Breast Warriors

I'd give her the Vitamin D

They're not really that big.

>>256682381
She was completely flat in her last appearance.
Now she's sporting D cups.

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>>256682127
not a patch on Ms Megatits

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>It took a third party to restore good looking character design to the Zelda franchise

Man, we have been stuck with serious uggos since the jump to 3D happened. Why does Nintendo think Zelda's style needs to be "Ugly"

>>256682531

Well, she is Queen Zelda now.

>>256682531
Still looking like Cs to me.

>>256682531
>lettering system of cup sizes
>significant in any way

>>256682668
>Mega
Anon, look no further than any other KT game that's not Atelier and you'll have at least one girl with bigger breasts.

So since Hylians are pretty much elves and she's now going into warzones with monsters and stuff, what are the odds that she's been raped at least once?

>>256682706
Because they wanted to avoid the generic animu shit

>>256682531
>D-cups

Thanks for the kek.

>>256682736
Still delicious

>>256682932
Ok, what are they?

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>>256682812
>if there are even larger tits, those tits aren't huge
That makes no sense.

>>256682706
So true.

Nintendo
> TP: GOOFY LOOKING CHARACTERS!
> SS: MAKE THE ENEMY GOOFY TOO!!!!

Glad HW is designing enemies and characters a bit better.

>>256683003
A cups are still delicious, so long as she's got nipples, she's good to me.

>>256683168
Well suck you

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>>256682736
this is a C cup

>>256683282
Yeah, that looks right.

>>256682932
They may be DD.

>>256683368
this
>>256683282
>>256682127
does not look the same

I like threads about HW because they show people here are clueless about breasts.

>>256683619
In what regard?

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>No mido
>no saria
>No malon
>No epona
>No happy mask salesman
>No orca
>No zora band members
>No gerudo
>No bunny hood
>No hover boots
>No ice arrows
>No grappling hook
>No bomb arrows
>No dekus
>No fierce deity
>No phantom ganon
>No dark link
>No garomasters
>no ikana stalfos
>No skull kid
>no majora
>No silver /gold gauntlets

>>256683708
Sizes and the ability of some lingerie to make breasts look bigger than they actually are.

>>256683930
There is no lingerie in this thread.

>>256683282

Looks about right. Just factor in the push up factor

>>256683997
Except the ones that Zelda is wearing in the OP?

>>256684325
There is no push up factor, it's a video game.

>>256683915
Grappling hook and shadow link were confirmed.
Shadow Link may or may not be playable though.
You claim to care, but you don't even look shit up.

>>256683997
Yet I talked about HM threads in general.
This thread barely has any posts.

>>256683619
If I had someone that allowed me to learn about their breasts...

>>256684403
>>256683930
This is the problem. It's a video game, not a modelling contest. The tits are exactly as big as they look because they aren't real tits, subject to gravity or costuming.

>>256684530
I know, yet someone insists that these >>256683168 are D Cups in almost every HM thread.

>>256684717
Well those are very obviously not D cups by any measurement.

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>>256682531
>completely flat
They weren't exactly spectacular, but c'mon man

>>256685150
in Skyward Sword

>>256684717
aren't they?

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>>256685345
SS Zelda is best Zelda.

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>>256685532
>that fanart
It's missing something

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>>256685345
Seems about the same as Twilight, with the exception that her dress isn't being sucked by her breasts like a vacuum and there isn't much in the way of lightning

>>256685658
That has GOT to be shooped....

>>256684354
uh, no?

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>>256686115
It's not. Her nose isn't even that big. You can see from the side. For some reason the shading at the bottom is just out of control.

>>256685658
>>256685696

I finally got around to starting Skyward Sword and holy shit, best Zelda ever. You can feel her vagina leaking over how much she wants Link in the prologue. Why can't every Zelda get this much action? Usually Link barely really even knows her.

>>256686989
How do you know she's not?
Did you check?

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>>256687243

>>256687573
She doesn't because she doesn't have any clothes but the ones textured on her model

>>256687675

She comes to mind as probably the second most fleshed out Zelda, but it's still sort of Link just happens upon her, she doesn't even know who she is, gets taken, shit goes down.

Better than usual reasons to go after her and all, but not like childhood best friend anime plot storyline depth.

>>256687243
While I do love her, I'd prefer if they kept her varied.
It's nice having many Zeldas to experience.

