Zelda sure has been taking her vitamins.
>It took a third party to restore good looking character design to the Zelda franchise
Man, we have been stuck with serious uggos since the jump to 3D happened. Why does Nintendo think Zelda's style needs to be "Ugly"
>if there are even larger tits, those tits aren't huge
That makes no sense.
>No happy mask salesman
>No zora band members
>No bunny hood
>No hover boots
>No ice arrows
>No grappling hook
>No bomb arrows
>No fierce deity
>No phantom ganon
>No dark link
>no ikana stalfos
>No skull kid
>No silver /gold gauntlets
This is the problem. It's a video game, not a modelling contest. The tits are exactly as big as they look because they aren't real tits, subject to gravity or costuming.
They weren't exactly spectacular, but c'mon man
Seems about the same as Twilight, with the exception that her dress isn't being sucked by her breasts like a vacuum and there isn't much in the way of lightning
It's not. Her nose isn't even that big. You can see from the side. For some reason the shading at the bottom is just out of control.
I finally got around to starting Skyward Sword and holy shit, best Zelda ever. You can feel her vagina leaking over how much she wants Link in the prologue. Why can't every Zelda get this much action? Usually Link barely really even knows her.
She comes to mind as probably the second most fleshed out Zelda, but it's still sort of Link just happens upon her, she doesn't even know who she is, gets taken, shit goes down.
Better than usual reasons to go after her and all, but not like childhood best friend anime plot storyline depth.
>Original Characters who're identical to existing villains
>Absolutely no acknowledgment of the 2D games
Pic related, an armored guy who has an alternate dragon form. Only idiots would defend inventing Valga when this guy already exists. He's even a dark servant to Ganon.
>Capcom developed Oracles, so Nintendo might not have the rights to them.
The same way they don't have the rights to Wonder Red? Didn't Ezlo even end up in Brawl?
Not everything is Geno y'know. Super Mario RPG was a spinoff. the Oracle games are as "mainline" as anything else.
Point is that just because there are those bigger than Cia doesn't mean Cia's aren't big. That'd be like saying that because there are ones bigger than Lara Croft's means here's aren't really that big.
I don't think it matters if you consider SMRPG a spinoff or not, because regardless it's still a part of the Mario franchise.
Anyway my point was that we really don't know the state of who owns what exactly. Nintendo might own the rights to Onox, they might not, I for one don't claim to know.
Also Valga doesn't look anything like Onox. And really Onox is a glorified Iron Knuckle.
>These are big breasts
>There are bigger
>Jesus fuck, anon, there's bigger out there
>Doesn't mean hers still aren't big
Does it fucking matter?
That shin feels strangely familiar
>/r/ing that one spirit Zelda .gif
>I don't think it matters if you consider SMRPG a spinoff or not, because regardless it's still a part of the Mario franchise.
We're debating legalities here.
for SMRPG Nintendo gave the mario universe to a company and asked them to make an RPG out of it. For the Oracle series Nintendo contracted a company to make several proper Zelda games and even allowed them to incorporate stuff like Ganon, Impa and Twinrova.
I think it's equally foolish on their part to not show us any acknowledgements of those games before release.
YOU are making the assumption that Nintendo wouldn't own these villains for no other reason than Capcom handling development. YOUR assumption is the bigger one. It's not a stretch to think Nintendo owns most of the original characters present in the games from their biggest IPs.
Senran Kagura and Nintendo happened.
Even gay men like tits.
Because that's a workable assumption. It's safe to assume Nintendo owns Zelda related stuff until proven otherwise.
We're well past "first" and nearing the end of the pre-release information.
>Senran Kagura and Nintendo happened.
But it seems like the majority of breast threads I see start with Tifa.
It really isn't though, because it's an ASSUMPTION. Again, I don't claim to assume the truth. You do.
>It really isn't though, because it's an ASSUMPTION.
My assumption>your assumption
It's much easier to assume Nintendo owns everything Zelda than to assume that the one unique situation surrounding one character from one game from a different series involved with a different developer also applies to Zelda.
>It really isn't though, because it's an ASSUMPTION. Again, I don't claim to assume the truth. You do.
Not him but it's not an assumption. SMRPG has listed both Squaresoft and Nintendo as copyright holders. Oracle games have only Nintendo listed as copyright holder. Stop spreading this myth about Capcom owning those characters.
