradnought from inside the coffin, most are so close to death they get mad with pain and shit like that.
That's why they say "Even in Death, I still serve".
I'd think they'd want to handle the very real possible threat to their lives before they start raping anyone. Though I'm not a psychologist so I don't really know their motivations.
Dying or fatally wounded Space Marines can get the honor to get in on of these metal-robot-killermachine coffins to keep fighting for the emperor.
It's lorewise one of the best awards because you can still keep fighting. (+ These robot-coffins are limited becuase they can't build more anymore)
I think I have some chance, at least. Studded leather armor can't deal with superheated plasma too well, right?
what game and where is most reliable torrent
Why am I the one who carries most of the teams i'm on then? Jaggi armor is my favorite because it was my first and Dual Swords are just my preferance, I frequently use Switch Axe, Hammer and Greatsword as well. If you can't kill anything wearing any armor or using any weapon you want you aren't a real hunter.
> Metal Gear Solid
She'll be fine
AS LONG AS I HAVE THE BURNING GUNDAM, VICTORY IS MINE.
Does the main character count as a weapon?
Because he can easily take on 500 Huscarls.
If can I use Hypernova?
>Dynamite from Blood
I had a whole bunch of them, think I should be fine
I think I'll be alright
Gundam Extreme VS
Yes im going to be ok.
No fucking problem.
This was the last unit that I made an attack with before I stopped playing tonight.
>Magic Duel Pistols from WildStar
She's safe as fuck. Spellslingers are broken as shit. Given that they're just normal humans I could just hold down the triggers indefinitely and mow them down.
I just realised that OP didn't specify that the weapon in question had to be one that you could wield.
In that case I also pick Ultima Weapon. You hype for the Fair?
>semi-automatic crossbow with infinite ammo from DivOS
seriously, hold Ctrl and click that thing like a gatling gun
Glorious Elspeth ain't fucked at all (not that she couldn't handle 50 of those pansies anyways).
Raymans fists are my weapon of choice. They can kill pretty much anything in 1 or 2 hits, Huscarls included
>Company of Heroes 2
I'll just take a Panzer IV.
THE GAE BOLG
Those fuckers don't have a chance
I fucking played Mount & Blade with the fucking Revenge of the Berzerk mod.
Gutts has no fucking problem.
No, wait, only the weapon?
Oh err I have a fucking long ass sword. Shiiit.
Ah ha ha ha.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
HAW HAW HAW HAW!
Doom 3. Pic related.
>not having a waifu who can defend herself better than you ever will be able to
Nigga what, there is no way you'd be able to fire Gae bolg by yourself.
Not only does it have a long set up time, but they had to manually carry that shit around by pulling it on a cart.
>last used weapon was a mobile suit
>which was carrying a charge Bazooka F type
>which killed a FA gundam
holy fuck do I love vincent's HM zaku, thing can bench press the world and then some with it's load capacity
This about sums up how that would go
>jetstream sam's katana
heh, nothing personal, huscarls
>mfw 3rd day stuck on his 4th vr mission trying to get S rank in revengeance difficulty
What's the reason they can't reverse engineer old tech anyways? Is it because the tech priests believe that anything that isn't from those [whatsit schematics] is heresy and not intended by the Omnissiah?
Oh, Boco, you piece of shit. At least pretend you care for her.
>Last uses is an F-86 loaded with rockets
It's gonna be just like that movie where the F-14's go back in time and stomp on Zeroes
>Not using best Gae Bolg
And what? Hope they walk into its line of fire?
Nah, he'd be way better off with the Stickybomb Launcher. Specifically I'd go with the Scottish Resistance. Set up a bunch of sticky traps.
Dunno if it counts, but I got the arm. I got this.
Last game I actually played today was heavily modded Skyrim, so I guess I could just shoot meteors or some shit. I could shoot lightning and convince them I'm Thor, or I could just fly around on a dragon while my bitch gets raped, whatever I do the lighting will look fantastic.
He was my greatest weapon against the crimson qurupeco, now he be my guardian as mai waifu and I run for our god damn lives and pray that he doesn't remember we exist.
So, she should lie to me and fake that I am better than her just because my self-esteem can't take it otherwise? No.