>>256688951
>It's nice having many Zeldas to experience.
Wipe that chuckle out of my face

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>>256682127
these are vastly more impressive

>>256687675
/r/ing that one spirit Zelda .gif

>>256682127

Whoa. I haven seen TP Zelda crack a smile that hard. Threw me off guard.

>>256687243
Meh, I didn't like her for this reason. Too obviously pandering and lacks actual character as a result.

>You will never watch Zelda squeeze her ample rack into her too-tight corset, bursting and stretching the stitches to their limit

>>256684717
>>256683168

Those are at least DD

>>256689812
they're meh

>>256689994
I say the same about Tifa or Lara Croft, but people don't shut up about them.

Regardless, Cia's are bigger than anyone else's in HW save the Great Fairy.

>>256685658
Man, glad Tecmo de-uglied her for HW.

>>256689752
>or seeing them burst out of her top while in the middle of a fight

>>256690116
Tifa and Lara Croft have been gigantic in the past.

>>256690162
Anon it's Koei Tecmo, not just Tecmo...

>>256690254
There are bigger.

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>Original Characters who're identical to existing villains
>Absolutely no acknowledgment of the 2D games

Pic related, an armored guy who has an alternate dragon form. Only idiots would defend inventing Valga when this guy already exists. He's even a dark servant to Ganon.

>>256682327

It's a suppository!

>>256690373
Doesn't mean they weren't gigantic

>>256690535
Capcom developed Oracles, so Nintendo might not have the rights to them.

>>256690623
Same can be said for Cia.

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>>256690373
not many

>>256690760
>Capcom developed Oracles, so Nintendo might not have the rights to them.
The same way they don't have the rights to Wonder Red? Didn't Ezlo even end up in Brawl?

Not everything is Geno y'know. Super Mario RPG was a spinoff. the Oracle games are as "mainline" as anything else.

>>256690760
I don't follow. Cia is obviously sporting huge tits. Yes there are ones with even bigger tits but that doesn't mean those ones aren't still huge.

>>256691530
>Shorts wearing princess
Oh yes.

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>>256691008
>>256691185
Point is that just because there are those bigger than Cia doesn't mean Cia's aren't big. That'd be like saying that because there are ones bigger than Lara Croft's means here's aren't really that big.

>>256691064
I don't think it matters if you consider SMRPG a spinoff or not, because regardless it's still a part of the Mario franchise.

Anyway my point was that we really don't know the state of who owns what exactly. Nintendo might own the rights to Onox, they might not, I for one don't claim to know.

Also Valga doesn't look anything like Onox. And really Onox is a glorified Iron Knuckle.

>>256691530
Thank you based Tecmo.

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>These are big breasts
>There are bigger
>And
>Jesus fuck, anon, there's bigger out there
>Doesn't mean hers still aren't big

Does it fucking matter?

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>>256691530
That shin feels strangely familiar

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>>256689354
>/r/ing that one spirit Zelda .gif

>>256691850
Ape tits me, please.

I have literal jungle fever~

>Bill Gates is rich
>But there are richer people in the world
Same logic.

>>256691850
it's okay, he's just autistic.

>>256691793
>I don't think it matters if you consider SMRPG a spinoff or not, because regardless it's still a part of the Mario franchise.
We're debating legalities here.

for SMRPG Nintendo gave the mario universe to a company and asked them to make an RPG out of it. For the Oracle series Nintendo contracted a company to make several proper Zelda games and even allowed them to incorporate stuff like Ganon, Impa and Twinrova.

>>256691972
Damn, i was talking about the one where she kind of breaks the 4th wall, but that's certainly going to my porn folder

>>256690535
Just wait until release. It would be foolish of them to show us everything before the game is out.

>>256692149
Well if you know all the details of the legalities behind the development of those games then by all means, but if you don't then I don't think we can make any assumptions.

>>256692360
I think it's equally foolish on their part to not show us any acknowledgements of those games before release.

>>256692479
YOU are making the assumption that Nintendo wouldn't own these villains for no other reason than Capcom handling development. YOUR assumption is the bigger one. It's not a stretch to think Nintendo owns most of the original characters present in the games from their biggest IPs.

>>256689994
you are meh

Has anybody noticed that there have been way more threads on /v/ about titties lately? What gives?