>Why can't every Zelda get this much action?
She does nothing for the rest of the game
>My assumption>your assumption
Now you're just being a shithead. All I was doing was pointing out that since Capcom developed Oracles, Nintendo might not have full ownership of the original characters. MIGHT NOT.
So stop acting like everything you say is a matter of fact.
Again, just bringing up a possibility to answer that question. Jesus christ what is wrong with you people?
People started remembering how great tits were. In an age full of shitposting and political correctness, nothing makes things better than a pair of fine breasts. And what better example than Tifa, the classic wet dream? The one that made you realize that women weren't icky.
>get proven wrong on theoretical and actual grounds
>BAWWWW JUST LET ME BEEEEE
I wasn't proven wrong though. Especially since I never argued that I was necessarily right and that Onox definitely wasn't owned by Nintendo.
But I guess there's no point in arguing with a 12-year-old faggot like you.
SS Zelda is my favorite, and I agree with having her around for plot.
But I would like her to participate more and not just get taken away, most of the games have done that and it would be nice if she just commanded you (the hero) through missions since she is well the princess and you are her knight.
>I have no counter to that, so I'll just shitpost
But then the zelda fanbase is one of the worst on /v/.
I already countered you. Your speculation was wrong and retarded even without the rpoof that was so kindly provided by the other poster.
>mfw you simply can't handle being wrong on 4chan
>People actually being hyped for shitty pre-order dlc skins
Fuck that. The default designs are better than the ones in TP and SS and they bastardized the OoT versions
That said, can we have some Ganondorf hype?
You didn't prove shit. Call me when you have papers from Nintendo instead of just speculation.
>mfw you can't into any sort of reading comprehension
Anon spectating the debate here, you haven't countered shit, try again
>isn't involved in the debate
>thinks he knows what's up
all you're doing is proving yourself as dumb as this retard who thinks it's safer to assume Nintendo doesn't own Zelda stuff than to assume it does.
>this retard who thinks it's safer to assume Nintendo doesn't own Zelda stuff than to assume it does.
Except he already said he's just throwing a possibility, which is, because your assumption, as the word "assumption" says, isn't 100% and has a possibility to be wrong
I think you're trying too hard to own the guy
I think SS Zelda is okay, but there's something about her that annoys the everlasting shit out of me.
She's a student at the Knight Academy, the headmaster's daughter no less. But she only managed to get through one and a half dungeons? You'd think a knight in training (same as Link) and the reincarnation of a war god would be a touch more capable than that. Even Demise calls her out for being a disappointment.
Your'e right, he hasn't proved shit. I however have, with facts and shit.
Eh, I thought that as well while I was playing. Notably too how Groose had difficulty with stuff, yet he was able to build a machine to help you seal the forbidden one (but he stood no chance agaisnt Ghirahim, for example)
I actually am glad that the default designs are nice enough that I wouldn't mind missing the dlc. I'm hoping it'll still show up on the eshop at a later point.
About Ganondorf, I really like what I saw on that trailer. The music was pretty great, too.
There are things called push up bras that push your tits up a bit to make them look bigger. Also pads but those tend to fall out, so she wouldn't wear those when she's running around and shit.
But if swedes cannot link your NID with CN....are you screwed? Can't you just get a code for the DLC and download them?
Surprised the armpit fags hasn't been all over all the HW characters with easy access exposed pits.
Also, in addition to the Club Nintendo, bookmark this site:
This site is where you collect download codes for the 10% you get back from your virtual eshop purchases.
>buy game for $59.99
>get 599 points
>500 points turn into a redeemable $5 download code with 99 extra points left over for the next code
Now I don't know nothing about that
Remember when you used to unlock all that shit in the game?
>the promo is ending this december
real shame, considering this stuff actually pushed me a bit into buying digital on the eshop
Screw Zelda, when do we get a King reveal?
No no, in this situation, she is a psychopath. See so many people get that mixed up, they're like "Sherlock Holmes is a psychopath!" and that's wrong, he's a sociopath. But Wand of Gamelon Zelda is a pscyhopath because she doesn't have demented delusions of murder, she just outright murders.
>Trying to start shit when everyone is just happy talking about tits
>Rape my womb with your dick semen!
