You know what time it is
Thought of this one a little while ago.
He hasn't seen the show, genius. What's he meant to search?
I suggest watching the show. It's pretty damn good. Regardless of whether it's overrated or not, it's thoroughly entertaining and they put their budget to very good use.
Why would you watch the episode? You've already seen the gore through the power of webm.
I have never watched GoT but so far it seems like a show that people only watch because of "shocking" scenes and muh precious dying cast members.
Is there an actual reason to watch it besides that?
You mean apart from if you like the fantasy genre? No. I bet you like sports games
People watch GoT because it's popular and everyone is talking about it.
You don't want to be that loser kid that doesn't do popular things and pursuits his own interests, do you?
Sure I like fantasy movies and books but all I hear is people talking about the tits, gore and dying cast members. Sounds boring as shit if that's the only thing worth mentioning.
The entire first quarter of season 1 is a perfect analogy of someone kickstartering/early accessing a game and somehow assuming this gives them a binding investment and power over the developers.
It's fucking perfect, right down to the golden crown being shitty pre-order bonuses.
There's no reason to watch the show because the books are better in every conceivable way, unless you consider the fact that you have to read and remember things a detriment.
The death of important characters is just something that happens because of how the story unfolds, and it always has important consequences.
>Dex Babby thinks his feather tickle strikes do anything
>Implying the laws of averages won't kill your stupid fancy dancer ass sooner or later when you've sacrificed all damage potential from strength to pump dex
>Implying this isn't why people think the monk class is shitter than it really is because everyone builds dex
Dex a shit.
Japan is fucking disgusting.
Why do their game shows have absolutely no regard for human dignity?
It is. GRRM couldn't worldbuild his way out of a wet paperbag, he uses 'rocks fall, everyone dies' as a default solution for every plot he cannot be bothered to resolve, and the big centerpiece of his books - awfully written sex scenes and rampaging grimderp - no longer have the shock value they used to when he started spinning his yarn. And the HBO series is worse than the books.
>Gets destroyed by poison
a very powerful poison and he still resisted it enough to crush a man's head with his bare hands
>Has no skills other than fighting
he clearly outsmarted Oberyn
Monk class is shit because its class abilities are bad and clash with each other and he can't use gear in a system where non-casters need to be kited out like christmass trees to do anything.
Doesn't invalidate what I said. It's bad, but it's really not so bad as people say it is. Ignore dex. Ignore wisdom. Strength and Con. Put spare shit in to INT since monks legit have good skill options.
Fighters really aren't better in enough of a meaningful way to pick them over monks. Which is a bit unfair given fighters are utterly irrelevant anyway, but there you go. At least you get a bonus of frustrating GMs slightly if you use your abilities properly.
I'm going to go against the /v/ norm here. I love the books. The series is fantastic. The show is excellent as a condensed version.
I love how the fedora hipsters is thrown about as an insult here yet seemingly represents about 90% of posters on /v/.
>a very powerful poison and he still resisted it enough
It's intended to cause a very slow and painful death, the effects wouldn't have set in so quickly.
>he clearly outsmarted Oberyn
God no, Oberyn had him in his pocket the entire fight. If he didn't have to insist on muh justice then he'd just finish the Mountain there and then. Gregor's strategy wasn't to let Oberyn dominate the fight and trip him while he was showboating, he simply saw an opportunity and took it.
Monk is a rogue who gets stumped when he runs into a trap or a locked door. Just likes he's a fighter who can't use weapons and armor, and a class that needs Wisdom but doesn't center on detection/outdoorsman skills and can't cast spells. There is nothing, nothing a monk does that someone else, or a summoned monkey, doesn't do better. They are considered ass-tier for a good reason.
>implying rogues are relevant because of traps or doors
Anon, do you even know why noncasters can go get fucked in DnD?
And a decently leveled monk can slap his dick on traps without consequence anyway. It's one of the only things they're good at.
I know how D&D 3e works, I spent years trying to fix the damn thing before I gave up and started running games that don't suck.
>And a decently leveled monk can slap his dick on traps without consequence anyway.
Nope. He might spot it, but he has no way to deal with it without triggering it. And proper traps aren't the sort you see as red floor tiles in video games. Proper traps are when the doors close and a slab of stone crushes everyone in the room, or when the floor opens and dumps everyone in a deep chasm with twenty wraiths at the bottom. The sort that doesn't give a fuck about your reflex save, touch armor class or hit points. People bitch about rogues being terrible because someone always has to play one.