>>256692754
You should know how Nintendo works by now. Target the kids and the adults can come along for the ride. Of course they're going to show the latest characters first.

>>256692754
No, I am not assuming either way. I'm just throwing it out there as a possibility, which it is. YOU are the one acting as though it is a fact that Nintendo owns them.

>>256692874
4chan is about to turn 12, it's hitting puberty

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>>256692874
Senran Kagura and Nintendo happened.
Even gay men like tits.

>>256692874
Breasts are fun.

>>256693038
>Nintendo
Nigger, it's KT.

>>256693013
Because that's a workable assumption. It's safe to assume Nintendo owns Zelda related stuff until proven otherwise.

>>256692989
We're well past "first" and nearing the end of the pre-release information.

>>256693038
>Senran Kagura and Nintendo happened.
But it seems like the majority of breast threads I see start with Tifa.

>>256693175
It really isn't though, because it's an ASSUMPTION. Again, I don't claim to assume the truth. You do.

>>256693170
Haven't you seen all the Pokegirls? Not to mention how Palutena's trailer had a closeup of her life and hometown.

>>256693374
see
>>256693356

>>256693356
>It really isn't though, because it's an ASSUMPTION.
Yes.

My assumption>your assumption

It's much easier to assume Nintendo owns everything Zelda than to assume that the one unique situation surrounding one character from one game from a different series involved with a different developer also applies to Zelda.

>>256691970
>tfw there are people who sincerely want a Metroid Warriors game
Ugh.

>>256693356
>It really isn't though, because it's an ASSUMPTION. Again, I don't claim to assume the truth. You do.

Not him but it's not an assumption. SMRPG has listed both Squaresoft and Nintendo as copyright holders. Oracle games have only Nintendo listed as copyright holder. Stop spreading this myth about Capcom owning those characters.

>>256693698
You lie

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>>256687243
>Why can't every Zelda get this much action?

She does nothing for the rest of the game

>>256692154
Here

>>256693890

Am I the only one that gets aroused by this .gif?

>>256694004
No

>>256693692
>My assumption>your assumption
Now you're just being a shithead. All I was doing was pointing out that since Capcom developed Oracles, Nintendo might not have full ownership of the original characters. MIGHT NOT.

So stop acting like everything you say is a matter of fact.

>>256693821
Again, just bringing up a possibility to answer that question. Jesus christ what is wrong with you people?

>>256693356
People started remembering how great tits were. In an age full of shitposting and political correctness, nothing makes things better than a pair of fine breasts. And what better example than Tifa, the classic wet dream? The one that made you realize that women weren't icky.

>>256693356
Tifa is the most famous titty monster in gaming.

>>256694210
>The one that made you realize that women weren't icky.
She wasn't my classic wet dream.

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>>256694138
>get proven wrong on theoretical and actual grounds
>BAWWWW JUST LET ME BEEEEE

No.

>>256693889
I only wish I was. These people exist, anon.

>>256694417
I wasn't proven wrong though. Especially since I never argued that I was necessarily right and that Onox definitely wasn't owned by Nintendo.

But I guess there's no point in arguing with a 12-year-old faggot like you.

>>256694417
>>256694684
literal autism

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>>256687243

SS Zelda is my favorite, and I agree with having her around for plot.

But I would like her to participate more and not just get taken away, most of the games have done that and it would be nice if she just commanded you (the hero) through missions since she is well the princess and you are her knight.

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>>256694684
>I wasn't proven wrong though

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>>256694759
>I have no counter to that, so I'll just shitpost
But then the zelda fanbase is one of the worst on /v/.

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>>256695047
I already countered you. Your speculation was wrong and retarded even without the rpoof that was so kindly provided by the other poster.

>mfw you simply can't handle being wrong on 4chan

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>>256682127

>People actually being hyped for shitty pre-order dlc skins

Fuck that. The default designs are better than the ones in TP and SS and they bastardized the OoT versions

That said, can we have some Ganondorf hype?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vfh3YpvxHQ

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>>256695218
You didn't prove shit. Call me when you have papers from Nintendo instead of just speculation.

>mfw you can't into any sort of reading comprehension

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>>256695218
Anon spectating the debate here, you haven't countered shit, try again

She also has a black void underneath her skirt.