>It's like a butt-pussy!
>I'm being fucked by my own cock!
>Impregnate my ass!
>I'm floating on cocks!
>I-I'm sorry I kind of raped you...
>Come into a thread that is trying to start shit.
>Get accused of trying to start shit.
Well I have no big breasted loli's to give. I'm sorry I have failed you anon.
Link was a wandering adventurer sort, and saved her from Ganon.
So having to stay at the castle and watch the Triforce instead of wandering everywhere and getting harlot Elf poon in ye local tavern was a step down for him.
Also even though he saved the land, Zelda was like "Good now shut up"
The OP was neither positive or negative. You're the one who attached meaning to it. He was simply commenting that Zelda now has tits. You're the one who brought up negativity.
Midna is the only one fans wanted. No one wanted Agitha, Darunia, Ruto and the three oc characters, cia, lana and that dragon faggot who isn't an oc because he turns into a boss we swear.
>SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
Every time, every fucking time
>I didn't want it, therefore nobody wanted it.
I wanted a goron rep with the megaton hammer from day fucking one. Darunia was beyond my expectations and got me hyped as fuck. And apparently cute little girls are popular in Japan. WHO FUCKING KNEW?
Well then I apologize. But still I see an awful lot of breast hate from anons on /v/. I really am curious if a lot of gay anons post here (I only ask because I post on /co/ a lot and there are a fuck ton of them there)
To be fair, that's a big fat target.
>My cock is digging around inside my pussy
My original post complained about OP? Because I am pretty sure I brought that up as a defense against an anon saying I was trying to start shit. To which I replied this whole thread was begun with trying to start shit.
>People not wanting Darunia and Ruto
They were like the most commonly asked for characters in the HW threads before they revealed. I just take Agitha as the mandatory "Out of left field pick" that these crossovers often have.
She's a delicious brown evil masked woman with white uneven hair and big fat orbs of power and wisdom. But she yearns to be filled with courage, and has become obsessed with Link to provide what she needs.
/v/ has a high population and thus a high concentration, just as /b/, /co/, /tv/, /vg/ and even /pol/.
Also keep in mind that most negative breast comments aren't gays but flat-fags trying to confirm that their fetish is better and more acceptable. Everyone secretly wants their fetish to be the norm since it's the only thing they know.
Well I didn't think they were starting it. In all honesty I just wanted to know because I'm trying to compile evidence that gays are slowly becoming the antihipsters (into everything popular in social media like vidya/comics/radical politics) as a defense against an ever increasing number of hipsters being "gay" because it's seen as the "counter culture"
How could you forget the 5000 waifus from Nintendos very own waifu simulator?
Pic related, it is an actual costume and character you can have in the game, no joke.
More child friendly nintendo characters.
That isn't happening, You can't force yourself to change sexualities unless you're a legit bisexual(I.E people who like futa).
/v/ just has fags because in every basic population there are fags who do the same shit everyone else does. It only seems weird to people who think every homosexual is a cuck guzzling drag queen that desperately seeks out attention and makes their sexuality the epitome of their sad existence.
Dark Magic power is increased by sexiness
because the media and people have perpetuated that D/DD cups are humungous, oversized, gigantic tits.
That and they don't realize how bra sizing works.
Nowi and Nah 3 way is the only answer.
>you can't force yourself to change sexualities unless you're a legit bisexual
Hence why I said "gay". the hipsters say they are gay because it's seen as counter culture which ruins normal gay people who just want to be left alone and live their lives/like the things they like. But this is just a theory.
I always hate when people use the numbers to "specify" cup size.
>Yo, she was like a 28DD!
>Naw, man, they were more like 36DD!
NO STOP IT THAT NUMBER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CUPS AND YOU'RE HURTING MY AUTISM!
Shje looks cute with the bucky teeth, fuck off
>Why the fuck do women let their buck teeth hang with their mouth open like that?
Because when you have large buck teeth your lips don't naturally cover them. Notice how she has to make her lips cover her teeth by intentionally moving them to do so.
Everyone laugh at this retard that doesn't know what he is talking about
Number is circumfrence of breast area of torso at thickest. Small number means smaller torso, larger number means bigger torso.
A 36DD would have a 36 inch torso circumfrence with 5-inches of that being breast.