She is the kindest person and really humble, so she wouldn't need to pretend to be worse than me at something in order to make me feel better. At any extent, the mere fact of having her would make me feel excellent by itself, and she chosing me would make me feel the luckiest and best person on the planet for somehow being deserving of her.
Hopefully I don't level Calradia along with them
Do all of them count or the specific one i used?
>You are allowed one weapon from the last vidya you played.
"You morons are about to catch a real beatin'."
Are you kidding me? It's a weightless plasma sword that constantly tries to reorient itself. Using it as a tool would be probably be simple enough, but as a weapon? Fuck no.
All it would take is a small incorrect flick or your wrist to lop off a limb or take a chunk out of your own gut
hold it with both hand and swing it in front of you. Do that without anything in your hands and see how difficult it is, and if it tries to reorient itself you just hold it in place.
Disgaea: Hour of Darkness.
Ultimus. Rank 40 Fist Weapon (max rank) that can only be obtained by stealing it from the ultra powerful "Item God" enemy sitting at the 100th floor of another extremely high ranking weapon. It's also possible to level up the weapon to 100, raising it's already immense power even further. It's description is "World's strongest fist, period".
Those Nords are fucked.
Last game I played was Sim city 4.
Shit, I don't know, can I build a bunch of busy highways in front of them quickly?
Maybe construct a modern metropolis before their very eyes making them forget about her and stare in awe at the future?
I had a dream of my waifu. She was dead. But it was all right.
we're perfectly fine, man.
even if i couldn't have a weapon from persona, it's not like my waifu isn't capable of brutally murdering them, especially if i help out with doing so.
only gay niggas settle with weak waifus that cant do shit.
>Round Shield and axe on my level 32 Nord Raider
Nord bros wouldn't attack me or my waifu, I'd enlist them then we'd go siege some niggers out and live out our days in some shithole of a castle.
Disregard the waifu thing for a second and look at the big picture. We are talking about relationships themselves.
Would you be okay if your partner lied to you, acted dishonestly, just for the sake of making you feel better? Or would you rather that she were straightforward, honest and loved you for who you are, flaws and everything?
I dunno, depends on the situation and my mood. If my girl lied to keep me from feeling like shit it's already implied she loves me for who I am and cares about how I feel.
Why not use an air vehicle?
You have to parry and move. Fighting in combat is not the same as standing perfectly still while swinging directly infront of you.
Unless you happen to be fucking Rurouni Kenshin or something, I doubt you'd have the complete control over the placement of your weightless death sword while ducking and dodging for your life.
>implying the spinning death beams of a Kadeshi MBF wouldn't still drill a 2k deep crater where you and your waifu used to be.
>Last game I played was assisting my gf through FireRed on an emulator
>You said one "weapon"
>mfw Mewtwo vs. 50 of these poor niggers
Well, it can go through everything, so attempting a parry will just land a hunk of sharp metal in your neck. Your best bet would probably be to try to hold it out in front of you and try to duck and weave like a fist fight. You could try to intimidate them into forming a shield wall by slicing up something, which would allow you to decapitate them like 10 of them in one go.
>135lb = 61 kilograms
tomoko will be theirs first
I'm gonna steamroll over these faggots, and then proceed to rape the waifu myself.
If you were in a relationship with someone as in the hypothetical case we are talking about, then that would meant that she finds something in you lovable, independently of your personal self-image, wheter it is good or bad.
You're better off with the accuracy and fire rate of a Dervish.
But he was showing us the tank.
What was he going to do, post a double image?
There is literally nothing wrong with emoticons if they're used sparsely. Or are you the kind of autist to just give a stone-cold no-fun-allowed reply when a qt writes hhey whats up anon? ;D x" to you?
Somtaaw units are all too strong already. Just needed to combat a stronger enemy.
Also dem super acolytes. Dem Taiidani destroyers that cannot be infested. 1 Super acolyte can wreck a whole field.
The quad dushkas will fuck them up
Well if you already have a shit weapon you really have no choice since parrying will just add to the problem, you're going to have to go hyper tard rage to try to be as unpredictable as possible so that they can't hit you by leading their axes.
About half that number of I6 mercs from floris, the one-handed/shield type.
Last weapon was a takedown, how many augments do I get?
They ain't got shit on me. i can cut them and their hatchet down even before they see me.