>>256683282
sasuga 3d, looks like complete shit

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>>256695584
>that denial

>>256695617
>isn't involved in the debate
>thinks he knows what's up
all you're doing is proving yourself as dumb as this retard who thinks it's safer to assume Nintendo doesn't own Zelda stuff than to assume it does.

>>256683172

The enemies models are ripped directly from those games you idiot

>>256695795
>this retard who thinks it's safer to assume Nintendo doesn't own Zelda stuff than to assume it does.
Except he already said he's just throwing a possibility, which is, because your assumption, as the word "assumption" says, isn't 100% and has a possibility to be wrong
I think you're trying too hard to own the guy

>>256694737
I think SS Zelda is okay, but there's something about her that annoys the everlasting shit out of me.

She's a student at the Knight Academy, the headmaster's daughter no less. But she only managed to get through one and a half dungeons? You'd think a knight in training (same as Link) and the reincarnation of a war god would be a touch more capable than that. Even Demise calls her out for being a disappointment.

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>>256691530
>shorts
>dat rack

>>256696081
>he already said he's just throwing a possibility
Which is nothing but a cheap cop out for getting proven wrong

He started to back pedal right away. He's a retard.

>>256695617
>>256695584

Your'e right, he hasn't proved shit. I however have, with facts and shit.

http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?v1=75&ti=51,75&Search_Arg=Legend%20of%20Zelda&Search_Code=TALL&CNT=25&PID=qW2TbO0EtQUik3Q_5MkmgcPuVzA&SEQ=20140806175711&SID=9

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>>256691530

that smile

>>256696087

Eh, I thought that as well while I was playing. Notably too how Groose had difficulty with stuff, yet he was able to build a machine to help you seal the forbidden one (but he stood no chance agaisnt Ghirahim, for example)

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>>256696303
Thanks anon

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>>256695224
http://youtu.be/ix_gV2xSPSg

>>256695224
I actually am glad that the default designs are nice enough that I wouldn't mind missing the dlc. I'm hoping it'll still show up on the eshop at a later point.

About Ganondorf, I really like what I saw on that trailer. The music was pretty great, too.

>>256691530
>corset
>I-I hope those goblins don't think I'm fat.

How do you get these costume DLCs for Zelda & Link? I know that you have to register your game within a certain date to get Ganon's but...what about the rest?

Europe here

>>256696548

I'll give them this though, Minish Cap is copyrighted by both Nintendo and Capcom, so all that shit they're saying about the Oracle games could apply to it.

>>256697153
The only designs I would've paid for as DLC would be Wind Waker's if they were done well

>>256697487
Impa probably picked the outfit out.

>>256697495
How do you "register" your game? I'm buying a Wii U sometime this month.

>>256696492
It's a sad symptom of the fact that nobody except is allowed to be competent. Even Impa jobbed against Ghirahim when her force-field seemed to be perfectly fine.

>>256698003
In Club Nintendo

>>256683282
There are things called push up bras that push your tits up a bit to make them look bigger. Also pads but those tend to fall out, so she wouldn't wear those when she's running around and shit.

>>256698003
Make Club Nintendo account. Register game with the serial number it'll come with. Make a Nintendo ID. Link Club Nintendo account and Nintendo ID. Bam.

>>256698421
Zelda isn't wearing a push up bra.

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>>256698507
But if swedes cannot link your NID with CN....are you screwed? Can't you just get a code for the DLC and download them?

>>256698639
Then, who is?

>>256698775
what?

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Surprised the armpit fags hasn't been all over all the HW characters with easy access exposed pits.

>>256698775

your dad

Wand of Gamelon/Cartoon Zelda is best Zelda.

>>256698875
Damn it anon, you were supposed to say Lacy

>>256698639
How do you know that? Did you get to have a look at her bra when she was in the bath or something?

>>256698507
Sounds simple enough. Thanks.

>>256699007
Corner Gas?

>>256698003
Also, in addition to the Club Nintendo, bookmark this site:

https://p.nintendo.net/deluxe/

This site is where you collect download codes for the 10% you get back from your virtual eshop purchases.
>buy game for $59.99
>get 599 points
>500 points turn into a redeemable $5 download code with 99 extra points left over for the next code
>

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>>256698735
Now I don't know nothing about that

>>256698926

>>256699154
Kung Pow

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>>256698003
Remember when you used to unlock all that shit in the game?