No she doesn't she looks like a fucking retard
>hot gluing isn't playing with it
No, the number doesn't include the breasts at all. It's the torso area just UNDER the breasts. To get that number, you actually lift the breasts up and wrap the measuring tape around the torso, with the tape bumping up into the underside of the breasts.
Similar to how you have to move your balls out of the way (usually by putting a book between your legs) to properly measure your inseam.
I don't do math I just like breasts. Especially brown ones.
You might be a girl. Men are lucky and have just three things to track with pants: Waist, Length, and Inseam.
Meanwhile girls just get nebulous size numbers or letters. Goodness if you need to figure out what a Zero means.
You might be. Pic related is your inseam. If you only measure up to where your balls hang, you're actually not measuring your full inseam. The best method to get your full inseam is to put a book between your legs and push the spine up into your crotch, then have someone measure from the floor to the spine of the book.
Inseam measurements on pants don't actually mean "These pants have a 32 inch inseam," what it means is, "These pants properly fit a person with a 32 inch inseam." So it's important to know your full inseam size.
You can measure yourself if you use a sturdy winding tape measure or if you use a flexible tape measure but step on it (if you know the exact amount you're stepping on so you can subtract it).
Getting your real measurements might make you find out that your clothes don't actually fit as well as you thought. It might not, but it's worth knowing that kind of thing about yourself in general.
For me, I went through a lot of growth spurts as a kid, so my mom always bought clothes bigger than I needed so she wouldn't have to buy more too often. As an adult I figured out that I kept on wearing clothes too big for me, and once I found out how to get a proper fit from clothing I was so much happier with how clothes looked on me, especially dress clothes.
Those disgusting jewel textures melted on her tits
Fix the Tumblr nose and slight nigger lips (that they gave to both Link and Zelda for some reason) and she'd be my favorite Zelda, appearance-wise. Both OoT and TP Zelda look too generically princess-y to me.
Koei's got your back, anon.
He hasn't been a wizard since OoT slapped his shit, since then he jumped to the swordplay.
Why does almost every man in existence think cup size is the same as breast size? One of the reasons everyone has a different idea of what a C or D cup looks like is because bras with the same cup size can fit different size breasts.
Please stop treating cup size as breast size. It makes you look ridiculous.
Yeah this, prolly because majority of girls super insecure about this for some reason, everyone acts like DD is ZOMG HUEG and anything over that must be fake. C is like average, you ACTUALLY have breasts! D is a little above average but not big, DD is above average the low end of large, anything over DD is large, anything over F are ZOMG HUEG1!! Sub C-cup is just small to below average that's just reality.
Where's the Zelda 1 outfit complete with the power of double Triforce's?
Bra size is two factors. The letter, which is the number of inches of protrusion. A=1, B=2, etc. And the number, which is the circumference of the chest underneath the breasts. Both are important. A 30F and 34C look about the same relative size.
And yes, women with different size chests and breasts can fit into the same bra size, giving different visual effects, but when discussing breast size, using bra size is still the best way to communicate it.
>implying I want to have sex with gross 3DPG
>I will wait for you here
>It's what we princesses have always done
the guide to alttp came with a recap of the previous two games with illustrations.
>From what I understand it's kinda of a family tradition
That in combination with the fact that she's the most widely used design (when she's the most unmemorable iteration of Zelda, in-game), makes it pretty understandable why she's pretty disliked.
>came across gamebreaking bug in final tower
>lost will to complete game
Game was shit anyway
>Game was shit anyway
confirmed for bad taste
Bra size would be a perfect way to communicate it, assuming perfectly fitted bras were used for the different sizes. Too bad absolutely no one can visualize those things, so it's completely meaningless to everyone.
Unfortunately on top of being meaningless, cup size is also an inaccurate reflection of breast size. If those are your two options for referring to breast size, you're not referring to breast size at all and you should simply stop.
Saying someone has C cups doesn't mean anything, because the breasts you're referring to can have the volume of AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, FF, and basically every other cup.
Because cup size is not breast size.
So please stop.
Her HW costume was meant for armpit fags.
>But I'll take your virginity, mom
>He's like the ferryman across the river Styx pulling men into sin by their dicks!!
Come on son how can you defend ST?