Those kinds of traps are the area of total dick GMs that want to kill the group no matter what rather than engage in cooperate storytelling, and even then the monk over a certain level will at least survive the fall of the second trap if he remembers some of his abilities.
Not every GM wants to run "Make sure you have ten characters made" campaigns, and most don't want to run with GMs that say it. Even Dark Heresy wasn't that unfair.
But them I'm of the opinion that traps are a shitty concept that can only harm the flow of gameplay in the first place.
I like images and filenames that become so well-known that they become subject for new filenames.
Well, yes, monks can contribute to the party if the party is never challenged in any way and your DM runs a padded hugbox where you can practice amateur drama and win D&D. But for people who actually want to bash their heads against apparently insurmountable problems and take unnecessary risks with their elves, traps that shoot an arrow at you when you step on a giant glowing button are about as dumb as rooms full of random monsters that just stand and fight, or as an evil king you can persuade to abdicate with a good diplomacy roll. Easymode games are pointless and monks suck so hard not even the charop boards can make them viable.
I think the books are shit. I hate his fucking writing style so much. Then again I'm a pretentious dickhole when it comes to books. Shit like his belongs in the "I have the reading capabilities of a 15 year old" section. It's contemporary young adult style in a mature world. It's so fucking bad.
The show, on the other hand, is really good. That's just comparatively to other "good works" within each medium. The books, compared to other books, are drivel. The show, compared to other shows, is one of the best ever.
There are ways to make games hard without traps. You're hung up on traps specifically while they are the shittiest idea ever. There's a reason they're not really a thing outside DnD.
They ruin gameplay flow. If you make them too deadly, you relegate someone to playing trap bitch who is irrelevant and bored when not looking for traps. This also slows gameplay and story progression to a piss filled bog pace because you creep along everywhere expecting the impossible deathtrap. You either bore your trapbitch or bore the rest of the group. Not that this is a riveting experience for the trapbitch anyway with how trap checking works mechanically speaking.
If the traps are too light, you can just throw your facetank on them and call it a day.
If you're the kind of person that likes DEATHDUNGEON slow as mud crawls, good on you, but that should be kept to games and groups built around doing that specifically.
>Fleshed out and interesting characters.
>Superb acting, drama and script.
>Plot revolved an ultimate goal well divided between each main head.
Yeah, sure man, it's all just tits and gore.
Why the fuck would you ask what episode it's from when you can just look up the entire scene online? You are not going to watch the show anyway, so why ask for the entire episode?
If you want to know context here's all there is to it
And that's why, despite telling myself how I'd be a super slutty whore if I became female, I'm never actually going to go through with it, because the result is an ugly pile of melted tuna. Trap fantasy is so far away from the reality of the situation it's not funny
W-why would y-you want that, onii-chan?~
I want to hate on this, but damn.
My man brought it.
This one guy, 23 I think, ended up going at it for three and a half hours. Left saying how he was going to be fapping to the memory for weeks on end now. Actually said I came from schlicking to the text, and he was over the fucking moon.
I could probably make a decent living writing porn, now that I think about it.
I made my father set up a formal letter of complaint after watching this scene because it's just too gruesome in my opinion. I get it's a private network and tits and violence is totally fine with me but that shit was too much. period
What is this? A megatexture for ants?
>You know what time it is
Time for another /b/ thread poorly disguised as video games?
Second time seeing this. The production values seem too good for it to be a porn spoof.
I love boat physics.
Can't think of a filename, though.
At least GoT makes me understand how people who hate Urobutcher feel, that's literally the only good thing that came out of it.
I was cringing for the whole thing until the scene in the webm happened.
I honestly thought it was going to be one of those "important fast character who has to look cool while killing unimportant slow character" but damn, that was good
That looks bretty neat.
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I've made the mistake of taunting in games instead of finishing the job.
Also they both died right? just watched the scene on youtube and the guy got lungs pierced it looked like.
I bet you're one of those dumb asses who says "people only like Dark Souls because it's difficult"
Geezus fuck this is some Lord of the Rings shit
HOLD THE DOOR
jesus christ this can't be real
timelapse of kickstarter excitement. I mean, you can be more creative than that, but that's pretty much what it is
i dont fucking know
Because /v/ is only here for laughs and giggles
Watch this while hearing any song of the MGR soundtrack, it fits