>>256683384
Confirmed for never motor boating actual DDs

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>>256699214
>the promo is ending this december

real shame, considering this stuff actually pushed me a bit into buying digital on the eshop

>>256698926
>murderous sociopath
>best anything
http://youtu.be/ZTt-kfPvRks

>>256699764
Ok, genius, what are they? They are a minimum of D, and most likely DD.

>>256693374
>Palutena's life and hometown
Anyone have a GIF?

>>256683915
Silver Gauntlets are confirmed. Link uses them with the ball and chain.

>>256682706

Ill fite u nigga

>2014
>liking cow tits and not skinny girls with dfc

>>256699764
neither have you

>>256699229

Cutest Zelda would waifu.

>>256682873

>Princess
>Surrounded by an army

Slim

>>256683282
>Tfw c-cup mantits
Id say I'll change but i wont lie to myself. Gotta learn to not hate then

>>256700283
dd are bigger than that.
seriously, open your eyes

>>256700907
>no answer
some expert

>>256695224
is ganondorf going to be the Lu-bu for the game, or will Lu-Bu come in and stomp everyone?

>>256700776
>cute
She takes pleasure in violently murdering people, anon.

>>256682873
Molestation and humiliation, no rape.

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>>256698926

She needs more art

>>256700907
prove it

>>256701197

So did Princess Elodie in Long Live the Queen. Didn't stop her from being cute.

>>256701197

You are confusing her with CD-I Zelda, this is animated series.

she is worse because he NTR Link in one episode

>>256682706
>that picture
Which one's the Stand.

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>>256682127
Screw Zelda, when do we get a King reveal?

>>256701745
Too flat.

>>256702175
He can fight for the peace that all warriors strive for

>>256701987
What was animated Zelda's problem anyway? Even Tetra is just kinda rude and crude, but Animated Zelda is a total bitch.

>>256702175

King and Gwonam when?

>>256702258

flat is love

>>256691530
I hope there's an alt outfit that removes the dress bottom so she's just wearing the shorts.

>>256702382
Try being around Link, Hero of Smarm, and not be a little bitchy.

>>256702548
But that would be lewd, anon.

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>>256702503
I don't want love, I want tits.

>game is a love letter to fans
>no characters fan actually want
>has three oc donut steel characters instead of fan favorites

>>256703119
Are you kidding people?

People were shitting themselves when Midna showed up.

>>256682531
>was completely flat
No she wasn't.

>>256703119
>MUH FEDORA MASK
>MUH WIND WAKER

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>256700121

No no, in this situation, she is a psychopath. See so many people get that mixed up, they're like "Sherlock Holmes is a psychopath!" and that's wrong, he's a sociopath. But Wand of Gamelon Zelda is a pscyhopath because she doesn't have demented delusions of murder, she just outright murders.

Why does /v/ seem to hate/complain about breasts so much? I mean this isn't even titty monster level. Is /v/ gay?

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>>256703569
>Trying to start shit when everyone is just happy talking about tits

>>256703569
Neo/v/ is gay, because they bring their SJW agenda here with their reddit faggotry. The obvious solution is post big breasted lolis from anime and they'll disperse.

>>256702875
>Rape my womb with your dick semen!
>It's like a butt-pussy!
>I'm being fucked by my own cock!
>Impregnate my ass!
>I'm floating on cocks!
>I-I'm sorry I kind of raped you...
........

>>256703710
>Come into a thread that is trying to start shit.
>Get accused of trying to start shit.

I...what?

>>256703728
Well I have no big breasted loli's to give. I'm sorry I have failed you anon.

>>256703918
How is the thread trying to start shit?

>>256702382
>>256702557
Link was a wandering adventurer sort, and saved her from Ganon.

So having to stay at the castle and watch the Triforce instead of wandering everywhere and getting harlot Elf poon in ye local tavern was a step down for him.

Also even though he saved the land, Zelda was like "Good now shut up"

>>256685345
Fuck, I auto-corrected your post to Squidward Sword in my head. What have you people done to me?

>>256704087
The OP posting to complain that Zelda has breasts that aren't even titty monster size isn't trying to start shit?

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>>256703918
The OP was neither positive or negative. You're the one who attached meaning to it. He was simply commenting that Zelda now has tits. You're the one who brought up negativity.

>>256704235
>OP
>complaining
Pretty sure he was complimenting them dude

>>256704117
Animated Link's horndog attitude and his seemingly inability never to shut up would grate on anyone. Especially when you're the target of it.