I really liked PH mainly because I liked WW but ST was just shit, that's my opinion anyway.
Well, you know what I mean. TP definitely aimed to be "darker" than the rest of the Zeldas. The character designs in comparison to the ones from OoT and SS make it even more obvious with Zelda and Link looking like they've been rolling around in a mud puddle for an hour two.
You're retarded. You can't really say DD are bigger than that. Or that they are less than that. You can variety of size in terms of what DD are. Cup size has to do with the measurement of the chest, then the breasts. And taking a difference between them. Girls of different sizes have different sized breasts for their Cup size. Though she does look like a good D cup.
Eugh, the only costumes that don't look like trash are the OoT ones, and even those are pretty shitty.
TP's are basically "Zelda: Brown Edition", SS's are "pastels and nigger lips", and OoT's are "NOSTALGIAAAA".
Besides, the designs native to this game are so good I don't want to be covering them up with this stuff anyway.
are you hating on based pastels and color? I will fucking murder you
What would you do to Midna /v/?
While Zelda may have gotten a breast upgrade, her hips, ass, and thighs have all been severely downgraded.
The real question is when will we be getting Sonic Warriors?
magic in most fiction is also much harder to cast and takes lots of preparation. proper spells take hours to complete if they're really really powerful
also he does throw magic at your 1v1, aforementioned orbs of magic. also teleportation and shapeshifting
>Sheik confirmed female officially
About time. Trap fags BFTO
>>Absolutely no acknowledgment of the 2D games
Chain Chomp from Link's Awakening.
It doesn't matter, still put in because of a 2D Zelda game.
Also stop pretending those characters were good, Vera doesn't even look like her artwork in-game, fuck's sake you people are such contrarians.
>and they bastardized the OoT versions
it's the exact same shit you fucknut, hell OoT Ganondorf in HW is literally the OoT3D model, notice the extremely shitty textures it has in comparison to other characters.
on the JP website there another coming soon?
I thought all of the characters have been confirmed i guess they haven't?
Doesn't the game come out next week in Japan?
baloney, he was throwing magical spells before he got the triforce of power, did you forget that cutscene in OoT where he blasts young Link with a magic projectile after he denies telling him where did Zelda go?
>This thing exist in both Mario and Zelda universe
What if both kingdoms are set in the same world?
>tights wearing Link
Still the absolute best and sexiest.
victoria's secret makes b cups have cleavage that a DD would have in a normal cotton bra.
D is not that big. my wife has DD tits and i cant even wrap them around my dick.
cup size and strap size is important. a girl with DD tits can wear a 38 D or even 40C. depends on the shape. depends on how much support they need. ideally the cup should surround the entire breast (it usually does not because theyre all different sizes shapes unless you get custom bras. then the strap size is to ensure it fits.
most girls wear the wrong bra sizes
>DD tits and i cant even wrap them around my dick
Sam here, I will never experience a proper titjob.
what are you two talking about? they made a new model. flat texture was likely an intentional decision to make it more like OoT/3D's models. they've got different facial structures for crying out loud
>Is a fucking Mario reference.
From a 2D Zelda game, also Manhandla and original Gohma. Doesn't matter how much you try to discard it, it's 2D Zelda whether you like it or not.
>The official art looks perfect
The hell it does, he looks like a retard with a neck problem.
>Exactly the problem
You said that they bastardized the OoT versions when it's literally the OoT version.
porn lied to me.
luckily my wife likes women, so maybe one day... or maybe prego tits will enable me to live my dream.
and source because some people can't into google
>Tezuka: We’d had concept art for Bow-Wow lying around for awhile. We’d put it aside thinking we might make use of it if we could, but someone discovered it and ended up using it for their own purposes.
also this fun bit
>Tezuka: To tell you the truth, fire bars were originally made for Zelda. They were a lot of fun, so we used them in Mario too.
im average, around 6" but ive got a good amount of girth. if my wiener was skinnier id be able to get a proper titjob.
This. I've always wondered this. It's the same as the shitty fanartist mentality of "in order to be realistic it has to be disgusting". Twilight Princess wasn't amazingly realistic like some deluded /v/irgins like to claim, it's a cartoony Zelda with shittier art direction and muddy, dark textures. Link just happens to be attractive so everyone screams "OMG REALISM" because he's not WW Link.