>>256703325
Midna is the only one fans wanted. No one wanted Agitha, Darunia, Ruto and the three oc characters, cia, lana and that dragon faggot who isn't an oc because he turns into a boss we swear.

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>>256702875
>SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
Every time, every fucking time

>>256683915
I've seen this three of four times now in different threads. You can go away now.

>>256704247
And did my original post have a negative context to it? All I asked is is /v/ gay because /v/ doesn't seem to like tits much? You got something against gays anon?

>>256704324
>I didn't want it, therefore nobody wanted it.

I wanted a goron rep with the megaton hammer from day fucking one. Darunia was beyond my expectations and got me hyped as fuck. And apparently cute little girls are popular in Japan. WHO FUCKING KNEW?

>>256704308
Well then I apologize. But still I see an awful lot of breast hate from anons on /v/. I really am curious if a lot of gay anons post here (I only ask because I post on /co/ a lot and there are a fuck ton of them there)

>>256704324
>No one wanted Darunia and Ruto
You need to stop talking. You're making a damn fool of yourself.

>>256704479
Yes, by you claiming OP was complaining about Zelda having tits.

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>>256704316
To be fair, that's a big fat target.

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>>256702875
>My cock is digging around inside my pussy

>>256704701
My original post complained about OP? Because I am pretty sure I brought that up as a defense against an anon saying I was trying to start shit. To which I replied this whole thread was begun with trying to start shit.

>>256704324
>People not wanting Darunia and Ruto
They were like the most commonly asked for characters in the HW threads before they revealed. I just take Agitha as the mandatory "Out of left field pick" that these crossovers often have.

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>>256702875
Good choice.

>>256704324
>no one wanted Ruto

Ladies and gentlemen, observe the faggot in its natural habitat.

>>256695224
Isn't ganondorf supposed to be a wizard?

>>256704672

4chan has always had loads of gays, this was a place of social rejects once.

>>256704937
>TwiPri
>Out of left field

>>256705114
He's the king of evil. He's whatever the fuck he wants to be. The only game, to my knowledge where he didn't use a weapon was OoT.

>>256705161
True but I notice there are bigger concentrations on some boards more than others. I was just wondering if /v/ had a high concentration.

>>256690547

Gross.

>>256705250
>he didn't use a weapon in OoT
except when he turned into dual-sword-wielding pigmonster

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>>256704324

>cia

I'm intrigued.

>>256705209
Well, yes. Regardless of your feelings about Agitha, you must admit nobody saw that coming.

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>>256705568
She's a delicious brown evil masked woman with white uneven hair and big fat orbs of power and wisdom. But she yearns to be filled with courage, and has become obsessed with Link to provide what she needs.

>>256705209
Agitha really didn't seem like Musou material before they revealed her though.

>>256705772

Tell me more about her! Why does she wear the mask?

>>256705772
biggest breasts in the world
her claim to fame

>>256705378

/v/ has a high population and thus a high concentration, just as /b/, /co/, /tv/, /vg/ and even /pol/.

Also keep in mind that most negative breast comments aren't gays but flat-fags trying to confirm that their fetish is better and more acceptable. Everyone secretly wants their fetish to be the norm since it's the only thing they know.

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Daily reminder


Nintendo has all the waifus

>>256705492
Get a load of this guy.

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>>256706005
Because it's sexier that way.

>>256706362

Well, she's a big girl.

>>256706005
She's a big girl.

>>256706179
Well I didn't think they were starting it. In all honesty I just wanted to know because I'm trying to compile evidence that gays are slowly becoming the antihipsters (into everything popular in social media like vidya/comics/radical politics) as a defense against an ever increasing number of hipsters being "gay" because it's seen as the "counter culture"

>>256706506
For you.
Manlet.

>>256706717
no one cares

>>256683282
I've seen some tits in my days, so those are definitely C cup.

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>>256706295
How could you forget the 5000 waifus from Nintendos very own waifu simulator?

Pic related, it is an actual costume and character you can have in the game, no joke.

>>256707214
uh, no shit, that's why they're labelled C cup

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>>256707262
More child friendly nintendo characters.

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>>256702875
>

>>256707262
>>256707396
I have a hard time imagining anyone actually wanting to wear these outfits.

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>>256707396
Official game art. SO much waifu

>>256682531
>D cups.
Why does everyone assume this is big? D cups are actually quite small.

>>256707592
They make you feel like a wizard.

>>256682706
OoT, MM and WW had fantastic character designs.
TP and SS are mayor fuckups with the exception of Midna, Ganonforf and TP Zelda.

>>256706682

That isn't happening, You can't force yourself to change sexualities unless you're a legit bisexual(I.E people who like futa).

/v/ just has fags because in every basic population there are fags who do the same shit everyone else does. It only seems weird to people who think every homosexual is a cuck guzzling drag queen that desperately seeks out attention and makes their sexuality the epitome of their sad existence.

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>>256707592
ORIELLY?

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>>256707592
Dark Magic power is increased by sexiness

>>256707672
lol no

>>256707672
Because nobody on /v/ has ever seen real breasts

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>>256708035

Official Nintendo Merchandise.

>>256707592
Plegian women are weird.

>>256707706
No, wearing robes, a chainmail bikini or a revealing toga makes you feel like a wizard. Full body fishnet(?) things makes you feel like a fetish-y clown.

>>256707396
>>256707638
Why is she so perfectly slutty?

>>256708174
>0 points of articulation
KEK

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>>256707672

because the media and people have perpetuated that D/DD cups are humungous, oversized, gigantic tits.

That and they don't realize how bra sizing works.

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>>256685532
Nowi and Nah 3 way is the only answer.

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>>256707672

>>256704746
>no pants

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>>256702875

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b-best girl

>>256708339
It's a figure, not a figma.

>>256707903
>you can't force yourself to change sexualities unless you're a legit bisexual
Hence why I said "gay". the hipsters say they are gay because it's seen as counter culture which ruins normal gay people who just want to be left alone and live their lives/like the things they like. But this is just a theory.

>>256708628
>tights

>>256708423
Pardon my autism.

Why the fuck do women let their buck teeth hang with their mouth open like that? How the fuck is that attractive? She looked cute as fuck with it closed.

>>256708423

I always hate when people use the numbers to "specify" cup size.

>Yo, she was like a 28DD!
>Naw, man, they were more like 36DD!

NO STOP IT THAT NUMBER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CUPS AND YOU'RE HURTING MY AUTISM!

>>256708829
It is shit.

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>>256702875
>But I'll take your virginity, mom

>>256708992
Just like you're waifu.

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>>256708915

Shje looks cute with the bucky teeth, fuck off

>>256708915
>Why the fuck do women let their buck teeth hang with their mouth open like that?

Because when you have large buck teeth your lips don't naturally cover them. Notice how she has to make her lips cover her teeth by intentionally moving them to do so.

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>>256708992
Everyone laugh at this retard that doesn't know what he is talking about

>>256708915
she is trying not to smile

>>256708915
>That
>Buckteeth
They look fine to me.

>>256708975
Number is circumfrence of breast area of torso at thickest. Small number means smaller torso, larger number means bigger torso.
A 36DD would have a 36 inch torso circumfrence with 5-inches of that being breast.

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>>256709154
No she doesn't she looks like a fucking retard

>>256708829
I think you mean statue moron

>>256709210
>Wanting a brick that cannot be played with

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>>256709394
>hot gluing isn't playing with it

Alright anon

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>Cia's dream

>>256709235

No, the number doesn't include the breasts at all. It's the torso area just UNDER the breasts. To get that number, you actually lift the breasts up and wrap the measuring tape around the torso, with the tape bumping up into the underside of the breasts.

Similar to how you have to move your balls out of the way (usually by putting a book between your legs) to properly measure your inseam.

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>>256709510

>>256709730
Why do you think that's bait?

>>256709695
Wait, inseam?
Am I wearing my pants wrong?

>>256709387
Statuette, plebeian.

>>256709394
Try dolls, or figma, they would be right up your alley.

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>>256709730

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I don't do math I just like breasts. Especially brown ones.

>>256709876
You might be a girl. Men are lucky and have just three things to track with pants: Waist, Length, and Inseam.

Meanwhile girls just get nebulous size numbers or letters. Goodness if you need to figure out what a Zero means.

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>>256690535

>>256709876
You probably never got your measurements taken.

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>>256709876

You might be. Pic related is your inseam. If you only measure up to where your balls hang, you're actually not measuring your full inseam. The best method to get your full inseam is to put a book between your legs and push the spine up into your crotch, then have someone measure from the floor to the spine of the book.

Inseam measurements on pants don't actually mean "These pants have a 32 inch inseam," what it means is, "These pants properly fit a person with a 32 inch inseam." So it's important to know your full inseam size.

>>256710131
Newfag can't even triforce.

>>256710469
>have someone measure from the floor to the spine of the book.
That sounds way to lewd for me anon

>>256710147

The numbers even all change from brand to brand. Women's clothing sizes are fucking stupid and basically the most meaningless system of measurement for anything on Earth.

>>256710469
Clothes are a clusterfuck. I'm just going to wear a man-skirt from now on.

>>256710591

You can measure yourself if you use a sturdy winding tape measure or if you use a flexible tape measure but step on it (if you know the exact amount you're stepping on so you can subtract it).

>>256710963
So why should I have to waste time measuring my ballsack anon? Just wondering.
I have bought pants that fit nicely.

>>256683915
The only person anyone cares about is Groose bro.

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>>256709730
Is that a turtle?

>>256711072

Just if you want to know your full, proper inseam. Trying on clothes also works just fine if you can find something that fits comfortably.

>/v/- Clothes and Statues

>>256711242
Oh okay, thanks for the info anyway anon

>>256711170
You need to get some better lighting anon

>>256711072

Getting your real measurements might make you find out that your clothes don't actually fit as well as you thought. It might not, but it's worth knowing that kind of thing about yourself in general.

For me, I went through a lot of growth spurts as a kid, so my mom always bought clothes bigger than I needed so she wouldn't have to buy more too often. As an adult I figured out that I kept on wearing clothes too big for me, and once I found out how to get a proper fit from clothing I was so much happier with how clothes looked on me, especially dress clothes.

>>256709373
I don't know why but this edit makes so much sense.

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>>256682127

Those disgusting jewel textures melted on her tits

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>>256702875

>>256685658
>>256685696
Fix the Tumblr nose and slight nigger lips (that they gave to both Link and Zelda for some reason) and she'd be my favorite Zelda, appearance-wise. Both OoT and TP Zelda look too generically princess-y to me.

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I find your lack of Zelda disturbing.

>>256712292
>slight nigger lips (that they gave to both Link and Zelda for some reason)

They gave them to EVERY character in SS.

>>256705065
Google, though powerful and versatile, can occasionally fail as a research tool.

Animated series Link, NES Link, ALttP Link, and WW Link when?

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>>256704324
>not wanting Agitha
fagget

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>>256712292
Koei's got your back, anon.

>>256712486
>NES Link

Forever greatest Link.

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>>256705114
He hasn't been a wizard since OoT slapped his shit, since then he jumped to the swordplay.

>>256712436
It's some One Piece doujin where Luffy is talking to a titty mermaid.

Why does almost every man in existence think cup size is the same as breast size? One of the reasons everyone has a different idea of what a C or D cup looks like is because bras with the same cup size can fit different size breasts.

Please stop treating cup size as breast size. It makes you look ridiculous.

>>256708423
Yeah this, prolly because majority of girls super insecure about this for some reason, everyone acts like DD is ZOMG HUEG and anything over that must be fake. C is like average, you ACTUALLY have breasts! D is a little above average but not big, DD is above average the low end of large, anything over DD is large, anything over F are ZOMG HUEG1!! Sub C-cup is just small to below average that's just reality.

>>256712987
Because this is /v/. No one here even knows what real breasts look like, much less how to measure them

>>256712958
Close enough. My search begins in earnest.

>>256705114
He's a battlemage now, overwhelming magical power and sheer brute strength.

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Where's the Zelda 1 outfit complete with the power of double Triforce's?

why is tp zelda so perfect?

>>256705114

No, he's a powerful fighter and cunning thief. The Triforce of Power is what gives him magical powers.

>>256706295
where is top left from?

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>>256712987
Bra size is two factors. The letter, which is the number of inches of protrusion. A=1, B=2, etc. And the number, which is the circumference of the chest underneath the breasts. Both are important. A 30F and 34C look about the same relative size.

And yes, women with different size chests and breasts can fit into the same bra size, giving different visual effects, but when discussing breast size, using bra size is still the best way to communicate it.

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>>256713501
Because you have bad taste in Zeldas.

>>256713501
because brunettes are perfection